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Re: Gizmos Nick should not be allowed to test under ANY circumstances
« Reply #15 on: August 19, 2007, 07:22:19 PM »
Moustache mainly
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Re: Gizmos Nick should not be allowed to test under ANY circumstances
« Reply #16 on: August 19, 2007, 07:26:17 PM »
I am here you know DS
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Re: Gizmos Nick should not be allowed to test under ANY circumstances
« Reply #17 on: August 19, 2007, 07:28:01 PM »
So I plugged it in to the kitchen poweropoint and switched it on to demonstrate its deadness. The bastard worked! Unfortunately it was still on the back seat of my car! cussing:


I missed this before, but perhaps it explains all Nick's problems with electrical appliances, he has Irish mains sockets! point:
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Re: Gizmos Nick should not be allowed to test under ANY circumstances
« Reply #18 on: August 19, 2007, 07:29:03 PM »
I am here you know DS

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Re: Gizmos Nick should not be allowed to test under ANY circumstances
« Reply #20 on: August 22, 2007, 08:29:42 AM »
I think the driver looks gay evil:
Cos he has a big throbbing thing between his legs?

If he says it 'cos of the moustache I'll have him next time he comes to Wales  evil:

Do all Welsh men of a certain age grow one?  Banghead

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Re: Gizmos Nick should not be allowed to test under ANY circumstances
« Reply #21 on: August 22, 2007, 08:43:17 AM »
I think the driver looks gay evil:
Cos he has a big throbbing thing between his legs?
If he says it 'cos of the moustache I'll have him next time he comes to Wales  evil:

Do all Welsh men of a certain age grow one?

Snoopy has been trying to grow his for 50 years.

And his moustache
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Re: Gizmos Nick should not be allowed to test under ANY circumstances
« Reply #22 on: August 22, 2007, 09:35:40 AM »
Ignoring Darwin for a moment I have worn a moustache for 39 years now.
Reason being that before I grew it people were forever saying "Are you trying to grow a moustache?" and I wasn't. It seemed easier to give in and grow one.
Another point that has to be made ...... I live in Wales ~ I AM NOT WELSH!
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Re: Gizmos Nick should not be allowed to test under ANY circumstances
« Reply #23 on: August 22, 2007, 09:42:16 AM »
Ignoring Darwin for a moment I have worn a moustache for 39 years now.
Reason being that before I grew it people were forever saying "Are you trying to grow a moustache?" and I wasn't. It seemed easier to give in and grow one.
Another point that has to be made ...... I live in Wales ~ I AM NOT WELSH!
Work it out ~ If the cat has its kittens in the oven does that make them Cakes?

Welsh cakes?

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Re: Gizmos Nick should not be allowed to test under ANY circumstances
« Reply #24 on: August 22, 2007, 09:46:11 AM »
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Re: Gizmos Nick should not be allowed to test under ANY circumstances
« Reply #25 on: August 22, 2007, 09:47:13 AM »
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 point:

Seriously though, all men in Wales, I don't actually know if they are Welsh or not, seem to sport hairy lips. Fair few of the women too come to think of it.  rubschin:

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Re: Gizmos Nick should not be allowed to test under ANY circumstances
« Reply #26 on: August 22, 2007, 10:09:09 AM »
Work it out ~ If the cat has its kittens in the oven does that make them Cakes?

No I'd say it makes them roasted and crispy  eveilgrin:
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Re: Gizmos Nick should not be allowed to test under ANY circumstances
« Reply #27 on: August 22, 2007, 10:35:44 AM »
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Seriously though, all men in Wales, I don't actually know if they are Welsh or not, seem to sport hairy lips. Fair few of the women too come to think of it.  rubschin:

OK. I like it so it stays RIGHT! evil:
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Re: Gizmos Nick should not be allowed to test under ANY circumstances
« Reply #28 on: November 13, 2013, 11:39:31 PM »
I'm in 2 minds about this one, after all what is the worst that can happen.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2505591/The-intelligent-remote-controls-ALL-electronic-devices-voice.html

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Re: Gizmos Nick should not be allowed to test under ANY circumstances
« Reply #29 on: November 14, 2013, 12:50:00 AM »
I'm in 2 minds about this one, after all what is the worst that can happen.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2505591/The-intelligent-remote-controls-ALL-electronic-devices-voice.html

I'd be half expecting a cross between Hal and Marvin by the end of the first week.  whistle:

All no no noes  noooo:  What if you had your mouthful when you wanted the TV on. 

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