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Title: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: TG on May 24, 2008, 04:48:51 PM
 eeek:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Nick on May 24, 2008, 06:42:34 PM
 surrender:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: TG on May 24, 2008, 06:51:17 PM
Roll up, roll up!

Here we go. Any bets? Eh? Eh?

Are u exited Nick? I'm so exited I could text speak.
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Mrs TG on May 24, 2008, 06:51:47 PM
oooooo just ten mins to go to enthralling evening...but terry wogan makes the show..... point:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: TG on May 24, 2008, 07:00:19 PM
Some kind of voting fuck up. Dear me.  point:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: TG on May 24, 2008, 07:00:56 PM
Conference of sound?  point:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Pastis on May 24, 2008, 07:02:46 PM
Velcom to Belgrad !      eeek:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: TG on May 24, 2008, 07:03:17 PM
Lots of foreign people on. Jeanette Cranky acording to Wogan.

Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: TG on May 24, 2008, 07:05:01 PM
How you feeling Pastis? ready for a 3 hour marathon?
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: TG on May 24, 2008, 07:07:28 PM
I would!
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: TG on May 24, 2008, 07:11:10 PM
Romania. Shite. Move on.

Probably the winner knowing the eastern european bloc vote.
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: TG on May 24, 2008, 07:13:17 PM
UK next.  eeek:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: TG on May 24, 2008, 07:15:17 PM
UK next.  eeek:

I like him. A cheerfully mediocre talent.  surrender:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Pastis on May 24, 2008, 07:16:44 PM
What's that Shammi lookalike doing there?  eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Pastis on May 24, 2008, 07:19:19 PM
UK was repectable but most of EU is racist where romas or blecks are concerned, so we'll be on the bottom rung I have no doubts
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Mrs TG on May 24, 2008, 07:20:00 PM
miss albania will do ok, nice pretty girl showin half of midrift off, stuff the singin who will listen while they got her to look at... surrender:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: TG on May 24, 2008, 07:20:15 PM
Albania. I would. Where is Albania? Who hates them? Didn't they get massacred?

Nice navel.  cloud9:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: TG on May 24, 2008, 07:21:04 PM
Krauts!
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Mrs TG on May 24, 2008, 07:22:03 PM
Albania. I would. Where is Albania? Who hates them? Didn't they get massacred?

Nice navel.  cloud9:

hey dear hubby keep the eyes on yr lovely wifey.... Angry9:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: TG on May 24, 2008, 07:23:07 PM
Dull eye candy. Is Eastenders on? Her grandad bombed our chippy.  noooo:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Pastis on May 24, 2008, 07:23:41 PM
hmmmmmmmm..... Germany!  eyes:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: TG on May 24, 2008, 07:24:22 PM
Albania. I would. Where is Albania? Who hates them? Didn't they get massacred?

Nice navel.  cloud9:

hey dear hubby keep the eyes on yr lovely wifey.... Angry9:

Yar.  lol:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: TG on May 24, 2008, 07:24:53 PM
hmmmmmmmm..... Germany!  eyes:

 noooo:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Pastis on May 24, 2008, 07:25:52 PM
How about the Albanian nose flute?
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: TG on May 24, 2008, 07:26:31 PM
I want to go to Armeinia and spread the gospel according to TG.  cloud9: cloud9: cloud9:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: TG on May 24, 2008, 07:27:27 PM
The hips on it!
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: TG on May 24, 2008, 07:29:30 PM
Bosnia. Oh god. Did they pick the ugliest people in the country?
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Pastis on May 24, 2008, 07:30:03 PM
Bosnia Hurts...... I think we can agree on that?
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: TG on May 24, 2008, 07:31:50 PM
Bosnia Hurts...... I think we can agree on that?

We can. No package holidays for Pastis & TG to that part of the world.  noooo:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: TG on May 24, 2008, 07:35:46 PM
Israel. I've been there. They tried to kill me.

No hoper. Move on.
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Mrs TG on May 24, 2008, 07:37:03 PM
Bosnia Hurts...... I think we can agree on that?

We can. No package holidays for Pastis & TG to that part of the world.  noooo:

maybe to israel then, they well fit, you seen the muscles on that... eyes:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Pastis on May 24, 2008, 07:37:41 PM
I feel like reversing quietly into the Atlantic, away from Europe, listening to Sailing By and the weather forecast....  redface:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Pastis on May 24, 2008, 07:38:46 PM
Aha.... the Finns...

Now they ARE strange, believe me ::)
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Mrs TG on May 24, 2008, 07:40:33 PM
Aha.... the Finns...

Now they ARE strange, believe me ::)

well the certainly look it  scared2:
are in with good chance... point:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: TG on May 24, 2008, 07:40:54 PM
Aha.... the Finns...

Now they ARE strange, believe me ::)

I like them.But they seem locked into about 1988 west coast rock.  whistle:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Pastis on May 24, 2008, 07:43:31 PM
Yes, the Finns have selective memory...  ::) unlike the Croatians ...  ::) ::) who think they are Italian waiters  eeek:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: TG on May 24, 2008, 07:44:23 PM
Croatia. mmm. Lets bomb go there.

No chance.  ::)

But wait, maybe other nations near them will vote for them.  rubschin:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Pastis on May 24, 2008, 07:46:19 PM
Mmmm Polski!!!! .... I would!
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: TG on May 24, 2008, 07:48:21 PM
Poland. I'll have the back row of fiddlers.

Hairy shoulders.

Shite frock but she fits into it well. Song might apeal to some.

Kebabs.
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: TG on May 24, 2008, 07:50:01 PM
Iceland.

My brain just switched off.
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Nick on May 24, 2008, 07:51:37 PM
So glad our TV is in its box
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Mrs TG on May 24, 2008, 07:52:00 PM
wow iceland rather cute the male is very talented, they will go far, best so far  ;D
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Pastis on May 24, 2008, 07:52:34 PM
i have a feeling Poland might do quite well, bit moving on.....

Iceland..... gay band..... next

Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Mrs TG on May 24, 2008, 07:53:41 PM
So glad our TV is in its box

nick you dont know what you missing...loads of good sexy guys an some ugly women... eyes:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: TG on May 24, 2008, 07:54:09 PM
Turkey. Are Cyprus in this? Did they qualify?
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Mrs TG on May 24, 2008, 07:54:54 PM
i have a feeling Poland might do quite well, bit moving on.....

Iceland..... gay band..... next



gay even better, they good to there mums, arrrrrrrrrrr
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Pastis on May 24, 2008, 07:55:07 PM
I've lost the plot now... where are we?..... it's getting scary  scared2:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: TG on May 24, 2008, 07:55:24 PM
Turkey. Are Cyprus in this? Did they qualify?

Who gives a fork. Utter shite.
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: TG on May 24, 2008, 07:56:56 PM
I've lost the plot now... where are we?..... it's getting scary  scared2:

Focus lad. Turkey been on. Toilet break.
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: TG on May 24, 2008, 07:58:43 PM
It's offical. The presenters are a bunch of cnuts.

13 nations to go.  eeek:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Pastis on May 24, 2008, 07:59:25 PM
AHA! WE'RE IN THE GREEN ROOM WHERE EVERYBODY SHOUTS, EMBRACES AND PARTIES SEVEN NIGHTS A WEEK BECAUSE WE ARE SO TOGETHER, GREEN AND REALLY COOL !!!!!
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: TG on May 24, 2008, 08:02:11 PM
Portugal. What word springs to mind?  rubschin:

Neutral.

But lets not forget the peninsular war eh?

Pleasant but dull. Could be a winner.
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Pastis on May 24, 2008, 08:02:37 PM
Aha... the Portuguese next... I wouldn't trust these guy with a pancietta.... neoFascisti to a man..... you should see how they treat their sheep on the colonies  eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Pastis on May 24, 2008, 08:04:30 PM
Latvian fvcking Pirates ?... I don't think so...  noooo:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: TG on May 24, 2008, 08:05:13 PM
Latvia. What a fucking farce.

Definate winner. Top 5.
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: TG on May 24, 2008, 08:06:42 PM
PASTIS, I AM GOING TO SWEAR NOW. THEY CAN BAN ME IF THEY WANT.
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Pastis on May 24, 2008, 08:08:40 PM
Awww.... the Swedes.... Hero....
 sick2: scared2: sick2: scared2:

Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Mrs TG on May 24, 2008, 08:08:47 PM
Latvian fvcking Pirates ?... I don't think so...  noooo:

jonny depp impersonators! bet that wins!  mr tg dancing round the room to that...bloody gettin in me way of tv  Angry9:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Mrs TG on May 24, 2008, 08:10:11 PM
Awww.... the Swedes.... Hero....
 sick2: scared2: sick2: scared2:



nice legs shame bout the face... point:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Pastis on May 24, 2008, 08:10:19 PM
She's overdone... on both sides  sick2:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: TG on May 24, 2008, 08:10:59 PM
Swede bint maybe a winner.  cry:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Pastis on May 24, 2008, 08:14:06 PM
Denmark....


Whats' yer point point lad?    All night long?


Good for you.... NEXT!
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: TG on May 24, 2008, 08:15:27 PM
My MD is danish. Bunch of fascist donkeybonkers.
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: TG on May 24, 2008, 08:16:39 PM
Georgia. No. Go away.
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Pastis on May 24, 2008, 08:17:13 PM
Georgia.... the sort of entry that makes you want to holiday in the UK... for the rest of your life


Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: TG on May 24, 2008, 08:18:41 PM
Ukraine. ooooh.
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Pastis on May 24, 2008, 08:22:04 PM
aha.. Ukraine... lightly toasted soft porno action... I don't think so when it comes to the vote ... and that bobbing head thing.... well, I might  eyes:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: TG on May 24, 2008, 08:23:56 PM
France. Everybody loves the french.  surrender:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Pastis on May 24, 2008, 08:24:36 PM
ooh... la ..la La France.

Oh dear, what a mincing pi$$pot.... next
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Post by: TG on May 24, 2008, 08:26:09 PM
I work with french people and they are great. Which makes it even better when we can show them this.  cloud9:
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Post by: TG on May 24, 2008, 08:28:15 PM
OMG!

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Post by: Pastis on May 24, 2008, 08:28:45 PM
Azzerbyjani ... aserbygian .... shite you know where

Oh dear, screaming drama queens.... next
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Post by: Pastis on May 24, 2008, 08:30:40 PM
Awww... Greece.... let's remember our host and friends  cloud9:....








Anyone got her phone number?
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: TG on May 24, 2008, 08:34:18 PM
 cloud9:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: TG on May 24, 2008, 08:36:01 PM
Spain. Er...

Dancing girls do not help.  noooo:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: TG on May 24, 2008, 08:41:27 PM
Serbia. Mass graves &c. Or I am i being cheap?

Block voting here. Show me where u buried grandad & I'll vote for you you ethnic foreign neighbour you.

Bacon sarnie?
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: TG on May 24, 2008, 08:42:51 PM
Russia.  cloud9:

But who will vote for the russians?  whistle:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: TG on May 24, 2008, 08:48:47 PM
Norge. Thats 'Norway' to you peasants. Intersting song. Intersting singer.

Top 5
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: TG on May 24, 2008, 08:59:09 PM
OK spiders (no fcuker else is listening) I reckon its between:
Ukrainre
Norway
Spain
Armeina
Latvia
RUSSIA
&
RUSSIA
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Just One More on May 24, 2008, 10:13:38 PM
I tuned in for the last five minutes of voting. They are now going to play the winning song. This is where I usually think WTF were the others like
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Post by: Snoopy on May 25, 2008, 07:00:02 AM
The wireless tell me it was Russia wot won it. What a surprise  ::)
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Post by: Snoopy on May 25, 2008, 09:51:50 AM
Sir Terry calls it a day! Will he, won't he? A real cliff hanger ::)
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7418940.stm

Frankly I feel it is time for the UK to call it a day. Wogan seems to be of the same impression. Leave them to play their games, we are about the biggest contributor to the enourmous costs so it would be interesting to see how long they will last without the BBC and its money and expertise.
Wogan's whole career has been built of an ability to know when to say enough is enough, I suspect he knows the jig is up on this annual farce.

Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Mrs TG on May 25, 2008, 10:08:24 AM
Sir Terry calls it a day! Will he, won't he? A real cliff hanger ::)
[url]http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7418940.stm[/url]

Frankly I feel it is time for the UK to call it a day. Wogan seems to be of the same impression. Leave them to play their games, we are about the biggest contributor to the enourmous costs so it would be interesting to see how long they will last without the BBC and its money and expertise.
Wogan's whole career has been built of an ability to know when to say enough is enough, I suspect he knows the jig is up on this annual farce.




well said snoops, you hit the nail on the head.
leave em all too it now, its got completely ridiculous
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Post by: Barman on May 25, 2008, 03:15:46 PM
I missed the show (obviously) but enjoyed your commentart immensely.  ;D

If Tel (Wogan, not that Tel) does pack up perhaps we could do it next year?  rubschin:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: TG on May 25, 2008, 03:25:16 PM
OK spiders (no fcuker else is listening) I reckon its between:
Ukrainre
Norway
Spain
Armeina
Latvia
RUSSIA
&
RUSSIA

I wasnt too far out in the end (apart from Spain).  eeek:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Nick on May 25, 2008, 05:21:00 PM
We should vote on Euro boobs or summat
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Post by: Snoopy on May 25, 2008, 05:45:02 PM
We should vote on Euro boobs or summat

Krauts would win everytime ~ have you ever looked in the window of a German Ladies Underwear Shop? 

Das Grosse Busten Halter eeek:
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Post by: Barman on May 25, 2008, 05:53:00 PM
We should vote on Euro boobs or summat
eyes:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Nick on May 25, 2008, 06:48:44 PM
Quote
Krauts would win everytime ~ have you ever looked in the window of a German Ladies Underwear Shop?

Never. Why?
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Post by: Snoopy on May 25, 2008, 07:02:57 PM
Well if the size of the bras displayed therein is anything to go by ..............  eeek:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Nick on May 25, 2008, 08:44:50 PM
I defer to your greater experience of German ladies' underwear  worthy:
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Post by: Snoopy on May 26, 2008, 06:07:59 AM
There used to be a ladies underwear shop in a town called Weeze which was the nearest thing to civilsation to those stationed at RAF Laarbruch. One passed the shop as one crossed the town square to our favoured drinking haunt. The size and structure of the bras and knickers displayed in their window gave cause for much merriment. Nothing whispy, scanty or even remotely sexy I can assure you but solid bits of kit of enormous dimensions. More Nora Batty than Eva Herzigova.
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Nick on May 26, 2008, 09:56:45 AM
I did once find myself gazing into the window of a lingerie shop in Madrid. Odd place. Rather in the way that cobblers here also do that strange thing of key-cutting (why?how do they go together?) this place also sold cacti!

The window display was a bit peculiar rubschin: (even disturbing in parts)
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Snoopy on May 26, 2008, 10:35:59 AM
I did once find myself gazing into the window of a lingerie shop in Madrid. Odd place. Rather in the way that cobblers here also do that strange thing of key-cutting (why?how do they go together?) this place also sold cacti!

The window display was a bit peculiar rubschin: (even disturbing in parts)

Cobblers and key cutting go together because both require a lathe and grinding wheels.

Lingerie and cacti though?  rubschin: I keep coming up with the answer "Pricks" but don't ask me why.
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Nick on May 26, 2008, 11:07:42 AM
I did once find myself gazing into the window of a lingerie shop in Madrid. Odd place. Rather in the way that cobblers here also do that strange thing of key-cutting (why?how do they go together?) this place also sold cacti!

The window display was a bit peculiar rubschin: (even disturbing in parts)

Cobblers and key cutting go together because both require a lathe and grinding wheels.

Lingerie and cacti though?  rubschin: I keep coming up with the answer "Pricks" but don't ask me why.

So why do cobblers sell Zippo lighters then? Answer me that!
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Post by: Snoopy on May 26, 2008, 11:17:05 AM
Because Zippo lighters are (i) a fashion item that people who buy leather belts and stuff like that and (ii) Zippo lighters are one of the few cheap lighters that are engravable and most cobblers also engrave (similar reasons, lathes, sharp tools etc)  razz:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Nick on May 26, 2008, 12:01:57 PM
Like sports trophies then?

Imagine the shopping list.

"Hello.I would like a set of keys, a cigarette lighter, a football trophy, and a leather belt. ANd can you fix these shoes while you are at it?"

Hard to explain to our notional Spaniard,who goes to an underwear shop and demands a cactus. They'd prolly get arrested. noooo:
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Post by: Snoopy on May 26, 2008, 12:11:04 PM
And if you make a success of that load of old cobblers then your son can be an MP for Crewe and Nantwich  lol:
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Post by: Nick on May 26, 2008, 12:32:19 PM
I still recall explaining to a bewildered Spanish visitor why some local doorsteps had milk bottles on them."No, it's not because they don't have fridges. Men come in the night in special quiet trucks and leave it there."

"Quiet trucks?  eeek: How do they know what to leave?"

"People leave them notes."

She was convinced it was a wind up, and it does sound unlikely..... rubschin:
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Post by: Grumpmeister on May 29, 2008, 07:12:54 PM
I did once find myself gazing into the window of a lingerie shop in Madrid. Odd place. Rather in the way that cobblers here also do that strange thing of key-cutting (why?how do they go together?) this place also sold cacti!

The window display was a bit peculiar rubschin: (even disturbing in parts)

Cobblers and key cutting go together because both require a lathe and grinding wheels.

Lingerie and cacti though?  rubschin: I keep coming up with the answer "Pricks" but don't ask me why.

After catching part of a program on TV last night about car 'lovers'  eeek: I'd say anything is possible these days  noooo:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: TG on May 16, 2009, 11:44:49 AM
That time of year again.

I will only do live commentary for this if no-one turns up for my party, which of course aint going to happen.

We could always put the TV on if enough guests want though. Me being an accommodating host like.
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Pastis on May 16, 2009, 03:04:12 PM
Time for a sound check...

ONE TWO       ONE TWO      CHTOB VSE BYLI ZDOROVY    ONE TWO
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: TG on May 16, 2009, 04:06:14 PM
I dont know if I shall bother this year. Not the same in an empty house.  tunble:

But there is time yet and I may get pissed up enough to watch and post shite for you to read when you come back from some other bastards party.  noooo:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Snoopy on May 16, 2009, 04:09:34 PM
But, but, but, BUT! We don't know any other bastards. You're the only one we have. confused:
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 16, 2009, 04:17:56 PM
But, but, but, BUT! We don't know any other bastards. You're the only one we have. confused:

Charm school - 1st Class Hons  lol:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Pastis on May 16, 2009, 04:18:36 PM
We'll be here TG in your favourite VP ...  happy100

Only 3 hours to go ...  whistle:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Barman on May 16, 2009, 04:23:14 PM
I shall be in bed prolly...  noooo:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Pastis on May 16, 2009, 04:25:24 PM
Not staying up for the fun, like?  ;)
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Barman on May 16, 2009, 04:25:55 PM
Not staying up for the fun, like?  ;)
Fun you say...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: TG on May 16, 2009, 04:29:27 PM
But, but, but, BUT! We don't know any other bastards. You're the only one we have. confused:

Was that a backhanded compliment or just a back hander?  ;D
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Pastis on May 16, 2009, 04:32:28 PM
Not staying up for the fun, like?  ;)
Fun you say...?  rubschin:

We managed about 7 pages of shite last year.... should be able to take it up to 14 at least this time  ;D
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Barman on May 16, 2009, 04:35:10 PM
But, but, but, BUT! We don't know any other bastards. You're the only one we have. confused:


Was that a backhanded compliment or just a back hander?  ;D


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Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 16, 2009, 04:35:20 PM
Why don't you post it now...save you the bother of watching it  8)
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Pastis on May 16, 2009, 04:39:11 PM
It's the live interaction MissD... makes us feel we're all part of something bigger  confused:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 16, 2009, 04:40:12 PM
Ok my dear.....there there now  happy100
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: TG on May 16, 2009, 05:06:13 PM
Why don't you post it now...save you the bother of watching it  8)

Cos we appreciate culture innit.

I hear Kajagoogoo are reforming.  shocked003
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Barman on May 16, 2009, 05:09:22 PM
Why don't you post it now...save you the bother of watching it  8)


Cos we appreciate culture innit.

I hear Kajagoogoo are reforming.  shocked003

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.kajagoogoo.com%2Fhomepage_images%2Fhomepage_menu_03.jpg&hash=9bb16455372366db1501eca28ce387d9)

 noooo:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 16, 2009, 05:22:58 PM
Why don't you post it now...save you the bother of watching it  8)

Cos we appreciate culture innit.

I hear Kajagoogoo are reforming.  shocked003

Well they are doing a tour - essentially they are broke tis all.... noooo:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Barman on May 16, 2009, 05:24:14 PM
Why don't you post it now...save you the bother of watching it  8)

Cos we appreciate culture innit.

I hear Kajagoogoo are reforming.  shocked003

Well they are doing a tour - essentially they are broke tis all.... noooo:
They've sniffed all the money up their noses prolly...  noooo:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 16, 2009, 05:26:05 PM
Can you name any other song they did even in the 80's apart from  "too shy"
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Barman on May 16, 2009, 05:27:02 PM
Can you name any other song they did even in the 80's apart from  "too shy"
I didn't know they did that...  redface:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Pastis on May 16, 2009, 05:32:03 PM
I bumped into Limahl in Sheperds Bush once ...  eeek:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Barman on May 16, 2009, 05:32:45 PM
I held Chris deBurghs cake...
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Pastis on May 16, 2009, 05:36:51 PM
You see, I feel better for knowing that... Eurovision bringing us all together for a brief moment in time  cloud9:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 16, 2009, 05:37:31 PM
I bumped into Limahl in Sheperds Bush once ...  eeek:

Is that Euphemism number 141 ?
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 16, 2009, 05:38:16 PM
I held Chris deBurghs cake...

Despicable man...i would have let it drop  evil:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Barman on May 16, 2009, 05:40:05 PM
I held Chris deBurghs cake...

Despicable man...i would have let it drop  evil:
You'd drop it on his head then... he's only about three feet tall...  noooo:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 16, 2009, 05:41:50 PM
I held Chris deBurghs cake...

Despicable man...i would have let it drop  evil:
You'd drop it on his head then... he's only about three feet tall...  noooo:

He shouldn't be allowed to stand at all  evil:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Pastis on May 16, 2009, 05:42:50 PM
Limahl... about 5' 4" ....  whistle:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Barman on May 16, 2009, 05:43:00 PM
I held Chris deBurghs cake...

Despicable man...i would have let it drop  evil:
You'd drop it on his head then... he's only about three feet tall...  noooo:

He shouldn't be allowed to stand at all  evil:
Not a fan then...?
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 16, 2009, 05:44:34 PM
Limahl... about 5' 4" ....  whistle:

Hence the need for big hair  noooo:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 16, 2009, 05:45:16 PM
Not a fan then...?

Now thats one  dissection job I would happily do for free  evil:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Barman on May 16, 2009, 05:46:23 PM
Anyhoo...

Is it over yet - did Cyprus win...?
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 16, 2009, 05:47:40 PM
Pastis and TG are supposed to be on Euro totty watch ( sorry I meant talent spotting  noooo: ) .....they are awfully quiet  rubschin:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Pastis on May 16, 2009, 05:48:46 PM
Page 9.... only 1 hour 10 mins to go before it starts....  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Barman on May 16, 2009, 05:52:20 PM
Page 9.... only 1 hour 10 mins to go before it starts....  eveilgrin:
I can't wait...

...no, really I can't...  noooo:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Pastis on May 16, 2009, 05:58:30 PM
Not even for the.... Bulgarian entry?   eyes:

It's nearly 7pm here.... time to prepare the Euronibbles... eat and drink to each contestant
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Barman on May 16, 2009, 06:01:06 PM
Not even for the.... Bulgarian entry?   eyes:

It's nearly 7pm here.... time to prepare the Euronibbles... eat and drink to each contestant
I've eaten all my nibbles... I was a bit premature...  redface:

I've started on Special K now...
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Pastis on May 16, 2009, 06:11:43 PM
The ideal Eurovision party includes Euronibbles from each competing country to be eaten along with a drink from each competing country, at the time said country embarks upon its entry... you know the roolz surely  8)

Additionally... each time the word "Eurovison" is mentioned, a toast is raised and glasses emptied.... Rule #2

45 mins to go ...  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Barman on May 16, 2009, 06:19:27 PM
The ideal Eurovision party includes Euronibbles from each competing country to be eaten along with a drink from each competing country, at the time said country embarks upon its entry... you know the roolz surely  8)

Additionally... each time the word "Eurovison" is mentioned, a toast is raised and glasses emptied.... Rule #2

45 mins to go ...  eveilgrin:
I'm sure Special K and collapso are available in each of the participating countries...  cloud9:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Snoopy on May 16, 2009, 06:23:04 PM
Are Bosnia in this? I quite like Slivo Shivov ~ Plum Brandy although I am allergic to plums and it gives me a nasty rash.
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Pastis on May 16, 2009, 06:55:09 PM
A tube of Anusol and a large Talisker... you'll be in heaven  cloud9:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 16, 2009, 06:56:41 PM
A tube of Anusol and a large Talisker... you'll be in heaven  cloud9:

 eeek:

How much have you had to drink already  whistle:

pace yourself sweety - it's going to be a looooong night  lol:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Pastis on May 16, 2009, 07:01:05 PM
Here we go!
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: TG on May 16, 2009, 07:02:57 PM
Some feck off circus act on now. Shite.
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Pastis on May 16, 2009, 07:06:11 PM
Mind the wires ....  scared2:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 16, 2009, 07:08:12 PM
Some feck off circus act on now. Shite.

Keeell any clowns  evil:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Pastis on May 16, 2009, 07:08:42 PM
He's wearing my tracksuit  eeek:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: TG on May 16, 2009, 07:11:02 PM
Awful frock on that.
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: TG on May 16, 2009, 07:14:27 PM
Lithuania. Nice hat. Shite. No shagging. Next.
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Pastis on May 16, 2009, 07:15:07 PM
Lithuania... Queen rip off ... nul point.... next
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Pastis on May 16, 2009, 07:16:34 PM
Hat good! oooh and a fire trick!
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Pastis on May 16, 2009, 07:18:35 PM
Israel... well, you'd dance to that after a few sherberts.... but not a winner  noooo:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Just One More on May 16, 2009, 07:19:53 PM
Israel trying to maximise their vote by pairing an Israeli jew and an Israeli arab... made sure we knew that, just in case like
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: TG on May 16, 2009, 07:21:13 PM
Dull. Dull. Dull.

Will attract some votes from the PC brigade.
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: TG on May 16, 2009, 07:22:19 PM
I lost track already. Some blonde bint with 2 black eyes. WTF is she from?
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Just One More on May 16, 2009, 07:23:36 PM
is that french bird nailed top the stage
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Pastis on May 16, 2009, 07:24:17 PM
France...  rubschin:

translation:    Yes. ok.  40 Euros and I'll do it, but not before I've broken down and had therapy....
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Snoopy on May 16, 2009, 07:24:36 PM
France and I am convinced it is a parody of what we all think Edith Piaf sounded like. Absolutely dire ~ not even shaggable.
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: TG on May 16, 2009, 07:24:55 PM
I lost track already. Some blonde bint with 2 black eyes. WTF is she from?

Oops. Says France in big letters at bottom screen. Dull. Next.
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Snoopy on May 16, 2009, 07:26:09 PM
Three songs down ~ does anyone know how long this torture will go on?

MUST I watch it?
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Barman on May 16, 2009, 07:26:47 PM
Three songs down ~ does anyone know how long this torture will go on?

MUST I watch it?
I'm not...  noooo:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Just One More on May 16, 2009, 07:27:20 PM
That Swede looks like one of those tacky doll things you put over bog rolls
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Pastis on May 16, 2009, 07:27:35 PM
Sweden!     scared2: scared2:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: TG on May 16, 2009, 07:28:03 PM
Sweden. Strapping blond piece. What is she on?
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Barman on May 16, 2009, 07:28:23 PM
Tell me when Cyprus are on... I'll go and have a look like...
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Snoopy on May 16, 2009, 07:29:07 PM
Sweden ~ Terrifying woman ~ looked as if she could eat the entire front row of the audience ~ never seen such teeth! scared2:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: TG on May 16, 2009, 07:29:41 PM
Tell me when Cyprus are on... I'll go and have a look like...

Dont think they qualified.
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Barman on May 16, 2009, 07:29:56 PM
Also, let me know if there are any birds with big tits like...  eyes:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Barman on May 16, 2009, 07:30:29 PM
Tell me when Cyprus are on... I'll go and have a look like...

Dont think they qualified.
Bah!  Banghead Damn you Eurovision, damn you to hell!
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Pastis on May 16, 2009, 07:31:41 PM
Croatia  eyes: The one in white!
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Just One More on May 16, 2009, 07:32:01 PM
You'll have a long wait BM, they're not in it

Croatia on now, that bird is hopelessly out of tune. Mrs JOM nodded off a while ago and woke up to it, I think she's been looking in here, she said, "what's this shite!"
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Pastis on May 16, 2009, 07:34:18 PM
Portugal have gone ethnic, it's all about sardine fishing... the pleasures thereof  whistle:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Snoopy on May 16, 2009, 07:35:12 PM
Portugal  eeek: Scary looking fat bint with a grin like a slice of water melon.  

The guitarist looks like Graham Norton should be fixed up for the night tho'. Very Camp 8)
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Barman on May 16, 2009, 07:35:25 PM
Portugal have gone ethic, it's all about sardine fishing... the pleasures thereof  whistle:
The bird with the squeeze box would get it...

I looked...  redface:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: TG on May 16, 2009, 07:35:37 PM
Also, let me know if there are any birds with big tits like...  eyes:

There is a lot less, er, raunchiness so far this year.

Recession prolly, raunch in short supply like.

Early days yet though.
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Snoopy on May 16, 2009, 07:35:56 PM
Portugal have gone ethic, it's all about sardine fishing... the pleasures thereof  whistle:
The bird with the squeeze box would get it...

I looked...  redface:

She'll have bruised tits tho'
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Snoopy on May 16, 2009, 07:37:37 PM
Iceland on now ~ I wonder who they borrowed the plane fares from?
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: TG on May 16, 2009, 07:37:58 PM
Iceland. Them bastards owe me money on my council tax.

They can pay me in cod.
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Barman on May 16, 2009, 07:38:10 PM
Sneg... what a name for a gerl band like...  point:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Barman on May 16, 2009, 07:39:20 PM
Portugal have gone ethic, it's all about sardine fishing... the pleasures thereof  whistle:
The bird with the squeeze box would get it...

I looked...  redface:

She'll have bruised tits tho'
They'll need loving care and attention then...  whistle:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: TG on May 16, 2009, 07:40:05 PM
Iceland may do well though.
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Pastis on May 16, 2009, 07:40:31 PM
oh no..... Grease!  noooo:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Barman on May 16, 2009, 07:41:49 PM
Greece... pooftah...  noooo:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Pastis on May 16, 2009, 07:42:19 PM
Geigh delight  ::)
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: TG on May 16, 2009, 07:42:53 PM
I may pluck out my own eyeballs and eat them.
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Barman on May 16, 2009, 07:45:09 PM
Armenia...  noooo:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 16, 2009, 07:45:34 PM
Portugal have gone ethic, it's all about sardine fishing... the pleasures thereof  whistle:
The bird with the squeeze box would get it...

I looked...  redface:

She'll have bruised tits tho'
They'll need loving care and attention then...  whistle:

What happened to not watching it BM  noooo:

The commentary so far has been very insightful - if I was a lesbian  noooo:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Pastis on May 16, 2009, 07:46:38 PM
The Armenian entry is a trained octopus... dressed in blue

Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Barman on May 16, 2009, 07:46:49 PM
Portugal have gone ethic, it's all about sardine fishing... the pleasures thereof  whistle:
The bird with the squeeze box would get it...

I looked...  redface:

She'll have bruised tits tho'
They'll need loving care and attention then...  whistle:

What happened to not watching it BM  noooo:

The commentary so far has been very insightful - if I was a lesbian  noooo:
Armenia - lesbian sisters prolly...  whistle:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Pastis on May 16, 2009, 07:47:48 PM
Ahhhh Russia ....
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Pastis on May 16, 2009, 07:50:12 PM
Looks like she has problems in the Balkans ...  rubschin: rubschin:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: TG on May 16, 2009, 07:50:49 PM
Not bad. Possible winner.
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Barman on May 16, 2009, 07:51:09 PM
Russia: Nurse! the screens!
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Pastis on May 16, 2009, 07:54:26 PM
Azzer by whatsit.... possible winner  rubschin:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Snoopy on May 16, 2009, 07:55:09 PM
Azzir by wotsits indeed! I don't think I can take much more of this ~ it is truly dire.
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: TG on May 16, 2009, 07:55:26 PM
Azzer by whatsit.... possible winner  rubschin:

Agreed
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: TG on May 16, 2009, 07:56:49 PM
Oh dear, this is a bad 'un.
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 16, 2009, 07:57:34 PM
Azzir by wotsits indeed! I don't think I can take much more of this ~ it is truly dire.

C'mon Snoops - shall we go over to the juke box and put some proper stuff on like  8)
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Barman on May 16, 2009, 07:57:40 PM
I've lost the will to live...  noooo:

How many more...?

That bird from azer  azur with the gold leg was a bit of allright tho...  eyes:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Pastis on May 16, 2009, 07:58:10 PM
Bosnia hurts again  ::)
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 16, 2009, 07:58:44 PM
Don't forget your medication BM - you can't afford to put that amount of strain on your organs  lol:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Pastis on May 16, 2009, 07:59:33 PM
Page 14 Bm .... whistle:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Barman on May 16, 2009, 07:59:49 PM
Don't forget your medication BM - you can't afford to put that amount of strain on your organs  lol:
I opened the second bottle of medication... I may need a third...  noooo:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Barman on May 16, 2009, 08:00:32 PM
Page 14 Bm .... whistle:
Indeed... I can hear the excess bandwidth charges hitting my inbox....  noooo:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Pastis on May 16, 2009, 08:02:10 PM
Hmmm. Moldova... touch of the PTMS  eyes:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: TG on May 16, 2009, 08:03:24 PM
Nice boots.
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Barman on May 16, 2009, 08:05:45 PM
Cyprus must have been really shite...  noooo:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: TG on May 16, 2009, 08:06:37 PM
Dirty minx just winked at me!
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Pastis on May 16, 2009, 08:07:38 PM
Cyprus must have been really shite...  noooo:

to be beaten by Malta ....  whistle:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Barman on May 16, 2009, 08:08:10 PM
Dirty minx just winked at me!
I thought she was away for the weekend...?
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Pastis on May 16, 2009, 08:09:46 PM
Ahhh Estonia!.....

 I once had a ..... no, I digress..... hmmmm, they're not bad!
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Pastis on May 16, 2009, 08:13:51 PM
Lurpak Denmark ...   noooo:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Barman on May 16, 2009, 08:14:11 PM
Malta, Estonia, Denmark... all shite.  noooo:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Pastis on May 16, 2009, 08:16:00 PM
Your'e just waiting for Sir Andrew aren't you?    ;)
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: TG on May 16, 2009, 08:21:34 PM
More countries than ever singing in English this year for some reason.  noooo:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: TG on May 16, 2009, 08:24:41 PM
oh christ
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Pastis on May 16, 2009, 08:25:35 PM
Albania ...  noooo: noooo: noooo:

Barbie look-a-like?
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Barman on May 16, 2009, 08:26:14 PM
That German burd with the riding crop was a bit of awlright....  eyes:

Albania have clown masks and a bloke in a gimp suit... noooo:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Pastis on May 16, 2009, 08:26:50 PM
Is that Spiderman?  scared2:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Barman on May 16, 2009, 08:28:03 PM
[cough] I said CLOWN MASKS!  whistle:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Pastis on May 16, 2009, 08:29:49 PM
too late... So, Norway ...  rubschin:

Are they duos or is it the Vino?

Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 16, 2009, 08:30:22 PM
[cough] I said CLOWN MASKS!  whistle:

You rang  evil: evil: evil:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Snoopy on May 16, 2009, 08:31:20 PM
I think that Norwegian bloke's eyebrows are really trained caterpillars.
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Snoopy on May 16, 2009, 08:33:05 PM
Dear God ~ tell me it's nearly over ~ I'm only here to attend TG's party VIRTUALLY since he didn't tell me where he was holding the real life one.
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Barman on May 16, 2009, 08:34:20 PM
Ukraine... WTF????  Shrugs:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 16, 2009, 08:34:34 PM
Is any cocktail sausage worth this amount of effort Snoops  noooo:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Pastis on May 16, 2009, 08:34:55 PM
Hmm Ukraine....

I am Sparticus!   Strangeness indeed  eeek:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Barman on May 16, 2009, 08:35:18 PM
[cough] I said CLOWN MASKS!  whistle:

You rang  evil: evil: evil:
Ahhh... there you are...  lol:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: TG on May 16, 2009, 08:35:43 PM
That was the worst yet.
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Barman on May 16, 2009, 08:36:43 PM
Worse still to come I 'spec...  noooo:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Pastis on May 16, 2009, 08:37:19 PM
More to come.... porno Romania  eeek:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: TG on May 16, 2009, 08:38:41 PM
Unbelievable. She mimes while some bird at the edge of the stage sings for her!
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 16, 2009, 08:39:25 PM
[cough] I said CLOWN MASKS!  whistle:

You rang  evil: evil: evil:
Ahhh... there you are...  lol:

Enjoying yourself are you - traitor  noooo:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Pastis on May 16, 2009, 08:40:04 PM
Here we go ..... !!!!
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Barman on May 16, 2009, 08:42:29 PM
Romania - some bird with fat thighs and Pans People...  noooo:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Pastis on May 16, 2009, 08:45:35 PM
 eeek: Our bird did good.... but what's this?
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: TG on May 16, 2009, 08:46:58 PM
A circus act I think.
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Snoopy on May 16, 2009, 08:47:39 PM
I reckon the UK is the best so far but it is a typical Lloyd Webber "Big Show" song and I doubt that it will win.
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Pastis on May 16, 2009, 08:49:22 PM
Last act... more circus antics  ::)

More vino and then ,,,, the voting  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Barman on May 16, 2009, 08:49:42 PM
I missed it... Spain are shite tho...  noooo:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Barman on May 16, 2009, 08:55:51 PM
I have a mahoosive glass of cask strength Bowmore ready for the results...  cloud9:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Pastis on May 16, 2009, 08:57:23 PM
you, of course, can vote for the UK ...  whistle:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Barman on May 16, 2009, 08:59:09 PM
you, of course, can vote for the UK ...  whistle:
If I could be arsed like... and I missed it anyway....  redface:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Pastis on May 16, 2009, 09:02:57 PM
Meanwhile, back in the green room, in spite of BM's non vote  ::)
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Barman on May 16, 2009, 09:04:04 PM
Meanwhile, back in the green room, in spite of BM's non vote  ::)
Did Cyprus win like...?  razz:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Snoopy on May 16, 2009, 09:07:03 PM
Well what do we think ~ Did Graham Norton fill Sir Terry's place or not? Personally I would have preferred Wogan but think Norton did a fair job of following an unfollowable act that frankly was Eurovision. It is hard to think of anyone else other than perhaps Jack Dee who could do it.
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Pastis on May 16, 2009, 09:08:02 PM
You have Greece as a contender only.... only Greece.... that's Grease only  ::)

and they were, let's face it, shite...  happy100 happy100
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Pastis on May 16, 2009, 09:10:32 PM
Well what do we think ~ Did Graham Norton fill Sir Terry's place or not? Personally I would have preferred Wogan but think Norton did a fair job of following an unfollowable act that frankly was Eurovision. It is hard to think of anyone else other than perhaps Jack Dee who could do it.

Norton was commendably reserved; dry, witheld and so far ok  happy088
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Barman on May 16, 2009, 09:10:56 PM
I haven't watched it for years....  noooo:

The brief bits I watched tonight (cos you lot made me) were utter, utter shite...  noooo:

I wish I'd gone to bed...
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 16, 2009, 09:16:16 PM
You're a convert  noooo:

It's no good - you are now part of the Boom Bang a Bang posse  eeek:

You'll be having theme nights in the pub from now on   whistle:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 16, 2009, 09:17:09 PM
Well what do we think ~ Did Graham Norton fill Sir Terry's place or not? Personally I would have preferred Wogan but think Norton did a fair job of following an unfollowable act that frankly was Eurovision. It is hard to think of anyone else other than perhaps Jack Dee who could do it.

Norton was commendably reserved; dry, witheld and so far ok  happy088

So Mr Pastis / TG - who is gonna win...

if you get this right you can choose my lottery numbers for next week  whistle:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Pastis on May 16, 2009, 09:17:37 PM
What!  eeek:

You missed the girls in the pool?   eyes:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Pastis on May 16, 2009, 09:18:34 PM
Norway 1
Uk 2
 8)

Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 16, 2009, 09:19:29 PM
How are your nibbles doing ????
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Pastis on May 16, 2009, 09:21:44 PM
Hmmm... thanks for reminding me  lol:

I must check the kitchen supplies  8)
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Pastis on May 16, 2009, 09:28:35 PM
Seems my prediction is not far off so far  whistle:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: TG on May 16, 2009, 09:52:33 PM
It's all been too much for me. I shall now retire.
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Snoopy on May 16, 2009, 10:10:10 PM
5th Place ~ Not bad for the UK

Revised opinion on G Norton who was splendidly bitchy and as camp as a bottle of coffee essence throughout the voting.
I give him 12  points


And so it is Good Night from Wales ~ Nos Da y Cymru
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Barman on May 17, 2009, 06:56:27 AM
The curse of Eurovison has struck me down... headache, dry mouth, etc.  noooo:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Snoopy on May 17, 2009, 07:10:42 AM
Nothing to do with the collapso then?  whistle:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 17, 2009, 07:11:46 AM
Think it was more to do with this Snoops  ;)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6CJBzBrRkPc (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6CJBzBrRkPc)

Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Barman on May 17, 2009, 07:12:56 AM
Nothing to do with the collapso then?  whistle:
I think not!  evil:












I doubt of the Bowmore helped tho...  noooo:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: TG on May 17, 2009, 09:39:02 AM
All in all a better than average show. The Russian TV production was superb and the Norwegian TV company must be in a sweat wondering how they can top it.

The voting seemed fairer and there were a very few genuinely good songs and performers amongst the shite.

Norton was good especially during the scoring when he seemed less restrained and went into full bitch mode.

See you next year.  eeek:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Snoopy on May 17, 2009, 09:53:03 AM
Think it was more to do with this Snoops  ;)

[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6CJBzBrRkPc[/url] ([url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6CJBzBrRkPc[/url])




I would have thought that BM could draw comfort from the fact that someone so follicularly challenged is still able to draw an audience
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Nick on May 17, 2009, 10:11:34 AM
I declare it to be 'Slap a Norwegian Day'
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: TG on April 01, 2010, 03:42:52 PM
Just testing it like. Dusting it down, kicking the tyres &c.

Give it a quick run like you do with the central heating in August a couple of months before the first blizzard..  whistle:
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Post by: Snoopy on April 01, 2010, 03:45:14 PM
 Yargh:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Barman on April 01, 2010, 03:46:11 PM
Just testing it like. Dusting it down, kicking the tyres &c.

Give it a quick run like you do with the central heating in August a couple of months before the first blizzard..  whistle:

Or if you are Nick, switch it on at the first sign of frost and watch it blow up....
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Pastis on May 23, 2010, 05:34:06 PM
As I've just been reminded  whistle: ... only six days to go before our traditional "slag off the Eurozone / love bomb the crumpet" cultural festivities  lol:

Hope you're all preparing to spend next Saturday night in  razz:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Barman on May 23, 2010, 05:35:33 PM
Mini Magnums - Check
Quavers - Check
Collapso - Check

Yup, we're all ready....  cloud9:
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 23, 2010, 05:37:42 PM
Pictures from rehearsals

 eeek:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.eurovision.tv%2Fsave-files%2Fimg%2Fupload%2Fnews%2F2010%2FOslo%2FDay_8%2FBulgaria%2FGD_6247-RESIZE-s925-s450-fit.jpg&hash=be66dffa43e856019b564418be327435)

Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Pastis on May 23, 2010, 05:39:16 PM
Is it on ice this year?  eeek:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Barman on May 23, 2010, 05:40:35 PM
Pictures from rehearsals

 eeek:

([url]https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.eurovision.tv%2Fsave-files%2Fimg%2Fupload%2Fnews%2F2010%2FOslo%2FDay_8%2FBulgaria%2FGD_6247-RESIZE-s925-s450-fit.jpg&hash=be66dffa43e856019b564418be327435[/url])




"Choking singer saved by Heimlich manoeuvre"
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 23, 2010, 05:46:23 PM
Guarantee to get BM to view

Romanian entrant 2010

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fpaulaseling.files.wordpress.com%2F2009%2F04%2Fpaula-seling.jpg&hash=82f96d707e1bcc8d4ce258584fc0bcad)
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on May 23, 2010, 05:46:57 PM
As I've just been reminded  whistle: ... only six days to go before our traditional "slag off the Eurozone / love bomb the crumpet" cultural festivities  lol:

Hope you're all preparing to spend next Saturday night in  razz:

Oh, I will be in France.  cloud9:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Barman on May 23, 2010, 05:47:42 PM
Guarantee to get BM to view

Romanian entrant 2010

([url]https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fpaulaseling.files.wordpress.com%2F2009%2F04%2Fpaula-seling.jpg&hash=82f96d707e1bcc8d4ce258584fc0bcad[/url])


Ten points!  eyes:

Um... can she sing...?  whistle:
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Post by: Uncle Mort on May 23, 2010, 05:48:58 PM
Well, she seems to have the "lungs" for it.  ;)
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 23, 2010, 05:50:30 PM
Are you going away next weekend Tipsy  lol:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Barman on May 23, 2010, 05:50:48 PM
As I've just been reminded  whistle: ... only six days to go before our traditional "slag off the Eurozone / love bomb the crumpet" cultural festivities  lol:

Hope you're all preparing to spend next Saturday night in  razz:

Oh, I will be in France.  cloud9:

But, but, b... it is a VP tradition!  evil:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on May 23, 2010, 05:52:48 PM
Yes Miss D, I am off to visit my brother, 2 hours south of Caen. cloud9:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on May 23, 2010, 05:54:12 PM
As I've just been reminded  whistle: ... only six days to go before our traditional "slag off the Eurozone / love bomb the crumpet" cultural festivities  lol:

Hope you're all preparing to spend next Saturday night in  razz:

Oh, I will be in France.  cloud9:

But, but, b... it is a VP tradition!  evil:
I have a vodaphone 3g thingy but it says it only works in the UK, my challenge is to ask out there for an equivalent that works in France.  Any ideas anyone?
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Barman on May 23, 2010, 05:54:39 PM
Yes Miss D, I am off to visit my brother, 2 hours south of Caen. cloud9:

You'll just have to log-in from there then won't you...?  evil:
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Post by: Just One More on May 23, 2010, 06:01:51 PM
There'a good chance I'll be in yorkshire watching the French play rugby. To a Lancastrian that's very much foreign territory. Do they have t'internet there?
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Post by: Snoopy on May 23, 2010, 06:04:31 PM
Yes ~ they pipe it across from Wales, via Lancashire ~ just like the water.
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Post by: Darwins Selection on May 23, 2010, 06:09:14 PM
Yes ~ they pipe it across from Wales, via Lancashire ~ just like the water.
drumroll:
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 23, 2010, 06:17:06 PM
Cyprus's entry ' Jon Lilygreen and the Islanders'  rubschin:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.eurovision.tv%2Fsave-files%2Fimg%2Fupload%2Fnews%2F2010%2FCyprus%2Fmaterial%2F_THE5231-RESIZE-s925-s450-fit.jpg&hash=98c9917a1241070c5cefba285b7f40e0)
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Barman on May 23, 2010, 06:18:25 PM
Cyprus's entry ' Jon Lilygreen and the Islanders'  rubschin:

([url]https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.eurovision.tv%2Fsave-files%2Fimg%2Fupload%2Fnews%2F2010%2FCyprus%2Fmaterial%2F_THE5231-RESIZE-s925-s450-fit.jpg&hash=98c9917a1241070c5cefba285b7f40e0[/url])


Nil points...  noooo:
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Post by: Pastis on May 23, 2010, 09:57:46 PM
Iceland could mess the whole thing up  eeek:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DmdE9a_-FHY
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 24, 2010, 10:18:05 AM
Iceland could mess the whole thing up  eeek:

[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DmdE9a_-FHY[/url]


Is that chubby 40-something girl the same loony Bjork I vaguely remember?



That seal and whale-blubber diet is so cruel.  noooo:
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Post by: Nick on May 24, 2010, 10:20:29 AM
No DS, I think Iceland is full of Bjorks. At least that's how I heard it rubschin:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 24, 2010, 10:24:22 AM
No DS, I think Iceland is full of Bjorks. At least that's how I heard it rubschin:

And none of them can sing?

Must keep Iceland on my 'don't visit' list.
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Nick on May 24, 2010, 10:26:05 AM
My BiL and SiL went there camping  eeek:  eeek:on their honeymoon. But then she is a geologist  noooo: I suppose she found the rocks and eruptions inspiring in some way.
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Pastis on May 25, 2010, 07:23:06 PM
OK. My bets go as follows:

In third place ... Denmark

In second place ... Armenia

And, .... taking the crown, le medaillon d'or, ... Azzer Azzbij  oh feck it ... Drip Drop  angel1
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: TG on May 29, 2010, 10:22:14 AM
Well those tossers at virgin media have finally managed to get my new HD box working after 2 weeks of replacements and fannying about. So tonight I shall be watching Eurvision in crystal clear HD.

However, this may be offset by an alcoholic haze that will need to induced to enable me to cope with the excitement.  surrender:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Barman on May 29, 2010, 10:25:32 AM
Well those tossers at virgin media have finally managed to get my new HD box working after 2 weeks of replacements and fannying about. So tonight I shall be watching Eurvision in crystal clear HD.

However, this may be offset by an alcoholic haze that will need to induced to enable me to cope with the excitement.  surrender:

What side is it on like...?
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Nick on May 29, 2010, 11:50:07 AM
Mercifully I don't have a telly
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Uncle Mort on May 29, 2010, 12:17:00 PM
Even if you have a telly it's not compulsory you know.
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Nick on May 29, 2010, 12:18:14 PM
True, but I might have been tempted by its awfulness  redface:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Uncle Mort on May 29, 2010, 12:19:03 PM
I know what you mean.
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Snoopy on May 29, 2010, 01:40:47 PM
Well those tossers at virgin media have finally managed to get my new HD box working after 2 weeks of replacements and fannying about. So tonight I shall be watching Eurvision in crystal clear HD.

However, this may be offset by an alcoholic haze that will need to induced to enable me to cope with the excitement.  surrender:

What side is it on like...?

Always on the Beeb ~ since our licence money funds the fecking rubbish but of course you don't have a licence. evil:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Barman on May 29, 2010, 02:37:40 PM
No licence...  noooo:

I may miss it tonight - LL wants to go out as it is her last night like....  noooo:

Mind you, what time is it on...?  rubschin:
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Post by: Snoopy on May 29, 2010, 02:57:58 PM
All bloody evening if memory serves ~ Haven't watched it all the way through for years.
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Nick on May 29, 2010, 03:10:03 PM
Given it is Euro wide it should be on every fooking channel going. Inescapably  cussing:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Snoopy on May 29, 2010, 03:18:27 PM
Given that it is run by Eurovison which is a conglomerate of television companies across Europe and that ITV, C4 and C5 etc do not belong to the organisation then it is carried, in the UK, by the BBC which does fooking belong and is in fact a fooking founding fooking member.
How fooking hard is that to comprefookinghend?  Banghead Banghead Banghead

I have no doubt that the national or public service channel in Cyprus will also be showing it but their fooking TV listings do not appear in the fooking UK's fooking newspapers!  Banghead


Now my head hurts  cussing:
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Post by: Nick on May 29, 2010, 03:22:06 PM
Me too.I have a bump  sad24:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Barman on May 29, 2010, 03:23:40 PM
I can't get Cyprus telly... I took my antenna down like...
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Nick on May 29, 2010, 03:24:26 PM
 point: point: point: point: point: point: point: point: point: point: point: point: point:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Barman on May 29, 2010, 03:27:07 PM
point: point: point: point: point: point: point: point: point: point: point: point: point:

I have Sky... I don't need Cyprus telly...  ::)

At least I have a telly!  point: point: point: point: point:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Snoopy on May 29, 2010, 03:34:21 PM
I can't get Cyprus telly... I took my antenna down like...

Sort of grabbed it as you fell past it did you?  lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Barman on May 29, 2010, 03:34:47 PM
I can't get Cyprus telly... I took my antenna down like...

Sort of grabbed it as you fell past it did you?  lol: lol: lol:

 lol: lol: lol: lol:

 evil:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Snoopy on May 29, 2010, 03:36:17 PM
I can't get Cyprus telly... I took my antenna down like...

Sort of grabbed it as you fell past it did you?  lol: lol: lol:

 lol: lol: lol: lol:

 evil:

 redface: Sorry ~ irresistible like.
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 29, 2010, 03:57:23 PM
I am going to take something to knock me out and sleep through it all I think rubschin:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Snoopy on May 29, 2010, 03:59:30 PM
Here ~ Borrow my fooking wall  Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Nick on May 29, 2010, 04:08:33 PM
I am going to take something to knock me out and sleep through it all I think rubschin:

Voddy?
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 29, 2010, 04:11:34 PM
No more booze...I am off it  redface:

For the past 4 or 5 nights I have woke up at 4.30 in the morning ( regardless of what time I have gone to bed) and then  can't get back to sleep  sad24:.

I am feeling zombified today  noooo:

Maybe if I watch the Eurovision though that will guarantee quick entry into a coma like state  rubschin:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Nick on May 29, 2010, 04:12:40 PM
Or trip over summat and head butt a radiator. Werks for me  razz:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Pastis on May 29, 2010, 04:16:11 PM
Less than 3 hours to go  razz:  Getting all set here, will have eaten before the start  angel1

This is "our" 3rd year of communal VP Eurofiddle viewing; I think it calls for celebration  lol:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Snoopy on May 29, 2010, 04:16:52 PM
My TV tells me I have 186 channels from which to choose ~ there is nothing I want to watch on any of them  surrender:

We have 300+ video tapes and I have watched them all at least three times  surrender:

We have over 100 DVDs and I have seen every one  surrender:

I think bed with a good book or a baaaaaad wummun is in order.  cloud9:

Wife is at her mother's ~ I am open to offers.  eyes:

I have Vodka  but have looked out my reading glasses  sad24:
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Post by: Barman on May 29, 2010, 04:34:11 PM
I'll be back laters like... to join you all....

Those with a telly I mean
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Pastis on May 29, 2010, 04:44:39 PM
 happy088
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: TG on May 29, 2010, 05:29:14 PM
Less than 3 hours to go  razz:  Getting all set here, will have eaten before the start  angel1

This is "our" 3rd year of communal VP Eurofiddle viewing; I think it calls for celebration  lol:

Indeed, a VP tradition. Me & Pastis will post 16 to the dozen and everybody else will moan.  lol:

Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: TG on May 29, 2010, 05:31:13 PM
Oi Pastis! have you got HD? The sparkling gowns will glitter all the brighter!
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Pastis on May 29, 2010, 05:36:55 PM
Less than 3 hours to go  razz:  Getting all set here, will have eaten before the start  angel1

This is "our" 3rd year of communal VP Eurofiddle viewing; I think it calls for celebration  lol:

Indeed, a VP tradition. Me & Pastis will post 16 to the dozen and everybody else will moan.  lol:

 happy088  Me laptop's all charged up, the collapso's flowing, I imagine bender Norton will be on his 3rd pair of satin trousers by now in Oslo  ;D

Nope, not HD but a very respectable, mahoosive Sony Bravia  cloud9:
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Post by: TG on May 29, 2010, 06:15:29 PM
Good man! is it just you and me or what?
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Pastis on May 29, 2010, 06:55:19 PM
If you build it, they will come ...  whistle:  They won't be able to resist it  razz:

Ah, remember when it was in black & white, Katie Boyle, nul points, jumpers for goal posts?  cloud9:

Anyhoo, Oslo here we go!

Bloody hell! Bucks Fizz on the National Lottery  eeek:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: TG on May 29, 2010, 07:00:41 PM
Just wotched Dr Who on HD. Brilliant!

Ooh! Here we go!
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: TG on May 29, 2010, 07:01:59 PM
I want to go to Norway for some raw fish.
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: TG on May 29, 2010, 07:04:23 PM
Webcams? Bastards. They didnt ask me!
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Uncle Mort on May 29, 2010, 07:06:01 PM
Oh no! I've turned it on.
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Pastis on May 29, 2010, 07:06:34 PM
Me neither  sad32:   Norway's bloody expensive though  eeek:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: TG on May 29, 2010, 07:08:00 PM
Unc has joined the party! Who else is here?

WTF has she got on?
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: TG on May 29, 2010, 07:09:33 PM
OMG! I cant vote for the UK!

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Post by: Pastis on May 29, 2010, 07:10:28 PM
It's the bookies favourite!
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: TG on May 29, 2010, 07:11:20 PM
Mrs TG is on the fone at 200 decibels so I cant hear a thing.

But wait..Azerbyjamsarnies! Phorar!!!
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Uncle Mort on May 29, 2010, 07:12:30 PM
Brother sez she sounds like Pink.
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Pastis on May 29, 2010, 07:12:53 PM
Sounds like Flip-Flop ... and what's she done to her left hand?
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: TG on May 29, 2010, 07:13:08 PM
Mrs TG is on the fone at 200 decibels so I cant hear a thing.

But wait..Azerbyjamsarnies! Phorar!!!

Looks good, sounds shite.

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Post by: Uncle Mort on May 29, 2010, 07:15:02 PM
Song contest ~ or a dance contest?
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: TG on May 29, 2010, 07:16:31 PM
It gets better. I now have sing-a-long text in english for all the songs! My cup runneth over!
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Pastis on May 29, 2010, 07:16:48 PM
You could press the red button and sing-a-long  noooo:

I hear Norton started with the odd catty comment  ;D
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: TG on May 29, 2010, 07:18:00 PM
Oooh Norway. Fish song?
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Uncle Mort on May 29, 2010, 07:19:07 PM
Grim up north.
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 29, 2010, 07:19:15 PM
Boy pin up can't sing  noooo:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: TG on May 29, 2010, 07:19:51 PM
Norwegian bloke is singing in english. I know this to be true coz text translation confirms it like.

Mrs TG fancies him.
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Pastis on May 29, 2010, 07:20:12 PM
 noooo: noooo:  God, it's dismal.

Where are the up beat, rippy of skirt numbers of yesteryear?
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Pastis on May 29, 2010, 07:21:07 PM
Welcome MissD and UM to the fest!  lol:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: TG on May 29, 2010, 07:21:35 PM
noooo: noooo:  God, it's dismal.

Where are the up beat, rippy of skirt numbers of yesteryear?

Time yet boss. eeek:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Mrs TG on May 29, 2010, 07:22:57 PM
Norwegian bloke is singing in english. I know this to be true coz text translation confirms it like.

Mrs TG fancies him.

he can share my bed anytime... eyes:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: TG on May 29, 2010, 07:23:27 PM
I dont know how to turn off the on screen translation. Adds to the pain!  lol:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Pastis on May 29, 2010, 07:24:20 PM
 eeek:

Moldova in 80's retro porno shock stylee  lol:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Uncle Mort on May 29, 2010, 07:24:34 PM
Blade Runner! ~ that's where I've seen her before.
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 29, 2010, 07:25:26 PM
Norwegian bloke is singing in english. I know this to be true coz text translation confirms it like.

Mrs TG fancies him.

he can share my bed anytime... eyes:

It's good to have the girls in  ;)
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: TG on May 29, 2010, 07:25:36 PM
It says "(instrumental)" when no one is singing. Fucking fantastic. ;D
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Uncle Mort on May 29, 2010, 07:26:08 PM
Cyprus ~ come on BM!
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 29, 2010, 07:26:46 PM
He's trying to sing with his eyebrows  rubschin:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Pastis on May 29, 2010, 07:26:58 PM
BM where are you? it's Cyprus!  lol:

... and it's crap  noooo:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: TG on May 29, 2010, 07:27:19 PM
Oooh. Acoustic!

Nice hair.
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Barman on May 29, 2010, 07:27:36 PM
I'm here!  cloud9:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Pastis on May 29, 2010, 07:28:08 PM
Have you been giving him guitar lessons BM?
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Barman on May 29, 2010, 07:28:23 PM
Just need to sort Intermong/TV situation... stand by...
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: TG on May 29, 2010, 07:28:37 PM
BM where are you? it's Cyprus!  lol:

... and it's crap  noooo:

"(instrumental)" prolly for the best. Mrs TG fancies him n;all.
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Uncle Mort on May 29, 2010, 07:29:41 PM
She hopes to make you jealous.
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: TG on May 29, 2010, 07:30:46 PM
Why are they all singing in English?

Legs.
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Mrs TG on May 29, 2010, 07:31:16 PM
BM where are you? it's Cyprus!  lol:

... and it's crap  noooo:

"(instrumental)" prolly for the best. Mrs TG fancies him n;all.

well done cyprus....thats a winner that one....and yes he was gorgeous..(think i must b menopausal....)  eyes:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: TG on May 29, 2010, 07:31:28 PM
(instrumental)
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: GROWLER on May 29, 2010, 07:31:55 PM
What is all this shite?  confused:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Uncle Mort on May 29, 2010, 07:32:44 PM
Turn the tellie on Growler ~ BBC1
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 29, 2010, 07:33:03 PM

well done cyprus....thats a winner that one....and yes he was gorgeous..(think i must b menopausal....)  eyes:

Not at all Mrs TG ...just normal girl  ;)
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Pastis on May 29, 2010, 07:33:03 PM
Bosnia mental  noooo:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: TG on May 29, 2010, 07:33:21 PM
What is all this shite?  confused:

the word 'shite' defines it G.
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 29, 2010, 07:33:27 PM
Confused.com  noooo:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Pastis on May 29, 2010, 07:34:28 PM
Ooooh Belgium ... chips and mayo to go?  Yes, and it is very Tracey Chapman
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 29, 2010, 07:35:12 PM
Belgium...still not interesting  noooo:

Looks like he has spent all his life in the cellar  whistle:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Uncle Mort on May 29, 2010, 07:35:35 PM
Who does he sound like? it's very familar
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Mrs TG on May 29, 2010, 07:36:24 PM

well done cyprus....thats a winner that one....and yes he was gorgeous..(think i must b menopausal....)  eyes:

Not at all Mrs TG ...just normal girl  ;)

ta Miss D....makes a change from all these lot drooling.... scared2:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Pastis on May 29, 2010, 07:36:38 PM
David Grey?
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: TG on May 29, 2010, 07:36:46 PM
Belgium. I would vote for that if I could be arsed. But it sounded very familiar.
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 29, 2010, 07:37:18 PM

ta Miss D....makes a change from all these lot drooling.... scared2:

Indeed ...we have rights to  lol:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 29, 2010, 07:37:51 PM
FREAKS  eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Pastis on May 29, 2010, 07:38:30 PM
OMG ... here we go with the Balkans!  eeek:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: GROWLER on May 29, 2010, 07:38:37 PM
Turn the tellie on Growler ~ BBC1

Oh yes. I do believe I can hear some wailing noise emitting from said telly as I write.
The wimmin are enthusiastically watching this shite it seems.

I can hear the dullshit tones of that great willy wuffter Norton wafting across the hallway.

The piggin' house is now vibrating to some bloody ump ar ump ar music shite now
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: TG on May 29, 2010, 07:38:47 PM
WTF?
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Pastis on May 29, 2010, 07:39:41 PM
I'm revising my bet; I think we're all going to lurve Denmark  lol:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: TG on May 29, 2010, 07:40:01 PM
David Grey?

Spot on.
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 29, 2010, 07:40:18 PM
David Bowie wannabe  noooo:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Mrs TG on May 29, 2010, 07:40:56 PM
FREAKS  eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:

Oh dear wat was that????? noooo:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Uncle Mort on May 29, 2010, 07:41:04 PM
David Grey?

Spot on.

No, someone from longer ago  rubschin:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: TG on May 29, 2010, 07:41:37 PM
Spain again. WTF is going on?
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Pastis on May 29, 2010, 07:41:47 PM
Was that Serbian singer a Boris Johnson wannabe?
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: GROWLER on May 29, 2010, 07:41:51 PM
David Bowie wannabe  noooo:

God, even you've been sucked into watching this life sucking shite now too? noooo:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Pastis on May 29, 2010, 07:42:45 PM
Spain again. WTF is going on?

BM gubbed the connection by logging on?
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: TG on May 29, 2010, 07:43:18 PM
Spain again. WTF is going on?

BM gubbed the connection by logging on?

Makes sense.
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Barman on May 29, 2010, 07:43:30 PM
Sky signal is all broken up... prolly an improvement...  rubschin:

Some bloke with two birds on now???
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Mrs TG on May 29, 2010, 07:44:07 PM
aint this sweet....Belarus got my vote.... surrender:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Uncle Mort on May 29, 2010, 07:44:24 PM
 noooo:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 29, 2010, 07:44:35 PM
David Bowie wannabe  noooo:

God, even you've been sucked into watching this life sucking shite now too? noooo:

Game for a laugh I am  lol:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Barman on May 29, 2010, 07:44:46 PM
Sky is fucked... noooo:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Pastis on May 29, 2010, 07:45:24 PM
Whoa! butterfly dresses!  razz:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Uncle Mort on May 29, 2010, 07:45:44 PM
Crikey!
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 29, 2010, 07:45:53 PM
Giant MOTH alert  eeek:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: TG on May 29, 2010, 07:46:06 PM
Belarus may do well.

What with the world economic situation and fairy liberation issues like.
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: GROWLER on May 29, 2010, 07:46:21 PM
Sky signal is all broken up... prolly an improvement...  rubschin:

Some bloke with two birds on now???

That'll be me doin' me owl and pigeon impressions like. cloud9:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Uncle Mort on May 29, 2010, 07:46:41 PM
Big girl!
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Barman on May 29, 2010, 07:47:30 PM
Big girl!
Nice outfit...  noooo:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Pastis on May 29, 2010, 07:47:56 PM
 eeek: Big ginger Irish lass  noooo:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Pastis on May 29, 2010, 07:48:40 PM
Big girl!
Nice outfit...  noooo:

Purple and red is sooooo   noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Barman on May 29, 2010, 07:48:58 PM
eeek: Big ginger Irish lass  noooo:

Not the eyebrows...  whistle:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: TG on May 29, 2010, 07:49:08 PM
' Spain's performance was disturbed by a fan on stage and thus gets the opportunity to perform again after the last entry (Denmark).'

From the official site like.

Yours faithfully

TG

Official eurovision correspondent.
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 29, 2010, 07:49:17 PM
Has she got an Adam's apple  rubschin:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Pastis on May 29, 2010, 07:49:38 PM
eeek: Big ginger Irish lass  noooo:

Not the eyebrows...  whistle:

Well spotted that man  lol:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Mrs TG on May 29, 2010, 07:50:43 PM
Big girl!

steady...nowt wrong with big girls...they certainly have more fun....... eyes:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 29, 2010, 07:50:57 PM
Quick...save the crockery   lol:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Pastis on May 29, 2010, 07:51:04 PM
Ooooh ..... smash me plates!
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Barman on May 29, 2010, 07:51:41 PM
he could have shaved...  ::)
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 29, 2010, 07:52:34 PM
Looks a bit like Bruce Willis
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Pastis on May 29, 2010, 07:53:43 PM
Quick...save the crockery   lol:


 lol: lol: lol:  Have just spat wine over the keyboard over that ditto  noooo:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Mrs TG on May 29, 2010, 07:53:52 PM
Quick...save the crockery   lol:

suprised they cud afford to be there...... cussing:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: GROWLER on May 29, 2010, 07:54:41 PM
' Spain's performance was disturbed by a fan  on stage and thus gets the opportunity to perform again after the last entry (Denmark).'

From the official site like.

Yours faithfully

TG

Official eurovision correspondent.


Snoring was he? ::)
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 29, 2010, 07:54:53 PM
The UK entry is such a crock of shite

His hair doesn't move  eeek:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Pastis on May 29, 2010, 07:55:01 PM
' Spain's performance was disturbed by a fan on stage and thus gets the opportunity to perform again after the last entry (Denmark).'

From the official site like.

Yours faithfully

TG

Official eurovision correspondent.


Ta TG  ;)
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Barman on May 29, 2010, 07:55:28 PM
This one looks like a Milliband... noooo:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 29, 2010, 07:55:56 PM
Rick Astley he ain't  noooo:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: TG on May 29, 2010, 07:56:10 PM
First time I have heard this. Dull.
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Barman on May 29, 2010, 07:56:42 PM
Last place again...
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: GROWLER on May 29, 2010, 07:56:50 PM
Current one sounds like a Queen tribulation band from here. I can't see the screen thankfully. cloud9:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Pastis on May 29, 2010, 07:57:19 PM
Crap song, crap artist, crap backing ..... and is voice is wobbling
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: GROWLER on May 29, 2010, 07:59:39 PM
Was that howling that's just been on the UK entry then?  happy001
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Barman on May 29, 2010, 07:59:39 PM
So, is he a turd burglar or does he do it another way...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 29, 2010, 08:00:36 PM
Ooohh uniforms  eyes:

Even if they are on gay boys with heavily waxed chests
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: TG on May 29, 2010, 08:00:53 PM
Drama queen. Two blokes going down on her.  noooo:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 29, 2010, 08:01:59 PM
Maybe I should take up singing  lol:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Pastis on May 29, 2010, 08:02:23 PM
MissD and PT x2  eyes:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Barman on May 29, 2010, 08:02:46 PM
Barefoot - like Sandy Shaw...  eyes:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Pastis on May 29, 2010, 08:03:57 PM
Hmmmm ... Turkey!


A convenient toilet break
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Barman on May 29, 2010, 08:04:22 PM
Strobe Light!  scared2:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 29, 2010, 08:05:07 PM
I would  cloud9:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: TG on May 29, 2010, 08:05:36 PM
Turkey? Dont they want to bomb Cyprus or summat?

My geopolitic knowledge may be failing me here.

Shite song though.
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 29, 2010, 08:06:41 PM
trying too hard  noooo:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Barman on May 29, 2010, 08:07:00 PM
Turkey? Dont they want to bomb Cyprus or summat?

My geopolitic knowledge may be failing me here.

Shite song though.

Bastards have stolen 40% of the country!

With that angle grinder prolly....  noooo:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: TG on May 29, 2010, 08:07:30 PM
Helmet!
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Barman on May 29, 2010, 08:08:36 PM
Esy on the eye...  eyes:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 29, 2010, 08:08:50 PM
Jane Horrocks  eeek:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 29, 2010, 08:09:32 PM
With Sister Act as the backing group  eeek:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Pastis on May 29, 2010, 08:10:18 PM
Thigh muscles  eeek:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: TG on May 29, 2010, 08:11:02 PM
Albania. Possible winner.
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Barman on May 29, 2010, 08:12:15 PM
A walking tent...  eeek:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Pastis on May 29, 2010, 08:12:22 PM
Iceland - big clubbing anthem - seals - geddit  lol:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 29, 2010, 08:12:37 PM
Techno, techno. techno  ;D
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Barman on May 29, 2010, 08:13:18 PM
Iceland - big clubbing anthem - seals - geddit  lol:
drumroll:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Barman on May 29, 2010, 08:14:00 PM
She looks like a big fucking volcano...  noooo:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: GROWLER on May 29, 2010, 08:15:31 PM
I can only hear all this shite thankfully.
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 29, 2010, 08:16:59 PM
MMMMmmmmmmm   eeek:

Nut Ella  noooo:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Pastis on May 29, 2010, 08:17:05 PM
Iceland certainly got the atmosphere going!  whistle:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Barman on May 29, 2010, 08:17:24 PM
This one looks like a bag lady... I would tho...  redface:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Pastis on May 29, 2010, 08:18:06 PM
UKR is doing a Kate Bush  noooo:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 29, 2010, 08:18:30 PM
Iceland certainly got the atmosphere going!  whistle:

You are top form Mr P  8)
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Barman on May 29, 2010, 08:20:04 PM
France = shite  noooo:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Uncle Mort on May 29, 2010, 08:20:36 PM
I think it's ok
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 29, 2010, 08:20:52 PM
Catchy ...... eyes:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: TG on May 29, 2010, 08:21:14 PM
La belle frog.

Bouncy and just bland enough.

Top 5.
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Pastis on May 29, 2010, 08:21:42 PM
Its French ................................... West Africa
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Barman on May 29, 2010, 08:22:46 PM
Shite... but then I didn't like Bob Marley...  noooo:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: TG on May 29, 2010, 08:23:22 PM
Its French ................................... West Africa

They have to get some style from somewhere.
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 29, 2010, 08:24:14 PM
Wumman in catsuit...that will get BM's vote  ::)
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: TG on May 29, 2010, 08:24:46 PM
Shite... but then I didn't like Bob Marley...  noooo:

Wots he got to do with france or west africa?
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Barman on May 29, 2010, 08:24:59 PM
Wumman in catsuit...that will get BM's vote  ::)

PVC...  eyes:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Pastis on May 29, 2010, 08:25:34 PM
Romania,.... thank you. Next.
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: GROWLER on May 29, 2010, 08:25:38 PM
That Romanian bint is wearing spray on kecks. Drool:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: TG on May 29, 2010, 08:25:56 PM
(instrumental)
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Uncle Mort on May 29, 2010, 08:26:40 PM
Should get a few votes
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 29, 2010, 08:26:51 PM
Cleaner needed to Aisle 7 please  whistle:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Pastis on May 29, 2010, 08:27:18 PM
That Romanian bint is wearing spray on kecks. Drool:

Actually, she should have head lined in a Emma Peel stylee  eyes:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Barman on May 29, 2010, 08:27:55 PM
Like it or loathe it...?

I always tend towards loathe...  noooo:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 29, 2010, 08:28:09 PM
Ash is falling  eeek:


What a dire , dire song  noooo:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Barman on May 29, 2010, 08:28:38 PM
I was right... loathe...  noooo:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: GROWLER on May 29, 2010, 08:28:47 PM
Christ on a bike. 'THE CAT has resurrected. eeek:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 29, 2010, 08:29:03 PM
KEEEELLLL THEM  noooo:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Pastis on May 29, 2010, 08:29:12 PM
Russia / Chris de Burgh .... go home now  noooo: noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: TG on May 29, 2010, 08:30:04 PM
I want to go to Russia and mix with other miserable bastards.
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Pastis on May 29, 2010, 08:30:24 PM
The song's called Lost and Forgotten ....  happy001 happy001 happy001
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: GROWLER on May 29, 2010, 08:30:56 PM
I REALLY should be on there you know.

I do a most beautiful owl impression. cloud9:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 29, 2010, 08:31:15 PM
Looked like the vocal equivalent of Fishermen's Friends  noooo:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Barman on May 29, 2010, 08:33:01 PM
(  o  Y  o  )   eyes:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: TG on May 29, 2010, 08:33:32 PM
Cleavage!
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: TG on May 29, 2010, 08:34:21 PM
Where is Armenia? Is it nice?
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Barman on May 29, 2010, 08:34:53 PM
Where is Armenia? Is it nice?

Who cares?  eyes:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Pastis on May 29, 2010, 08:35:01 PM
I had Armenia for my no. 2 ... certainly a fine pair  eyes:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: GROWLER on May 29, 2010, 08:35:20 PM
Buns on THAT! eeek:

E.S.H.
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 29, 2010, 08:36:16 PM
this is a SINGING competition  whistle:


 happy001 happy001 happy001



Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: TG on May 29, 2010, 08:36:38 PM
I want to go to Armenia. Now.

Possible winner. Regardless of breasts.
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: TG on May 29, 2010, 08:37:46 PM
Germany. Odd. But interesting.
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Barman on May 29, 2010, 08:38:09 PM
Underarm tattoo..  noooo:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: GROWLER on May 29, 2010, 08:38:31 PM
this is a SINGING competition  whistle:


 happy001 happy001 happy001





I could go on doing me owl impression (most tuneful) and do some jugglin' too! happy088
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Pastis on May 29, 2010, 08:38:48 PM
this is a SINGING competition  whistle:


 happy001 happy001 happy001


And how many "I would"'s have you clocked tonight then?  eyes:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 29, 2010, 08:39:23 PM
Germany. Odd. But interesting.

Trying to be Kate Nash / Lilly Allen
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 29, 2010, 08:40:08 PM
this is a SINGING competition  whistle:


 happy001 happy001 happy001


And how many "I would"'s have you clocked tonight then?  eyes:

 redface:

In the name of equality you understand  whistle:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 29, 2010, 08:40:44 PM
She needs a cake to stand on top of  lol:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Barman on May 29, 2010, 08:41:39 PM
18... first and last appearance on the telly...

Apart from the inevitable porn films of course...  noooo:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Pastis on May 29, 2010, 08:42:22 PM
Sorry to my friend Pablo but Portugal - nul points  noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 29, 2010, 08:42:51 PM

I could go on doing me owl impression (most tuneful) and do some jugglin' too! happy088

We'll sponsor you next year then .....your owl ringtones will be taking over from that Crazy Frog in no time  lol:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Barman on May 29, 2010, 08:44:32 PM
Israel = thanks, goodnight...  noooo:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 29, 2010, 08:44:42 PM
Mrs TG ....get your coat love we're off  whistle:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Barman on May 29, 2010, 08:46:17 PM
Mrs TG ....get your coat love we're off  whistle:

 lol: lol: lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Mrs TG on May 29, 2010, 08:46:36 PM
Mrs TG ....get your coat love we're off  whistle:


oks where did i put my passport.... cloud9:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Pastis on May 29, 2010, 08:46:49 PM
Israel's subtitles are coming up .....

"Sorry Lebanon, Jordan, Iran, Egypt but we bomb you soon..."

 eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Barman on May 29, 2010, 08:47:25 PM
 lol: lol: lol: lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 29, 2010, 08:48:24 PM
Jason and Kylie   eeek:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Pastis on May 29, 2010, 08:48:46 PM
Denmark  cloud9:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Barman on May 29, 2010, 08:49:21 PM
Jason and Kylie   eeek:

Peters and Lee...

He should be blind tho...  rubschin:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: GROWLER on May 29, 2010, 08:53:25 PM
I actually liked that Danish song. Good rocky sound and beat.
Gets my vote...NOT literally like. noooo:

15p?

HOW MUCH?!! cussing:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Pastis on May 29, 2010, 08:54:05 PM
Spain redux .... nah  noooo:

Ok. Who do we think has clinched it?
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: GROWLER on May 29, 2010, 08:55:11 PM
Spain redux .... nah  noooo:

Ok. Who do we think has clinched it?

Denmark for me. happy088
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Barman on May 29, 2010, 08:56:26 PM
They are all shite as normal...  noooo:

Sky is working now... to be fair, I missed the first  half..

Can we vote for 'none of the above'?

Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Pastis on May 29, 2010, 08:58:26 PM
BM votes for Malta?

 point:      ;)
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 29, 2010, 08:58:54 PM
I actually liked that Danish song. Good rocky sound and beat.
Gets my vote...NOT literally like. noooo:

15p?

HOW MUCH?!! cussing:

But there are some Twit Who will pay for it   whistle:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Pastis on May 29, 2010, 09:02:01 PM
The round up.... time to refresh the glasses.... p'raps I'll poke TG on FaceAche again  ;)
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Barman on May 29, 2010, 09:02:24 PM
If you could vote for which one was stoned to death perhaps...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Mrs TG on May 29, 2010, 09:02:49 PM
we will get at least two votes cos my mate in holland has voted for us..and hope Bm has too..  point:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: TG on May 29, 2010, 09:03:46 PM
Albania or France.

Have I told you I am watching in HD?

Adds to the experience does HD.
.
Maybe Greece if I have enough plates.

Or maybe Armenian cleavage.

Albania If I had an english pound to spare for a bet

Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: GROWLER on May 29, 2010, 09:03:52 PM
They are all shite as normal...  noooo:

Sky is working now... to be fair, I missed the first  half..

Can we vote for 'none of the above'?



Agreed, apart from Denmark.
Some nice Glokens to browse over though. cloud9:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Barman on May 29, 2010, 09:05:15 PM
keeel them....  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Pastis on May 29, 2010, 09:07:15 PM
I'm not voting ... I can barely type  redface:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Barman on May 29, 2010, 09:08:28 PM
I'm not voting ... I can barely type  redface:

And me...  redface:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Pastis on May 29, 2010, 09:10:39 PM
I'm not voting ... I can barely type  redface:

And me...  redface:

Hic!  ;)     happy088
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: TG on May 29, 2010, 09:12:24 PM
I'm not voting ... I can barely type  redface:

And me...  redface:

Same here. I dont suppose there is any chance of Led Zeppelin turning up?
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Barman on May 29, 2010, 09:14:17 PM
I'm not voting ... I can barely type  redface:

And me...  redface:

Same here. I dont suppose there is any chance of Led Zeppelin turning up?

None.  noooo:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Uncle Mort on May 29, 2010, 09:15:18 PM
Been watching HIGNFY ~ have I missed much?
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Pastis on May 29, 2010, 09:16:40 PM
I'm flash mobbing here though, I think ... well I was opening cupboards in the kitchen just like that  confused:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Pastis on May 29, 2010, 09:17:38 PM
Been watching HIGNFY ~ have I missed much?

The one with Brucey again?
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Uncle Mort on May 29, 2010, 09:18:43 PM
Yes   happy088
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: TG on May 29, 2010, 09:23:18 PM
Oooh. Voting.  cloud9:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Pastis on May 29, 2010, 09:23:31 PM
Just an aside but Norton's not up to Wogan's best this year IMHO.
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Barman on May 29, 2010, 09:24:36 PM
Oooh. Voting.  cloud9:

Oh dear, oh dear...  noooo:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: TG on May 29, 2010, 09:25:33 PM
Just an aside but Norton's not up to Wogan's best this year IMHO.

Doing OK. Expect him to get better further after 9pm we get. Or not.
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Pastis on May 29, 2010, 09:27:14 PM
Whoa! Denmark!
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Barman on May 29, 2010, 09:28:48 PM
Oh dear...  noooo:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: GROWLER on May 29, 2010, 09:30:11 PM
Whoa! Denmark!

Wha?

I've got ???'s on them
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Pastis on May 29, 2010, 09:30:22 PM
Just an aside but Norton's not up to Wogan's best this year IMHO.

Doing OK. Expect him to get better further after 9pm we get. Or not.

Hmmmmm, the watershed factor.....


hehe.... she's married, back off comment  ;D
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Pastis on May 29, 2010, 09:35:16 PM
Looks like Germany is Uber Alles  noooo:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: TG on May 29, 2010, 09:51:12 PM
Looks like Germany is Uber Alles  noooo:

Yar. 'Odd but interesting'  I remarked on it earlier. But I would not have thought it as a winner.

Even in HD like.

Did I tell you I am watching in H.....  Oh fuck it.  surrender:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Pastis on May 29, 2010, 10:09:21 PM
No points from Israel to Germany I note ...  whistle:

Looks like the German bird's got it ... trippy, dippy little thing  lol:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Uncle Mort on May 29, 2010, 10:16:23 PM
UK last Hurrah!
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Barman on May 30, 2010, 05:53:15 AM
UK last Hurrah!

A proud moment...  cloud9:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: GROWLER on May 30, 2010, 06:49:33 AM
UK last Hurrah!

Sweet as a nut.  cloud9:
Always good for a good ole chortle this country ey?  lol:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: TG on February 12, 2011, 05:48:05 PM
Just kicking the tyres etc.

Blue? Bunch of blokes. Aint the selection committee learned that you need wimmin in throwaway skirts etc? Stockings? Cleavage?  General filth and similar?

Mind you the paddy selection committee are sexually confused as well. Jedward?

Jaysus.

Ooh, you need a song as well.

Anywho, roll on May, or whenever it is.

Must be soon cos it was daylight when I left work the other day.

Long time no speak, everybody OK?

Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 12, 2011, 05:49:33 PM
Hey ...TG is back  cloud9: cloud9: cloud9:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Barman on February 12, 2011, 05:50:09 PM
TG!  cloud9:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Nick on February 12, 2011, 06:01:00 PM
I am near by. I can come to visit  cloud9:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: TG on February 12, 2011, 06:07:47 PM
I am near by. I can come to visit  cloud9:

Do your worst!  scared2:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Nick on February 12, 2011, 06:10:36 PM
I am ackchooly werking in Leicester soon, like  cloud9:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: TG on February 12, 2011, 06:17:54 PM
I am ackchooly werking in Leicester soon, like  cloud9:

Pint then?  scared2:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Barman on February 12, 2011, 06:36:02 PM
I am ackchooly werking in Leicester soon, like  cloud9:

Pint then?  scared2:

 noooo:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 12, 2011, 10:40:12 PM
Welcome TG, hibernation over is it?
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: TG on February 15, 2011, 07:12:11 PM
Welcome TG, hibernation over is it?

yup. Sap is rising.
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Pastis on April 12, 2011, 04:48:43 PM
Only a month away  razz:

http://www.eurovision.tv/page/dusseldorf-2011
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 12, 2011, 04:52:53 PM
Oh gawd  scared2:

I shall stocking up on the alcoholic anaesthetic now then  noooo:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Baldy on April 12, 2011, 05:06:00 PM
Miss D did ask before about the disadvantages of living in Smugville.

The locals love Eurovision  sick2:

They only get a few points, usually in return for giving The Greeks full marks.

I was out with two chaps and having a mega piss up when one looked at his watch and then asked the barman to turn the tv on to Euroshite.  eeek: eeek:

They think it is great and could not understand why I changed places on our table so my back was to it.  ::)
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Nick on April 12, 2011, 05:07:51 PM
I am oddly reminded of a Spanish TV programme called Bra: Si o Non?
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Baldy on April 12, 2011, 05:17:14 PM
I am oddly reminded of a Spanish TV programme called Bra: Si o Non?

Are we back on the difficult to undo clips?
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Pastis on April 12, 2011, 05:17:52 PM
Miss D did ask before about the disadvantages of living in Smugville.

The locals love Eurovision  sick2:

They only get a few points, usually in return for giving The Greeks full marks.

I was out with two chaps and having a mega piss up when one looked at his watch and then asked the barman to turn the tv on to Euroshite.  eeek: eeek:

They think it is great and could not understand why I changed places on our table so my back was to it.  ::)

We have 38 pages of taking the piss; it's been a VP tradition  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Nick on April 12, 2011, 05:21:17 PM
Many years ago I went for breakfast in a bar in a place called Muros in Galicia. Money was changing hands  rubschin:

The regulars were betting on a Spanish breakfast TV show. Gerls in dressing gowns paraded and the audience had to guess if they had a bar on or not. ONce they had voted the gerls removed the dressing gowns  noooo:

It put me off my eggs
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Baldy on April 12, 2011, 05:24:00 PM
Many years ago I went for breakfast in a bar in a place called Muros in Galicia. Money was changing hands  rubschin:

The regulars were betting on a Spanish breakfast TV show. Gerls in dressing gowns paraded and the audience had to guess if they had a bar on or not. ONce they had voted the gerls removed the dressing gowns  noooo:

It put me off my eggs

That surely would be easy to see sticking out a bit more than the others?  rubschin:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 12, 2011, 05:43:15 PM
Not necessarily

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fgallery.photo.net%2Fphoto%2F8550067-lg.jpg&hash=d4c2de6fe71f67540b4c9178c6f54739)
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Nick on April 12, 2011, 05:44:15 PM
 eeek:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Barman on April 12, 2011, 06:18:22 PM
Miss D did ask before about the disadvantages of living in Smugville.

The locals love Eurovision  sick2:

They only get a few points, usually in return for giving The Greeks full marks.

I was out with two chaps and having a mega piss up when one looked at his watch and then asked the barman to turn the tv on to Euroshite.  eeek: eeek:

They think it is great and could not understand why I changed places on our table so my back was to it.  ::)

You have to watch it now tho like... it is part of being a VPer!  eeek:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Baldy on April 12, 2011, 06:33:22 PM
I can always offer my resignation, or is it one of them 'societies' that you cannot leave?  rubschin:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Barman on April 12, 2011, 06:34:20 PM
I can always offer my resignation, or is it one of them 'societies' that you cannot leave?  rubschin:

Oh noes... you can never leave!  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: TG on April 12, 2011, 07:38:12 PM
Miss D did ask before about the disadvantages of living in Smugville.

The locals love Eurovision  sick2:

They only get a few points, usually in return for giving The Greeks full marks.

I was out with two chaps and having a mega piss up when one looked at his watch and then asked the barman to turn the tv on to Euroshite.  eeek: eeek:

They think it is great and could not understand why I changed places on our table so my back was to it.  ::)

You have to watch it now tho like... it is part of being a VPer!  eeek:

I is ready!  razz:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: apc2010 on April 12, 2011, 08:57:58 PM
I can always offer my resignation, or is it one of them 'societies' that you cannot leave?  rubschin:


wot .........we will stop the sunnio.......... lol:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Barman on April 13, 2011, 07:19:54 AM
Miss D did ask before about the disadvantages of living in Smugville.

The locals love Eurovision  sick2:

They only get a few points, usually in return for giving The Greeks full marks.

I was out with two chaps and having a mega piss up when one looked at his watch and then asked the barman to turn the tv on to Euroshite.  eeek: eeek:

They think it is great and could not understand why I changed places on our table so my back was to it.  ::)

You have to watch it now tho like... it is part of being a VPer!  eeek:

I is ready!  razz:

Good man!  happy088
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 20, 2011, 08:40:31 PM
 cloud9:
You have to watch it now tho like... it is part of being a VPer!  eeek:

In BM's case that's virtually paraletic  whistle:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: TG on May 10, 2011, 04:21:22 PM
Only 4 more sleeps! I am so exiteded I cant spell.

I went on an NHS training course last week. Me and 20 wimmin. In mid afternoon the training woman says 'Am I OK to carry on or does anyone want the loo, No? All got our Tena Lady in have we?'

'No. At least I haven't you sexist bitch' sez I.

I may need one on Saturday!  censored:


Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Barman on May 10, 2011, 04:40:59 PM
Only 4 more sleeps! I am so exiteded I cant spell.

I went on an NHS training course last week. Me and 20 wimmin. In mid afternoon the training woman says 'Am I OK to carry on or does anyone want the loo, No? All got our Tena Lady in have we?'

'No. At least I haven't you sexist bitch' sez I.

I may need one on Saturday!  censored:




TG!  cloud9:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: TG on May 10, 2011, 04:56:44 PM
Only 4 more sleeps! I am so exiteded I cant spell.

I went on an NHS training course last week. Me and 20 wimmin. In mid afternoon the training woman says 'Am I OK to carry on or does anyone want the loo, No? All got our Tena Lady in have we?'

'No. At least I haven't you sexist bitch' sez I.

I may need one on Saturday!  censored:




TG!  cloud9:

BM!  cloud9:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Just One More on May 10, 2011, 05:19:56 PM
 2gayers:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Barman on May 10, 2011, 06:06:35 PM
 redface:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 10, 2011, 09:09:50 PM
So come on then ...nail your colours to the mast....whose gonna win ?

Doesn't matter about listening to the actual song ...that is after all irrelevant in this process  lol:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Pirate on May 10, 2011, 09:12:13 PM
The winner will be...

the act with the most votes...

they don't do AV either
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 10, 2011, 09:15:08 PM
Slippery as a .................... rubschin:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Pirate on May 10, 2011, 09:18:39 PM
 whistle:

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=as%20slippery%20as%20a%20butcher's%20prick
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Baldy on May 10, 2011, 11:37:03 PM
whistle:

[url]http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=as%20slippery%20as%20a%20butcher's%20prick[/url]


 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Just One More on May 11, 2011, 05:06:15 AM
whistle:

[url]http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=as%20slippery%20as%20a%20butcher's%20prick[/url]


 lol:

Sooooo, anybody having sausages tonight, apart from Annie the Vamp  whistle:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 13, 2011, 05:55:46 AM
Hope TG is out shopping today to get in the nibbles and pop for tomorrow like  whistle:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 13, 2011, 05:56:40 AM
Good news ..Jedward are through  lol:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Barman on May 13, 2011, 06:54:19 AM
Good news ..Jedward are through  lol:

 lol: lol: lol:

How about Blue? Shrugs:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 13, 2011, 06:56:56 AM
Oh yes...no fear they are there.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w8nqZQ1xjOc&feature=fvst (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w8nqZQ1xjOc&feature=fvst)

Such a beautiful song  sad24:

 happy001 happy001 happy001


Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 14, 2011, 07:14:13 AM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-13389239 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-13389239)

 lol:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Barman on May 14, 2011, 07:59:22 AM
Wot time is it on like...? Shrugs:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Snoopy on May 14, 2011, 08:07:29 AM
Waaaaaay past your bedtime.
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 14, 2011, 08:10:21 AM
8-11pm

You may need an afternoon nap dear  lol:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Barman on May 14, 2011, 08:12:49 AM
8-11pm

You may need an afternoon nap dear  lol:

I shall be bladdered by the time it starts - which is a good thing!  happy088
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: TG on May 14, 2011, 10:06:43 AM
8-11pm

You may need an afternoon nap dear  lol:

I shall be bladdered by the time it starts - which is a good thing!  happy088

Same here. No other way to watch it really.

I have not listened to our entry yet due to apathy plus of course I want to be underwhelmed by it on live telly innit.

I have just ordered a 42 inch telly but it wont be here till Monday.  cry:

Good planning on my part once again.  point:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Barman on May 14, 2011, 12:30:41 PM
8-11pm

You may need an afternoon nap dear  lol:

I shall be bladdered by the time it starts - which is a good thing!  happy088

Same here. No other way to watch it really.

I have not listened to our entry yet due to apathy plus of course I want to be underwhelmed by it on live telly innit.

I have just ordered a 42 inch telly but it wont be here till Monday.  cry:

Good planning on my part once again.  point:

 lol: lol: lol:

I am just about to order a 32" LED TV...
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Snoopy on May 14, 2011, 12:35:20 PM
I'm sure your ladies will be thrilled with their new 42 and 32 inchers.  8)
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 14, 2011, 12:36:29 PM
I have a 46 incher  whistle:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Snoopy on May 14, 2011, 12:37:55 PM
I have a 46 incher  whistle:

You are measuring diagonally I trust  ;)
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 14, 2011, 12:38:42 PM
I took the man in the shop  at his word  whistle:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Snoopy on May 14, 2011, 12:41:35 PM
Mr Coffee meets Mr Keyboard


And I am not giving way to the current irresistible urge  shutup:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Barman on May 14, 2011, 12:56:37 PM
I have a 46 incher  whistle:

TVs not mouths...  ::)
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Snoopy on May 14, 2011, 12:58:41 PM
I have a 46 incher  whistle:

TVs not mouths...  ::)

He shoots .............. Miles over the crossbar!  ;)
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 14, 2011, 01:02:26 PM
You are both right , I am gobby, flappy and rubbish at football  noooo:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Barman on May 14, 2011, 01:06:18 PM
You are both right , I am gobby, flappy and rubbish at football  noooo:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Snoopy on May 14, 2011, 01:07:20 PM
You are both right , I am gobby, flappy and rubbish at football  noooo:

I don't believe a word of it ~ 'cept p'r'aps the bit about footy.

By the way Man U are currently 1-0 down against Blackburn Rovers.

Kick Off for FA Cup is at 3 ........ ITV have it this year.
Which means I shall have to put up with Adrian F'ing Chiles as I don't have ESPN  Banghead
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: TG on May 14, 2011, 04:24:32 PM
Nearly there! Couple of hours and will be bladdered.

I may need to get a life.

But there again, who needs a life when you have Eurovision! 

cloud9:







Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Pastis on May 14, 2011, 04:50:30 PM
Oh TG, don't peak too early  noooo:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: TG on May 14, 2011, 05:10:16 PM
Oh TG, don't peak too early  noooo:

Fear not young Pastis. My timing is ok, ish.  Drinkin:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Pastis on May 14, 2011, 05:17:13 PM
Here's a little something to get you in the mood  eveilgrin:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lLQR5Jh70rw
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Pastis on May 14, 2011, 05:20:01 PM
Might as well have Part Two while we're at it  whistle:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4vS9Te7LkVE&feature=related
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Nick on May 14, 2011, 05:32:41 PM
 surrender:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Barman on May 14, 2011, 06:36:24 PM
I need to set up a VPN tunnel so I can watch it live on me PC like....

If only I hadn't drunk two bottles of colollapso already...  redface:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 14, 2011, 06:38:39 PM
I'm sure this won't be the first time this has been said to you ...but I doubt you will last the duration  lol:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Barman on May 14, 2011, 06:39:25 PM
I'm sure this won't be the first time this has been said to you ...but I doubt you will last the duration  lol:

 rubschin:

No, I think you said it when you arrived at the airport...  redface:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Just One More on May 14, 2011, 07:00:45 PM
Eyes down, look in
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Pastis on May 14, 2011, 07:00:56 PM
Her we go  Popcorn:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: TG on May 14, 2011, 07:01:19 PM
Oooh. Strobe lighting warning! I might have a fit.
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Pastis on May 14, 2011, 07:02:11 PM
I'm glad she shaved  eeek:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 14, 2011, 07:02:46 PM
Feathers and foil....F must be the feam  rubschin:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: TG on May 14, 2011, 07:03:53 PM
What a trio of idiots. I love it.  noooo:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 14, 2011, 07:04:38 PM
She will be carted off with whiplash  noooo:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Just One More on May 14, 2011, 07:04:57 PM
No doubting his Germanic roots, his head's a perfect cube
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Pastis on May 14, 2011, 07:06:32 PM
Anyone pressed the red button for the singalong version?  rubschin:   No, I thought not
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 14, 2011, 07:07:31 PM
Pass the collapso  eeek:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Barman on May 14, 2011, 07:08:08 PM
I can't get my VPN connection to werk!  cussing:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Just One More on May 14, 2011, 07:08:49 PM
That's all the epileptics taken care of
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 14, 2011, 07:09:54 PM
The girl in the red feathers looks alarming like one of my best mates....I am finding it quite strange rubschin:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: TG on May 14, 2011, 07:10:03 PM
That's all the epileptics taken care of

Indeed, i cant type for twitching.
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 14, 2011, 07:10:26 PM
How many followers do you have ?  ;)
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 14, 2011, 07:11:02 PM
I can't get my VPN connection to werk!  cussing:

Barman is gubbed  noooo:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Just One More on May 14, 2011, 07:11:48 PM
And the winner is..... whoever mastered creating the venue. Round of applause please
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: TG on May 14, 2011, 07:11:57 PM
The girl in the red feathers looks alarming like one of my best mates....I am finding it quite strange rubschin:

Her teeth look like the would rather be in someone else's head.
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Pastis on May 14, 2011, 07:12:48 PM
I can't get my VPN connection to werk!  cussing:

Oh dear, what a shame. Specially as it's naked this year  happy100
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: TG on May 14, 2011, 07:15:22 PM
Finland. Remind me never to go there. Pointless dirge.
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Just One More on May 14, 2011, 07:15:44 PM
Fuck me! 42 more to come  noooo:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Pastis on May 14, 2011, 07:16:11 PM
And the winner is..... whoever mastered creating the venue. Round of applause please

I thought JOM would like that 90 seconds  lol:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 14, 2011, 07:16:21 PM
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages.cheezburger.com%2Fcompletestore%2F2010%2F3%2F30%2F129144075867199003.jpg&hash=653ce37562f27a931c50b3bb95fed20f)
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: TG on May 14, 2011, 07:17:09 PM
Before we go any further can we all agree not to rush to snap judgements about the performers.
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Just One More on May 14, 2011, 07:17:30 PM
Written by an eight year old?
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: TG on May 14, 2011, 07:17:52 PM
What a canute!
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 14, 2011, 07:18:06 PM
Before we go any further can we all agree not to rush to snap judgements about the performers.

I'm sorry ...what's that in German ???
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 14, 2011, 07:19:34 PM
The goombay dance band  eeek:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: TG on May 14, 2011, 07:20:21 PM
Before we go any further can we all agree not to rush to snap judgements about the performers.

I'm sorry ...what's that in German ???

The lyrics to an award winning song prolly.
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Just One More on May 14, 2011, 07:20:44 PM
The guy dancing at the back... Bosnia and Herzagovena's version of Bez  rubschin:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Pastis on May 14, 2011, 07:20:59 PM
Bosnia hurts me gardenia   noooo:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Just One More on May 14, 2011, 07:22:06 PM
The goombay dance band  eeek:

Never did I think that Seven tears would be a more preferable earworm than anything I was listening to
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Barman on May 14, 2011, 07:22:47 PM
I can't get my VPN connection to werk!  cussing:

Barman is gubbed  noooo:

 sad32:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Pastis on May 14, 2011, 07:23:25 PM
Who stole Jedward's hair?  eeek:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 14, 2011, 07:24:17 PM
I can't get my VPN connection to werk!  cussing:

Barman is gubbed  noooo:

 sad32:

It's cos this was sprung on you without due notice prolly - no time to prepare  noooo: noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Just One More on May 14, 2011, 07:24:34 PM
Denmark - the start's incredibly similar to summat else   aaarrrgghhh
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Barman on May 14, 2011, 07:25:09 PM
I'm in!  cloud9:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Just One More on May 14, 2011, 07:26:33 PM
Denmark - the start's incredibly similar to summat else   aaarrrgghhh

Twas Daydream Believer by The Monkees
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Barman on May 14, 2011, 07:26:53 PM
She should stick to skiing...  noooo:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 14, 2011, 07:27:06 PM
Snoresville  noooo:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Pastis on May 14, 2011, 07:28:03 PM
OMFG signing it too  noooo:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Barman on May 14, 2011, 07:28:13 PM
How about blind people...? Shrugs:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: TG on May 14, 2011, 07:28:27 PM
We should all turn the feckin sound off.
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Just One More on May 14, 2011, 07:28:36 PM
What's with the hands? I hope it sounds better in sign language
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 14, 2011, 07:29:13 PM
OMFG signing it too  noooo:

She's prolly used to people sticking their fingers up at her  noooo:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Barman on May 14, 2011, 07:29:26 PM
Shite.
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Just One More on May 14, 2011, 07:29:45 PM
How about blind people...? Shrugs:

They've met you half way, they're catering for the blind drunk
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Barman on May 14, 2011, 07:30:31 PM
How about blind people...? Shrugs:

They've met you half way, they're catering for the blind drunk

 redface:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 14, 2011, 07:30:48 PM
Mutton  noooo:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Just One More on May 14, 2011, 07:31:11 PM
Shite.

See if Paul Gambachini kept his critiques that short he could play even more shite
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Barman on May 14, 2011, 07:31:45 PM
what about my ears...?  noooo:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Pastis on May 14, 2011, 07:31:58 PM
Hungary trying to do a Bonnie Tyler?
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Just One More on May 14, 2011, 07:32:40 PM
That's one helluva knuckle-duster
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Barman on May 14, 2011, 07:33:23 PM
That's one helluva knuckle-duster

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 14, 2011, 07:33:29 PM
It's like a cupcake on her finger  noooo:

Rip off from Black eyed peas for the light up costumes  noooo:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Just One More on May 14, 2011, 07:33:56 PM
Sad to say, thats the best of a very bad bunch so far, I feel the winner has yet to come  noooo:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Barman on May 14, 2011, 07:34:10 PM
Jedward doh:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Just One More on May 14, 2011, 07:34:39 PM
Here we go!
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Barman on May 14, 2011, 07:34:56 PM
They look like Lego...  noooo:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 14, 2011, 07:35:25 PM
Ireland are hoping they don't win on the basis that they can't afford to host a tea party let alone Eurovision next year  lol:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: TG on May 14, 2011, 07:35:36 PM
Oh god. This may be the winner!  eeek:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Barman on May 14, 2011, 07:35:47 PM
Ireland are hoping they don't win on the basis that they can't afford to host a tea party let alone Eurovision next year  lol:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Pastis on May 14, 2011, 07:36:53 PM
Jedward in the top 3  rubschin:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Barman on May 14, 2011, 07:37:03 PM
Oh god. This may be the winner!  eeek:

 noooo:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Just One More on May 14, 2011, 07:38:21 PM
Oh god. This may be the winner!  eeek:

You could well be right, will the Europeans get Jedward though
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Barman on May 14, 2011, 07:38:53 PM
Gayer...  noooo:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 14, 2011, 07:39:17 PM
One glove  noooo: noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Pastis on May 14, 2011, 07:40:21 PM
Sweden ... a re-hash of Abba's Gimme gimme gimme ... typically  ;)
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Barman on May 14, 2011, 07:40:28 PM
One glove  noooo: noooo: noooo:

His 'pleasure' hand...  whistle:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 14, 2011, 07:41:32 PM
Oh you understand this problem do you ?  whistle:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Just One More on May 14, 2011, 07:41:58 PM
" I will be popular"   errr, no
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: TG on May 14, 2011, 07:42:09 PM
That will break the record for sending epileptics to A&E's across europe.
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Pastis on May 14, 2011, 07:42:20 PM
Graham Norton ... "nice boy fallen in with the wrong lot" ... happy001
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Barman on May 14, 2011, 07:42:24 PM
Oh you understand this problem do you ?  whistle:

Friction...  noooo:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 14, 2011, 07:43:21 PM
A lot more seems to be being sung in English now ..... rubschin:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Just One More on May 14, 2011, 07:43:54 PM
Norton was right about the annoying dancers!
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Barman on May 14, 2011, 07:44:36 PM
Norton was right about the annoying dancers!

She'd have nothing without them....  noooo:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: TG on May 14, 2011, 07:45:34 PM
Will do well prolly. Like cholera in a slum.
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 14, 2011, 07:45:47 PM
Yumster potential alert  eyes:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Pastis on May 14, 2011, 07:45:55 PM
Estonia ... Think Billy Joel "I didn't start the fire" or whatever it was  rubschin:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Barman on May 14, 2011, 07:47:29 PM
The whole of Cyprus erupts - except me! utter shite!  noooo:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Pastis on May 14, 2011, 07:48:25 PM
I see Greece have gone for the Beckham look-a-likey  rubschin:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Just One More on May 14, 2011, 07:48:43 PM
Stereo Mike - head of music at Westminster Uni, the staff these Uni's take on these days  whistle:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Pastis on May 14, 2011, 07:49:58 PM
Stereo Mike - head of music at Westminster Uni, the staff these Uni's take on these days  whistle:

 lol: lol: lol:
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Post by: Just One More on May 14, 2011, 07:51:24 PM
Fonzie dressalikes
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: TG on May 14, 2011, 07:51:51 PM
Has anyone NOT sung in English yet?
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Barman on May 14, 2011, 07:52:01 PM
Grease...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Pastis on May 14, 2011, 07:52:47 PM
Monkey

Oh, sorry, wrong thread
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Just One More on May 14, 2011, 07:53:37 PM
Grease...?  rubschin:

No grease sang in English too  lol:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Barman on May 14, 2011, 07:53:55 PM
Shite...  noooo:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 14, 2011, 07:54:00 PM
Crucifix , check

Leather jacket , check ,

tight jeans, check

Multi billionaire father who will ensure his son achieves his every ambition , check
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Post by: Barman on May 14, 2011, 07:54:13 PM
Grease...?  rubschin:

No grease sang in English too  lol:

Doh:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Barman on May 14, 2011, 07:55:09 PM
Bo Derek...  noooo:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 14, 2011, 07:55:21 PM
Les Mis  eeek:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Just One More on May 14, 2011, 07:55:40 PM
He needs a bloody hairbrush
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 14, 2011, 07:56:33 PM
This is the ffffing favourite..........I don't think so  noooo:

Advert for Greystoke more like  noooo:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Barman on May 14, 2011, 07:56:47 PM
Get yer hair cut boy...  noooo:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Pastis on May 14, 2011, 07:56:59 PM
He needs a bloody hairbrush

la guillotine more like
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Just One More on May 14, 2011, 07:57:22 PM
Favourite to win. I don't think so
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Barman on May 14, 2011, 07:59:19 PM
Come back with a real piano...  noooo:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Just One More on May 14, 2011, 07:59:43 PM
Italy - Peter Skellern soundalike
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 14, 2011, 08:00:16 PM
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ftoughpigs.com%2Fuploaded_images%2Frowlfscooter-702433.jpg&hash=9a649d90fe4f16d43926c74158fe889f)

Best so far
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Barman on May 14, 2011, 08:00:48 PM
Italy - Peter Skellern soundalike

Quite so... with a plastic piano...  noooo:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: TG on May 14, 2011, 08:01:13 PM
Italy - Peter Skellern soundalike

Blimey. That takes me back.
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Pastis on May 14, 2011, 08:01:22 PM
If you saw him in a hotel bar, in Sicily, on a cheap holiday, you'd still say ... noooo:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: TG on May 14, 2011, 08:02:32 PM
WTF?
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 14, 2011, 08:03:04 PM
Graham soooooooooooooooooooooooo fancies him  lol:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Barman on May 14, 2011, 08:03:47 PM
Graham soooooooooooooooooooooooo fancies him  lol:
2gayers:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 14, 2011, 08:04:40 PM
Bass player is a goof  noooo:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Just One More on May 14, 2011, 08:05:30 PM
A proper eurovision song  cloud9:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: TG on May 14, 2011, 08:06:20 PM
Top ten.
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 14, 2011, 08:06:20 PM
Part vocals, part humming  lol:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Pastis on May 14, 2011, 08:06:43 PM
Swiss cheese  noooo:  Sounds like Sesame Street quality
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Barman on May 14, 2011, 08:06:51 PM
Na, na, na, na, na, na,na, na,na....  noooo:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Barman on May 14, 2011, 08:07:31 PM
BLUE!
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Barman on May 14, 2011, 08:08:41 PM
Gayers...  noooo:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 14, 2011, 08:08:57 PM
And they have to resort to naked chest shots ...cheap and tacky for such a prestigious competition  ;D
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Just One More on May 14, 2011, 08:09:32 PM
I can, I will

you won't!
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Barman on May 14, 2011, 08:10:13 PM
 2gayers:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Pastis on May 14, 2011, 08:11:03 PM
We'll score points with that though ... makes a change  lol: lol:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 14, 2011, 08:12:00 PM
Oh dear ...looking promising for whole nuts alert  eeek:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: TG on May 14, 2011, 08:12:15 PM
Slick and professional. Strong euro song. Political voting will kill it. We should get Led Zep in next year.
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Barman on May 14, 2011, 08:12:52 PM
Moldova....  eeek:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 14, 2011, 08:13:03 PM
Making me smile lots  happy001 happy001 happy001
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: TG on May 14, 2011, 08:13:31 PM
This why i watch this every year!  point:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 14, 2011, 08:13:48 PM
It's like gnomes do Rocky Horror  lol:

Fantastic  lol:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Barman on May 14, 2011, 08:14:04 PM
This why i watch this every year!  point:

 noooo:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Just One More on May 14, 2011, 08:14:32 PM
So far for me

1 Ireland
2 Moldova (love the comedy angle, and it reminds me a bit of Pretty fly for a white guy" by Offspring
3 Italy
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Post by: Pastis on May 14, 2011, 08:14:38 PM
Incredible ... happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001

WTF is Moldova anyway?
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 14, 2011, 08:15:20 PM
Brilliant .......loved it  lol:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Just One More on May 14, 2011, 08:16:24 PM
Just North of Moldunda  redface:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Barman on May 14, 2011, 08:16:58 PM
Sexy...  eyes:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Pastis on May 14, 2011, 08:17:37 PM
Just North of Moldunda  redface:

 drumroll:  lol: lol:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Just One More on May 14, 2011, 08:17:49 PM
Tramp stamp  sick2:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 14, 2011, 08:18:02 PM
At least they've found another use for those costumes for Hole in the Wall.

Not a winning song  noooo:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Pastis on May 14, 2011, 08:20:33 PM
Uh oh, Romania's playing a Brit ringer  noooo:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 14, 2011, 08:20:43 PM
Winking at camera's should be banned  sick2:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: TG on May 14, 2011, 08:21:37 PM
This why i watch this every year!  point:

 noooo:

Usually in your company!
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Post by: Barman on May 14, 2011, 08:21:56 PM
Winking at camera's should be banned  sick2:

 redface:
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Post by: Just One More on May 14, 2011, 08:22:10 PM
Romania - I may be wrong but I'm sure he sang one note in tune during the first verse
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Post by: Pastis on May 14, 2011, 08:23:25 PM
Winking at camera's should be banned  sick2:

I'll remember that when I do my next live cam chat  ;D
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 14, 2011, 08:24:27 PM
 lol:

Please do ...it's not big or clever or remotely attractive regardless of who does it   noooo:
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 14, 2011, 08:25:45 PM
Last song at the club when you seek out your ten pints beautiful victim  noooo:
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Post by: TG on May 14, 2011, 08:26:49 PM
I think she's singing in English but I can barely understand a word.  noooo:
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 14, 2011, 08:27:18 PM
It's the language of love TG  ;)
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Post by: Just One More on May 14, 2011, 08:27:27 PM
Not a bad voice in comparison to others tonight, but not a winning song
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Post by: Pastis on May 14, 2011, 08:27:43 PM
Austria ... oh dear,  noooo:
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Post by: Just One More on May 14, 2011, 08:30:09 PM
How many acts are gonna do that standing behind each other and spread their arms out thing tonight  sleep017
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Post by: TG on May 14, 2011, 08:31:00 PM
It's the language of love TG  ;)

I thought that was Danish?
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 14, 2011, 08:34:42 PM
You have all gone a bit quiet .....avid viewing at the moment is it  ;)
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Post by: Just One More on May 14, 2011, 08:35:17 PM
Slovenia - if the voting was for boots, she'd win  eyes:
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Post by: Pastis on May 14, 2011, 08:35:57 PM
hmmm ... Slovenia  eyes:
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 14, 2011, 08:36:14 PM
She knows how to win a few votes eh  eyes:
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Post by: Barman on May 14, 2011, 08:36:26 PM
hmmm ... Slovenia  eyes:
eyes:
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Post by: TG on May 14, 2011, 08:37:12 PM
Perverts!  cloud9:
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Post by: Barman on May 14, 2011, 08:38:35 PM
He's dead... the song should have died with him...  noooo:
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Post by: Just One More on May 14, 2011, 08:38:56 PM
Iceland - Take That in 10 years time
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 14, 2011, 08:41:44 PM
Macarena  whistle:
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Post by: Barman on May 14, 2011, 08:42:27 PM
Oh yes...  eyes:
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Post by: Nick on May 14, 2011, 08:42:36 PM
Is it worth wqatching, like?
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 14, 2011, 08:43:19 PM
It is if you want to join in tonight's entertainment
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Post by: Just One More on May 14, 2011, 08:43:40 PM
That's half the acts done, the voting from JOM Towers so far

1 Ireland
2 Moldova
3 Slovenia
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Post by: TG on May 14, 2011, 08:44:01 PM
Sultry in here...
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Post by: Pastis on May 14, 2011, 08:44:11 PM
Nice pins  eyes: ... shame about the song  lol:
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Post by: Just One More on May 14, 2011, 08:45:00 PM
Is it worth wqatching, like?

No! It's a heap of shit, how anybody can watch that is beyond me  redface:
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Post by: Just One More on May 14, 2011, 08:46:24 PM
Uklraine - sod the song, i'll watch the talented lass with the sand
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Post by: Nick on May 14, 2011, 08:46:40 PM
Why has she got wings?
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 14, 2011, 08:46:47 PM
It's the VP ...we relish in shite  lol:
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 14, 2011, 08:47:26 PM
Why has she got wings?

She rang out of tampons  Shrugs:
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Post by: Barman on May 14, 2011, 08:47:44 PM
Uklraine - sod the song, i'll watch the talented lass with the sand

 eyes:
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Post by: Pastis on May 14, 2011, 08:47:51 PM
Yep ... the sand painter wins my vote  happy088
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Post by: Nick on May 14, 2011, 08:49:54 PM
It's Mary QUant  eeek:
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Post by: Just One More on May 14, 2011, 08:50:09 PM
Back to the 60's
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Post by: Barman on May 14, 2011, 08:50:22 PM
It's Mary QUant  eeek:

 eeek: eeek:
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 14, 2011, 08:50:43 PM
My eyes, my eyes   cry:
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 14, 2011, 08:51:25 PM
My ears, my ears  cry:
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Post by: Just One More on May 14, 2011, 08:51:54 PM
Half expecting Austin Powers to dance onto the stage
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Post by: Nick on May 14, 2011, 08:52:09 PM
If she flutters here eyelashes the whole audience will end up on the back wall
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 14, 2011, 08:54:47 PM
 noooo: noooo: noooo:
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Post by: Nick on May 14, 2011, 08:56:36 PM
Why was she shouting?
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Post by: Pastis on May 14, 2011, 08:57:19 PM
Shredded high-vis costumes for Georgia  eeek:
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Post by: Just One More on May 14, 2011, 08:58:05 PM
I went for a slash halfway through the last one. Did it get any better? There was room for improvemrnt IMHO  ;)
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Post by: Pastis on May 14, 2011, 08:58:26 PM
Right. time for our top 3   rubschin:
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 14, 2011, 09:00:46 PM
You know what I think Jedward could do quite well and Moldova  lol:
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Post by: Just One More on May 14, 2011, 09:03:11 PM
Having just seen those clips I'm changing the order of my first two

So far for me

1 Moldava
2 Ireland
3 Slovenia
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Post by: Nick on May 14, 2011, 09:03:52 PM
I am watching a war film
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Post by: Pastis on May 14, 2011, 09:04:27 PM
It's got to be some high energy stuff ...

Ireland, Russia, Sweden, possibly UK, Slovenia, Estonia, Switzerland?
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Post by: TG on May 14, 2011, 09:04:47 PM
1 moldova
2 jedward/ireland
3 germany
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Post by: Barman on May 14, 2011, 09:06:50 PM
You know what I think Jedward could do quite well and Moldova  lol:

Miss D is sober...  noooo:
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 14, 2011, 09:07:35 PM
It's got to be some high energy stuff ...

Ireland, Russia, Sweden, possibly UK, Slovenia, Estonia, Switzerland?

That's called hedging your bets  lol:
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Post by: Pastis on May 14, 2011, 09:07:58 PM
Oooops, I did a top 7 there ... I'll go for my first 3
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 14, 2011, 09:08:21 PM
You know what I think Jedward could do quite well and Moldova  lol:

Miss D is sober...  noooo:

We shall see  whistle:
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Post by: Barman on May 14, 2011, 09:10:49 PM
You know what I think Jedward could do quite well and Moldova  lol:

Miss D is sober...  noooo:

We shall see  whistle:

Sober!  point:
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Post by: Barman on May 14, 2011, 09:13:56 PM
Lines are closed...   sad24:
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 14, 2011, 09:14:25 PM
Go on then BM....who is gonna win ????
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Post by: Pastis on May 14, 2011, 09:14:36 PM
It's that Riverdance moment  ::)
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Post by: Baldy on May 14, 2011, 09:16:31 PM
Feck me! I thought yous lot were joking about Euroshite.

Just came back from a zyder fest, FA cup final and a landlady from my old village (who told me more about my life than I acheweley knew myself  eeek:), walked past a boozer near my home and the sad wankers were watching it...all glued to the tv. I then think I will switch on the puter to find out that I am the only sane bloke left in the werld!
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 14, 2011, 09:17:22 PM
Now that is the best act of the night  lol: lol: lol:
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Post by: Just One More on May 14, 2011, 09:19:12 PM
Norton doesn't appear to like this guy. He'll be the straight one then
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Post by: Just One More on May 14, 2011, 09:19:54 PM
Now that is the best act of the night  lol: lol: lol:

Wot the lady said
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Post by: TG on May 14, 2011, 09:33:15 PM
 eeek:
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Post by: Barman on May 14, 2011, 09:34:10 PM
Cyprus!  noooo:
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Post by: Pastis on May 14, 2011, 09:37:11 PM
Have we ever got it right?    noooo:


 happy001
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 14, 2011, 09:39:46 PM
It just goes to prove we are not Europeans  cloud9:
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 14, 2011, 09:43:50 PM
I am enjoying Graham Norton's catty commentary  lol:
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Post by: Pastis on May 14, 2011, 09:46:31 PM
What did he call the Danish wumman's frock?   Friendly?   happy001
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 14, 2011, 10:22:35 PM
Well s'all over for another year

................

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-b3XTj5G_SA (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-b3XTj5G_SA)
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Post by: Nick on May 14, 2011, 10:31:13 PM
Who is his hairdresser?

r
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Post by: apc2010 on May 14, 2011, 10:34:05 PM
Who won ...........???
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 14, 2011, 10:35:15 PM
Az - er - by - whatismecallit
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Post by: apc2010 on May 14, 2011, 10:36:10 PM
Az - er - by - whatismecallit

So not Jedward then ........ noooo:
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 14, 2011, 10:37:58 PM
No but they did alright and beat Blue ...( mid table )
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Post by: apc2010 on May 14, 2011, 10:40:34 PM
No but they did alright and beat Blue ...( mid table )

I made Lee Ryan miss his flight once when they were famous  redface:.........did not have a clue who he was .....he got in all sorts of trouble ........ point:
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Post by: Just One More on May 15, 2011, 06:05:36 AM
 eeek:  Did it involve rohypnol  rubschin:
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Post by: Baldy on May 15, 2011, 06:39:53 AM
eeek:  Did it involve rohypnol  rubschin:

 eeek: eeek:
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Post by: Snoopy on May 15, 2011, 06:56:28 AM
I watched an episode of Foyle's War on ITV 3 

Fortunately I have not knowingly heard a single song this year. cloud9:
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Post by: TG on March 02, 2012, 07:13:53 AM
Enge!

Local lad makes good at last.  cloud9:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-17222934 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-17222934)
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Post by: Barman on March 02, 2012, 07:18:17 AM
Enge!

Local lad makes good at last.  cloud9:

[url]http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-17222934[/url] ([url]http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-17222934[/url])


JOM beat you to it....  whistle:
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Post by: Just One More on March 02, 2012, 07:39:24 AM
75, Bring wheel him on
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Post by: Barman on March 02, 2012, 08:36:08 AM
75, Bring wheel him on

He'll prolly get more points if he pegs it on stage!  lol:
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 09, 2012, 08:49:44 AM
Is this year sponsored by Age Uk  ?

The Buranovo Grannies, six women aged between 50 to 76 will leave their remote Russian hamlet behind to perform at the  the 57th Eurovision Song Contest.
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Post by: Darwins Selection on March 09, 2012, 11:53:11 AM
Is this year sponsored by Age Uk  ?

The Buranovo Grannies, six women aged between 50 to 76 will leave their remote Russian hamlet, Behind, to perform at the  the 57th Eurovision Song Contest.

You may laugh young lady, that is like a Beverley Sisters revival to me.

Anyway, the lovely village of Behind is twinned with our neighbouring village of Faccombe (JOM will demonstrate the pronunciation)

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Post by: Nick on March 09, 2012, 12:04:51 PM
Ah yes, I was in Faccombe not long ago  whistle:
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Post by: Darwins Selection on March 09, 2012, 12:13:04 PM
Ah yes, I was in Faccombe not long ago  whistle:

Indeed, the drums spoke of a strange ginger man in a fancy car passing through.

Pity you didn't stop, they always give a warm welcome.

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fmeroveeschild.files.wordpress.com%2F2011%2F04%2Fwickerman1.jpg&hash=85edf73b06654ef0aacc9118b17ee1d4) 
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Post by: Pastis on March 09, 2012, 05:26:49 PM
I'm seeing it as the Eurovision Winter as a counter to the Arab Spring   rubschin:
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Post by: Barman on March 20, 2012, 07:40:28 AM

 eeek:

Feck moi it is shite!  lol:
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 20, 2012, 07:44:15 AM
Jeez ....music to take tablets to  noooo: noooo: noooo:

Bound to be a winner  Party001:
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Post by: Barman on March 20, 2012, 07:48:20 AM
Cringetastic....  noooo:
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 20, 2012, 07:56:56 AM
Early favourite  lol:

Eurovision 2012 Romania: Mandinga - Zaleilah (Selecţia Naţională 2012) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YJNTabkq-R4#ws)
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Post by: Darwins Selection on March 20, 2012, 09:31:51 AM
Early favourite  lol:

Eurovision 2012 Romania: Mandinga - Zaleilah (Selecţia Naţională 2012) ([url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YJNTabkq-R4#ws[/url])


"I'm fed up with Romanian life,
it really gets me down
Let's take the kids down to Sangatte,
then on to London town.

They'll give us money and a flat
it will be perfect there.
Then we can rob them on the tube
and beg in Leicester Square."
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Post by: apc2010 on March 20, 2012, 09:33:56 AM
Early favourite  lol:

Eurovision 2012 Romania: Mandinga - Zaleilah (Selecţia Naţională 2012) ([url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YJNTabkq-R4#ws[/url])


"I'm fed up with Romanian life,
it really gets me down
Let's take the kids down to Sangatte,
then on to London town.

They'll give us money and a flat
it will be perfect there.
Then we can rob them on the tube
and beg in Leicester Square."




 lol: lol: lol:
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Post by: Barman on March 20, 2012, 09:36:00 AM
Early favourite  lol:

Eurovision 2012 Romania: Mandinga - Zaleilah (Selecţia Naţională 2012) ([url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YJNTabkq-R4#ws[/url])


"I'm fed up with Romanian life,
it really gets me down
Let's take the kids down to Sangatte,
then on to London town.

They'll give us money and a flat
it will be perfect there.
Then we can rob them on the tube
and beg in Leicester Square."



 drumroll:

 lol: lol: lol:
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Post by: TG on April 14, 2012, 04:35:43 PM
Just checking. Warming up.

'We're not going to take it' by Twisted Sister might have been a better choice than some docile power ballad. But WTF do I know?.

Love to all.  :thumbsup:
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 14, 2012, 05:09:25 PM
Opa  :thumbsup:

 eastdrink048
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Post by: Nick on April 14, 2012, 05:10:51 PM
Um, when is this treat?
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 14, 2012, 05:15:09 PM
26th May apparently
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Post by: Nick on April 14, 2012, 05:16:35 PM
Phew
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Post by: TG on May 13, 2012, 12:37:17 PM
I'm so exited I cant spell excited.  cloud9:

How is everyone? All well I trust.
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Post by: Snoopy on May 13, 2012, 01:12:39 PM
Excellento thanks  :thumbsup:

And you?
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Post by: Barman on May 13, 2012, 02:45:58 PM
I'm so exited I cant spell excited.  cloud9:

How is everyone? All well I trust.

Hi TG!  cloud9:

I'm exited too!  Thumbs:

I have two PCs set up - one for watching the show and one for her... plus a mini bar and a BBQ grill fer eats and stuff....  cloud9:

It will be a great night...

Should we start a book on the UK score I wonder.... ?  rubschin:

Christ I'm pissed...  redface:
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Post by: Grumpmeister on May 14, 2012, 06:06:31 PM
Just checking. Warming up.

'We're not going to take it' by Twisted Sister might have been a better choice than some docile power ballad. But WTF do I know?.

Love to all.  :thumbsup:

Twisted Sister? Gawd I haven't heard them in years.  lol:
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Post by: Pastis on May 22, 2012, 07:11:09 PM
Oooh ... it's the semi's      whistle:
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Post by: Pastis on May 23, 2012, 07:40:49 PM
No one rose to it then?   whistle:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: TG on May 26, 2012, 10:08:06 AM
I am doing calulet cal sums. Wot time should one start boozing today? After all one cannot be sober to watch eurovision but one cant be too pissed to type witty comments even if one is capable thinking them up in the first place.

Fvuk it! I'll start now!  :thumbsup:

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Post by: apc2010 on May 26, 2012, 10:15:44 AM
I am doing calulet cal sums. Wot time should one start boozing today? After all one cannot be sober to watch eurovision but one cant be too pissed to type witty comments even if one is capable thinking them up in the first place.

Fvuk it! I'll start now!  :thumbsup:

Good idea............ :thumbsup:
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Post by: Just One More on May 26, 2012, 10:36:44 AM
They were discussing the contest on BBC news this morning with two "enthusiasts"

"So, Nigel, these Russian grannies, there's a lot of talk about them, what's their collective ages"
[cuts to video of six grannies]
"Well, they're all over 70 years old, so it's in excess of 300 years"

Which is of course correct, but hardly bloody accurate   Banghead  Banghead  Banghead
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 26, 2012, 11:54:05 AM
I am making a hoooooge jug of Pimm's  razz:
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Post by: Darwins Selection on May 26, 2012, 02:27:34 PM
I am making a hoooooge jug of Pimm's  razz:

That will save you washing up a glass.  ;)
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Post by: Barman on May 26, 2012, 03:47:12 PM
What time is it on like... I have to eat out at 7:30 but I'll rush back for it....  Thumbs:
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Post by: apc2010 on May 26, 2012, 03:47:58 PM
What time is it on like... I have to eat out at 7:30 but I'll rush back for it....  Thumbs:


Sympathy invite ........ whistle:
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Post by: Barman on May 26, 2012, 03:48:39 PM
What time is it on like... I have to eat out at 7:30 but I'll rush back for it....  Thumbs:


Sympathy invite ........ whistle:

So, you don't know when it is on then....?  ::)
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Post by: Nick on May 26, 2012, 03:49:26 PM
8.00  :thumbsup: Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001:
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Post by: Barman on May 26, 2012, 03:49:44 PM
8pm UK time - perfick!  Thumbs:
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Post by: apc2010 on May 26, 2012, 03:49:54 PM
What time is it on like... I have to eat out at 7:30 but I'll rush back for it....  Thumbs:


Sympathy invite ........ whistle:

So, you don't know when it is on then....?  ::)



No.............. redface:   Miss T wants to see it also............( awaits puns )
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Post by: Pastis on May 26, 2012, 04:39:46 PM
The 4th annual VP Eurovision event  :thumbsup:

Any bets yet?  I reckon Germany to get a hammering from certain quarters  whistle: .  Spain allegedly doesn't want to win because it's broke...  ::)

See also:  Greece, Portugal (but they didn't even make the final cut),

I'm going for,  #1 Sweden  #2 Russia  #3 Ireland     razz:   UK somewhere middle to last   noooo:
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Post by: TG on May 26, 2012, 04:41:06 PM
2 hrs away? mmmm... Might need another 3ltr bottle of White Lightening as I seem to be able process reasonably complex thoughts such as the presence of mighty steam engines in small bakery establishments.*

* I know. I dont get in here often so I'm unsure of the status of running jokes etc.
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Post by: apc2010 on May 26, 2012, 04:41:46 PM
The 4th annual VP Eurovision event  :thumbsup:

Any bets yet?  I reckon Germany to get a hammering from certain quarters  whistle: .  Spain allegedly doesn't want to win because it's broke...  ::)

See also:  Greece, Portugal (but they didn't even make the final cut),

I'm going for,  #1 Sweden  #2 Russia  #3 Ireland     razz:   UK somewhere middle to last   noooo:

Greece entry is Cypriot..........so expect some strange voting .........
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Post by: Nick on May 26, 2012, 04:42:50 PM
 cussing:
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Post by: Darwins Selection on May 26, 2012, 04:46:21 PM
2 hrs away? mmmm... Might need another 3ltr bottle of White Lightening as I seem to be able process reasonably complex thoughts such as the presence of mighty steam engines in small bakery establishments.*

* I know. I dont get in here often so I'm unsure of the status of running jokes etc.

Fear not, the choux-choux buns will run forever.  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Nick on May 26, 2012, 04:47:11 PM
 cussing:
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Post by: Pastis on May 26, 2012, 04:49:27 PM

Greece entry is Cypriot..........so expect some strange voting .........

Stranger than the usual back-slapping, political, partisan, dubious cultural alliance bribery? Surely not   ;D
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Post by: apc2010 on May 26, 2012, 05:11:47 PM
Are we still taking bets,,,,,,,,,,

http://tvnewsroom.co.uk/tv-talk/news/swedens-loreen-is-favourite-to-win-eurovision-song-contest-2012-41663/ (http://tvnewsroom.co.uk/tv-talk/news/swedens-loreen-is-favourite-to-win-eurovision-song-contest-2012-41663/)
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Post by: Nick on May 26, 2012, 05:12:45 PM
The old tarty blonde in tight clothing trick?
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Post by: Nick on May 26, 2012, 05:15:30 PM
Oh, not blonde  redface:

Do those Russian grannies travel inside one another to save on airfares?
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Post by: apc2010 on May 26, 2012, 05:24:54 PM
Oh, not blonde  redface:

Do those Russian grannies travel inside one another to save on airfares?

 eeek:............. noooo:
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Post by: apc2010 on May 26, 2012, 05:30:46 PM
Hump n stink 21-1

Cyprus 26-1

any bets yet ...........winners get BMs homebrew............
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Post by: Nick on May 26, 2012, 05:32:49 PM
No incentive  noooo:
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 26, 2012, 06:01:09 PM
Spain are tipped hot favourite but don't want to win it as they can't afford to host it next year. Sounds just about a good a reason to vote for them  whistle:
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Post by: Nick on May 26, 2012, 06:04:10 PM
I am in a frenzy of excitement here. Must dash out to get more collapso
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Post by: apc2010 on May 26, 2012, 06:12:33 PM
I am in a frenzy of excitement here. Must dash out to get more collapso


Just got 5 litres ,,,,,,,,,,, :thumbsup:.............posh stuff, evil: they had ran out of the 6.47 euro stuff.........
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Post by: TG on May 26, 2012, 06:46:48 PM
Football. Eurovision. Football. Eurovision. Oh dear. The choices life's wandering paths lead one down.  noooo:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: TG on May 26, 2012, 06:48:23 PM
Beer!
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Post by: apc2010 on May 26, 2012, 06:49:36 PM
Football. Eurovision. Football. Eurovision. Oh dear. The choices life's wandering paths lead one down.  noooo:


Exactly ..............Miss T has plugged in a mega speaker to watch/listen to eurovision .............so I guess my choice has been made for me .........

( and the neighbours )......... noooo:
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Post by: Nick on May 26, 2012, 06:52:39 PM
8 minutes to go Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001:
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Post by: TG on May 26, 2012, 06:56:37 PM
My first HD/surround sound eurovision. My cup runneth over for the cat to lick up.
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 26, 2012, 06:57:26 PM
Oooompah
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Post by: TG on May 26, 2012, 06:58:02 PM
Oooh!  Party001:
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Post by: Pastis on May 26, 2012, 06:58:21 PM
And England score!    :thumbsup:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: TG on May 26, 2012, 07:01:05 PM
Oooh, That tune. Sends shivers up me Tivo box.
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Post by: Pastis on May 26, 2012, 07:01:55 PM
You know, if you wanted to be there in the flesh it'd cost between 150 and 200 quid a ticket!  eeek:

 Snoopysick:
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Post by: Nick on May 26, 2012, 07:02:27 PM
Fireworks  cloud9:

Who is the guy on the cushions?

White raincoats???
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Post by: TG on May 26, 2012, 07:02:37 PM
Thats the winner! But wait....
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Post by: Nick on May 26, 2012, 07:03:16 PM
Bit OTT  noooo:
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 26, 2012, 07:03:31 PM
Are they the future of hi vis jackets ?
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Post by: TG on May 26, 2012, 07:03:58 PM
Oooh! A flying summat. The pace! The pace! I'm dizzy.
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 26, 2012, 07:04:54 PM
All the epileptics are now passed out !
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Post by: Nick on May 26, 2012, 07:05:16 PM
DRUMS  eeek:

FIRE  eeek:

TIPSY'S ELDEST MUST BE GLUED
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Post by: Nick on May 26, 2012, 07:06:05 PM
FREDDIE MERCURY LIVES
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Post by: Nick on May 26, 2012, 07:07:36 PM
COME ON HUMP!!!
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Post by: TG on May 26, 2012, 07:07:46 PM
Last year is a blank.

Was I pissed perchance?

Or was it shite?

Somebody keep an eye on the England score cos I'm too exited to work the remote.
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Post by: Nick on May 26, 2012, 07:08:35 PM
I LIKE HER ON THE LEFT. BIG, UM, EYES
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Post by: Pastis on May 26, 2012, 07:08:46 PM
Baku is on the Caspian ...

I'm on the Sauvignon Blanc   :thumbsup:
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Post by: TG on May 26, 2012, 07:09:59 PM
Baku is on the Caspian ...

I'm on the Sauvignon Blanc   :thumbsup:

Is that serbo-croation for White Lightening?
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Post by: apc2010 on May 26, 2012, 07:10:25 PM
Last year is a blank.

Was I pissed perchance?

Or was it shite?

Somebody keep an eye on the England score cos I'm too exited to work the remote.

GOALNorway 0-1 England - Ashley Young (9 mins)
England lead, and it is a great goal from Ashley Young. The Manchester United winger picks up possession in the Norway half and drives on. He benefits from an intelligent run from Steven Gerrard to take away a home defender but beats Brede Hangeland all by himself before slotting in to the far corner of the net. Roy Hodgson's men are up and running.
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Post by: Nick on May 26, 2012, 07:10:45 PM
COME ON HUMP
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Post by: TG on May 26, 2012, 07:10:55 PM
Hooray. Yawn. Australia? WTF?
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Post by: Pastis on May 26, 2012, 07:11:05 PM
Ooooh, The Hump's up first ...   rubschin:
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Post by: TG on May 26, 2012, 07:11:40 PM
Did you hear that? Eh? Eh? DO NOT FECKIN CALL YET?
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Post by: TG on May 26, 2012, 07:12:45 PM
Enge!
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Post by: apc2010 on May 26, 2012, 07:13:05 PM
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSShhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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Post by: Nick on May 26, 2012, 07:13:40 PM
iS THAT A SIDE WIG?
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Post by: TG on May 26, 2012, 07:13:51 PM
So anywho, Twisted Sister. We aint gonna take it. Fuckin great record.
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Post by: Nick on May 26, 2012, 07:14:23 PM
GOOD DENTISTRY
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Post by: TG on May 26, 2012, 07:15:03 PM
I'm sweating like a little donkey.
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Post by: Nick on May 26, 2012, 07:15:34 PM
 noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo:
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Post by: apc2010 on May 26, 2012, 07:16:33 PM
COME ON HUMP

          the croats might vote for him,,,,,,,,,,
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Post by: Nick on May 26, 2012, 07:17:13 PM
GAYERS  noooo:
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Post by: TG on May 26, 2012, 07:17:44 PM
Sweet baby Jesus. I am going to set fire to my telly.
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Post by: Mrs TG on May 26, 2012, 07:18:04 PM
COME ON HUMP

          the croats might vote for him,,,,,,,,,,

ooooooerrr like the look of him yum yum...!! lol:
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Post by: Pastis on May 26, 2012, 07:18:14 PM
Yep. Gay or European?   Deffo  Gayer:
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Post by: Nick on May 26, 2012, 07:18:32 PM
HEY, I CAN UNDERSTAND HUNGARIAN  rubschin:
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Post by: Nick on May 26, 2012, 07:19:12 PM
IS THIS A BONO TRIBUTE ACT?  noooo:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: TG on May 26, 2012, 07:19:32 PM
I want to pluck out me eyeballs and feed them to a passing dog.
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 26, 2012, 07:19:47 PM
Thought hump was going to have a heart attack at the end.....literally dying on stage  eeek:
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Post by: Pastis on May 26, 2012, 07:20:33 PM
Beware Albania!   scared2: scared2:
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Post by: apc2010 on May 26, 2012, 07:21:16 PM
IS THIS A BONO TRIBUTE ACT?  noooo:

Ski-ing n trees........ rubschin:
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 26, 2012, 07:21:46 PM
She's forgotten the words
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Post by: TG on May 26, 2012, 07:22:08 PM
I was going to make a comment about Albanian genocide but I did that side splitter on this thread a couple of yeas ago.

She needs shooting.
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Post by: Nick on May 26, 2012, 07:22:35 PM
WHY HAS SHE GOT HER DINNER ON HER HEAD?

STOP SHOUTING DEAR!!!
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 26, 2012, 07:23:06 PM
I think she's broken her back  eeek:
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Post by: Nick on May 26, 2012, 07:23:25 PM
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Post by: TG on May 26, 2012, 07:23:37 PM
Why has she got a baby seat on her back?
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Post by: Pastis on May 26, 2012, 07:23:49 PM
It's a cottage loaf with snake attachment   noooo: noooo:
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Post by: Nick on May 26, 2012, 07:25:18 PM
HEY, I CAN SPEAK LITHUANIAN TOO  eeek:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: TG on May 26, 2012, 07:25:39 PM
Lithuania. Never go there. Everybody is a twat
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Post by: Pastis on May 26, 2012, 07:25:48 PM
He'll rip it off in a second ... just you wait   noooo:
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Post by: Nick on May 26, 2012, 07:26:22 PM
 eeek:
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Post by: apc2010 on May 26, 2012, 07:26:34 PM
What's with the mask....... eeek:
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Post by: TG on May 26, 2012, 07:26:45 PM
Pass me my gun. Now.
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Post by: Mrs TG on May 26, 2012, 07:27:01 PM
HEY, I CAN SPEAK LITHUANIAN TOO  eeek:

hey hey... aerobics on stage..that gotta be a winner.... point:
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Post by: Pastis on May 26, 2012, 07:27:17 PM
And with one deft cartwheel ... another  Gayer:
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Post by: apc2010 on May 26, 2012, 07:27:53 PM
Are they all gayers........ rubschin:
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Post by: Nick on May 26, 2012, 07:30:37 PM
ARE HER EYELASHES AN ENDANGERED SPECIES?
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Post by: Nick on May 26, 2012, 07:31:50 PM
 eeek:
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Post by: apc2010 on May 26, 2012, 07:32:16 PM
Grannies next........
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Post by: apc2010 on May 26, 2012, 07:32:28 PM
grannies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001:
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Post by: Nick on May 26, 2012, 07:33:33 PM
LOOKS LIKE MY DAY OUT WITH MY FAMILY  noooo:

APART FROM THE LIGHTS OF COURSE
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Post by: apc2010 on May 26, 2012, 07:33:51 PM
grannies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001:


That was Miss T .............. cussing:
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Post by: TG on May 26, 2012, 07:33:58 PM
The winner I think.
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Post by: Pastis on May 26, 2012, 07:34:07 PM
Come on and Patty?     noooo:
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Post by: Nick on May 26, 2012, 07:34:33 PM
AGREED. WINNER
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Post by: apc2010 on May 26, 2012, 07:34:49 PM
The winner I think.


Think so........
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Post by: Nick on May 26, 2012, 07:35:15 PM
CAKE
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Post by: miss Tchevious on May 26, 2012, 07:35:43 PM
Love this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: apc2010 on May 26, 2012, 07:36:36 PM
The winner I think.

Wait for the FHM/zoo/nuts sexy photo shoot.............. sick2:
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Post by: Nick on May 26, 2012, 07:37:44 PM
LIKE A TOOTHPASTE AD  noooo:
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Post by: miss Tchevious on May 26, 2012, 07:38:11 PM
fuck me! she could eat an apple through a tennis racket with those teeths!
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: apc2010 on May 26, 2012, 07:39:07 PM
England 1 up at half time ............ :thumbsup:
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Post by: TG on May 26, 2012, 07:39:38 PM
Oh god.
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Post by: Nick on May 26, 2012, 07:39:50 PM
fuck me! she could eat an apple through a tennis racket with those teeths!
drumroll:
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Post by: Nick on May 26, 2012, 07:40:22 PM
CYPRUS  rubschin:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: TG on May 26, 2012, 07:40:50 PM
Cyprus! Er... Yes.
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Nick on May 26, 2012, 07:41:06 PM
 Shocked:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: miss Tchevious on May 26, 2012, 07:41:18 PM
oh dear noooo:
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Post by: Pastis on May 26, 2012, 07:41:28 PM
Cyprus  ..  Kelly Brook look-a-like   eyes:
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Post by: apc2010 on May 26, 2012, 07:41:39 PM
CYPRUS  rubschin:

Winner ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, Thumbs:
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 26, 2012, 07:42:14 PM
The Smug Club will be dancing to this tomorrow  Thumbs:
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Post by: miss Tchevious on May 26, 2012, 07:42:23 PM
la la la la la al al a.............oh oh oh......... :thumbsup:
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Post by: Nick on May 26, 2012, 07:42:44 PM
WELL HER HAIR IS OK
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Post by: Pastis on May 26, 2012, 07:42:58 PM
It'll go down well in Aiya Napa   whistle:
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Post by: apc2010 on May 26, 2012, 07:43:36 PM
Cyprus  ..  Kelly Brook look-a-like   eyes:



http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/bizarre/4100223/Kelly-Brook-sizzles-in-a-bikini-while-soaking-up-the-sun-on-holiday-in-Brazil.html (http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/bizarre/4100223/Kelly-Brook-sizzles-in-a-bikini-while-soaking-up-the-sun-on-holiday-in-Brazil.html)

 rubschin:
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 26, 2012, 07:43:53 PM
Why didn't she limbo under the wall ?
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Nick on May 26, 2012, 07:44:09 PM
FROG ALERT
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Post by: miss Tchevious on May 26, 2012, 07:45:04 PM
It'll go down well in Aiya Napa   whistle:

she looks like a whore! i am sure she will go down anywhere.
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 26, 2012, 07:45:33 PM
Didn't know Rupert Murdoch's Mrs was French ?
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Nick on May 26, 2012, 07:45:52 PM
NICE TO SEE THEM KEEPING FIT
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Post by: Pastis on May 26, 2012, 07:46:25 PM
Graham Norton's overcome with the French entry ...   whistle:
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Post by: TG on May 26, 2012, 07:46:32 PM
I cant understand a word. Why isnt she singing in English? She is french after all.  noooo:
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 26, 2012, 07:47:03 PM
Trousers are too loose  noooo:
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Post by: apc2010 on May 26, 2012, 07:47:17 PM
Didn't know Rupert Murdoch's Mrs was French ?

Preffered her in charlies angels film ........
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Post by: Nick on May 26, 2012, 07:47:48 PM
PERHAPS THEY MIGHT BEAT THE GERMANS NEXT TIME  :thumbsup:
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 26, 2012, 07:48:20 PM
It's bloody windy in that arena ....someone should shut the door
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Post by: Nick on May 26, 2012, 07:48:43 PM
 drumroll:
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Post by: apc2010 on May 26, 2012, 07:49:30 PM
Cash in ...........on the dead..........
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Post by: TG on May 26, 2012, 07:49:48 PM
No respect for the dead innit.
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 26, 2012, 07:50:06 PM
Complete look a likely  noooo:
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Post by: Pastis on May 26, 2012, 07:50:31 PM
Italy  - Amy Winehouse meets Big Spender    noooo:
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 26, 2012, 07:51:57 PM
200 F for 20 minutes  noooo:
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Post by: apc2010 on May 26, 2012, 07:52:13 PM
Italy  - Amy Winehouse meets Big Spender    noooo:

Wonder if she likes crack too......... rubschin:
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Post by: apc2010 on May 26, 2012, 07:53:14 PM
200 Fs for 20 minutes  noooo:

Sounds like a summary of my stand-up........ redface:
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Post by: Pastis on May 26, 2012, 07:53:51 PM
Estonia ...  Gayer:  ?
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Post by: Nick on May 26, 2012, 07:54:00 PM
I AM LOSING THE WILL TO LIVE
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 26, 2012, 07:54:09 PM
Serious eyebrow singing !
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Post by: Nick on May 26, 2012, 07:55:10 PM
 drumroll:
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 26, 2012, 07:55:19 PM
Grubby white t shirt and a waistcoat that doesn't do up  noooo:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 26, 2012, 07:56:21 PM
Was he singing about his love for a koala ?  eeek:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 26, 2012, 07:58:38 PM
One that Brevik missed  noooo:
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Post by: Pastis on May 26, 2012, 07:59:12 PM
 drumroll:
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Post by: apc2010 on May 26, 2012, 08:00:39 PM
One that Brevik missed  noooo:

Oh I got a joke ,,,,,,,,, redface:
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Post by: Nick on May 26, 2012, 08:01:11 PM
ALZHEIMERS LOOMS
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Post by: apc2010 on May 26, 2012, 08:02:22 PM
ALZHEIMERS LOOMS

Is that the dutch entry.......... rubschin:
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 26, 2012, 08:03:19 PM
Angel of Mercy ? Please  sad32:
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Post by: Nick on May 26, 2012, 08:03:38 PM
MISS HAVISHAM
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Post by: miss Tchevious on May 26, 2012, 08:06:12 PM
Man Dingo? heheheh
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Post by: Pastis on May 26, 2012, 08:06:19 PM
Oh, this should be good ...   noooo:

Romania
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Post by: Nick on May 26, 2012, 08:06:59 PM
 Shocked:
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Post by: Pastis on May 26, 2012, 08:07:56 PM
Man Dingo? heheheh

Is he the one with the drum?
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Nick on May 26, 2012, 08:08:12 PM
WHAT ARE THOSE INSTRUMENTS?
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 26, 2012, 08:08:45 PM
Oooompah
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 26, 2012, 08:09:22 PM
WHAT ARE THOSE INSTRUMENTS?

Breasts
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Post by: Nick on May 26, 2012, 08:09:40 PM
Oooompah
BLESS YOU
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: apc2010 on May 26, 2012, 08:10:25 PM
Missed it .........net went off........ sad24:
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Post by: Pastis on May 26, 2012, 08:12:38 PM
Who's that on drugs?  drums?
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 26, 2012, 08:12:53 PM
Why does one of them need to ride the arm of a chair ?
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Post by: miss Tchevious on May 26, 2012, 08:13:02 PM
Oooompah
BLESS YOU

 happy001 happy001 happy001
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 26, 2012, 08:14:21 PM
Big Issuers now
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Nick on May 26, 2012, 08:14:52 PM
LEGS!!!!
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 26, 2012, 08:15:45 PM
Lots of windmill action
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Post by: Nick on May 26, 2012, 08:16:24 PM
CHERYL COLE HAS A LOT TO ANSWER FOR  noooo:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: miss Tchevious on May 26, 2012, 08:16:56 PM
Whore!!!
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Pastis on May 26, 2012, 08:17:07 PM
Bazouki obligatory from Greece   noooo:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Nick on May 26, 2012, 08:17:27 PM
WHERE IS TG?
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Post by: apc2010 on May 26, 2012, 08:18:02 PM
CHERYL COLE HAS A LOT TO ANSWER FOR  noooo:


Don't start me off on that cum bucket of talentless northern scum........... cussing:
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 26, 2012, 08:18:25 PM
They only had money for half the outfits
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Post by: Nick on May 26, 2012, 08:18:47 PM
Bazouki obligatory from Greece   noooo:

EUPHEMISM?
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Post by: Nick on May 26, 2012, 08:19:40 PM
OH DEAR  noooo:
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Post by: Pastis on May 26, 2012, 08:20:06 PM
WHERE IS TG?

It's all been too much for him   happy100
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Post by: TG on May 26, 2012, 08:20:43 PM
Fvkcing windy in there. Couldn't they afford a door?
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Post by: Nick on May 26, 2012, 08:21:12 PM
HE LIVES
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 26, 2012, 08:21:51 PM
Someone's attacking her  eeek:
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Post by: apc2010 on May 26, 2012, 08:22:01 PM
Fvkcing windy in there. Couldn't they afford a door?

Affs,,,,,,,,,,,copyright Miss D......
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Post by: Pastis on May 26, 2012, 08:22:35 PM
Half way through ...  razz:
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Post by: miss Tchevious on May 26, 2012, 08:23:07 PM
booooooooooooooooooo..Turkey
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Post by: TG on May 26, 2012, 08:23:26 PM
We must nuke them ASAP & steal the oil. We must nuke everyone while we can afford the missiles.
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Post by: Pastis on May 26, 2012, 08:24:36 PM
Turkey are playing the Joker   eeek:
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 26, 2012, 08:24:46 PM
It's The Lost Boys  eeek:
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Post by: TG on May 26, 2012, 08:24:54 PM
If I could afford a box of matches I would set fire to my telly.
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Post by: apc2010 on May 26, 2012, 08:25:08 PM
Captain sensible............ eeek:
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Post by: Nick on May 26, 2012, 08:25:28 PM
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs15.postimage.org%2F9maiq1ohj%2Fdownload.jpg&hash=64184cb4f53cc39a058458bfead21014) (http://postimage.org/)
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Post by: Pastis on May 26, 2012, 08:26:50 PM
Cultural input ... the seascape backdrops are based on Japanese 19thC printmaker Hiroshige   8)
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 26, 2012, 08:27:06 PM
They can't remember many of the words ...nanannannnaaaannann noooo:
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Post by: TG on May 26, 2012, 08:28:05 PM
Lets vote for spain just out of spite. Bankrupt the cow killing feckers!  point:
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Post by: apc2010 on May 26, 2012, 08:28:16 PM
he finished on the other blokes boat....... rubschin:
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Post by: Pastis on May 26, 2012, 08:29:38 PM
he finished on the other blokes boat....... rubschin:

Finished off you say? ...
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Post by: Nick on May 26, 2012, 08:30:26 PM
SHOUTY
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 26, 2012, 08:30:50 PM
Lets vote for spain just out of spite. Bankrupt the cow killing feckers!  point:

You really are treading on my tail coats dear boy  lol:
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Post by: Pastis on May 26, 2012, 08:31:23 PM
Spain or Greece win  :thumbsup:   Eurovision Crash  :thumbsup:
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Post by: Nick on May 26, 2012, 08:32:08 PM
I ASSUME BM IS PISSED  noooo:

NICE HAT  :thumbsup:
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Post by: apc2010 on May 26, 2012, 08:32:32 PM
Poor lad has cancer.......
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Post by: Pastis on May 26, 2012, 08:33:16 PM
Germany voted bottom of class by Southern Europe    point:
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Post by: Nick on May 26, 2012, 08:33:38 PM
HE COULD BUY A WIG
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 26, 2012, 08:33:54 PM
Shame....seriously tattooed chest  noooo:
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Post by: Mrs TG on May 26, 2012, 08:34:37 PM
Spain or Greece win  :thumbsup:   Eurovision Crash  :thumbsup:

wine must be settling well i starting to enjoy..!! eyes:
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Post by: Pastis on May 26, 2012, 08:34:54 PM
Ironic words though...

"I'm standing still as you leave me now ... "    ;D
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 26, 2012, 08:35:11 PM
Poor lad has cancer.......
  lol:
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Post by: Pastis on May 26, 2012, 08:36:23 PM
Malta ... works as an air steward ...   ;)                 Gayer:
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Post by: Nick on May 26, 2012, 08:36:41 PM
TROUSER WORRIES
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Post by: TG on May 26, 2012, 08:37:01 PM
Poor lad has cancer.......
  lol:

 ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: Nick on May 26, 2012, 08:37:38 PM
TIPSY'S ELDEST MUST BE SALIVATING
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 26, 2012, 08:37:59 PM
He has his right hand strapped  whistle:
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Post by: apc2010 on May 26, 2012, 08:39:32 PM
Poor lad has cancer.......
  lol:

 ;D ;D ;D


Anything for the sympathy vote,,,,,,,,,,,,well feck him and his 2 quid a week ..........





wine is also doing down well here too..........
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Post by: Nick on May 26, 2012, 08:40:27 PM
OH DEAR  noooo:
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 26, 2012, 08:40:58 PM
Is this year being sponsored by Scottish Widows ?  noooo:
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Post by: Nick on May 26, 2012, 08:41:14 PM
 scared2:
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Post by: apc2010 on May 26, 2012, 08:41:49 PM
FULL-TIMENorway 0-1 England
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Post by: Pastis on May 26, 2012, 08:42:03 PM
FYRM ...  scared2:
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Post by: TG on May 26, 2012, 08:42:15 PM
How long are they going to refer to themselves as 'former yugoslav republic' eh?

Talk about living on past glories.  angry041:

Tossers. Where's my copy of the Mail? I must write in.
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Post by: Nick on May 26, 2012, 08:43:08 PM
 scared2:
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Post by: miss Tchevious on May 26, 2012, 08:43:46 PM
JEDWARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001:
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Post by: apc2010 on May 26, 2012, 08:43:58 PM
How long are they going to refer to themselves as 'former yugoslav republic' eh?

Talk about living on past glories.  angry041:

Tossers. Where's my copy of the Mail? I must write in.

Greece and many countries will not except the new country name ......
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Post by: Pastis on May 26, 2012, 08:44:07 PM
It's the JEDboys ...   noooo:
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Post by: miss Tchevious on May 26, 2012, 08:44:31 PM
 :lalalala :lalalala :lalalala :lalalala :lalalala :lalalala
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Post by: Nick on May 26, 2012, 08:44:46 PM
dDRESSED AS ROBOTS?
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Post by: apc2010 on May 26, 2012, 08:45:23 PM
All that is wrong with the world ......... noooo:..........and That Cole slag....... cussing:
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 26, 2012, 08:45:50 PM
I am ashamed  noooo:
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Post by: Nick on May 26, 2012, 08:46:58 PM
All that is wrong with the world ......... noooo:..........and That Cole slag....... cussing:
I MET HER ONCE, NICE NOSE  cloud9:
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 26, 2012, 08:47:41 PM
Isn't the water supposed to piss out of the little boys  noooo:

Hopefully they will now rust
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Post by: apc2010 on May 26, 2012, 08:48:01 PM
Latest odds

weden
4.50
Russia
9.00
Serbia
13.00
Italy
15.00
Cyprus
17.00
Romania
21.00
Spain
26.00
Ireland
26.00
Germany
26.00
Greece
34.00
Denmark
34.00
Ukraine
41.00
United Kin
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Post by: Nick on May 26, 2012, 08:48:17 PM
I am ashamed  noooo:

VODDY OVERDOSE?
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Post by: TG on May 26, 2012, 08:49:37 PM
One imagines the suicide rate in Serbia is massive.
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Post by: Pastis on May 26, 2012, 08:49:51 PM
And ......... relax .....  for a short moment
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Post by: Nick on May 26, 2012, 08:50:20 PM
WHAT IS THIS LADY VIOLINIST STUFF?
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Post by: apc2010 on May 26, 2012, 08:51:18 PM
WHAT IS THIS LADY VIOLINIST STUFF?

the latest fiddle...........
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Post by: Pastis on May 26, 2012, 08:52:06 PM
 drumroll:

Here we go... Ukraine   eyes:
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Post by: Pastis on May 26, 2012, 08:52:55 PM
OMG .... Heather Small lives on!  eeek:
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 26, 2012, 08:53:34 PM
She's been shredded  eeek:
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Post by: apc2010 on May 26, 2012, 08:54:16 PM
OMG .... Heather Small lives on!  eeek:

uncanny yes
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Post by: Nick on May 26, 2012, 08:54:58 PM
 noooo:
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Post by: apc2010 on May 26, 2012, 08:55:49 PM
Half my wine gone ............I blame Miss T ......... noooo:
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Post by: Nick on May 26, 2012, 08:56:38 PM
NICE SKIRTS  noooo:
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Post by: Pastis on May 26, 2012, 08:57:26 PM
Moldova ... Gay or European?

No contest    ....    Gayer:
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 26, 2012, 08:58:02 PM
Totally banonkers
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Post by: Nick on May 26, 2012, 08:58:13 PM
NOTE TO SELF: BUY TRUMPET
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Post by: Pastis on May 26, 2012, 08:58:43 PM
Nice xither solo though ....  :thumbsup:
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Post by: apc2010 on May 26, 2012, 09:00:07 PM
Phone time ............. :thumbsup:
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 26, 2012, 09:01:01 PM
They think its Moldova ....it is now  :thumbsup:
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Post by: TG on May 26, 2012, 09:01:14 PM
Well i'll be dammed if I know who to vote for.  noooo:
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Post by: miss Tchevious on May 26, 2012, 09:01:37 PM
We are now all experts on how to waste a saturday night. Oh the shame. noooo:
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Post by: apc2010 on May 26, 2012, 09:02:04 PM
They think its Moldova ....it is now  :thumbsup:

 drumroll:  excellent


but have you been waiting all night for that......
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Post by: Pastis on May 26, 2012, 09:05:06 PM
They think its Moldova ....it is now  :thumbsup:

 lol: lol: lol:
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Post by: Nick on May 26, 2012, 09:05:44 PM
I CAN'T VOTE FOR HUMP  sad24:
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 26, 2012, 09:06:35 PM
Miss D predicts the grannies to win ......but feckin resents that one of them is 44  evil:
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Post by: Nick on May 26, 2012, 09:08:30 PM
 point: point: point: point: point: point:
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Post by: Pastis on May 26, 2012, 09:09:45 PM
I'll stick with:

Sweden
Russia
Ireland                Shocked:
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Post by: apc2010 on May 26, 2012, 09:10:29 PM
Miss D predicts the grannies to win ......but feckin resents that one of them is 44  evil:

The swedesh tart will get it........ whistle:
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Post by: Nick on May 26, 2012, 09:11:39 PM
russian grannies  angel1
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 26, 2012, 09:13:59 PM
 Banghead
Miss D predicts the grannies to win ......but feckin resents that one of them is 44  evil:

The swedesh tart will get it........ whistle:

A consolation prize eh  whistle:
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 26, 2012, 09:16:10 PM
Although they could all tactfully vote for
Germany  rubschin:
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Post by: Nick on May 26, 2012, 09:16:32 PM
 scared2:
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Post by: apc2010 on May 26, 2012, 09:17:39 PM
Where are al qaeda when you need them ......... rubschin:
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Post by: Nick on May 26, 2012, 09:18:41 PM
 :thumbsup:

Graham Norton doing well  :thumbsup:
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 26, 2012, 09:19:46 PM
They've knicked our Olympic torches !  evil:
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Post by: miss Tchevious on May 26, 2012, 09:20:03 PM
I think the grannies will get it.
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Post by: apc2010 on May 26, 2012, 09:20:21 PM
Latest odds from w hill



Sweden

Russia

Cyprus
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Post by: apc2010 on May 26, 2012, 09:21:20 PM
If Cyprus win we might get another bank holiday........... rubschin:
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Post by: Nick on May 26, 2012, 09:22:29 PM
Grannies or Tarts
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Post by: Pastis on May 26, 2012, 09:22:44 PM
They seem to have bucket loads of dosh out there  rubschin:

Note to self:  Azerbaijan on the marketing hit list   eveilgrin:
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 26, 2012, 09:23:43 PM
It's like Goths 'r' Us  noooo:
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Post by: apc2010 on May 26, 2012, 09:28:14 PM
Cheese on toast now............ ;D      waiting .........
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Post by: Nick on May 26, 2012, 09:28:56 PM
VOTING  Popcorn:
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Post by: apc2010 on May 26, 2012, 09:30:26 PM
fixed........... noooo:
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Post by: Pastis on May 26, 2012, 09:33:31 PM
laptop recharge ...  ::)

cheese on toast, good idea  :thumbsup:
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Post by: Nick on May 26, 2012, 09:34:31 PM
HUMP  sad24:
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Post by: Pastis on May 26, 2012, 09:35:21 PM
It's a Balkan boot sale again   noooo:
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Post by: miss Tchevious on May 26, 2012, 09:39:31 PM
its bollox
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Post by: Nick on May 26, 2012, 09:39:45 PM
WTF IS GOING ON?
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: apc2010 on May 26, 2012, 09:41:15 PM
WTF IS GOING ON?


Wat he said..........^^^^
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Post by: Pastis on May 26, 2012, 09:41:47 PM
WTF IS GOING ON?

If you wanted to know what the EU thinks of the UK ... there it is  ::)
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 26, 2012, 09:43:24 PM
No different to any other year though  noooo:
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Post by: Nick on May 26, 2012, 09:47:33 PM
STILL, FRANCE IS DOING BADLY  :thumbsup:

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Post by: apc2010 on May 26, 2012, 09:49:23 PM
No bank holiday then......... noooo:
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Post by: Pastis on May 26, 2012, 09:49:35 PM
Stockholm can afford to host it next year, they're loaded  ::)
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Post by: Nick on May 26, 2012, 09:51:01 PM
hUMP  sad24:

RUSSIA MAY COME THROUGH  :thumbsup:
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Post by: miss Tchevious on May 26, 2012, 09:52:19 PM
I hate myself right now. Is this what my life has come too?  cry:..............still, I can't switch channels.  noooo:
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Post by: apc2010 on May 26, 2012, 09:53:49 PM
hUMP  sad24:

RUSSIA MAY COME THROUGH  :thumbsup:


Bet now .........34-1 on w hill........

http://sports.williamhill.com/bet/en-gb/betting/e/3005613/.html (http://sports.williamhill.com/bet/en-gb/betting/e/3005613/.html)
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Post by: Pastis on May 26, 2012, 09:55:12 PM
Englebert has left the building ...   whistle:
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Post by: apc2010 on May 26, 2012, 09:56:35 PM
Englebert has left the building ...   whistle:

And TG ........... rubschin:
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Post by: miss Tchevious on May 26, 2012, 10:01:39 PM
poor poor Hump. sad32:
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Post by: Pastis on May 26, 2012, 10:03:04 PM
I vote pull the plug on the  Eurovision funding right now....   :thumbsup:
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Post by: Nick on May 26, 2012, 10:06:37 PM
 noooo: noooo:
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 26, 2012, 10:09:16 PM
I'm never going to Finland  scared2:
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Post by: apc2010 on May 26, 2012, 10:10:08 PM
Wot a load of cods...........
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Post by: Pastis on May 26, 2012, 10:13:40 PM
I'm never going to Finland  scared2:

They really are scary   noooo: noooo:
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Post by: Pastis on May 26, 2012, 10:18:04 PM
That's it; another load of shite out of the way   lol:
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Post by: miss Tchevious on May 26, 2012, 10:18:36 PM
Engelbert Humperdinck - Release Me (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rCZO9xeYA8g#)
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Post by: Nick on May 26, 2012, 10:19:18 PM
Bed  noooo:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: miss Tchevious on May 26, 2012, 10:24:46 PM
yup. Smug ClubTM meeting tomorrow. need to rest up.
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Barman on May 27, 2012, 05:58:17 AM
I got bladdered and missed the Euromong!  sad24:
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 27, 2012, 06:32:01 AM
Naughty step beckons .
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Barman on May 27, 2012, 06:35:31 AM
 redface:
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Post by: Snoopy on May 27, 2012, 07:34:57 AM
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F2.bp.blogspot.com%2F_VwkNmQIWc0s%2FTA6V32h6DMI%2FAAAAAAAAAnw%2FMn2nBqIyUgA%2Fs1600%2Fcharlie%2Bbrown2.JPG&hash=61de56986b20eab860904510deda807c)
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Post by: Pirate on May 27, 2012, 09:39:10 AM
What a bunch of sad bastards...
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Post by: Darwins Selection on May 27, 2012, 01:24:50 PM
Did we win?
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Pirate on May 27, 2012, 01:59:11 PM
I have no idea...
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 27, 2012, 02:56:26 PM
I have no idea...
:thumbsup:
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Post by: apc2010 on December 04, 2012, 04:43:30 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2242869/Greece-Cyprus-Portugal-Poland-pull-Eurovision-theyre-deep-debt.html



 eeek: eeek: eeek:
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Post by: Nick on December 04, 2012, 04:47:31 PM
 sad24:
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Post by: apc2010 on March 29, 2013, 07:17:40 PM
Who is Uk's singer this year ???  heard a rumour it was Bonnie Tyler... rubschin:
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Post by: Just One More on March 29, 2013, 07:26:31 PM
Do you read any of our posts  noooo:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: apc2010 on March 29, 2013, 07:31:17 PM
Do you read any of our posts  noooo:

Where ...which....... rubschin:
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Post by: Just One More on March 29, 2013, 07:38:29 PM
Bollocks  Banghead  I could have sworn it had been mentioned in dispatches. I was getting mixed up with Miss D's recent posting about "Total Eclipse of the Heart"... anyway, gives me chance to post this again

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs9.postimg.org%2Fjpoq7u1uj%2Fbonnie_tiler.jpg&hash=faa530513837e1ac50435d0f3537f6c8) (http://postimg.org/image/jpoq7u1uj/)
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Post by: apc2010 on March 29, 2013, 07:39:56 PM
Bollocks  Banghead  I could have sworn it had been mentioned in dispatches. I was getting mixed up with Miss D's recent posting about "Total Eclipse of the Heart"... anyway, gives me chance to post this again

([url]https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs9.postimg.org%2Fjpoq7u1uj%2Fbonnie_tiler.jpg&hash=faa530513837e1ac50435d0f3537f6c8[/url]) ([url]http://postimg.org/image/jpoq7u1uj/[/url])


So what was the answer before I shout AFFS......
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Post by: Just One More on March 29, 2013, 07:44:14 PM
Bonnie Tyler
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: apc2010 on March 29, 2013, 07:45:09 PM
Bonnie Tyler

Now post the pic.......... whistle:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Just One More on March 29, 2013, 08:22:59 PM

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 horn:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: apc2010 on March 29, 2013, 08:28:08 PM
 ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Barman on March 29, 2013, 08:56:14 PM
 lol: lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: TG on May 09, 2013, 08:20:36 PM
Is it time yet? Are we doing it?

Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Barman on May 09, 2013, 08:21:58 PM
Is it time yet? Are we doing it?

I have no idea! Of course we are!  Thumbs:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: apc2010 on May 09, 2013, 08:22:47 PM
When is it .... rubschin:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: TG on May 09, 2013, 08:24:11 PM
Dunno when it is. May summat the umpteenth. We doing it?
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Barman on May 09, 2013, 08:25:48 PM
When is it .... rubschin:


Quote
On the 14th, 16th and 18th of May, we will come together to celebrate the biggest song contest on earth. Will you join?


Clicky!  (http://www.eurovision.tv/page/timeline)

 eeek:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Barman on May 09, 2013, 08:26:45 PM
Dunno when it is. May summat the umpteenth. We doing it?

Ask yourself... would Snoopy want us to do it...?  Thumbs:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: TG on May 09, 2013, 08:36:41 PM
Dunno when it is. May summat the umpteenth. We doing it?

Ask yourself... would Snoopy want us to do it...?  Thumbs:

I suspect he would look down and shake his head in resigned disapproval.

Lets do it!
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Barman on May 09, 2013, 09:44:27 PM
Dunno when it is. May summat the umpteenth. We doing it?

Ask yourself... would Snoopy want us to do it...?  Thumbs:

I suspect he would look down and shake his head in resigned disapproval.

Lets do it!

 cloud9:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 10, 2013, 07:39:26 AM
Is it time yet? Are we doing it?

What else would be be doing ......it is tradition now like  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: GROWLER on May 10, 2013, 04:03:11 PM
Is it time yet? Are we doing it?

What else would be be doing ......it is tradition now like  :thumbsup:

On a saturday night?

Well most of us problee nowt  cry:.....however, one or two lucky ones might have their hands full....so to speak like. whistle:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Nick on May 10, 2013, 04:32:22 PM
I might  eyes:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 11, 2013, 12:36:27 PM
I might  eyes:


Go on, spoil yourself.


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Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: miss Tchevious on May 11, 2013, 12:52:44 PM
I might  eyes:


Go on, spoil yourself.


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 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Nick on May 11, 2013, 02:00:23 PM
And I thought Foggy luvved me  sad24:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 11, 2013, 03:46:51 PM
And I thought Foggy luvved me  sad24:


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Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Just One More on May 11, 2013, 04:13:24 PM
Get proper tools for the job like

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Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Barman on May 11, 2013, 04:22:19 PM
Get proper tools for the job like

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 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Nick on May 11, 2013, 04:28:04 PM
 evil: cussing:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: apc2010 on May 11, 2013, 04:28:34 PM
Get proper tools for the job like

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 lol: lol: lol:


For Bonnie Tyler....... rubschin:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: apc2010 on May 14, 2013, 06:51:02 PM
All ready .......... :thumbsup:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: TG on May 14, 2013, 06:59:20 PM
I am all fired up innit. ish.



Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: apc2010 on May 14, 2013, 07:00:32 PM
I am all fired up innit. ish.

 :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: miss Tchevious on May 14, 2013, 07:01:39 PM
I am all fired up innit. ish.

got my wine and my nibbles. So happy to see you here!!!!!!  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: apc2010 on May 14, 2013, 07:03:46 PM
So UK get into the final for paying up .......... rubschin:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: miss Tchevious on May 14, 2013, 07:30:52 PM
Denmark so far for me. Loved it!
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: apc2010 on May 14, 2013, 08:06:06 PM
Cyprus next........ rubschin:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Nick on May 14, 2013, 08:21:13 PM
I have no telly here, so Miss D has invited me round to hers to watch it, like  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Baldy on May 14, 2013, 08:22:17 PM
I have no telly here, so Miss D has invited me round to hers to watch it, like  :thumbsup:

Gooseberry.  noooo:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 14, 2013, 08:23:26 PM
 eeek: eeek: eeek:

You can babysit like  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Baldy on May 14, 2013, 08:33:08 PM
What programme is it on?
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: apc2010 on May 14, 2013, 08:35:01 PM
What programme is it on?

BBC 3 but nearly finished .......
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Nick on May 14, 2013, 08:39:11 PM
eeek: eeek: eeek:

You can babysit like  :thumbsup:


 scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Pastis on May 18, 2013, 05:05:56 PM
And.... off we go  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: TG on May 18, 2013, 05:14:34 PM
We good to go?
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 18, 2013, 05:15:35 PM
 doh:

*****reaches for Talisker bottle*****
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Mrs TG on May 18, 2013, 05:16:36 PM
YAY...im Back.... point: scared2:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Nick on May 18, 2013, 05:23:02 PM
Yay.I am all excitimicated  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: TG on May 18, 2013, 05:23:33 PM
doh:

*****reaches for Talisker bottle*****

You know u love it.

Anywho, before we start let us raise our glasses to the missing man.  sad24:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Nick on May 18, 2013, 05:34:25 PM
Wot time is kickoff?   rubschin:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Barman on May 18, 2013, 05:35:21 PM
doh:

*****reaches for Talisker bottle*****

You know u love it.

Anywho, before we start let us raise our glasses to the missing man.  sad24:

Cheers to that!  Thumbs:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Mrs TG on May 18, 2013, 05:36:53 PM
doh:

*****reaches for Talisker bottle*****

You know u love it.

Anywho, before we start let us raise our glasses to the missing man.  sad24:

Cheers to that!  Thumbs:

8pm..have the wine ready.....an some cheese an biscuits..
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Nick on May 18, 2013, 05:38:50 PM
Already on the collapso here, like  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Barman on May 18, 2013, 05:39:32 PM
Already on the collapso here, like  :thumbsup:

On the beer like....  Thumbs:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: lurcherd on May 18, 2013, 06:19:39 PM
Sorry i cant be with you Mr and Mrs TG. hope you are both ready for the annual slag off fest
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Nick on May 18, 2013, 06:20:42 PM
lurcherd moves amongst us. Welcome  cloud9:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: TG on May 18, 2013, 06:21:46 PM
Engines on.
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Nick on May 18, 2013, 06:22:26 PM
 Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: TG on May 18, 2013, 06:22:55 PM
I should have been a singer.
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 18, 2013, 06:23:10 PM
Ommph pa pa
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Barman on May 18, 2013, 06:24:42 PM
 cloud9:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: TG on May 18, 2013, 06:25:38 PM
My crocks r on fiiiiiiiiiirrrrrrrre!
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: lurcherd on May 18, 2013, 06:33:52 PM
Thank you very much Nick
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Mrs TG on May 18, 2013, 06:34:06 PM
haha...wonder what ole bonnie will wear... angry041:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Steve on May 18, 2013, 06:53:54 PM
Do we have to actually listen and watch the singing?    scared2:

Anyways an email has landed.  In the annual wider family K sweepstake Mrs K and I have been allocated Romania & Germany.   

Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Steve on May 18, 2013, 06:54:37 PM
haha...wonder what ole bonnie will wear... angry041:
Something from Evans Outsize?
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Nick on May 18, 2013, 06:54:56 PM
Do we have to actually listen and watch the singing?    scared2:

Anyways an email has landed.  In the annual wider family K sweepstake Mrs K and I have been allocated Romania & Germany.   


Oh yes.  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Pastis on May 18, 2013, 06:56:30 PM
Denmark will win  8)
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Nick on May 18, 2013, 06:57:05 PM
Why. Fantastic knockers?
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Pastis on May 18, 2013, 06:59:21 PM
Romania...

 happy001 happy001 happy001

Have you seen him / her?
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Barman on May 18, 2013, 06:59:43 PM
I'm ready like....  Thumbs:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Barman on May 18, 2013, 07:00:40 PM
Expect flashing images???  scared2:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: TG on May 18, 2013, 07:01:26 PM
 cloud9:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Barman on May 18, 2013, 07:01:43 PM
Three hours????  Shocked:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Mrs TG on May 18, 2013, 07:01:56 PM
haha...wonder what ole bonnie will wear... angry041:
Something from Evans Outsize?

steve.... nowt wrong with shopping at evans if you can afford too...
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Nick on May 18, 2013, 07:02:21 PM
Expect flashing images???  scared2:
That'll be the gayers  scared2:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 18, 2013, 07:02:38 PM
Three hours????  Shocked:

Have you got your viagra ?
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: TG on May 18, 2013, 07:02:49 PM
Oooh. A caterpllar.  Shocked:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Barman on May 18, 2013, 07:03:06 PM
WTF???  noooo:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Barman on May 18, 2013, 07:04:00 PM
I want it to smack into a car windscreen....  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: TG on May 18, 2013, 07:04:08 PM
My feet hurt.
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 18, 2013, 07:04:45 PM
A bridge too far  noooo:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Barman on May 18, 2013, 07:05:15 PM
My feet hurt.

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: TG on May 18, 2013, 07:06:00 PM
Teeth on that.
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Nick on May 18, 2013, 07:06:57 PM
Suspenders :thumbsup:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Pastis on May 18, 2013, 07:07:04 PM
A bridge too far  noooo:

 drumroll:   lol:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: boogs on May 18, 2013, 07:07:53 PM
I'm here now guess who won the telly is on.... :thumbsup:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 18, 2013, 07:08:30 PM
Good work

Suffering should be universal  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Nick on May 18, 2013, 07:09:12 PM
My crappy wi fi can't stream it  sad24: sad24: sad24:

I shall miss all the excitement  sad24: sad24: sad24: sad24:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Barman on May 18, 2013, 07:09:29 PM
I'm bored already....  noooo:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: boogs on May 18, 2013, 07:09:38 PM
Good work

Suffering should be universal  :thumbsup:


 :thumbsup:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Barman on May 18, 2013, 07:09:52 PM
My crappy wi fi can't stream it  sad24: sad24: sad24:

I shall miss all the excitement  sad24: sad24: sad24: sad24:

Try Filmon....  Thumbs:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 18, 2013, 07:10:26 PM
My crappy wi fi can't stream it  sad24: sad24: sad24:

I shall miss all the excitement  sad24: sad24: sad24: sad24:

Lightweight  noooo:

Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: TG on May 18, 2013, 07:10:38 PM
Good work

Suffering should be universal  :thumbsup:

Indeed. Evening Miss D. Long time no type.
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Barman on May 18, 2013, 07:10:55 PM
Did she say her name was pink minge?  eeek:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Pastis on May 18, 2013, 07:11:22 PM
My crappy wi fi can't stream it  sad24: sad24: sad24:

I shall miss all the excitement  sad24: sad24: sad24: sad24:

Try tuning the microwave  whistle:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Nick on May 18, 2013, 07:11:35 PM
My crappy wi fi can't stream it  sad24: sad24: sad24:

I shall miss all the excitement  sad24: sad24: sad24: sad24:

Lightweight  noooo:

You could invite me round  sad24: sad24:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: TG on May 18, 2013, 07:11:55 PM
That is the worst frock in the world. Ever.
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 18, 2013, 07:12:20 PM
Good work

Suffering should be universal  :thumbsup:

Indeed. Evening Miss D. Long time no type.

What you or me ?  lol:

Lovely to share your company again Mr and Mrs TG  cloud9:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 18, 2013, 07:13:11 PM
My crappy wi fi can't stream it  sad24: sad24: sad24:

I shall miss all the excitement  sad24: sad24: sad24: sad24:

Lightweight  noooo:

You could invite me round  sad24: sad24:

I could

But I didn't  lol:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: TG on May 18, 2013, 07:13:31 PM
That is the worst frock in the world. Ever.

Apart from the one I'm wearing obviously.
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: boogs on May 18, 2013, 07:13:57 PM
She is going on a bit get on with it.... ::)
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Pastis on May 18, 2013, 07:14:36 PM
Oooh... red button karaoke...  rubschin:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 18, 2013, 07:15:01 PM
Appropriately named song  lol:

She is an harlot  noooo:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Nick on May 18, 2013, 07:15:19 PM
My crappy wi fi can't stream it  sad24: sad24: sad24:

I shall miss all the excitement  sad24: sad24: sad24: sad24:

Lightweight  noooo:

You could invite me round  sad24: sad24:

I could

But I didn't  lol:

 sad24: sad24: sad24:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: boogs on May 18, 2013, 07:15:30 PM
That is the worst frock in the world. Ever.

Wot... It's the same as the one I'm wearing ..she nicked it... redface:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Pastis on May 18, 2013, 07:16:15 PM
Singing in foreign ... slapper ... no chance  noooo:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Barman on May 18, 2013, 07:16:33 PM
Appropriately named song  lol:

She is an harlot  noooo:

 eyes:

Not voting for her tho....  noooo:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: lurcherd on May 18, 2013, 07:16:44 PM
Bit of a tart is this bint
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: TG on May 18, 2013, 07:16:52 PM
Dirty french mare innit. Where's the button?
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: boogs on May 18, 2013, 07:17:27 PM
For saying she likes having her hair done shame she didn't for tonight...
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Barman on May 18, 2013, 07:17:41 PM
She said wanker!  eeek:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Mrs TG on May 18, 2013, 07:17:56 PM
oh dear.........crap....come on where are the Russian grannies...
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Barman on May 18, 2013, 07:18:06 PM
For saying she likes having her hair done shame she didn't for tonight...

 lol: lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: lurcherd on May 18, 2013, 07:18:34 PM
oh dear.........crap....come on where are the Russian grannies...
Oh yes lets have them back on
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Nick on May 18, 2013, 07:18:58 PM
I am missing all this  sad24:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Mrs TG on May 18, 2013, 07:19:22 PM
Yum Yum..he a bit of looker.....not sure bout the voice....... Shocked:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: boogs on May 18, 2013, 07:19:32 PM
Tasty ... Thumbs: Shame about the song..
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Barman on May 18, 2013, 07:19:43 PM
Moley, moley, moley!  point:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 18, 2013, 07:19:48 PM
Dire ...dire...dire
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: TG on May 18, 2013, 07:20:16 PM
I am a bit concerned about ear wax at present. I may need small quantities of dynamite.
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 18, 2013, 07:20:24 PM
Hands like plates  noooo:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: lurcherd on May 18, 2013, 07:20:46 PM
ZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: boogs on May 18, 2013, 07:20:56 PM
I am missing all this  sad24:

 happy100  We'll keep you up to date... Thumbs:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Barman on May 18, 2013, 07:21:22 PM
One shoe is called love and the other is in Spain...?  noooo:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Pastis on May 18, 2013, 07:21:31 PM
Because of my shoes .... WTF?   noooo:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: TG on May 18, 2013, 07:22:03 PM
Hands like plates  noooo:

Bit like my Bejewlled Blitz hands innit.
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Mrs TG on May 18, 2013, 07:22:20 PM
Tasty ... Thumbs: Shame about the song..


 eyes:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Nick on May 18, 2013, 07:22:37 PM
Wot shoes?
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: boogs on May 18, 2013, 07:22:56 PM
WTF is that.....
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 18, 2013, 07:23:03 PM
Feckin hell .......it's an advert for hairspray  eeek:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: lurcherd on May 18, 2013, 07:23:09 PM
WTF is that?? eeek:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Pastis on May 18, 2013, 07:23:42 PM
Ooooh ... watch this one, saw it the other night .... she reaches great heights  whistle:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Nick on May 18, 2013, 07:23:50 PM
 sad24: sad24: sad24: sad24: sad24:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 18, 2013, 07:23:54 PM
Who opened the jewelry box and shouldn't she be twirling round ?
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Barman on May 18, 2013, 07:24:21 PM
She doesn't look like the Moldovan gerls we get in the village...  noooo:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: TG on May 18, 2013, 07:24:29 PM
When i look at her I think of Lyons sponge cake. I must be a pervert.
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Steve on May 18, 2013, 07:24:58 PM
She's done a Cameron Diaz (summat bout Mary) with her hair  noooo:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Barman on May 18, 2013, 07:25:15 PM
Volcano!  scared2:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: boogs on May 18, 2013, 07:25:42 PM
Who opened the jewelry box and shouldn't she be twirling round ?

 :thumbsup: Or on top of a cake..
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: lurcherd on May 18, 2013, 07:26:09 PM
Will someone shoot that butterfly
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 18, 2013, 07:26:52 PM
I'm a Barbie girl in a Barbie world  noooo:
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Post by: Barman on May 18, 2013, 07:26:59 PM
Girls kissing... Drool:
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Post by: lurcherd on May 18, 2013, 07:27:21 PM
Christ i have lost the will to live.
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Post by: Mrs TG on May 18, 2013, 07:27:29 PM
oh jesus......a Barbie look alike..
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 18, 2013, 07:27:47 PM
Christ i have lost the will to live.

This is the support group - you are in the right place  :thumbsup:
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Post by: boogs on May 18, 2013, 07:27:52 PM
She for real those shoes... or is it me.. noooo:
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Post by: TG on May 18, 2013, 07:28:17 PM
I like this for some reason.
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Post by: Barman on May 18, 2013, 07:28:25 PM
Christ i have lost the will to live.

pathead:
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 18, 2013, 07:28:42 PM
It's such a beautiful and romantic song  sad24:

oh oh, oh oh a ding dong
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Post by: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Youngs) on May 18, 2013, 07:28:54 PM
Lesbians. Vote winner  :thumbsup:
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Post by: Pastis on May 18, 2013, 07:29:08 PM
Ding Ding!  eyes:
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Post by: lurcherd on May 18, 2013, 07:29:18 PM
Christ i have lost the will to live.

This is the support group - you are in the right place  :thumbsup:
Thank you very much i appreciate it.
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 18, 2013, 07:29:22 PM
I like this for some reason.

Too much inhaling of pickling fumes  noooo:
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Post by: Barman on May 18, 2013, 07:30:01 PM
gets my vote!  Thumbs:
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Post by: TG on May 18, 2013, 07:30:42 PM
Lesbians? Where? Wot happenned?
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 18, 2013, 07:31:10 PM
The canary is singing
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Post by: Mrs TG on May 18, 2013, 07:31:20 PM
Erm...spain with bagpipes? WTF noooo:
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Post by: lurcherd on May 18, 2013, 07:31:28 PM
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 18, 2013, 07:31:52 PM
Find a key .....any key  eeek:
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Post by: Pastis on May 18, 2013, 07:32:34 PM
Oh dear .. out of tune, out of place, outa here ...  noooo:
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Post by: boogs on May 18, 2013, 07:32:41 PM
Looks good voice crap.... nice dress tho.
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Post by: lurcherd on May 18, 2013, 07:32:45 PM
WTF is that prat with the guitar on?
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Post by: Barman on May 18, 2013, 07:32:57 PM
Find a key .....any key  eeek:

 lol: lol: lol:

I went for a piss and my PC had gone out of tune when I came back!
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Post by: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Youngs) on May 18, 2013, 07:33:17 PM
Is she pissed?
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Post by: Barman on May 18, 2013, 07:34:01 PM
I'm watching on Filmon...

At the bottom of the screen it says PopOut - I wonder...?  rubschin:
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Post by: lurcherd on May 18, 2013, 07:34:46 PM
 scared2:Flashing next
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 18, 2013, 07:34:54 PM
Oooh eyebrow singing  :thumbsup:
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Post by: Barman on May 18, 2013, 07:35:01 PM
Didn't work...  noooo:
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Post by: TG on May 18, 2013, 07:35:10 PM
Strobe! OMFG! NOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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Post by: Pastis on May 18, 2013, 07:35:38 PM
Ouch ... a young Chris de Berg  noooo:
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Post by: Barman on May 18, 2013, 07:35:43 PM
Co-written by a Brit! TRAITOR!  cussing:
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Post by: Steve on May 18, 2013, 07:36:19 PM
A Belgium who will never be famous
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Post by: Barman on May 18, 2013, 07:36:31 PM
Come back when your balls have dropped mate...  ;)
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Post by: TG on May 18, 2013, 07:37:04 PM
2 reasons to go to belgium.
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Post by: Barman on May 18, 2013, 07:37:30 PM
Are we next?
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 18, 2013, 07:37:44 PM
Moonfaced  noooo:
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Post by: Mrs TG on May 18, 2013, 07:37:57 PM
Come back when your balls have dropped mate...  ;)

poor lad I quite like him..but old enough to be my grandson..haha.. Shocked:
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Post by: Pastis on May 18, 2013, 07:38:09 PM
Come back when your balls have dropped mate...  ;)

Wait for Romania BM  ;)
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Post by: Barman on May 18, 2013, 07:38:42 PM
Come back when your balls have dropped mate...  ;)

Wait for Romania BM  ;)

Oh yes...?  eyes:
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Post by: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Youngs) on May 18, 2013, 07:38:57 PM
Latent homosexual. Shoot him.
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 18, 2013, 07:39:32 PM
Virgin sacrifice  noooo:
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Post by: Barman on May 18, 2013, 07:39:51 PM
Proudest moment of her life....




...5 months ago! happy001
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Post by: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Youngs) on May 18, 2013, 07:40:07 PM
A singing shuttlecock  eeek:
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Post by: Barman on May 18, 2013, 07:40:32 PM
A singing shuttlecock  eeek:

 lol: lol: lol:
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Post by: Pastis on May 18, 2013, 07:40:43 PM
I predict a win for a white dress tonight ... any white dress  ::)
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Post by: lurcherd on May 18, 2013, 07:40:51 PM
A singing shuttlecock  eeek:
PMSL
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Post by: boogs on May 18, 2013, 07:41:14 PM
At least she can sing...
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 18, 2013, 07:41:22 PM
Are they all standing on top of toilet rolls ?  rubschin:
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Post by: Barman on May 18, 2013, 07:41:44 PM
Nice teeth...
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Post by: Pastis on May 18, 2013, 07:42:43 PM
This'll be good ....  eyes:
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Post by: lurcherd on May 18, 2013, 07:43:29 PM
OH Christ another stripper
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Post by: Barman on May 18, 2013, 07:43:45 PM
Kylie!  eeek:
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Post by: boogs on May 18, 2013, 07:44:18 PM
Mr B says don't know WTF she's singing about but ...he would   Thumbs:
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Post by: Barman on May 18, 2013, 07:44:56 PM
Mr B says don't know WTF she's singing about but ...he would   Thumbs:

But would she...?  whistle:
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Post by: TG on May 18, 2013, 07:45:07 PM
Nice teeth...

Teeth are a major factor in this years eurofest. I may submit a paper. But there again, who gives a fork.
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Post by: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Youngs) on May 18, 2013, 07:45:38 PM
Raddled slapper.  Takes it up the wrong-un as a preference.
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Post by: boogs on May 18, 2013, 07:45:46 PM
Where has Nick gone ... eeek:
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Post by: Pastis on May 18, 2013, 07:46:08 PM
Well, that was gripping ...  lol:
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 18, 2013, 07:46:14 PM
I need to go shopping tomorrow and get a floaty dress or one with tassels ...they are obviously the must haves for this season
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Post by: Mrs TG on May 18, 2013, 07:46:35 PM
money on that one....very jolly....
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 18, 2013, 07:47:15 PM
He's overdone the fixadent  eeek:
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Post by: boogs on May 18, 2013, 07:47:33 PM
Mr B says don't know WTF she's singing about but ...he would   Thumbs:

But would she...?  whistle:

Not a cat in hells chance... let him dream.. ::)
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Post by: TG on May 18, 2013, 07:48:00 PM
Belarus a winner? Having reviewed this thread from 2008 I see my winner predictions are faultlessly shite.  :thumbsup:
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Post by: Barman on May 18, 2013, 07:48:10 PM
Sensitive and shy - like me like....  Thumbs:
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Post by: boogs on May 18, 2013, 07:48:38 PM
 noooo: noooo:
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 18, 2013, 07:48:46 PM
His name is Jeremy and he works in I.T  Oh Oh Oh Oh
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Post by: Barman on May 18, 2013, 07:49:03 PM
He is from Malta - his eyes are from China....  noooo:
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Post by: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Youngs) on May 18, 2013, 07:49:33 PM
Another reason why Malta should be nuked and rendered to glass rock.
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Post by: Pastis on May 18, 2013, 07:49:56 PM
Sing-along-a-Malta  noooo:
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Post by: Barman on May 18, 2013, 07:50:03 PM
Is that Mozo?  eeek:
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Post by: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Youngs) on May 18, 2013, 07:51:29 PM
Oh - and Graham Norton deserves a bullet in the back of the head.
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Post by: Steve on May 18, 2013, 07:52:05 PM
From Russia with vacuous lyrics

Can sing though
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 18, 2013, 07:52:11 PM
What a shite frock, shite song, shite staging
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Post by: Barman on May 18, 2013, 07:52:27 PM
She gets my vote for not having a dozen eejits jumping around behind her!  Thumbs:
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 18, 2013, 07:52:36 PM
Oh - and Graham Norton deserves a bullet in the back of the head.

I think he does this quite well
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Post by: boogs on May 18, 2013, 07:52:52 PM
Nice song.... Thumbs:
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Post by: Barman on May 18, 2013, 07:52:58 PM
FUCK!  evil:
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 18, 2013, 07:53:06 PM
She gets my vote for not having a dozen eejits jumping around behind her!  Thumbs:

And for obviously liking balls  whistle:
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Post by: Pastis on May 18, 2013, 07:53:30 PM
Do Cyprus have an entry this year or are they still busking outside that bank?
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Post by: Barman on May 18, 2013, 07:54:08 PM
Do Cyprus have an entry this year or are they still busking outside that bank?

I dunno.... they'll vote for Greece anyway!  lol:
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Post by: boogs on May 18, 2013, 07:54:23 PM
Oh - and Graham Norton deserves a bullet in the back of the head.

 :thumbsup: who gives a fuck what he thinks... wish he would just shut up...
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Post by: Barman on May 18, 2013, 07:54:53 PM
Look out Poland!  lol:
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 18, 2013, 07:55:44 PM
Golden shower of shite
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Post by: Barman on May 18, 2013, 07:56:04 PM
An empty slot on the Reeperbahn tonight....  whistle:
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Post by: Barman on May 18, 2013, 07:56:38 PM
Golden shower of shite

Say it how you see it Miss D!  Thumbs:
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Post by: boogs on May 18, 2013, 07:56:43 PM
The hairy armpit brigade....
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Post by: Pastis on May 18, 2013, 07:56:57 PM
An empty slot on the Reeperbahn tonight....  whistle:

 drumroll:
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Post by: Barman on May 18, 2013, 07:57:32 PM
An empty slot on the Reeperbahn tonight....  whistle:

 drumroll:

Just seen the backing singers - three empty slots!  lol:
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Post by: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Youngs) on May 18, 2013, 07:57:47 PM
Another lover of the Oxo Tower. ATM too doubtless...
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Post by: Steve on May 18, 2013, 07:58:39 PM
Oh - and Graham Norton deserves a bullet in the back of the head.

 :thumbsup: who gives a fuck what he thinks... wish he would just shut up...
It'd be wrist slitting stuff without him - well both wrists instead of just one. 
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Post by: Mrs TG on May 18, 2013, 07:59:24 PM
FFS...eyebrow man..... Shocked:
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 18, 2013, 07:59:33 PM
Lots of double denim  scared2:
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Post by: boogs on May 18, 2013, 07:59:46 PM
Looks like he will need to be back in his coffin by daylight....
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 18, 2013, 08:00:10 PM
Scarf out of the back pocket ....like we needed a hint  noooo:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Barman on May 18, 2013, 08:00:20 PM
Never won - never gonna win....  noooo:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Youngs) on May 18, 2013, 08:00:51 PM
Why can't Europeans do "rock bands"?
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Barman on May 18, 2013, 08:00:58 PM
Scarf out of the back pocket ....like we needed a hint  noooo:

Gayer?
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Post by: Mrs TG on May 18, 2013, 08:01:24 PM
Holland on next so my lovely friend chatting from there tells me....watch this space...
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Post by: Steve on May 18, 2013, 08:01:44 PM
Shortest programme of the year:  Armenia's Got Talent
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Post by: Barman on May 18, 2013, 08:01:51 PM
Scarf out of the back pocket ....like we needed a hint  noooo:

Gayer?

Or window cleaner...?  rubschin:
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Post by: Pastis on May 18, 2013, 08:01:56 PM
 8) 8) 8)  Yay, we're a rock band  ::)
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Post by: boogs on May 18, 2013, 08:03:16 PM
TG just saw you.....
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Barman on May 18, 2013, 08:03:29 PM
Is it Hi-de-Hi?  eeek:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: TG on May 18, 2013, 08:04:19 PM
TG just saw you.....

Eh?
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Mrs TG on May 18, 2013, 08:04:50 PM
TG just saw you.....

why u been wine stores too?
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Barman on May 18, 2013, 08:05:01 PM
How long does this shite go on for...? ::)
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 18, 2013, 08:05:22 PM
Get on with it  cussing:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Barman on May 18, 2013, 08:06:04 PM
Get on with it  cussing:

^^^ wot she said!  cussing: ^^^
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Post by: boogs on May 18, 2013, 08:06:36 PM
TG just saw you.....

why u been wine stores too?

On that last video on the ice...
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 18, 2013, 08:07:24 PM
I'm counting my freckles  noooo:
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Post by: boogs on May 18, 2013, 08:07:40 PM
That's her off Holby init...
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Post by: Barman on May 18, 2013, 08:07:48 PM
* makes noose *
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Post by: TG on May 18, 2013, 08:08:19 PM
TG just saw you.....

why u been wine stores too?

On that last video on the ice...

Missed that. Was over the offie like.
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Post by: lurcherd on May 18, 2013, 08:08:27 PM
My god this is fit for funerals only
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 18, 2013, 08:09:01 PM
* makes noose *

 lol: lol: lol:

Jeez ..... noooo:
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Post by: boogs on May 18, 2013, 08:09:09 PM
 knitting:   tunble:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Pastis on May 18, 2013, 08:09:34 PM
Hamster cheeks won't top a white dress  noooo:
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Post by: Barman on May 18, 2013, 08:09:45 PM
* slits wrists *


(to make sure like)
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Post by: Steve on May 18, 2013, 08:10:13 PM
My god this is fit for funerals only
not even
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Post by: Barman on May 18, 2013, 08:10:27 PM
I think you'll find birds DO fly actually... ::)
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 18, 2013, 08:10:31 PM
Oh hello  :sex023:
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Post by: Pastis on May 18, 2013, 08:10:36 PM
BM ... just for you this next one  ;)
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 18, 2013, 08:11:20 PM
Revised

Oh Goodbye  shocked003
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Post by: boogs on May 18, 2013, 08:11:35 PM
 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001    noooo: noooo: noooo:
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Post by: Barman on May 18, 2013, 08:11:42 PM
 eeek:

happy001
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 18, 2013, 08:12:06 PM
It's the Transylvania Prince of Highness 
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Post by: Barman on May 18, 2013, 08:12:18 PM
Oh hello  :sex023:

 point:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: TG on May 18, 2013, 08:12:28 PM
That's her off Holby init...

Do I know you? You look just like that Audrey Hepburn bint off the telly innit. Have you ever been to Oadby?
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Post by: Mrs TG on May 18, 2013, 08:12:58 PM
Jesus............ Banghead
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Post by: Steve on May 18, 2013, 08:13:40 PM
and this is the one I got in the K sweepstake  Banghead Banghead Banghead

worse, from December he can invade our shores
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Post by: TG on May 18, 2013, 08:13:48 PM
Oh sweet baby fvcking Jesus an all his saints.
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Post by: TG on May 18, 2013, 08:14:18 PM
Bonnie!
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 18, 2013, 08:14:23 PM
Come on Bonnie  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: boogs on May 18, 2013, 08:15:25 PM
That's her off Holby init...

Do I know you? You look just like that Audrey Hepburn bint off the telly innit. Have you ever been to Oadby?

Once to a wedding 30 yrs ago..... ::)
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Post by: Barman on May 18, 2013, 08:15:38 PM
Lost in Malmo....  noooo:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 18, 2013, 08:15:45 PM
How much botox do you need to get you through Eurovision  eeek:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Pastis on May 18, 2013, 08:15:54 PM
Oh Bonnie ...  doh:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: lurcherd on May 18, 2013, 08:16:02 PM
Bring back the Russian grannies or the butterfly gets it
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Post by: Barman on May 18, 2013, 08:16:37 PM
Bring back the Russian grannies or the butterfly gets it

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Steve on May 18, 2013, 08:17:09 PM
told you, Evans Outsize

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Post by: Barman on May 18, 2013, 08:17:22 PM
I shouldn't have sent her my Home Brew....  noooo:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: boogs on May 18, 2013, 08:17:27 PM
No chance sorry .... she's past it she had such a strong voice... all gone   noooo: noooo:
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Post by: lurcherd on May 18, 2013, 08:18:05 PM
She was awful
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Post by: Barman on May 18, 2013, 08:18:23 PM
Shite...  noooo:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Barman on May 18, 2013, 08:19:25 PM
Jedward?  eeek:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 18, 2013, 08:19:41 PM
It's like Logan's Run put to music an dance  noooo:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Youngs) on May 18, 2013, 08:19:57 PM
Talentless Welsh harlot.  noooo:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: boogs on May 18, 2013, 08:20:20 PM
Please tell me man or woman or not sure... missed the name
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Pastis on May 18, 2013, 08:20:28 PM
Staging ... nul points  noooo:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Mrs TG on May 18, 2013, 08:20:37 PM
told you, Evans Outsize

some of us voluptuous ones have too...she aint bad for her age....
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Barman on May 18, 2013, 08:20:50 PM
It's like Logan's Run put to music an dance  noooo:

'dance' you say...?  noooo:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: lurcherd on May 18, 2013, 08:21:01 PM
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Youngs) on May 18, 2013, 08:21:15 PM
Stick to making porn, Sweden...
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 18, 2013, 08:21:40 PM
I know you could show em a few moves BM ..we have all seen the You Tube footage  whistle:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Barman on May 18, 2013, 08:21:49 PM
Stick to making porn, Sweden...

 lol: lol: lol:
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Post by: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Youngs) on May 18, 2013, 08:23:13 PM
Haircuts by Dewhurst...
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 18, 2013, 08:23:28 PM
Everybody bounce
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: boogs on May 18, 2013, 08:23:38 PM
Good to see they made an effort for tonight..
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Mrs TG on May 18, 2013, 08:23:44 PM
I just had to double up on my happy pills..FFS its CBEEBIES... Angry9:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Barman on May 18, 2013, 08:23:55 PM
Is it Ricky Tomlinson....?  rubschin:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Youngs) on May 18, 2013, 08:24:48 PM
That's the winner...
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Just One More on May 18, 2013, 08:25:20 PM
Evenin' all, just got back so a few minutes behind you. I started with Romania, ye gods  noooo:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Pastis on May 18, 2013, 08:25:48 PM
Good hook on the synth penny whistle ... it'll come high  whistle:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Pastis on May 18, 2013, 08:26:34 PM
Here's the winner ....  whistle:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 18, 2013, 08:26:41 PM
Dereliction of duties will be noted JOM  Spank2:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Youngs) on May 18, 2013, 08:26:54 PM
Luckily, I speak Hungarian - the lyric is about him being unfaithful to his wife (also his sister) with a "rather attractive" goat.

Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: lurcherd on May 18, 2013, 08:27:57 PM
Another white/cream frock ffs
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: TG on May 18, 2013, 08:28:11 PM
That's her off Holby init...

Do I know you? You look just like that Audrey Hepburn bint off the telly innit. Have you ever been to Oadby?

Once to a wedding 30 yrs ago..... ::)

You are not the manager of my branch of Bargain Booze are you?
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 18, 2013, 08:28:18 PM
Isn't that Hermione Granger  .....?
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Steve on May 18, 2013, 08:29:07 PM
told you, Evans Outsize

some of us voluptuous ones have too...she aint bad for her age....
Bonnie isn't just voluptuous, she has been a major cause of the world pie shortages

And what Boogs said.  Sadly lost her once brilliant voice
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: boogs on May 18, 2013, 08:29:13 PM
Not to bad pretty gerl like the dress ....
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Barman on May 18, 2013, 08:29:25 PM
Bare feet - the old Sandie Shaw trick....  whistle:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Youngs) on May 18, 2013, 08:29:49 PM
I'm sure she starred in "extreme anal dildos (Volume 5)"

It may have been volume 6...
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Steve on May 18, 2013, 08:30:13 PM
Isn't that Hermione Granger  .....?
Going for the Potter vote she is
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: boogs on May 18, 2013, 08:30:27 PM
That's her off Holby init...

Do I know you? You look just like that Audrey Hepburn bint off the telly innit. Have you ever been to Oadby?

Once to a wedding 30 yrs ago..... ::)

You are not the manager of my branch of Bargain Booze are you?

Not to be trusted with booze .... noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 18, 2013, 08:30:31 PM
Nick phones ......he is not connected apparently ....we all knew that  lol:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: TG on May 18, 2013, 08:30:42 PM
Isn't that Hermione Granger  .....?

No one is actually called 'Hermione' are they? Are they? I need to know.  eeek:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Pastis on May 18, 2013, 08:30:46 PM
white dress / penny whistles ... dead cert  8)
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Mrs TG on May 18, 2013, 08:30:56 PM
I'm sure she starred in "extreme anal dildos (Volume 5)"

It may have been volume 6...

Pardon...ladies in the room.... eyes:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Youngs) on May 18, 2013, 08:31:32 PM
Get yer hait cut, seal shagger  evil:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Barman on May 18, 2013, 08:31:38 PM
"the language of gutting fish" happy001
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 18, 2013, 08:31:42 PM
Is this Highlander ?
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: boogs on May 18, 2013, 08:31:54 PM
Love the hair   ohh memories.... cloud9:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Barman on May 18, 2013, 08:32:08 PM
Get yer hait cut, seal shagger  evil:

And do yer tie up!  noooo:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Youngs) on May 18, 2013, 08:32:19 PM
I'm sure she starred in "extreme anal dildos (Volume 5)"

It may have been volume 6...

Pardon...ladies in the room.... eyes:

 redface:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Steve on May 18, 2013, 08:32:42 PM
Gandalf!
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Just One More on May 18, 2013, 08:33:03 PM
It was Volume 5 TMR, and also in the "Best of"
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Barman on May 18, 2013, 08:33:29 PM
He sings of his love for a Sperm Whale....  noooo:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 18, 2013, 08:33:43 PM
Rick Wakeman ...that's it
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Pastis on May 18, 2013, 08:33:53 PM
Rick Wakeman's lost a lot of weight  eeek:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 18, 2013, 08:34:21 PM
Has he got divorced  lol:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Youngs) on May 18, 2013, 08:34:45 PM
It was Volume 5 TMR, and also in the "Best of"

Ah!  Thanks for the clarification JOM, you're a champion  :thumbsup:

Is it just me or do all the songs sound like bad versions of mid 80's rock ballads a la Meat Loaf?
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: TG on May 18, 2013, 08:36:23 PM
Thats a health & safety nightmare.  noooo:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 18, 2013, 08:36:45 PM
I'm a living in a box ....in a cardboard box  whistle:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Just One More on May 18, 2013, 08:37:17 PM
I've been zapping through them to play catch-up, just watching Rick Wakeman, hasn't aged a bit
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Youngs) on May 18, 2013, 08:37:35 PM
I'm a living in a box ....in a cardboard box  whistle:

 evil:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 18, 2013, 08:37:40 PM
Keeping men in cages you say  rubschin:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: boogs on May 18, 2013, 08:37:49 PM
Got to say wouldn't kick it out but wat is the F--king box all about....
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Barman on May 18, 2013, 08:38:07 PM
I bet the man in the box gets more votes!  Thumbs:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Youngs) on May 18, 2013, 08:38:27 PM
Keeping men in cages you say  rubschin:

 eyes: eyes: eyes:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 18, 2013, 08:38:37 PM
Got to say wouldn't kick it out but wat is the F--king box all about....

Spares  ;)
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Barman on May 18, 2013, 08:39:13 PM
Cyprus goes mental.... ::)
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Pastis on May 18, 2013, 08:39:39 PM
Oi ... Ooopla!   lol:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 18, 2013, 08:39:45 PM
Oh yes ...here we go  :thumbsup:

OOOOmpah !!!!
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: boogs on May 18, 2013, 08:39:55 PM
WOT...... noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Barman on May 18, 2013, 08:40:04 PM
Its just like every fucking night in the village....  noooo:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Mrs TG on May 18, 2013, 08:40:11 PM
Its the Greek granddads.....
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: lurcherd on May 18, 2013, 08:40:29 PM
Greece must be desperate not to host this contest next year. What a bunch of tossers eh.
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: boogs on May 18, 2013, 08:40:42 PM
Got to say wouldn't kick it out but wat is the F--king box all about....

Spares  ;)

 :thumbsup:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Youngs) on May 18, 2013, 08:40:56 PM
Singing referees?  eeek:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 18, 2013, 08:41:13 PM
But they have things that light up and everyfink  cloud9:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Pastis on May 18, 2013, 08:41:22 PM
Alcohol is free ... BM's motto  whistle:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Barman on May 18, 2013, 08:41:28 PM
They'll have glasses on their heads in a minute....  noooo:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on May 18, 2013, 08:41:56 PM
Gogol rejects?
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Just One More on May 18, 2013, 08:42:41 PM
Bloody hell, it's just like outside my place right now. There's a wedding going on, there must be 20 blokes out there in kilts. Better than most of the dresses though  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Just One More on May 18, 2013, 08:43:10 PM
Gogol rejects?

 lol: lol:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Barman on May 18, 2013, 08:43:25 PM
Holy fuck!  eeek:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on May 18, 2013, 08:43:51 PM
Bloody hell, it's just like outside my place right now. There's a wedding going on, there must be 20 blokes out there in kilts. Better than most of the dresses though  :thumbsup:

When you say out .... like?   rubschin:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Pastis on May 18, 2013, 08:44:03 PM
Did I hear that right ... this girl's called Slapper?  eeek:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 18, 2013, 08:44:49 PM
She has a butterfly ring ....cheat  noooo:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Pastis on May 18, 2013, 08:45:03 PM
Another white dress ...  whistle:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Youngs) on May 18, 2013, 08:45:10 PM
A screamer. Reverse cowgirl only.
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: TG on May 18, 2013, 08:45:23 PM
Yum.
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on May 18, 2013, 08:45:41 PM
Did I hear that right ... this girl's called Slapper?  eeek:

Well Ukraine is near Russia isn't it?   redface:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Pastis on May 18, 2013, 08:46:26 PM
Nice set of lungs anyway  whistle:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 18, 2013, 08:47:30 PM
He needs some excitement in his life  ;)
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Steve on May 18, 2013, 08:48:05 PM
Only 3 more to go after this dirge
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on May 18, 2013, 08:48:28 PM
Off Off Off
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: boogs on May 18, 2013, 08:49:07 PM
Is that this years fashion tips one leg shorter than the other and belt showing....  looks like mafia to me..
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Barman on May 18, 2013, 08:49:35 PM
Song not strong enough - he needs some eejits jumping around....

... or put him in a box like....  Thumbs:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Barman on May 18, 2013, 08:50:30 PM
Mate. We have no idea what you are on about....  noooo:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Pastis on May 18, 2013, 08:51:33 PM
Song title: "I feed you my love"   eeek:

cue TMR  whistle:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Barman on May 18, 2013, 08:51:59 PM
Helllooooooooo.....  eyes:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 18, 2013, 08:52:20 PM
Song title: "I feed you my love"   eeek:

cue TMR  whistle:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: boogs on May 18, 2013, 08:52:25 PM
Song not strong enough - he needs some eejits jumping around....

... or put him in a box like....  Thumbs:

Yey wooden...  eeek:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: lurcherd on May 18, 2013, 08:52:30 PM
Another white/cream frock ffs
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Barman on May 18, 2013, 08:53:08 PM
Another white/cream frock ffs

We could soon have her out of that.....  whistle:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Steve on May 18, 2013, 08:53:32 PM
Helllooooooooo.....  eyes:
And she can sing too

afterwards like
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Post by: Barman on May 18, 2013, 08:54:17 PM
Helllooooooooo.....  eyes:
And she can sing too

afterwards like

 :thumbsup:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Pastis on May 18, 2013, 08:56:26 PM
Ciggy lighters waving in the air everybody  ::)
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Barman on May 18, 2013, 08:57:07 PM
Ciggy lighters waving in the air everybody  ::)

Fire risk....  noooo:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: boogs on May 18, 2013, 08:57:54 PM
Another white/cream frock ffs

We could soon have her out of that.....  whistle:

We do you need help like  ;)
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 18, 2013, 08:59:41 PM
He's dressed like a bin liner  noooo:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: lurcherd on May 18, 2013, 09:00:01 PM
 OMG Get a load of the male tarts banging those skins.  noooo:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Barman on May 18, 2013, 09:00:24 PM
Oh noes....  noooo:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Pastis on May 18, 2013, 09:01:51 PM
Strong entry from Ireland .... good Catholic boy  whistle:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: boogs on May 18, 2013, 09:02:04 PM
I think this has a chance....
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Barman on May 18, 2013, 09:02:22 PM
Strong entry from Ireland .... good Catholic boy  whistle:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on May 18, 2013, 09:02:36 PM
Bring back Johnny Logan
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 18, 2013, 09:02:50 PM
Yep

Ireland

or

Greece

Both countries are f*cked anyway
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: TG on May 18, 2013, 09:03:03 PM
He's dressed like a bin liner  noooo:

My unfailing instincts say he could be a winner like.
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: lurcherd on May 18, 2013, 09:03:12 PM
God, well that all very rivating. I am worn out with the excitment off it all. Passes the nibbles around
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Steve on May 18, 2013, 09:03:33 PM
Ireland going for the gay vote methinks
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Barman on May 18, 2013, 09:04:37 PM
START VOTING! Party001:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Mrs TG on May 18, 2013, 09:05:49 PM
Strong entry from Ireland .... good Catholic boy  whistle:

 lol: lol: lol:

Mr Tg just took phone off me I was going to vote for Ireland..... angry041:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Barman on May 18, 2013, 09:06:28 PM
Strong entry from Ireland .... good Catholic boy  whistle:

 lol: lol: lol:

Mr Tg just took phone off me I was going to vote for Ireland..... angry041:

 point:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Barman on May 18, 2013, 09:07:34 PM
Russia I reckon....  Thumbs:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 18, 2013, 09:08:22 PM
Na Hungary or Ireland I reckon
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: boogs on May 18, 2013, 09:08:32 PM
Ireland or Norway I say.... he say Belarus.. ::)

Bring back Katie Boyle... surrender:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Steve on May 18, 2013, 09:08:51 PM
START VOTING! Party001:
Haven't you put up a poll here?

 ::)
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Barman on May 18, 2013, 09:09:32 PM
START VOTING! Party001:
Haven't you put up a poll here?

 ::)

 redface:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on May 18, 2013, 09:09:43 PM
I liked the Gogol Rejects.
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Just One More on May 18, 2013, 09:10:12 PM
I missed the first half, but I'll go for Denmark, and if voting panels are taking the piss, I fancy Romania as an outside bet  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on May 18, 2013, 09:10:31 PM
Or the Danish bint.   :thumbsup:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Steve on May 18, 2013, 09:10:50 PM
Norway, Russia or Belgium.  Belarus will get the FHM reader vote
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: lurcherd on May 18, 2013, 09:11:04 PM
Strong entry from Ireland .... good Catholic boy  whistle:

 lol: lol: lol:

Mr Tg just took phone off me I was going to vote for Ireland..... angry041:
lol give him a smack
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 18, 2013, 09:11:22 PM
Pretty conclusive then  lol:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on May 18, 2013, 09:11:28 PM
I missed the first half, but I'll go for Denmark, and if voting panels are taking the piss, I fancy Romania as an outside bet  :thumbsup:

 :thumbsup:  Romanian Artistic wotsit...
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: TG on May 18, 2013, 09:11:37 PM
Ireland I reckon. Or possibly wotisface from wherever. But oojarkapivvy from thingymajig could do well.
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Mrs TG on May 18, 2013, 09:11:50 PM
Greece or Ireland...as be as the closest we get to any points... eyes:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: lurcherd on May 18, 2013, 09:13:09 PM
Bloody hell who let that vulture on the stage?
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Barman on May 18, 2013, 09:13:25 PM
Russia I tells ya!  cussing:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 18, 2013, 09:13:40 PM
You are wrong
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: boogs on May 18, 2013, 09:13:50 PM
My god what is she wearing my nightmare all those feathers  Ahhhhhhhhhhhh..... scared2:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on May 18, 2013, 09:14:25 PM
Russia I tells ya!  cussing:

She was very presentable I give you that.
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 18, 2013, 09:16:05 PM
They do like things to rise in Sweden don't they  rubschin:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on May 18, 2013, 09:17:15 PM
Put Finland in the nearest skip.
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Steve on May 18, 2013, 09:18:04 PM
Russia I tells ya!  cussing:
you could well be right.  apart from the "peace is good, life is lovely" idiot lyrics she did try to look and sound like the almost thinking persons artist
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Barman on May 18, 2013, 09:18:44 PM
Russia I tells ya!  cussing:
you could well be right.  apart from the "peace is good, life is lovely" idiot lyrics she did try to look and sound like the almost thinking persons artist

 cloud9:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Barman on May 18, 2013, 09:19:37 PM
Okay.... who is gonna come last...?

Romania?
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Mrs TG on May 18, 2013, 09:21:23 PM
just voted for Ireland...... cloud9:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Barman on May 18, 2013, 09:22:03 PM
Lines closed!  scared2:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Steve on May 18, 2013, 09:23:30 PM
Okay.... who is gonna come last...?

Romania?
Please, I get to win £13 if they do
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: boogs on May 18, 2013, 09:24:47 PM
Okay.... who is gonna come last...?

Romania?

Agreed   :thumbsup:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: lurcherd on May 18, 2013, 09:27:20 PM
Well i think this song should win it the words are brill
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: lurcherd on May 18, 2013, 09:29:11 PM
Passes some more nibbles around
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 18, 2013, 09:30:49 PM
I'm on the dips  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Barman on May 18, 2013, 09:32:21 PM
I'm on the beer!  Thumbs:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on May 18, 2013, 09:33:28 PM
Cab Sauv with pistachios here  lol:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: lurcherd on May 18, 2013, 09:35:31 PM
Passes the mini chedders have you got some of those?
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: TG on May 18, 2013, 09:36:58 PM
Pickled egg anyone?
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 18, 2013, 09:37:39 PM
 sick2:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Barman on May 18, 2013, 09:37:45 PM
Passes the mini chedders have you got some of those?

 noooo:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Pastis on May 18, 2013, 09:38:02 PM
* takes another bottle of collapso from the fridge *   whistle:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Barman on May 18, 2013, 09:38:53 PM
Pickled egg anyone?

 :thumbsup:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: TG on May 18, 2013, 09:40:21 PM
Oooh. Votes innit. Excited. ish.
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Steve on May 18, 2013, 09:40:50 PM
Pickled egg anyone?

 :thumbsup:
:thumbsup: :thumbsup:

knew there was something I'd been missing

Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: lurcherd on May 18, 2013, 09:41:02 PM
Whats goin on with the hair?
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on May 18, 2013, 09:41:28 PM
Phew
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: boogs on May 18, 2013, 09:41:39 PM
Bloody hell that's a bloke...
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Barman on May 18, 2013, 09:42:32 PM
Bloody hell that's a bloke...

hardly....  noooo:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Barman on May 18, 2013, 09:43:56 PM
Russia doing well then....  evil:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Pastis on May 18, 2013, 09:44:18 PM
This has almost busted my interweb ... back now though ... must have been the voting
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 18, 2013, 09:44:41 PM
Russia doing well then....  evil:

 whistle:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: lurcherd on May 18, 2013, 09:44:57 PM
OMG Greece in the lead ffs
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Steve on May 18, 2013, 09:45:41 PM
So who lets San bleeding Marino get as many votes as real countries?
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: boogs on May 18, 2013, 09:46:01 PM
The Belgin lad is having a ball with the MILF's.... ;D
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 18, 2013, 09:47:30 PM
uk 1 point   Violins:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Barman on May 18, 2013, 09:48:31 PM
"Side Show bob" happy001
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 18, 2013, 09:48:53 PM
What a knob  noooo:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Barman on May 18, 2013, 09:50:47 PM
4 Points! Party001:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Just One More on May 18, 2013, 09:51:08 PM
"Side Show bob" happy001

 happy001  happy001
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Pastis on May 18, 2013, 09:55:01 PM
Ireland in shock fail  lol:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Mrs TG on May 18, 2013, 09:55:42 PM
Ireland in shock fail  lol:

Just wasted my 15p...... Shocked:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Barman on May 18, 2013, 09:56:29 PM
Ireland in shock fail  lol:

 lol: lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: boogs on May 18, 2013, 09:57:41 PM
Ireland in shock fail  lol:

 noooo: noooo: sad24: sad24:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Pastis on May 18, 2013, 09:58:06 PM
White dress / penny whistles ... as predicted  whistle:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Nick on May 18, 2013, 10:00:47 PM
 sad24: sad24: sad24: sad24: sad24:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Barman on May 18, 2013, 10:01:40 PM
sad24: sad24: sad24: sad24: sad24:

You should have seen the lezzers Nick!  Thumbs:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: boogs on May 18, 2013, 10:03:30 PM
sad24: sad24: sad24: sad24: sad24:

You should have seen the lezzers Nick!  Thumbs:

Where have you been..... ::)
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Pastis on May 18, 2013, 10:05:03 PM
sad24: sad24: sad24: sad24: sad24:

You should have seen the lezzers Nick!  Thumbs:

The Latvian twins?  .... they were good  eyes:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Nick on May 18, 2013, 10:05:33 PM
 angry041: angry041: angry041: angry041: angry041: angry041:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Barman on May 18, 2013, 10:06:18 PM
angry041: angry041: angry041: angry041: angry041: angry041:

 point:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Pastis on May 18, 2013, 10:12:29 PM
Game over I reckon ...
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: boogs on May 18, 2013, 10:12:46 PM
angry041: angry041: angry041: angry041: angry041: angry041:

 point:

BM is right lezzers and he forgot the gayers and ofcourse  some a few tasty wimmin all bar one I think in white dresses... most of the music was rubbish ... that's you up to date... Thumbs:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Barman on May 18, 2013, 10:13:48 PM
Game over I reckon ...

Adele might as well sing....  noooo:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: apc2010 on May 18, 2013, 10:14:36 PM
Game over I reckon ...

Adele might as well sing....  noooo:

Who is winning ....... rubschin:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Just One More on May 18, 2013, 10:15:08 PM
Come on Ireland, make a come-back
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Barman on May 18, 2013, 10:15:42 PM
Game over I reckon ...

Adele might as well sing....  noooo:

Who is winning ....... rubschin:

Denmark....  evil:
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Post by: miss Tchevious on May 18, 2013, 10:16:04 PM
I missed it!!  angry041: sad32:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 18, 2013, 10:16:17 PM
Come on Ireland, make a come-back

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: boogs on May 18, 2013, 10:16:39 PM
Done deal then.....  Ireland was robbed... noooo:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Just One More on May 18, 2013, 10:16:59 PM
Game over I reckon ...

Adele might as well sing....  noooo:

Who is winning ....... rubschin:

Denmark....  evil:

I missed the first half, but I'll go for Denmark, and if voting panels are taking the piss, I fancy Romania as an outside bet  :thumbsup:
 
 whistle:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Steve on May 18, 2013, 10:18:20 PM
I missed it!!  angry041: sad32:
You were lucky
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Just One More on May 18, 2013, 10:20:39 PM
Just as well no political voting or voting for yer neighbours went on this year eh  ::)
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Barman on May 18, 2013, 10:21:23 PM
Just as well no political voting or voting for yer neighbours went on this year eh  ::)

 lol: lol: lol:

Denmark wins... like I said like....  Thumbs:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Barman on May 18, 2013, 10:22:15 PM
Cyprus... ::)
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Just One More on May 18, 2013, 10:22:43 PM
Ooh wait, Ireland have two more points off Cyprus, they know their music  lol:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Barman on May 18, 2013, 10:23:03 PM
12 to Greece???  Shocked:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: boogs on May 18, 2013, 10:23:10 PM
No surprise there then,,,  Greece 12
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Steve on May 18, 2013, 10:23:38 PM
Just as well no political voting or voting for yer neighbours went on this year eh  ::)

 lol: lol: lol:

Denmark wins... like I said like....  Thumbs:
Bet you're glad Greece didn't
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Pastis on May 18, 2013, 10:23:45 PM
Declaring a winner before game over ....  noooo:

Almost like  celebrity death bingo  rubschin:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Barman on May 18, 2013, 10:24:47 PM
Declaring a winner before game over ....  noooo:

Almost like  celebrity death bingo  rubschin:

 redface:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Just One More on May 18, 2013, 10:27:29 PM
The bare feet did it again  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Barman on May 18, 2013, 10:27:50 PM
The bare feet did it again  :thumbsup:

Like I said like!  Thumbs:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on May 18, 2013, 10:28:13 PM
The bare feet did it again  :thumbsup:


 lol:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: boogs on May 18, 2013, 10:30:02 PM
Is it time to clear up the empty's now ....or are we moving on
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Pastis on May 18, 2013, 10:30:19 PM
That's it then ... reconvene in '14  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Steve on May 18, 2013, 10:36:02 PM
That's it then ... reconvene in '14  :thumbsup:
Yes and ta all for making it a laugh

Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: boogs on May 18, 2013, 10:38:30 PM
That's it then ... reconvene in '14  :thumbsup:
Yes and ta all for making it a laugh

It was fun thanks guys  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Just One More on May 18, 2013, 10:43:44 PM
Bloody hell, the TG's didn't hang around long. Did they have to catch the last bus  rubschin:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Barman on May 19, 2013, 06:11:43 AM
Bloody hell, the TG's didn't hang around long. Did they have to catch the last bus  rubschin:

I gave them a lift home....  redface:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Just One More on May 19, 2013, 06:56:10 AM
Oh yeah, give the TG's a lift... never turned up for me on "that day" though did yer  whistle:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Barman on May 19, 2013, 06:57:58 AM
Oh yeah, give the TG's a lift... never turned up for me on "that day" though did yer  whistle:

Don't mention 'that day'!  eeek:


Where is The Bear...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: TG on May 19, 2013, 09:40:22 AM
Bloody hell, the TG's didn't hang around long. Did they have to catch the last bus  rubschin:


Sorry about that, battery went on my tablet then I couldnt get off sofa.
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: apc2010 on May 19, 2013, 11:14:03 AM
Bonnie Tyler Lost in France and Lost in Sweden, proof if needed map reading is not this woman's forte..........
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: boogs on May 19, 2013, 11:27:43 AM
Bonnie Tyler Lost in France and Lost in Sweden, proof if needed map reading is not this woman's forte..........


Not funny  ::)
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Youngs) on May 19, 2013, 11:36:38 AM
Bonnie Tyler Lost in France and Lost in Sweden, proof if needed map reading is not this woman's forte..........

Harsh, but fair.
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Steve on May 19, 2013, 11:48:50 AM
Bonnie Tyler Lost in France and Lost in Sweden, proof if needed map reading is not this woman's forte..........


Harsh, but fair.

A very silly way to end a career and sadly most will now remember her for this fiasco and poor 'performance' instead of some of her great stuff

Talking of which

Bonnie Tyler: Holding out for a Hero (1984) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7f_HsjpSVaI#)
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Barman on May 19, 2013, 12:57:12 PM
Bonnie Tyler Lost in France and Lost in Sweden, proof if needed map reading is not this woman's forte..........

I made the lost in... joke!  cussing:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: apc2010 on May 19, 2013, 12:58:17 PM
Bonnie Tyler Lost in France and Lost in Sweden, proof if needed map reading is not this woman's forte..........

I made the lost in... joke!  cussing:

It must have been gubbed then...... whistle:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: boogs on May 19, 2013, 02:32:06 PM
Bonnie Tyler Lost in France and Lost in Sweden, proof if needed map reading is not this woman's forte..........


Harsh, but fair.

A very silly way to end a career and sadly most will now remember her for this fiasco and poor 'performance' instead of some of her great stuff

Talking of which

Bonnie Tyler: Holding out for a Hero (1984) ([url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7f_HsjpSVaI#[/url])


So true Steve... :thumbsup:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Mrs TG on May 19, 2013, 03:56:03 PM
Bloody hell, the TG's didn't hang around long. Did they have to catch the last bus  rubschin:

Sorry was so Overwelmed! tired. Went off to beddy byes..will try get on more...nudge me know again if we go missing.. angry041:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: apc2010 on May 19, 2013, 03:57:55 PM
Bloody hell, the TG's didn't hang around long. Did they have to catch the last bus  rubschin:

Sorry was so Overwelmed! tired. Went off to beddy byes..will try get on more...nudge me know again if we go missing.. angry041:

 :thumbsup:  we need more ladies......
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Nick on May 19, 2013, 03:58:37 PM
I certainly do  evil:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Mrs TG on May 19, 2013, 04:01:03 PM
Bloody hell, the TG's didn't hang around long. Did they have to catch the last bus  rubschin:

Sorry was so Overwelmed! tired. Went off to beddy byes..will try get on more...nudge me know again if we go missing.. angry041:

 :thumbsup:  we need more ladies......



Girl power to sort out all the grumpies..  surrender:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: boogs on May 19, 2013, 04:04:33 PM
Bloody hell, the TG's didn't hang around long. Did they have to catch the last bus  rubschin:

Sorry was so Overwelmed! tired. Went off to beddy byes..will try get on more...nudge me know again if we go missing.. angry041:

 :thumbsup:  we need more ladies......



Girl power to sort out all the grumpies..  surrender:

 :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Youngs) on May 19, 2013, 04:08:07 PM
Bloody hell, the TG's didn't hang around long. Did they have to catch the last bus  rubschin:

Sorry was so Overwelmed! tired. Went off to beddy byes..will try get on more...nudge me know again if we go missing.. angry041:

 :thumbsup:  we need more ladies......



Girl power to sort out all the washing..  surrender:

 whistle:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: apc2010 on May 19, 2013, 04:08:56 PM
Bloody hell, the TG's didn't hang around long. Did they have to catch the last bus  rubschin:

Sorry was so Overwelmed! tired. Went off to beddy byes..will try get on more...nudge me know again if we go missing.. angry041:

 :thumbsup:  we need more ladies......



Girl power to sort out all the washing..  surrender:

 whistle:

 scared:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: apc2010 on October 03, 2013, 10:57:07 AM
Cyprus may not enter coz they are skint,,,,,
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Barman on October 03, 2013, 11:00:40 AM
Cyprus may not enter coz they are skint,,,,,

Are Greece out then...?  lol:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: boogs on October 03, 2013, 11:20:52 AM
And Spain, Portugal and the UK  ::)

Isn't it amazing what they find money for  ... whistle:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Barman on October 04, 2013, 07:05:19 AM
I split the topic.... the discussion on the state of the economy is in The Commons....  angel1
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Steve on October 04, 2013, 07:23:59 AM
 :thumbsup:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: TG on April 12, 2014, 01:47:49 PM
Testing... testing..... te

ooh. Yep, still here.

Dear God. Another year gone by.

I am marking the years to senility by Eurovision and the first pickling onions of the year.  noooo:


Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: apc2010 on April 12, 2014, 01:55:04 PM
 ;D ;D
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: apc2010 on April 12, 2014, 02:02:33 PM
The Cypriot entry is a well known artist ..Despina,,,,,,,, rubschin:



(checks the betting thread.. rubschin: )
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: apc2010 on May 02, 2014, 05:07:26 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2618692/The-science-EUROVISION-Study-reveals-hidden-pattern-voting-song-content.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2618692/The-science-EUROVISION-Study-reveals-hidden-pattern-voting-song-content.html)

 rubschin:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Barman on May 02, 2014, 06:48:59 PM
[url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2618692/The-science-EUROVISION-Study-reveals-hidden-pattern-voting-song-content.html[/url] ([url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2618692/The-science-EUROVISION-Study-reveals-hidden-pattern-voting-song-content.html[/url])

 rubschin:


 noooo:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: apc2010 on May 02, 2014, 06:51:00 PM
[url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2618692/The-science-EUROVISION-Study-reveals-hidden-pattern-voting-song-content.html[/url] ([url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2618692/The-science-EUROVISION-Study-reveals-hidden-pattern-voting-song-content.html[/url])

 rubschin:


 noooo:


The TGs will not be happy............. noooo:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Barman on May 02, 2014, 06:51:56 PM
[url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2618692/The-science-EUROVISION-Study-reveals-hidden-pattern-voting-song-content.html[/url] ([url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2618692/The-science-EUROVISION-Study-reveals-hidden-pattern-voting-song-content.html[/url])

 rubschin:


 noooo:


The TGs will not be happy............. noooo:


Who'd have though it....?  noooo:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Barman on May 09, 2014, 11:54:32 AM
Testing.... two, one-two.... two, one-two....

All nice and ready like....  Thumbs:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 09, 2014, 12:07:27 PM
Testing.... two, one-two.... two, one-two....

All nice and ready like....
...... a puppet on a striiiiiiiing  whistle:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Steve on May 09, 2014, 12:11:49 PM
Testing.... two, one-two.... two, one-two....

All nice and ready like....
...... a puppet on a striiiiiiiing  whistle:

I shall Water the loo in mock tribute
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Barman on May 09, 2014, 12:12:32 PM
Testing.... two, one-two.... two, one-two....

All nice and ready like....
...... a puppet on a striiiiiiiing  whistle:

 ;D
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 09, 2014, 12:19:26 PM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-27339143 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-27339143)

I can't help but wonder if Nigel may be a touch tone deaf as while I admit poor scores could be down to anti UK bias we have also managed to have more than a few entries that were just cringeworthy shite.  lol:

Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: TG on May 09, 2014, 02:32:36 PM
I have a half brick ready to throw at my tellybox when the Russian entry comes on.

I will have to blame them for the 50 inch Smart tv  I will be forced to buy to replace it.

Bastards.  angry041:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Nick on May 10, 2014, 07:59:02 AM
I am excitimicated  :dogrun:

Austria  eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 10, 2014, 08:10:34 AM
Given your history with unconvincing transvestites I'm not surprised you were thinking of the bearded drag act Nick  whistle:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Barman on May 10, 2014, 02:04:19 PM
What time is it on like....?
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Nick on May 10, 2014, 02:05:17 PM
Here or there?  ::)
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Barman on May 10, 2014, 02:09:27 PM
Here or there?  ::)

Well, here obviously.... ::)
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Nick on May 10, 2014, 02:15:00 PM
Past your bedtime  noooo:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p01sfcxr (http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p01sfcxr)
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: apc2010 on May 10, 2014, 02:16:52 PM
Past your bedtime  noooo:

[url]http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p01sfcxr[/url] ([url]http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p01sfcxr[/url])


Well past........ noooo:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Nick on May 10, 2014, 02:18:24 PM
Maybe the bearded lady could sing him to sleep  rubschin:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Barman on May 10, 2014, 02:19:06 PM
10pm.... I'll be getting my second wind like....  Thumbs:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Nick on May 10, 2014, 02:20:39 PM

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs14.postimg.org%2F3qqhb3fa5%2Fwind_b6e35k.jpg&hash=f7cb83fd678b31605a67337242241ed6) (http://postimg.org/image/3qqhb3fa5/)
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Barman on May 10, 2014, 02:48:30 PM

([url]https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs14.postimg.org%2F3qqhb3fa5%2Fwind_b6e35k.jpg&hash=f7cb83fd678b31605a67337242241ed6[/url]) ([url]http://postimg.org/image/3qqhb3fa5/[/url])


horn: ::)
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: apc2010 on May 10, 2014, 02:52:06 PM

([url]https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs14.postimg.org%2F3qqhb3fa5%2Fwind_b6e35k.jpg&hash=f7cb83fd678b31605a67337242241ed6[/url]) ([url]http://postimg.org/image/3qqhb3fa5/[/url])


 ;D ;D
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Barman on May 10, 2014, 03:04:47 PM
All nice and ready like.....  Thumbs:


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs30.postimg.org%2Fnuy2fqd0d%2FAizvc_VM.jpg&hash=1246bd62e81ce249e2baf710699f0dd9) (http://postimg.org/image/nuy2fqd0d/)
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Steve on May 10, 2014, 03:34:40 PM
All nice and ready like.....  Thumbs:


([url]https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs30.postimg.org%2Fnuy2fqd0d%2FAizvc_VM.jpg&hash=1246bd62e81ce249e2baf710699f0dd9[/url]) ([url]http://postimg.org/image/nuy2fqd0d/[/url])

 lol:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Baldy on May 10, 2014, 04:58:32 PM
All nice and ready like.....  Thumbs:


([url]https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs30.postimg.org%2Fnuy2fqd0d%2FAizvc_VM.jpg&hash=1246bd62e81ce249e2baf710699f0dd9[/url]) ([url]http://postimg.org/image/nuy2fqd0d/[/url])

 lol:


 lol: lol:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Baldy on May 10, 2014, 04:59:00 PM

([url]https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs14.postimg.org%2F3qqhb3fa5%2Fwind_b6e35k.jpg&hash=f7cb83fd678b31605a67337242241ed6[/url]) ([url]http://postimg.org/image/3qqhb3fa5/[/url])


 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Barman on May 10, 2014, 05:52:07 PM
I'm warming up some sausage rolls that were left over from last year...  Thumbs:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: apc2010 on May 10, 2014, 05:54:37 PM
I'm warming up some sausage rolls that were left over from last year...  Thumbs:

The ones Nick refused to eat.............. rubschin:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Barman on May 10, 2014, 06:01:36 PM
I'm warming up some sausage rolls that were left over from last year...  Thumbs:

The ones Nick refused to eat.............. rubschin:

Yes.... but they are... um, darker now....  redface:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: apc2010 on May 10, 2014, 06:04:38 PM
I'm warming up some sausage rolls that were left over from last year...  Thumbs:

The ones Nick refused to eat.............. rubschin:

Yes.... but they are... um, darker now....  redface:

You burnt them......... noooo:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Nick on May 10, 2014, 06:06:11 PM
He claimed LL made them. They were like dog turds wrapped in brown paper  noooo:

I was too polite to say at the time  angel1
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Barman on May 10, 2014, 06:06:35 PM
I'm warming up some sausage rolls that were left over from last year...  Thumbs:

The ones Nick refused to eat.............. rubschin:

Yes.... but they are... um, darker now....  redface:

You burnt them......... noooo:

 redface:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Barman on May 10, 2014, 06:07:55 PM
He claimed LL made them. They were like dog turds wrapped in brown paper  noooo:

I was too polite to say at the time  angel1

To be fair, the ones we gave you were dog turds wrapped in brown paper....  redface:

Miss C made me do it like....  whistle:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Nick on May 10, 2014, 06:09:15 PM
 sick2: sick2:

I am braced now for TG and the bearded lady  angel1
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Barman on May 10, 2014, 06:11:40 PM
sick2: sick2:

I am braced now for TG and the bearded lady  angel1

Will Miss C be joining us....?
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: apc2010 on May 10, 2014, 06:12:35 PM
sick2: sick2:

I am braced now for TG and the bearded lady  angel1

Will Miss C be joining us....?



 scared:


Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 10, 2014, 06:13:58 PM
I am at the man's house. I have tried explaining that I need to watch Eurovision. He is eeady to have me sectioned  sad24:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Pastis on May 10, 2014, 06:16:32 PM
*Ahem*   
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Barman on May 10, 2014, 06:17:19 PM
Pasty!  cloud9:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Pastis on May 10, 2014, 06:18:03 PM
sans avatart   sad32:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Nick on May 10, 2014, 06:19:11 PM
Pasties  cloud9: cloud9: cloud9:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: apc2010 on May 10, 2014, 06:19:43 PM
I am at the man's house. I have tried explaining that I need to watch Eurovision. He is eeady to have me sectioned  sad24:


It's the law........ eeek:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Barman on May 10, 2014, 06:20:32 PM
sans avatart   sad32:

Shrugs:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Mrs TG on May 10, 2014, 06:21:58 PM
Helloo....Pjs on nibbles/chocolate out stereo surround at the ready......  point:..
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Nick on May 10, 2014, 06:23:03 PM
Can't wait
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Pastis on May 10, 2014, 06:23:53 PM
Back at 8pm ... needs foods
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: apc2010 on May 10, 2014, 06:24:39 PM
Where's is TG.......... rubschin:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Nick on May 10, 2014, 06:25:42 PM
Strangling cats?
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Barman on May 10, 2014, 06:25:52 PM
Collapso economico - check
Cheese & Onion - check
FilmOn - check

Bessy mates on the pub - check!  cloud9:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Barman on May 10, 2014, 06:26:26 PM
Where's is TG.......... rubschin:

We need pickled onions!  cussing:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 10, 2014, 06:26:51 PM
I am tryinf to use my feminine powers of persuasion  ;D
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Nick on May 10, 2014, 06:27:26 PM
 eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: miss Tchevious on May 10, 2014, 06:28:16 PM
off to stock up, vino and pringles.  Thumbs:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: apc2010 on May 10, 2014, 06:29:00 PM
Collapso economico - check
Cheese & Onion - check
FilmOn - check

Bessy mates on the pub - check!  cloud9:

No Twiglets..... evil:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Barman on May 10, 2014, 06:29:50 PM
Collapso economico - check
Cheese & Onion - check
FilmOn - check

Bessy mates on the pub - check!  cloud9:

No Twiglets..... evil:

I have some sausage rolls that look like Twiglets!  Thumbs:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Nick on May 10, 2014, 06:30:17 PM
 Popcorn: Popcorn:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: apc2010 on May 10, 2014, 06:31:57 PM
Collapso economico - check
Cheese & Onion - check
FilmOn - check

Bessy mates on the pub - check!  cloud9:

No Twiglets..... evil:

I have some sausage rolls that look like Twiglets!  Thumbs:


 sick2:  even Nick wouldn't eat them........... noooo:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Barman on May 10, 2014, 06:32:58 PM
Collapso economico - check
Cheese & Onion - check
FilmOn - check

Bessy mates on the pub - check!  cloud9:

No Twiglets..... evil:

I have some sausage rolls that look like Twiglets!  Thumbs:


 sick2:  even Nick wouldn't eat them........... noooo:

Not last year.... but now...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: apc2010 on May 10, 2014, 06:35:10 PM
Collapso economico - check
Cheese & Onion - check
FilmOn - check

Bessy mates on the pub - check!  cloud9:

No Twiglets..... evil:

I have some sausage rolls that look like Twiglets!  Thumbs:


 sick2:  even Nick wouldn't eat them........... noooo:

Not last year.... but now...?  rubschin:


So that bog picture was true then,...... rubschin:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Nick on May 10, 2014, 06:37:39 PM
I need ice cream  rubschin:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Barman on May 10, 2014, 06:39:26 PM
Collapso economico - check
Cheese & Onion - check
FilmOn - check

Bessy mates on the pub - check!  cloud9:

No Twiglets..... evil:

I have some sausage rolls that look like Twiglets!  Thumbs:


 sick2:  even Nick wouldn't eat them........... noooo:

Not last year.... but now...?  rubschin:


So that bog picture was true then,...... rubschin:

 redface:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Mrs TG on May 10, 2014, 06:41:15 PM
was just doing his chores.......he be here by 8pm... :thumbsup:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Barman on May 10, 2014, 06:41:53 PM
was just doing his chores.......he be here by 8pm... :thumbsup:

 cloud9:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: apc2010 on May 10, 2014, 06:42:51 PM
was just doing his chores.......he be here by 8pm... :thumbsup:

Is he Baldy ... rubschin:



oh wait I mis-read that..... redface:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Mrs TG on May 10, 2014, 06:43:38 PM
welcome missfrenchy....I think we have met...LOL  eyes:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Pastis on May 10, 2014, 06:44:20 PM
Am I on the right channel?  Is Dale Winton still alive?   eeek:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Nick on May 10, 2014, 06:46:37 PM
He grew a beard  razz: razz:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: TG on May 10, 2014, 06:50:58 PM
Be calm.

I have arrived.

Ran out of beer though.

Which is a bastard.

Watch outfor the new french woman. Stroppy innit.

Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: apc2010 on May 10, 2014, 06:52:22 PM
Be calm.

I have arrived.

Ran out of beer though.

Which is a bastard.

Watch outfor the new french woman. Stroppy innit.

No beer......... Shocked:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Barman on May 10, 2014, 06:52:39 PM
Be calm.

I have arrived.

Ran out of beer though.

Which is a bastard.

Watch outfor the new french woman. Stroppy innit.

TG!  cloud9:

Did you bring pickled onions?  evil:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Pastis on May 10, 2014, 06:54:11 PM
TG  ... Cheers!
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Landlady on May 10, 2014, 06:54:38 PM
Be kind - LL the Euro Virgin is here...............

Just got to finish a couple of lines of knitting first and then this will have my full attention
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Mrs TG on May 10, 2014, 06:55:09 PM
hope you have finished your chores..he does do a good job at making the bed!! whistle:

Mr Barman for next year do you think u can update the settings so we can have a quick chat thingy so makes it quicker to chat....lol thanks  eyes:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: TG on May 10, 2014, 06:55:22 PM
Be calm.

I have arrived.

Ran out of beer though.

Which is a bastard.

Watch outfor the new french woman. Stroppy innit.

TG!  cloud9:

Did you bring pickled onions?  evil:

Yes! And pickled eggs!
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: apc2010 on May 10, 2014, 06:56:20 PM
Be kind - LL the Euro Virgin is here...............

Just got to finish a couple of lines of knitting first and then this will have my full attention

BM's new bootys........ Thumbs:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: TG on May 10, 2014, 06:56:39 PM
TG  ... Cheers!

Good evening young man.
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Barman on May 10, 2014, 06:56:47 PM
hope you have finished your chores..he does do a good job at making the bed!! whistle:

Mr Barman for next year do you think u can update the settings so we can have a quick chat thingy so makes it quicker to chat....lol thanks  eyes:

I took off the quick chat thing as it confused everybody.....  noooo:

Stand by....
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: apc2010 on May 10, 2014, 06:58:10 PM
hope you have finished your chores..he does do a good job at making the bed!! whistle:

Mr Barman for next year do you think u can update the settings so we can have a quick chat thingy so makes it quicker to chat....lol thanks  eyes:

I took off the quick chat thing as it confused everybody.....  noooo:

Stand by....

Did you charge 2 quid for that as well........ cussing:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Pastis on May 10, 2014, 06:58:21 PM
LL !  ... Mind you don't sit on the remote  ;)
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: TG on May 10, 2014, 06:59:06 PM
I could murder a fried egg sarnie.
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: apc2010 on May 10, 2014, 06:59:44 PM
LL !  ... Mind you don't sit on the remote  ;)

Snigger........ redface:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Barman on May 10, 2014, 07:00:05 PM
hope you have finished your chores..he does do a good job at making the bed!! whistle:

Mr Barman for next year do you think u can update the settings so we can have a quick chat thingy so makes it quicker to chat....lol thanks  eyes:

I took off the quick chat thing as it confused everybody.....  noooo:

Stand by....

Did you charge 2 quid for that as well........ cussing:

 rubschin:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Nick on May 10, 2014, 07:00:27 PM
And we are off
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: TG on May 10, 2014, 07:00:36 PM
Lets rock!

Ish.

Type thing.
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Barman on May 10, 2014, 07:00:50 PM
Eyes down... look in...  Thumbs:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: apc2010 on May 10, 2014, 07:02:35 PM
Eyes down... look in...  Thumbs:

Sleeping already ......... noooo:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Barman on May 10, 2014, 07:02:56 PM
Eyes down... look in...  Thumbs:

Sleeping already ......... noooo:

 ;D
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: TG on May 10, 2014, 07:03:20 PM
Did you know that the dress rehearsal on friday is recorded in case the venue burns down on the night.

True fact.

I am not just pretty you know.  :thumbsup:

Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Pastis on May 10, 2014, 07:03:50 PM
You know what Molly's (UK entry) full name is?   redface:

 happy001
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Barman on May 10, 2014, 07:04:10 PM
1996?

They've taken eighteen fucking years to build it?  eeek:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Nick on May 10, 2014, 07:04:47 PM
 ::)
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Barman on May 10, 2014, 07:05:40 PM
I miss Wogan....  cry:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Nick on May 10, 2014, 07:06:00 PM
Fire  cloud9:  Indoors  cloud9: cloud9:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: apc2010 on May 10, 2014, 07:06:14 PM
1996?

They've taken eighteen fucking years to build it?  eeek:

They did your drains ......... rubschin:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Barman on May 10, 2014, 07:06:43 PM
Fire  cloud9:  Indoors  cloud9: cloud9:

Mircowave ovens!  point:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Nick on May 10, 2014, 07:07:03 PM
full of gayers  noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: apc2010 on May 10, 2014, 07:07:22 PM
Fire  cloud9:  Indoors  cloud9: cloud9:

Wot you cooking......... rubschin:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Mrs TG on May 10, 2014, 07:07:29 PM
I miss Wogan....  cry:


me too! Shocked:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: TG on May 10, 2014, 07:07:43 PM
I miss Wogan....  cry:

I miss them 'Texan' chewy bars u used to be able to get in better years.
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Barman on May 10, 2014, 07:08:27 PM
full of gayers  noooo: noooo:

I thought that....  noooo:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Nick on May 10, 2014, 07:09:06 PM
Boring bit
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Landlady on May 10, 2014, 07:09:25 PM
Number 11 the bearded lady  eeek:

The love of Mark's life ''Scary Mary'' is singing for Austria!!!
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Barman on May 10, 2014, 07:10:29 PM
Number 11 the bearded lady  eeek:

The love of Mark's life ''Scary Mary'' is singing for Austria!!!

 cloud9:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Nick on May 10, 2014, 07:10:45 PM
 point: point:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: TG on May 10, 2014, 07:10:51 PM
Oh Christ.
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Landlady on May 10, 2014, 07:11:36 PM
Oh Christ.

Is maybe a woman  ;)
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Barman on May 10, 2014, 07:11:49 PM
Oh Christ.

They look like a gayer wedding cake....  noooo:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Barman on May 10, 2014, 07:13:05 PM
No Cyprus...?  eeek:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: apc2010 on May 10, 2014, 07:14:21 PM
No Cyprus...?  eeek:

Despina....... sad24:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Barman on May 10, 2014, 07:14:31 PM
Strobe?  scared2:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Nick on May 10, 2014, 07:15:23 PM
Hamster?
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: apc2010 on May 10, 2014, 07:15:39 PM
Crap........ noooo:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Barman on May 10, 2014, 07:15:50 PM
Hamster?

Shite.
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Mrs TG on May 10, 2014, 07:15:56 PM
I Want one of em wheels..an him too!! eyes:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Barman on May 10, 2014, 07:16:32 PM
I Want one of em wheels..an him too!! eyes:

TG!  ::)
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: TG on May 10, 2014, 07:16:55 PM
Oh god.

I did say I have run out of beer?

She wants it type thing or summat.

Why do I do this every year?
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Nick on May 10, 2014, 07:17:33 PM
She wouldn't survive
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Barman on May 10, 2014, 07:17:47 PM
I Want one of em wheels..an him too!! eyes:

He could dry your washing in it like....  Thumbs:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Landlady on May 10, 2014, 07:18:52 PM
Song number one - nil point!!!
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Nick on May 10, 2014, 07:19:05 PM
hair  eeek:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Barman on May 10, 2014, 07:19:11 PM
Gayers...  noooo:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: apc2010 on May 10, 2014, 07:19:45 PM
Gayers...  noooo:

And crap........ noooo:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Barman on May 10, 2014, 07:20:08 PM
Gayers...  noooo:

And crap........ noooo:

 Thumbs:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Nick on May 10, 2014, 07:21:10 PM
 2gayers: 2gayers:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Landlady on May 10, 2014, 07:21:24 PM
Oh fudge - this song number two is soooooooooooooooooooooooooo bad!!!!

But it made me think that we could form a 'Boys Band' from the pub for next years entry  rubschin:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Pastis on May 10, 2014, 07:21:41 PM
Oh Gawd ...

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fupload.wikimedia.org%2Fwikipedia%2Fcommons%2F3%2F3b%2FParis_Tuileries_Garden_Facepalm_statue.jpg&hash=ab6cae40e52bbc698bb4281201f30db6)
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: apc2010 on May 10, 2014, 07:22:05 PM
Gayers...  noooo:

And crap........ noooo:

 Thumbs:

Backstreet boys ......more like backdoor boys..... noooo:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Nick on May 10, 2014, 07:23:08 PM
Nice bottom  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: apc2010 on May 10, 2014, 07:23:54 PM
Nice voice but not eurovision type stuff.......
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Barman on May 10, 2014, 07:24:07 PM
Give the bird on the trapeze the microphone....  noooo:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Nick on May 10, 2014, 07:24:28 PM
What nonsense  noooo:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Landlady on May 10, 2014, 07:25:27 PM
Nice voice but not eurovision type stuff.......

In total agreement here ..........
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: apc2010 on May 10, 2014, 07:25:46 PM
Please start a fire.......... noooo:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Pastis on May 10, 2014, 07:26:10 PM
This will be embarrassing ..
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Mrs TG on May 10, 2014, 07:26:30 PM
where the knife!! Banghead
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Barman on May 10, 2014, 07:26:37 PM
"make love not war".... ::)
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Barman on May 10, 2014, 07:27:03 PM
Gayers... ::)
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Nick on May 10, 2014, 07:27:28 PM
More gayers
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Nick on May 10, 2014, 07:28:31 PM
Is that beard real?  eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: TG on May 10, 2014, 07:28:56 PM
Everybody relax.

I have been re supplied.

 cloud9:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: apc2010 on May 10, 2014, 07:29:04 PM
Gayers... ::)

They might win.......... rubschin:  Miss T gets their vote.........
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Barman on May 10, 2014, 07:29:15 PM
What is it with gayers and beards Nick...?
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Landlady on May 10, 2014, 07:29:26 PM
Lynyrd Skynyrd on backing vocals....................
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Pastis on May 10, 2014, 07:30:07 PM
"He has no experience as a singer" !   eeek:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Nick on May 10, 2014, 07:30:42 PM
WTF? Is he deaf?
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Barman on May 10, 2014, 07:30:48 PM
Earring = gayer....  noooo:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Nick on May 10, 2014, 07:31:16 PM
What is it with gayers and beards Nick...?

 evil: evil:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Pastis on May 10, 2014, 07:31:50 PM
Back to the double glazing, matey  ::)
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Landlady on May 10, 2014, 07:32:18 PM
This is painful...................Norway is no way!!!!!
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: TG on May 10, 2014, 07:32:40 PM
He reminds me of gout.
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Barman on May 10, 2014, 07:33:01 PM
He reminds me of gout.

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Nick on May 10, 2014, 07:33:08 PM
Nil points
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: apc2010 on May 10, 2014, 07:33:34 PM
Shame good voice but wot language is he singing in......... noooo:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Barman on May 10, 2014, 07:34:34 PM
Scary!  eeek:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Nick on May 10, 2014, 07:34:50 PM
Cleavage!! :thumbsup:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: apc2010 on May 10, 2014, 07:35:01 PM
Am I watching the gayer channel................ rubschin:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Barman on May 10, 2014, 07:35:35 PM
Am I watching the gayer channel................ rubschin:

You prolly are... Gayer:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Nick on May 10, 2014, 07:35:56 PM
Depends whose chest you watch
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: apc2010 on May 10, 2014, 07:36:29 PM
Am I watching the gayer channel................ rubschin:

You prolly are... Gayer:

Not the 1st time that guys been in a ring.......... noooo:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Landlady on May 10, 2014, 07:36:39 PM
What is that woman (Romanian) trying to do with her hands...................FFS
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Nick on May 10, 2014, 07:37:08 PM
What rubbish
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Barman on May 10, 2014, 07:37:18 PM
Am I watching the gayer channel................ rubschin:

You prolly are... Gayer:

Not the 1st time that guys been in a ring.......... noooo:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Nick on May 10, 2014, 07:37:46 PM
Even Norton is struggling  noooo:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Barman on May 10, 2014, 07:37:56 PM
Another gayer... ::)
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Nick on May 10, 2014, 07:38:51 PM
Takes one to know one  noooo:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Barman on May 10, 2014, 07:39:17 PM
Takes one to know one  noooo:

 evil:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Pastis on May 10, 2014, 07:39:30 PM
That Romanian song >>> in the top 10 so far (prediction time)
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Nick on May 10, 2014, 07:40:39 PM
Please stop
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Barman on May 10, 2014, 07:40:54 PM
That Romanian song >>> in the top 10 so far (prediction time)

 rubschin:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: apc2010 on May 10, 2014, 07:41:22 PM
Good song ...wrong singer............
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Post by: Landlady on May 10, 2014, 07:41:44 PM
I've hit a button and lost my I player .....
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Post by: TG on May 10, 2014, 07:42:41 PM
This whole event is interpersonal withe the essential forth wrighnness of the modernistic experienced of  predicted text I have always thort.
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Post by: Nick on May 10, 2014, 07:43:02 PM
I am lowering my expectations noooo:
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Post by: Barman on May 10, 2014, 07:43:39 PM
He should give the microphone to that bird on the roller skates....  noooo:
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Post by: Nick on May 10, 2014, 07:44:01 PM
Why?
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Post by: apc2010 on May 10, 2014, 07:44:26 PM
I am lowering my expectations noooo:

This is not a dating thread........... noooo:
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Post by: Nick on May 10, 2014, 07:45:27 PM
They look so pleased. Wrongly
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Post by: Nick on May 10, 2014, 07:47:03 PM
Knockers  cloud9:
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Post by: Barman on May 10, 2014, 07:47:30 PM
Lezzers...  noooo:
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Post by: Pastis on May 10, 2014, 07:47:43 PM
I like the props  redface:
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Post by: Landlady on May 10, 2014, 07:48:04 PM
Knockers - water - and the clap!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by: apc2010 on May 10, 2014, 07:48:22 PM
 eeek: eeek:
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Post by: Nick on May 10, 2014, 07:48:31 PM
It gets weirder  noooo:
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Post by: Nick on May 10, 2014, 07:49:00 PM
Minus 5
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Post by: Uncle Mort on May 10, 2014, 07:49:18 PM
Poland  :thumbsup:
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Post by: Pastis on May 10, 2014, 07:49:29 PM
Original pole dancing anyway .... moving on
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Post by: Barman on May 10, 2014, 07:49:46 PM
"Did I mention this used to be a dockyard?" happy001
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Post by: Uncle Mort on May 10, 2014, 07:50:19 PM
trampolines?
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Post by: Barman on May 10, 2014, 07:50:41 PM
15 points from Cyprus... ::)
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Post by: Nick on May 10, 2014, 07:51:00 PM
Gayer
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Post by: Barman on May 10, 2014, 07:51:23 PM
Gayers...
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Post by: Uncle Mort on May 10, 2014, 07:51:35 PM
catchy though
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Post by: apc2010 on May 10, 2014, 07:52:11 PM
More gayers........
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Post by: Barman on May 10, 2014, 07:52:27 PM
catchy though

AIDS?
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Post by: TG on May 10, 2014, 07:52:38 PM
Crowd pleaser. Should do well even if skint.
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Post by: Nick on May 10, 2014, 07:52:53 PM
15 points from Cyprus... ::)

All pissed  noooo: noooo:
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Post by: Landlady on May 10, 2014, 07:53:07 PM
Bad bad bad musically but catchy........................
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Post by: apc2010 on May 10, 2014, 07:53:20 PM
Gets Miss T's vote too.........
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Post by: Uncle Mort on May 10, 2014, 07:53:29 PM
The bearded lady!
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Post by: Nick on May 10, 2014, 07:53:41 PM
 eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:
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Post by: Landlady on May 10, 2014, 07:53:52 PM
Scary Mary BM - stay calm!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by: Nick on May 10, 2014, 07:54:44 PM
I wouldn't
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Post by: Pastis on May 10, 2014, 07:55:03 PM
Holy McFuckles!   eeek:
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Post by: Uncle Mort on May 10, 2014, 07:55:15 PM
Sounds like a Bond theme
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Post by: Barman on May 10, 2014, 07:55:24 PM
Holy Fuck! happy001
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Post by: apc2010 on May 10, 2014, 07:55:58 PM
Gayer..... rubschin:
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Post by: Barman on May 10, 2014, 07:56:23 PM
Sounds like a Bond theme

*strokes pussy*
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Post by: Nick on May 10, 2014, 07:56:50 PM
Winner???
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Post by: Uncle Mort on May 10, 2014, 07:57:05 PM
Wish I could get my beard that neat.  rubschin:
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Post by: Landlady on May 10, 2014, 07:57:13 PM
La Cage aux Folles - but bet he looks different the morning after on the pillow  eeek:
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Post by: Pastis on May 10, 2014, 07:57:27 PM
Never trust an Austrian ...   noooo:
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Post by: Barman on May 10, 2014, 07:57:43 PM
Best song so far but HOLY FUCK!  Shocked:
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Post by: apc2010 on May 10, 2014, 07:57:54 PM
Winner???

Could be .... rubschin:
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Post by: TG on May 10, 2014, 07:58:05 PM
Winner???

Prolly.
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Post by: Nick on May 10, 2014, 07:58:30 PM
Oh dear
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Post by: apc2010 on May 10, 2014, 07:58:39 PM
Never trust an Austrian ...   noooo:

 ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: apc2010 on May 10, 2014, 07:59:21 PM
Plastic "pink"..........
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Post by: Nick on May 10, 2014, 07:59:50 PM
Painful
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Post by: Barman on May 10, 2014, 07:59:58 PM
I like the Chermans....  Thumbs:
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Post by: Uncle Mort on May 10, 2014, 08:00:44 PM
Mein Gott! that's awful
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Post by: Landlady on May 10, 2014, 08:00:58 PM
Nein - bloody hell that got worse!
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Post by: Barman on May 10, 2014, 08:01:29 PM
Mein Gott! that's awful

I liked it.... and she had mahoosive breasts....  cloud9:
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Post by: Nick on May 10, 2014, 08:02:19 PM
Gayer with another beard  noooo:

Are you short of milk?
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Post by: Landlady on May 10, 2014, 08:03:38 PM
I'm just off to wash my face in Camay  ;)
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Post by: apc2010 on May 10, 2014, 08:04:43 PM
She can blow........ whistle:
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Post by: Barman on May 10, 2014, 08:05:04 PM
Make some noise!

Paaaarrrrpppppp!  redface:
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Post by: Barman on May 10, 2014, 08:05:56 PM
Is it time for my ABBA joke...?  ;D
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Post by: Pastis on May 10, 2014, 08:06:05 PM
I'd go for a Swede over a Turnip .... sorry DS
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Post by: Nick on May 10, 2014, 08:06:58 PM
All over

Blonde
English
Gayers love it
Winner
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Post by: Landlady on May 10, 2014, 08:07:41 PM
Pretty lady - good song (ish) certainly catchy........GAME OVER!!!
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Post by: Barman on May 10, 2014, 08:08:11 PM
Is there something wrong with her iPad...?
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Post by: Pastis on May 10, 2014, 08:08:42 PM
Top 3 material that Swede
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Post by: Barman on May 10, 2014, 08:09:54 PM
Top 3 material that Swede

France = bottom 3

*snigger*
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Post by: Pastis on May 10, 2014, 08:10:39 PM
Nul points ... hopefully
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Post by: Landlady on May 10, 2014, 08:11:33 PM
Gosh beat the little bastards to death with a french stick - please  evil:
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Post by: apc2010 on May 10, 2014, 08:12:06 PM
Austria also had a moustache........ rubschin:
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Post by: Barman on May 10, 2014, 08:12:39 PM
Twins...  cloud9:
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Post by: apc2010 on May 10, 2014, 08:13:48 PM
Wot they holding .......... whistle:
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Post by: Barman on May 10, 2014, 08:14:58 PM
Wot they holding .......... whistle:

Baldy???
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Post by: apc2010 on May 10, 2014, 08:15:50 PM
Wot they holding .......... whistle:

Baldy???

 whistle:
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Post by: Landlady on May 10, 2014, 08:16:00 PM
Blond bimbo crap....................
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Post by: Pastis on May 10, 2014, 08:16:05 PM
They look like the Russians I get spam emails from   redface:
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Post by: Landlady on May 10, 2014, 08:16:56 PM
They look like the Russians I get spam emails from   redface:
::)
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Post by: Landlady on May 10, 2014, 08:17:29 PM
I need more wine BM  angry041:
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Post by: Barman on May 10, 2014, 08:17:46 PM
Shite...  noooo:
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Post by: apc2010 on May 10, 2014, 08:18:04 PM
They look like the Russians I get spam emails from   redface:

How come they know exactly where I live ...yet to open an e-mail account takes fvcking ages......... noooo:
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Post by: Nick on May 10, 2014, 08:18:31 PM
No noooo: noooo:
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Post by: apc2010 on May 10, 2014, 08:19:44 PM
Bunga party girl.......... noooo:
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Post by: Landlady on May 10, 2014, 08:20:15 PM
Italy has fat thighs and SHOULD NOT wear her skirt that short!!!

Thank you BM for the new bottle of wine................ cloud9:
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Post by: apc2010 on May 10, 2014, 08:21:25 PM
Italy has fat thighs and SHOULD NOT wear her skirt that short!!!

Thank you BM for the new bottle of wine................ cloud9:

Miss T said the same.........
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Post by: Barman on May 10, 2014, 08:21:54 PM
She looks like Davros....  noooo:
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Post by: TG on May 10, 2014, 08:23:15 PM
Pissing it down here by the way.

Where were we?

Is she going to do something unmentionable with that flute?
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Post by: Landlady on May 10, 2014, 08:23:50 PM
She looks like Davros....  noooo:

Strange attire (agree) but good song............possible contender IMHO
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Post by: Barman on May 10, 2014, 08:24:12 PM
Pissing it down here by the way.

Where were we?

Is she going to do something unmentionable with that flute?

We live in hope....  eyes:
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Post by: Pastis on May 10, 2014, 08:24:30 PM
Slow - venia ...  noooo:
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Post by: Barman on May 10, 2014, 08:24:50 PM
More gayers... ::)
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Post by: apc2010 on May 10, 2014, 08:25:39 PM
Good song ......
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Post by: Nick on May 10, 2014, 08:26:19 PM
Going to bed  noooo: noooo: noooo:
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Post by: Barman on May 10, 2014, 08:26:48 PM
Good song ......

2gayers:
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Post by: apc2010 on May 10, 2014, 08:27:26 PM
Going to bed  noooo: noooo: noooo:

Are you BM ....... rubschin:
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Post by: Landlady on May 10, 2014, 08:28:07 PM
Good song Finland and although way too young (even in my imagination) lead singer is cute  eeek:

Contender.................
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Post by: miss Tchevious on May 10, 2014, 08:29:14 PM
Pissing it down here by the way.

Where were we?

Is she going to do something unmentionable with that flute?

I can play the recorder through my nose  Thumbs:
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Post by: Barman on May 10, 2014, 08:29:53 PM
Pissing it down here by the way.

Where were we?

Is she going to do something unmentionable with that flute?

I can play the recorder through my nose  Thumbs:

 eeek:
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Post by: Landlady on May 10, 2014, 08:31:16 PM
Spain - crap and why have they put her in her Mother's evening dress, which is too small by the way  ::)
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Post by: Nick on May 10, 2014, 08:32:20 PM
Pissing it down here by the way.

Where were we?

Is she going to do something unmentionable with that flute?

I can play the recorder through my nose  Thumbs:

 eeek: eeek: eeek:
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Post by: Landlady on May 10, 2014, 08:34:44 PM
Switzerland's answer to Roger Whittaker ............nearly fell of my chair on the first few opening notes!!!
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Post by: TG on May 10, 2014, 08:35:30 PM
Pissing it down here by the way.

Where were we?

Is she going to do something unmentionable with that flute?

I can play the recorder through my nose  Thumbs:

 eeek: eeek: eeek:

I might pay to see that.
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Post by: Landlady on May 10, 2014, 08:36:06 PM
Pissing it down here by the way.

Where were we?

Is she going to do something unmentionable with that flute?

I can play the recorder through my nose  Thumbs:

You have many talents Misty and singing better than 99% of what I've watched so far is also another one  cloud9:
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Post by: Pastis on May 10, 2014, 08:36:30 PM
dreadful .... stick to making watches Switzerland
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Post by: apc2010 on May 10, 2014, 08:36:41 PM
Switzerland's answer to Roger Whittaker ............nearly fell of my chair on the first few opening notes!!!

No more vino please BM...... noooo:
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Post by: Pastis on May 10, 2014, 08:38:13 PM
Jeeez .... at this rate the UK actually have a chance to be in the top ten  eeek:
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Post by: Barman on May 10, 2014, 08:39:02 PM
Jeeez .... at this rate the UK actually have a chance to be in the top ten  eeek:

 Shocked:
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Post by: Landlady on May 10, 2014, 08:39:44 PM
My votes to date:

Sweden
Finland
England
Austria
Hungary
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Post by: Pastis on May 10, 2014, 08:40:17 PM
We should have had Cliff in a frock with a beard ...   :thumbsup:
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Post by: apc2010 on May 10, 2014, 08:41:54 PM
Like this one ......very deacon blue....
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Post by: Landlady on May 10, 2014, 08:43:11 PM
Actually so do I Mr. A  eeek:

And the lead singer is floating my boat  eeek: ::) eeek: ::)
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Post by: TG on May 10, 2014, 08:43:33 PM
i would buy this.
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Post by: apc2010 on May 10, 2014, 08:46:06 PM
Fred Savage......... rubschin:
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Post by: Landlady on May 10, 2014, 08:46:30 PM
Is Michael Jackson now living in Denmark  eeek:

Shit I hate it............really I do! But it could win  angry041:
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Post by: Pastis on May 10, 2014, 08:48:12 PM
I rate this Dutch one
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Post by: TG on May 10, 2014, 08:50:48 PM
I rate this Dutch one

Same here. Winner.
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Post by: Landlady on May 10, 2014, 08:51:23 PM
I rate this Dutch one

A little bit C & W ????????????????
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Post by: TG on May 10, 2014, 08:54:00 PM
Back to dullness with a bump.
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Post by: apc2010 on May 10, 2014, 08:54:28 PM
Another bond theme song....
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Post by: Pastis on May 10, 2014, 08:55:01 PM
I rate this Dutch one

A little bit C & W ????????????????

Ok, an outsider   ;)
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Post by: Landlady on May 10, 2014, 08:55:56 PM
I admit I had to look them up  eeek:
Crap song - blond and boobs but not good enough B U T
they have NO National Debt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by: Landlady on May 10, 2014, 08:56:43 PM
Go Molly!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by: apc2010 on May 10, 2014, 08:58:11 PM
Poor=man's Florence and the machine............. noooo:
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Post by: Barman on May 10, 2014, 08:59:18 PM
Two hopes...  noooo:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: TG on May 10, 2014, 09:00:51 PM
Two hopes...  noooo:

Shouldn't you be in bed?
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Post by: apc2010 on May 10, 2014, 09:02:05 PM
Two hopes...  noooo:

Shouldn't you be in bed?

 ;D ;D
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Post by: Landlady on May 10, 2014, 09:03:30 PM
Poor=man's Florence and the machine............. noooo:

Yeah sort of agree but I did do the arm punching thing  ::)

Oh oh sarcasm from presenter to presenter !!!
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Post by: apc2010 on May 10, 2014, 09:04:59 PM
Poor=man's Florence and the machine............. noooo:

Yeah sort of agree but I did do the arm punching thing  ::)

Oh oh sarcasm from presenter to presenter !!!

Was your glass empty...... rubschin:
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Post by: Pastis on May 10, 2014, 09:06:14 PM
Time for that fried egg sarnie, eh   whistle:
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Post by: Landlady on May 10, 2014, 09:09:47 PM
Okay - numbie Euro Virgin lasted the course  lol: but not waiting for the final results because I've had the blankey on for over two hours now and wine having an effect so my final votes are:

Based on WHAT I think WILL be placed in the top 5:-

1)Denmark
2)Sweden
3)UK
4)Malta
5)Finland

Anyone gets it totally right - posted in the next 15 minutes BM - gets a bottle of nice vino from me  ;D
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Post by: Barman on May 10, 2014, 09:11:06 PM
Okay - numbie Euro Virgin lasted the course  lol: but not waiting for the final results because I've had the blankey on for over two hours now and wine having an effect so my final votes are:

Based on WHAT I think WILL be placed in the top 5:-

1)Denmark
2)Sweden
3)UK
4)Malta
5)Finland

Anyone gets it totally right - posted in the next 15 minutes BM - gets a bottle of nice vino from me  ;D

 Shocked:
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Post by: Landlady on May 10, 2014, 09:11:34 PM
Time for that fried egg sarnie, eh   whistle:

I'll have mine runny please Pastis  lol:
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Post by: apc2010 on May 10, 2014, 09:12:07 PM
Okay - numbie Euro Virgin lasted the course  lol: but not waiting for the final results because I've had the blankey on for over two hours now and wine having an effect so my final votes are:

Based on WHAT I think WILL be placed in the top 5:-

1)Denmark
2)Sweden
3)UK
4)Malta
5)Finland

Anyone gets it totally right - posted in the next 15 minutes BM - gets a bottle of nice vino from me  ;D


We get it right and BM gets a bottle of wine........... rubschin:
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Post by: Landlady on May 10, 2014, 09:12:55 PM
Okay - numbie Euro Virgin lasted the course  lol: but not waiting for the final results because I've had the blankey on for over two hours now and wine having an effect so my final votes are:

Based on WHAT I think WILL be placed in the top 5:-

1)Denmark
2)Sweden
3)UK
4)Malta
5)Finland

Anyone gets it totally right - posted in the next 15 minutes BM - gets a bottle of nice vino from me  ;D

 Shocked:


Promise ......................... I have made my vote and cast down the gauntlet so I will stick by it!!!!!
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Post by: Pastis on May 10, 2014, 09:13:17 PM
Time for that fried egg sarnie, eh   whistle:

I'll have mine runny please Pastis  lol:

ketchup?
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Post by: TG on May 10, 2014, 09:13:38 PM
Time for that fried egg sarnie, eh   whistle:

Indeed.
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Landlady on May 10, 2014, 09:14:49 PM
Time for that fried egg sarnie, eh   whistle:

I'll have mine runny please Pastis  lol:

ketchup?

Oh noooooooooooooooooooooo's - thank you  ;)
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Post by: Landlady on May 10, 2014, 09:16:50 PM
Night nights all.........................
Fun, I think  redface:
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Post by: apc2010 on May 10, 2014, 09:17:21 PM
Now this is an Eurovision song............. Thumbs:
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Post by: Pastis on May 10, 2014, 09:21:56 PM
I imagine Ukraine & Russia will be doing their usual reciprocal voting ...  whistle:
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Post by: apc2010 on May 10, 2014, 09:46:28 PM
 eeek:  rubschin:
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Post by: Barman on May 10, 2014, 09:47:35 PM
This is going well...  noooo:
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Post by: TG on May 10, 2014, 10:03:54 PM
See you next year people.  filter:
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Post by: apc2010 on May 10, 2014, 10:04:58 PM
See you next year people.  filter:

It's not finished yet.........
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Barman on May 10, 2014, 10:07:02 PM
See you next year people.  filter:

It's not finished yet.........

We're finished...  noooo:
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Post by: Barman on May 10, 2014, 10:24:19 PM
The bearded lady won...  noooo:
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Post by: apc2010 on May 10, 2014, 10:26:54 PM
The bearded lady won...  noooo:

So it's not over till the bearded lady sings.......... rubschin:
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Post by: Steve on May 10, 2014, 11:50:33 PM
The bearded lady won...  noooo:

So it's not over till the bearded lady sings.......... rubschin:
happy001

and worthy: to all the posting above.  We went to the Cypriot pub and missed it (it was on in the other bar) and fast forwarded most of it on our return.  What a silly winner.

For what it's worth I'd have given it to the two Russian girlies  ;)
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Post by: apc2010 on May 10, 2014, 11:52:18 PM
The bearded lady won...  noooo:

So it's not over till the bearded lady sings.......... rubschin:
happy001

and worthy: to all the posting above.  We went to the Cypriot pub and missed it (it was on in the other bar) and fast forwarded most of it on our return.  What a silly winner.

For what it's worth I'd have given it to the two Russian girlies  ;)

snigger.......... redface:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Barman on May 11, 2014, 07:25:47 AM
The bearded lady won...  noooo:

So it's not over till the bearded lady sings.......... rubschin:
happy001

and worthy: to all the posting above.  We went to the Cypriot pub and missed it (it was on in the other bar) and fast forwarded most of it on our return.  What a silly winner.

For what it's worth I'd have given it to the two Russian girlies  ;)

snigger.......... redface:

My friend e-mailed this morning and called it the Euro-pushto-vision....  lol:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: apc2010 on May 11, 2014, 05:15:35 PM

Congratulations to Conchita on winning the Eurovision Song Contest.......



The last time an Austrian with amusing facial hair made such a big impression across Europe was in 1939......

Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Nick on May 11, 2014, 05:19:11 PM
 :thumbsup:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Barman on May 11, 2014, 05:20:01 PM

Congratulations to Conchita on winning the Eurovision Song Contest.......



The last time an Austrian with amusing facial hair made such a big impression across Europe was in 1939......

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Steve on May 11, 2014, 05:41:53 PM

Congratulations to Conchita on winning the Eurovision Song Contest.......



The last time an Austrian with amusing facial hair made such a big impression across Europe was in 1939......

 lol: lol: lol:
lol: lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: boogs on May 13, 2014, 11:30:56 AM

Congratulations to Conchita on winning the Eurovision Song Contest.......



The last time an Austrian with amusing facial hair made such a big impression across Europe was in 1939......

 lol: lol: lol:

Missed the start  eeek:     What was it a man/woman  or a woman/man  rubschin:   

Can I just say WHY    noooo:   Or is it me  Shrugs:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Steve on May 13, 2014, 11:38:54 AM

Congratulations to Conchita on winning the Eurovision Song Contest.......



The last time an Austrian with amusing facial hair made such a big impression across Europe was in 1939......

 lol: lol: lol:

Missed the start  eeek:     What was it a man/woman  or a woman/man  rubschin:   

Can I just say WHY    noooo:   Or is it me  Shrugs:
Not just you

IIRC it's a full bloke dressed as a woman in a shameless and of course successful attempt to get noticed

 noooo: noooo:  noooo: imho


If only the Elephant Man was alive we'd have won
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: apc2010 on May 13, 2014, 11:41:14 AM

Congratulations to Conchita on winning the Eurovision Song Contest.......



The last time an Austrian with amusing facial hair made such a big impression across Europe was in 1939......

 lol: lol: lol:

Missed the start  eeek:     What was it a man/woman  or a woman/man  rubschin:   

Can I just say WHY    noooo:   Or is it me  Shrugs:
Not just you

IIRC it's a full bloke dressed as a woman in a shameless and of course successful attempt to get noticed

 noooo: noooo:  noooo: imho


If only the Elephant Man was alive we'd have won

I thought Russell Brand had won.... rubschin:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Steve on May 13, 2014, 12:05:40 PM

Congratulations to Conchita on winning the Eurovision Song Contest.......



The last time an Austrian with amusing facial hair made such a big impression across Europe was in 1939......

 lol: lol: lol:

Missed the start  eeek:     What was it a man/woman  or a woman/man  rubschin:   

Can I just say WHY    noooo:   Or is it me  Shrugs:
Not just you

IIRC it's a full bloke dressed as a woman in a shameless and of course successful attempt to get noticed

 noooo: noooo:  noooo: imho


If only the Elephant Man was alive we'd have won

I thought Russell Brand had won.... rubschin:
lol:

 rubschin:    maybe he did
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 01, 2014, 05:45:42 AM
Submitting a Father Ted song for next year's Eurovision? Doesn't sound any worse than any of the other owld bollocks that ends up on there and could have made the contest a little more amusing..  rubschin:

http://youtu.be/jzYzVMcgWhg (http://youtu.be/jzYzVMcgWhg)

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-28066759 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-28066759)
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: apc2010 on December 07, 2014, 06:06:36 PM
Auditions start tonight for Cyprus......... eeek: 
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Nick on December 07, 2014, 06:37:58 PM
Enter Foggy, you say?  redface:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Barman on December 07, 2014, 07:30:55 PM
Auditions start tonight for Cyprus......... eeek:

 rubschin:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: apc2010 on December 07, 2014, 07:51:08 PM
Auditions start tonight for Cyprus......... eeek:

 rubschin:

In the paper.......... rubschin:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Baldy on December 07, 2014, 09:33:07 PM
Auditions start tonight for Cyprus......... eeek:

 rubschin:

In the paper.......... rubschin:

Did you buy that paper? Or did someone leave it on the train?....We do not have trains in Cyprus.  rubschin:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: apc2010 on February 01, 2015, 05:38:23 AM
They pick the Cyprus  entry tonight......... Thumbs:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Steve on February 10, 2015, 10:52:36 PM
Strewth  eeek:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-31380742 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-31380742)

"Australia is to compete at this year's Eurovision Song Contest."
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: apc2010 on February 11, 2015, 03:16:12 AM
Strewth  eeek:

[url]http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-31380742[/url] ([url]http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-31380742[/url])

"Australia is to compete at this year's Eurovision Song Contest."


We need TG's opinion on this...... rubschin:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 11, 2015, 12:38:03 PM
Strewth  eeek:

[url]http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-31380742[/url] ([url]http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-31380742[/url])

"Australia is to compete at this year's Eurovision Song Contest."


"No pooftahs"
 noooo:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.huffpost.com%2Fgen%2F1792085%2Fthumbs%2Fo-CONCHITA-WURST-facebook.jpg&hash=51eb562a323f1ab549cd3cc9360bce83)
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 11, 2015, 12:44:36 PM
Strewth  eeek:

[url]http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-31380742[/url] ([url]http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-31380742[/url])

"Australia is to compete at this year's Eurovision Song Contest."


"No pooftahs"
 noooo:

([url]https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.huffpost.com%2Fgen%2F1792085%2Fthumbs%2Fo-CONCHITA-WURST-facebook.jpg&hash=51eb562a323f1ab549cd3cc9360bce83[/url])


You swine Darwin, this is now stuck in my head  lol:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6b7r5jIEe9s (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6b7r5jIEe9s)
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 11, 2015, 12:51:12 PM
Strewth  eeek:

[url]http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-31380742[/url] ([url]http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-31380742[/url])

"Australia is to compete at this year's Eurovision Song Contest."


"No pooftahs"
 noooo:

([url]https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.huffpost.com%2Fgen%2F1792085%2Fthumbs%2Fo-CONCHITA-WURST-facebook.jpg&hash=51eb562a323f1ab549cd3cc9360bce83[/url])


You swine Darwin, this is now stuck in my head  lol:

[url]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6b7r5jIEe9s[/url] ([url]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6b7r5jIEe9s[/url])

 whistle:

At least it is just your head.
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Barman on February 11, 2015, 01:41:23 PM
Strewth  eeek:

[url]http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-31380742[/url] ([url]http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-31380742[/url])

"Australia is to compete at this year's Eurovision Song Contest."


"No pooftahs"
 noooo:

([url]https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.huffpost.com%2Fgen%2F1792085%2Fthumbs%2Fo-CONCHITA-WURST-facebook.jpg&hash=51eb562a323f1ab549cd3cc9360bce83[/url])


happy001
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: apc2010 on February 11, 2015, 11:12:14 PM
Strewth  eeek:

[url]http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-31380742[/url] ([url]http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-31380742[/url])

"Australia is to compete at this year's Eurovision Song Contest."


"No pooftahs"
 noooo:

([url]https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.huffpost.com%2Fgen%2F1792085%2Fthumbs%2Fo-CONCHITA-WURST-facebook.jpg&hash=51eb562a323f1ab549cd3cc9360bce83[/url])


happy001


Conchita, proved to be big down under............... rubschin:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Steve on February 11, 2015, 11:20:01 PM
So what happens if the Ozzies win?  Do they host it the next year at breakfast time in Europe?   Methinks a less than thought through plan this
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Baldy on February 12, 2015, 10:54:35 AM
Strewth  eeek:

[url]http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-31380742[/url] ([url]http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-31380742[/url])

"Australia is to compete at this year's Eurovision Song Contest."


"No pooftahs"
 noooo:

([url]https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.huffpost.com%2Fgen%2F1792085%2Fthumbs%2Fo-CONCHITA-WURST-facebook.jpg&hash=51eb562a323f1ab549cd3cc9360bce83[/url])


happy001


Conchita, proved to be big down under............... rubschin:


 drumroll:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: apc2010 on February 12, 2015, 12:16:25 PM
Strewth  eeek:

[url]http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-31380742[/url] ([url]http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-31380742[/url])

"Australia is to compete at this year's Eurovision Song Contest."


"No pooftahs"
 noooo:

([url]https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.huffpost.com%2Fgen%2F1792085%2Fthumbs%2Fo-CONCHITA-WURST-facebook.jpg&hash=51eb562a323f1ab549cd3cc9360bce83[/url])


happy001


Conchita, proved to be big down under............... rubschin:


 drumroll:


At last........ Thumbs:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 12, 2015, 12:26:45 PM
Strewth  eeek:

[url]http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-31380742[/url] ([url]http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-31380742[/url])

"Australia is to compete at this year's Eurovision Song Contest."


"No pooftahs"
 noooo:

([url]https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.huffpost.com%2Fgen%2F1792085%2Fthumbs%2Fo-CONCHITA-WURST-facebook.jpg&hash=51eb562a323f1ab549cd3cc9360bce83[/url])


happy001


Conchita, proved to be big down under............... rubschin:


 drumroll:


 drumroll: drumroll:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 08, 2015, 09:05:12 PM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-31785154 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-31785154)

 rubschin: Well it beats some previous entries.
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: apc2010 on March 08, 2015, 09:08:41 PM
[url]http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-31785154[/url] ([url]http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-31785154[/url])

 rubschin: Well it beats some previous entries.


In Germany a guy won ..live on TV....then said no thanks. eeek:   rubschin:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 09, 2015, 12:47:16 PM
Sounds perfectly reasonable to me Apey, he now knows he is good enough to be able to represent Germany without having to go through the torture of being forced to listen to all the other entries.  Thumbs:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Steve on March 09, 2015, 03:10:31 PM
Sounds perfectly reasonable to me Apey, he now knows he is good enough to be able to represent Germany without having to go through the torture of being forced to listen to all the other entries.  Thumbs:
Thumbs: Thumbs:

Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 10, 2015, 03:51:43 PM
Having said that Steve I'm intruiged by Finland's entry this year.  rubschin:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-31682196 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-31682196)
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Steve on March 10, 2015, 06:36:25 PM
Having said that Steve I'm intruiged by Finland's entry this year.  rubschin:

[url]http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-31682196[/url] ([url]http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-31682196[/url])

Only 85 seconds, I dislike it less already
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: TG on May 22, 2015, 06:14:01 PM
Hello? Still here.

Yay! Another year and I am still above ground.

So. You?

All good?

If you reply to this I will assume you are not dead !

 cloud9:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on May 22, 2015, 08:09:09 PM
Not dead here.   Party001:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: TG on May 22, 2015, 08:31:52 PM
Yay!  2 people!

Anyone else not dead?

 Party001: Party001:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 22, 2015, 09:00:34 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dTg0WpJLyhA (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dTg0WpJLyhA)

 whistle:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Steve on May 22, 2015, 10:07:30 PM
Yay!  2 people!

Anyone else not dead?

 Party001: Party001:
Well not as I typ
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: apc2010 on May 22, 2015, 11:15:44 PM
 rubschin:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Barman on May 23, 2015, 05:46:18 AM
Hello? Still here.

Yay! Another year and I am still above ground.

So. You?

All good?

If you reply to this I will assume you are not dead !

 cloud9:

I feel like the walking dead this morning... Does that count...?
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Nick on May 23, 2015, 07:43:01 AM
I am a bit dead, but no one here cares  sad24: sad24:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Barman on May 23, 2015, 08:22:33 AM
I am a bit dead, but no one here cares  sad24: sad24:
tunble:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Nick on May 23, 2015, 08:38:06 AM
 sad32:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Steve on May 23, 2015, 10:20:57 AM
I am a bit dead, but no one here cares  sad24: sad24:

 rubschin:  I'm sure I affected some sort of sympathy.  Not real sympathy of course, just keeping up appearances type sympathy.  I am sure though that I did not say "please die quietly and hurry up with it". That would have been right out

In fact the record shows I eeeked out an "oh woes".  What more could you want?
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Nick on May 23, 2015, 10:22:55 AM
 sad24: sad24: too kind  sad24:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Uncle Mort on May 23, 2015, 01:32:05 PM
We do care ~ just no need to get the needle like.   whistle:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Nick on May 23, 2015, 01:34:18 PM
 sad24: sad24:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Barman on May 23, 2015, 04:40:37 PM
What time does it start like...?
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Nick on May 23, 2015, 04:42:18 PM
 facepalm:

Goes off to Google BBC schedule...................

oh, look! 8.00  ::)
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: apc2010 on May 23, 2015, 04:45:14 PM
facepalm:

Goes off to Google BBC schedule...................

oh, look! 8.00  ::)

Miss T did that..... Thumbs:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: miss Tchevious on May 23, 2015, 04:48:08 PM
 Thumbs:

All ready like   Thumbs: Thumbs:. Off to pick up my chinese food then settle in for the night. Apey's excitement is overwhelming  ::)
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Barman on May 23, 2015, 05:18:26 PM
facepalm:

Goes off to Google BBC schedule...................

oh, look! 8.00  ::)

Why should I search the interwebz when I have a sick person to do it for me...? ::)
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Pastis on May 23, 2015, 05:39:39 PM
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs1.postimg.org%2Fibwy2ld4b%2Feurovision.jpg&hash=af00120f333bb6e5c1d4ad81ced83f4c) (http://postimg.org/image/ibwy2ld4b/)

Need to clicky ...  ;)
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Barman on May 23, 2015, 05:50:01 PM
([url]https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs1.postimg.org%2Fibwy2ld4b%2Feurovision.jpg&hash=af00120f333bb6e5c1d4ad81ced83f4c[/url]) ([url]http://postimg.org/image/ibwy2ld4b/[/url])

Need to clicky ...  ;)


 ;D
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Nick on May 23, 2015, 06:55:18 PM
All set................... :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Nick on May 23, 2015, 06:58:32 PM
TG is here, so we can start  :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: TG on May 23, 2015, 07:00:53 PM
I appear to be sober. Which is distressing.
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Nick on May 23, 2015, 07:03:31 PM
Looks like bonfire night so far
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: apc2010 on May 23, 2015, 07:06:50 PM
All ready.... Thumbs: Thumbs:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Nick on May 23, 2015, 07:08:32 PM
Nice they let let the black lass take part, what with them being Nazis and all
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Nick on May 23, 2015, 07:09:22 PM
Armed guards fend off catholic priests
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Mrs TG on May 23, 2015, 07:10:03 PM
Im here! hello to fellow VPs ...got the wine out and now for fun....LOL   cloud9:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: apc2010 on May 23, 2015, 07:11:03 PM
Im here! hello to fellow VPs ...got the wine out and now for fun....LOL   cloud9:

 Thumbs:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Nick on May 23, 2015, 07:11:34 PM
I've got a poorly leg, you know
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: lurcherd on May 23, 2015, 07:12:25 PM
Good evening from the TG's residence. Slurp
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: apc2010 on May 23, 2015, 07:12:47 PM
Someone wake BM up......... noooo:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Mrs TG on May 23, 2015, 07:13:32 PM
Must be ole age Nick you must be getting on a bit now? LOL  NickSick
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Nick on May 23, 2015, 07:14:19 PM
Did he say Nigella??? SHehas her knockers, but I think she's OK
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: lurcherd on May 23, 2015, 07:17:05 PM
 drumroll:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Mrs TG on May 23, 2015, 07:19:53 PM
Good evening from the TG's residence. Slurp

Good evening dear....pass me my wine please!!!!! angry041:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Nick on May 23, 2015, 07:21:02 PM
Those three lasses seem to be able to get their tongues round most things
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: lurcherd on May 23, 2015, 07:21:46 PM
There ya go dear
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Nick on May 23, 2015, 07:22:14 PM
Poor girl. Her ears aare cold  sad24: sad24:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: apc2010 on May 23, 2015, 07:23:04 PM
Those three lasses seem to be able to get their tongues round most things

Mr Thread..... noooo:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Nick on May 23, 2015, 07:23:43 PM
This one lokks like an audition for a Bond movie theme
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: apc2010 on May 23, 2015, 07:25:05 PM
crap...
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Nick on May 23, 2015, 07:25:40 PM
FROGS  happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Nick on May 23, 2015, 07:26:30 PM
Audience scream in pain  noooo:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Mrs TG on May 23, 2015, 07:27:21 PM
2 crap.... Banghead
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Nick on May 23, 2015, 07:30:58 PM
He should tuck his shirt in! cussing: cussing:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Steve on May 23, 2015, 07:33:54 PM
([url]https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs1.postimg.org%2Fibwy2ld4b%2Feurovision.jpg&hash=af00120f333bb6e5c1d4ad81ced83f4c[/url]) ([url]http://postimg.org/image/ibwy2ld4b/[/url])

Need to clicky ...  ;)


 ;D

 lol: lol:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: lurcherd on May 23, 2015, 07:34:35 PM
 surrender:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Nick on May 23, 2015, 07:35:50 PM
He should sue his barber  noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Mrs TG on May 23, 2015, 07:36:23 PM
He needs to carry on his Singing Lessons.....she is bit of improvement..... sad24:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: lurcherd on May 23, 2015, 07:37:42 PM
Here we go, lets see if we can do better than last year.
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Mrs TG on May 23, 2015, 07:38:27 PM
Holds Breath..this has to be a improvement...... rubschin:
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Nick on May 23, 2015, 07:39:06 PM
I am getting STRIPES.....................
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: lurcherd on May 23, 2015, 07:39:27 PM
 :lalalala :lalalala
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Steve on May 23, 2015, 07:40:25 PM
I am 36 minutes behind reality.  Can I safely fast forward or will I miss something
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Post by: Nick on May 23, 2015, 07:41:03 PM
Is she pregnant?
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Post by: lurcherd on May 23, 2015, 07:43:18 PM
 eastdrink048
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Post by: lurcherd on May 23, 2015, 07:44:59 PM
Strewth I have lost the will to live already
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Post by: Uncle Mort on May 23, 2015, 07:45:15 PM
Liked ours best so far. The French effort was abysmal  noooo:
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Post by: Nick on May 23, 2015, 07:46:38 PM
DOWN THE FROGS. tHEY MAY AS WELL SURRENDER NOW  noooo: noooo:
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Post by: lurcherd on May 23, 2015, 07:47:12 PM
DOWN THE FROGS. tHEY MAY AS WELL SURRENDER NOW  noooo: noooo:

LOL
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Post by: Nick on May 23, 2015, 07:48:59 PM
The irony is that the theme is "Building Bridges" yet everyone in Europe is slagging off everyone else as I write. This alone would give Cameron ammo to renegtiate every EU treaty
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Post by: Nick on May 23, 2015, 07:50:14 PM
Pie shortage explained in some place in Europe
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Post by: Uncle Mort on May 23, 2015, 07:50:32 PM
The fat lady's singing  eeek:
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Post by: Uncle Mort on May 23, 2015, 07:51:02 PM
...is it all over?
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Post by: Nick on May 23, 2015, 07:51:23 PM
Praying for a trampoline
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Post by: Uncle Mort on May 23, 2015, 07:52:22 PM
Can't do any harm like



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Post by: apc2010 on May 23, 2015, 07:53:54 PM
Can't do any harm like



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 ;D ;D
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Post by: Nick on May 23, 2015, 07:54:53 PM
 drumroll:
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Post by: lurcherd on May 23, 2015, 07:55:56 PM
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
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Post by: Steve on May 23, 2015, 07:57:34 PM
I am catching up

Slovenia:  dreaful
France: worse
Israel: where's a Hamas rocket when you need it
Estonia: not bad at all, nice chest too
UK: my Mum would like it, I didn't but we will hear far worse and have already (France)
Armenia: tolerable
Lithuania: childish, the blonde backing singer looks ' interesting'  eyes:
Serbia: the cause of the world pie crisis revealed.  Best song so far though(well least worst)
Norway: dreary and I've run out of fast fwd

I am now back live, just losing the will live  surrender:



Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Steve on May 23, 2015, 07:58:54 PM
Can't do any harm like



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 ;D ;D

 ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Mrs TG on May 23, 2015, 08:00:38 PM
Yums Sweden is good on the eye...!! rubschin:
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Post by: Uncle Mort on May 23, 2015, 08:02:12 PM
Yums Sweden is good on the eye...!! rubschin:

Nope, don't see myself.
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Post by: apc2010 on May 23, 2015, 08:02:38 PM
Winner..... rubschin:
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Post by: Mrs TG on May 23, 2015, 08:03:13 PM
Winner..... rubschin:


 cloud9:
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Post by: Steve on May 23, 2015, 08:03:58 PM
Winner..... rubschin:
Hope not, over rated imho

Oh god we have some geek from Cyprus now
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Post by: Nick on May 23, 2015, 08:04:07 PM
Clark Kent  eeek:
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Post by: miss Tchevious on May 23, 2015, 08:04:23 PM
Yums Sweden is good on the eye...!! rubschin:

Oh yes.  cloud9:
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Post by: Nick on May 23, 2015, 08:04:56 PM
 noooo: noooo: noooo:
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Post by: Uncle Mort on May 23, 2015, 08:05:32 PM
Clark Kent  eeek:

Quick! get a phone box on stage.
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Post by: lurcherd on May 23, 2015, 08:05:50 PM
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Title: Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
Post by: Mrs TG on May 23, 2015, 08:06:30 PM
Oh dear were are my tablets?  Banghead
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Post by: Nick on May 23, 2015, 08:08:32 PM
Thank god it's my bedtime soon. I will wait up for the David Dimbleby report on the count (on the wireless)
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Post by: lurcherd on May 23, 2015, 08:09:47 PM
Passing a strong Coffee to Nick  filter:
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Post by: Nick on May 23, 2015, 08:11:55 PM
Spooky
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Post by: Steve on May 23, 2015, 08:12:35 PM
Not much danger of the Ozzies winning on merit then
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Post by: Uncle Mort on May 23, 2015, 08:12:45 PM
I'm losing the will...
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Post by: Nick on May 23, 2015, 08:15:53 PM
Feck moi, it's that Russell Brand eeek:
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Post by: lurcherd on May 23, 2015, 08:16:25 PM
10 p to win for Belgium.
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Post by: Steve on May 23, 2015, 08:17:16 PM
at least they tried
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Post by: Nick on May 23, 2015, 08:17:46 PM
Someone dial 999
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Post by: Nick on May 23, 2015, 08:19:36 PM
Moira Stewart???
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Post by: Steve on May 23, 2015, 08:20:32 PM
BM seems to have done a runner

Austrian Russell Brand can belt out a good tune imho. 
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Post by: lurcherd on May 23, 2015, 08:20:53 PM
Gawd please dont let Greece win yet
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Post by: Nick on May 23, 2015, 08:22:34 PM
SHe seems to have a breathing difficulty. Must be her chest
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Post by: lurcherd on May 23, 2015, 08:23:27 PM
Phew I think Greece will be safe
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Post by: Nick on May 23, 2015, 08:26:22 PM
Paedo alert  scared2:
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Post by: Nick on May 23, 2015, 08:30:47 PM
AMy Winehouse lives!!
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Post by: Mrs TG on May 23, 2015, 08:31:48 PM
Men keep you eye on the music...such a tart..!! whistle:
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Post by: Nick on May 23, 2015, 08:33:09 PM
Are we nearly there yet?  NickSick NickSick NickSick
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Post by: apc2010 on May 23, 2015, 08:33:27 PM
Men keep you eye on the music...such a tart..!! whistle:

 redface:
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Post by: Nick on May 23, 2015, 08:34:17 PM
Poland plays the wheelchair card  ::)
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Post by: Nick on May 23, 2015, 08:35:37 PM
SHameless. And it is not even a flashing chair with fireworks or lasers  noooo: noooo:
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Post by: lurcherd on May 23, 2015, 08:36:18 PM
Poland plays the wheelchair card  ::)

Yep deffo for the sympathy vote.
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Post by: Uncle Mort on May 23, 2015, 08:38:37 PM
Now that's what I call a frock!
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Post by: Nick on May 23, 2015, 08:38:56 PM
Is she standing on a box?
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Post by: lurcherd on May 23, 2015, 08:39:13 PM
God strewth whats this for heavens sake. I need a drink.  Shocked:
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Post by: Nick on May 23, 2015, 08:43:09 PM
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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Post by: Nick on May 23, 2015, 08:44:43 PM
Getting perplexed by the speed of the changes. They have gone through umpteen pianos already. HOW??
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Post by: Steve on May 23, 2015, 08:46:58 PM
I have had to rewind for the benefit of Mrs K

She likes the Swedish guy too   evil:
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Post by: Nick on May 23, 2015, 08:48:06 PM
I can see her pants  eeek:
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Post by: Steve on May 23, 2015, 08:50:25 PM
I can see her pants  eeek:
Gusset vision

not a bad song though
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Post by: Nick on May 23, 2015, 08:53:59 PM
Given all the warnings I feel like staging an epileptic fit  rubschin: rubschin:
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Post by: Nick on May 23, 2015, 08:54:34 PM
Those poor crows noooo: noooo:
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Post by: Mrs TG on May 23, 2015, 08:55:06 PM
Concentrate on the song...!!! tunble:
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Post by: Nick on May 23, 2015, 08:55:50 PM
SHe's ahealthy size  :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
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Post by: Nick on May 23, 2015, 08:58:37 PM
ENOUGH  angry041: angry041: angry041:
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Post by: apc2010 on May 23, 2015, 09:00:42 PM
voting soon....
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Post by: Uncle Mort on May 23, 2015, 09:02:34 PM
Another plunging neckline.
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Post by: Steve on May 23, 2015, 09:03:39 PM
Is there any half time entertainment while the vote rigging goes on?

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Post by: Uncle Mort on May 23, 2015, 09:05:33 PM
I would assume so.
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Post by: Uncle Mort on May 23, 2015, 09:06:07 PM
The Russki song was quite good.
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Post by: Steve on May 23, 2015, 09:06:26 PM
Another plunging neckline.
And a very good one too

so so song, excellent chest.  A sure winner
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Post by: apc2010 on May 23, 2015, 09:06:42 PM
The Russki song was quite good.

 Thumbs:
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Post by: miss Tchevious on May 23, 2015, 09:07:15 PM
The Russki song was quite good.

game over, thats the winner.
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Post by: Steve on May 23, 2015, 09:09:16 PM
Still think the Serbian Piewoman was the best song

Albanians can't half shout a bit
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Post by: Uncle Mort on May 23, 2015, 09:11:20 PM
More eye candy for the ladies.
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Post by: Steve on May 23, 2015, 09:13:08 PM
More eye candy for the ladies.
but it's vaguely classy

Won't win then
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Post by: miss Tchevious on May 23, 2015, 09:14:35 PM
More eye candy for the ladies.
but it's vaguely classy

Won't win then

Love this!!!! Amore amore!!!!  cloud9:
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Post by: Steve on May 23, 2015, 09:18:08 PM
So will the UK beat Cyprus?
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Post by: apc2010 on May 23, 2015, 09:19:03 PM
So will the UK beat Cyprus?

We have 2.... Thumbs:
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Post by: Steve on May 23, 2015, 10:02:18 PM
So will the UK beat Cyprus?

We have 2.... Thumbs:
Your crap is thrashing our crap
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Post by: apc2010 on May 23, 2015, 10:04:46 PM
So will the UK beat Cyprus?

We have 2.... Thumbs:
Your crap is thrashing our crap

 Thumbs:
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Post by: Steve on May 23, 2015, 10:18:51 PM
Everyone's buggered off

wise
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Post by: apc2010 on May 23, 2015, 10:24:13 PM
 whistle:
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Post by: Grumpmeister on May 23, 2015, 10:34:23 PM
Oh shame I seem to have got back from work late and missed all the shite songs.  whistle:
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Post by: Steve on May 23, 2015, 10:40:07 PM
Oh shame I seem to have got back from work late and missed all the shite songs.  whistle:

there's been some epic cleavage too
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Post by: Nick on May 24, 2015, 02:34:34 PM
Cameron welcomes Eurovision result

Prime Minister, David Cameron, said today how thrilled he had been with this year’s Eurovision song contest.

“The theme was “Building Bridges”, clearly a proto-Federalist message. Fortunately, the nationalist spirit of the participating nations quickly saw that one off in a two hour fiasco of crazed posturing, exploding pianos and wind machines. The French surpassed themselves with moody pouting and for once the Belgians managed to be mildly amusing.”

He continued, “But of course it was the voting that really made me jump for joy. Forgetting about building bridges European citizens wasted no time in settling scores and humiliating their enemies. The Germans got a well deserved fat zero (no, Ms Merkel, we remember the war!) and the French did little better, they may as well have surrendered immediately after their song.  Yes, I admit, we didn’t do well, but remember, almost everyone sang in English to make sure they were understood (except the Frogs) and those plucky colonials, the Aussies, did very well. “

Concerns that the male population of Europe will have to endure months of swooning over Swedish winner by their womenfolk was dismissed by experts as unlikely. “Mans Zelmerlow will soon be outed as gay and that should calm them all down,” said Heinz Vexjo, President of the Eurovision Fan Club.
Talks are now under way to begin a Eurovision Cleavage Competition in 2016 in order to cut out other distractions in next year’s contest.
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Post by: Mrs TG on May 24, 2015, 03:44:43 PM
very good! sorry we went Missing pc crashed/family visitors/tg wasent drunk enough etc
try an get on more an chat.....I bet your so excited NOT! sad32:
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Post by: Nick on May 24, 2015, 03:45:31 PM
I just went to bed  noooo: noooo:
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Post by: Mrs TG on May 24, 2015, 03:48:02 PM
I just went to bed  noooo: noooo:

We went  off early so though I would explain haha!  point:
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Post by: Just One More on May 24, 2015, 05:05:12 PM
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Post by: Nick on May 24, 2015, 05:07:48 PM
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: Barman on May 24, 2015, 05:34:10 PM
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happy001
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Post by: Steve on May 24, 2015, 06:04:13 PM

Cameron welcomes Eurovision result

Prime Minister, David Cameron, said today how thrilled he had been with this year’s Eurovision song contest.

“The theme was “Building Bridges”, clearly a proto-Federalist message. Fortunately, the nationalist spirit of the participating nations quickly saw that one off in a two hour fiasco of crazed posturing, exploding pianos and wind machines. The French surpassed themselves with moody pouting and for once the Belgians managed to be mildly amusing.”

He continued, “But of course it was the voting that really made me jump for joy. Forgetting about building bridges European citizens wasted no time in settling scores and humiliating their enemies. The Germans got a well deserved fat zero (no, Ms Merkel, we remember the war!) and the French did little better, they may as well have su