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Re: Working with Mongs...
« Reply #30 on: June 06, 2014, 04:06:38 AM »
I am booked for a wedding tomorrow that I did on Tuesday........... cussing:  I have now booked people ......I will now lose money as I will not cancel people at short notice.....
How the fuck does that happen?

Coz I only get dates and venues in advance ...names and details come later or on the day.....checked today for tomorrow and the names were the same as Tuesday......I phoned them and they said oops..it was originally for Friday but changed to Tuesday..did we forget to tell you ..... Banghead   well yes and no ...
And I'm guessing right now it's a buyer's market

Yep......but it's coming back to bite them all in the arse the cheapos are getting complaints....I actually got a pay rise from one 5 star hotel this week to retain my services....and another 5 star hotel contract (not a lot of work but good on the CV )

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Re: Working with Mongs...
« Reply #31 on: June 06, 2014, 05:13:51 AM »
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Re: Working with Mongs...
« Reply #33 on: June 07, 2014, 10:37:57 AM »
New heights yesterday ......the hotel booked 2 DJs for 1 party ...the problem was that the other guy who turned up worked (past tense) for me .......he spat his dummy out .... noooo:

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« Reply #34 on: June 07, 2014, 10:43:29 AM »
New heights yesterday ......the hotel booked 2 DJs for 1 party ...the problem was that the other guy who turned up worked (past tense) for me .......he spat his dummy out .... noooo:
Apey shows the red card?

Did the hotel pay both of you?
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Re: Working with Mongs...
« Reply #35 on: June 07, 2014, 10:47:44 AM »
New heights yesterday ......the hotel booked 2 DJs for 1 party ...the problem was that the other guy who turned up worked (past tense) for me .......he spat his dummy out .... noooo:
Apey shows the red card?

Did the hotel pay both of you?

I offered from my own pocket to compensate him .....but by then he had already had his dummy out ........ noooo:  he will get fvck n all from the hotel.....

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« Reply #36 on: June 07, 2014, 10:49:50 AM »
There's a cracking book in those there stories Apey.  Think of the film rights, Munny!
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« Reply #37 on: June 07, 2014, 10:55:06 AM »
There's a cracking book in those there stories Apey.  Think of the film rights, Munny!

Don't laugh ..the wedding planners have told me to write one .....but nobody would believe half the stories .......(including finding the groom and the best man together  eeek: ).....

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« Reply #38 on: June 07, 2014, 10:59:40 AM »
There's a cracking book in those there stories Apey.  Think of the film rights, Munny!

Don't laugh ..the wedding planners have told me to write one .....but nobody would believe half the stories .......(including finding the groom and the best man together  eeek: ).....
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« Reply #39 on: June 07, 2014, 11:22:03 AM »
There's a cracking book in those there stories Apey.  Think of the film rights, Munny!

Don't laugh ..the wedding planners have told me to write one .....but nobody would believe half the stories .......(including finding the groom and the best man together  eeek: ).....

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Re: Working with Mongs...
« Reply #40 on: June 07, 2014, 11:23:41 AM »
There's a cracking book in those there stories Apey.  Think of the film rights, Munny!

Don't laugh ..the wedding planners have told me to write one .....but nobody would believe half the stories .......(including finding the groom and the best man together  eeek: ).....

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I told you that story........ ::)

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« Reply #41 on: June 07, 2014, 11:24:31 AM »
There's a cracking book in those there stories Apey.  Think of the film rights, Munny!

Don't laugh ..the wedding planners have told me to write one .....but nobody would believe half the stories .......(including finding the groom and the best man together  eeek: ).....

 eeek: eeek:


I told you that story........ ::)

I forgot....  redface:
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« Reply #42 on: June 07, 2014, 11:30:20 AM »
If Apey writes the book and then gets the film and DVD rights and it's all sold through Amazon then the VP will be rich!
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« Reply #43 on: June 07, 2014, 11:33:08 AM »
If Apey writes the book and then gets the film and DVD rights and it's all sold through Amazon then the VP will be rich!

And Apey will be sacked from all his companies ......... noooo:  that is why I am careful what I put on here .........

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« Reply #44 on: June 07, 2014, 11:36:27 AM »
If Apey writes the book and then gets the film and DVD rights and it's all sold through Amazon then the VP will be rich!

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