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Seeing as the idea of having Nick as the official pub gadget tester is now stuck in my head I thought it would be a good idea to have a list of items that Nick isnt allowed anywhere near......ever.

Number 1: The head mounted gun.  eeek:

http://gizmodo.com/gadgets/also-blocks-glare/headmounted-gun-patent-blows-minds-literally-287222.php
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Re: Gizmos Nick should not be allowed to test under ANY circumstances
« Reply #1 on: August 09, 2007, 10:49:08 AM »
Number 2.

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Re: Gizmos Nick should not be allowed to test under ANY circumstances
« Reply #2 on: August 09, 2007, 10:52:34 AM »
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Re: Gizmos Nick should not be allowed to test under ANY circumstances
« Reply #3 on: August 09, 2007, 11:01:48 AM »
I have just had a small accident of an annoying kind. The late lawnmower was transported in my car to the local lawnmower repair shop who declared that they did not fix that sort. I proposed to Mrs Nick that since it is dead I should take it to the dump. She insisted on me proving that it did not work. I know it doesn't work. So I plugged it in to the kitchen poweropoint and switched it on to demonstrate its deadness. The bastard worked! Unfortunately it was still on the back seat of my car! cussing:
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Re: Gizmos Nick should not be allowed to test under ANY circumstances
« Reply #4 on: August 09, 2007, 11:04:30 AM »
I could be mistaken Barman but is the torch in item number 2 just resting against the top of the Beretta as I cant see anyone being daft enough to mount it in between the sights  whistle:

And for number 4, I've gone back to 1950's America with an actual childs toy (No I'm not kidding, its a real kids atomic energy lab with radioactive samples  eeek:)

http://www.americanmemorabilia.com/Auction_Item.asp?Auction_ID=31568
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Re: Gizmos Nick should not be allowed to test under ANY circumstances
« Reply #5 on: August 09, 2007, 11:04:57 AM »
I have just had a small accident of an annoying kind. The late lawnmower was transported in my car to the local lawnmower repair shop who declared that they did not fix that sort. I proposed to Mrs Nick that since it is dead I should take it to the dump. She insisted on me proving that it did not work. I know it doesn't work. So I plugged it in to the kitchen poweropoint and switched it on to demonstrate its deadness. The bastard worked! Unfortunately it was still on the back seat of my car! cussing:
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Re: Gizmos Nick should not be allowed to test under ANY circumstances
« Reply #6 on: August 09, 2007, 11:06:09 AM »
Number 5.

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Re: Gizmos Nick should not be allowed to test under ANY circumstances
« Reply #7 on: August 09, 2007, 11:06:54 AM »
Thats number 5 Barman, number 4 is the childrens atomic energy lab.  point:
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Re: Gizmos Nick should not be allowed to test under ANY circumstances
« Reply #9 on: August 09, 2007, 11:13:45 AM »
Looks like somebody already tested this one...

http://www.switched.com/2007/06/01/robot-lawn-mower-kills-man/
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Re: Gizmos Nick should not be allowed to test under ANY circumstances
« Reply #10 on: August 09, 2007, 11:18:14 AM »
I want one of those too!  cloud9:

Have to get a lawn first tho...  noooo:
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Re: Gizmos Nick should not be allowed to test under ANY circumstances
« Reply #11 on: August 09, 2007, 01:40:06 PM »
I know I've mentioned this beast in another thread but its certainly one to add to the list, unless Nick is on another continent at the tme:



This is a monowheel powered by a V8 engine with a theoretical top speed of 110 mph
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Re: Gizmos Nick should not be allowed to test under ANY circumstances
« Reply #12 on: August 19, 2007, 04:36:02 PM »
I think the driver looks gay evil:
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Re: Gizmos Nick should not be allowed to test under ANY circumstances
« Reply #13 on: August 19, 2007, 05:33:18 PM »
I think the driver looks gay evil:
Cos he has a big throbbing thing between his legs?
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Re: Gizmos Nick should not be allowed to test under ANY circumstances
« Reply #14 on: August 19, 2007, 05:38:04 PM »
I think the driver looks gay evil:
Cos he has a big throbbing thing between his legs?

If he says it 'cos of the moustache I'll have him next time he comes to Wales  evil:
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