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Should we laugh or cry?
« on: October 29, 2018, 02:08:18 PM »
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Re: Should we laugh or cry?
« Reply #1 on: October 29, 2018, 02:19:50 PM »
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Re: Should we laugh or cry?
« Reply #2 on: October 29, 2018, 02:23:29 PM »
Working now but meh... shrugs:
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Re: Should we laugh or cry?
« Reply #3 on: October 29, 2018, 02:47:57 PM »
I am hypnotised. It is pure gold!
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Re: Should we laugh or cry?
« Reply #4 on: October 29, 2018, 04:18:48 PM »
Came across this the other day:

https://www.quora.com/Who-was-the-most-ignorant-American-you-have-ever-met
"Keith was Zambian by birth and he had the darkest skin you’ve ever seen "

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Re: Should we laugh or cry?
« Reply #5 on: October 29, 2018, 04:28:37 PM »
No
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Re: Should we laugh or cry?
« Reply #6 on: October 29, 2018, 04:49:22 PM »
No
Have you seen both of them in the same room?
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Re: Should we laugh or cry?
« Reply #7 on: October 30, 2018, 12:37:52 PM »
My boss at a former job hired clerical staff based on their looks rather than their abilities.

One pretty young thing was typing a letter one day and discovered she only had one more stationery second sheet — the blank sheets made of the same paper as the letterhead stationery. If a letter was more than one page long, you would use the second sheet to type any pages after the first. This letter was going to be three pages long and she only had one second sheet.

“What should I do?” she asked? “Just use some plain white copier paper” I told her. I then sat flabbergasted as she took the one remaining second sheet to the copier and made a dozen copies of a blank sheet of paper.

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Re: Should we laugh or cry?
« Reply #8 on: October 30, 2018, 03:05:54 PM »
My boss at a former job hired clerical staff based on their looks rather than their abilities.

One pretty young thing was typing a letter one day and discovered she only had one more stationery second sheet — the blank sheets made of the same paper as the letterhead stationery. If a letter was more than one page long, you would use the second sheet to type any pages after the first. This letter was going to be three pages long and she only had one second sheet.

“What should I do?” she asked? “Just use some plain white copier paper” I told her. I then sat flabbergasted as she took the one remaining second sheet to the copier and made a dozen copies of a blank sheet of paper.

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Re: Should we laugh or cry?
« Reply #9 on: October 30, 2018, 04:55:14 PM »
My boss at a former job hired clerical staff based on their looks rather than their abilities.

One pretty young thing was typing a letter one day and discovered she only had one more stationery second sheet — the blank sheets made of the same paper as the letterhead stationery. If a letter was more than one page long, you would use the second sheet to type any pages after the first. This letter was going to be three pages long and she only had one second sheet.

“What should I do?” she asked? “Just use some plain white copier paper” I told her. I then sat flabbergasted as she took the one remaining second sheet to the copier and made a dozen copies of a blank sheet of paper.

 facepalm:

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Well, whatever nevermind

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Re: Should we laugh or cry?
« Reply #10 on: October 30, 2018, 05:49:31 PM »
My boss at a former job hired clerical staff based on their looks rather than their abilities.

One pretty young thing was typing a letter one day and discovered she only had one more stationery second sheet — the blank sheets made of the same paper as the letterhead stationery. If a letter was more than one page long, you would use the second sheet to type any pages after the first. This letter was going to be three pages long and she only had one second sheet.

“What should I do?” she asked? “Just use some plain white copier paper” I told her. I then sat flabbergasted as she took the one remaining second sheet to the copier and made a dozen copies of a blank sheet of paper.

 facepalm:

 lol: lol: lol:
lol: lol: lol: lol:
lol: lol: lol: lol: lol:
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