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Title: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on August 19, 2007, 10:37:17 AM
Always a source of amusement, if only because the questions asked are so weird.

Someone just posted this!

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I have a giant african land snail and it looks like its insides are coming out of its mouth. Can you help?
It seems lively, but cannot eat because of what is coming out of its mouth. It looks like a bobbly cream-coloured mass with a pulsating tube which secretes slime. Please help fast!


It is the "it seems lively" bit that I find most worrying for some reason
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Snoopy on August 19, 2007, 10:42:10 AM

Browsing Yahoo FFS! eeek:

Clearly too wet to cut the grass today  ::)
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on August 19, 2007, 10:43:29 AM
It is horrid here. I fear Mrs Nick is planning some sort of activity for us this afternoon. She wants to buy a tumble dryer. Why? Cos the house has been full of damp washing all "summer". cry:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Snoopy on August 19, 2007, 10:49:20 AM
Ah! If you think pink clothes are bad wait until you see the size of some things that come out of a tumble dryer!
You put in one of her sweaters and it comes out only fitting a Barbie Doll. Then you are in it up to your ears ~ because it was always her "favourite".
Tumble dryers are expensive to run and most clothes say on the label "Do not Tumble". Show her the washing instructions on most of her clothing ~ she may just change her mind ... if not you will need to also buy a magnifying glass and read every f*cking label before you wash and tumble the garments.
Been there, done that! evil:


Life as a House Husband is not an easy one. noooo:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on August 19, 2007, 10:51:15 AM
Good plan. I used to wash woollens too hot. Many of my old jumpers are too small for Mrs Nick but The Boy fits them now ::)

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Do you need a passport to travel from the uk the isle of wright by ferry?
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Snoopy on August 19, 2007, 10:57:28 AM
Good plan. I used to wash woollens too hot. Many of my old jumpers are too small for Mrs Nick but The Boy fits them now ::)

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Do you need a passport to travel from the uk the isle of wright by ferry?

Having lived on the IoW I can tell the enquirer the answer is no but there are many shops on the Island that sell IoW passports to the tourists.  ::)

As for the Tumble Dryer ~ they take forever to dry anything because the average household washing machine does not spin fast enough to remove the excess water so your first hour in the tumbler is spent reheating the water logged items from the 40 deg wash to something much higher ~ which is why they shrink.
Your best bet is to take all tumble-able items, once home washed, to your local launderette where they will have a high speed spin dryer. Use that first then tumble dry on a medium setting. Their dryers are much larger thus the airflow is better and the clothes dry quicker. You also get to sit with a lot of yummy mummies who will be happy to "help" you if you look "helpless" enough.  eyes:
You also get to watch their undies tumbling around behind the glass door. lol:

I have over the years spent many a happy hour in launderettes.
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on August 19, 2007, 10:58:28 AM
I see you have a hobby
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Barman on August 19, 2007, 01:04:47 PM
It is horrid here. I fear Mrs Nick is planning some sort of activity for us this afternoon. She wants to buy a tumble dryer. Why? Cos the house has been full of damp washing all "summer". cry:

Why?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Jnam-gkSrI

Be afraid...  scared2:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Snoopy on August 19, 2007, 01:15:26 PM
That comes under the generic heading of "Dick-Head"
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on August 19, 2007, 02:40:03 PM
"The Dinosaurs became extinct because of the Big Bang right? But what exactly caused the Big Bang?"

Oh deary me.
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Snoopy on August 19, 2007, 02:43:03 PM
"The Dinosaurs became extinct because of the Big Bang right? But what exactly caused the Big Bang?"

Oh deary me.

's edjewkashun under nulabour innit.
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on August 19, 2007, 03:11:10 PM
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After being on its own for 12 yrs is it wise to add another goldfish.?
My goldfish has been on its own for 12 yrs. Would it be ok to get another one or will it upset it


I find myself oddly concerned about this one!

Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Snoopy on August 19, 2007, 03:24:00 PM
Frankly mate I'm not sure which worries me most. Them for posting such things or you for reading them.

As for the Goldfish ~ I thought they only had a memory span of about 30 seconds ~ so within a minute it will believe it has known its new bowl-mate all its life.

Of course if its a girl fish that's added to the bowl and assuming the twelve year old is a boy fish ~ well he'll be happy to get his fin over after all this time.

Now I am getting worried about me for answering your post.  whistle:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Barman on August 19, 2007, 04:05:39 PM
"The Dinosaurs became extinct because of the Big Bang right? But what exactly caused the Big Bang?"

Oh deary me.
Did somebody light the big blue touch paper?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Snoopy on August 19, 2007, 04:06:27 PM
"The Dinosaurs became extinct because of the Big Bang right? But what exactly caused the Big Bang?"

Oh deary me.
Did somebody light the big blue touch paper?  rubschin:

Nobody had invented fire at that time BM.  ::)
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Sour Puss on August 19, 2007, 04:08:51 PM
 whistle: Spontaneous combustion?   rubschin:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Barman on August 19, 2007, 04:11:53 PM
"The Dinosaurs became extinct because of the Big Bang right? But what exactly caused the Big Bang?"

Oh deary me.
Did somebody light the big blue touch paper?  rubschin:

Nobody had invented fire at that time BM.  ::)
Spontaneous combustion then? or crop circles or something? prolly.  rubschin:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Snoopy on August 19, 2007, 04:14:02 PM
Boy Scouts rubbing their legs together?
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Misunderstood on August 19, 2007, 04:21:01 PM
"The Dinosaurs became extinct because of the Big Bang right? But what exactly caused the Big Bang?"

Oh deary me.
Did somebody light the big blue touch paper?  rubschin:

Nobody had invented fire at that time BM.  ::)

How do you know? - The sun was on fire.  Who lit that?
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on August 19, 2007, 04:25:41 PM
 rubschin:

This is getting a bit complicated, innit.
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Snoopy on August 19, 2007, 04:25:58 PM
"The Dinosaurs became extinct because of the Big Bang right? But what exactly caused the Big Bang?"

Oh deary me.
Did somebody light the big blue touch paper?  rubschin:

Nobody had invented fire at that time BM.  ::)

How do you know? - The sun was on fire.  Who lit that?

Must have been me Dad ~ 'cos I wasn't allowed matches
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on August 19, 2007, 04:35:09 PM
I feel like a rabbit in headlights with some of this stuff

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Anyone know any good websites for teaching children to count to 20 and beyond?

Just giver them 30 things to count and start yelling when they get to 21 noooo:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Barman on August 19, 2007, 05:10:58 PM
Boy Scouts rubbing their legs together?
Somebody rubbing boy scouts together?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Snoopy on August 19, 2007, 05:17:05 PM
Boy Scouts rubbing their legs together?
Somebody rubbing boy scouts together?  rubschin:

Sorry, that's one of those jokes that has been around soooooooooo long that even I can't remember the beginning.
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Barman on August 19, 2007, 05:30:59 PM
Boy Scouts rubbing their legs together?
Somebody rubbing boy scouts together?  rubschin:

Sorry, that's one of those jokes that has been around soooooooooo long that even I can't remember the beginning.
The beginning of what?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Pastis on August 19, 2007, 05:42:38 PM
Ahh... surely the older gag was...

Boy scouts ... Girl guides...  eyes:

 drumroll:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Snoopy on August 19, 2007, 05:47:11 PM
This is in danger of becoming yet another circular thread.

OK give us a punch line and see who can remember the joke.
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Barman on August 19, 2007, 05:50:55 PM
An easy one to start...

"Know it, I fucking wrote it"
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Snoopy on August 19, 2007, 06:16:17 PM
An easy one to start...

"Know it, I fucking wrote it"

That's too easy:
Paul McCartney is sipping tea in Nick's kitchen and they are talking about Liverpool.
Nick says "Do you know Penny Lane" and Macca says "Know it, I fucking wrote it"


Or variations thereon.
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on August 19, 2007, 07:05:56 PM
He loves his Hob Nobs! evil: evil:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Darwins Selection on August 19, 2007, 07:22:30 PM
This is in danger of becoming yet another circular thread.

OK give us a punch line and see who can remember the joke.

"... yes, but mine was in the other bag!"
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on August 19, 2007, 07:23:28 PM
And the doctor said, "Well, don't do it then."
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Misunderstood on August 20, 2007, 12:23:07 AM
And the Lord said "Varily, I give you this earth. Brand new and with a 2,000,000 year guarantee and I have appointed the caretakers already.

Huummm! said Eve "How am I going to do the toast and warm the beans? ... I think I'll reject it as unfit for purpose".

"Oh shit!" said the Lord, "I was hoping you wouldn't notice".  "You don't want fire, believe me, it's too much trouble and I've left a nice salad recipe for you"

"Want fire - NOW!"  stamped Eve.   "Bloody wimmen." snorted the Lord "Have your fire, but you lose the 'fire and theft' clause from the guarantee as it too risky."

"Stick your guarantee up your arse." said Eve "I know what I'm doing."

So it came to pass that it was all Eve's fault because she lost the matches and they had to invent nuclear fission.   
 
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Barman on August 20, 2007, 05:58:54 AM
An easy one to start...

"Know it, I fucking wrote it"


That's too easy:
Paul McCartney is sipping tea in Nick's kitchen and they are talking about Liverpool.
Nick says "Do you know Penny Lane" and Macca says "Know it, I fucking wrote it"


Or variations thereon.

An excellent reply, worth the clap but I refer the right honourable gentleman to this thread?  whistle:
http://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php?topic=16.0
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on July 16, 2010, 10:00:58 AM
I had quite forgotten about this extraordinary website thingy until I accidentally went to it earlier. It essentially consists of illiterate idiots asking advice of other illiterate idiots about the most bizarre subjects. My favourite just seen is:

"My dog has had a miscarriage and now her belly has turned blue. What should I do?"

Go to the vet, dear?

See also: "What do you do in a skateboarding club?"

Good grief?  noooo:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on July 16, 2010, 10:15:08 AM
I have become transfixed and depressed by its stupidity. Here's another:


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50 maths questions and I need to get 70% for a pass how many do i need to get right?
happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on July 16, 2010, 10:19:32 AM
help! what should i do? this is really hard? In "Trying to Conceive "  eeek:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Just One More on July 16, 2010, 05:30:22 PM
I have become transfixed and depressed by its stupidity. Here's another:


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50 maths questions and I need to get 70% for a pass how many do i need to get right?
happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001


Fan-bloody-tastic  ;D
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 16, 2010, 08:09:34 PM
help! what should i do? this is really hard? In "Trying to Conceive "  eeek:

Oh dear what have you done Nick?  It is addictive and I am dishing out advice left right and center. angel1 eveilgrin: evil: lol: spider:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on July 16, 2010, 08:10:44 PM
"I like to learn languages. Where can I study Caucasian?"
 noooo:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on July 16, 2010, 08:11:36 PM
help! what should i do? this is really hard? In "Trying to Conceive "  eeek:

Oh dear what have you done Nick?  It is addictive and I am dishing out advice left right and center. angel1 eveilgrin: evil: lol: spider:

Me too  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Just One More on July 16, 2010, 08:56:06 PM
Ive just thought of a quick way to capture Raoul Moat?

They could put a newsflash on and tell him the people of Hackney are calling him a soft northern big girls blouse. He in turn will go down there and be shot himself 67 times before he had time to get his gun out of his bag.Should I suggest it to Chief Inspector Poodle hair?
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 16, 2010, 09:43:34 PM
Ive just thought of a quick way to capture Raoul Moat?

They could put a newsflash on and tell him the people of Hackney are calling him a soft northern big girls blouse. He in turn will go down there and be shot himself 67 times before he had time to get his gun out of his bag.Should I suggest it to Chief Inspector Poodle hair?


Is your TV broken?
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Pirate on July 16, 2010, 09:55:52 PM
Sixty years after the end of the Second World War, two Japanese veterans have reportedly emerged from the Philippines jungle
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on July 17, 2010, 08:55:41 AM
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In the Netherlands (Holland) what race are they?
I mean, I'm German and French mostly, and I know people speak Dutch in Netherlands, are they Germans or something?
whacky115
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on July 17, 2010, 11:07:39 AM
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Is it safe to masturbate with a cucumber?
I kind of want to try it. There are a couple big ones in the kitchen that my mom got at the store that would be perfect for it but I want to know if it's safe to do first. Advice?
eeek:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Barman on July 17, 2010, 11:10:22 AM
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Is it safe to masturbate with a cucumber?
I kind of want to try it. There are a couple big ones in the kitchen that my mom got at the store that would be perfect for it but I want to know if it's safe to do first. Advice?
eeek:


What did you reply?  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on July 17, 2010, 11:11:24 AM
I asked if the questioner was male or female  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on July 17, 2010, 01:57:03 PM
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I m doin grad in philo bt want to knw...dat mba is good option or ma in english..?
i m doin grad in philosphy hons nd nw want to do mba ..bt dese days coz of lack of job options i m lil confused should i go fo ma ...in eng?so plz suggest me wats best fo me
?

An MA in English, eh?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Barman on July 17, 2010, 02:04:41 PM
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I m doin grad in philo bt want to knw...dat mba is good option or ma in english..?
i m doin grad in philosphy hons nd nw want to do mba ..bt dese days coz of lack of job options i m lil confused should i go fo ma ...in eng?so plz suggest me wats best fo me
?

An MA in English, eh?  rubschin:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 17, 2010, 03:24:15 PM
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Is it safe to masturbate with a cucumber?
I kind of want to try it. There are a couple big ones in the kitchen that my mom got at the store that would be perfect for it but I want to know if it's safe to do first. Advice?
eeek:


 and makes great Tzatziki  lol:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Pirate on July 17, 2010, 03:30:27 PM
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Is it safe to masturbate with a cucumber?
I kind of want to try it. There are a couple big ones in the kitchen that my mom got at the store that would be perfect for it but I want to know if it's safe to do first. Advice?
eeek:


 and makes great Tzatziki  lol:

is that before or after
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 17, 2010, 03:36:26 PM
after of course  ;)
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on July 17, 2010, 03:39:06 PM
The voice of experience speaks  razz:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Barman on July 17, 2010, 03:47:19 PM
Luckily she was kitchen-averse while she was here...  noooo:

Mind you, she wasn't too comfortable in the laundry room either come to think of it... or near the hoover... or duster...  noooo:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Snoopy on July 17, 2010, 04:29:12 PM
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I m doin grad in philo bt want to knw...dat mba is good option or ma in english..?
i m doin grad in philosphy hons nd nw want to do mba ..bt dese days coz of lack of job options i m lil confused should i go fo ma ...in eng?so plz suggest me wats best fo me
?

An MA in English, eh?  rubschin:


A near certainty I should think ~ and I know just the skool once they have qualified!
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Snoopy on July 17, 2010, 04:30:21 PM
Luckily she was kitchen-averse while she was here...  noooo:

Mind you, she wasn't too comfortable in the laundry room either come to think of it... or near the hoover... or duster...  noooo:


She claims it's because your marigolds are too small for her hands.
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 17, 2010, 04:47:58 PM
I was on HOLIDAY  8)
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Snoopy on July 17, 2010, 04:49:48 PM
As a guest!
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 17, 2010, 04:59:23 PM
Exactomondo...it would have been positively rude to go rooting through cupboards and stuff  angel1
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on July 17, 2010, 07:24:51 PM
What type of panties are most popular among your friends? (http://What type of panties are most popular among your friends?)
 eeek:
I feel a poll coming on.........
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 17, 2010, 08:29:33 PM
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Is it safe to masturbate with a cucumber?
I kind of want to try it. There are a couple big ones in the kitchen that my mom got at the store that would be perfect for it but I want to know if it's safe to do first. Advice?
eeek:


This is the problem with our education system. They teach them you have to put condoms on bananas so they are bound to worry about fruit and veg in general.  noooo:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Pastis on July 17, 2010, 08:37:55 PM
A propos of fruit and veg and sweet FA, apparently carrots are now fruit  eeek:

Something to do with EU regs and the Portuguese and what they do with carrots  noooo:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Barman on July 18, 2010, 04:30:27 AM
Exactomondo...it would have been positively rude to go rooting through cupboards and stuff apart from to drag out vast amounts of voddy, chocolate and Quavers angel1

 noooo:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Snoopy on July 18, 2010, 05:12:57 AM
A propos of fruit and veg and sweet FA, apparently carrots are now fruit  eeek:

Something to do with EU regs and the Portuguese and what they do with carrots  noooo:

I was always taught that if it has seed within it then it is a fruit. If the seed grows outside then it is a vegetable. Carrots therefore are vegetables and bollox to the EU.
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Just One More on July 18, 2010, 06:26:08 AM
yeah but... strawberries?
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Snoopy on July 18, 2010, 08:34:40 AM
yeah but... strawberries?

Have seeds within them thus are fruit ~ As are cucumbers



Yes I know one normally propagates strawberries from "Runners" but that can be done with currant bushes too
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 18, 2010, 08:45:55 AM
This is the problem with our education system. They teach them you have to put condoms on bananas so they are bound to worry about fruit and veg in general.  noooo:

And raise expectations.....I mean 5 a day  noooo: noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on July 18, 2010, 08:58:58 AM
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Traveling Abroad with my new Goldfish...Can it be done?
whacky115
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 18, 2010, 09:19:30 AM
Yes...credit cards are accepted in most countries these days  ::)
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on July 18, 2010, 09:30:57 AM
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What is your favourite Biblical massacre?
scared2:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Barman on July 18, 2010, 09:32:53 AM
Yes...credit cards are accepted in most countries these days  ::)

 drumroll:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on July 18, 2010, 09:47:44 AM
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With men and women, does you think that men should marry only one woman? Does you believe in mahogany?
noooo:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Barman on July 18, 2010, 09:50:06 AM
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With men and women, does you think that men should marry only one woman? Does you believe in mahogany?
noooo:


 happy001
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on July 18, 2010, 09:52:39 AM
It's terribly addictive  redface:


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HELP me and my husband are having trouble getting pregnant?
eeek:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Barman on July 18, 2010, 09:55:29 AM
It's terribly addictive  redface:


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HELP me and my husband are having trouble getting pregnant?
eeek:


You need to go cold turkey Nick....  noooo:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on July 18, 2010, 09:58:23 AM
I will. Soon.


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Can you claim birth control pills purchased for your girlfriend's use towards your tax?
rubschin:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Barman on July 18, 2010, 10:03:46 AM
I will. Soon.


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Can you claim birth control pills purchased for your girlfriend's use towards your tax?
rubschin:


Get out now Nick... while you can still control it....  scared2:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on July 18, 2010, 10:11:04 AM
It's terribly addictive  redface:


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HELP me and my husband are having trouble getting pregnant?
eeek:


I replied: I don't think it's biologically possible for your husband to get pregnant. angel1

Someone has just replied saying that I am wrong and not to listen to me. eeek:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 18, 2010, 10:19:19 AM
Your internet reputation is very widespread I see  lol:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on July 18, 2010, 12:34:17 PM
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Can someone spontaneously combust when they have a high blood alcohol content?
rubschin:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Barman on July 18, 2010, 12:41:20 PM
We've lost Nick to the dark side....  noooo:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on July 18, 2010, 12:48:57 PM
I am not ginger  cussing:

Oh  redface:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Barman on July 18, 2010, 12:59:31 PM
I am not ginger  cussing:

Oh  redface:

 point:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on July 18, 2010, 06:20:55 PM
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Why are there so many moisturisers aimed at women?
And if a man uses them will it have the same affect? Are they designed for women's skin?


Your Answer:
You mean "effect". Women have a tendency to dry out and, if left alone, would turn to dust in a matter of weeks. They must buy oils to prevent them from disintegrating.
 angel1
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 18, 2010, 06:33:53 PM
Come away child, come away....
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 18, 2010, 06:40:11 PM
He's lost to us now.....it's just like Poltergeist when the girl goes into the light  scared2:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Pastis on July 18, 2010, 06:43:55 PM
I'm very tempted to go and have a look at Yahoo Answers .... but then again ...
 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001


















Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Barman on July 18, 2010, 06:46:21 PM
He's lost to us now.....it's just like Poltergeist when the girl goes into the light  scared2:

He's gone...  sad24:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on July 18, 2010, 06:47:05 PM
I'm very tempted to go and have a look at Yahoo Answers .... but then again ...
 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001



















NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 18, 2010, 07:30:46 PM
Oh but you should, it's such fun...

What is she doing really?
I saw a suspected lesbian checking out another girl she was behind her looking at her body. I saw the girl she was checking out first then she knew the suspected lesbian was checking her out. Then two days later the suspected lesbian did the same thing to me? Why?


You can mess with so many minds. Sinister:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on July 18, 2010, 07:53:44 PM
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What birth control that you can take to make your boobs get bigger?
I have to go on birth control soon and someone told me by going on birth control can make your boobs grow, is this true? If so, what birth control is that?

What should we tell her? eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 18, 2010, 07:57:59 PM
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What birth control that you can take to make your boobs get bigger?
I have to go on birth control soon and someone told me by going on birth control can make your boobs grow, is this true? If so, what birth control is that?

What should we tell her? eveilgrin:

How about "swallowing one condom with water, daily, will increase your boob size"
 

Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 18, 2010, 08:04:36 PM
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What birth control that you can take to make your boobs get bigger?
I have to go on birth control soon and someone told me by going on birth control can make your boobs grow, is this true? If so, what birth control is that?

What should we tell her? eveilgrin:

Tell her it's safe to use the withdrawal method. If her partner believes her she will have the biggest boob to deal with  lol:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on July 18, 2010, 08:13:20 PM
Bad bad gerls  noooo:
 Spank2: Spank2: Spank2:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Pirate on July 18, 2010, 08:41:04 PM
We've lost Nick to the dark side....  noooo:

CF?
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Barman on July 19, 2010, 03:48:55 AM
We've lost Nick to the dark side....  noooo:

CF?

Darker....  lol:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on July 19, 2010, 09:09:12 AM
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Which one is better stimming veggies or cocking in the macrowave?
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Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Uncle Mort on July 19, 2010, 09:49:42 AM
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Which one is better stimming veggies or cocking in the macrowave?

 eeek:



 rubschin:

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Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 19, 2010, 10:45:36 AM
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Which one is better stimming veggies or cocking in the macrowave?

 eeek:



 rubschin:

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" I shall cock zees only vonce. . ."
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 19, 2010, 10:51:34 AM
Ketamine really scared me?
Right. so i thought i knew about drugs and everything. Ive done coke, weed, pills, mcat, aerosols, and done a substantial amount. so, me and a friend, on saturday night, got a gram of ket. i had quite a large line about 3 inches long that a lad racked up, id never been in his house before and trusted him. after snorting half of it, i didn't feel anything, so i snorted the rest. oh boy was that stupid. after about 10 minutes i went into the bathroom and looked in the mirror, i started to feel weird. my bestfriend who snorted hers before me, came in the bathroom and fainted to the floor. i helped carry her with the lad, but then i fell too, and was on the floor for at least half an hour, tripping, and then started throwing up chronically. that day, i had already drunk quite a lot, and smoked quite a lot of weed, so i was pretty ****** already. the lad said that i kept fighting the buzz and that's whhy i was being sick. apparently you also need to do it in an environment that you know, not some randomers house. how do i control it next time?
ps. its really different from other snorting drugs, it doesn't hit you straight away.
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Barman on July 19, 2010, 10:56:00 AM
Ketamine really scared me?
Right. so i thought i knew about drugs and everything. Ive done coke, weed, pills, mcat, aerosols, and done a substantial amount. so, me and a friend, on saturday night, got a gram of ket. i had quite a large line about 3 inches long that a lad racked up, id never been in his house before and trusted him. after snorting half of it, i didn't feel anything, so i snorted the rest. oh boy was that stupid. after about 10 minutes i went into the bathroom and looked in the mirror, i started to feel weird. my bestfriend who snorted hers before me, came in the bathroom and fainted to the floor. i helped carry her with the lad, but then i fell too, and was on the floor for at least half an hour, tripping, and then started throwing up chronically. that day, i had already drunk quite a lot, and smoked quite a lot of weed, so i was pretty ****** already. the lad said that i kept fighting the buzz and that's whhy i was being sick. apparently you also need to do it in an environment that you know, not some randomers house. how do i control it next time?
ps. its really different from other snorting drugs, it doesn't hit you straight away.

Did you mean to post that in the medical centre Miss C...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 19, 2010, 11:27:09 AM
 noooo:  Why would I it's a question from Yahoo answers.  Maybe you could set up a sub category or two on this thread. whistle:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 19, 2010, 11:34:13 AM
Why would I, it's a question from Yahoo answers? 

 char048

Yes, of course Miss Charlie  whistle:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Barman on July 19, 2010, 11:36:27 AM
I shall have to smear all the horizontal surfaces in the bogs with Vaseline like....  rubschin:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 19, 2010, 12:00:43 PM
 evil:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on July 19, 2010, 12:34:29 PM
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Emma sets off at 12:00 it's a 15 minute journey to London what time will it be when she gets to London?
Sorry my homework is really hard today I have only managed to do one by myself.
I want to know how to work it out I don't want the answer other wise I haven't learnt anything.

Emma goes on a bus to London at 12:00 the bus driver tells her it will take 15 minutes to get to get there what time will it be by the time she gets to London.
noooo:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on July 19, 2010, 12:48:21 PM
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Child has arrived home with a pair of soiled pants in party bag?
My 10 year old daughter went to her friends birthday party this afternoon, as far as I know it was just a small gathering of kids from the school, having something to eat and playing games. Anyway, I thanked her mother for having her round and when we got home we had a look through the party bag she brought back. It contained the usual things, a piece of cake, tacky toys ETC but there was also a size 16 pair of soiled underwear, like an absolute dollop of poo just stood there.

I'm unsure of how to handle the situation, should I take it up with the childs mother?

I advised her to post them back. Was that bad and wrong of me?
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on July 19, 2010, 02:50:37 PM
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Is it normal for my boyfriend to urinate standing up?
Whenever I enter the bathroom while he is urinating, I see that he is standing up. How is this possible?
noooo:

Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 19, 2010, 08:24:58 PM
I shall have to smear all the horizontal surfaces in the bogs with Vaseline like....  rubschin:

So instead of falling off a roof you are going to slip of a toilet seat  whistle:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Barman on July 20, 2010, 02:56:05 AM
I shall have to smear all the horizontal surfaces in the bogs with Vaseline like....  rubschin:

So instead of falling off a roof you are going to slip of a toilet seat  whistle:

doh:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: barmisspah? on July 20, 2010, 11:39:07 AM
I shall have to smear all the horizontal surfaces in the bogs with Vaseline like....  rubschin:

Use WD40 instead, it gives them nosebleeds so you can tell who's been doing it.
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on July 21, 2010, 01:03:48 PM
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How do you tell if you have premature Ejeculation?

Was it bad and wrong of me to answer, "Wait for her to complain"?  redface:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Snoopy on July 21, 2010, 01:12:39 PM
I would say that is the right answer.

One man's premature is another woman's "Thank God that's over".  whistle:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on July 21, 2010, 01:40:00 PM
I defer to your greater experience  whistle:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Barman on July 21, 2010, 05:46:00 PM
I shall have to smear all the horizontal surfaces in the bogs with Vaseline like....  rubschin:

Use WD40 instead, it gives them nosebleeds so you can tell who's been doing it.

 rubschin:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Barman on July 21, 2010, 05:46:32 PM
I defer to your greater experience  whistle:

 point:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on July 22, 2010, 06:20:40 PM
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Is there any way to get from warrington to essex without getting on the motoway?
i want to get a moped but i am at uni in essex and my home town is warrington its near manchester is there any way to get to essex from warrington or the other way round without using the motorways.
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Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Snoopy on July 22, 2010, 06:21:33 PM
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Is there any way to get from warrington to essex without getting on the motoway?
i want to get a moped but i am at uni in essex and my home town is warrington its near manchester is there any way to get to essex from warrington or the other way round without using the motorways.
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 rubschin: It's possible ~ put the Moped on the train.
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on July 22, 2010, 06:32:30 PM
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In a western society, what is the price of blood per litre?
Im in Romania
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Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on July 23, 2010, 08:56:53 AM
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Ok im back my iguana has not died ive been force feeding it with a spoon iguana food?
and it looks sad like always but it has not died so i think it looks better she has mbd and has her swollen leg i cant take it to the vet cuz its $$$ the iguana just cost 30 bucks i feel bad but what cant i do if i was rich i would take it but im not so what u guys think should i keep on force feeding it iguana food until it can eat on its own she is 12 inches long like 8 months she has a powersun light bulb 100 watt oh and im putting calcuim in the food so what u guys think i should do well if it dies im never getting an iguana or any other animal its hard to keep them the only reason she got like this its cuz i did not have a uvb light poor thing one more thing is her leg going back to normal if she gets better or what thank you for your answers
whacky115
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on July 23, 2010, 09:47:35 AM
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When having sex and girl starts queefing? serious question?
i was having sex with a girl that had a kid and obviously it is going to be bigger after giving birth, but what is the etiquette when it starts? do i stop? different motion to try and make it stop? or keep going? mature answers please. and i am sorry about the word queefing it is the only term i know
scared2:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on July 23, 2010, 10:07:39 AM
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How can I get my husband to dress like a pirate so we can get intimate?
It's been a year and a half you would think he'd be desperate.[/quote
 whacky115
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Barman on July 23, 2010, 10:09:44 AM
Stop it Nick -this is bad and wrong....  scared2:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Snoopy on July 23, 2010, 10:13:34 AM
BM is worried you might come across one of his questions  point:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on July 23, 2010, 10:16:29 AM
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Where do I spit when I give someone a bj

In Etiquette -
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Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Snoopy on July 23, 2010, 10:19:12 AM
Never spit ~ swallow ~ you'll soon get used to the taste















Well strictly speaking that is bad advice cos if it's already in your mouth you know what it tastes like, since your taste buds are on your tongue, so what's the harm in swallowing?
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 23, 2010, 10:25:09 AM
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How can I get my husband to dress like a pirate so we can get intimate?
It's been a year and a half you would think he'd be desperate.[/quote
 whacky115


Simples...tell him you have some buried treasure  ;)
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on July 23, 2010, 11:21:30 AM
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Did ancient chariot races have pit crews?
rubschin:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 23, 2010, 11:58:03 AM
Don't you stop for a lunch break like  rubschin:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on July 23, 2010, 12:14:50 PM
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Iam unable to pass mechdonalds, online test , can any one help me ? i want to work in Mechdonalds,?
noooo:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on July 23, 2010, 03:15:24 PM
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Why is liver important?


Was it bad and wrong of me to post: http://www.channel4.com/food/recipes/popular-cuisines/british/calves-liver-and-bacon-with-onion-gravy-and-parsley-mash-recipe_p_1.html (http://www.channel4.com/food/recipes/popular-cuisines/british/calves-liver-and-bacon-with-onion-gravy-and-parsley-mash-recipe_p_1.html)?
 redface:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 23, 2010, 03:35:31 PM
 lol: lol:

Just right on so many levels.
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Pastis on July 23, 2010, 03:37:45 PM
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Why is liver important?


Was it bad and wrong of me to post: [url]http://www.channel4.com/food/recipes/popular-cuisines/british/calves-liver-and-bacon-with-onion-gravy-and-parsley-mash-recipe_p_1.html[/url] ([url]http://www.channel4.com/food/recipes/popular-cuisines/british/calves-liver-and-bacon-with-onion-gravy-and-parsley-mash-recipe_p_1.html[/url])?
 redface:



No. Quite right  razz:   They were cocking up cooking liver on Celeb Masterchef last night.
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 23, 2010, 03:38:58 PM
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Why is liver important?


Was it bad and wrong of me to post: [url]http://www.channel4.com/food/recipes/popular-cuisines/british/calves-liver-and-bacon-with-onion-gravy-and-parsley-mash-recipe_p_1.html[/url] ([url]http://www.channel4.com/food/recipes/popular-cuisines/british/calves-liver-and-bacon-with-onion-gravy-and-parsley-mash-recipe_p_1.html[/url])?
 redface:



No. Quite right  razz:   They were cocking up cooking liver on Celeb Masterchef last night.


Loose livers.  noooo:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on July 23, 2010, 03:46:46 PM
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Why is liver important?


Was it bad and wrong of me to post: [url]http://www.channel4.com/food/recipes/popular-cuisines/british/calves-liver-and-bacon-with-onion-gravy-and-parsley-mash-recipe_p_1.html[/url] ([url]http://www.channel4.com/food/recipes/popular-cuisines/british/calves-liver-and-bacon-with-onion-gravy-and-parsley-mash-recipe_p_1.html[/url])?
 redface:



No. Quite right  razz:   They were cocking up cooking liver on Celeb Masterchef last night.


It was posted in the Medical section  redface:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 23, 2010, 03:48:08 PM
It was DISGUSTEROUS  sick2:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Pastis on July 23, 2010, 03:50:01 PM
It was DISGUSTEROUS  sick2:

Particularly that actress bint who served it practically raw  eeek:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on July 23, 2010, 03:52:41 PM
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Can someone help me with my book? 10 points?
Okay, well I have all these book ideas but I'm not sure how I'm gonna put them into a plot.
Its basically all magic and sorcery etc.

Basically, there is a colony or training place for people capable of performing magic.

There is a boy, the main character, who goes to live with them. His parents don't understand or approve of him doing this.

I suggested she call him Harry.  redface:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Uncle Mort on July 23, 2010, 03:54:36 PM
basically that's a good idea.
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on July 23, 2010, 04:01:52 PM
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Would it be possible to keep wild boar as pets.?

WHo are these idiots?
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on July 23, 2010, 04:08:09 PM
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Funeral songs?! Any ideas?
My Grandad has been given this last week to live so we're kind of sorting funeral stuff.
I really want toi sing at his funeral but i don;'t know what? I like something that ISN'T opera.

Any ideas? x

I suggested she asked her Grandad  redface:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 23, 2010, 04:14:00 PM
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Funeral songs?! Any ideas?
My Grandad has been given this last week to live so we're kind of sorting funeral stuff.
I really want toi sing at his funeral but i don;'t know what? I like something that ISN'T opera.

Any ideas? x


I suggested she asked her Grandad  redface:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=flOvM4Z355A (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=flOvM4Z355A)
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Pastis on July 23, 2010, 04:16:25 PM
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Funeral songs?! Any ideas?
My Grandad has been given this last week to live so we're kind of sorting funeral stuff.
I really want toi sing at his funeral but i don;'t know what? I like something that ISN'T opera.

Any ideas? x


I suggested she asked her Grandad  redface:


[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=flOvM4Z355A[/url] ([url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=flOvM4Z355A[/url])


 happy001 happy001
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on July 23, 2010, 04:22:51 PM
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When your boyfriend is over do you feel comfortable enough to unlock your backdoor?
eeek:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 23, 2010, 04:35:31 PM
Could be a euphemism like. eyes:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Uncle Mort on July 23, 2010, 04:38:20 PM
I didn't doubt it for a moment.
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on July 23, 2010, 04:43:26 PM
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How to make pizza or tomato sauce without garlic?
hi, i wanted to know how to make pizza sauce or tomatoe sauce without garlic because im allergic to garllic?please
noooo:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Snoopy on July 23, 2010, 06:38:48 PM
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Would it be possible to keep wild boar as pets.?

WHo are these idiots?


Dunno ~ what we do know is that you are the one talking to them. point:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Pastis on July 24, 2010, 04:48:44 PM
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Do you have relationships with bread?
well i like bread, whole, white and cut crusty toasted breaded do you like bread what is your favourite type of bread do u have sexual relationships with bread do u enjoy it?? do you like the crust cut off? plzzz plzz plzz comment on my breadiness and your brediness. xplay your pantrees off.(:

Baguette anyone?
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on July 24, 2010, 04:58:34 PM
I see you are now addicted  noooo:

It's a whole different planet
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Pastis on July 24, 2010, 05:15:56 PM
I am NOT addicted  angry041:

I just thought I'd take a look. I chuckled at the misuse of the word pantrees tho'  redface:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 24, 2010, 06:40:59 PM
On of my answers was deleted by Yahoo for not being appropriate. redface:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on July 24, 2010, 07:14:13 PM
 Popcorn:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 24, 2010, 08:55:27 PM
Can't remember what I said they just sent me an email. whistle:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on July 26, 2010, 09:46:58 AM
COuldn't resist it  redface:


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What are the best things to do in Salt Lake City?
My wife and I will be in Salt Lake City for 3 days in the middle of September.
Any suggestions of what to do?
Thanks
 
Nicky
Your Answer:
Put on a little backpack and go from door to door trying to convert them to the Jehovah's Witnesses?
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on July 26, 2010, 09:58:27 AM
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We are in dorset area and our car is struggling to get up some steep hills could you advise whats the problem?

I have advised them to drive to Lincolnshire  angel1
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 26, 2010, 10:23:24 AM
COuldn't resist it  redface:


Quote
What are the best things to do in Salt Lake City?
My wife and I will be in Salt Lake City for 3 days in the middle of September.
Any suggestions of what to do?
Thanks
 
Nicky
Your Answer:
Put on a little backpack and go from door to door trying to convert them to the Jehovah's Witnesses?

This is quite the wrong advice... Devil worship would be a far better option. eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on July 26, 2010, 03:27:12 PM
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Women: do you like a guy with a mustache, goatee or other faecal hair?
eeek:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Snoopy on July 26, 2010, 05:01:46 PM
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Women: do you like a guy with a mustache, goatee or other faecal hair?
eeek:


Who posted that .................... A Klingon?
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Barman on July 26, 2010, 05:05:33 PM
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Women: do you like a guy with a mustache, goatee or other faecal hair?
eeek:


Who posted that .................... A Klingon?

 drumroll:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 27, 2010, 09:10:53 AM
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Women: do you like a guy with a mustache, goatee or other faecal hair?
eeek:


Who posted that .................... A Klingon?

 drumroll: drumroll:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on July 27, 2010, 10:47:26 AM
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What age will I start to like girls?
I am 13 years old my Birthday is in december .Like it says in the title. What age will I start to like girls? I have a few arm pit hairs but only like about 3 in 1 arm and 1 in the other. My voice has not broken yet. Everyone in my class all have like girlfriends but I am just not intrested in girls at all yet. I do not even fancy girls of the TV. I once had a girl friend that my mate had forced me. She kissed me with her tung and afterwards I felt sick. I am more intrested with my games and intrestes. and also I have Asperger Syndrom I do not know if that has anything to do with it?
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Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on July 27, 2010, 08:34:06 PM
Quote
What's your favorite Korean junk food snack?
And what does it taste like?
 
Nicky
Your Answer:
Hot Dog. (Spaniels are best, yumster)
redface:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Pastis on July 27, 2010, 09:20:13 PM
Question is:
Quote
What is the best wine to serve with pot noodles?

 shutup:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on July 27, 2010, 09:22:03 PM
Question is:
Quote
What is the best wine to serve with pot noodles?

 shutup:


I can pour you a glass of Cabernet, I have a bottle open. ;D
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Pastis on July 27, 2010, 09:28:06 PM
Here's one for MissD to advise on ...

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What is better for health drinking alot of beer or a shot of vodka?
I normaly drink once a weekend.
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 27, 2010, 10:22:42 PM
Love triangle... please help!?
So my ex sent me this message last night:

Hey,
about our convo before.... No, i wouldnt change my mind about Jess if you changed. I loved you, and trusted you, when we were dating... but you asking me if I would change my mind if you changed, means that the person I loved back then, was not the real you..... Vanessa, when we were dating, you were the world to me, I never went to parties or anything just so I could talk to you...... I loved you, you were, and still are beautiful, but apparently it was not the true you... I realised, that Jess has never changed since when I first met her, she came to England as the funny American with the funny accent.... she had a great personality, and she was beautiful..... she hasnt changed at all, and she has always been there for me...... Vanessa, I have extremely strong feelings for her.... I love her, just as much as I loved you, but it wasnt you that i loved, it was the actress inside of you.... please Vanessa, if you ever had, or have feelings for me, you wont try and hurt her, or try and ruin this for me.... please Vanessa, let me find out if she is the one..... she let me have that chance with you..... please let me have the chance to find out if she is...... please Vanessa.... I'm begging you.....

Jess is a friend that moved from New York to England where she met this guy. They have been best friends for two years and he recently told her that he loves her.
We dated for a few weeks but we've never met in real life.

After he sent me this message, I agreed to leave them alone. He asked me to stay but not hurt Jess.

Do you think he really has feelings for her?
And do you think he's moved on from me?

Thanks!
 eyes:Possibly sick2: Possibly eeek: Possibly....
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Uncle Mort on July 28, 2010, 09:09:05 AM
We dated for a few weeks but we've never met in real life.


 shrugs:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 28, 2010, 10:36:40 AM
We dated for a few weeks but we've never met in real life.


 shrugs:

 rubschin:

It must be a young people thing. . .
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on July 28, 2010, 01:49:50 PM
I see Miss D has signed up


Quote
I want to get drunk without a hangover, will boiling vodka and inhaling the vapors work?
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 28, 2010, 05:05:42 PM
Do you have to sign up for this thing then ????


I don't need any advice about the best applications for vodka thank you very much  whistle:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on July 29, 2010, 09:40:27 AM
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How far apart is British and England?
I was once in British and once in England and I noticed the people there ( in both places) have identical accents. How far apart are they actually?
noooo:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on July 29, 2010, 10:31:33 AM
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What is a good australian snake for a 5 year old?
   eeek:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Snoopy on July 29, 2010, 10:38:41 AM
Quote
How far apart is British and England?
I was once in British and once in England and I noticed the people there ( in both places) have identical accents. How far apart are they actually?
noooo:




There is a big gap between being English and being British  evil:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on July 29, 2010, 03:42:04 PM
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Am i consider inbredded?
my dad is brothers with my uncle right,, and my mom is the nise of my uncles wife, so am im inbreaded and would my cousins be considered kinda my siblings becuase we dont have diffrent blood line we have the same. you know my dad is brothers with my uncle and my mom is related to my aunt

NFN
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Snoopy on July 29, 2010, 03:53:23 PM
Are these people real (and aged over 5)?
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on July 29, 2010, 03:56:12 PM


I fear so  noooo:



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I'm trying to right a book and need some help.

 noooo:


















Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Pastis on July 29, 2010, 07:17:45 PM
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How far apart is British and England?
I was once in British and once in England and I noticed the people there ( in both places) have identical accents. How far apart are they actually?

 noooo:


There is a big gap between being English and being British  evil:


This, allegedly, is the new best seller in Inglish  ::) ::)   Paradise according to Katie Price  eeek:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs3.postimage.org%2FgOfj9.jpg&hash=01161cc732bbf86bf0cbcbb2dedd311f) (http://www.postimage.org/image.php?v=PqgOfj9)
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 29, 2010, 07:21:06 PM
Utter , utter, utter trash ...and the book   noooo:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on July 29, 2010, 07:21:18 PM
DId she right it herself, like?
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Pastis on July 29, 2010, 07:25:58 PM
DId she right it herself, like?

She self-righted after she capsized  whistle:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Barman on July 29, 2010, 07:28:04 PM
DId she right it herself, like?

 ::)

No she rote it....
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Just One More on July 29, 2010, 09:08:24 PM
Prolly had the same problem that Paula Yates did

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sz_XQQKNGVg&NR=1
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on July 30, 2010, 08:31:20 AM
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I've given my boyfriend an automaton concerning his anger
  rubschin:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 30, 2010, 10:27:15 AM
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I've given my boyfriend an automaton concerning his anger
  rubschin:


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Famit.sahrawat.in%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2009%2F09%2FC3PO-Robot.jpg&hash=bdbd8af54c83f1e48fb4c97ac673802d)

"Ey! Ey! Caarm down you"
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on July 30, 2010, 12:25:06 PM
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Do you think Nick Griffin ever goes out for a curry?
rubschin:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on July 31, 2010, 09:07:19 AM
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Masturbating in a College Residence Hall?
This is a serious question: How can a man masturbate, while living in a college residence hall (single dorm room); short of doing it in a public bathroom stall?

Doing it out the window, at night, seems like the most feasible option; but also the most risky.
eeek:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 31, 2010, 09:39:51 AM
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Masturbating in a College Residence Hall?
This is a serious question: How can a man masturbate, while living in a college residence hall (single dorm room); short of doing it in a public bathroom stall?

Doing it out the window, at night, seems like the most feasible option; but also the most risky.
eeek:

At least he worked out the "at night" bit without help.
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Barman on July 31, 2010, 10:53:06 AM
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Masturbating in a College Residence Hall?
This is a serious question: How can a man masturbate, while living in a college residence hall (single dorm room); short of doing it in a public bathroom stall?

Doing it out the window, at night, seems like the most feasible option; but also the most risky.
eeek:

At least he worked out the "at night" bit without help.

Would have been first thing in the morning for me....  redface:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Snoopy on July 31, 2010, 10:54:57 AM
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Masturbating in a College Residence Hall?
This is a serious question: How can a man masturbate, while living in a college residence hall (single dorm room); short of doing it in a public bathroom stall?

Doing it out the window, at night, seems like the most feasible option; but also the most risky.
eeek:

At least he worked out the "at night" bit without help.

Would have been first thing in the morning for me....  redface:

Gets that way as you get older ~ you wait until it's once a month, in a morning, before she's put her teeth in.
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on August 01, 2010, 07:55:10 AM
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Is this a Good or a Unpractical idea in case a 747, 777, etc. Air Plane is going to crash?
the pilot such be able to push a button that will detach the wings from the side of the Air Plane.

(to allow the parachutes to work since the engines in the wings are no longer pushing the plane forward).

and at the same time parachutes will pop out of the Air plane to slow down the plane and eventually land safely.
whacky115
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on August 01, 2010, 08:39:35 AM
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Tips for first time travelers to London?
Going to London for the first time in January 2011. Any suggestions?
My sisters and I are getting our Mom tix to London for her birthday. I am wondering what things she should know before arriving and any recommendations you could give me regarding transportation, money exchange (us citizens traveling from Puerto Rico), and places not to miss. She is a huge Beatles fan and were planning to book the Hard Days Night Hotel. Besides the Magical Mystery tour what other things should she see? She will be there for 8 days. How close is Buckingham Palace from Liverpool? How much money should she take? Thank you!!!

WHat can possibly go wrong?  noooo:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Snoopy on August 01, 2010, 08:43:26 AM
The level of ignorance in Americans about anything outside of the USof A never ceases to astound me.
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on August 01, 2010, 10:07:50 AM
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What is the right age to start teaching my dog about sex?
  eeek:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Snoopy on August 01, 2010, 10:12:06 AM
Reassure them it is not necessary ~ we hounds can manage to find our own way. whistle:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Barman on August 01, 2010, 10:18:34 AM
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Tips for first time travelers to London?
Going to London for the first time in January 2011. Any suggestions?
My sisters and I are getting our Mom tix to London for her birthday. I am wondering what things she should know before arriving and any recommendations you could give me regarding transportation, money exchange (us citizens traveling from Puerto Rico), and places not to miss. She is a huge Beatles fan and were planning to book the Hard Days Night Hotel. Besides the Magical Mystery tour what other things should she see? She will be there for 8 days. How close is Buckingham Palace from Liverpool? How much money should she take? Thank you!!!

WHat can possibly go wrong?  noooo:

I trust you helped them with directions....?  whistle:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on August 01, 2010, 10:19:36 AM
 eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on August 01, 2010, 10:45:01 AM
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Um in work now. It is 1:10 pm. I didn't sleep from yesterday and I have to be awake till 7 pm. edetha onEcup of coffe and two cups of NEscafe but I can't resist...I'm loosing my power...a3mel eh? A3MEEH EHHHHHHHHHH!
30 minutes ago - 4 days left to answer.
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@ I'm concerned: welcome baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaak
10 minutes ago

Mayar : matsm3esh klamo...
confused:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Barman on August 01, 2010, 10:46:20 AM
Shrugs:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 01, 2010, 11:42:45 AM
Seriously ..what is wrong with these people  noooo:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on August 01, 2010, 11:48:23 AM
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Can i get internet abroad?

I am going on vacation to Europe. Do they have the internet there?
Banghead
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Snoopy on August 01, 2010, 12:39:09 PM
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Can i get internet abroad?

I am going on vacation to Europe. Do they have the internet there?
Banghead


Bloody Yanks ~ I trust you reminded them who invented the damned internet.
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on August 01, 2010, 12:47:03 PM
I am transfixed by the levels of stoopidity. It's open in the background and I just keep taking a peek. It never fails to deliver  razz:

Here is one I just saw:

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Are there any cities in South Africa?
noooo:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on August 01, 2010, 08:26:06 PM
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How do Muslims "prove" they are Muslim in order to enter Mecca or Medina?

Was it bad and wrong of me to say "Wear a backpack"? angel1
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Barman on August 02, 2010, 05:15:38 AM
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How do Muslims "prove" they are Muslim in order to enter Mecca or Medina?

Was it bad and wrong of me to say "Wear a backpack"? angel1

Not at all...  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on August 02, 2010, 01:28:32 PM
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Very embarrased and guilty-Sex question?
I'm a 22yr old woman and my fiance is 24.  We've known each other since I was 16 but kept our relationship hidden until we were in College (so that I'd be old enough to date- I wasnt allowed to date until I moved out), which I feel terribly guilty about doing. Anyway, I brought my fiance home to my parents (who dont know we are engaged nor does anyone else) and something bad happened.  My dad sees me as a "innocent, nice girl" and he still believed I was a virgin though I haven't been since I was 17.  Well, my dad already disliked my fiance from the start but then the worst part was when we went to go swimming.  My fiance took his shirt off to get in the water and my dad noticed some "marks" on his back.  It was very obvious that they were scratches and nail marks I made when we had sex.  Everyone knew it was me but to make things worse my dad accused my fiance of cheating on me rationalizing that I wasnt having sex because I was a virgin so he would have to be a cheater.  Then my dad asked if I was having sex in front of the whole family and I didnt want to lie so I told him the truth.  My dad was really sad when he found out and he won't even talk to to me.What should I do
Popcorn:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Snoopy on August 02, 2010, 02:32:44 PM
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Very embarrased and guilty-Sex question?
I'm a 22yr old woman and my fiance is 24.  We've known each other since I was 16 but kept our relationship hidden until we were in College (so that I'd be old enough to date- I wasnt allowed to date until I moved out), which I feel terribly guilty about doing. Anyway, I brought my fiance home to my parents (who dont know we are engaged nor does anyone else) and something bad happened.  My dad sees me as a "innocent, nice girl" and he still believed I was a virgin though I haven't been since I was 17.  Well, my dad already disliked my fiance from the start but then the worst part was when we went to go swimming.  My fiance took his shirt off to get in the water and my dad noticed some "marks" on his back.  It was very obvious that they were scratches and nail marks I made when we had sex.  Everyone knew it was me but to make things worse my dad accused my fiance of cheating on me rationalizing that I wasnt having sex because I was a virgin so he would have to be a cheater.  Then my dad asked if I was having sex in front of the whole family and I didnt want to lie so I told him the truth.  My dad was really sad when he found out and he won't even talk to to me.What should I do
Popcorn:



Nick ~ This is getting sillier by the day.
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on August 02, 2010, 02:35:49 PM
I am limiting my visits  redface:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on August 02, 2010, 02:47:51 PM
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Which of the following materials would not be a good choice for insulating against electric shock?
wood
glass
iron

I suggested experimentation, starting with iron  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 02, 2010, 03:52:16 PM
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Very embarrased and guilty-Sex question?
I'm a 22yr old woman and my fiance is 24.  We've known each other since I was 16 but kept our relationship hidden until we were in College (so that I'd be old enough to date- I wasnt allowed to date until I moved out), which I feel terribly guilty about doing. Anyway, I brought my fiance home to my parents (who dont know we are engaged nor does anyone else) and something bad happened.  My dad sees me as a "innocent, nice girl" and he still believed I was a virgin though I haven't been since I was 17.  Well, my dad already disliked my fiance from the start but then the worst part was when we went to go swimming.  My fiance took his shirt off to get in the water and my dad noticed some "marks" on his back.  It was very obvious that they were scratches and nail marks I made when we had sex.  Everyone knew it was me but to make things worse my dad accused my fiance of cheating on me rationalizing that I wasnt having sex because I was a virgin so he would have to be a cheater.  Then my dad asked if I was having sex in front of the whole family and I didnt want to lie so I told him the truth.  My dad was really sad when he found out and he won't even talk to to me.What should I do
Popcorn:


Cut her nails obviously  whistle:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on August 02, 2010, 04:13:27 PM
Or wear mittens  rubschin:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on August 02, 2010, 07:56:30 PM
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I won a holiday to Birmingham. What should I try to see?
It is for a weekend.
happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 02, 2010, 07:57:39 PM
They obviously need to visit the blue plaque to see where Miss D used to live  whistle:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Pirate on August 02, 2010, 09:47:21 PM
They obviously need to visit the blue movie studio to see where Miss D used to live  whistle:

 whistle:


Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on August 03, 2010, 07:38:21 AM
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Fiance is being asked to "dance" down the aisle at his friends wedding?
My fiance was asked to be the best man for one of his good friends upcoming wedding's. He was invited along with all the other wedding party to his friends house yesterday to discuss the wedding details. His friend asked the wedding party to do a "dance" down the aisle. They were all showed a youtube video of a wedding party dancing down the aisle to Chris Brown's "Forever." My fiance is stressed because he HATES dancing. I can barely get him to dance when we are out drinking. He was already stressing on the best man's speech, and now he has to learn a dance routine and the wedding is less than one month away. I personally think it's rude of his friend to ask of this especially knowing his best man would be quite uncomfortable. My fiance said all the guys in the wedding party were not happy about it but agreed to it because they want to keep the bride and groom happy. Would you ask your friends to do something that you know would make them uncomfortable, especially in front of 200+ people? I totally understand wanting to be original, but this is just off the wall. Do you think it's rude of them to ask this or do you think it's no big deal? Just curious.
happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on August 03, 2010, 10:09:47 AM
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Do I look like I have any white or german in me at all?

My grandmother was biracial my granddad is really dark skin..There kids came out in a different range of colors from light to dark its so happens my mom came out in between..My dad is dark..Im the darkess of all my siblings but I look the most like my grandmother.

[url]http://www.flickr.com/photos/52510652@N06/4838914717/[/url]
 ([url]http://www.flickr.com/photos/52510652@N06/4838914717/[/url])

 eeek:

Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Barman on August 03, 2010, 10:20:31 AM
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Do I look like I have any white or german in me at all?

My grandmother was biracial my granddad is really dark skin..There kids came out in a different range of colors from light to dark its so happens my mom came out in between..My dad is dark..Im the darkess of all my siblings but I look the most like my grandmother.

[url]http://www.flickr.com/photos/52510652@N06/4838914717/[/url]
 ([url]http://www.flickr.com/photos/52510652@N06/4838914717/[/url])

 eeek:




 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Darwins Selection on August 03, 2010, 11:14:24 AM
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Do I look like I have any white or german in me at all?

My grandmother was biracial my granddad is really dark skin..There kids came out in a different range of colors from light to dark its so happens my mom came out in between..My dad is dark..Im the darkess of all my siblings but I look the most like my grandmother.

[url]http://www.flickr.com/photos/52510652@N06/4838914717/[/url]
 ([url]http://www.flickr.com/photos/52510652@N06/4838914717/[/url])

 eeek:


He does look rather duskier than any German I have met.  rubschin:


"Biracial" is an interesting term.

Perhaps it means that while he enjoys wearing gold, stealing cars and stabbing people, he is also drawn towards listening to opera, eating sausages and invading Poland?
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Snoopy on August 03, 2010, 01:11:45 PM
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Do I look like I have any white or german in me at all?

My grandmother was biracial my granddad is really dark skin..There kids came out in a different range of colors from light to dark its so happens my mom came out in between..My dad is dark..Im the darkess of all my siblings but I look the most like my grandmother.

[url]http://www.flickr.com/photos/52510652@N06/4838914717/[/url]
 ([url]http://www.flickr.com/photos/52510652@N06/4838914717/[/url])

 eeek:


He does look rather duskier than any German I have met.  rubschin:


"Biracial" is an interesting term.

Perhaps it means that while he enjoys wearing gold, stealing cars and stabbing people, he is also drawn towards listening to opera, eating sausages and invading Poland?


Not that we condone racial stereotypes of course  lol:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Darwins Selection on August 03, 2010, 01:16:25 PM
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Do I look like I have any white or german in me at all?

My grandmother was biracial my granddad is really dark skin..There kids came out in a different range of colors from light to dark its so happens my mom came out in between..My dad is dark..Im the darkess of all my siblings but I look the most like my grandmother.

[url]http://www.flickr.com/photos/52510652@N06/4838914717/[/url]
 ([url]http://www.flickr.com/photos/52510652@N06/4838914717/[/url])

 eeek:


He does look rather duskier than any German I have met.  rubschin:


"Biracial" is an interesting term.

Perhaps it means that while he enjoys wearing gold, stealing cars and stabbing people, he is also drawn towards listening to opera, eating sausages and invading Poland?


Not that we condone racial stereotypes of course  lol:


Indeed not, quite abhorrent.  noooo:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on August 03, 2010, 01:32:36 PM
Will my testacles explode?

I masturbate everyday for 2 weeks then I dont masturbate or ejaculate for 2 weeks - will this cause me problems? My penis gets sore so I give it a break. I have a lot of semen. Where does it go?


I suppose it depends where you point it.
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on August 03, 2010, 01:37:28 PM
I advise out of the window, at night, Miss C
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on August 03, 2010, 01:45:50 PM
I advise out of the window, at night, Miss C

And an old sock during the hours of daylight?

I will go and advise immediately. lol: lol:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on August 03, 2010, 01:50:26 PM
He has been duly advised. eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on August 03, 2010, 01:56:15 PM
Aren't you banned?
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Pastis on August 03, 2010, 04:27:02 PM
Something to really get your teeth into  ;D

Quote
Cauliflower cheese with fish....yes or no?
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on August 03, 2010, 04:30:45 PM
 sick2: sick2: sick2: sick2: sick2:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Pastis on August 03, 2010, 04:41:34 PM
Laydees, this one is definitely for you  eyes:

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I have recently bought some ann summers stockings and i was looking for a fastener of some kind for suspenders
but theres like nothing there :S
& im sure there stockings and not holdups
how the hell am i supposed to attach suspenders to them :S :S

And what's a colon S when it's at home? rubschin:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on August 03, 2010, 04:59:41 PM
 angel1  Noo not me.  I just had my reply deleted for contravening their rools.
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on August 03, 2010, 05:00:37 PM
Laydees, this one is definitely for you  eyes:

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I have recently bought some ann summers stockings and i was looking for a fastener of some kind for suspenders
but theres like nothing there :S
& im sure there stockings and not holdups
how the hell am i supposed to attach suspenders to them :S :S

And what's a colon S when it's at home? rubschin:



 Shrugs:  Susssspenders for Hissing Sid?
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Pastis on August 03, 2010, 05:01:21 PM
Naughty step and no cocoa for MissC    noooo:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Pastis on August 03, 2010, 08:23:09 PM
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How do you whiten the part of your eyes that are supposed to be white?
That part of my eye is slightly yellow/light brown and I wondered if there was a way to make them white without using any eye drops?

 shutup:  Bleach. It's just got to be bleach! Please, someone answer BLEACH!   razz:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on August 03, 2010, 08:28:21 PM
Welcome to my fellow addicts. Off to bed. My whole lifeis gong tits up, so radio 4 beckons.
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on August 03, 2010, 09:18:00 PM
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How do you whiten the part of your eyes that are supposed to be white?
That part of my eye is slightly yellow/light brown and I wondered if there was a way to make them white without using any eye drops?

 shutup:  Bleach. It's just got to be bleach! Please, someone answer BLEACH!   razz:

lol: lol: lol: lol: Oh I do hope so I will go and take a look.

Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on August 03, 2010, 09:18:29 PM
Welcome to my fellow addicts. Off to bed. My whole lifeis gong tits up, so radio 4 beckons.


happy100 happy100
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: apc2010 on August 03, 2010, 11:44:10 PM
Welcome to my fellow addicts. Off to bed. My whole lifeis gong tits up, so radio 4 beckons.

Tits in a bikini ???
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Barman on August 04, 2010, 05:05:26 AM
Welcome to my fellow addicts. Off to bed. My whole lifeis gong tits up, so radio 4 beckons.

Tits in a bikini ???

We need pictures!  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Just One More on August 04, 2010, 05:38:34 AM
Welcome to my fellow addicts. Off to bed. My whole lifeis gong tits up, so radio 4 beckons.


Tits in a bikini ???


We need pictures!  eveilgrin:


Miss C already posted one like


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs3.postimage.org%2FwfXor.jpg&hash=1dfb8054950966fe443b24d5cb1a2ab4) (http://www.postimage.org/image.php?v=PqwfXor)
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Barman on August 04, 2010, 05:40:33 AM
Welcome to my fellow addicts. Off to bed. My whole lifeis gong tits up, so radio 4 beckons.


Tits in a bikini ???


We need pictures!  eveilgrin:


Miss C already posted one like


([url]https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs3.postimage.org%2FwfXor.jpg&hash=1dfb8054950966fe443b24d5cb1a2ab4[/url]) ([url]http://www.postimage.org/image.php?v=PqwfXor[/url])



 evil:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on August 04, 2010, 08:39:05 AM
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Didn't put very important information on wedding invitation!?
I noticed my daughter and her fiance failed to put some very important information on their wedding invitations. They put the date and time but didn't have the place of the wedding on the invitation. WHat can we do?
doh:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Barman on August 04, 2010, 08:41:31 AM
Quote
Didn't put very important information on wedding invitation!?
I noticed my daughter and her fiance failed to put some very important information on their wedding invitations. They put the date and time but didn't have the place of the wedding on the invitation. WHat can we do?
doh:


A: Make sure the pathetic mongs don't breed....  lol:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on August 04, 2010, 10:32:29 AM
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What hurts more? Losing your virginity standing or lying down? Reasons included please :)?
eeek:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on August 04, 2010, 10:39:07 AM
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Didn't put very important information on wedding invitation!?
I noticed my daughter and her fiance failed to put some very important information on their wedding invitations. They put the date and time but didn't have the place of the wedding on the invitation. WHat can we do?
doh:


A: Make sure the pathetic mongs don't breed....  lol:

Count your blessings, it will be a cheap wedding.. ::)
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Snoopy on August 04, 2010, 05:30:28 PM
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What hurts more? Losing your virginity standing or lying down? Reasons included please :)?
eeek:



Under Bournemouth Pier ~ that's what hurts the most ~ that bloody sand gets everwhere. OK if you're Pinocchio I suppose but not for me.
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on August 05, 2010, 03:18:48 PM
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How much does it cost to rent an elephant for a wedding?
eeek:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Just One More on August 05, 2010, 05:16:51 PM
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How much does it cost to rent an elephant for a wedding?
eeek:


Business opportunity for your mate?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Barman on August 05, 2010, 05:18:09 PM
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How much does it cost to rent an elephant for a wedding?
eeek:


Business opportunity for your mate?  rubschin:

I thought that!  ;D
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Just One More on August 05, 2010, 05:31:42 PM
He'll be up half the night decorating the bloody thing. Have you any Weathershield left like


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Post by: Barman on August 05, 2010, 05:35:05 PM
He'll be up half the night decorating the bloody thing. Have you any Weathershield left like


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I haven't started with the Weathershield yet... not sure what roller to use....  noooo:
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Post by: Nick on August 05, 2010, 06:09:33 PM
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Are you allowed potatoes in your suitcase?!?
Flying from dublin airport
whacky115
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Post by: Barman on August 05, 2010, 06:15:47 PM
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Are you allowed potatoes in your suitcase?!?
Flying from dublin airport
whacky115


Wot else would you bring from Dublin as a souvenir... a bit of peat...? Shrugs:
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Post by: Nick on August 05, 2010, 06:18:16 PM
I brought a piece of rock back like. As a souvenir of the explosion, like.

Anyhoo:

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Is Japan in North or West Africa..v.confused?
noooo:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on August 07, 2010, 08:56:11 AM
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How do I drive from Boston to Paris?
I'm in Boston and I really need to get to Paris, France. I only want to get there driving in my car. I don't want to use any other means of transportation. I don't want to take any planes, trains, boats, or ferries. I've been looking at maps but I can't find any highways that go from Boston to Paris. Are there any?
rubschin:
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Post by: Snoopy on August 07, 2010, 10:04:04 AM
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How do I drive from Boston to Paris?
I'm in Boston and I really need to get to Paris, France. I only want to get there driving in my car. I don't want to use any other means of transportation. I don't want to take any planes, trains, boats, or ferries. I've been looking at maps but I can't find any highways that go from Boston to Paris. Are there any?
rubschin:


I could direct them from Boston to Paris Texas if that would help.


Honestly the insularity and ignorance of the majority of Yanks never ceases to amaze me.
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Post by: Nick on August 07, 2010, 10:23:17 AM
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If diamond is such a strong substance why don't people make hammers out of it?
doh:
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Post by: Nick on August 08, 2010, 01:22:43 PM
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I would like to start a lost ferrets home. I need to know all the details about opening, running, how, who?
whacky115
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Post by: Nick on August 08, 2010, 02:21:15 PM
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What jobs are there working with animals other than a vet?

Was it bad and wrong of me to say "Lion tamer"?  redface:
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Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on August 08, 2010, 02:29:06 PM
Can sumone help me with this problem?
ok. soo i got a silk press. then i got home wrapped it. went tu bed later that night. woke up un wrapped hair. then my mom put heat on it for me. really wuznt supposed tu but i didnt know. then i took a bath (because i wuz tld to at the hair salon). i wrapped my hair without a scarf. and when i got out i noticed that sum of my ends had curled back up. so i went over with heat again. little did i notice that i burnt sum of my hair. not all but sum at the ends. i jst got a trim the day b4 so i dont want to cut it again until it grows out. and my ends aren't even breaking. oh nd i am natural. nd i can tell because it is alot poofy than the daay b4. soo do you thnkthe best thng for me would b to wash it with a sulfate free shampoo, deep condition, and leave in conditioner. my hair is still straight jst lil burnt ends in sum places and poofy. so ca anyone help me. my mom wants to straighten it again aftr i wash nd deep cond but will this make it more damged?
 


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Post by: Nick on August 08, 2010, 02:30:05 PM
Happens all the time  noooo:
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Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on August 08, 2010, 04:25:27 PM
I'm sure you are right.
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Post by: Nick on August 10, 2010, 07:49:21 AM
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Is it the same time in all countries all over the world?
Banghead
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Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on August 10, 2010, 11:04:07 AM
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Is it the same time in all countries all over the world?
Banghead


Please tell me you said yes, playing with their minds is just sooo much fun. eveilgrin:
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Post by: Nick on August 10, 2010, 11:08:04 AM
There are some fabulously stupid people about. ONe guy earlier was asking how to catch a bus FFS!
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Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on August 10, 2010, 11:08:58 AM
Very large butterfly net?
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Post by: Nick on August 10, 2010, 11:32:16 AM
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Which hotel to choose in Madrid ?
Me and my friends are going to Barcelona for 2 nights, we prefer a hotel which is close to Night Clubs, shopping, tourist spots, beach, Could you please suggest me which Hotel to choose,
noooo:
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Post by: Snoopy on August 10, 2010, 11:45:01 AM
Yanks just don't do Geography  noooo:

I am amazed that they even know the two cities are in the same country ..... even if they are over 300 miles apart.
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Post by: Nick on August 10, 2010, 11:48:23 AM
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I'm 22 years old and I want to travel, see the US/world on my own
Would I be aloud to do this by foot mostly?

By foot?  eeek:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Snoopy on August 10, 2010, 12:05:15 PM
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I'm 22 years old and I want to travel, see the US/world on my own
Would I be aloud to do this by foot mostly?

By foot?  eeek:

Loudly????????  ::)
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on August 10, 2010, 12:52:22 PM
We are surrounded by idiots!
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Post by: Snoopy on August 10, 2010, 01:21:01 PM
We are surrounded by idiots!

Ain't that the truth!  ;D
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Post by: Nick on August 11, 2010, 11:54:50 AM
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Is it possible to grow a plant in a fridge?
whacky115
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Post by: Pastis on August 11, 2010, 12:24:44 PM
Yes. Mold! Does that qualify?  razz:
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Post by: Snoopy on August 11, 2010, 12:30:54 PM
Yes. Mold! Does that qualify?  razz:

 whistle:
Mold (Welsh: Yr Wyddgrug) is a town in Flintshire, North Wales, on the River Alyn. It is the administrative seat of Flintshire County Council, and was also the county town of Clwyd from 1974 to 1996. According to the 2001 UK Census, it has a population of 9,568
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Post by: Pastis on August 11, 2010, 01:16:40 PM

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Boo hoo  sad24:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Snoopy on August 11, 2010, 01:46:00 PM
eejit! That's Mould
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Post by: Darwins Selection on August 11, 2010, 01:58:38 PM
eejit! That's Mould


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Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on August 11, 2010, 02:00:05 PM
Didn't he shoot himself, like?
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Post by: Pastis on August 11, 2010, 02:00:25 PM
I've spent a lifetime with the word mould as a forming cavity, 2-part, 3-part, release angles, injection type, compression type, etc etc. I prefer to use mold for fungus, and yes, I know it's the American spelling but I can live with it  surrender:
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Post by: Darwins Selection on August 11, 2010, 02:40:52 PM
I know it's the American spelling

And the sheep-botherers as well of course
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Post by: Snoopy on August 11, 2010, 07:15:11 PM
I know it's the American spelling

And the sheep-botherers as well of course

Oi Turnip 'ead! ~ I was born just down the road from your place evil:

My position in Wales is purely missionary
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Post by: Pirate on August 11, 2010, 08:43:25 PM
eejit! That's Mould


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That's Ted MOULT  cloud9:

Not MOULD
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on August 12, 2010, 08:07:02 AM
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What are some good cream to remove hairy legs?
shutup:
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Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on August 12, 2010, 10:12:46 AM
When I am plagued by spiders I just pull their legs off. eveilgrin:
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Post by: Pastis on August 12, 2010, 12:32:34 PM
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When really WAS the "Victorian Era"?

 doh:
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Post by: Nick on August 12, 2010, 03:30:14 PM
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How many calories are there in bbq placenta?
eeek:
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Post by: Nick on August 12, 2010, 08:13:22 PM
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Can i work as a flight attendant with my cat?!!?
i really wanna be a flight attendant but i don't want to let go of my cat ...
can it travel with me in it's bag with my other bag on the same plane ??
noooo:
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Post by: Nick on August 13, 2010, 08:54:17 AM
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What do you do when you see an endangered animal that is eating an endangered plant?
rubschin:
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Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on August 13, 2010, 10:32:58 AM
How many hours do you spend on there Nick?
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Post by: Nick on August 13, 2010, 10:37:52 AM
I limit myself to two visits a day  redface:
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Post by: Darwins Selection on August 13, 2010, 10:42:15 AM
I limit myself to two visits a day  redface:

Each lasting 12 hours...
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on August 13, 2010, 11:14:25 AM
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Where to eat in Berlin ?
Hi,
I am going with my girlfriend to Berlin tomorrow & we will be staying up to tuesday. I was wondering where best to eat in Berlin ? I didnt want to end up in some of those tourist restaurants that have tourist food which taste nothing :-P
I am looking for local German food like Donner Kebab, pizza's ect.

The yoof of today?  noooo:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on August 13, 2010, 12:01:52 PM
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My partners Horn is not working. How can he fix it?
shutup:
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Post by: Snoopy on August 13, 2010, 12:14:07 PM
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Where to eat in Berlin ?
Hi,
I am going with my girlfriend to Berlin tomorrow & we will be staying up to tuesday. I was wondering where best to eat in Berlin ? I didnt want to end up in some of those tourist restaurants that have tourist food which taste nothing :-P
I am looking for local German food like Donner Kebab, pizza's ect.

The yoof of today?  noooo:

Yeah! The yoof of today eh? ~ Fancy not knowing that it is etc.
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Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on August 13, 2010, 01:01:48 PM
Y cant i eat in front of ppl?
in school i just cant eat in front of guys. i feel like ill look like a fatty and a slob but ik i wont i just feel like it. so today was the first day of school (and probably the worst first day of school i have ever had but were not going to talk about that now) and i was rly nervous and i had a lot of anxiety. i got full bangs and everyone says i should keep them and they look so cute even a few guys said it looked good but that was barley a confidence boost. i just look down all the time and they moved our lunch to the middle of 6 period(ik wtf?) so im starving and i get to lunch but the anxiety was so bad i couldnt even eat i only ate half a piece of bread! how do i chill out when it comes to eating in front of guys!?!?!?!?


 noooo:
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Post by: Snoopy on August 13, 2010, 01:04:26 PM
Weird! Doesn't anyone have a normal childhood any more?
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on August 14, 2010, 09:26:02 AM
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My daughter is having a civil ceremony next april. We are having a butlins weekend away for her hen party.?
can anyone give us some ideas for games ect that will make it unique. The normal willy thing is out of the question.
eeek:
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Post by: Barman on August 14, 2010, 10:05:57 AM
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My daughter is having a civil ceremony next april. We are having a butlins weekend away for her hen party.?
can anyone give us some ideas for games ect that will make it unique. The normal willy thing is out of the question.
eeek:


Hide the willy Nick - last chance before the big day....  noooo:
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Post by: Snoopy on August 14, 2010, 11:48:08 AM
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My daughter is having a civil ceremony next april. We are having a butlins weekend away for her hen party.?
can anyone give us some ideas for games ect that will make it unique. The normal willy thing is out of the question.
eeek:


Civil ceremony eh?  rubschin:

Tipping the velvet then.
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Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on August 14, 2010, 03:05:26 PM
Tipping the sack cloth me thinks if it is being done on a budget.
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Post by: Barman on August 14, 2010, 03:10:22 PM
Tipping the sack cloth me thinks if it is being done on a budget.

 lol: lol: lol:
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Post by: Nick on August 15, 2010, 08:39:30 AM
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How can i legally get married to my mother-in-law?
My wife just died recently in a car accident and i really missed her a lot, her mother is the only person that looks almost like her except shes older. Sometimes i mistaken her as my wife and even tried to make her sleep with me.
eeek:
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Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on August 15, 2010, 09:33:31 AM
 :lalalala
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Post by: Barman on August 15, 2010, 09:57:26 AM
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How can i legally get married to my mother-in-law?
My wife just died recently in a car accident and i really missed her a lot, her mother is the only person that looks almost like her except shes older. Sometimes i mistaken her as my wife and even tried to make her sleep with me.
eeek:


 eeek: eeek:
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Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on August 15, 2010, 10:48:16 AM
What part of the UK do the easiest women live?
Im sure that is not London and maybe instead of using the term easy, i should use the term more open to have sex. 10 points for the best answer.
4 hours ago - 4 days left to answer.

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Post by: Snoopy on August 15, 2010, 11:30:37 AM
Have a w@nk lad ~ it's cheaper.  whistle:
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Post by: Nick on August 16, 2010, 08:51:13 AM
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Will my laptop still work properly, if i detach its screen?
rubschin:
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Post by: Nick on August 16, 2010, 03:23:35 PM
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Ive got 8 sausages what can i do with them ?
shutup:
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Post by: Nick on August 18, 2010, 08:40:52 AM
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Where can I learn the 'crouching tiger, hidden penis' sex move?
eeek:
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Post by: Nick on August 18, 2010, 06:30:17 PM
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Can u have a pet armadillo in the uk?
if u can, how much do they cost? thanx :) x
noooo:
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Post by: Grumpmeister on August 19, 2010, 09:45:52 AM
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Where can I learn the 'crouching tiger, hidden penis' sex move?
eeek:


You could always try the local zoo, as a bonus you will also learn the Chewing Tiger Severed Penis move  whistle:
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Post by: Uncle Mort on August 19, 2010, 01:20:03 PM
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Please answer, no one is answering, Is "C" Grade for A level Statistics good?

 rubschin:
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Post by: Darwins Selection on August 19, 2010, 01:32:43 PM
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Please answer, no one is answering, Is "C" Grade for A level Statistics good?

 rubschin:

On average, No.
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on August 22, 2010, 03:58:39 PM
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What would happen if I put a ball of paper into the microwave?
I need to dispose of some paper without anyone seeing it. Ever. So that means I cannot put it into the bin or throw it over the fence just in case.

So will it just make it go black and unrecognizable? Or will it catch fire? Is it safe? What will happen?
eveilgrin: eveilgrin: eveilgrin: eveilgrin: eveilgrin: eveilgrin:
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Post by: Barman on August 22, 2010, 04:24:18 PM
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I have a coracle.

Can my normal doctor treat it or do I have to go to a special clinic?

 eeek:
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Post by: Nick on August 22, 2010, 04:28:17 PM
Fear not BM, I have a corkscrew which will soon sort you out  angel1
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Post by: Barman on August 22, 2010, 04:59:35 PM
 evil:
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Post by: Nick on August 23, 2010, 10:22:52 AM
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My sister has a phobia of bananas, is there anyone out there who has it too?
my sister cannot touch bananas she thinks they are disgusting, if anyone trys to make her touch a banana she has a panic attack... does anyone else have this?
whacky115
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Post by: Darwins Selection on August 23, 2010, 10:37:16 AM
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My sister has a phobia of bananas, is there anyone out there who has it too?
my sister cannot touch bananas she thinks they are disgusting, if anyone trys to make her touch a banana she has a panic attack... does anyone else have this?
whacky115

Musaphobia, brought on by excessive condom-fitting practice at school.  noooo:
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Post by: Nick on August 30, 2010, 11:32:23 AM
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Who would win a fight between Naomi campbell and princess michael of kent?
whacky115

I'd pay to watch though.
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Post by: Barman on August 30, 2010, 12:05:08 PM
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Who would win a fight between Naomi campbell and princess michael of kent?
whacky115

I'd pay to watch though.

Oh Nick, I was hoping beyond hope that you'd given up on this crazy obsession....  noooo:
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Post by: Nick on August 30, 2010, 02:32:16 PM
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I pump my car tyres twice week and still loses some air..why is this? thanks?
The 2 rear tyres always go down after a few days so i have to keep pumping the tyres
i have already put a new rim, i have cleaned them at the garage and still get the problem.
Why is this?
could someone please help
Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead

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Post by: Nick on August 30, 2010, 02:57:47 PM
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If I buy a jacket I have to say whether I want a single or double breasted is it the same for a bra?
rubschin:
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Post by: Nick on August 31, 2010, 11:45:57 AM
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I am a 16 year old girl. How can i have some one on one fun with my horse?
eeek:

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Post by: Barman on August 31, 2010, 11:46:38 AM
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I am a 16 year old girl. How can i have some one on one fun with my horse?
eeek:



 eeek: eeek:
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Post by: Snoopy on August 31, 2010, 12:32:22 PM
NICK!

Move away from the keyboard, Keep your hands where we can see them. Now lay face down on the floor, still keeping your hands where we can see them.

It'll be OK, you'll only feel a little scratch from the needle and when you wake up everything will be much better.

 whacky115
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Post by: Barman on August 31, 2010, 01:11:57 PM
NICK!

Move away from the keyboard, Keep your hands where we can see them. Now lay face down on the floor, still keeping your hands where we can see them.

It'll be OK, you'll only feel a little prick and when you wake up everything will be much better.

 whacky115

 eeek:
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Post by: Nick on August 31, 2010, 01:16:55 PM
Will BM be there then, like?
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Post by: Snoopy on August 31, 2010, 01:19:08 PM
Will BM be there then, like?

Scrubbing up as I type
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Post by: Nick on August 31, 2010, 01:23:08 PM
Well that won't take long  whistle:
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Post by: Nick on September 04, 2010, 03:24:18 PM
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What knickers are best to drum in?
i play drums and i get sore on my bum when it gets hot. whats the best thing to stop getting a sore bum when i'm play? an ex said i should wear normal boys tanga knickers for support. how can i stop being sore when i play? and whats the best thing to do after a gig? please help!
rubschin:
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 04, 2010, 03:26:44 PM
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whats the best thing to stop getting a sore bum when I'm play?
rubschin:


I'm sure they will receive lots of helpful advice  whistle:
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Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on September 04, 2010, 04:30:10 PM
Prolonged banging makes most people sore, or so I have been told. whistle:
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Post by: Nick on September 04, 2010, 07:40:14 PM
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Can anyone recommend a reputable place to get my tattoo removed in the Bristol area?
shutup:
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Post by: Just One More on September 04, 2010, 08:01:16 PM
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Can anyone recommend a reputable place to get my tattoo removed in the Bristol area?
shutup:


Tittensor. Always raised a giggle when I drove through with the kids years ago
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on September 06, 2010, 02:45:18 PM
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Am I entitled to compensation?
I bought a top from a large retail shop at my local shopping centre. I wore the top out Friday night. All night the top was rubbing under my arm- it has elastic all around the top so it is constantly sitting under my arm. I kept pulling away from the sore all night but the elastic kept pulling it back.

I woke up in the morning and the top has rubbed away a layer of my skin leaving a huge red/blue sore area that was also weeping(sick). I am still unable to put my arm down to my side as it is still really really painful... I am really disgusted that a big shop has allowed this poorly designed top to be made/sold. Do you think I will be entitled to any compensation for all the pain I have been/ am still in? I live in Liverpool

Thanks
Yargh:
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Post by: Darwins Selection on September 06, 2010, 02:48:21 PM
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Am I entitled to compensation?
I bought a top from a large retail shop at my local shopping centre. I wore the top out Friday night. All night the top was rubbing under my arm- it has elastic all around the top so it is constantly sitting under my arm. I kept pulling away from the sore all night but the elastic kept pulling it back.

I woke up in the morning and the top has rubbed away a layer of my skin leaving a huge red/blue sore area that was also weeping(sick). I am still unable to put my arm down to my side as it is still really really painful... I am really disgusted that a big shop has allowed this poorly designed top to be made/sold. Do you think I will be entitled to any compensation for all the pain I have been/ am still in? I live in Liverpool

Thanks
Yargh:



She may have a case if one of the X's in XXXXXXXL had rubbed off.
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Post by: Grumpmeister on September 06, 2010, 03:05:39 PM
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Am I entitled to compensation?
I bought a top from a large retail shop at my local shopping centre. I wore the top out Friday night. All night the top was rubbing under my arm- it has elastic all around the top so it is constantly sitting under my arm. I kept pulling away from the sore all night but the elastic kept pulling it back.

I woke up in the morning and the top has rubbed away a layer of my skin leaving a huge red/blue sore area that was also weeping(sick). I am still unable to put my arm down to my side as it is still really really painful... I am really disgusted that a big shop has allowed this poorly designed top to be made/sold. Do you think I will be entitled to any compensation for all the pain I have been/ am still in? I live in Liverpool

Thanks
Yargh:



She may have a case if one of the X's in XXXXXXXL had rubbed off.

 happy001
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on September 06, 2010, 07:43:00 PM
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I have two Mangoes; what can I do with them?
shutup:
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Post by: Nick on September 08, 2010, 08:28:11 AM
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What bit shall i use in my horse for showjumping?

I suggested "Its legs"
 redface:
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Post by: Barman on September 08, 2010, 11:16:52 AM
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What bit shall i use in my horse for showjumping?

I suggested "Its legs"
 redface:


 drumroll:  lol:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on October 05, 2010, 02:09:46 PM
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Which european countries will experience autumn or spring during december 2010?
im thinking of going traveling. since i live in a country that's warm all year long, i wanna experience a different climate. no winter pls since i don't think i can handle too cold weather so yeah. helps are very much appreciated! :D
happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001

Norway  redface:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Barman on October 05, 2010, 03:04:54 PM
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Which european countries will experience autumn or spring during december 2010?
im thinking of going traveling. since i live in a country that's warm all year long, i wanna experience a different climate. no winter pls since i don't think i can handle too cold weather so yeah. helps are very much appreciated! :D
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Norway  redface:


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Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Snoopy on October 05, 2010, 03:08:29 PM
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Which european countries will experience autumn or spring during december 2010?
im thinking of going traveling. since i live in a country that's warm all year long, i wanna experience a different climate. no winter pls since i don't think i can handle too cold weather so yeah. helps are very much appreciated! :D
happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001

Norway  redface:




 lol: lol: lol:


Freaking Yanks just have no idea do they.  noooo:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on October 06, 2010, 05:04:34 PM
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Would crisps in my pat launch make me fat?
I am curvy but i fancy crisps when i am in diet and can't have it. i only had in once but that's it. So would crisps everyday in my launch box make me fat?
noooo:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on October 08, 2010, 07:55:39 AM
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English Perspective about a nun?
I was dating this girl for over two and a half years, like since high school, and she told me a few days ago that she wanted to become a nun.

I don't know much about catholic's or anything, but I thought you had to be a virgin to become a nun? But i know for SURE that she is not even kind of a virgin. We were together, but we had an understanding. I do my thing, she does her thing, but no kissing and we tell each other. My friend had a 3 way with her and this kid from school at this party last summer up in my parents bathroom. THAT doesn't seem like a very nunny thing to do does it? My fellow Americans have let me down in their responses. Maybe the great English could offer their thoughts.

My question is, if a girl wants to be a nun, can she have 3 ways with two other guys, one that isn't even me, in my parents bathroom and still become a nun, or do they do pre-nun tests?
eeek:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 08, 2010, 07:57:23 AM
She just has to say sorry doesn't she and then she can become a nun  whistle:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: tel on October 08, 2010, 08:19:08 AM
Has to be a novice first.
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Pastis on October 08, 2010, 01:22:43 PM
Has to be a novice first.

Oh, I think she's way past that stage.
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on October 08, 2010, 01:27:43 PM
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Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on October 08, 2010, 02:42:57 PM
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Am i to fat for legoland uk?
my son really want to go to legoland, I have a medical condition that's makes me put on weight and am worried that i wont be able go fit on the rides with him. most of the rides say you must be accompany by a adult.
I weight 15stone am 5ft and a size 20.
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Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Barman on October 08, 2010, 02:50:21 PM
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Am i to fat for legoland uk?
my son really want to go to legoland, I have a medical condition that's makes me put on weight and am worried that i wont be able go fit on the rides with him. most of the rides say you must be accompany by a adult.
I weight 15stone am 5ft and a size 20.
redface:


 Popcorn:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on October 08, 2010, 02:55:15 PM
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Am i to fat for legoland uk?
my son really want to go to legoland, I have a medical condition that's makes me put on weight and am worried that i wont be able go fit on the rides with him. most of the rides say you must be accompany by a adult.
I weight 15stone am 5ft and a size 20.
redface:


 Popcorn:

I said she would be barred on aesthetic grounds and suggested she cut out the pies  redface:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Barman on October 08, 2010, 02:57:18 PM
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Am i to fat for legoland uk?
my son really want to go to legoland, I have a medical condition that's makes me put on weight and am worried that i wont be able go fit on the rides with him. most of the rides say you must be accompany by a adult.
I weight 15stone am 5ft and a size 20.
redface:


 Popcorn:

I said she would be barred on aesthetic grounds and suggested she cut out the pies  redface:

happy001
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on October 08, 2010, 03:23:23 PM
Which was when they banned me  cussing:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Snoopy on October 08, 2010, 03:25:14 PM
Well you've had a good run.
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 08, 2010, 03:25:20 PM
Has to be a novice first.

Oh, I think she's way past that stage.
You are cruising for a bruisin  rubschin:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Pastis on October 08, 2010, 03:45:46 PM
Has to be a novice first.

Oh, I think she's way past that stage.
You are cruising for a bruisin  rubschin:

Eh?  Shrugs:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 08, 2010, 03:47:08 PM
Has to be a novice first.

Oh, I think she's way past that stage.
You are cruising for a bruisin  rubschin:

Eh?  Shrugs:

I think she thought you meant her, not the other she.  noooo:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Pastis on October 08, 2010, 03:50:05 PM
Has to be a novice first.

Oh, I think she's way past that stage.
You are cruising for a bruisin  rubschin:

Eh?  Shrugs:

I think she thought you meant her, not the other she.  noooo:

 rubschin:  Surely not. But you're right, I was referring to the 'she' in the Yahoo Answer
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on October 08, 2010, 03:51:11 PM
Of course of course  char048
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on November 12, 2010, 12:57:31 PM
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But if you type for a type must be on vacation in England is well outside a brothel if you do not know the peo?
Sorry, but I would try to find and English to write a check with the automatic translator. withdrawal, if possible, I, in fact children who are not 18 years should be advised that the city may, in this sense, as the type of aircraft, I think, if an accident or you think if I type in England comes out like a toilet or a casino if you like ask around more or less like what places are more tactical and is cool to go? many thanks if you answer type
whacky115
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Snoopy on November 12, 2010, 12:58:27 PM
WOT??
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Barman on November 13, 2010, 11:12:07 AM
Shrugs:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on November 20, 2010, 10:42:49 AM
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Are there any donkey shows in Niagara Falls?
Strip clubs with girls and donkeys?
eeek:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on November 20, 2010, 11:30:28 AM
 eeek: noooo:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Barman on November 20, 2010, 03:25:19 PM
eeek: noooo:

Ignore him Miss C - it is the only way....  noooo:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on November 20, 2010, 03:43:18 PM
I will turn away from my computer then I won't be able to see what he is up to.
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Barman on November 20, 2010, 03:56:56 PM
I will turn away from my computer then I won't be able to see what he is up to.

Perfect!

I SAID PERFECT!
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on November 20, 2010, 07:22:46 PM
 lol: lol:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on November 21, 2010, 04:15:36 PM
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Has any one had an experience with an arseole exploding on an areoplane?
eeek:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Pastis on November 21, 2010, 04:27:06 PM
Funny you should say that ...  redface:

My tube of Non-Bio Travel Wash leaked on the flight out  evil:  Fortunately it was stowed in a plastic bag with all the other tubes and bits of medical / travel / toiletry stuff but they needed a good hose down in the cabin washroom  surrender:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on November 21, 2010, 04:29:42 PM
Any, coff, battery operated appliances damaged?
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Pastis on November 21, 2010, 04:31:18 PM
Any, coff, battery operated appliances damaged?

No.  evil:  They were in the bag labelled technology corner  whistle:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Snoopy on November 21, 2010, 04:39:38 PM
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Has any one had an experience with an arseole exploding on an areoplane?
eeek:


I have known a few furious pilots ~ Do they count?
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on November 21, 2010, 05:01:41 PM
I replied to it. I said, "Do you mean arsehole or aerosol?".

I got banned again  surrender:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Snoopy on November 21, 2010, 05:07:35 PM
Memo to BM:
We need to keep an eye on this member ~ he makes a habit of being banned from other sites!  point:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Pastis on November 21, 2010, 05:08:30 PM
I replied to it. I said, "Do you mean arsehole or aerosol?".

I got banned again  surrender:

They've never been to the Swedish pharmacy then  lol:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Snoopy on November 21, 2010, 05:09:05 PM


Remove top and push up bottom?  whistle:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 21, 2010, 07:02:22 PM
"Sample our exotic sweat trolley"
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on November 25, 2010, 11:57:05 AM
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How do you say in German "to travel round Europe"?

I said, "Same as invade".

Banned again  noooo:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on November 30, 2010, 12:20:14 PM
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Why when taking photos women give better pose compare to men, we men just stand there like tree?
rubschin:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Snoopy on November 30, 2010, 12:31:29 PM
Him sound like Red Indian in John Wayne Movie!
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 30, 2010, 12:36:38 PM
Him sound like Red Indian in John Wayne Movie!

Chief Bouncing Flash say "Nikon, heap good".
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on December 02, 2010, 10:20:34 AM
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If they want to charge fat people for 2 plane seats why arent anorexic people given their seat for half price?
rubschin:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on December 07, 2010, 10:21:37 AM
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What can I do in Thiruvananthapuram?

My suggestion "Play Scrabble" did not meet with official approval  redface:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Snoopy on December 07, 2010, 10:50:28 AM
 happy001 happy001
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Barman on December 07, 2010, 11:33:44 AM
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What can I do in Thiruvananthapuram?

My suggestion "Play Scrabble" did not meet with official approval  redface:

 drumroll:  lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on December 07, 2010, 12:21:09 PM
Banned again?
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on December 11, 2010, 09:56:29 AM
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Is it true that Hitler was assassinated before he killed himself?
doh:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 14, 2010, 06:02:29 PM
How long do you think it will be before Nick gets IP blocked  lol:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on December 16, 2010, 02:32:06 PM
Some twit was on there earlier seeking advice about an appropriate Christmas card to send to her baby!  eeek:  The brat is 6 months old.

I suggested "edible".

More fooking trouble  noooo:

Who are these twonks?
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Barman on December 16, 2010, 03:00:23 PM
Some twit was on there earlier seeking advice about an appropriate Christmas card to send to her baby!  eeek:  The brat is 6 months old.

I suggested "edible".

More fooking trouble  noooo:

Who are these twonks?

 lol: lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Pirate on December 16, 2010, 10:04:39 PM
Some twit was on there earlier seeking advice about an appropriate Christmas card to send to her baby!  eeek:  The brat is 6 months old.

I suggested "edible".

More fooking trouble  noooo:

Who are these twonks?

People like you...?
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on December 20, 2010, 08:06:32 PM
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Interview for Easyjet Cabin Crew?
I have an interview with easy jet tomorrow and am unsure what to expect. Has anyone been to one of these interviews or know what to expect?

Thanks :)

Helpfully, I suggested:

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If they ask you if you mind being spray tanned in the corporate colours, say not at all. Everyone else did!
Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2:

Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Barman on December 20, 2010, 08:13:38 PM
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Interview for Easyjet Cabin Crew?
I have an interview with easy jet tomorrow and am unsure what to expect. Has anyone been to one of these interviews or know what to expect?

Thanks :)

Helpfully, I suggested:

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If they ask you if you mind being spray tanned in the corporate colours, say not at all. Everyone else did!
Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2:



You should have suggested that they watch every episode of that 'Airline' programme (or whatever it is called) - then apply somewhere else...
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on December 20, 2010, 08:29:01 PM
Over to you!!

http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20101220103912AAKfZx2 (http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20101220103912AAKfZx2)
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Barman on December 20, 2010, 08:31:37 PM
Over to you!!

[url]http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20101220103912AAKfZx2[/url] ([url]http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20101220103912AAKfZx2[/url])


Done!  whistle:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on December 20, 2010, 08:37:18 PM
SO I see! Perhaps you can  angel1 help with this one too



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WILL I FIT ON AN AIRPLANE SEAT?
HELLO MY NAME IS ERICKA AND I AM HAVING A LITTLE TROUBLE TRYING TO FIGURE OUT IF I WILL FIT ON AN AIRPLANE. I AM 5'6 I WEIGH ABOUT 285 TO 290!! I HAVE NEVER IN MY LIFE GOTTEN ONTO AN AIRPLANE BEFORE. PLEASE SOMEONE HELP ME OUT AND PLEASE NO RUDE COMMENTS.
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Barman on December 20, 2010, 08:41:06 PM
SO I see! Perhaps you can  angel1 help with this one too



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WILL I FIT ON AN AIRPLANE SEAT?
HELLO MY NAME IS ERICKA AND I AM HAVING A LITTLE TROUBLE TRYING TO FIGURE OUT IF I WILL FIT ON AN AIRPLANE. I AM 5'6 I WEIGH ABOUT 285 TO 290!! I HAVE NEVER IN MY LIFE GOTTEN ONTO AN AIRPLANE BEFORE. PLEASE SOMEONE HELP ME OUT AND PLEASE NO RUDE COMMENTS.

Link please!  whistle:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on December 20, 2010, 09:20:35 PM
Lazy bones!

I recommended liposuction  angel1
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Barman on December 20, 2010, 09:25:09 PM
Lazy bones!

I recommended liposuction  angel1

I couldn't find it! Shrugs:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 20, 2010, 11:18:42 PM

I recommended Liposuction 

Lithuanian state airline?
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Barman on December 27, 2010, 07:06:07 AM
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Yahoo! Answers: Your answer has been chosen as the best answer


happy001

Here (http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20101220103912AAKfZx2)
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Just One More on December 27, 2010, 08:57:32 AM
Best answer of two eh, very impresive Barman  worthy:

I see only one person voted too  rubschin:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Barman on December 27, 2010, 09:03:31 AM
Best answer of two eh, very impresive Barman  worthy:

I see only one person voted too  rubschin:

 lol: lol: lol:

Nick prolly....  whistle:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on December 30, 2010, 12:26:40 PM
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Foods from Portugal or Greenland?
We are having a themed new years party and each couple have to supply traditional bite sized food samples from differet countries. Can anyone give me ideas for food and drink from Portugal and Greenland?

I suggested buying a whale and stuffing it with shellfish  redface:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on January 01, 2011, 07:09:17 PM
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I'm 4'11". what are my chances of being a character in the walt disney world college program?
shutup:

SHould I say it? No I mustn't  shutup:

I really really mustn't.  shutup:


Damn, I said it  redface:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on January 11, 2011, 02:31:46 PM
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How were horses invented and who invented them?
whacky115

Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on January 11, 2011, 05:11:04 PM
How about a unicorn laid some eggs, sat on them for 28 days as normal.  After 28 days they hatched out but one of them did not have a horn.  Hence the first horse was invented. whistle:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Barman on January 11, 2011, 05:17:24 PM
How about a unicorn laid some eggs, sat on them for 28 days as normal.  After 28 days they hatched out but one of them did not have a horn.  Hence the first horse was invented. whistle:

 eeek:

Christus - you're as mad as he is....  noooo:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Pastis on January 11, 2011, 05:20:27 PM
How about a unicorn laid some eggs, sat on them for 28 days as normal.  After 28 days they hatched out but one of them did not have a horn.  Hence the first horse was invented. whistle:

Very plausible MissC. I was thinking along the lines of ... Herr Diesel invented the diesel engine, Herr Wankel invented the Wankel engine, so it must have been Herr Horse who invented horse power.

His name, when inverted (Horse Herr) also gave rise to the practice of mattress stuffing, a little known fact I'll grant you.
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Barman on January 11, 2011, 05:23:58 PM
How about a unicorn laid some eggs, sat on them for 28 days as normal.  After 28 days they hatched out but one of them did not have a horn.  Hence the first horse was invented. whistle:

Very plausible MissC. I was thinking along the lines of ... Herr Diesel invented the diesel engine, Herr Wankel invented the Wankel engine, so it must have been Herr Horse who invented horse power.

His name, when inverted (Horse Herr) also gave rise to the practice of mattress stuffing, a little known fact I'll grant you.

And you...  whacky115
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Pastis on January 11, 2011, 05:28:54 PM
How about a unicorn laid some eggs, sat on them for 28 days as normal.  After 28 days they hatched out but one of them did not have a horn.  Hence the first horse was invented. whistle:

Very plausible MissC. I was thinking along the lines of ... Herr Diesel invented the diesel engine, Herr Wankel invented the Wankel engine, so it must have been Herr Horse who invented horse power.

His name, when inverted (Horse Herr) also gave rise to the practice of mattress stuffing, a little known fact I'll grant you.

And you...  whacky115

 ::)  Spoil sport.  Get back behind the bar and give us a top up, it was the Sancerre, yes the expensive one  ;)
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Barman on January 11, 2011, 05:29:49 PM
How about a unicorn laid some eggs, sat on them for 28 days as normal.  After 28 days they hatched out but one of them did not have a horn.  Hence the first horse was invented. whistle:

Very plausible MissC. I was thinking along the lines of ... Herr Diesel invented the diesel engine, Herr Wankel invented the Wankel engine, so it must have been Herr Horse who invented horse power.

His name, when inverted (Horse Herr) also gave rise to the practice of mattress stuffing, a little known fact I'll grant you.

And you...  whacky115

 ::)  Spoil sport.  Get back behind the bar and give us a top up, it was the Sancerre, yes the expensive one  ;)


We're out of that... I have some nice stuff from Lidl...  whistle:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Pastis on January 11, 2011, 05:34:04 PM
Not that Austrian Anti-Freeze you bought a pallet load of?   noooo:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Barman on January 11, 2011, 05:37:58 PM
Not that Austrian Anti-Freeze you bought a pallet load of?   noooo:

Um... no....  redface:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Pastis on January 11, 2011, 05:44:11 PM
Is it that Blue Nun that Andrew Neil keeps banging on about on 'This Week'
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Barman on January 11, 2011, 05:49:10 PM
Is it that Blue Nun that Andrew Neil keeps banging on about on 'This Week'

 lol: lol: lol:

No, 'tis a huge stock of Pedro Jimenez I acquired today like...  whistle:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Pastis on January 11, 2011, 05:57:53 PM
Is it that Blue Nun that Andrew Neil keeps banging on about on 'This Week'


 lol: lol: lol:

No, 'tis a huge stock of Pedro Jimenez I acquired today like...  whistle:


Hmmm, which vintage?

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs2.postimage.org%2F1neuvazc4%2FScreen_shot_2011_01_11_at_17_56_38.jpg&hash=4a9fb5bcb5cfd6212c783d91cde3b590) (http://postimage.org/image/1neuvazc4/)


Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Barman on January 11, 2011, 06:00:21 PM
Is it that Blue Nun that Andrew Neil keeps banging on about on 'This Week'


 lol: lol: lol:

No, 'tis a huge stock of Pedro Jimenez I acquired today like...  whistle:


Hmmm, which vintage?

([url]https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs2.postimage.org%2F1neuvazc4%2FScreen_shot_2011_01_11_at_17_56_38.jpg&hash=4a9fb5bcb5cfd6212c783d91cde3b590[/url]) ([url]http://postimage.org/image/1neuvazc4/[/url])





From Chile... €2.99...  redface:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Pastis on January 11, 2011, 06:13:23 PM
Oh go on then  ::)    But make it a large one  lol:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on January 11, 2011, 06:45:36 PM
Make that two large ones I am in need of fortification. Anyone who mentions my crenelations and my huge flying buttress may well get a poke in the eye with a sharp stick!
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on January 11, 2011, 06:48:17 PM
I have seen your flying buttress and it is scarey  scared2:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Pastis on January 11, 2011, 06:50:55 PM
Mr Sharp-Stick, meet Mr Nick!
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on January 11, 2011, 06:53:19 PM
 evil:  It might be scary and in need of a little attention here and there but on the whole it keeps me upright. cloud9:



Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Barman on January 11, 2011, 07:02:41 PM
evil:  It might be scary and in need of a little attention here and there but on the whole it keeps me upright. cloud9:





I'm pouring, I'm pouring!  scared2:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Just One More on January 11, 2011, 08:10:36 PM
Make that two large ones I am in need of fortification. Anyone who mentions my crenelations and my huge flying buttress may well get a poke in the eye with a sharp stick!

Aah, "fortification".  doh:

I misread it, I thought your new gaffe was a castle for a moment, I was gonna ask for pictures
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Barman on January 11, 2011, 08:11:59 PM
Make that two large ones I am in need of fortification. Anyone who mentions my crenelations and my huge flying buttress may well get a poke in the eye with a sharp stick!

Aah, "fortification".  doh:

I misread it, I thought your new gaffe was a castle for a moment, I was gonna ask for pictures

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on January 11, 2011, 10:11:24 PM
Make that two large ones I am in need of fortification. Anyone who mentions my crenelations and my huge flying buttress may well get a poke in the eye with a sharp stick!

Aah, "fortification".  doh:

I misread it, I thought your new gaffe was a castle for a moment, I was gonna ask for pictures

It's a castlette, not sure if it should be named Cretin Towers or Creant Towers.  I can feel a virtual house warming party coming on.
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on January 24, 2011, 05:54:59 PM
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What profession should i choose, help?
maybe a veterinarian. if i'm good at biology and chemistry, but not at physic and math.i would really like something included with animals, .. thanks

It would appear the "butcher" was not an acceptable answer  redface:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Barman on January 24, 2011, 06:19:10 PM
Quote
What profession should i choose, help?
maybe a veterinarian. if i'm good at biology and chemistry, but not at physic and math.i would really like something included with animals, .. thanks

It would appear the "butcher" was not an acceptable answer  redface:

I thought you were bizzy? Shrugs:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on January 24, 2011, 06:21:35 PM
Not now you big mong, just all night
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Barman on January 24, 2011, 06:24:05 PM
Not now you big mong, just all night

All right, all right... keep yer ginger hair on...  ::)
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on January 24, 2011, 06:25:49 PM
 cussing:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on January 29, 2011, 05:14:46 PM
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Help, finding it very hard to come up with a catchy name for my new home based travel agency?

It seems "Get Lost" was not an acceptable answer  redface:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Barman on January 30, 2011, 07:43:29 AM
 ;D
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Snoopy on January 30, 2011, 08:13:24 AM
Since most questioners are American how about "The World Ends at the US Border" ::)
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Barman on January 30, 2011, 08:17:13 AM
Since most questioners are American how about "The World Ends at the US Border" ::)

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on February 01, 2011, 12:33:57 PM
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LADIES! If you were in a coma would you prefer your husband sleep with your unconscious body or another woman?
LADIES!

Let's say you are happily married...have an accident...and fall into a coma...days pass...months pass...YEARS pass...your lifeless body is on Life Support with no sign of a recovery...

Do you expect your husband to stand by your side? Would you allow him to start sleeping with other women? Or do you consent to your husband making-love to your unconscious body?

"Some of us have been doing that for years" appears to be an unacceptable answer  redface:
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Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on February 01, 2011, 06:24:28 PM
Oh dear.
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on February 02, 2011, 10:00:36 AM
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Has anyone really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
whacky115
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Barman on February 02, 2011, 10:10:54 AM
Shrugs:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on February 02, 2011, 03:12:00 PM
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Has anyone really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
whacky115



I think I did once but it wasn't much fun as far as I can remember.
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on February 03, 2011, 10:02:23 AM
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Did you include your dog in your wedding? What can you share about the experience that might help others?
eeek:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 03, 2011, 11:18:09 AM
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Did you include your dog in your wedding? What can you share about the experience that might help others?
eeek:


Tell them yes, you married the dog.
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Barman on February 03, 2011, 11:24:49 AM
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Did you include your dog in your wedding? What can you share about the experience that might help others?
eeek:


Tell them yes, you married the dog.

 eeek:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on February 05, 2011, 10:17:01 AM
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Traveling With: Washing Machine QUESTION?
I want to take a washing machine with me abroad to a foreign country. I want to know what circumstances i have to face and if i am allowed to do this.

Its 50cm's in height approx.
whacky115 whacky115
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Snoopy on February 05, 2011, 10:31:18 AM
I trust you told them it would not fit in the overhead locker  razz:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on February 05, 2011, 03:08:57 PM
HELP!!!HOW TO MAKE HIM NOT WEAR CONDOM?!?!?


Okay so i want to give my boyfriend this because i dont want to have sex with him yet im honestly not ready to have sex and yes im a virgin:) but i still want him to get something with out wanting sex everytime i get this ***** goin..so yes i am sure i want to do this and we talk about having sex and im not ready and hes okay with that but everytime i get him on he goes home with a ***** so i feel bad and i dont just want to do this for him but i want to do it...last time we talked about it he said hes never gotten a ******* but hes going to wear a condom if i do to him because he does want to ejaculate on me and i honestly dont mind if he does ejaculate on me a little but i definitely dont want to be sucking on rubber..so i want to know how i can convince my boyfriend not to wear one please help and thank you:)
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Barman on February 05, 2011, 03:34:10 PM
HELP!!!HOW TO MAKE HIM NOT WEAR CONDOM?!?!?


Okay so i want to give my boyfriend this because i dont want to have sex with him yet im honestly not ready to have sex and yes im a virgin:) but i still want him to get something with out wanting sex everytime i get this ***** goin..so yes i am sure i want to do this and we talk about having sex and im not ready and hes okay with that but everytime i get him on he goes home with a ***** so i feel bad and i dont just want to do this for him but i want to do it...last time we talked about it he said hes never gotten a ******* but hes going to wear a condom if i do to him because he does want to ejaculate on me and i honestly dont mind if he does ejaculate on me a little but i definitely dont want to be sucking on rubber..so i want to know how i can convince my boyfriend not to wear one please help and thank you:)


Oh Miss C - you're very mixed-up aren't you...? happy100
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on February 05, 2011, 03:45:43 PM
Once, for strictly professional reasons, I read the Agony Columns in girls' teen magazines. Honest.

One question was: "What is a penis made of?"
 rubschin:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on February 06, 2011, 09:25:16 AM
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What if your fiance say's she wants to wait till we're married to have sex, after we already had sex?
whacky115
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 06, 2011, 10:03:59 AM
Once, for strictly professional reasons, I read the Agony Columns in girls' teen magazines. Honest.

One question was: "What is a penis made of?"
 rubschin:


Marshmallow  rubschin:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on February 06, 2011, 10:05:08 AM
Only BM's  noooo:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 06, 2011, 10:06:20 AM
Popping Candy then  rubschin:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on February 06, 2011, 05:34:03 PM
Popping Candy then  rubschin:
#

I gave some of that to my dog once, she went a bit mental jumping around but not as mental as when I gave her a golf ball and having chewed the casing of the elastic started pinging in her mouth.  She kept going back for more.
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on February 06, 2011, 05:38:12 PM
That was an hobby when I was a kid. Those laggy bands were very entertaining. But what was that white/grey gloop?


We lived by a golf course  redface:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Snoopy on February 06, 2011, 05:44:14 PM
Latex


The first golf balls had feathers in them but most modern ones have latex or cork.
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Pastis on February 06, 2011, 05:44:46 PM
That was an hobby when I was a kid. Those laggy bands were very entertaining. But what was that white/grey gloop?


We lived by a golf course  redface:

 eeek: eeek: eeek:

So did we!  Which hole?
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Snoopy on February 06, 2011, 05:45:29 PM
The 19th?
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on February 06, 2011, 06:09:57 PM
That was an hobby when I was a kid. Those laggy bands were very entertaining. But what was that white/grey gloop?


We lived by a golf course  redface:


I lived by a golf course in South Wales.  This one in fact.

http://www.dpgc.co.uk/






(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs4.postimage.org%2Fauvlc4h0%2Fgolf_club.jpg&hash=b0e6a67407f66ffd1c0dab4eea415558) (http://postimage.org/image/auvlc4h0/)
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Pastis on February 06, 2011, 06:14:21 PM
Some of us seem to have something in common  scared2:

@ Snoopy: No the 4th  angel1
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Just One More on February 06, 2011, 06:53:31 PM
Some of us seem to have something in common  scared2:

@ Snoopy: No the 4th  angel1

I use to live 100yds from the 12th hole on Swinton Park golf club  eeek:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on February 06, 2011, 07:05:52 PM
http://www.beestonfields.co.uk/ (http://www.beestonfields.co.uk/)

Here.

They were crap but really up themselves.  ::)

We got broken windows a lot.

I used to go up there on a Saturday with a bucket of golf balls and flog them back at 2/6d each  angel1
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on February 09, 2011, 05:35:18 PM
I have been banned from Yahoo Answers. They don't like it up them, like  noooo:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on February 09, 2011, 05:42:21 PM
They don't know that you are AKA Mr Toad though do they?  I suggest that you really start messing with their minds now. eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on February 09, 2011, 05:42:50 PM
 rubschin:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Barman on February 09, 2011, 05:44:53 PM
They don't know that you are AKA Mr Toad though do they?  I suggest that you really start messing with their minds now. eveilgrin:

I think he's messed with their minds enough don't you...?   noooo:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on February 09, 2011, 05:49:02 PM
I think it was the wumman who was having trouble booking he Eurostar from Doncaster to Seville that did me in  noooo:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Barman on February 09, 2011, 05:53:08 PM
I think it was the wumman who was having trouble booking he Eurostar from Doncaster to Seville that did me in  noooo:

happy001
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on February 09, 2011, 05:54:20 PM
I was only trying to be helpful, like  Shrugs:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on February 19, 2011, 07:53:47 PM
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Can someone help me put this in my own words?
whacky115
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on February 22, 2011, 06:56:29 PM
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im setting up a basketball team for Essex girls. I need a good name. Is Essex 69ers a good name?
shutup:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Baldy on February 23, 2011, 09:58:40 AM
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im setting up a basketball team for Essex girls. I need a good name. Is Essex 69ers a good name?
shutup:


You could have replied 68ers... you suck mine and I owe you one.  whistle:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on February 23, 2011, 11:37:51 AM
I joined The Sheffield Forum thinking that this would help my integration into society here. confused:

On a gardening thread I posted that I had just purchased some Purple Majesty seed potatoes.  Flowergirl then asked 'what are they called please'. I think I might have set my expectations too high. noooo:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Snoopy on February 23, 2011, 11:55:21 AM
Blessed are they that expecteth nowt for they shall not be disappointed.
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 23, 2011, 01:45:30 PM
On a gardening thread I posted that I had just purchased some Purple Majesty seed potatoes. 

Flowergirl then asked 'what are they called please'.

I hope you replied "Chips in their Jackets"  whistle:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on February 24, 2011, 10:14:35 AM
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PLEASE HELP I'm terrified to have sex with my Boyfriend because of this :(?
Okay...so some time ago, I heard about this story...it was this boy and this girl. They were both boyfriend and girlfriend, and they both loved eachother. Anyway, they had decided to have sex, so they did...Everything was going well, until (I'm actually shuddering whilst typing this) something went wrong, a muscle-tension or lock-up happened, and the boy's thighs criss-crossed around this girl's throat so tightly..that it killed her. They were not doing any weird positions and they weren't into any strangling games as it mentioned in the article. This was merely an accident.. Okay I have a MASSIVE phobia of suffocation/strangulation so just the thought of this is making me want to cry.Why do girls still have sex with boys if everytime they risk having a similar fate to that poor girl- who probably died in agony?! What if I did have sex and it happened to me? How would I escape from it? Can you escape from it? I never want to have sex..I just don't know how to tell my boyfriend about this. What can I do? :( everytime I even LOOK at a boys legs I shudder..Someone fricken' DIED between those. Out of all the ways to die I DO NOT want to die like that poor girl did..I'm absaloutely terrified..please help..
whacky115
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on February 26, 2011, 08:21:36 PM
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My teenage daughter walked in on us having sex?
ONLY MATURE COMMENTS PLEASE!

I feel slightly weird talking about this but i honestly don't know what to do?
Basically i have a teenage daughter who is 14 and last week we had the house to ourselves as we hardly ever do. My son was out with his mates and my daughter was at a sleepover with her mates, knowing we had the house to ourselves my husband wanted to act out one of his fantasies on me (which was very strong if you know what i mean) so i let him.
Not knowing that my daughter had come home as her best friend who was having the sleepover became ill and her parents sent everyone home. Me and my husband were in the living room and she walked in on us.

I have never been so mortified in my entire life.

My daughter is now refusing to talk to either of us and says she never will. Told us that we are disgusting and only animals behave like us, that we have now officially put her off boys for LIFE, and stated that she will never look at the same again.
Popcorn:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Snoopy on February 26, 2011, 09:57:10 PM
 lol: lol: lol:

All kids seem unaware that they wouldn't be here if not for the "GROSS" sexual activities of their parents.

I once asked the THW if she really though we found her under a gooseberry bush but she still maintains that for us to have sex is "Disgusting".

Meanwhile she is happy to screw her brains out at every opportunity but that is different apparently ..... She'll learn.
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 26, 2011, 10:08:11 PM
I still want to know what they were caught doing  redface:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on February 26, 2011, 10:10:32 PM
Nothing you would understand (or remember)  happy100
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on February 28, 2011, 11:34:08 AM
An Indian writes:

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I want to start my travel agency . I dont know from where to book tickets , hotel and packages from.?
noooo:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on March 07, 2011, 01:37:44 PM
An American writes:


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Last minute 4-day trip to London. Tips?
Ok so we book some good hostels for our 1st and 4th day and we'll be taking off morning of the 5th day and money isn't really an issue.

So what can I do for 4 full days in London and possibly exploring the countryside, Wales, and a bit of Scotland and a side trip to Paris. Any advice. And where is Scotland? and Wales?
noooo:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Barman on March 07, 2011, 03:17:56 PM
An American writes:


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Last minute 4-day trip to London. Tips?
Ok so we book some good hostels for our 1st and 4th day and we'll be taking off morning of the 5th day and money isn't really an issue.

So what can I do for 4 full days in London and possibly exploring the countryside, Wales, and a bit of Scotland and a side trip to Paris. Any advice. And where is Scotland? and Wales?
noooo:


You've posted that one before like....  ::)
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on March 07, 2011, 03:33:08 PM
That was a different chap. This is another thicko
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Barman on March 07, 2011, 04:22:22 PM
That was a different chap. This is another thicko

Oh...  rubschin:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Pastis on March 07, 2011, 04:40:47 PM
An American writes:


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Last minute 4-day trip to London. Tips?
Ok so we book some good hostels for our 1st and 4th day and we'll be taking off morning of the 5th day and money isn't really an issue.

So what can I do for 4 full days in London and possibly exploring the countryside, Wales, and a bit of Scotland and a side trip to Paris. Any advice. And where is Scotland? and Wales?
noooo:


I'd be tempted to advise that all can be found in London using the postcodes ...

W = Wales
NW = North Wales
SE = Scotland East
SW = Scotland bordering Wales   eveilgrin:

Oh, and Paris can be found in Soho. 69, Berwick Street, top floor flat  whistle:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Barman on March 07, 2011, 05:09:02 PM
An American writes:


Quote
Last minute 4-day trip to London. Tips?
Ok so we book some good hostels for our 1st and 4th day and we'll be taking off morning of the 5th day and money isn't really an issue.

So what can I do for 4 full days in London and possibly exploring the countryside, Wales, and a bit of Scotland and a side trip to Paris. Any advice. And where is Scotland? and Wales?
noooo:


I'd be tempted to advise that all can be found in London using the postcodes ...

W = Wales
NW = North Wales
SE = Scotland East
SW = Scotland bordering Wales   eveilgrin:

Oh, and Paris can be found in Soho. 69, Berwick Street, top floor flat  whistle:

 eeek:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on March 08, 2011, 09:33:18 AM
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Is there a quick technique for realistically painting rice pudding?

I think I am about to get banned again  redface:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 08, 2011, 10:22:13 AM
Oh dear come over to the Sheffield Forum, it's like shooting fish in a barrel.  Mr C has just had a thread he started not 5 minutes ago about the £50.00 fine for poppy burning removed.  He is just a tad grumpy. scared2:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 08, 2011, 02:23:12 PM
Mr C and I have now both been banned from The Sheffield Forum.  He until tomorrow me until the 11th.  We are distraught and may need compensation and counselling.

All I did was post a poll...

Are the mods muslim?

Yes.
No.
No just scared.


 Shrugs:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on March 08, 2011, 03:12:41 PM
Tsk
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Snoopy on March 08, 2011, 07:59:27 PM
Mr C and I have now both been banned from The Sheffield Forum.  He until tomorrow me until the 11th.  We are distraught and may need compensation and counselling.

All I did was post a poll...

Are the mods muslim?

Yes.
No.
No just scared.


 Shrugs:


So you come here where one wears a bucket on his head, one thinks he is a Beagle and the third is currently starring in "The Lady Vanishes"

Perfectly normal!    razz:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on March 09, 2011, 08:45:37 AM
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Where do the stars above Ireland go during the day?
whacky115
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 09, 2011, 08:46:44 AM
Louis Walsh's place ????
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 09, 2011, 09:19:15 AM
Mr C and I have now both been banned from The Sheffield Forum.  He until tomorrow me until the 11th.  We are distraught and may need compensation and counselling.

All I did was post a poll...

Are the mods muslim?

Yes.
No.
No just scared.


 Shrugs:


So you come here where one wears a bucket on his head, one thinks he is a Beagle and the third is currently starring in "The Lady Vanishes"

Perfectly normal!    razz:

Oh yes this is home from home. cloud9:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on March 10, 2011, 02:48:36 PM
Wayne Rooney asks:


Quote
Please some one help its mastastubration problem!!!?
I used to be a good footballer but when i started mastubration it becomes the reason my downfall in soccer. Its been two years since i have mastubrate. I cannot concentrate properly in the match. When someone pass me the ball i waste that pass and my dribbling and my the strength of my limbs and legs have also been decresed. I have lost my alertness,mentality and tatical awareness of the match. I used to be a very good sprinter but because of mastubration i haven lost my confidence,stamina, and my leg power. Please some one help me.
noooo:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 10, 2011, 09:40:15 PM
Wayne Rooney asks:


Quote
Please some one help its mastastubration problem!!!?
I used to be a good footballer but when i started mastubration it becomes the reason my downfall in soccer. Its been two years since i have mastubrate. I cannot concentrate properly in the match. When someone pass me the ball i waste that pass and my dribblingand my the strength of my limbs and legs have also been decresed. I have lost my alertness,mentality and tatical awareness of the match. I used to be a very good sprinter but because of mastubration i haven lost my confidence,stamina, and my leg power. Please some one help me.
   noooo:


 happy001 happy001
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on March 16, 2011, 04:30:19 PM
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Different customs when abroad?
Hi, I'm 21 and a Junior in college. I'm a German major and currently studying abroad in Berlin for a semester. I have been working for 3 years as a part-time model, mostly for art photographers and small clothing boutiques (for their websites etc). I have done a few gigs while I'm here in Berlin. Last month I had an audition for a major German photoshoot. When I arrived, I was asked if I would be willing to let a local TV filmmaker film my interview/shoot/audition, because he was working on a program that was going to show what its really like, behind the scenes for a model etc. I both thought it would be fun, and good exposure---I figured even if I didn't get the big gig/photoshoot, being in the documentary would still be a good line on my resume. So I signed the release and let him follow me around filming me through the entire backstage process. He obviously got some shots of me undressed, etc but I didn't think anything of it. As a model you are used to having to change without too much privacy, etc etc, and I assumed that anything like that would be pixelated before it was put on TV (I guess that is the naive American in me because we ALWAYS pixilate in the USA). Well imagine my shock (and horror) today when I got an advanced DVD of the tv show, watched my portion, and see myself naked for God and everyone to see. I called the TV channel and was told I had "signed the release" granting access to document my entire audition and use it for the documentary. I guess, technically, they are right.....but I never imagined THIS when I agreed to all of this. Is there anything I can do? Either legally or socially? I'm really scared, and don't want this to show up on TV!
point: point: point: point: point: point: point: point:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Barman on March 16, 2011, 04:42:04 PM
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Different customs when abroad?
Hi, I'm 21 and a Junior in college. I'm a German major and currently studying abroad in Berlin for a semester. I have been working for 3 years as a part-time model, mostly for art photographers and small clothing boutiques (for their websites etc). I have done a few gigs while I'm here in Berlin. Last month I had an audition for a major German photoshoot. When I arrived, I was asked if I would be willing to let a local TV filmmaker film my interview/shoot/audition, because he was working on a program that was going to show what its really like, behind the scenes for a model etc. I both thought it would be fun, and good exposure---I figured even if I didn't get the big gig/photoshoot, being in the documentary would still be a good line on my resume. So I signed the release and let him follow me around filming me through the entire backstage process. He obviously got some shots of me undressed, etc but I didn't think anything of it. As a model you are used to having to change without too much privacy, etc etc, and I assumed that anything like that would be pixelated before it was put on TV (I guess that is the naive American in me because we ALWAYS pixilate in the USA). Well imagine my shock (and horror) today when I got an advanced DVD of the tv show, watched my portion, and see myself naked for God and everyone to see. I called the TV channel and was told I had "signed the release" granting access to document my entire audition and use it for the documentary. I guess, technically, they are right.....but I never imagined THIS when I agreed to all of this. Is there anything I can do? Either legally or socially? I'm really scared, and don't want this to show up on TV!
point: point: point: point: point: point: point: point:


happy001
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 16, 2011, 06:54:11 PM
Quote
Different customs when abroad?
Hi, I'm 21 and a Junior in college. I'm a German major and currently studying abroad in Berlin for a semester. I have been working for 3 years as a part-time model, mostly for art photographers and small clothing boutiques (for their websites etc). I have done a few gigs while I'm here in Berlin. Last month I had an audition for a major German photoshoot. When I arrived, I was asked if I would be willing to let a local TV filmmaker film my interview/shoot/audition, because he was working on a program that was going to show what its really like, behind the scenes for a model etc. I both thought it would be fun, and good exposure---I figured even if I didn't get the big gig/photoshoot, being in the documentary would still be a good line on my resume. So I signed the release and let him follow me around filming me through the entire backstage process. He obviously got some shots of me undressed, etc but I didn't think anything of it. As a model you are used to having to change without too much privacy, etc etc, and I assumed that anything like that would be pixelated before it was put on TV (I guess that is the naive American in me because we ALWAYS pixilate in the USA). Well imagine my shock (and horror) today when I got an advanced DVD of the tv show, watched my portion, and see myself naked for God and everyone to see. I called the TV channel and was told I had "signed the release" granting access to document my entire audition and use it for the documentary. I guess, technically, they are right.....but I never imagined THIS when I agreed to all of this. Is there anything I can do? Either legally or socially? I'm really scared, and don't want this to show up on TV!
point: point: point: point: point: point: point: point:


happy001


Well, if god has seen her and not seen fit to strike her down with a lightening bolt she should be OK. angel1
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on March 16, 2011, 06:57:06 PM
I fear she may be AMerican  noooo:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Baldy on March 17, 2011, 06:38:29 AM
When it comes on TV there may be a lot of other people watching her "portion"  eyes:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Barman on March 17, 2011, 07:14:14 AM
When it comes on TV there may be a lot of other people watching her "portion"  eyes:

 lol:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on March 17, 2011, 08:51:06 AM
Quote
What's the cheapest I could manage to build my own airplane?
It doesn't have to be anything fancy, just something that I can fly with 3-4 passengers across the atlantic ocean. How much will it cost to build this?
eeek:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Barman on March 17, 2011, 09:07:21 AM
Quote
What's the cheapest I could manage to build my own airplane?
It doesn't have to be anything fancy, just something that I can fly with 3-4 passengers across the atlantic ocean. How much will it cost to build this?
eeek:


 eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Snoopy on March 17, 2011, 10:55:39 AM
Quote
What's the cheapest I could manage to build my own airplane?
It doesn't have to be anything fancy, just something that I can fly with 3-4 passengers across the atlantic ocean. How much will it cost to build this?
eeek:


 eeek: eeek:

The correct answer is "More than you can afford on your pocket money"
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 17, 2011, 12:26:56 PM
Quote
What's the cheapest I could manage to build my own airplane?
It doesn't have to be anything fancy, just something that I can fly with 3-4 passengers across the atlantic ocean. How much will it cost to build this?
eeek:


 eeek: eeek:

The correct answer is "More than you can afford on your pocket money"

More than Matron will let you spend?
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on March 17, 2011, 05:47:28 PM
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Different customs when abroad?
Hi, I'm 21 and a Junior in college. I'm a German major and currently studying abroad in Berlin for a semester. I have been working for 3 years as a part-time model, mostly for art photographers and small clothing boutiques (for their websites etc). I have done a few gigs while I'm here in Berlin. Last month I had an audition for a major German photoshoot. When I arrived, I was asked if I would be willing to let a local TV filmmaker film my interview/shoot/audition, because he was working on a program that was going to show what its really like, behind the scenes for a model etc. I both thought it would be fun, and good exposure---I figured even if I didn't get the big gig/photoshoot, being in the documentary would still be a good line on my resume. So I signed the release and let him follow me around filming me through the entire backstage process. He obviously got some shots of me undressed, etc but I didn't think anything of it. As a model you are used to having to change without too much privacy, etc etc, and I assumed that anything like that would be pixelated before it was put on TV (I guess that is the naive American in me because we ALWAYS pixilate in the USA). Well imagine my shock (and horror) today when I got an advanced DVD of the tv show, watched my portion, and see myself naked for God and everyone to see. I called the TV channel and was told I had "signed the release" granting access to document my entire audition and use it for the documentary. I guess, technically, they are right.....but I never imagined THIS when I agreed to all of this. Is there anything I can do? Either legally or socially? I'm really scared, and don't want this to show up on TV!
point: point: point: point: point: point: point: point:


happy001


Well, if god has seen her and not seen fit to strike her down with a lightening bolt she should be OK. angel1

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Following to German law you cannot as you have signed the agreement giving consent being enthusiastic. You should know that this can be used anywhere with wrong motives too hence would taken care while removing your pants ?

However you can submit the petition with special remarks that being new entrant never knew it about the reception of pixiled objects and should restrict to expose the nudity in the interest of civic society

It really is a different world in there  noooo:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on March 20, 2011, 02:28:51 PM
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Is it true Australia was settled by prisoners as it was originally a penile settlement?
eeek:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Snoopy on March 20, 2011, 02:30:13 PM
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Is it true Australia was settled by prisoners as it was originally a penile settlement?
eeek:


An easy mistake to make ~ Most Australians are Pr*cks! happy001 happy001 happy001
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Baldy on March 20, 2011, 05:28:47 PM
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Is it true Australia was settled by prisoners as it was originally a penile settlement?
eeek:


An easy mistake to make ~ Most Australians are Pr*cks! happy001 happy001 happy001

 happy088
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on March 26, 2011, 12:56:42 PM
Her question


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Ibiza Spain is the Island known for what?

My answer

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In 654 BCE Phoenician settlers founded a port in the Balearic Islands, as Ibossim (from the Phoenician iboshim dedicated to the god of the music and dance Bes).[9] It was later known to Romans as "Ebusus". The Greeks, who came to Ibiza during the time of the Phoenicians, were the first to call the two islands of Ibiza and Formentera the Pityûssai (Πιτυοῦσσαι, "pine-covered islands"; a translation of the Phoenician name).[10] With the decline of Phoenicia after the Assyrian invasions, Ibiza came under the control of Carthage, also a former Phoenician colony. The island produced dye, salt, fish sauce (garum), and wool.
A shrine with offerings to the goddess Tanit was established in the cave at Es Culleram, and the rest of the Balearic Islands entered Eivissa's commercial orbit after 400 BC. Ibiza was a major trading post along the Mediterranean routes. Ibiza began establishing its own trading stations along the nearby Balearic island of Majorca such as Na Guardis, from which large quantities of renowned Balearic slingers were hired as mercenaries who fought for Carthage.
During the Second Punic War, the island was assaulted by the two Scipio brothers in 209 BC but remained loyal to Carthage. With Carthaginian military luck running out on the Iberian mainland, Ibiza was last used by the fleeing Carthaginian General Mago to gather supplies and men before sailing to Minorca and then to Liguria. Ibiza negotiated a favorable treaty with the Romans, which spared Ibiza from further destruction and allowed it to continue its Carthaginian-Punic institutions well into the Empire days, when it became an official Roman municipality. For this reason, Ibiza today offers excellent examples of late Carthaginian-Punic civilization. During the Roman Empire, the island became a quiet imperial outpost, removed from the important trading routes of the time.

It would appear that this was not what she was looking for  Shrugs:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on March 26, 2011, 01:01:19 PM
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Is the route from Rome to Ancona dangerous?
I'm about to travel to Italy and I heard that the route from rome to ancona is dangerous as you have to go through the Andes. If you know anything about it please tell me! Thank you!
noooo:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Snoopy on March 26, 2011, 03:01:23 PM
I answered the daft Yank too  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on March 26, 2011, 03:04:13 PM
ANd she has now deleted the question  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Snoopy on March 26, 2011, 03:05:59 PM
 happy001 happy001
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on March 26, 2011, 03:08:46 PM
What a team!  smile: smile:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Snoopy on March 26, 2011, 03:10:58 PM
Christ aren't Yanks dense.
I have just answered a dozen .... all as thick as pigsh*t.
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 26, 2011, 07:11:09 PM
The thought of you two hunting as a pack really does not bear thinking about.  I am just popping over to Yahoo Answers I may be gone a while.
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on March 27, 2011, 02:42:35 PM
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Is Deep Fried Insects available in Krabi? Is it widely available throughout krabi?
Thank you.

A food of wrongness?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on March 28, 2011, 11:11:44 AM
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If muslims had pubs like we do in Britain?
would they just sit around drinking and moaning and stop blowing things up and stoning people?
redface:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Snoopy on March 28, 2011, 11:46:21 AM
 redface: I have just been in there taking the p*ss too.


I am blaming a big boy called Nick for leading me astray.
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on March 28, 2011, 08:48:41 PM
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Which country in northern africa is a dictatorship?
i live in florida and my geography hw is on africa. one question is which country in northern africa is a dictatorship? plz help me
Banghead
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Barman on March 29, 2011, 05:58:44 AM
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Which country in northern africa is a dictatorship?
i live in florida and my geography hw is on africa. one question is which country in northern africa is a dictatorship? plz help me
Banghead


 noooo:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on March 31, 2011, 03:41:42 PM
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Where can I meet firefighters in Perth, Western Australia?

Apparently "Set fire to your house and wait five minutes" is not an acceptable answer  redface:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 31, 2011, 03:52:35 PM
 lol: lol: Keyboard meet tea.
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Barman on March 31, 2011, 03:59:53 PM
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Where can I meet firefighters in Perth, Western Australia?

Apparently "Set fire to your house and wait five minutes" is not an acceptable answer  redface:

happy001
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on April 04, 2011, 05:30:47 PM
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are there radioactive food in radioactive places in the restaurants selling radioactive food radioactive areas?

It seems that "Yes, eat there and save money on lighting" is not the right answer  redface:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Baldy on April 04, 2011, 07:05:01 PM
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are there radioactive food in radioactive places in the restaurants selling radioactive food radioactive areas?

It seems that "Yes, eat there and save money on lighting" is not the right answer  redface:

 nonono:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on April 05, 2011, 11:27:30 AM
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Can outsiders visit sex addicts annonymous meetings, and where can I find one in the LA area?
rubschin:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Pastis on April 05, 2011, 12:25:09 PM
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Can outsiders visit sex addicts annonymous meetings, and where can I find one in the LA area?
rubschin:


Answer: No, it has to be in cider.
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on April 05, 2011, 12:27:38 PM
Naughty Pastis. nonono:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: apc2010 on April 05, 2011, 12:29:14 PM
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Can outsiders visit sex addicts annonymous meetings, and where can I find one in the LA area?
rubschin:


Answer: No, it has to be in cider.

Oi thats my joke ... eeek:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on April 05, 2011, 12:29:26 PM
Good piece of lateral thinking though  rubschin:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on April 05, 2011, 03:52:47 PM
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Will Disneyland ask to see my child?
My son is 2.5, but he looks like hes 4. We will be staying at a hotel across the street and will be walking. My concern is that the time we plan on going is around my sons naptime and he probably will be asleep in his stroller. I put a blanket over the stroller to block sunlight, but when I go through the gates, will they ask to take a peep at him to verify his age? Hes tall for his age and his feet stuck out from the bottom.

Apparently "That is quite an unusual deformity" was not the right answer  redface:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Snoopy on April 05, 2011, 05:42:03 PM
How about "What's the point of taking a child to Disneyland when the child will be asleep and see nothing?"



Oh but of course they are Americans so they are going for the "Adults".  ::)
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on April 06, 2011, 09:09:59 AM
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What is a powerful, dramatic song for me to walk down the aisle to?

It seems that Ride of the Valkyries is not an acceptable answer  redface:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on April 06, 2011, 03:20:01 PM
Tony asks, "last year I had grubs or silk worm in my corn cobbs. what can i use/do to prevent them from destroying my corn this year?"



It seems that 'a flame thrower' was not an acceptable answer. redface:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on April 06, 2011, 03:51:51 PM
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Is the travel luggage weight same as the human weight ?
Sorry my Q sounds a bit weird lol I am trying to weight my travel bag as I am allowed only 23 kilo grams but I am not sure if that kilo grams equivelant to humans weight ? Or is it different? Can we use humans scale to weight the travel luggage and does it have to say 23 kg?
Banghead
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Barman on April 06, 2011, 04:00:27 PM
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Is the travel luggage weight same as the human weight ?
Sorry my Q sounds a bit weird lol I am trying to weight my travel bag as I am allowed only 23 kilo grams but I am not sure if that kilo grams equivelant to humans weight ? Or is it different? Can we use humans scale to weight the travel luggage and does it have to say 23 kg?
Banghead


 noooo:

Anybody that uses 'lol' in a sentence is an mong....
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on April 06, 2011, 05:00:57 PM
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Is the travel luggage weight same as the human weight ?
Sorry my Q sounds a bit weird lol I am trying to weight my travel bag as I am allowed only 23 kilo grams but I am not sure if that kilo grams equivelant to humans weight ? Or is it different? Can we use humans scale to weight the travel luggage and does it have to say 23 kg?
Banghead


 noooo:

Anybody that uses 'lol' in a sentence is an mong....

And how about anybody who uses 'mong' in a sentence.  Lol.
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 06, 2011, 05:03:55 PM
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Is the travel luggage weight same as the human weight ?
Sorry my Q sounds a bit weird lol I am trying to weight my travel bag as I am allowed only 23 kilo grams but I am not sure if that kilo grams equivelant to humans weight ? Or is it different? Can we use humans scale to weight the travel luggage and does it have to say 23 kg?
Banghead


 noooo:

Anybody that uses 'lol' in a sentence is an mong....

And how about anybody who uses 'mong' in a sentence.  Lol.

What kind of person thinks you can start a sentence with 'And' ?   whistle:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: apc2010 on April 06, 2011, 05:06:03 PM
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Is the travel luggage weight same as the human weight ?
Sorry my Q sounds a bit weird lol I am trying to weight my travel bag as I am allowed only 23 kilo grams but I am not sure if that kilo grams equivelant to humans weight ? Or is it different? Can we use humans scale to weight the travel luggage and does it have to say 23 kg?
Banghead


 noooo:

Anybody that uses 'lol' in a sentence is an mong....

And how about anybody who uses 'mong' in a sentence.  Lol.

What kind of person thinks you can start a sentence with 'And' ?   whistle:

A mong ..lol....
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on April 06, 2011, 05:32:37 PM
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Is the travel luggage weight same as the human weight ?
Sorry my Q sounds a bit weird lol I am trying to weight my travel bag as I am allowed only 23 kilo grams but I am not sure if that kilo grams equivelant to humans weight ? Or is it different? Can we use humans scale to weight the travel luggage and does it have to say 23 kg?

 Banghead



 noooo:

Anybody that uses 'lol' in a sentence is an mong....


And how about anybody who uses 'mong' in a sentence.  Lol.


What kind of person thinks you can start a sentence with 'And' ?   whistle:



Starting a Sentence With And
In the 1700s it was perfectly acceptable to start sentences with a conjunction. And it is becoming increasingly prevalent again now. But why use a conjunction to start a sentence? There are many advantages:

It maintains an easy, conversational style.
It preserves a link between sentences, whilst still delivering in a short, punchy vein. (Great for on-line writing).
It reduces the need for long, wordy compound sentences.
It is not grammatically incorrect to start a sentence with 'or', 'and' or 'but', and never has been, although it used to be discouraged. Now, thanks to the advent of email, and the proliferation of blogs and other on-line resources, public acceptance is much more forthcoming.



Read more at Suite101: Grammar – Starting a Sentence With Or, And or But: Is it Acceptable to Use Conjunctions at the Beginning of Sentences? http://www.suite101.com/content/grammar-starting-a-sentence-with-or-and-or-but-a74404#ixzz1IlVi162V

A very old trendy person? whistle:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Barman on April 06, 2011, 06:48:40 PM
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Is the travel luggage weight same as the human weight ?
Sorry my Q sounds a bit weird lol I am trying to weight my travel bag as I am allowed only 23 kilo grams but I am not sure if that kilo grams equivelant to humans weight ? Or is it different? Can we use humans scale to weight the travel luggage and does it have to say 23 kg?

 Banghead



 noooo:

Anybody that uses 'lol' in a sentence is an mong....


And how about anybody who uses 'mong' in a sentence.  Lol.


What kind of person thinks you can start a sentence with 'And' ?   whistle:



Starting a Sentence With And
In the 1700s it was perfectly acceptable to start sentences with a conjunction. And it is becoming increasingly prevalent again now. But why use a conjunction to start a sentence? There are many advantages:

It maintains an easy, conversational style.
It preserves a link between sentences, whilst still delivering in a short, punchy vein. (Great for on-line writing).
It reduces the need for long, wordy compound sentences.
It is not grammatically incorrect to start a sentence with 'or', 'and' or 'but', and never has been, although it used to be discouraged. Now, thanks to the advent of email, and the proliferation of blogs and other on-line resources, public acceptance is much more forthcoming.



Read more at Suite101: Grammar – Starting a Sentence With Or, And or But: Is it Acceptable to Use Conjunctions at the Beginning of Sentences? [url]http://www.suite101.com/content/grammar-starting-a-sentence-with-or-and-or-but-a74404#ixzz1IlVi162V[/url]

A very old trendy person? whistle:



Or a mong!  point:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on April 06, 2011, 07:14:47 PM
lol
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Barman on April 06, 2011, 07:19:58 PM
lol


Mong2  point:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 06, 2011, 07:21:04 PM
Mangetout  eeek:

This name calling really is getting personal  noooo: noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on April 06, 2011, 07:24:26 PM
Says potty mouth  point:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: apc2010 on April 06, 2011, 07:25:56 PM
Mangetout  eeek:

This name calling really is getting personal  noooo: noooo: noooo:

 drumroll:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: apc2010 on April 06, 2011, 07:26:42 PM
Mangetout  eeek:

This name calling really is getting personal  noooo: noooo: noooo:

That's just taking the peas ... redface:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on April 06, 2011, 07:40:49 PM
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Any good tips for traveling?
So I'm travelling tomorrow night to San Francisco and then to LA and I really want some beauty tips, as I always breakout and feel super tired at planes.My eyes are always red and my hair has a lot of frizz. Any good tips?

It appears that "Put a bag over your head" is not an acceptable answer   redface:


Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Barman on April 06, 2011, 07:42:29 PM
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Any good tips for traveling?
So I'm travelling tomorrow night to San Francisco and then to LA and I really want some beauty tips, as I always breakout and feel super tired at planes.My eyes are always red and my hair has a lot of frizz. Any good tips?

It appears that "Put a bag over your head" is not an acceptable answer   redface:





happy001
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on April 08, 2011, 10:10:37 AM
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When scientists visited Titanic in that sub thing, were there any survivors
noooo:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on April 11, 2011, 08:28:27 AM
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Can someone help me & give me info on VISAS...here is my details?
I would like a visa please.
Here is my bank details:

Brendan Wills
Bendigo Bank Limited
Account Number: 126135326
BSB: 633000
Pin: 6182

thanks
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Baldy on April 11, 2011, 08:30:10 AM
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Can someone help me & give me info on VISAS...here is my details?
I would like a visa please.
Here is my bank details:

Brendan Wills
Bendigo Bank Limited
Account Number: 126135326
BSB: 633000
Pin: 6182

thanks

 noooo: noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on April 11, 2011, 01:15:29 PM
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I'm terrified of flying and will be flying next week. Please help.?
I have been afraid of flying for years, especially after the events of September 11th. I know flying is the safest form of travel, but I feel superstitious because I've had numerous nightmares about plane crashes. I have flown a few times, but never on a flight longer than 2 hours. Next week I will be taking four flights with a combination of 14 hours in the air. I am really scared and unable to calm my nerves. I know it is not based on logic but when I picture getting on a plane I am completely terrified. Any words of wisdom would help. I just feel like it's unnatural and I don't like giving up total control. I plane to take xanex to calm my nerves but I worry about freaking out since this flight is so much longer than I'm used to. Take off is the most difficult for me. I seem to be okay in the air altough this is much longer than I'm used to. Landing is actually very comforting because it's finally over.

It appears that "You are mistaken, landing can be VERY dangerous" is not an acceptable answer  redface:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Baldy on April 11, 2011, 03:49:46 PM
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I'm terrified of flying and will be flying next week. Please help.?
I have been afraid of flying for years, especially after the events of September 11th. I know flying is the safest form of travel, but I feel superstitious because I've had numerous nightmares about plane crashes. I have flown a few times, but never on a flight longer than 2 hours. Next week I will be taking four flights with a combination of 14 hours in the air. I am really scared and unable to calm my nerves. I know it is not based on logic but when I picture getting on a plane I am completely terrified. Any words of wisdom would help. I just feel like it's unnatural and I don't like giving up total control. I plane to take xanex to calm my nerves but I worry about freaking out since this flight is so much longer than I'm used to. Take off is the most difficult for me. I seem to be okay in the air altough this is much longer than I'm used to. Landing is actually very comforting because it's finally over.

It appears that "You are mistaken, landing can be VERY dangerous" is not an acceptable answer  redface:

 lol: lol: lol:    eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on April 14, 2011, 09:41:46 AM
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I want to make a scrapbook of EVERYTHING pertaining to my wedding, is it possible to collect a lock of hymen?
This day is special to me. I think of it like how new mothers would think of taking their baby to get it's first haircut---they sometimes get a lock of hair and keep it.

Can I get a lock of hymen and keep it..Has anyone ever done this?
whacky115
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on April 14, 2011, 09:51:30 AM
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I want to make a scrapbook of EVERYTHING pertaining to my wedding, is it possible to collect a lock of hymen?
This day is special to me. I think of it like how new mothers would think of taking their baby to get it's first haircut---they sometimes get a lock of hair and keep it.

Can I get a lock of hymen and keep it..Has anyone ever done this?
whacky115

eeek: whacky115 happy001 happy001
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Snoopy on April 14, 2011, 11:09:48 AM
FFS Don't they teach biology in the US?
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on April 14, 2011, 11:38:05 AM
http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AudvZH1MTYEEa3aYJhJvhZ4gBgx.;_ylv=3?qid=20110413083301AAZPOIb (http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AudvZH1MTYEEa3aYJhJvhZ4gBgx.;_ylv=3?qid=20110413083301AAZPOIb)
 angel1
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Baldy on April 14, 2011, 11:46:27 AM
[url]http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AudvZH1MTYEEa3aYJhJvhZ4gBgx.;_ylv=3?qid=20110413083301AAZPOIb[/url] ([url]http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AudvZH1MTYEEa3aYJhJvhZ4gBgx.;_ylv=3?qid=20110413083301AAZPOIb[/url])
 angel1



 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on April 14, 2011, 12:08:33 PM
[url]http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AudvZH1MTYEEa3aYJhJvhZ4gBgx.;_ylv=3?qid=20110413083301AAZPOIb[/url] ([url]http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AudvZH1MTYEEa3aYJhJvhZ4gBgx.;_ylv=3?qid=20110413083301AAZPOIb[/url])
 angel1

Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Snoopy on April 14, 2011, 12:31:18 PM
[url]http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AudvZH1MTYEEa3aYJhJvhZ4gBgx.;_ylv=3?qid=20110413083301AAZPOIb[/url] ([url]http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AudvZH1MTYEEa3aYJhJvhZ4gBgx.;_ylv=3?qid=20110413083301AAZPOIb[/url])
 angel1




Words failed you eh Miss C?
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on April 14, 2011, 01:05:48 PM
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Does morse code count as a foreign language on college and job applications?
whacky115
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Snoopy on April 14, 2011, 01:22:33 PM
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Does morse code count as a foreign language on college and job applications?
whacky115


-.  ---
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Baldy on April 14, 2011, 01:24:18 PM
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Does morse code count as a foreign language on college and job applications?
whacky115


-.  ---

 lol: lol: lol:   ;)
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Snoopy on April 14, 2011, 01:25:39 PM
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Does morse code count as a foreign language on college and job applications?
whacky115


-.  ---

 rubschin: Can't get the dot in the right place so the answer is:
 dash dot / dash dash dash
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Baldy on April 14, 2011, 01:28:24 PM
Understood though.
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on April 14, 2011, 04:26:30 PM
[url]http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AudvZH1MTYEEa3aYJhJvhZ4gBgx.;_ylv=3?qid=20110413083301AAZPOIb[/url] ([url]http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AudvZH1MTYEEa3aYJhJvhZ4gBgx.;_ylv=3?qid=20110413083301AAZPOIb[/url])
 angel1




Words failed you eh Miss C?


I fear that they must have done Snoops, it's so long ago now I can't remember anyway. redface: noooo:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on April 15, 2011, 02:30:24 PM
LL writes:


Quote
I heard fart noises when my hubby was in the toilet and am not attracted to him as i was before?
is it mean to feel thise way?
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Barman on April 15, 2011, 03:49:44 PM
 ::)

LL doesn't just hear them when I'm in the toilet...  redface:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Baldy on April 15, 2011, 04:19:27 PM
::)

LL doesn't just hear them when I'm in the toilet...  redface:

 eeek: eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Snoopy on April 15, 2011, 04:32:40 PM
::)

LL doesn't just hear them when I'm in the toilet...  redface:

I think you mean LL doesn't ONLY hear them when I am in the toilet
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on April 15, 2011, 04:34:18 PM
SHe can hear you too  eeek:   noooo:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Snoopy on April 15, 2011, 04:36:33 PM
DOLT!  angry041:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Snoopy on April 15, 2011, 04:40:06 PM
I'll try again

I think he means that LL doesn't hear them only when he is in the toilet.



Oh I give up!  Banghead
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Baldy on April 15, 2011, 04:43:02 PM
SHe can hear you too  eeek:   noooo:

LL either has very good hearing or.... eeek:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Snoopy on April 15, 2011, 04:45:53 PM
SHe can hear you too  eeek:   noooo:

LL either has very good hearing or.... eeek:

......... BM blames the hound!
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Baldy on April 15, 2011, 04:47:45 PM
Broad shoulders.  smile:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Barman on April 15, 2011, 06:37:06 PM
SHe can hear you too  eeek:   noooo:

LL either has very good hearing or.... eeek:

......... BM blames the hound!

 whistle:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on April 17, 2011, 08:41:39 PM
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11 year old transgender air flight procedures?
Hi, im bryon.

My daughter is 11 and she's transgender. the only problem is the her ticket say shes male. Since she is 11 do they have to do and things? because i know that if they had to pat her down and reach into her pants she would be terrified. But scince she is 11 do they have to do anything? but if they do what should i be prepared for or what can i do to prevent it? Thanks, bryon (ps she is atomically male but is considerd a "female")
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( i dont mean considerd a female just shes not in her well pants.)
whacky115
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Post by: Pastis on April 17, 2011, 08:54:26 PM
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11 year old transgender air flight procedures?
Hi, im bryon.

My daughter is 11 and she's transgender. the only problem is the her ticket say shes male. Since she is 11 do they have to do and things? because i know that if they had to pat her down and reach into her pants she would be terrified. But scince she is 11 do they have to do anything? but if they do what should i be prepared for or what can i do to prevent it? Thanks, bryon (ps she is atomically male but is considerd a "female")
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whacky115


I'd answer:

"Bryon,
This could well have all started when she / he found out you were called Bryon. Change your name to Brian, proper like, and see how it goes"


 happy088


Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on April 19, 2011, 06:39:37 AM
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Throwing a wedding for some horses. Ideas?
No, you read the title correctly.
My friend is throwing a birthday party for her female miniature horse (Miand) and will later have a wedding for Miand & Shadow, her fiance.
I understand how you are all probably rather confused, but we are just odd people.

So Thoughts for horse friendly of the following would be dandy, as well as other ideas! :
Wedding Cake
Horse Tuxedo
Horse Wedding dress

And I would love pictures if possible :)
eeek:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Barman on April 19, 2011, 06:43:36 AM
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11 year old transgender air flight procedures?
Hi, im bryon.

My daughter is 11 and she's transgender. the only problem is the her ticket say shes male. Since she is 11 do they have to do and things? because i know that if they had to pat her down and reach into her pants she would be terrified. But scince she is 11 do they have to do anything? but if they do what should i be prepared for or what can i do to prevent it? Thanks, bryon (ps she is atomically male but is considerd a "female")
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whacky115


I'd answer:

"Bryon,
This could well have all started when she / he found out you were called Bryon. Change your name to Brian, proper like, and see how it goes"


 happy088




happy001
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on April 19, 2011, 07:21:01 AM
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St Brigit of Ireland could do what amazing trick for visitors?

It appears that "Shooting ping pong balls out of her vagina" is not an acceptable answer  redface:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on April 19, 2011, 07:57:15 AM
 lol: lol:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Baldy on April 19, 2011, 02:45:15 PM
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St Brigit of Ireland could do what amazing trick for visitors?

It appears that "Shooting ping pong balls out of her vagina" is not an acceptable answer  redface:

 happy001 happy001 happy001

 noooo: noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on April 20, 2011, 09:02:53 PM
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How much does it cost to rent a midget?
I was just curious how much it costs to rent a midget, only for a day or two, for a bachelor party.
Limbs are an asset but not necessarily required. Thank you.
whacky115
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: apc2010 on April 20, 2011, 10:07:16 PM
Quote
How much does it cost to rent a midget?
I was just curious how much it costs to rent a midget, only for a day or two, for a bachelor party.
Limbs are an asset but not necessarily required. Thank you.
whacky115


No limbs ..........wait for bob a job week ...........
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Pastis on April 22, 2011, 04:01:15 PM
Quote
How much does it cost to rent a midget?
I was just curious how much it costs to rent a midget, only for a day or two, for a bachelor party.
Limbs are an asset but not necessarily required. Thank you.
whacky115


"Go for limbless.  Limbs'll cost you an arm and a leg  8)"
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Baldy on April 23, 2011, 12:00:55 AM
Quote
How much does it cost to rent a midget?
I was just curious how much it costs to rent a midget, only for a day or two, for a bachelor party.
Limbs are an asset but not necessarily required. Thank you.
whacky115


"Go for limbless.  Limbs'll cost you an arm and a leg  8)"

 drumroll:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on April 23, 2011, 09:02:01 AM
Quote
How much does it cost to rent a midget?
I was just curious how much it costs to rent a midget, only for a day or two, for a bachelor party.
Limbs are an asset but not necessarily required. Thank you.
whacky115


"Go for limbless.  Limbs'll cost you an arm and a leg  8)"
happy001 happy001
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on April 24, 2011, 07:46:00 AM
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Walking down the aisle?
So my daddy is not going to be there b/c my parents got divorced when I was 9. i don't have any uncles or cousins to walk me down. Would it be okay if my dog Sadie walked me down the aisle. My soon to be Husband does not have any men that can walk me down. My mama can't walk me down b/c she can't go( medical reasons).
happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 24, 2011, 07:49:38 AM
It wasn't signed Kate Middleton was it ?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on April 26, 2011, 07:46:53 AM
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Sisters Due Date on MY Wedding?
So I'm more than livid right now. I'm 25 and have been engaged to my lovely fiance for over a year now after dating him more than 5 years. We have our wedding planned for July 23- Just 3 months from now. My 15 year old sister has just told us she's pregnant and has known since she was 2 months along .. but was scared to tell us! ... Guess what? She' due JULY 23!! -- We can't change the date as all the invites were sent months ago, and people will be coming from Europe to attend this wedding as well and have all booked flights already - Also the Venue we booked has a 2 year waiting list which is why we had to wait over a year and a half to get married in the 1st place. I can't be happy for my sister. She's always been a spoiled brat and now she's even ruining my wedding! MY DAY! Not hers! She of course won't be coming to the wedding any more (and she was a planned bridesmaid) - If she goes into labor on her due date my parents will be in quite a position and i'm sure all the attention will be brought on her. What should I do to calm myself down from this? I feel like punching my sister square in the stomache right now! :(
eeek:
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 26, 2011, 07:48:39 AM
There's one lucky bridegroom  noooo: noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Just One More on April 26, 2011, 07:51:47 AM
The baby's prolly his anyway  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Barman on April 26, 2011, 08:54:44 AM
The baby's prolly his anyway  eveilgrin:

happy001
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on April 26, 2011, 10:09:56 AM
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my dissertation is based on my belief that time doesn't exist?

It seems that "How long will it take you to write it?" is not an acceptable answer  redface:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Barman on April 26, 2011, 10:12:12 AM
Quote
my dissertation is based on my belief that time doesn't exist?

It seems that "How long will it take you to write it?" is not an acceptable answer  redface:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on April 26, 2011, 03:09:37 PM
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British Airways safety measures?
Can't find much info on the site.

It seems that "First class passengers get parachutes" is not an acceptable answer  redface:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on April 27, 2011, 08:03:13 AM
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My signature drink for my wedding has rhubarb, blood orange, strawberry, and coconut. Any name ideas?
I was thinking of Blood Orange and Rhubarb Rapture.
sick2:
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Post by: Darwins Selection on April 27, 2011, 08:47:30 AM
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My signature drink for my wedding has rhubarb, blood orange, strawberry, and coconut. Any name ideas?
I was thinking of Blood Orange and Rhubarb Rapture.
sick2:


How about "Nuptual Emetic"
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on April 27, 2011, 09:05:02 AM
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My signature drink for my wedding has rhubarb, blood orange, strawberry, and coconut. Any name ideas?
I was thinking of Blood Orange and Rhubarb Rapture.
sick2:


How about "Nuptual Emetic"
lol: Excellent
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on May 01, 2011, 08:25:46 AM
Quote
Is Kate Middleton really a virgin?
The first day after her wedding knight she was walking comfortably. Where I come from a new bride needs prayer, halal medicine and rest for the first few days before she can walk properly. I didn't even see a white cloth for public view with stains to prove her virginity.
eeek:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Just One More on May 01, 2011, 09:08:08 AM
Nick, you're on holiday, you shouldn't be on here, you should be out in the sun.... oh
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on May 01, 2011, 09:10:23 AM
 evil:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Snoopy on May 01, 2011, 10:55:08 AM
Quote
Is Kate Middleton really a virgin?
The first day after her wedding knight she was walking comfortably. Where I come from a new bride needs prayer, halal medicine and rest for the first few days before she can walk properly. I didn't even see a white cloth for public view with stains to prove her virginity.
eeek:



Yes ~ well we can all guess where that questioner comes from. ::)

Anywhooo why would she be a virgin? She's been living with the bloody man for months in a cottage on Anglesey.
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Barman on May 01, 2011, 05:11:52 PM
Quote
Is Kate Middleton really a virgin?
The first day after her wedding knight she was walking comfortably. Where I come from a new bride needs prayer, halal medicine and rest for the first few days before she can walk properly. I didn't even see a white cloth for public view with stains to prove her virginity.
eeek:



Yes ~ well we can all guess where that questioner comes from. ::)

Anywhooo why would she be a virgin? She's been living with the bloody man for months in a cottage on Anglesey.

Perhaps he is a gayer like...? Shrugs:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Baldy on May 01, 2011, 09:08:51 PM
Quote
Is Kate Middleton really a virgin?
The first day after her wedding knight she was walking comfortably. Where I come from a new bride needs prayer, halal medicine and rest for the first few days before she can walk properly. I didn't even see a white cloth for public view with stains to prove her virginity.
eeek:



Yes ~ well we can all guess where that questioner comes from. ::)

Anywhooo why would she be a virgin? She's been living with the bloody man for months in a cottage on Anglesey.

Perhaps he is a gayer like...? Shrugs:

Like his uncle Edward?  whistle:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Barman on May 02, 2011, 07:56:07 AM
Quote
Is Kate Middleton really a virgin?
The first day after her wedding knight she was walking comfortably. Where I come from a new bride needs prayer, halal medicine and rest for the first few days before she can walk properly. I didn't even see a white cloth for public view with stains to prove her virginity.
eeek:



Yes ~ well we can all guess where that questioner comes from. ::)

Anywhooo why would she be a virgin? She's been living with the bloody man for months in a cottage on Anglesey.

Perhaps he is a gayer like...? Shrugs:

Like his uncle Edward?  whistle:

I couldn't possibly comment...  Gayer:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on May 14, 2011, 11:47:39 AM
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Was General Douglas MacArthur behind Mcarthyism, or was it someone else? -are they 2 different people?
doh:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Snoopy on May 14, 2011, 11:56:30 AM
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Was General Douglas MacArthur behind Mcarthyism, or was it someone else? -are they 2 different people?
doh:


 happy001 And I bet it wuz a Yank who asked!
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on May 15, 2011, 05:18:22 PM
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Does Royal Carribean Cruise line perform baptisms?
whacky115
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Snoopy on May 15, 2011, 05:41:37 PM
Oh FFS! Do these people know anything?

Post them this and let the silly b@st@rds chew on it.

Baptism has no standing in Law and is not necessary. It is however a rite adopted by many branches of Christianity that involves a ritual washing away of sins. Some Christians (Salvation Army and Quakers for example) do not believe it to be necessary. Others insist upon it as a condition of acceptance into their particular church (See Anglicans and Roman Catholics as an example). In the latter case there is often a further ritual (Confirmation) involved.
In some sects the baptism involves total immersion in water whilst others are content with only a partial immersion, often a simple pouring of water over the head of the one being baptised. There is actually no need for the presence of a priest and any Christian may baptise anyone who wishes it.
Once you have understood this the simple answer to the question is NO! The Royal Caribbean Line do not themselves baptise anyone but who wants an entire shipping line to baptise anyone? Of course a baptism may take place during a cruise on one of their ships and they would never know. Some cruise ships do carry a priest and if not the captain may be willing to perform the ceremony if he is himself a Christian and if you are desperate to have someone in a uniform to run the show but you can do it yourself if you so wish.
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Pastis on May 15, 2011, 05:52:43 PM
To be fair (did I say fair?  ::)   noooo: ) a lot of cruise lines now perform marriages and "renewal of vows" ceremonies so that's prolly where the questioner is coming from, but WTF pose the question on Yahoo?  ::)
Go to Royal Caribbean and ask them, feckwit  Banghead
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Snoopy on May 15, 2011, 06:07:04 PM
Indeed.
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on May 15, 2011, 06:09:32 PM
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To go to scotland by train do we need a passport or not?
noooo:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Snoopy on May 15, 2011, 06:11:08 PM
Largely depends on where you are boarding the train.  whistle:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 15, 2011, 06:23:27 PM
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To go to scotland by train do we need a passport or not?
noooo:


Not yet but you may do very soon it Alex Salmond has his way  whistle:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: barmisspah? on May 16, 2011, 02:39:03 PM
One of the women at work took a parcel to the local post office a couple of Christmasses ago to send to relatives in Edinburgh.
The cashier told her she had to fill in a customs declaration. !
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Barman on May 16, 2011, 02:45:58 PM
One of the women at work took a parcel to the local post office a couple of Christmasses ago to send to relatives in Edinburgh.
The cashier told her she had to fill in a customs declaration. !

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on May 21, 2011, 09:12:51 AM
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Planning a road trip?
Where should I visit?
The best things to do there?
Restaurants?

Thanks in advance!!
rubschin:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Just One More on May 22, 2011, 05:41:47 AM
Ooh, I know, I know


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Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Barman on May 22, 2011, 06:26:55 AM
Ooh, I know, I know


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 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on May 23, 2011, 10:01:35 PM
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What film is it when there a man with a bucket on him with a mouse trapped under it?
There's a film where a man is being tortured and someone gets a bucket an puts a mouse under it and puts it on the man, then he heats the bucket so the mouse will try and escape and bite away at the man its on xx please help
rubschin:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 24, 2011, 05:46:47 AM
Quote
What film is it when there a man with a bucket on him with a mouse trapped under it?
There's a film where a man is being tortured and someone gets a bucket an puts a mouse under it and puts it on the man, then he heats the bucket so the mouse will try and escape and bite away at the man its on xx please help
rubschin:

"Barman takes the Mickey"
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Snoopy on May 24, 2011, 05:47:43 AM
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Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Barman on May 24, 2011, 06:09:22 AM
Quote
What film is it when there a man with a bucket on him with a mouse trapped under it?
There's a film where a man is being tortured and someone gets a bucket an puts a mouse under it and puts it on the man, then he heats the bucket so the mouse will try and escape and bite away at the man its on xx please help
rubschin:

"Barman takes the Mickey"

 lol: lol: lol: lol:

 evil:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on May 24, 2011, 08:06:05 PM
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My husband is castrofobic and will not get on a plane because of it, how can I get him to fly?

It seems that "Stay away from CUba," is not an acceptable answer.  redface:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 24, 2011, 08:29:02 PM
Quote
My husband is castrofobic and will not get on a plane because of it, how can I get him to fly?

It seems that "Stay away from CUba," is not an acceptable answer.  redface:
drumroll:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Baldy on May 24, 2011, 10:30:26 PM
Quote
My husband is castrofobic and will not get on a plane because of it, how can I get him to fly?

It seems that "Stay away from CUba," is not an acceptable answer.  redface:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on May 27, 2011, 06:09:16 PM
Quote
Do I need A Levels to become a Pediatric Oncologist?
doh:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Baldy on May 27, 2011, 06:51:02 PM
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Do I need A Levels to become a Pediatric Oncologist?
doh:


Just a bag of sweets?
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on May 27, 2011, 06:54:28 PM
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Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on May 30, 2011, 06:53:04 AM
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Who is this girl in england?
I was in London last day I wear a pink Sailor Moon bag and I wear big late 70's glasses and I was in the undergound train in London when this girl ask me "where did you get your bag?" and she told me she liked Sailor Moon like I do... I want to know who this person is, she had glasses and long hair.
my Name is Samuel by the way if you are her
noooo:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Barman on May 30, 2011, 07:15:14 AM
Quote
Who is this girl in england?
I was in London last day I wear a pink Sailor Moon bag and I wear big late 70's glasses and I was in the undergound train in London when this girl ask me "where did you get your bag?" and she told me she liked Sailor Moon like I do... I want to know who this person is, she had glasses and long hair.
my Name is Samuel by the way if you are her
noooo:


What a complete, utter mong...  noooo:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on May 30, 2011, 08:33:01 AM
Don't talk about Nick like that he's not that bad.
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on June 01, 2011, 02:37:31 PM
Quote
What was the story about Hitler's toilet in the Tower of London?
My history teacher gave us an extra credit assignment about it, but I can't find it anywhere online. I don't know if it's actually his toilet or just something that involves a toilet and him. Can somebody help me?
whacky115
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 01, 2011, 03:05:14 PM
Quote
What was the story about Hitler's toilet in the Tower of London?
My history teacher gave us an extra credit assignment about it, but I can't find it anywhere online. I don't know if it's actually his toilet or just something that involves a toilet and him. Can somebody help me?
whacky115


So what was your helpful reply?
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on June 01, 2011, 03:51:08 PM
Quote
What was the story about Hitler's toilet in the Tower of London?
My history teacher gave us an extra credit assignment about it, but I can't find it anywhere online. I don't know if it's actually his toilet or just something that involves a toilet and him. Can somebody help me?
whacky115


So what was your helpful reply?

Mine would have been no. eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 01, 2011, 05:32:24 PM
Why do I have an image of Nick letting his imagination run riot and writing an answer that ends up getting the student sectioned?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on June 02, 2011, 10:08:45 AM
Quote
? grammar ? spelling help please I was wondering through the forest I was wondering if the tree would hold..?
‎? grammar ? spelling help please

I was wondering through the forest
I was wondering if the tree would hold..

could be a silly question `_' I'm stumped
Banghead
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 04, 2011, 10:18:36 AM
Quote
? grammar ? spelling help please I was wondering through the forest I was wondering if the tree would hold..?
‎? grammar ? spelling help please

I was wondering through the forest
I was wondering if the tree would hold..

could be a silly question `_' I'm stumped
Banghead


A fish called Wonder.  ::)
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on June 08, 2011, 09:37:05 AM
Quote
Are you called Alexandria and do you live in LA?
I am looking for you!

It seems that, "Yes, send money. I am pregnant with your triplets" is not an acceptable answer. redface:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 20, 2011, 07:45:43 PM
Quote
What are the odds of Amy Winehouse killing herself? Do you feel any sympathy? Or just revulsion?

"if only she had turned to CHRIST instead of cocaine"

 happy001
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on July 03, 2011, 09:23:10 AM
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Denmark – Sexual Viewing Requirement at Customs?
(A)

I had difficulty believing this story conveyed to me by a muslim.

He stated that in order to gain entry to the borders of Denmark
foreigners are obligated to watch a brief porn clip or sexually
explicit video as a condition of entry.

This is officially meant to prepare you for entry into a country of
an explicit sexual nature and to therefore deny you any right to
sue the government on any sexual grounds.

But the real motive is to keep devout muslims out of the country.
Devout muslims shall refuse to have any exposure to sexually
explicit materials and this bureaucracy keeps them away from
the country.
eeek:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Barman on July 03, 2011, 09:30:01 AM
Quote
Denmark – Sexual Viewing Requirement at Customs?
(A)

I had difficulty believing this story conveyed to me by a muslim.

He stated that in order to gain entry to the borders of Denmark
foreigners are obligated to watch a brief porn clip or sexually
explicit video as a condition of entry.

This is officially meant to prepare you for entry into a country of
an explicit sexual nature and to therefore deny you any right to
sue the government on any sexual grounds.

But the real motive is to keep devout muslims out of the country.
Devout muslims shall refuse to have any exposure to sexually
explicit materials and this bureaucracy keeps them away from
the country.
eeek:

When are you off Nick...?  lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Snoopy on July 03, 2011, 09:45:40 AM
Quote
Denmark – Sexual Viewing Requirement at Customs?
(A)

I had difficulty believing this story conveyed to me by a muslim.

He stated that in order to gain entry to the borders of Denmark
foreigners are obligated to watch a brief porn clip or sexually
explicit video as a condition of entry.

This is officially meant to prepare you for entry into a country of
an explicit sexual nature and to therefore deny you any right to
sue the government on any sexual grounds.

But the real motive is to keep devout muslims out of the country.
Devout muslims shall refuse to have any exposure to sexually
explicit materials and this bureaucracy keeps them away from
the country.
eeek:

When are you off Nick...?  lol: lol: lol:

Prolly rolling up a rug to carry and a tea towel for his head as we type.  razz:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Barman on July 03, 2011, 09:46:24 AM
Quote
Denmark – Sexual Viewing Requirement at Customs?
(A)

I had difficulty believing this story conveyed to me by a muslim.

He stated that in order to gain entry to the borders of Denmark
foreigners are obligated to watch a brief porn clip or sexually
explicit video as a condition of entry.

This is officially meant to prepare you for entry into a country of
an explicit sexual nature and to therefore deny you any right to
sue the government on any sexual grounds.

But the real motive is to keep devout muslims out of the country.
Devout muslims shall refuse to have any exposure to sexually
explicit materials and this bureaucracy keeps them away from
the country.
eeek:

When are you off Nick...?  lol: lol: lol:

Prolly rolling up a rug to carry and a tea towel for his head as we type.  razz:

 ;D
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on July 03, 2011, 09:50:12 AM
I have Danish ancestry, which explains my BLOND blue eyed good looks  angel1
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Snoopy on July 03, 2011, 09:51:31 AM
And the horns sticking out of your head?
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Barman on July 03, 2011, 09:54:53 AM
I have Danish ancestry, which explains my BLOND blue eyed good looks  angel1

Ginger mong! point:

To be honest, I read it as Danish Pastry and couldn't understand it for a bit....  redface:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Snoopy on July 03, 2011, 10:09:26 AM
Nick is Mr Pastry?  eeek:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on July 03, 2011, 10:13:26 AM
Richard Hearne or Mr Pastry (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=36N9CUhIG7s#ws)
 rubschin:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Barman on July 03, 2011, 11:17:10 AM
Nick is Mr Pastry?  eeek:
Pastry brain! happy002
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 03, 2011, 12:25:36 PM
Nick is Mr Pastry?  eeek:
Pastry brain! happy002

Doh!  redface:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on July 08, 2011, 10:11:25 AM
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Do you wear your glasses in the plane?
So I have 2 pairs of glasses, one for distance and one for reading and up close. The problem is that I don't take my bag in the plane and I don't want to keep my glasses in my pockets because I am scared I might break them. I can not wear them both on my head either. I am taking 7 pairs of glasses in total. My 2 pairs, my daughters reading glasses, my husbands bifocals, my husbands reading glasses and my spare glasses and my husbands varifocals. My family has quote bad eyesight but they don't wear glasses all the time and usually I keep the glasses in the car. Do you think I should carry them in a bag?
confused2:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Snoopy on July 08, 2011, 10:46:47 AM
Quote
Do you wear your glasses in the plane?
So I have 2 pairs of glasses, one for distance and one for reading and up close. The problem is that I don't take my bag in the plane and I don't want to keep my glasses in my pockets because I am scared I might break them. I can not wear them both on my head either. I am taking 7 pairs of glasses in total. My 2 pairs, my daughters reading glasses, my husbands bifocals, my husbands reading glasses and my spare glasses and my husbands varifocals. My family has quote bad eyesight but they don't wear glasses all the time and usually I keep the glasses in the car. Do you think I should carry them in a bag?
confused2:

She is not safe to be let out ~ Inform the asylum management immediately.
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 14, 2011, 09:31:53 AM
From the Freecycle page today...

wanted S5 Cotbed due to give birth
Posted by: "dminnimouse" dminnimouse@yahoo.com   dminnimouse
Wed Jul 13, 2011 8:44 am (PDT)
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 14, 2011, 12:09:45 PM
From the Freecycle page today...

wanted S5 Cotbed due to give birth
Posted by: "dminnimouse" dminnimouse@yahoo.com   dminnimouse
Wed Jul 13, 2011 8:44 am (PDT)

She's taking the Mickey surely?
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: apc2010 on July 14, 2011, 12:10:40 PM
From the Freecycle page today...

wanted S5 Cotbed due to give birth
Posted by: "dminnimouse" dminnimouse@yahoo.com   dminnimouse
Wed Jul 13, 2011 8:44 am (PDT)

She's taking the Mickey surely?

 drumroll:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Barman on July 14, 2011, 12:30:53 PM
From the Freecycle page today...

wanted S5 Cotbed due to give birth
Posted by: "dminnimouse" dminnimouse@yahoo.com   dminnimouse
Wed Jul 13, 2011 8:44 am (PDT)

She's taking the Mickey surely?

Every one a gem Darwin! happy088
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 14, 2011, 01:00:11 PM
Don't encourage him otherwise he will open all of the Christmas crackers looking for more suitable howlers.  Matron has only just finished tidying up the last lot he found. noooo:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on July 15, 2011, 09:53:22 AM
http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AolljVw3QIn7DC4eXDmN3gAgBgx.;_ylv=3?qid=20110715010327AAUc1UP (http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AolljVw3QIn7DC4eXDmN3gAgBgx.;_ylv=3?qid=20110715010327AAUc1UP)
 razz:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Barman on July 15, 2011, 10:10:48 AM
Don't encourage him otherwise he will open all of the Christmas crackers looking for more suitable howlers.  Matron has only just finished tidying up the last lot he found. noooo:
lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Barman on July 15, 2011, 10:15:41 AM
[url]http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AolljVw3QIn7DC4eXDmN3gAgBgx.;_ylv=3?qid=20110715010327AAUc1UP[/url] ([url]http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AolljVw3QIn7DC4eXDmN3gAgBgx.;_ylv=3?qid=20110715010327AAUc1UP[/url])
 razz:


Excellent! happy002
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Snoopy on July 15, 2011, 10:41:52 AM
I'll give 'em twenty minutes tops ....  from leaving the passport control before they get ripped off by a cabby  ::)

Fecking Yanks have no idea of anything beyond their own borders.

I suppose this one at least knows that the Europe is not like the US but why do they still think everything should be done the way it is in the US? It's them as is different NOT us!
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Barman on July 15, 2011, 10:59:40 AM
I'll give 'em twenty minutes tops ....  from leaving the passport control before they get ripped off by a cabby  ::)

Fecking Yanks have no idea of anything beyond their own borders.

I suppose this one at least knows that the Europe is not like the US but why do they still think everything should be done the way it is in the US? It's them as is different NOT us!

 lol: lol: lol:

Yes, the words 'end in tears' spring to mind...  lol:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Baldy on July 15, 2011, 12:36:45 PM
[url]http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AolljVw3QIn7DC4eXDmN3gAgBgx.;_ylv=3?qid=20110715010327AAUc1UP[/url] ([url]http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AolljVw3QIn7DC4eXDmN3gAgBgx.;_ylv=3?qid=20110715010327AAUc1UP[/url])
 razz:


 happy001 happy001
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Just One More on July 15, 2011, 06:26:56 PM
[url]http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AolljVw3QIn7DC4eXDmN3gAgBgx.;_ylv=3?qid=20110715010327AAUc1UP[/url] ([url]http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AolljVw3QIn7DC4eXDmN3gAgBgx.;_ylv=3?qid=20110715010327AAUc1UP[/url])
 razz:


Can we enlist Red Spun Meth Baby on here  happy001
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on July 15, 2011, 08:10:13 PM
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Where can I go on vacation where tall, white, bald  men are considered sexy by the locals?
rubschin:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Just One More on July 15, 2011, 08:16:10 PM
Hampshire  angel1
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 15, 2011, 08:20:03 PM
Hampshire  angel1
happy001 happy001
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on July 15, 2011, 08:23:14 PM
 evil:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on July 19, 2011, 07:56:37 AM
Quote
I'm staying in a place near Toulouse in France, can't remember name?
It's near Toulouse because that's where i'm flying to for my foreign exchange, and im staying in a place called beritz or something (i doubt that's how you'll spell it) and im wondering if anybody knows what it's called or anything about it? :) thanks
noooo:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on July 21, 2011, 10:18:02 AM
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20110720225504AAOPiC6 (http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20110720225504AAOPiC6)
 eeek:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on July 21, 2011, 10:31:49 AM
Quote
I feel like ppl don't take me seriously. If I carried a briefcase around do you think I'd look more impotent?
noooo:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 21, 2011, 12:09:00 PM
Quote
I feel like ppl don't take me seriously. If I carried a briefcase around do you think I'd look more impotent?
noooo:

It depends on the briefcase. Samsonite cases look quite hard,
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Pastis on July 21, 2011, 06:37:18 PM
 drumroll:

DS remembers the original ad campaign  ;)
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on July 22, 2011, 05:10:58 PM
http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Asxobr7C9ZugoIgVlCXLd0YhBgx.;_ylv=3?qid=20110722080711AAVVzcg (http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Asxobr7C9ZugoIgVlCXLd0YhBgx.;_ylv=3?qid=20110722080711AAVVzcg)
 point: point: point: point: point: point: point: point:

Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on July 27, 2011, 07:58:56 AM
Quote
Can you train cats to be the ring bearer at ur wedding?
If so, how?
If not what are good alternatives? We dont know any young boys so our other option is no one, but dont tell me that cause i already know that. im just seeing if anyone has any unique ideas.
happy002 happy002 happy002
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on July 28, 2011, 12:12:08 PM
Quote
I'm abit afraid to go to california...?
Im 11 years old and gonna go to california soon from the Philippines. But im kind of afraid because some people there, teens, and young kids would criticize me. So, i'm discouraged to go to California. My physical appearance is flabby arms, big tummy, have big eyes with eye bags, and man busts. I'm really afraid. I have hairy arms and legs, large feet, and a chubby face.

It seems that "Try for a part in a film about goblins" is not an acceptable answer  redface:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 28, 2011, 12:44:56 PM
Some chap at work asked a bloke in my team about America today . He used to live there - Atlanta.

The bloke is going to Chicago.  whacky115

" I have heard there is a lake near Chicago " he says " Is it safe to swim in and does it have sharks ? "  noooo: noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on July 28, 2011, 12:47:35 PM
I hope the answer was YES  razz:

I once swam in a lake outside New Orleans. Some chap came along and said "YOu don't mind about the crocodiles then?"

I came out of the water like and ICBM  redface:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on July 30, 2011, 10:36:13 AM
Quote
I was wondering how the lasso will be presented in a wedding ceremony I'm not having the traditional catholic ?
Mass, so I don't know how I fit the lasso in.
whacky115
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Snoopy on July 30, 2011, 10:43:13 AM
Quote
I was wondering how the lasso will be presented in a wedding ceremony I'm not having the traditional catholic ?
Mass, so I don't know how I fit the lasso in.
whacky115

Reply: Lasso not necessary .... your Daddy's shotgun in the groom's back will suffice
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on July 31, 2011, 04:30:06 PM
Quote
Sending naked pictures and I don't know of I'm still a virgin?! Help!?
I sent my boyfriend naked pictures, we've been together for a year so stfu. He's 18 & in the military.. I'm 16. Yeah I know go ahead and say ****. I just sent them about a week ago. However my dad found out about us yesterday and saw all our messages and said if we ever talked again he'd report the messages to the police... So, I told him to delete the pics just to be safe. He did. If the police really did arrest him could they see those pics even though they're deleted? Oh and another thing. They don't think I'm still a virgin. But I am! I have never had a penis... In my vagina. However I have been fingered and eaten out. Would that still make me a virgin? Oh and if it helps, I live in Georgia so if you know anything about the laws that would be great! Please don't be rude. I need help.

It seems that "you would make a fine banjo duo" is not an acceptable answer  redface:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on August 02, 2011, 02:58:03 PM
http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AvghoJVCxzAWGcFglIbLvS8gBgx.;_ylv=3?qid=20110801115744AAlumzm (http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AvghoJVCxzAWGcFglIbLvS8gBgx.;_ylv=3?qid=20110801115744AAlumzm)
 eeek:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Baldy on August 03, 2011, 02:26:01 AM
[url]http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AvghoJVCxzAWGcFglIbLvS8gBgx.;_ylv=3?qid=20110801115744AAlumzm[/url] ([url]http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AvghoJVCxzAWGcFglIbLvS8gBgx.;_ylv=3?qid=20110801115744AAlumzm[/url])
 eeek:


 lol: lol: lol: She also might understand the term Burger Munchers, just for future reference like.
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on August 04, 2011, 10:35:01 AM
Quote
Is London located in Yorkshire England or are they to different places?

It seems that "Look at a map you mong" is not an  acceptable answer  redface:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on August 04, 2011, 01:33:20 PM
Quote
I proposed my gf with a very clean diamond ring but she found it too small.?
I gave her a 0.82 carat, princess cut,VS1 clarity, color H and ideal cut diamond ring. My friends loved the ring they said the diamond is very clean and beautiful but when I porposed my gf cried and said 'you have should have gotten me a bigger ring it is too small'. I'm shell shocked. Does she love me or not? Is 0.82 ct too small?
Popcorn: Popcorn: Popcorn: Popcorn:

Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Pastis on August 04, 2011, 05:29:03 PM
Serves him right for porposing his girlfriend without proper protection  noooo:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on August 05, 2011, 11:14:05 AM
http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/dir/index;_ylt=AsqSKYWYWds0iQQqRqdfGulTUH1G;_ylv=3?sid=396545469&link=open&cp=2 (http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/dir/index;_ylt=AsqSKYWYWds0iQQqRqdfGulTUH1G;_ylv=3?sid=396545469&link=open&cp=2)
 redface:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on August 05, 2011, 01:01:36 PM
http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Al_eiZoaPZ8TooiajYJE9r5TUH1G;_ylv=3?qid=20110805053941AAtiB6w (http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Al_eiZoaPZ8TooiajYJE9r5TUH1G;_ylv=3?qid=20110805053941AAtiB6w)
 happy001 happy001 happy001
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Barman on August 05, 2011, 01:03:23 PM
[url]http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Al_eiZoaPZ8TooiajYJE9r5TUH1G;_ylv=3?qid=20110805053941AAtiB6w[/url] ([url]http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Al_eiZoaPZ8TooiajYJE9r5TUH1G;_ylv=3?qid=20110805053941AAtiB6w[/url])
 happy001 happy001 happy001


 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on August 05, 2011, 02:18:30 PM
Quote
How long is 1300 hours in months at 16 hours a week?
I am taking a course that is 1300 hours... at 8 hours a day for 4 days a week...


how many months does that put my course at?
Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on August 05, 2011, 02:22:05 PM
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Anyone want to come with me to Paris for a week?
I have two first class tickets from Sydney to Paris return and I have 7 nights in a suite at the Four Seasons in Paris. Only problem is, I no longer have anyone to go with. Would anyone like to come with me?

It seems "Do you have big knockers?" is not an acceptable answer  redface:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Barman on August 07, 2011, 08:34:23 AM
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happy001
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on August 07, 2011, 09:10:47 AM
http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Avj0wMHCfc5hSU1HAJOJzWxTUH1G;_ylv=3?qid=20110807020759AA6bsH1 (http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Avj0wMHCfc5hSU1HAJOJzWxTUH1G;_ylv=3?qid=20110807020759AA6bsH1)
 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Barman on August 07, 2011, 09:23:44 AM
[url]http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Avj0wMHCfc5hSU1HAJOJzWxTUH1G;_ylv=3?qid=20110807020759AA6bsH1[/url] ([url]http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Avj0wMHCfc5hSU1HAJOJzWxTUH1G;_ylv=3?qid=20110807020759AA6bsH1[/url])
 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001


 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Snoopy on August 07, 2011, 10:24:38 AM
 happy002


Love the first answer!
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on August 08, 2011, 04:49:42 PM
Quote
Do most Egyptians value their native wildlife?
The ibis is something I always associate with Egypt; also the crocodile, the vulture and eagle; water birds like flamingos and herons; gazelles, gerbils [?] and the wild cat that may be the ancestor of Egypt's famous domestic cats. Can a visitor see any of these animals in the wild?

It seems that "Yes, it is delicious" is not an acceptable answer  redface:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on August 09, 2011, 08:06:38 PM
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Sophisticated Redneck Wedding Ideas?
There's a contradiction for you lol.

My fiance and I are getting married next August (2012) and we've come to the conclusion that we have half of a conclusion. I want my ceremony to be traditional: White dress, tuxes, and everything else, but in the end, we're both pretty country. I'm from a small town and he moved out her from Colorado, cowboy hat and all. We want the reception to be fun and kind of redneck, a giant BBQ, possibly a mechanical bull, and I'm changing into jeans (still wearing a pretty white shirt though).

Tasteful  noooo:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on August 10, 2011, 07:14:12 AM
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Halloween wedding cake! opinion everyone? :))?
You may have seen some of my other questions about my upcoming wedding, but here's a little background info :)

My fiance and I will be getting married this Halloween and we are having a fun but classy theme.
The decorations will be whimsical and dark as opposed to childish and cliche.

We are making the cake ourselves, well...mostly me haha
because I love to bake, plus its cheaper than paying someone to make one.

Our cake will be 4 layers, and the colors will be turquoise and black, which are our wedding colors.
The layers will be like this:

largest/bottom layer: black fondant with turquoise fondant bow going around
next layer: black fondant, stripped with turquoise fondant
next layer: checkered turquoise/black fondant
final, top layer: same as bottom layer, only smaller.

we will decorate the cake with zombie figurines and little fondant tombstones
the cake topper is a bride and groom holding guns, like we're fighting the zombies.

what do you think? its supposed to be cute and comical because that suits us. and my fiance LOVES zombies :))

One person responded thus:


I think it's a lovely idea. My cousin did a Halloween theme as well with a witch and Frankenstein monster cake topper.

Oh, and if you want to continue the theme if a quirky way, may I suggest getting a life sized creature that can come out when the dancing starts (yes, my cousin did have one... a life sized Frankenstein monster with glowing red eyes). I guarantee it'll make people laugh and people will be standing in line to dance with the creature.
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Snoopy on August 10, 2011, 07:20:29 AM
 whacky115
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on August 10, 2011, 07:21:18 AM
Is it appropriate to ask for OTC medications, tampons, and personal lubricant on a wedding registry?
We have received a wedding invitation from my cousin and his fiance and not only are the registries listed on the invitation itself, but the items on the Target registry seem completely inappropriate. We opened the online registry to find all the "normal" items you would expect to see. However, in addition to these items, there was a list of over 50 items that would most likely be on a personal Target list, not a wedding registry. These items are things like OTC medications, tampons, face lotion, batteries, and personal lubricant.

Several family members are completely horrified and embarrassed for them and for our family. Has anyone ever seen anything like this before? And if so, what did you do?

Thanks.
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 10, 2011, 07:21:36 AM
Aren't we all life sized creatures ?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on August 10, 2011, 07:24:26 AM

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs1.postimage.org%2Fdnt7exl0%2Fcsales.jpg&hash=265e4cfe748e940531b2047d09e41937) (http://www.postimage.org/) rubschin:


Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Snoopy on August 10, 2011, 07:25:06 AM
Is it appropriate to ask for OTC medications, tampons, and personal lubricant on a wedding registry?
We have received a wedding invitation from my cousin and his fiance and not only are the registries listed on the invitation itself, but the items on the Target registry seem completely inappropriate. We opened the online registry to find all the "normal" items you would expect to see. However, in addition to these items, there was a list of over 50 items that would most likely be on a personal Target list, not a wedding registry. These items are things like OTC medications, tampons, face lotion, batteries, and personal lubricant.

Several family members are completely horrified and embarrassed for them and for our family. Has anyone ever seen anything like this before? And if so, what did you do?

Thanks.

Suspect the list was made including items for "Personal" shopping and when it was posted they failed to edit it.
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on August 13, 2011, 01:57:13 PM
Quote
when does the miniature bride enter during wedding processional?
  rubschin:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Snoopy on August 13, 2011, 01:59:09 PM
After Dopey I think.
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on August 13, 2011, 02:17:22 PM
Someone answered  razz::

Quote
i think you mean the flower girl? she drops the petals on the floor before you come in and usually scratches her bum about midway down the isle and it gets wedged into her knickers and everyone is highly amused. great fun altogether..
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on August 13, 2011, 03:36:09 PM
Quote
What do dogs think about?
rubschin:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on August 13, 2011, 03:44:52 PM
Quote
How can I make my cat stay still to shave her?
  eeek:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on August 13, 2011, 03:48:29 PM
Quote
How do you train a 9 week old dog who knows absolutely nothing about anything?
I am not sure how the 9 week old pup sees the world. He spends a lot of time sleeping and acts clueless. Since he just don't know anything at all, how to train him?
noooo:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on August 13, 2011, 04:01:36 PM
Quote
Do you put your dogs in pajamas when they go to bed?
I tried on my dog and she doesn't like it but she looks cute.
doh:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on August 13, 2011, 04:07:42 PM
Quote
Which of these is one allowed to have as a pet?
i recently read an article (cant remember for the life of me the name of it) and it showed crazy animals regular people like you and i are allowed to have as a pet. i cant find it so i just made a list of what animals interest me, and the research i did hasn't helped. so, does anyone know if the following are allowed as pets?

-alligators
-cheetahs/snow leopards/lions
-jellyfish
-water buffalo
-wolves
-dolphins/sharks/whales

thanks =)
surrender:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 13, 2011, 04:30:26 PM
The Brat wanted a Jellyfish for a pet  noooo: noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on August 13, 2011, 04:31:32 PM
YOu could have surprised her with a water buffalo instead  angel1
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 13, 2011, 04:33:09 PM
Size could be a problem ...in terms of space not kilo's  noooo:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on August 13, 2011, 04:33:49 PM
SHe could have kept it in the bath, like
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Snoopy on August 13, 2011, 04:35:13 PM
This tea meets keyboard moment was bought to you courtesy of those two
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on August 14, 2011, 08:51:43 AM
Quote
Do Greek bra sizes use the Greek alphabet?
rubschin:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Just One More on August 14, 2011, 08:53:25 AM
Ohhh - mega
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on August 14, 2011, 09:00:20 AM
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I really want a hat... evidence that sheep are harmed?
So I really want a bowler hat like this one... [url]http://www.brixton.com/pack-2897.html[/url] ([url]http://www.brixton.com/pack-2897.html[/url]) but I'm a vegan. I've decided to stop buying leather shoes, but I haven't made up my mind about buying wool products. Is there any evidence that sheep live in poor conditions... or even better... can someone help me find a vegan bowler hat?!?

 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Just One More on August 14, 2011, 09:41:04 AM
FFS don't tell them what they make pork pie hats out of
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on August 14, 2011, 09:44:01 AM
Job done  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on August 14, 2011, 09:45:16 AM
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What's that song that goes "la la la la la"?
rubschin:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on August 14, 2011, 12:23:19 PM
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How to be shorter? Help^^?
Since I'm into Kpop and knowing that female Kpop idols are short and petite, I always want to lose my height..
I'm 170ish and I wanna be shorter.. I don't know is this is possible.. Help pls?^^

It seems that "Saw your feet off" is not an acceptable answer  redface:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on August 14, 2011, 04:13:29 PM
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When you are in a plane crash how do you now the plane's going to crash?

Everyone is screaming?
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Pastis on August 14, 2011, 04:30:47 PM
The material keeps rushing in  lol:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Darwins Selection on August 14, 2011, 07:47:57 PM
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How to be shorter? Help^^?
Since I'm into Kpop and knowing that female Kpop idols are short and petite, I always want to lose my height..
I'm 170ish and I wanna be shorter.. I don't know is this is possible.. Help pls?^^

It seems that "Saw your feet off" is not an acceptable answer  redface:

At that age, I am surprised she can be bothered with fads and  fashions.
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Barman on August 15, 2011, 09:31:59 AM
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How to be shorter? Help^^?
Since I'm into Kpop and knowing that female Kpop idols are short and petite, I always want to lose my height..
I'm 170ish and I wanna be shorter.. I don't know is this is possible.. Help pls?^^

It seems that "Saw your feet off" is not an acceptable answer  redface:

At that age, I am surprised she can be bothered with fads and  fashions.

 lol: lol: lol:

Prolly get a cheaper coffin if they are shorter....  rubschin:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on August 15, 2011, 12:05:41 PM
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How did the fall of rome affect the colonization of america?
whacky115
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on August 15, 2011, 01:13:18 PM
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Will I fit in Economy?
I'm 248 lbs and 5'9. My measurements are 50-38-51. Do you think I'll be ok? I can't afford to buy an extra seat...
eeek:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Barman on August 15, 2011, 01:31:44 PM
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Will I fit in Economy?
I'm 248 lbs and 5'9. My measurements are 50-38-51. Do you think I'll be ok? I can't afford to buy an extra seat...
eeek:

 eeek:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on August 15, 2011, 01:33:07 PM
I suppose MIss D has to check these things  rubschin:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Barman on August 15, 2011, 01:36:27 PM
I suppose MIss D has to check these things  rubschin:

I thought you were doing so well....  noooo:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on August 15, 2011, 01:39:21 PM
 Shrugs:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Barman on August 15, 2011, 01:41:03 PM
Shrugs:

You know what...  nonono:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on August 15, 2011, 02:01:55 PM
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Vocational Profession of Ms Arlene Boral Somido Philipines National occupation nurse Born 4th August 1973?
Known as Theatre Nurse working at Calvary Hospital Adelaide South Australia ,Australia
whacky115
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on August 15, 2011, 03:22:07 PM
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Weighing your suitcase at home? have i done it right?
im flying with KLM whose weight limit is 23kg but i want to keep my luggage at 20kg ( or anything under 23 if necessary).
First i weighed myself ( with out shoes) then i weighed myself holding the suitcase. I then converted my weight into pounds ( my scales are set to weigh people in stones) then i took away my weight from the second weight. In total it came to 19.1 kg, should i leave it at that weight or take some things out?
thankyou

Apparently "WHy not just weigh the case you mong?" is not an acceptable answer  redface:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Snoopy on August 15, 2011, 03:27:29 PM
That will be because many Mods do not like the word "Mong". They consider it the same as calling someone a "Spastic" and moderate out messages containing it.
I don't like it either but if you lot choose to use it who am I to say?
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on August 15, 2011, 03:28:38 PM
It wasn't about the M word. It was about my suggestion  noooo:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Snoopy on August 15, 2011, 03:29:36 PM
 rubschin: But the suggestion was perfectly valid.  shrugs:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on August 16, 2011, 07:23:38 AM
I don''t like the word 'mong' either I think we had better start a poll I just can't remember how. redface:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Snoopy on August 16, 2011, 07:35:41 AM
Start a new thread with appropriate heading, click on "Add Poll" at the bottom of the screen and type in the questions. Then plonk it on the board by clicking "Post".
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on August 16, 2011, 07:45:22 AM
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In Cornwall where would you find two legged knockers?
rubschin:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on August 16, 2011, 08:00:37 AM
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Do McDonalds do weddings?
noooo:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on August 16, 2011, 10:48:28 AM
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Where can you find plutonium? in the phillipines...?
scared2:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Darwins Selection on August 16, 2011, 11:12:14 AM
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Where can you find plutonium? in the phillipines...?
scared2:

They are on the shelf next to Mickey and Minnie Mousenium  ::)
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Barman on August 16, 2011, 11:35:12 AM
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Where can you find plutonium? in the phillipines...?
scared2:

They are on the shelf next to Mickey and Minnie Mousenium  ::)

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on August 17, 2011, 12:46:15 PM
What size carrot is good for an engagement ring?
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Snoopy on August 17, 2011, 12:49:08 PM
Turnips are so much more fashionable
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on August 18, 2011, 09:40:09 AM
What can I do to avoid nudity during surgery. Can I put elastoplast
over my nipples?
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on August 18, 2011, 10:47:36 AM
Do you think Gnomes are underused?
 whacky115
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on August 18, 2011, 12:56:33 PM
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Can a 295lb women fit in a frontier airplane seat?
i weigh 295 and I am 5ft 6 inches. I am flying frontier airlines from california to minnesota. will I fit in the seat?

no mean comments please

It seems that, "They will strap you to the roofrack" is not an acceptable answer  redface:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on August 19, 2011, 09:18:11 AM
What is the easiest way to get pregnant?
 rubschin:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Snoopy on August 19, 2011, 10:12:13 AM
Darwin can offer assistance ~ he knows all about rubber gloves, straws etc.
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: barmisspah? on August 19, 2011, 01:42:48 PM
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Can a 295lb women fit in a frontier airplane seat?
i weigh 295 and I am 5ft 6 inches. I am flying frontier airlines from california to minnesota. will I fit in the seat?

no mean comments please

It seems that, "They will strap you to the roofrack" is not an acceptable answer  redface:

 lol: lol:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Darwins Selection on August 19, 2011, 02:24:07 PM
Darwin can offer assistance ~ he knows all about rubber gloves, straws etc.

Don't forget turkey-basters
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Barman on August 19, 2011, 02:43:35 PM
Darwin can offer assistance ~ he knows all about rubber gloves, straws etc.

Don't forget turkey-basters

Back on the turkeys this year Darwin...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Darwins Selection on August 19, 2011, 04:04:52 PM
Darwin can offer assistance ~ he knows all about rubber gloves, straws etc.

Don't forget turkey-basters

Back on the turkeys this year Darwin...?  rubschin:

 noooo:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Barman on August 20, 2011, 06:14:05 AM
Darwin can offer assistance ~ he knows all about rubber gloves, straws etc.

Don't forget turkey-basters

Back on the turkeys this year Darwin...?  rubschin:

 noooo:

Geese...? Shrugs:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on August 20, 2011, 03:09:53 PM
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20110814074953AAr7ZZB (http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20110814074953AAr7ZZB)
 razz:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Barman on August 20, 2011, 03:15:41 PM
[url]http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20110814074953AAr7ZZB[/url] ([url]http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20110814074953AAr7ZZB[/url])
 razz:


happy001
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Just One More on August 20, 2011, 06:36:29 PM
Excellent Nick  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on August 21, 2011, 08:30:45 AM
http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AoIoOwtC8KuhXlPmH2jkNHshBgx.;_ylv=3?qid=20110820020820AApg9dK (http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AoIoOwtC8KuhXlPmH2jkNHshBgx.;_ylv=3?qid=20110820020820AApg9dK)
 Banghead
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on August 21, 2011, 08:34:37 AM
http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Av71cFLtcpfGaupX1RFtvCEFT31G;_ylv=3?qid=20110821012700AAmyeYA (http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Av71cFLtcpfGaupX1RFtvCEFT31G;_ylv=3?qid=20110821012700AAmyeYA)
 confused2:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Barman on August 21, 2011, 08:53:39 AM
[url]http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Av71cFLtcpfGaupX1RFtvCEFT31G;_ylv=3?qid=20110821012700AAmyeYA[/url] ([url]http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Av71cFLtcpfGaupX1RFtvCEFT31G;_ylv=3?qid=20110821012700AAmyeYA[/url])
 confused2:


 noooo:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on August 22, 2011, 08:51:53 AM
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Last week I had my first show with my Hackney/Shetland. We lost because he sucks so my mom said she would buy me another horse for showing. Yesterday my stupid pothead friend and I were out in the stables I don't usually smoke weed but I tried it out hoping it would help me fit in because I just moved here and don't have any friends. Anyways I had some spray on hair dye left over from Halloween so I sprayed LOSER across his butt. When we came back later to smoke again I just happened to look at the spray can and realized it was PAINT! I tried to wash it off but it wouldn't come off so I dried him off with a hair dryer and used the clippers to cut the paint off. It worked, the paint is gone, but now he has LOSER SHAVED across his butt. I gotta do something quick to fix it because if my mom sees it there is no way shes gonna get me a new horse. Any suggestions? I need an answer ASAP!
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Barman on August 22, 2011, 03:14:20 PM
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Last week I had my first show with my Hackney/Shetland. We lost because he sucks so my mom said she would buy me another horse for showing. Yesterday my stupid pothead friend and I were out in the stables I don't usually smoke weed but I tried it out hoping it would help me fit in because I just moved here and don't have any friends. Anyways I had some spray on hair dye left over from Halloween so I sprayed LOSER across his butt. When we came back later to smoke again I just happened to look at the spray can and realized it was PAINT! I tried to wash it off but it wouldn't come off so I dried him off with a hair dryer and used the clippers to cut the paint off. It worked, the paint is gone, but now he has LOSER SHAVED across his butt. I gotta do something quick to fix it because if my mom sees it there is no way shes gonna get me a new horse. Any suggestions? I need an answer ASAP!

 noooo:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on August 24, 2011, 07:15:38 PM
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Lascaux cave in France?
i need help on info, like were they ( the ppl) slept, ate, entertainment ( sports or something like) wut they did 4 fun stuff like that plz plz plz plz plz any info is great.
Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on August 24, 2011, 09:12:25 PM
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Lascaux cave in France?
i need help on info, like were they ( the ppl) slept, ate, entertainment ( sports or something like) wut they did 4 fun stuff like that plz plz plz plz plz any info is great.
Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead

Listen very carefully I will say this only once.... Shrugs:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Barman on August 25, 2011, 04:52:14 AM
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Lascaux cave in France?
i need help on info, like were they ( the ppl) slept, ate, entertainment ( sports or something like) wut they did 4 fun stuff like that plz plz plz plz plz any info is great.
Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead

 noooo:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Darwins Selection on August 25, 2011, 05:52:52 AM
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Lascaux cave in France?
i need help on info, like were they ( the ppl) slept, ate, entertainment ( sports or something like) wut they did 4 fun stuff like that plz plz plz plz plz any info is great.
Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead

 noooo:

They spent their time chasing animals and inventing graffiti.
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on August 25, 2011, 08:38:40 AM
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Is the husband sodomized on the honeymoon?
eeek:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Baldy on August 25, 2011, 11:46:23 PM
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Is the husband sodomized on the honeymoon?
eeek:

 eeek: eeek: eeek: Miss D anything to do with this?  eeek:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on August 26, 2011, 10:29:48 AM
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How much does it cost to ship human remains in an airplane?
My dad doesn't want to leave his family with any final expenses when he passes away. He was told by a funeral home that it would cost between $18,000 and $20,000 to transport his remains cross country via airplane for burial. This sounds very expensive.

I advised her to get him cremated and put him in her handbag  angel1
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Snoopy on August 26, 2011, 10:35:00 AM
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How much does it cost to ship human remains in an airplane?
My dad doesn't want to leave his family with any final expenses when he passes away. He was told by a funeral home that it would cost between $18,000 and $20,000 to transport his remains cross country via airplane for burial. This sounds very expensive.

I advised her to get him cremated and put him in her handbag  angel1

 :thumbsup: Top Tip!
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on August 26, 2011, 12:53:05 PM
 ;D^^^Wot he said^^^
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Darwins Selection on August 26, 2011, 01:15:04 PM
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How much does it cost to ship human remains in an airplane?
My dad doesn't want to leave his family with any final expenses when he passes away. He was told by a funeral home that it would cost between $18,000 and $20,000 to transport his remains cross country via airplane for burial. This sounds very expensive.

I advised her to get him cremated and put him in her handbag  angel1

I take it the deceased was a Yank?

I think 'in a holdall' would have been better advice.
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on August 26, 2011, 01:25:55 PM
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Does this seem a bit unsafe?
My HTC has a radio built in. But, in order to listen to it, you must have headphones plugged in because they "act as an antenna"....
I don't know about you, but dosnt this seem like it would be sending radio waves through your head? theve already proven that talking on a cell phone to much and give you brain cancer, but, your head as an antenna?
noooo:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on August 26, 2011, 01:31:51 PM
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I visited my boyfriend in a dorm and there was no place to dry off after taking my shower.?
and I had to do it with his room mate watching. So the room mate got to watch everything from start to finish after I got out of the shower. I had to shower and get dressed. At first I tried to hide but that didn't work so I tried to shame him by doing it right in front of him, hoping he would look away but he just watched. Later I found out that he wasn't my boyfriends room mate but just some stranger who had wandered in. He got a 15 minute free show. He saw more than my boyfriend has seen. Really rude. He didn't even have any business there. It was like rape.
point: point: point: point: point:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Barman on August 26, 2011, 03:05:50 PM
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I visited my boyfriend in a dorm and there was no place to dry off after taking my shower.?
and I had to do it with his room mate watching. So the room mate got to watch everything from start to finish after I got out of the shower. I had to shower and get dressed. At first I tried to hide but that didn't work so I tried to shame him by doing it right in front of him, hoping he would look away but he just watched. Later I found out that he wasn't my boyfriends room mate but just some stranger who had wandered in. He got a 15 minute free show. He saw more than my boyfriend has seen. Really rude. He didn't even have any business there. It was like rape.
point: point: point: point: point:

happy001
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on August 27, 2011, 02:38:12 PM
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Does America have the same moon as Australia and do they have stars in the sky there ?
I've never been to America and was wondering if they have a moon and if so is it the same moon Australia has and do they have stars in the sky ?
doh:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Just One More on August 27, 2011, 04:09:05 PM
Buggered if I know. We best wait for Uncle to come along. He'll know.... prollly  whistle:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on August 27, 2011, 04:10:46 PM
QUite so JOM. It's a puzzle, like
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on August 27, 2011, 04:15:22 PM
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Why are British women so blessed?
Why are British women so lucky in a sense that they are blessed with large breasts? In fact every 2 out of 3 women in Britain i see walking down the street seem to be bigger than dd and its all natural. I feel so insecure being an a cup living there and being surrounded by full figured women. People like Nigella Lawson, Madeleine Smith, Liz Hurley and countless others just prove it.

I blame the diet. Is is because British women guzzle pints of full cream milk, good chocolate containing whole milk, eat everything with cream, eat fatty cheeses, and just chuck everything in butter? Is butterfat consumption correlated with a large breast size?

ONe for MIss D I think  rubschin:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Darwins Selection on August 27, 2011, 04:22:24 PM
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Why are British women so blessed?
Why are British women so lucky in a sense that they are blessed with large breasts? In fact every 2 out of 3 women in Britain i see walking down the street seem to be bigger than dd and its all natural. I feel so insecure being an a cup living there and being surrounded by full figured women. People like Nigella Lawson, Madeleine Smith, Liz Hurley and countless others just prove it.

I blame the diet. Is is because British women guzzle pints of full cream milk, good chocolate containing whole milk, eat everything with cream, eat fatty cheeses, and just chuck everything in butter? Is butterfat consumption correlated with a large breast size?

ONe for MIss D I think  rubschin:

Just one?
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Just One More on August 27, 2011, 04:36:36 PM
Quote
Why are British women so blessed?
Why are British women so lucky in a sense that they are blessed with large breasts? In fact every 2 out of 3 women in Britain i see walking down the street seem to be bigger than dd and its all natural. I feel so insecure being an a cup living there and being surrounded by full figured women. People like Nigella Lawson, Madeleine Smith, Liz Hurley and countless others just prove it.

I blame the diet. Is is because British women guzzle pints of full cream milk, good chocolate containing whole milk, eat everything with cream, eat fatty cheeses, and just chuck everything in butter? Is butterfat consumption correlated with a large breast size?

ONe for MIss D I think  rubschin:

You only posted that so you could say Madeleine Smith  eyes:  Dirty boy
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on August 27, 2011, 04:37:50 PM
Happy weekend that  eyes: eyes:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Just One More on August 27, 2011, 04:46:29 PM
Nick is at the back 43 seconds in  point:

MADELINE SMITH. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z-YyQNKj_bQ#)
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on August 27, 2011, 04:49:44 PM
 evil:

I had forgotten how big they are.

Her eyes, that is angel1
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Just One More on August 27, 2011, 05:16:39 PM
Happy weak end that  eyes: eyes:

 whistle:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on August 27, 2011, 05:17:50 PM
My legs were a bit shakey.

But my lovely thread sad24: sad24:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on August 27, 2011, 05:58:05 PM
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What would British people be like if a hurricane hit Liverpool, England?

Is "Jublilant" the wrong answer  redface:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on August 27, 2011, 06:03:13 PM
Nick is at the back 43 seconds in  point:

MADELINE SMITH. ([url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z-YyQNKj_bQ#[/url])


She must be very old now as she is mainly in black and white.....


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs4.postimage.org%2Fa48q4xr8%2Ffoff_15_madeline_smith.jpg&hash=bc5cb5eb86171d6bc8697b1fac809a9e) (http://postimage.org/image/a48q4xr8/)

 whistle:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on August 27, 2011, 06:05:45 PM
 sad24:

And how is Jim's BOIL?  evil:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on August 27, 2011, 06:08:10 PM
I have sent you some of his finest puss through the post it should be with you on Tuesday. angel1

That looks remarkably like a nursing home chair that she is sitting on by the way. noooo:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Just One More on August 27, 2011, 06:30:03 PM
That looks remarkably like a nursing home chair that she is sitting on by the way. noooo:

Prolly traumatised by some event in her past  whistle:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on August 27, 2011, 07:28:39 PM
Quite so JOM. noooo:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on August 28, 2011, 07:44:49 AM
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I just got married last night but I'm having a diffcult problem?
Hey everyone, I know this is going to sound a bit strange and unusal but this is how I feel. Well I just got married yesterday to this amazing beautiful woman tha ti've been dating for the past 4 - 5 years and I really love her with all of my heart but I have a defficult decsion to make. I don't want to have sex with her at all, not ever. I just feel like with sex the guy doesn't get nothing out of it bc the guy is doing all the work while the woman is enjoying every min of it besides i don't want her to see my butt. She wanted to do it last night after our wedding but I lied to her and told her that I wasn't feeling good but she's going to want to do it sooner or later.
Popcorn:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Snoopy on August 28, 2011, 08:58:04 AM
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I just got married last night but I'm having a diffcult problem?
Hey everyone, I know this is going to sound a bit strange and unusal but this is how I feel. Well I just got married yesterday to this amazing beautiful woman tha ti've been dating for the past 4 - 5 years and I really love her with all of my heart but I have a defficult decsion to make. I don't want to have sex with her at all, not ever. I just feel like with sex the guy doesn't get nothing out of it bc the guy is doing all the work while the woman is enjoying every min of it besides i don't want her to see my butt. She wanted to do it last night after our wedding but I lied to her and told her that I wasn't feeling good but she's going to want to do it sooner or later.
Popcorn:


 Gayer: Gayer: Gayer:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Darwins Selection on August 28, 2011, 11:55:19 AM
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The guy doesn't get nothing out of it bc the guy is doing all the work while the woman is enjoying every min of it .

From which planet was that posted?
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Barman on August 28, 2011, 12:11:58 PM
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The guy doesn't get nothing out of it bc the guy is doing all the work while the woman is enjoying every min of it .

From which planet was that posted?

Nicksanus...
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on August 29, 2011, 11:57:43 AM
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Where can I buy these (Barcelona)?
When I was in Barcelona last month on the Ramblas, I saw people selling weird cards with Spongebob and others on it. Those cards had 2 small laces as legs and if you start some music, these little cards will dance on the laces. If you stop the music, they stopped with the dancing. You didn't have to pull the strings yourself, the music was enough to make them dance. I couldn't buy one myself because the police came and arrested the 2 guys.
noooo:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on August 29, 2011, 02:16:18 PM
Hi all, so I am an old ginger man. I live with a real cat (man) and I imagine cat. So wen I leave flat other cat up to 7 in 1 go stare at me. I will head butt cat flap sometime.  Is this weird or normal. Pls help.
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Barman on August 29, 2011, 02:21:10 PM
Hi all, so I am an old ginger man. I live with a real cat (man) and I imagine cat. So wen I leave flat other cat up to 7 in 1 go stare at me. I will head butt cat flap sometime.  Is this weird or normal. Pls help.

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on August 29, 2011, 02:26:45 PM
NURSE! The screens
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Barman on August 29, 2011, 02:28:12 PM
NURSE! The screens

 point:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on August 29, 2011, 02:33:15 PM
Bertie has been licking my keyboard for some reason and now the VP is like a teeny weeny thing  noooo:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Barman on August 29, 2011, 03:06:25 PM
Bertie has been licking my keyboard for some reason and now the VP is like a teeny weeny thing  noooo:

 point:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on August 29, 2011, 03:07:20 PM
Blasted cat managed to change some of the settings in Chrome with his tongue  cussing: cussing:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Barman on August 29, 2011, 03:20:33 PM
Blasted cat managed to change some of the settings in Chrome with his tongue  cussing: cussing:

get firefox....  whistle:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 29, 2011, 03:50:34 PM
Blasted cat managed to change some of the settings in Chrome with his tongue  cussing: cussing:

Are you saying the cat is more computer literate than you are Nick?  point:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on August 29, 2011, 03:51:37 PM
Well I can't work the computer with my tongue, if that is what you mean.
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 29, 2011, 03:53:50 PM
It just sounds like the cat is able to change settings with less fuss than you  whistle:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on August 29, 2011, 04:53:11 PM
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What is the American equivalent of a "wanker?"?

It appears that "Barack Obama" is not an acceptable answer  redface:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on August 29, 2011, 05:02:13 PM
http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AtRO6suLdrOAbXxgT0kbsJEgBgx.;_ylv=3?qid=20110829094335AAhp2XB (http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AtRO6suLdrOAbXxgT0kbsJEgBgx.;_ylv=3?qid=20110829094335AAhp2XB)
 redface:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Barman on August 30, 2011, 04:24:37 AM
[url]http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AtRO6suLdrOAbXxgT0kbsJEgBgx.;_ylv=3?qid=20110829094335AAhp2XB[/url] ([url]http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AtRO6suLdrOAbXxgT0kbsJEgBgx.;_ylv=3?qid=20110829094335AAhp2XB[/url])
 redface:


 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on August 30, 2011, 07:51:50 AM
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How long can you wait after you get married to have a wedding?
whacky115
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on August 30, 2011, 11:51:47 AM
Bertie has been licking my keyboard for some reason and now the VP is like a teeny weeny thing  noooo:

Full of teeny weeny people?
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on August 30, 2011, 04:15:29 PM
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How do you use a urinal (through your fly or over your pants?)?
eeek:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on August 31, 2011, 07:32:00 AM
http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AtRO6suLdrOAbXxgT0kbsJEgBgx.;_ylv=3?qid=20110830093218AAQk5Fl (http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AtRO6suLdrOAbXxgT0kbsJEgBgx.;_ylv=3?qid=20110830093218AAQk5Fl)
 eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Barman on August 31, 2011, 05:43:41 PM
[url]http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AtRO6suLdrOAbXxgT0kbsJEgBgx.;_ylv=3?qid=20110830093218AAQk5Fl[/url] ([url]http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AtRO6suLdrOAbXxgT0kbsJEgBgx.;_ylv=3?qid=20110830093218AAQk5Fl[/url])
 eveilgrin:


happy001
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: apc2010 on September 02, 2011, 06:35:28 PM
on a forum

"BBC news child sex abuse convictions up 60% in six years, perhaps some of our liberal minded posters can give a solution to this"

to get banned you have to say

"At least the 5 and 7 year olds are happy"
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Barman on September 03, 2011, 05:52:47 AM
on a forum

"BBC news child sex abuse convictions up 60% in six years, perhaps some of our liberal minded posters can give a solution to this"

to get banned you have to say

"At least the 5 and 7 year olds are happy"

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on September 04, 2011, 07:39:05 AM
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How to have a Shakespeare inspired wedding?
I'm not getting married, just a teenager planning her future wedding :) I absolutely love Shakespeare and want some elements in my wedding to reflect that, but tackily so. The overall theme would be romantic, fairy-tale garden wedding, sort of "A Midsummer Night's Dream"-esque.

The only idea I've had is to write sonnets in gold calligraphy on old fashioned paper displayed on each table.

It seems that, "A Romeo and Juliet wedding would be a good idea. The bride and groom's families could have a huge swordfight and kill each other" is not an acceptable answer  redface:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on September 04, 2011, 08:02:53 AM
Maybe you could suggest that she takes an overdose. angel1
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on September 04, 2011, 06:59:54 PM
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What are some some beaches that i could see the sunrise or saty all night? ?
I'm trying to be romantic for my girlfriend because she is leaving please help give me some suggestions ?
I live in Oregon
Banghead Banghead Banghead
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 05, 2011, 09:09:08 PM
Bertie has been licking my keyboard for some reason and now the VP is like a teeny weeny thing  noooo:

Lick him off keyboard cat  whistle:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on September 06, 2011, 06:25:54 PM
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20110906085740AAGCSDC (http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20110906085740AAGCSDC)
 noooo:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Pastis on September 06, 2011, 06:56:20 PM
Dirndl surely  whistle:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.hickerphoto.com%2Fdata%2Fmedia%2F181%2Fbavarian-dirndl_9780.jpg&hash=c0c79a133445075c526e3552bbb46162)
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on September 06, 2011, 07:02:12 PM
Wenchy?  eeek:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on September 07, 2011, 09:48:29 PM
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What is the specific place that Greek Mythology originated? My first guess is Greece but I don't know for sure?
Banghead
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Barman on September 08, 2011, 04:03:28 AM
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What is the specific place that Greek Mythology originated? My first guess is Greece but I don't know for sure?
Banghead

happy001
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Just One More on September 08, 2011, 05:33:42 AM
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What is the specific place that Greek Mythology originated? My first guess is Greece but I don't know for sure?

 Banghead



(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs1.postimage.org%2F17b9d8qkk%2Fgrease.jpg&hash=77c90f66fc088faee2339b89653eb067) (http://postimage.org/image/17b9d8qkk/)
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on September 08, 2011, 07:01:30 AM
Quote
Is it possible for airline passengers to switch airplanes without the planes having to land?
rubschin:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on September 08, 2011, 09:41:11 PM
http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AhvcxqdYhzvkbetPsX_NQskgBgx.;_ylv=3?qid=20110908143134AADP4es (http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AhvcxqdYhzvkbetPsX_NQskgBgx.;_ylv=3?qid=20110908143134AADP4es)
 redface:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: apc2010 on September 08, 2011, 09:49:55 PM
[url]http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AhvcxqdYhzvkbetPsX_NQskgBgx.;_ylv=3?qid=20110908143134AADP4es[/url] ([url]http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AhvcxqdYhzvkbetPsX_NQskgBgx.;_ylv=3?qid=20110908143134AADP4es[/url])
 redface:



 :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Barman on September 09, 2011, 04:06:19 AM
[url]http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AhvcxqdYhzvkbetPsX_NQskgBgx.;_ylv=3?qid=20110908143134AADP4es[/url] ([url]http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AhvcxqdYhzvkbetPsX_NQskgBgx.;_ylv=3?qid=20110908143134AADP4es[/url])
 redface:


 eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on September 13, 2011, 02:21:10 PM
Quote
Are there restaurants in Vienna, Austria?

It seems that, "No, people cook over open fires on the pavement" is not an acceptable answer  redface:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on September 13, 2011, 03:34:11 PM
Penis size inherited from maternal side of family or father side?
 rubschin:

Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Barman on September 13, 2011, 03:52:40 PM
Penis size inherited from maternal side of family or father side?
 rubschin:

Do you have a problem you wish to discuss...?  point:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on September 13, 2011, 03:54:09 PM
Not with you, Mr Tichy
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Barman on September 13, 2011, 03:54:58 PM
Not with you, Mr Tichy

You said you wouldn't tell...  evil:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on September 14, 2011, 07:01:33 AM
Planning a holiday using YA


Quote
New Zealand 2 Week Itinerary - Help!?
We're a family of 8 adults traveling to New Zealand for the first time, and need a detailed itinerary. Please check out the following notes carefully before proceeding to answer this question:

1. Open this Google docs spreadsheet:

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheet/ccc?key=0AhvIDvOJb9DedDR0c3NMMTNkUEYtRDBtS0JuQm9TeFE&hl=en_US

2. Our self-drive ROUTE and HOTELS have already been booked. We CANNOT change that! We're looking for activities we can do, places we can eat at, and hidden gems of New Zealand that we can find on our route.

3. We are all vegetarians. No meat, no fish.

4. Our group has a two elderly people 65+.

5. We can't do any physically intensive activities such as rock-climbing or surfing or hiking for longer than 3 hours. However, activities like bungee, driving, swimming, kayaking, rafting and skydiving are fine with us.

Now for some more details on what we want:

We are not looking for the usual tourist attractions, we can already find that in Wikitravel / Wikipedia and TripAdvisor. However, if a tourist attraction is truly awesome, please mention that!

What we are looking for is little places that we can enjoy during our long car journeys. For instance, awesome places to have ice-cream or waffles or desserts, restaurants that serve vegetarian food, etc., scenery that we can enjoy, and places that are not usually found on travel sites.

We don't wish to visit any museums at all. Not wine fans either but an interesting vineyard where we can learn the process of wine-making wouldn't be bad.

Please make a detailed itinerary along with the approximate time each activity will take and the time we'll take to go to places by car. We've already booked cars.

Things that we would love to do:

1. Visit a farm for a few hours and have lunch there and perhaps ride on horses. Basically just enjoy a typical farm where the hosts are good.

2. Do a cruise in Milford Sound (or if there is a better option in another place we are visiting). Please give full details about this cruise.

3. Go from Wellington to Picton via Ferry. Please recommend which ferry to use (Interislander or BlueBridge), how much it will cost if we take 2 cars on it, and if we can get any discounts.

Please provide details of all activities we can do at ALL the places in our route. For example, in your answer you can format it this way:

AUCKLAND DAY 1:

Start your day by having breakfast at ABC. Then go for this tour called XYZ, it's touristy but definitely worth it! The cost will be $XXXXX. You can then go to QWE for some amazing views (skip the SkyTower, it's not worth it) - then have ice-cream at UIO. For lunch check out BNM or JKL and for dinner ASD is awesome. Some other activities you can do today are as follows:

XXXXXX (Cost)
XXXXXX (Cost)
XXXXXX (Cost)

Please make the above chart / plan for all the days and all the places that we are visiting.

Remember, we have our cars, so it will be easy for us to drive to places nearby.

THANK YOU and hope you can make this trip unforgettable for all of us!
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Barman on September 14, 2011, 07:14:47 AM
 noooo:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 14, 2011, 07:24:52 AM
Feckin cheek .... noooo:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on September 14, 2011, 07:42:41 AM
Unbelievable, I think we need a link Nick, I think we should be able to let them know what we think.
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on September 14, 2011, 07:48:19 AM
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AhvcxqdYhzvkbetPsX_NQsnsy6IX;_ylv=3?qid=20110913235503AA4df0C (http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AhvcxqdYhzvkbetPsX_NQsnsy6IX;_ylv=3?qid=20110913235503AA4df0C)
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Snoopy on September 14, 2011, 08:44:51 AM
People like that couldn't find their own arse without a map  cussing:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on September 14, 2011, 09:32:32 AM
Oh Miss C  noooo:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on September 14, 2011, 10:52:01 AM
I was only trying to be helpful like. angel1
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Just One More on September 14, 2011, 08:32:17 PM
Ladies ....  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on September 16, 2011, 07:42:11 AM
Quote
I am planning to tour at UK?
Please suggest me few good places, cities to visit in UK. Specially in Croatia. I also want accommodations so please suggest me for that too.
Banghead
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Snoopy on September 16, 2011, 07:47:51 AM
Suggest Peterborough  whistle:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on September 19, 2011, 09:02:44 AM
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ANY INFORMATION on British Railways in the 17th century please?
::)
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 19, 2011, 10:13:36 AM
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ANY INFORMATION on British Railways in the 17th century please?
::)

They were running late even then.
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on September 23, 2011, 02:37:15 PM
Quote
Why did germany bomb pearl habour in the civil war?
doh:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Snoopy on September 23, 2011, 02:41:20 PM
Worrying innit  ::)
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Pastis on September 23, 2011, 04:51:48 PM
Quote
Why did germany bomb pearl habour in the civil war?
doh:

That has to be one of my favourites. To get so much, so wrong, in so few words.  lol:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on September 24, 2011, 08:11:29 AM
Quote
Why flying on toilet when grabbing ankles?
Sitting on toilet and grab both ankles pull to hips and fly on toilet. Why?
confused2:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Snoopy on September 24, 2011, 08:39:27 AM
Quote
Why flying on toilet when grabbing ankles?
Sitting on toilet and grab both ankles pull to hips and fly on toilet. Why?
confused2:


It's so that as you crash you can kiss your arse goodbye.
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on September 27, 2011, 09:47:55 AM
Quote
Litter box in my dorm room so i don't have to use the stinky bathroom?
my floor's bathrom stinks. should i buy a litter box like the one for cats that i can poop in? i'd keep it under my bed and they don't smell because of the scent cristals. i just need to tell my roommate
eeek:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Barman on September 27, 2011, 10:25:45 AM
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Litter box in my dorm room so i don't have to use the stinky bathroom?
my floor's bathrom stinks. should i buy a litter box like the one for cats that i can poop in? i'd keep it under my bed and they don't smell because of the scent cristals. i just need to tell my roommate
eeek:

Eeewwwww!  sick2:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 27, 2011, 07:24:38 PM
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i just need to tell my roommate
I bet you won't need to tell them.  noooo:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Barman on September 28, 2011, 05:30:40 AM
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i just need to tell my roommate
I bet you won't need to tell them.  noooo:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on September 28, 2011, 12:11:47 PM
Quote
What does "asinine" mean?
ive been called "asinine" but i dunno what it means
noooo:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Barman on September 28, 2011, 03:56:19 PM
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What does "asinine" mean?
ive been called "asinine" but i dunno what it means
noooo:

happy001
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Just One More on September 28, 2011, 05:21:10 PM
Quote
What does "asinine" mean?
ive been called "asinine" but i dunno what it means
noooo:

It's the answer to "what's four plus five" in Italian  redface:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Pastis on September 28, 2011, 05:22:51 PM
 drumroll:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on September 28, 2011, 06:46:49 PM
Quote
Is duck tape really made with ducks?
12 minutes ago - 4 days left to answer. Report Abuse
Additional Details
NO! it's not Duct tape. Answer my question!
Banghead
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 28, 2011, 08:28:11 PM
Quote
Is duck tape really made with ducks?
12 minutes ago - 4 days left to answer. Report Abuse
Additional Details
NO! it's not Duct tape. Answer my question!
Banghead
Tell him it is made by ducks.
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on October 01, 2011, 07:42:01 AM
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20110924133623AAxeevt (http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20110924133623AAxeevt)  cloud9:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Barman on October 01, 2011, 08:11:13 AM
[url]http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20110924133623AAxeevt[/url] ([url]http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20110924133623AAxeevt[/url])  cloud9:


 :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: bodiam on October 01, 2011, 08:19:10 AM
[url]http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20110924133623AAxeevt[/url] ([url]http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20110924133623AAxeevt[/url])  cloud9:
noooo:  scared2:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on October 03, 2011, 09:31:09 AM
Quote
Any drinks from Starbucks that are okay for dogs to drink?
My mum and I are planning to go to Starbucks for a big meetup with friends, but she's insisting we bring the family dog, and get it some sort of drink as well (since it will be outside).

Is there a drink that would be okay for our dog to drink, maybe some sort of tea?
confused2:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Barman on October 03, 2011, 09:57:23 AM
Quote
Any drinks from Starbucks that are okay for dogs to drink?
My mum and I are planning to go to Starbucks for a big meetup with friends, but she's insisting we bring the family dog, and get it some sort of drink as well (since it will be outside).

Is there a drink that would be okay for our dog to drink, maybe some sort of tea?
confused2:

 noooo:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Snoopy on October 03, 2011, 10:38:12 AM
WATER!  Banghead
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 03, 2011, 10:58:40 AM
WATER!  Banghead

Can you buy that in Starbucks?
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Snoopy on October 03, 2011, 11:05:17 AM
Oh yes ..... In dinky little bottles that cost a fortune.
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on October 03, 2011, 11:42:34 AM
Quote
Why do my turtle always pee on me?
My turtle is a boy.
I love put him on my lap while I am watching TV.
You know what?
He always pee on my lap.
eeek:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on October 03, 2011, 11:44:13 AM
Quote
Can male cats be raped?
i was wondering if males cats rape other male cats.
my little guy got out & i know we have larger males in the neighborhood, and he seems more clinging and skiddish than normal. and his rear looks bruised.
eeek:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on October 05, 2011, 04:43:55 PM
Quote
What is the Capital City of Africa?
Banghead
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on October 05, 2011, 06:49:28 PM
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How do I know if I'm a virgin or not?
rubschin:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on October 06, 2011, 01:43:20 PM
Quote
Is Dominican Republic The Same Thing As Somalia?
researching on the internet I came under the impression that Dominican Republic is the same thing as Somalia. But when I look at videos of Somalia the people are Muslim and when I look at videos of Dominican Republic they are NOT Muslim. So I am confused.
noooo:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on October 11, 2011, 07:52:04 AM
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How old would I be in the UK?
If im 25 in america, am i 25 in the UK? just wonderin
rubschin:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Snoopy on October 11, 2011, 08:18:27 AM
If ignorance is bliss then these Americans must truly be a happy people.
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on October 11, 2011, 03:24:12 PM
Quote
What is your favorite method of execution?
Mine's the Blood Eagle.

It's a method of Viking execution in which the victim was cut down the spine, thus allowing the ribs to be pried apart from the back, creating the illusion of an eagles wings. The lungs would then be forcefully pulled out through the back, thus killing the victim.
What made it so excellent was that it wasn't only a form of execution, but a form of torture and art as well!

[url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blood_eagle[/url] ([url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blood_eagle[/url])

 scared2:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on October 15, 2011, 10:38:12 AM
Quote
Is Canada in the USA?
So I was having a debate with my friend, and we can't decide if its in the US or in Europe or whatever. Please help
Banghead
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on October 22, 2011, 01:22:16 PM
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Do you think animals that have become extinct should be returned to the wild?
rubschin:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Barman on October 22, 2011, 01:28:27 PM
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Do you think animals that have become extinct should be returned to the wild?
rubschin:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on October 22, 2011, 02:18:11 PM
Quote
What is innovative or unique about famous landmark, St Pauls cathedral?
.


A wumman replies suggesting Google or a library. He responds








Quote
Can someone who isn't menstruating give a direct answer? thanks
happy001

Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Barman on October 22, 2011, 02:24:46 PM
 noooo: it is a different werld...  noooo:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on October 24, 2011, 08:39:54 AM
Quote
Dogs bottoms how come they do not?
have to wipe their bottoms? Would you like to have a dogs bottom? They truely have the Rolls Royce of bums, no wiping needed. Think of the money you would save on toilet paper over the years.
rubschin:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 24, 2011, 08:53:56 AM
Quote
Dogs bottoms how come they do not?
have to wipe their bottoms? Would you like to have a dogs bottom? They truely have the Rolls Royce of bums, no wiping needed. Think of the money you would save on toilet paper over the years.

 rubschin:


It's the grass stains that are the problem, not the paper.

http://youtu.be/gFvkr6GBWLw (http://youtu.be/gFvkr6GBWLw)
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on October 26, 2011, 08:41:27 AM
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Is it strange to want your horse at your wedding?
Im not currently engaged or with any wedding plans but I was thinking if I did get married I would like my loan horse to be there. Its probably not the done thing over here in the UK, and Im not fussed on horses pulling carriages etc.
My loan horse is a big part of my life, I go to him after work and we share silences. I take care of his needs, then I hop on board and he takes me away from all my stresses. If Im happy or Im down, he is always there and a good listener. We do have our off days like any relationship but is it strange to want him there?
whacky115
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 26, 2011, 08:43:17 AM
Are you reading in the freaks and nutters section ?  noooo:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 26, 2011, 09:33:06 AM
Are you reading in the freaks and nutters section ?  noooo:

I thought that was the only section?
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on October 26, 2011, 11:50:49 AM
At least give us the link so  that we can help the poor girl....
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on October 26, 2011, 11:53:41 AM
http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Alh2WZOt6Q_2K5wvNF84FqcET31G;_ylv=3?qid=20111025111448AAvCVUq (http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Alh2WZOt6Q_2K5wvNF84FqcET31G;_ylv=3?qid=20111025111448AAvCVUq) whistle:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Barman on October 26, 2011, 12:00:00 PM
[url]http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Alh2WZOt6Q_2K5wvNF84FqcET31G;_ylv=3?qid=20111025111448AAvCVUq[/url] ([url]http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Alh2WZOt6Q_2K5wvNF84FqcET31G;_ylv=3?qid=20111025111448AAvCVUq[/url]) whistle:


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You could serve it up for the wedding breakfast!
  whistle:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on October 26, 2011, 12:45:02 PM
 Spank2:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Barman on October 26, 2011, 12:52:36 PM
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi96.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fl194%2Fmarkfrank19%2Fpotkettle.png&hash=323a48f5e8ca9a5f5b0823dc845c7d8e)
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Barman on October 26, 2011, 01:18:22 PM
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You could have his head in your bed on your wedding night just like in the film 'The Godfather' that would be really cool.

 happ096
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on October 26, 2011, 01:19:46 PM
 Spank2:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on October 26, 2011, 01:36:50 PM
Bigjerre is tired of atheists (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6472gGZSztY#)

Not Yahoo I know but hells bells. happy001 happy001
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Barman on October 26, 2011, 05:40:50 PM
Quote from: Wenchy
How to make a room look Christmasy?
I've got lights up around my tv and a red fluffy throw over my bed and a tree with lights and tinsel and all that and Christmas music playing.
What homemade things can I make to make my room look more chritmasy?
I know it's too early I'm just prepering I LOVE Christmas so I do things early.

 ::)
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on October 26, 2011, 05:56:48 PM

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs3.postimage.org%2Fft41e7227%2F302938_294403257254490_284196511608498_1136420_1117868417_n.jpg&hash=49fb32f41eb224415b19c123bd313e55) (http://postimage.org/image/ft41e7227/)
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Barman on October 26, 2011, 06:01:04 PM
 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on October 27, 2011, 08:15:03 AM
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How long does it take to travel from lancaster to leicester? by tube?
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Barman on October 27, 2011, 11:40:09 AM
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Why do gingers have restricted movement?
I'm ginger and I'm 17. I'm 18 in a months time and my mate said gingers can't go into pubs or large cities? I also want to join the army as an officer but apparently they don't accept gingers, so I'm going to have to move to my second best option and play football for Manchester utd. But my mate said gingers can't go into Manchester or london and I'll get arrested. Also I was thinking, prince harry is Ginger- should I call the police to arrest him as his house is in London?


happy001
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: apc2010 on October 27, 2011, 11:44:35 AM
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Why do gingers have restricted movement?
I'm ginger and I'm 17. I'm 18 in a months time and my mate said gingers can't go into pubs or large cities? I also want to join the army as an officer but apparently they don't accept gingers, so I'm going to have to move to my second best option and play football for Manchester utd. But my mate said gingers can't go into Manchester or london and I'll get arrested. Also I was thinking, prince harry is Ginger- should I call the police to arrest him as his house is in London?


happy001


 ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on October 27, 2011, 11:48:20 AM
It is bovvering him

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Do Gingers have restricted movement in the UK?
I'm Ginger and I want to play football for manchester utd. My mate told me you can't go into Manchester if you have Ginger hair. I was worried because when I play football for manchester utd will I get arrested for being in Manchester? Should I shave my hair off so no one knows I'm Ginger? Also can I play for england because I'm Ginger? And when I go to play teams like france do I have to apply for a special passport for being Ginger? And how much extra tax do you have to pay?
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Barman on October 27, 2011, 12:03:45 PM
It is bovvering him

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Do Gingers have restricted movement in the UK?
I'm Ginger and I want to play football for manchester utd. My mate told me you can't go into Manchester if you have Ginger hair. I was worried because when I play football for manchester utd will I get arrested for being in Manchester? Should I shave my hair off so no one knows I'm Ginger? Also can I play for england because I'm Ginger? And when I go to play teams like france do I have to apply for a special passport for being Ginger? And how much extra tax do you have to pay?

I didn't know you played the beautiful game Nick!  point:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on October 27, 2011, 12:05:40 PM
 sleep017
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Barman on October 27, 2011, 12:08:18 PM
sleep017

We can add it to your list of hobbies!  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on October 27, 2011, 12:12:53 PM
At least I don't paint  whistle:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Barman on October 27, 2011, 05:42:46 PM
Quote
Hey, Cyprus, look what you got!

Congratulations, you've got a best answer and 10 extra points!

Your answer to the following question really hit the spot and has been chosen as the best answer:

Tutor gave me a massage....weird? ([url]http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20111027044545AAWhlWm[/url])


 cloud9:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Snoopy on October 27, 2011, 06:09:52 PM
Oh Fvck! You mean we are supposed to give proper answers and not ones that take the piss?  eeek:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on October 27, 2011, 06:11:40 PM
BM has too much time on his hands noooo:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Barman on October 27, 2011, 06:12:04 PM
Oh Fvck! You mean we are supposed to give proper answers and not ones that take the piss?  eeek:

I've been werking on my points like....  redface:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on October 27, 2011, 06:13:01 PM
I am banned  noooo:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Barman on October 27, 2011, 06:15:20 PM
I am banned  noooo:

 point:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Snoopy on October 27, 2011, 06:15:27 PM
I use an alias or two  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Barman on October 27, 2011, 06:21:02 PM
I use an alias or two  eveilgrin:

Nick? happy001
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 27, 2011, 06:32:25 PM
It is bovvering him

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Do Gingers have restricted movement in the UK?
I'm Ginger and I want to play football for manchester utd. My mate told me you can't go into Manchester if you have Ginger hair. I was worried because when I play football for manchester utd will I get arrested for being in Manchester? Should I shave my hair off so no one knows I'm Ginger? Also can I play for england because I'm Ginger? And when I go to play teams like france do I have to apply for a special passport for being Ginger? And how much extra tax do you have to pay?

I didn't know you played the beautiful game Nick!  point:

Berkham?  whistle:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Barman on October 28, 2011, 06:17:10 AM
Quote
Hey, Cyprus, look what you got!

Congratulations, you've got a best answer and 10 extra points!

Your answer to the following question really hit the spot and has been chosen as the best answer:

if we went to war with france over the euro crisis? ([url]http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20111027072639AAWJyAa[/url])


Another one....  cloud9:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 28, 2011, 06:28:02 AM
You're hooked now aren't ya ?  noooo:

What do points make then ?
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Barman on October 28, 2011, 06:30:17 AM
You're hooked now aren't ya ?  noooo:

What do points make then ?

Prizes!  lol:

No...  redface:

Once you get 250 points you move to Level 2 and can do other stuff....
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Just One More on October 28, 2011, 06:30:35 AM
You're hooked now aren't ya ?  noooo:

What do points make then ?

He's gotta beat you at summat  point:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Barman on October 28, 2011, 06:31:37 AM
You're hooked now aren't ya ?  noooo:

What do points make then ?

He's gotta beat you at summat  point:

happy001
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 28, 2011, 06:41:33 AM
'Other stuff' like what ?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Snoopy on October 28, 2011, 06:55:26 AM
You're hooked now aren't ya ?  noooo:

What do points make then ?

Prizes!  lol:

No...  redface:

Once you get 250 points you move to Level 2 and can do other stuff....


I've been level 2 for ages  ::)

370 points last time I bothered to look. whistle:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Just One More on October 28, 2011, 07:39:49 AM
'Other stuff' like what ?  rubschin:

Vajazzeled Bejazzled or whatever it was called like
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Snoopy on October 28, 2011, 07:41:50 AM
'Other stuff' like what ?  rubschin:

None that I have ever found ..... oh and I just checked 420  points  whistle:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 28, 2011, 10:08:11 AM
I can't see the point.
If I wanted to read drivel written by an idiot, why would I go there?
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Snoopy on October 28, 2011, 10:19:11 AM
I can't see the point.
If I wanted to read drivel written by an idiot, why would I go there?

 rubschin:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Barman on October 28, 2011, 11:17:27 AM
I can't see the point.
If I wanted to read drivel written by an idiot, why would I go there?

Because Nick isn't always here...  ::)
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 28, 2011, 12:59:46 PM
I can't see the point.
If I wanted to read drivel written by an idiot, why would I go there?

Because Nick isn't always here...  ::)
Valid point, well made.  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on October 28, 2011, 01:02:43 PM
 sad32:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Barman on October 29, 2011, 05:23:26 AM
Another one!  eeek:

Quote
Hey, Cyprus, look what you got!

Congratulations, you've got a best answer and 10 extra points!

Your answer to the following question really hit the spot and has been chosen as the best answer:

The traditional family is outdated and misogynistic - Should the EU ban it? ([url]http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20111027051554AAOLVM2[/url])


I am now on Level 2...  cloud9:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Barman on October 30, 2011, 06:24:00 AM
Quote
Every1 always tlkin bowt humanz but what is human? is it like food or sumtin?

 noooo:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Just One More on October 30, 2011, 07:52:55 AM
I'm not bothered about points or levels. Tell him/her it's made with chickpeas
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 30, 2011, 07:55:37 AM
Just shows BM is prepared to be nice to people for points  rubschin:

Maybe we should create some kind of reward system here  happy001
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Just One More on October 30, 2011, 07:57:26 AM
How long before he gets up to zero  rubschin:

We could have a sweepstake like
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Barman on October 30, 2011, 08:01:07 AM
Re-introduce smoting you say...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 30, 2011, 08:02:15 AM
With levels, additional powers and super dooper kudos ...you wouldn't want that though  whistle:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Barman on October 30, 2011, 08:03:05 AM
With levels, additional powers and super dooper kudos ...you wouldn't want that though  whistle:

It doesn't sound like I'd get it....  evil:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on October 30, 2011, 01:20:14 PM
Quote
In Canada, is it legal or illegal to have consensual relationship with a horse?
In the US, for whatever reason, this physical activity is surprisingly not legal. I do not understand why though, if the relationship is fully consensual (the horse doesn't kick the person)...
eeek:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Barman on October 30, 2011, 01:21:43 PM
 eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Snoopy on October 30, 2011, 01:21:50 PM
There's not much going on in Canada. Most boring people on earth>>>>> like Belgium but colder.
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on October 30, 2011, 06:51:32 PM
http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AjJn_LKinV2qFrI0jMUp3yBTUH1G;_ylv=3?qid=20111030112456AA3rQbv (http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AjJn_LKinV2qFrI0jMUp3yBTUH1G;_ylv=3?qid=20111030112456AA3rQbv)
 Popcorn: Popcorn: Popcorn:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Barman on October 30, 2011, 06:53:18 PM
 noooo:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on October 30, 2011, 06:55:07 PM
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I wonder if the ship is docked, and we are making love, will it rock like my camper does?
eeek:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on October 31, 2011, 01:29:28 PM
Quote
European height system?
what is "1 meter and 53 centimeters" or "1.53­­" in American height?
rubschin:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on October 31, 2011, 01:42:45 PM
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European height system?
what is "1 meter and 53 centimeters" or "1.53­­" in American height?
rubschin:

Umm we need a link I think as I am pretty sure that the answer is....14st 4lbs or 90.7kg
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Barman on October 31, 2011, 01:43:50 PM
Quote
European height system?
what is "1 meter and 53 centimeters" or "1.53­­" in American height?
rubschin:

Umm we need a link I think as I am pretty sure that the answer is....14st 4lbs or 90.7kg

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on October 31, 2011, 01:44:37 PM
http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AnRywHSYXOSNfHoJpcu5IBVTUH1G;_ylv=3?qid=20111031062448AAdgOFf (http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AnRywHSYXOSNfHoJpcu5IBVTUH1G;_ylv=3?qid=20111031062448AAdgOFf) whistle:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Barman on October 31, 2011, 01:45:21 PM
 whistle:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on October 31, 2011, 01:47:09 PM
Oh BM noooo:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Barman on October 31, 2011, 01:50:34 PM
Oh BM noooo:

 redface:

I stoled it...  redface:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on October 31, 2011, 02:29:21 PM
Go on off you go, you know where the naughty step is.....
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Barman on October 31, 2011, 02:29:43 PM
Go on off you go, you know where the naughty step is.....

 sad32:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on October 31, 2011, 06:26:31 PM
Quote
If Denny's is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?
rubschin:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Barman on October 31, 2011, 06:36:46 PM
Quote
If Denny's is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?
rubschin:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Pastis on October 31, 2011, 06:57:48 PM
[url]http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AnRywHSYXOSNfHoJpcu5IBVTUH1G;_ylv=3?qid=20111031062448AAdgOFf[/url] ([url]http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AnRywHSYXOSNfHoJpcu5IBVTUH1G;_ylv=3?qid=20111031062448AAdgOFf[/url]) whistle:


Quote
A meter is for measuring water, gas, electricity.
Do you mean a metre?


 :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on October 31, 2011, 07:01:35 PM
What have I started?  noooo:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Barman on October 31, 2011, 07:02:48 PM
What have I started?  noooo:

And now you are banned!  point:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on October 31, 2011, 07:03:34 PM
 sad24:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Barman on October 31, 2011, 07:05:33 PM
Quote
What would you do in this hypothetical scenario?
You have been captured and are being held in a closed room. Your sister has been stripped of her clothes and is tied down to the floor. Three men are there, and they tell you to rape her. If you don't, then they will. What would you do?
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on October 31, 2011, 07:06:45 PM
Try to get between them?  Gayer:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Barman on October 31, 2011, 07:07:22 PM
Try to get between them?  Gayer:


http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20111031115403AAiTES8 (http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20111031115403AAiTES8)
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: apc2010 on October 31, 2011, 07:10:14 PM
Try to get between them?  Gayer:


[url]http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20111031115403AAiTES8[/url] ([url]http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20111031115403AAiTES8[/url])


 ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on October 31, 2011, 07:10:39 PM
 Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Barman on October 31, 2011, 07:12:46 PM
Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2:

Wha? Shrugs:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Snoopy on October 31, 2011, 07:54:43 PM
[url]http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AnRywHSYXOSNfHoJpcu5IBVTUH1G;_ylv=3?qid=20111031062448AAdgOFf[/url] ([url]http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AnRywHSYXOSNfHoJpcu5IBVTUH1G;_ylv=3?qid=20111031062448AAdgOFf[/url]) whistle:


Quote
A meter is for measuring water, gas, electricity.
Do you mean a metre?


 :thumbsup:


So glad you liked that answer ........ whoops I seem to have given away one of my aliases  redface:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Barman on October 31, 2011, 07:56:37 PM
[url]http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AnRywHSYXOSNfHoJpcu5IBVTUH1G;_ylv=3?qid=20111031062448AAdgOFf[/url] ([url]http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AnRywHSYXOSNfHoJpcu5IBVTUH1G;_ylv=3?qid=20111031062448AAdgOFf[/url]) whistle:


Quote
A meter is for measuring water, gas, electricity.
Do you mean a metre?


 :thumbsup:


So glad you liked that answer ........ whoops I seem to have given away one of my aliases  redface:


Captain Swing! Gayer:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Snoopy on October 31, 2011, 07:58:05 PM
[url]http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AnRywHSYXOSNfHoJpcu5IBVTUH1G;_ylv=3?qid=20111031062448AAdgOFf[/url] ([url]http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AnRywHSYXOSNfHoJpcu5IBVTUH1G;_ylv=3?qid=20111031062448AAdgOFf[/url]) whistle:


Quote
A meter is for measuring water, gas, electricity.
Do you mean a metre?


 :thumbsup:


So glad you liked that answer ........ whoops I seem to have given away one of my aliases  redface:


Captain Swing! Gayer:



Google it you bufoon..... Christ does nobody here know any history.  evil:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Barman on October 31, 2011, 08:00:38 PM
[url]http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AnRywHSYXOSNfHoJpcu5IBVTUH1G;_ylv=3?qid=20111031062448AAdgOFf[/url] ([url]http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AnRywHSYXOSNfHoJpcu5IBVTUH1G;_ylv=3?qid=20111031062448AAdgOFf[/url]) whistle:


Quote
A meter is for measuring water, gas, electricity.
Do you mean a metre?


 :thumbsup:


So glad you liked that answer ........ whoops I seem to have given away one of my aliases  redface:


Captain Swing! Gayer:



Google it you bufoon..... Christ does nobody here know any history.  evil:


Quote
Captain Swing was the name appended to some of the threatening letters during the rural English Swing Riots of 1830, when labourers rioted over the introduction of new threshing machines and the loss of their livelihoods.


Thrashing! Gayer:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on October 31, 2011, 08:00:43 PM
 angel1
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Snoopy on October 31, 2011, 08:05:15 PM
One of my ancestors was imprisoned for taking part in those riots.
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on October 31, 2011, 08:08:50 PM
Quote
What is the relevance of the Puff the Magic Dragon to the Civil Rights movement of the early 1960s?
rubschin:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on November 01, 2011, 01:41:55 PM
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Hello, I need some advice from people who have used the eurail system and visited some cities in Europe. I have 9 days and here is a sample itinerary. I am flying to Paris because that's where one of my friends is living.

Day1 Paris arrival 8am night train to Madrid
Day 2 Madrid > Salamanca (visiting friends) night
Day 3 Salamanca Am >Madrid> Seville (pm, visiting friends)
Day 4 Seville > Barcelona
Day 5 Barcelona > night train to Switzerland (dont know where yet, looking for sky town that is train accessible, perhaps close to geneva)
Day 6 Switzerland (ski, mt. bike, or skydive depending on the weather and what city we end up in) night train to Brussels.
Day 7 Brussels> London PM
Day 8 London> Paris PM
Day 9 Flight out of Paris
happy002
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Barman on November 02, 2011, 11:25:48 AM
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Should i bring a knife ot school to stab someone?
i cant go to school becuase im planing ot bring a knife to stab Justin and a student named JT with and run away form the cops becase Justin bullies me i want to satb him with a kitchen knife at school

 eeek:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Barman on November 02, 2011, 03:50:41 PM
Quote
I may have lung cancer, Should i get a flu shot?

 eeek:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on November 02, 2011, 03:57:52 PM
Tell it seems to be hardly worth it angel1
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on November 02, 2011, 04:56:41 PM
Quote
Am I a virgin?????????????????
In school today this boy brushed against my body, am i still a virgin?
rubschin:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Pastis on November 02, 2011, 05:32:22 PM
Quote
What is the relevance of the Puff the Magic Dragon to the Civil Rights movement of the early 1960s?
rubschin:

Having lived through the 60's it is largely impossible to comment  razz:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Barman on November 02, 2011, 06:34:47 PM
Tell it seems to be hardly worth it angel1

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on November 03, 2011, 08:40:28 AM
Quote
My cat just spoke to me? Help please',?
Listen, I don't want you saying that this is a load of rubbish. I've locked myself in the bathroom. I was feeding him and then he said the words 'my food not yours'. As you can imagine I jumped and he looked at me and then ate the food. Help mee please bec use it seems like he's on the other side of the door. If I die in here I'm sorry. Help please, I've kept my phone in the bathroom so I can get a Internet signal. But my cat really just talked to me. Help please suggestions?...
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I just found out it was the radio the whole time, their talking about food consumption on the radio, my cats fine, I can't believe I thought I was gonna have to fight back against him :'( sorry guys and thank you
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Post by: Barman on November 03, 2011, 08:48:38 AM
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My cat just spoke to me? Help please',?
Listen, I don't want you saying that this is a load of rubbish. I've locked myself in the bathroom. I was feeding him and then he said the words 'my food not yours'. As you can imagine I jumped and he looked at me and then ate the food. Help mee please bec use it seems like he's on the other side of the door. If I die in here I'm sorry. Help please, I've kept my phone in the bathroom so I can get a Internet signal. But my cat really just talked to me. Help please suggestions?...
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I've just came out of the bathroom and he's not in the house. I'm 15 btw
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I just found out it was the radio the whole time, their talking about food consumption on the radio, my cats fine, I can't believe I thought I was gonna have to fight back against him :'( sorry guys and thank you

Oh Nick... Jim isn't real you know....  noooo:
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Post by: Nick on November 03, 2011, 09:58:10 AM
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Does eamonn holmes own a pie factory?
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Post by: Barman on November 03, 2011, 10:04:02 AM
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Is there a way to bring your textbook into an exam without them knowing?

doh:
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 03, 2011, 10:10:18 AM
Yes ...you revise and then it's in yer head like  whistle:
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Post by: Barman on November 03, 2011, 10:12:32 AM
Yes ...you revise and then it's in yer head like  whistle:

Remarkable close to the first answer!  :thumbsup:

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All you have to do is just read the textbook until all the information is in your head. That way, you can look up the answer in your brain without looking suspicious!

It's brilliant isn't it? It's a special technique I call "Studying".
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Post by: Barman on November 03, 2011, 10:32:06 AM
My answer: -

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No there isn't...

And if your maths and biology knowledge is as poor as your spelling and grammar you may as well not bother turning up to the exam anyway...

Just practice some essential bits of knowledge over and over...

I'd suggest "would you like fries with that?"

His response: -

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but i arledy wrk at in and out burger?

happy001
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Post by: Nick on November 03, 2011, 10:35:02 AM
 happy001
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Post by: Barman on November 04, 2011, 07:12:14 AM
I got top answer!  lol:

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Asker's Rating: *****
This has to be the most well-structured and most proficiently hilarious response I've ever seen. Good stuff man.

 rubschin:
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Post by: Nick on November 04, 2011, 07:40:46 AM
Linky?
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Post by: Barman on November 04, 2011, 07:43:42 AM
Linky?


http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20111103025941AAvB8zy (http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20111103025941AAvB8zy)
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Post by: Nick on November 04, 2011, 07:50:08 AM
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Why does the land of england celebrate guy fox?
im from san francisco & i cant find any history whatsoever on wikipedia about guy fox. our teacher gave us a assignment to do which is based on the history of england and the events that occured on the island many centuries ago. we were asked to pick a specific topic from a list about england and i chose guy fox and how he invented fireworks. needing help on this topic please folk.
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Post by: Darwins Selection on November 04, 2011, 08:40:49 AM
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Why does the land of england celebrate guy fox?
im from san francisco & i cant find any history whatsoever on wikipedia about guy fox. our teacher gave us a assignment to do which is based on the history of england and the events that occured on the island many centuries ago. we were asked to pick a specific topic from a list about england and i chose guy fox and how he invented fireworks. needing help on this topic please folk.
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Guy Fox?

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.spartacus.schoolnet.co.uk%2FSTUfawkes.JPG&hash=a49bfe57f4017ee05eaf0c31abdb169f)


 Who, the Fox hat?
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Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on November 04, 2011, 09:10:54 AM
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Why does the land of england celebrate guy fox?
im from san francisco & i cant find any history whatsoever on wikipedia about guy fox. our teacher gave us a assignment to do which is based on the history of england and the events that occured on the island many centuries ago. we were asked to pick a specific topic from a list about england and i chose guy fox and how he invented fireworks. needing help on this topic please folk.
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Guy Fox?

([url]https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.spartacus.schoolnet.co.uk%2FSTUfawkes.JPG&hash=a49bfe57f4017ee05eaf0c31abdb169f[/url])


 Who, the Fox hat?


 lol: lol: How many years have you waited to be able to do the old 'fox hat' joke Darwin?
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Post by: Snoopy on November 04, 2011, 09:31:46 AM
I trust that by now some kind soul has put this ignorant child out of their misery and at least given them the correct spelling in order that they may Google the subject.

Personally I can't be arsed to search Yahoo Answers to find the question ..... but then I am not a kind soul by any definition.
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Post by: Nick on November 04, 2011, 09:35:33 AM
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How dow do I make my dart frog deadly to humans?
I have a golden dart frog I purchased from an exotic pet store. They have no poison when raised in captivity because they get their poison from their diet they eat in the wild. With that being said I was reading on Wiki and found out that wild ones are the most deadly land animals in the world so I was wondering what I could feed it to give it some poison. I was told at the pet store to never feed one ant's so would that work?
scared2:
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Post by: Darwins Selection on November 04, 2011, 10:28:14 AM
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Why does the land of england celebrate guy fox?
im from san francisco & i cant find any history whatsoever on wikipedia about guy fox. our teacher gave us a assignment to do which is based on the history of england and the events that occured on the island many centuries ago. we were asked to pick a specific topic from a list about england and i chose guy fox and how he invented fireworks. needing help on this topic please folk.
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Guy Fox?

([url]https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.spartacus.schoolnet.co.uk%2FSTUfawkes.JPG&hash=a49bfe57f4017ee05eaf0c31abdb169f[/url])


 Who, the Fox hat?


 lol: lol: How many years have you waited to be able to do the old 'fox hat' joke Darwin?


Opportunities are rare.

Also, as it is a joke much favoured by one DPDance, I try to avoid association.  ;)
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Post by: Snoopy on November 04, 2011, 11:14:00 AM
The question now is ...... should a fake fox fur be described as Faux Fox?  whistle:
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Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on November 04, 2011, 11:25:35 AM
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How dow do I make my dart frog deadly to humans?
I have a golden dart frog I purchased from an exotic pet store. They have no poison when raised in captivity because they get their poison from their diet they eat in the wild. With that being said I was reading on Wiki and found out that wild ones are the most deadly land animals in the world so I was wondering what I could feed it to give it some poison. I was told at the pet store to never feed one ant's so would that work?
scared2:

We need a link paraquat would work as would sticking a hand grenade up it's bottom.

Faux fox sounds about right. I didn't know that Dippy used that joke we could make a VP film.  DP Dances with foxes.  There could be an Oscar in it for someone. rubschin:
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Post by: Snoopy on November 04, 2011, 11:43:08 AM
On the subject of ignorance I'm afraid it is not confined to the USA.

Woodstock was asked, by a student, "Soooooo ... Was Queen Victoria the one wot got her head chopped off then?"

Before Woodstock could recover another student bellowed "No you arse, that was Anne Boleyn"

First student then replied "Oh so Ann Boleyn was her mum then"

Woodstock reports that she felt an urgent need to leave the room before committing a capital crime.


Same student, who clearly has not grasped the concept of history, also asked  "Sooooooo...... If Queen Victoria got Christmas from the Germans does that mean we didn't have Christmas before her then?"

Guffaws around the room and someone else answered "You twat, Christmas has been around since Jesus was born innit and that's like fousands of years ago"


Personally I am in awe of Woodstock's patience ~ I'd have killed someone by now.  eveilgrin:
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Post by: Snoopy on November 04, 2011, 11:47:12 AM
BTW Out of a class of 20 students all studying As level history (which means they must have gained a GCSE at least) only two recognised that Henry VIII was the eighth king to bear the name Henry and had six wives rather than the other way around.
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Post by: Nick on November 04, 2011, 03:08:00 PM
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I really like women showing there ribs to me by sticking their chests out or arching.. Is this wrong?
whacky115
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Post by: Just One More on November 04, 2011, 05:38:07 PM
On the subject of ignorance I'm afraid it is not confined to the USA.......

Same student, who clearly has not grasped the concept of history, also asked  "Sooooooo...... If Queen Victoria got Christmas from the Germans does that mean we didn't have Christmas before her then?"

Guffaws around the room and someone else answered "You twat, Christmas has been around since Jesus was born innit and that's like fousands of years ago"




Of all the episodes that were ever broadcast of "Till Death Do Us Part", Dandy Nicholls line 1m 08s  in is the one I will never forget. Beautiful timing

Jesus was English! (according to Alf Garnett) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LWKy4RHf5tQ#)
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Post by: Nick on November 05, 2011, 09:37:45 AM
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Why is my cat vibrating?
rubschin:
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 05, 2011, 09:41:55 AM
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Why is my cat vibrating?
rubschin:

Is it a B.O.B ?  lol:
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Post by: Nick on November 05, 2011, 06:26:34 PM
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What month is it in the UK?
Well, I live in the US. And, well it's November here...and I was just wondering if other countries around the world shared the same month as us...for example, like is it November in the UK? Yeah, well you might think I'm dumb but how am I supposed to know?
Banghead
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Post by: Nick on November 05, 2011, 08:08:19 PM
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Is Belfast close from hollywood?
just want to know ... is Belfast close or really close or never close from Hollywood?
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Yes Belfast Northern Ireland & Hollywood California
noooo:
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Post by: Nick on November 06, 2011, 10:07:12 AM
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How does the baby know what hole to come out of when they are being born?
rubschin:
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Post by: Barman on November 07, 2011, 10:46:53 AM
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Hey, Cyprus, look what you got!

Congratulations, you've got a best answer and 10 extra points!

Your answer to the following question really hit the spot and has been chosen as the best answer:

What color is the yellow submarine? Blue or yellow? ([url]http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20111029003220AARZDWX[/url])


469 points now like....  whistle:
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Post by: Nick on November 07, 2011, 10:49:54 AM
 doh:
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 07, 2011, 10:53:15 AM
Do you think BM is spending far too much time on Yahoo Answers looking for easy and quick wins to boost his points slush fund ?  rubschin:
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Post by: Barman on November 07, 2011, 10:59:55 AM
Do you think BM is spending far too much time on Yahoo Answers looking for easy and quick wins to boost his points slush fund ?  rubschin:

That was a hard one!  lol:
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Post by: Barman on November 07, 2011, 12:57:58 PM
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Is it normal, to pretend you're an onion when you're alone?

 noooo:
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 07, 2011, 01:07:14 PM
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Is it normal, to pretend you're an onion when you're alone?

 noooo:

Oh yes , that would help to explain the crying like  whistle:



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Post by: apc2010 on November 07, 2011, 01:12:23 PM
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Is it normal, to pretend you're an onion when you're alone?

 noooo:

Only if it is spring........ whistle:
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 07, 2011, 01:14:10 PM
Or when your pickled  whistle:
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Post by: Nick on November 07, 2011, 02:46:36 PM
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Difference between educated and undetected?
whacky115
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Post by: Barman on November 07, 2011, 03:43:27 PM
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Difference between educated and undetected?
whacky115

Some of them are as thick as shit aren't they...?

And how do the ones that post their homework questions on there cope at exam time...? Shrugs:
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 07, 2011, 03:46:16 PM
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Difference between educated and undetected?
whacky115

2 letters  Shrugs:
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Post by: Barman on November 07, 2011, 03:49:21 PM
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Summarize what a photographer does?

 noooo:
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Post by: Nick on November 07, 2011, 03:50:26 PM
How do these people survive? noooo:
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Post by: Barman on November 07, 2011, 03:53:11 PM
How do these people survive? noooo:

I have no idea... you wonder how some of them manage to get out of bed in the morning on their own....  noooo:
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Post by: Nick on November 07, 2011, 03:55:50 PM
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Tell me everything about catapults?
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 07, 2011, 03:56:29 PM
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Summarize what a photographer does?

 noooo:

Generally perv and point  whistle:
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Post by: Nick on November 07, 2011, 03:58:14 PM
 Popcorn:
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Post by: Nick on November 07, 2011, 04:00:45 PM
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Why do we see lightning before we hear the thunder?
Speed of sound is faster than speed of light or Speed of light is faster than speed of sound
Banghead Banghead
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Post by: Barman on November 07, 2011, 04:05:20 PM
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What effect does holding your breath have on breathing?

 noooo:
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Post by: Nick on November 07, 2011, 04:16:33 PM
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How do I contact my deceased Nan?
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Post by: Pastis on November 07, 2011, 04:46:05 PM
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How do I contact my deceased Nan?

Indian Call Centre?     redface:
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Post by: Barman on November 07, 2011, 04:46:20 PM
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Did The Titanic Rise ?

Quote from: Jim
No it sank, that what all the fuss was all about. I think they made a movie out of the story and I am sure somebody was standing on the front of the ship when it went down. Some Swiss Canadian bird was singing in the background but she was going on and on.

 :thumbsup:
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Post by: Nick on November 07, 2011, 04:56:03 PM
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How do I type the number 10 if the keyboard only goes up to the number 9 ?
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Post by: Grumpmeister on November 07, 2011, 05:04:09 PM
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Did The Titanic Rise ?

Quote from: Jim
No it sank, that what all the fuss was all about. I think they made a movie out of the story and I am sure somebody was standing on the front of the ship when it went down. Some Swiss Canadian bird was singing in the background but she was going on and on.

 :thumbsup:

The cat makes more sense than Nick?  eeek:
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Post by: Nick on November 07, 2011, 05:34:34 PM
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Archutecture or what ever you spell it like?
basicly ive considered being an archutect, im ffteen and my mum is saying i have to pick a univeristy so im think for a job i like to be an archutect, im a good drawer an i like building mini models but what else will i have to do???

Well English teecher is not an option noooo:
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Post by: Nick on November 07, 2011, 05:48:33 PM
It's a bumper day today!!


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Bunking of school plan?
Im going to bunk school tomorrow but I don't know if I will get caught. Im bunking because MW3 is coming out in shops tomorrow and its an 18, If I go in school time in my own clothes they will think Im 18 and have less suspision. Heres the plan...

Get dressed in normal uniform.
Put my own clothes in my school bag.
Get to school early.
Phone the school pretending to be my dad and say I'm ill and not coming in.
Get changed in toilets.
Go buy the game.
Go back to school at end of day.
Get changed.
Picked up from mum.
Play game...

I have enough money its just my dad and mum wont buy me it coz i get addicted but i dont -.-

Im doing this plan with a mate so tell me what you think <3 xx


What can possibly go wrong?
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Post by: Barman on November 07, 2011, 06:03:48 PM
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Archutecture or what ever you spell it like?
basicly ive considered being an archutect, im ffteen and my mum is saying i have to pick a univeristy so im think for a job i like to be an archutect, im a good drawer an i like building mini models but what else will i have to do???

Well English teecher is not an option noooo:

Indeed....

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I am not sure wheather to pursue law or piloting. They r all well paying but am still confused?
all require some tough *** commitment n don say do that which u lyk :-) i luvd piloting bt th disadvantages r overwhelming law is also very stressful

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There is huge competition for jobs as pilots - you'll need to spend thousands to get your qualifications and get your hours up before an airline will look at you. Pilots become professional pilots because they love flying - not because it pays well.

On the other hand, I can imagine in the increasingly litigious society that we live in there must be a large demand for lawyers...

However, if your posted question is an indication of your level of spelling and grammar you don't have a chance at either. Have you considered flipping burgers...?
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Post by: Nick on November 08, 2011, 09:07:42 AM
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Where is England, what is the UK, is Scotland a separate island?
I'm soooooooooooooooo confused please help. I am lost, I found Thailand but cannot find England on the map.
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Post by: Snoopy on November 08, 2011, 09:10:02 AM
Sooooooooooo good that we have a "Special Relationship" with these people  ::)
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Post by: Nick on November 08, 2011, 05:28:34 PM
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What's this age diffrence?
What is the age difference between 6/8/95 and 10/8/96? Thanks
Banghead noooo:
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Post by: Nick on November 08, 2011, 07:14:14 PM
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How is Christmas celebrated in Israel?
Banghead
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Post by: Nick on November 09, 2011, 10:45:12 AM
Check the first answer

http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AgG1AnFmUasmY27A3iyDo1dTUH1G;_ylv=3?qid=20111109021858AAmD58n (http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AgG1AnFmUasmY27A3iyDo1dTUH1G;_ylv=3?qid=20111109021858AAmD58n)
 noooo: noooo:
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Post by: Barman on November 09, 2011, 10:51:00 AM
Check the first answer

[url]http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AgG1AnFmUasmY27A3iyDo1dTUH1G;_ylv=3?qid=20111109021858AAmD58n[/url] ([url]http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AgG1AnFmUasmY27A3iyDo1dTUH1G;_ylv=3?qid=20111109021858AAmD58n[/url])
 noooo: noooo:

 
He prolly got all his homework answered on there!  noooo:
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Post by: Nick on November 09, 2011, 02:27:18 PM
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Who was king of America in 1910?
Need an answer fast!!!!
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Post by: Nick on November 10, 2011, 02:10:04 PM
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Who was the first dog to go to the moon?
Banghead
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Post by: Snoopy on November 10, 2011, 02:24:46 PM
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Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on November 10, 2011, 03:33:26 PM
HMS Beagle?
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Post by: Nick on November 10, 2011, 03:39:10 PM
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What are some perils of wearing yellow underwear?
asking for a friend

 whacky115

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Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on November 10, 2011, 03:56:06 PM
People mistake you for a bowl of custard?
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Post by: Nick on November 11, 2011, 01:40:23 PM
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Car has been in garage going on the 6 week is this standard?

In some parts of Cyprus several years is the norm.

 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001
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Post by: Barman on November 11, 2011, 01:43:42 PM
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Car has been in garage going on the 6 week is this standard?

In some parts of Cyprus several years is the norm.

 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001

 evil:
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Post by: Nick on November 11, 2011, 01:44:52 PM
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Why dont chickens have nipples?
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Post by: Nick on November 11, 2011, 06:07:40 PM
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Im a 13 year old girl and hate my arms?
rubschin:
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Post by: Barman on November 11, 2011, 06:10:35 PM
Don't you find you lose the will to live after reading them for some time...?  noooo:
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Post by: Pastis on November 11, 2011, 06:18:16 PM
Don't you find you lose the will to live after reading them for some time...?  noooo:

That's why I don't read them  noooo:
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Post by: Nick on November 11, 2011, 07:07:47 PM
Miss D writes:


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Do you know any dessert thats all chocolate but really healthy?
I need help because I eat way too much chocolate and it would be great to be able to eat it without all the guilt, do you guys know what I can do about that? Any recipes would be great! Thanks in advance! :)
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Post by: Nick on November 12, 2011, 10:05:23 AM
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Is it true that dogs lay eggs?
How are puppies born, do the dogs lay eggs and then the puppies hatch? Thanks.
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Post by: Nick on November 13, 2011, 09:59:17 AM
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How do i become a writer ?
im not sure what i want to do after secondary school and at the moment i am going to a college to become a chef but i also want to become a writer i was thinking i could write about historical events and people like the life of king James and the gunpowder plot (one book on true events and one that based on the event but would not be 100 % accurate ) i know allot about it i just don't know how to write it know in a book plus im only 18 so i don't know if i should leave it off for a while.
noooo:
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Post by: Snoopy on November 13, 2011, 04:42:06 PM
Recommend keeping up with the cooking course and sign up for a course in basic literacy skills.
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Post by: Nick on November 13, 2011, 07:07:31 PM
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Sex for the first time...?
Hey, I'm 17 and I have been with my boyfriend for just over a year now. We have been discussing having sex and the other day I know he bought a condom, and tomorrow night Im going round his as his parents are out. So yeah i think its gonna happen. I feel im ready and i feel happy with him 100% before people start saying that and im not worried or anything, but i just have a few questions about it that you wouldnt learn about or ask someone about!!
Firstly, does it hurt??
Secondly, will it bleed??
Thirdly, how long does it normally last??
And lastly, when do you know to stop doing it??
eeek:
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Post by: Nick on November 14, 2011, 09:58:18 AM
http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Ah4TKzB3TZE0_SbtniGtpfQ.KXRG;_ylv=3?qid=20111113151952AAmjb6h (http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Ah4TKzB3TZE0_SbtniGtpfQ.KXRG;_ylv=3?qid=20111113151952AAmjb6h)
 Banghead
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Post by: Barman on November 14, 2011, 11:31:54 AM
[url]http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Ah4TKzB3TZE0_SbtniGtpfQ.KXRG;_ylv=3?qid=20111113151952AAmjb6h[/url] ([url]http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Ah4TKzB3TZE0_SbtniGtpfQ.KXRG;_ylv=3?qid=20111113151952AAmjb6h[/url])
 Banghead


 lol: lol: lol:

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Post by: Darwins Selection on November 14, 2011, 11:34:45 AM
[url]http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Ah4TKzB3TZE0_SbtniGtpfQ.KXRG;_ylv=3?qid=20111113151952AAmjb6h[/url] ([url]http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Ah4TKzB3TZE0_SbtniGtpfQ.KXRG;_ylv=3?qid=20111113151952AAmjb6h[/url])
 Banghead


 lol: lol: lol:



 scared:
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Post by: Nick on November 14, 2011, 01:32:31 PM
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How many hours are in the shortest/longest day this year (in the UK) ?

It seems that 24 is not the correct answer!
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Post by: Barman on November 14, 2011, 01:37:19 PM
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How many hours are in the shortest/longest day this year (in the UK) ?

It seems that 24 is not the correct answer!

You got thumbs up!  :thumbsup:
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Post by: Nick on November 14, 2011, 05:02:32 PM
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Is there any way i can find someone i saw at an airport?
it was in 2006/7, at an airport in milan
noooo:
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Post by: Nick on November 15, 2011, 03:47:01 PM
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Do A.D. dates go backwards?
I know that B.C. dates go backwards but hat about A.D. dates
noooo:
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Post by: Nick on November 18, 2011, 01:34:03 PM
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Can airplane land and take of like an aircraft?I mean lift up and down!?
I remember that in one of my flights the plain take off and landing was similar to aircrafts!
I mean it toke off straight up and landed like an aircraft straight down.
I told few friends about it, but no one believed me!
whacky115
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Post by: Barman on November 18, 2011, 05:48:28 PM
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Can airplane land and take of like an aircraft?I mean lift up and down!?
I remember that in one of my flights the plain take off and landing was similar to aircrafts!
I mean it toke off straight up and landed like an aircraft straight down.
I told few friends about it, but no one believed me!
whacky115

 noooo:
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Post by: Nick on November 21, 2011, 12:13:13 PM
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Is Liverpool in London, England?
I know that this might seem like a dumb question, but it's very important for me to know. I write books, and believe it or not, I have always had a passion for writing ever since I was a child. I'm working on a book right now and it's very important that I get every bit of detail as possible about the setting. The book that I am writing takes place in London, England. The book involves the ocean, so I was trying to find a place in London that is close to it. Someone I talked to said Liverpool. Usually, I research the area before I work on my book.  If anyone can help answer my questions it would be greatly appreciated. Is Liverpool really in London? If so, is it by the ocean? And if not, can someone please give me a list of places in London that are close to the ocean? Once again, it would be greatly appreciated. Thank you. :)
Banghead
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Post by: Snoopy on November 21, 2011, 12:23:20 PM
Linky please  angel1
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Post by: Barman on November 21, 2011, 12:40:01 PM
Linky please  angel1


http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20111121023714AAXg9mW (http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20111121023714AAXg9mW)
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Post by: Nick on November 21, 2011, 01:52:52 PM
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How long is the drive from indianapolis to europe?
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Post by: Snoopy on November 21, 2011, 04:42:16 PM
 Banghead Banghead Banghead
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Post by: Pastis on November 21, 2011, 05:01:04 PM
How do these people manage to survive even 24 hours of a life?    noooo:
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Post by: Nick on November 21, 2011, 05:16:42 PM
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Which of these things are FLUIDS???? (10 pts)?
a. T-shirt
b. Oxygen
c. Helium
d. Wood
e. Cheerios
f. Body Wash

g. Pepsi
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Post by: Barman on November 21, 2011, 06:13:16 PM
How do these people manage to survive even 24 hours of a life?    noooo:

I really don't know....  noooo:
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Post by: Nick on November 21, 2011, 09:42:42 PM
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Has my friend got learning disabilites?
Sometimes i ask her a question and she says an answer out of context, like i said ''did u tell ur friend about last night'' and she said ''i dont think she likes me''......she really bad at maths, cant add and aint really that smart...she said her iq is 58...and her questions are rather repetitive
rubschin:
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Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on November 21, 2011, 09:50:34 PM
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Has my friend got learning disabilites?
Sometimes i ask her a question and she says an answer out of context, like i said ''did u tell ur friend about last night'' and she said ''i dont think she likes me''......she really bad at maths, cant add and aint really that smart...she said her iq is 58...and her questions are rather repetitive
rubschin:

Mr C said that he would never tell. redface: redface:
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Post by: Nick on November 22, 2011, 01:10:02 PM
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True or false? Daily Mail readers now believe Poland to be empty?
razz:
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Post by: Barman on November 22, 2011, 01:26:38 PM
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True or false? Daily Mail readers now believe Poland to be empty?
razz:

 lol: lol: lol:
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Post by: Nick on November 23, 2011, 11:27:21 AM
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How does a blind person pick up their dog poo?
rubschin:
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Post by: Barman on November 23, 2011, 11:30:09 AM
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How does a blind person pick up their dog poo?
rubschin:

 lol: lol: lol:

What an excellent question!
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Post by: Nick on November 23, 2011, 03:01:18 PM
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After splitting the skin of Sheep tripe, do we eat the smooth inside, or the lumpy outside?
We have taken the inside off the lumpy outside but are not sure whether to cook the inside or the outside.
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Post by: Nick on November 23, 2011, 04:02:43 PM
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Can circumsition be reversed?
Does the foreskin get frozen for ppl that change their mind?
Do ppl donate foreskins for ppl that changed their mind?
noooo:
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 23, 2011, 04:17:55 PM
Are they allergic to vowels ?
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Post by: Nick on November 23, 2011, 05:08:45 PM
The Brat writes:


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How does my mother know everything i do?
Everything and im not kidding
For example i go to school and want to stay longer... i say its for work but really its for this group meeting, she comes to pick me up and says so how was work, i said good i managed to finish, then she started getting grumpy and when i asked her why she said i dont want to talk about it... then she started shouting i knw where you were! and she even knew the name of the group and i never even told her

Also for example i skipped a lesson she asked me did u skip a lesson today, i said no, she said liar!!
It happens all the time not only school but even at home.. i go on facebook, then from downstairs shell shout at me to get of facebook
i drink when i go out with friends only 1 or 2 shell tell me to stop drinking
HOW THE HELL WOULD SHE KNOW!!!!???!!!

Someone answers


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I have a teacher in school who is just like your mum. I asked her how she knows whats going on all the time, she said she "keeps her ear to the ground" but i think she uses tec to find out. She can see what we are doing on are computers from her desk in a different room even!

- Your mum may have a tracker device on you? (might be your phone even or a watch, etc)
- She can contact people and read status's on your facebook to find out whats going on also. (you should delete her!)
- Your mum may have a spy (usually a brother or sister - but in this case could be your school teacher)

There are many different types of devices and software to find out where people are and what they are doing. Keep this im mind. I would recommend you google spy equipment for to find out more.

Poor little dears are soooooooooooooo dumb razz:
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Post by: Grumpmeister on November 23, 2011, 05:31:27 PM
That someone wouldnt happen to be called Nick perchance?  rubschin:
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Post by: Nick on November 23, 2011, 07:19:41 PM
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I DONT GET HOW THINGS(NUMBERS) ARE MORE THEN EACH OTHER!!!?
HOW IS 5 POUNDS BIGGER THEN 3 HOW IS 15 BIGGER THEN 3 , HOW DOES A NUMBE RLINE WORK!!

is it 5 is bigger then three because in a number line any number after a number is add and add means .. joining something onto a number (so getting more of something and adding it onto the same thing) to increase quantity etc. ??? someone please explain in the simplest form , im over thinking it!!!
noooo:
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Post by: Nick on November 23, 2011, 10:30:33 PM
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Bank statement...it says avail bal -£8.18p....what does the minus mean?
doh:
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Post by: Nick on November 28, 2011, 10:29:03 AM
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What would a sperm sing?


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Is the story of Titanic true or not?
Is the story of Titanic true or not?
Is the movie Titanic based on the reality or just the imagination?

Is the story of Titanic true or not?
Is there a ship called Titanic in the past?
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Post by: Snoopy on November 28, 2011, 10:34:06 AM
 whacky115
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Post by: Barman on November 28, 2011, 10:38:19 AM
 noooo:
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Post by: Snoopy on November 28, 2011, 10:39:59 AM
There is no hope for him I'm afraid  noooo:
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Post by: Barman on November 28, 2011, 10:42:30 AM
There is no hope for him I'm afraid  noooo:

Nick or the Titanic doubter...?  lol:
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Post by: Snoopy on November 28, 2011, 10:42:58 AM
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What would a sperm sing?




The Surfaris - Wipeout (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gG2naf70MbY#)

Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Snoopy on November 28, 2011, 10:43:39 AM
There is no hope for him I'm afraid  noooo:

Nick or the Titanic doubter...?  lol:


Take your pick  ;)
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Post by: Barman on November 28, 2011, 10:46:15 AM
There is no hope for him I'm afraid  noooo:

Nick or the Titanic doubter...?  lol:


Take your pick  ;)

I'd vote 'both'...  lol:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Snoopy on November 28, 2011, 10:48:07 AM
There is no hope for him I'm afraid  noooo:

Nick or the Titanic doubter...?  lol:


Take your pick  ;)

I'd vote 'both'...  lol:

 rubschin: But if you had only one choice?
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Barman on November 28, 2011, 10:49:52 AM
There is no hope for him I'm afraid  noooo:

Nick or the Titanic doubter...?  lol:


Take your pick  ;)

I'd vote 'both'...  lol:

 rubschin: But if you had only one choice?

Oh....



 rubschin:




 rubschin:




 rubschin:



It was 'heads', the Titanic doubter!  lol:
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Post by: Snoopy on November 28, 2011, 10:50:59 AM
 lol: lol: lol:
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Post by: Nick on November 28, 2011, 10:54:50 AM
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How to draw a person riding a dinosaur?
an image will help :)
whacky115
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Post by: Barman on November 28, 2011, 11:29:11 AM
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How to draw a person riding a dinosaur?
an image will help :)

 whacky115


Like drawing an owl I would think....

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fblogs.friendlybeings.com%2Ffun%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2010%2F08%2Fowl.jpg&hash=6b71c84d5572a8e76da15316d3f5be0f)
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Post by: Darwins Selection on November 28, 2011, 12:13:28 PM
There is no hope for him I'm afraid  noooo:

Nick or the Titanic doubter...?  lol:

Titanic and Tit-Nick.

You never see them in the same room do you?   rubschin:
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Post by: Barman on November 28, 2011, 12:18:35 PM
There is no hope for him I'm afraid  noooo:

Nick or the Titanic doubter...?  lol:

Titanic and Tit-Nick.

You never see them in the same room do you?   rubschin:

 rubschin:
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Post by: Nick on November 28, 2011, 05:39:37 PM
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I'm a university student.i wish always be clover student ,so how i study hard and how should i do? ?
Please answer it soon and be honest.i'm realy interesting
noooo:
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Post by: Grumpmeister on November 28, 2011, 05:42:03 PM
Are they talking butter or 4 leaf?  rubschin:
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Post by: Nick on November 30, 2011, 08:27:07 AM
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Help I Am Failing university!?
I am a first year undergraduate in English and Psychology at a universiry in london and have found out I am failing in my english modules.Does anyone know how to go about resit essays and how to improve and.motivate yourself to actually continue? I am finding it really hard to concentrate and all the pressure has resulted in.me binging alot more than.usually I.have no idea what that is doing to mybody so if anyone knows any gruesome factsvabout binging on.junk food pleasevtell me I need real help to stop this binge/ restrict pattern of eating. If not any advice from previous uni students would be grateful. Also seeing as its.not an exam does it meani can do.it whenever I like I was thinking of xmas hols? Also I am confused about how to organise my ideas logically :/
noooo:
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Post by: Nick on November 30, 2011, 08:58:31 AM
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How do I give my kids The Talk?
My children are 14 and 15, and I've decided it's time to give them the talk. You know, sex. Problem is, I'm an orphan, so my parents never told me about sex, and I'm not really sure what happens. (I was very, very, very drunk when I conceived the children, I used to be an alcoholic until I found out I was pregnant. I got sober, and straightened my life out. Then I got drunk again and that's how I got my second kid. Haven't drank since, my mother died from drinking too much and then passing out on the road and getting stood on by a football team)

How do I teach my kids about sex when I don't even know all the facts???
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Post by: Barman on November 30, 2011, 09:43:50 AM
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How do I give my kids The Talk?
My children are 14 and 15, and I've decided it's time to give them the talk. You know, sex. Problem is, I'm an orphan, so my parents never told me about sex, and I'm not really sure what happens. (I was very, very, very drunk when I conceived the children, I used to be an alcoholic until I found out I was pregnant. I got sober, and straightened my life out. Then I got drunk again and that's how I got my second kid. Haven't drank since, my mother died from drinking too much and then passing out on the road and getting stood on by a football team)

How do I teach my kids about sex when I don't even know all the facts???

I'd imagine at 14 and 15 they could tell her....  lol:
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Post by: Darwins Selection on November 30, 2011, 04:31:52 PM
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How do I give my kids The Talk?
My children are 14 and 15, and I've decided it's time to give them the talk. You know, sex. Problem is, I'm an orphan, so my parents never told me about sex, and I'm not really sure what happens. (I was very, very, very drunk when I conceived the children, I used to be an alcoholic until I found out I was pregnant. I got sober, and straightened my life out. Then I got drunk again and that's how I got my second kid. Haven't drank since, my mother died from drinking too much and then passing out on the road and getting stood on by a football team) How do I teach my kids about sex when I don't even know all the facts???

"my mother died from drinking too much and then passing out on the road and getting stood on by a football team"

 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001
 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001

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Post by: Nick on November 30, 2011, 05:42:23 PM
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HOW SHOULD I CONTINUE? PLEASE ANSWER! ONLY SERIOUS ANSWERS PPLEASE!!?
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF MY STORY SO FAR? HOW DO YOU THINK I SHOULD CONTINUE?
The wind thrashed at the panes lambasting them with exiguous boulders which killed the silence with their constant clatter. With every bullet that struck the glass it threatened to puncture releasing the melancholy out into the iciness of the tempest.

The air was thick with grief which hung to the suits who sniffed; taking in the musky taste of moth balls and dust which filled the room dispersing like twirling tendrils.

The conventions that had embedded themselves in the room included the damp which hung like dried blood on the wallpaper of purple diamonds, which splintered the wall leaving flaky skin and scratches that weaved around escaping at the windows. The only anomaly that broke the trend was the white of the vestments which hung in solemn manifestation overlooking the mourning suits.

They all seemed to cower in fear at the sight of the coffin which seemed to hover in the air lifeless. Even the ones who caught it the corner of their eye would instantly shiver and divert their attention to another part of the room. Of course they were all saddened by the death of person who would be forever asleep inside, but their death had been so suspicious that anyone who felt associated with it hadn't turned up to this occasion.

The clock at back of the room clinging to mantelpiece glared down at the gathering, bewitching them with its two hands clawing at the numbers persisting to 3 o'clock. It chimed once. It chimed twice. It chimed three times and everyone in the room was silenced. They all knew it. It was time to bury their child.

As they all made their way to their seats the only sound that was made was the creaking of the cold metallic chairs and more sniffling and wailing cries. All eyes turned to the attention of the old, grey vicar who loomed at the podium at the front pulling out from his robes a tatty, old papistry from which his droning voice boomed around the room, which began to ring in the ears of the glum faces that from time to time looked up from their handkerchiefs only to return bursting from the eyes with their despair.

Good grief noooo:
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Post by: Just One More on November 30, 2011, 06:22:24 PM
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How do I give my kids The Talk?
My children are 14 and 15, and I've decided it's time to give them the talk. You know, sex. Problem is, I'm an orphan, so my parents never told me about sex, and I'm not really sure what happens. (I was very, very, very drunk when I conceived the children, I used to be an alcoholic until I found out I was pregnant. I got sober, and straightened my life out. Then I got drunk again and that's how I got my second kid. Haven't drank since, my mother died from drinking too much and then passing out on the road and getting stood on by a football team) How do I teach my kids about sex when I don't even know all the facts???

"my mother died from drinking too much and then passing out on the road and getting stood on by a football team"

 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001
 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001

She obviously misunderstood....

"my mother died from drinking too much and then passing out on the road and got f****d by a football team"
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Post by: Barman on November 30, 2011, 06:23:08 PM
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How do I give my kids The Talk?
My children are 14 and 15, and I've decided it's time to give them the talk. You know, sex. Problem is, I'm an orphan, so my parents never told me about sex, and I'm not really sure what happens. (I was very, very, very drunk when I conceived the children, I used to be an alcoholic until I found out I was pregnant. I got sober, and straightened my life out. Then I got drunk again and that's how I got my second kid. Haven't drank since, my mother died from drinking too much and then passing out on the road and getting stood on by a football team) How do I teach my kids about sex when I don't even know all the facts???

"my mother died from drinking too much and then passing out on the road and getting stood on by a football team"

 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001
 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001

She obviously misunderstood....

"my mother died from drinking too much and then passing out on the road and got f****d by a football team"

 lol: lol: lol:
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Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on November 30, 2011, 06:46:21 PM
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HOW SHOULD I CONTINUE? PLEASE ANSWER! ONLY SERIOUS ANSWERS PPLEASE!!?
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF MY STORY SO FAR? HOW DO YOU THINK I SHOULD CONTINUE?
The wind thrashed at the panes lambasting them with exiguous boulders which killed the silence with their constant clatter. With every bullet that struck the glass it threatened to puncture releasing the melancholy out into the iciness of the tempest.

The air was thick with grief which hung to the suits who sniffed; taking in the musky taste of moth balls and dust which filled the room dispersing like twirling tendrils.

The conventions that had embedded themselves in the room included the damp which hung like dried blood on the wallpaper of purple diamonds, which splintered the wall leaving flaky skin and scratches that weaved around escaping at the windows. The only anomaly that broke the trend was the white of the vestments which hung in solemn manifestation overlooking the mourning suits.

They all seemed to cower in fear at the sight of the coffin which seemed to hover in the air lifeless. Even the ones who caught it the corner of their eye would instantly shiver and divert their attention to another part of the room. Of course they were all saddened by the death of person who would be forever asleep inside, but their death had been so suspicious that anyone who felt associated with it hadn't turned up to this occasion.

The clock at back of the room clinging to mantelpiece glared down at the gathering, bewitching them with its two hands clawing at the numbers persisting to 3 o'clock. It chimed once. It chimed twice. It chimed three times and everyone in the room was silenced. They all knew it. It was time to bury their child.

As they all made their way to their seats the only sound that was made was the creaking of the cold metallic chairs and more sniffling and wailing cries. All eyes turned to the attention of the old, grey vicar who loomed at the podium at the front pulling out from his robes a tatty, old papistry from which his droning voice boomed around the room, which began to ring in the ears of the glum faces that from time to time looked up from their handkerchiefs only to return bursting from the eyes with their despair.

Good grief noooo:

Ooo linky please, we could really mess with the mind and do a whole 'three word story' or we could finish the story please don't take this opportunity from us. eveilgrin:
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Post by: Nick on November 30, 2011, 07:28:33 PM
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Did Hitler kill a poor innocent dog?!?!?!?
I mean, I can see past the whole Jew thing but a dog? That is absoloutely inhuamane! I heard he killed it because he was going to die. He is a sicko and I hope he burns in hell for this!
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Post by: Grumpmeister on November 30, 2011, 07:53:24 PM
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HOW SHOULD I CONTINUE? PLEASE ANSWER! ONLY SERIOUS ANSWERS PPLEASE!!?
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF MY STORY SO FAR? HOW DO YOU THINK I SHOULD CONTINUE?
The wind thrashed at the panes lambasting them with exiguous boulders which killed the silence with their constant clatter. With every bullet that struck the glass it threatened to puncture releasing the melancholy out into the iciness of the tempest.

The air was thick with grief which hung to the suits who sniffed; taking in the musky taste of moth balls and dust which filled the room dispersing like twirling tendrils.

The conventions that had embedded themselves in the room included the damp which hung like dried blood on the wallpaper of purple diamonds, which splintered the wall leaving flaky skin and scratches that weaved around escaping at the windows. The only anomaly that broke the trend was the white of the vestments which hung in solemn manifestation overlooking the mourning suits.

They all seemed to cower in fear at the sight of the coffin which seemed to hover in the air lifeless. Even the ones who caught it the corner of their eye would instantly shiver and divert their attention to another part of the room. Of course they were all saddened by the death of person who would be forever asleep inside, but their death had been so suspicious that anyone who felt associated with it hadn't turned up to this occasion.

The clock at back of the room clinging to mantelpiece glared down at the gathering, bewitching them with its two hands clawing at the numbers persisting to 3 o'clock. It chimed once. It chimed twice. It chimed three times and everyone in the room was silenced. They all knew it. It was time to bury their child.

As they all made their way to their seats the only sound that was made was the creaking of the cold metallic chairs and more sniffling and wailing cries. All eyes turned to the attention of the old, grey vicar who loomed at the podium at the front pulling out from his robes a tatty, old papistry from which his droning voice boomed around the room, which began to ring in the ears of the glum faces that from time to time looked up from their handkerchiefs only to return bursting from the eyes with their despair.

Good grief noooo:

Ooo linky please, we could really mess with the mind and do a whole 'three word story' or we could finish the story please don't take this opportunity from us. eveilgrin:

How should you continue? A bottle of whiskey and a revolver should work wonders.  whistle:
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Post by: Pirate on November 30, 2011, 08:28:17 PM
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HOW SHOULD I CONTINUE? PLEASE ANSWER! ONLY SERIOUS ANSWERS PPLEASE!!?
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF MY STORY SO FAR? HOW DO YOU THINK I SHOULD CONTINUE?
The wind thrashed at the panes lambasting them with exiguous boulders which killed the silence with their constant clatter. With every bullet that struck the glass it threatened to puncture releasing the melancholy out into the iciness of the tempest.

The air was thick with grief which hung to the suits who sniffed; taking in the musky taste of moth balls and dust which filled the room dispersing like twirling tendrils.

The conventions that had embedded themselves in the room included the damp which hung like dried blood on the wallpaper of purple diamonds, which splintered the wall leaving flaky skin and scratches that weaved around escaping at the windows. The only anomaly that broke the trend was the white of the vestments which hung in solemn manifestation overlooking the mourning suits.

They all seemed to cower in fear at the sight of the coffin which seemed to hover in the air lifeless. Even the ones who caught it the corner of their eye would instantly shiver and divert their attention to another part of the room. Of course they were all saddened by the death of person who would be forever asleep inside, but their death had been so suspicious that anyone who felt associated with it hadn't turned up to this occasion.

The clock at back of the room clinging to mantelpiece glared down at the gathering, bewitching them with its two hands clawing at the numbers persisting to 3 o'clock. It chimed once. It chimed twice. It chimed three times and everyone in the room was silenced. They all knew it. It was time to bury their child.

As they all made their way to their seats the only sound that was made was the creaking of the cold metallic chairs and more sniffling and wailing cries. All eyes turned to the attention of the old, grey vicar who loomed at the podium at the front pulling out from his robes a tatty, old papistry from which his droning voice boomed around the room, which began to ring in the ears of the glum faces that from time to time looked up from their handkerchiefs only to return bursting from the eyes with their despair.

Good grief noooo:

 rubschin:

Are you sure that this is not your latest offering to FE Week?...
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on November 30, 2011, 08:29:55 PM
 rubschin:
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Post by: Nick on November 30, 2011, 09:03:46 PM
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How does an airplane pilot get into the cockpit?
I have seen on films that the doors to the airplane cockpits can only be opened from the inside to stop terrorists etc. Now when I was thinking about about it. How do they get in in the first place? They can't be left open overnight can they in case someone happens to get in. And there can't be a special key to open it from the outside because that would defeat the whole idea of it been open from the inside, eg, a terrorist could steal this special key and get in. Does anyone know the answer to this?
doh:
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Post by: Pirate on November 30, 2011, 09:22:39 PM
Good question...
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on November 30, 2011, 09:27:53 PM
Good question...

ANd your answer is?
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Pirate on November 30, 2011, 09:55:52 PM
Beam me up Scotty?
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Post by: Nick on December 01, 2011, 09:23:26 AM
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Is there a time difference between Las Vegas to London?
Dep London................09.25 Arr . Detroit...........13.10
Dep Detroit.................15.47 Arr Las Vegas 17.24
Dep Las Vegas ........09.10 Arr Detroit ..........16.05
Dep Detroit ................18.35 Arr London ......07.30

Why does coming back to London take so much longer? Is the International Date Line involved here?
noooo:
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Post by: Barman on December 01, 2011, 09:58:45 AM
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Is there a time difference between Las Vegas to London?
Dep London................09.25 Arr . Detroit...........13.10
Dep Detroit.................15.47 Arr Las Vegas 17.24
Dep Las Vegas ........09.10 Arr Detroit ..........16.05
Dep Detroit ................18.35 Arr London ......07.30

Why does coming back to London take so much longer? Is the International Date Line involved here?
noooo:

What a mong....  noooo:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on December 01, 2011, 08:28:21 PM
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Why does it get colder and snow more in scottland compared to south england?

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Post by: Nick on December 04, 2011, 05:44:45 AM
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Will a Laptop run on Egypt electric?
Banghead
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on December 05, 2011, 03:09:56 PM
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What do the Masai Tribe think about tourists in Kenya?
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Post by: Grumpmeister on December 05, 2011, 03:22:05 PM
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Will a Laptop run on Egypt electric?
Banghead

Oh come one Nick, you could have so much fun with that one. Hell just telling the eejit that they would have to change the laptops language and location settings to be compatible would have been good for a laugh.  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on December 05, 2011, 03:23:56 PM
I am banned from answering questions for some reason  sad24:
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Post by: apc2010 on December 05, 2011, 03:25:36 PM
I am banned from answering questions for some reason  sad24:

Get a false ID...........on one forum I have been banned 5 times......... whistle:
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Post by: Barman on December 05, 2011, 03:26:15 PM
I am banned from answering questions for some reason  sad24:

Get a false ID...........on one forum I have been banned 5 times......... whistle:

You keep coming back tho donchya?  evil:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 05, 2011, 03:27:50 PM
I am banned from answering questions for some reason  sad24:

Get a false ID...........on one forum I have been banned 5 times......... whistle:

I'm sure Mr Toad would love to answer some questions.....  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on December 05, 2011, 03:28:59 PM
Well, what do the Masai think of tourism?  Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 05, 2011, 03:29:31 PM
It has its ups and downs.  rubschin:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: apc2010 on December 05, 2011, 03:30:16 PM
I am banned from answering questions for some reason  sad24:

Get a false ID...........on one forum I have been banned 5 times......... whistle:

You keep coming back tho donchya?  evil:

Actually I shouldn't have said that because some of them know I am on here ........MIss T got banned for 33 years (without knowing it  whistle: )

So just in case anyone from the said forum is reading.......................UP YOURS.... 8)
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 05, 2011, 03:31:11 PM
I'm guessing Miss T wasn't using that site much beforehand then.  lol:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: apc2010 on December 05, 2011, 03:32:52 PM
I'm guessing Miss T wasn't using that site much beforehand then.  lol:

She didn't even know she had joined ............ whistle:    untill she got a shitty e-mail........ redface:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 05, 2011, 05:25:44 PM
I'm pretty sure I can guess but what was her reaction.  rubschin:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on December 05, 2011, 07:28:46 PM
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I coose my carrier as engginer or editor,pls help me ?
Hi guys
i wass total confused what should i suppose to do next

i complete diploma in computer science ,now should i join Mca or enginering

i hate maths
my hobbies are editing ,research on neworks and learning new things like playing guitar ,design a wabsits etc...

I thaught an idea should i continue education or join editing courses pls tell me which one is better carrier for me which you recommend

Thanks a tone in advance :-)
noooo:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Snoopy on December 05, 2011, 08:44:53 PM
Tell them to take a course in basic literacy skills.
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on December 07, 2011, 08:44:56 AM
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Why does it get dark early in the UK and Ireland?
I'm wondering because where I live, the sun rises at 7 and sets around 5, and for the UK and also Ireland it rises at 8 and ends around 4. Why is this? Is it because they are near the North pole? They have 2 less hours of sunlight... I thought everyone's would be similar.
Banghead
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on December 07, 2011, 11:52:01 AM
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How do you do the Hitler Salute correctly?


You cross your right hand across your chest and bring it forward - The classic "Hitler Salute"; but what is the correct footing?

Which foot do you stamp and how?
In the British military you bring your left knee up to 90-degrees and down, but is the Nazi Salute this way or is it a mere up-and-down stamp?

Lastly, when do you stamp?
Does your foot come down as your arm is raising, or as you cross your chest?


THANKS
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Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Barman on December 07, 2011, 12:11:28 PM
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How do you do the Hitler Salute correctly?


You cross your right hand across your chest and bring it forward - The classic "Hitler Salute"; but what is the correct footing?

Which foot do you stamp and how?
In the British military you bring your left knee up to 90-degrees and down, but is the Nazi Salute this way or is it a mere up-and-down stamp?

Lastly, when do you stamp?
Does your foot come down as your arm is raising, or as you cross your chest?


Harry
eeek:

 eeek:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on December 07, 2011, 02:22:20 PM
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Need help with essay plzzzz! !!!!!!!!!!!!?
Hey guyz i have got a essay and i realy dnt knw wt i cn write itz of 700 words so if u culd plzzz gve me sm ideas it starts frm

daniel stood embarrased at the school gte he held his breath and apprehensively looked back once again.There it waz still! The cause of hz embarresment stood right behind looking at hm with gleaming mischievous eyes what will his friends say if they knew......

We hve 2 start the essay lyk thzz if u culd hlp me it would b gr888
noooo:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 07, 2011, 02:32:47 PM
Is Daniel at an agricultural college?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Barman on December 07, 2011, 02:33:21 PM
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Need help with essay plzzzz! !!!!!!!!!!!!?
Hey guyz i have got a essay and i realy dnt knw wt i cn write itz of 700 words so if u culd plzzz gve me sm ideas it starts frm

daniel stood embarrased at the school gte he held his breath and apprehensively looked back once again.There it waz still! The cause of hz embarresment stood right behind looking at hm with gleaming mischievous eyes what will his friends say if they knew......

We hve 2 start the essay lyk thzz if u culd hlp me it would b gr888
noooo:

You're beyond help mate...  noooo:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on December 07, 2011, 02:33:36 PM
 drumroll:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on December 07, 2011, 03:41:46 PM
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I need to know everything about China ! Where can I get the information from ?
I'm writing a book and I need to know about China. What do they do in the markets in china and what food do they eat and what is the job call where they catch fish on the market ?
4 minutes ago - 4 days left to answer.
noooo:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on December 08, 2011, 11:34:14 AM
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What is the meaning of the phrase "Common sense"?
noooo:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Snoopy on December 08, 2011, 11:38:22 AM
Have you nothing better to do Nick?
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on December 08, 2011, 11:40:02 AM
I am waiting for a train  evil:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Snoopy on December 08, 2011, 11:52:01 AM
Well ..... see if you can't trip up another fat wummun or summat.
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Barman on December 08, 2011, 11:54:09 AM
Well ..... see if you can't trip up another fat wummun or summat.

^^^ wot he said - but film it this time!  lol:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Just One More on December 08, 2011, 06:37:56 PM
I am waiting for a train  evil:

Buy a cake while you're waiting  whistle:

Oh, and thanks for the earworm  cussing:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on December 08, 2011, 11:37:47 PM
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How did the carrot come to Ireland?
I am doing a project on the nativity of the carrot
whacky115
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: apc2010 on December 08, 2011, 11:44:06 PM
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How did the carrot come to Ireland?
I am doing a project on the nativity of the carrot
whacky115

Well it is Christmas ............ whistle:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 09, 2011, 09:02:13 AM
They are going to have a hell of a time finding three wise men  whistle:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on December 09, 2011, 09:44:31 AM
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How much would it cost for an around the work trip?
i wanna go around the world, although im not sure of where i wanna go just yet.

how much is it generally for a trip? my maximum will be £900 (but like i said i dont know where ill be going to yet) and ill be going when i break up from my first year of uni.
noooo:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Barman on December 09, 2011, 10:06:38 AM
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How much would it cost for an around the work trip?
i wanna go around the world, although im not sure of where i wanna go just yet.

how much is it generally for a trip? my maximum will be £900 (but like i said i dont know where ill be going to yet) and ill be going when i break up from my first year of uni.
noooo:

I presume he is not studying geography...?  noooo:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 09, 2011, 02:29:52 PM
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How much would it cost for an around the work trip?
i wanna go around the world, although im not sure of where i wanna go just yet.

how much is it generally for a trip? my maximum will be £900 (but like i said i dont know where ill be going to yet) and ill be going when i break up from my first year of uni.

If he wants to sail round the world without money, he should try working his passage on a cruise liner.



© Julian Clary  ~  2001
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on December 10, 2011, 01:57:38 PM
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Who is Mick jagger????
WHO IS MICK JAGGER???
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Barman on December 10, 2011, 03:16:57 PM
Surely The Who was Roger Daltrey - Jagger was The Stones...
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on December 11, 2011, 10:31:20 AM
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Masturbation make you loose?
I havent had sex, but I've used a impulse deodorant can to masturbate a few time when i have sex will it be obvious?
eeek:

Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Just One More on December 11, 2011, 11:28:18 AM
I remember when Toyah Wilcox was at the height of her fame she said that when she was away from her husband she'd use a Mum/Sure deodorant for pleasure. I've always looked at deodorant packaging differently since that day  redface:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Barman on December 11, 2011, 03:48:01 PM
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Masturbation make you loose?
I havent had sex, but I've used a impulse deodorant can to masturbate a few time when i have sex will it be obvious?
eeek:

I do so hope that is a woman...  noooo:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Barman on December 11, 2011, 03:48:38 PM
I remember when Toyah Wilcox was at the height of her fame she said that when she was away from her husband she'd use a Mum/Sure deodorant for pleasure. I've always looked at deodorant packaging differently since that day  redface:

You can always rely on yer Mum eh...?  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 11, 2011, 06:07:14 PM
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Masturbation make you loose?
I havent had sex, but I've used a impulse deodorant can to masturbate a few time when i have sex will it be obvious?

 eeek:


That rather depends. . .

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F4.bp.blogspot.com%2F-m6vWCc6DYcM%2FTbg4j3f9GiI%2FAAAAAAAAAYc%2FiI63CSzNBus%2Fs1600%2FImagen%2B147.jpg&hash=c19d6ddd8e5eb5199181311e964d8004)
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Barman on December 12, 2011, 07:16:49 AM
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Masturbation make you loose?
I havent had sex, but I've used a impulse deodorant can to masturbate a few time when i have sex will it be obvious?

 eeek:


That rather depends. . .

([url]https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F4.bp.blogspot.com%2F-m6vWCc6DYcM%2FTbg4j3f9GiI%2FAAAAAAAAAYc%2FiI63CSzNBus%2Fs1600%2FImagen%2B147.jpg&hash=c19d6ddd8e5eb5199181311e964d8004[/url])


 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on December 12, 2011, 10:57:09 AM
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Are Brown Envelopes made in Manila?
Just wondering... Thanks
doh:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Barman on December 12, 2011, 11:04:45 AM
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Are Brown Envelopes made in Manila?
Just wondering... Thanks
doh:

happy001
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 12, 2011, 11:27:38 AM
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Are Brown Envelopes made in Manila?
Just wondering... Thanks
doh:

Yes, by giants.  ::)
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on December 12, 2011, 11:58:01 AM
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Where can I find a girl to spank in Scotland?
eeek:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Snoopy on December 12, 2011, 12:07:51 PM
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Where can I find a girl to spank in Scotland?
eeek:


Depends how much the questioner wishes to pay.
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on December 12, 2011, 12:09:23 PM
It's life Jim, but not as we know it  noooo:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 12, 2011, 12:09:55 PM
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Where can I find a girl to spank in Scotland?
eeek:

Beattock, obviously.
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on December 12, 2011, 12:12:48 PM
A personal recommendation?  whistle:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 12, 2011, 12:20:37 PM
A personal recommendation?  whistle:

A friend told me about it.  redface:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on December 12, 2011, 06:34:29 PM
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Im doing research for a project :Where are good spots to find prostitutes in dublin city centre?
char048
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Barman on December 13, 2011, 03:32:21 PM
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What are the characteristic of all living things ?

[Nick]   whacky115 [/Nick]
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on December 13, 2011, 05:45:48 PM
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Christmas for rats :D ?
I want my boys to have a good christmas, like making a christmas pudding for them, decorating there cage, making gifts and wrapping them..
but how do i make a homemade xmas pudding/cake suitable for rats? or what prezzie should i make them? what decorations should i make and how?
19 hours ago - 3 days left to answer. Report Abuse
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if i put tinsel round the rats cage they would drag it in through the bars as bedding :L
whacky115
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on December 14, 2011, 10:53:09 AM
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HOW CAN I FIND THIS TYPE OF A GIRL IN EUROPE?
i am a 25 y/o Muslim guy and I consider myself to be the most handsome guy on the planet cuz i have very nice face features,where ever i go in the west i get alot of attention from white women.Anyway but i am so choosy about girls that if i dont get my dream girl then i will never marry.Anyway i am natural tan,height 5.9" and i look these qualities in my dream girl.So how can i find this type of a girl???
1)100000% virgin(cuz i need a wife not a whore)
2)she should have fair complexion,i mean "white girl"(nice face features,pointed nose,thin lips etc)
3)her height must be 5.4" to 5.7" not more than that cuz i dont need a giant
4)she should have black/light brown or NATURALLY blonde hair(although i prefer light brown and dark black straight shiny long hair more)
5)she should have green/blue eyes(preferably blue/green with black/light brown hair or green eyes with NATURAL blonde hair)
6)she must be loyal and obedient
7)able to cook and clean
8)MUST be extremely slim(cuz i dont like fat girls)

(and yeah if anyone wanna see me at facebook then here is a link,copy this link and paste in new URL [url]http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100002713050874&v=inf[/url] ([url]http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100002713050874&v=inf[/url])

 rubschin: scared:


Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Snoopy on December 14, 2011, 12:21:38 PM
I am almost overwhelmed by the temptation to go on there and tell him ... TWAT!  evil:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on December 14, 2011, 03:58:05 PM
As am I  Snoops I think we need a linky please.
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Barman on December 14, 2011, 07:00:04 PM
As am I  Snoops I think we need a linky please.


http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Ah8xJJmlo9Pf2FcOfPwaEaIjzKIX;_ylv=3?qid=20111211134131AAGg7Pf (http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Ah8xJJmlo9Pf2FcOfPwaEaIjzKIX;_ylv=3?qid=20111211134131AAGg7Pf)
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on December 15, 2011, 09:52:36 AM
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Why isn't there uppercase and lowercase NUMBERS?
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Barman on December 15, 2011, 09:55:28 AM
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Why isn't there uppercase and lowercase NUMBERS?

 rubschin:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on December 16, 2011, 11:21:13 AM
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Why do Spaniards look Hispanic?
Aren't they White?
I am watching a Show about American travelers in Spain and the locals look like Hispanic people.
They don't look White. Why is that?
noooo:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Snoopy on December 16, 2011, 11:26:19 AM
Give us a linky
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Post by: Barman on December 16, 2011, 11:27:58 AM
Give us a linky


http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Ah8xJJmlo9Pf2FcOfPwaEaIjzKIX;_ylv=3?qid=20111215224455AANTyuf (http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Ah8xJJmlo9Pf2FcOfPwaEaIjzKIX;_ylv=3?qid=20111215224455AANTyuf)
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Barman on December 16, 2011, 11:30:02 AM
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Was it right to nuke the Korean cities of Hiroshema and niggasaki during WWII?

doh:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on December 16, 2011, 12:15:01 PM
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Check my flight details?


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Yes, they are quite correct. You should be in Bucharest in time for tea
angel1
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on December 16, 2011, 12:22:37 PM
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Hum b.ed k liye kitne sub choose krne hote he?
rubschin:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Youngs) on December 16, 2011, 12:28:32 PM
Give us a linky


I don't think she's American, Captain...    noooo:

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000717852687 (http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000717852687) 
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Barman on December 16, 2011, 12:31:48 PM
Give us a linky


I don't think she's American, Captain...    noooo:

[url]http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000717852687[/url] ([url]http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000717852687[/url])


Romford...  ::)
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on December 16, 2011, 01:11:59 PM
As am I  Snoops I think we need a linky please.


[url]http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Ah8xJJmlo9Pf2FcOfPwaEaIjzKIX;_ylv=3?qid=20111211134131AAGg7Pf[/url] ([url]http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Ah8xJJmlo9Pf2FcOfPwaEaIjzKIX;_ylv=3?qid=20111211134131AAGg7Pf[/url])


Bah,  Snoops spoils all my fun, the question has been deleted.
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on December 16, 2011, 04:52:33 PM
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What time was it 22 hours ago if the time is 5:45pm?

Tricky  rubschin:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on December 16, 2011, 06:11:13 PM
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I'm going to high school next year and I am wondering how common it is for high school girls to wear g strings?
I've seen some girls wear thongs in 8th grade but I never seen girls wear g strings and I heard lots of girls wear them in high school. I don't wear thongs and sometimes I get made fun of by other girls, will it be weird if I don't wear g strings in high school?
shutup:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Pastis on December 16, 2011, 06:34:24 PM
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Why isn't there uppercase and lowercase NUMBERS?

 rubschin:

Shall I answer this one correctly?     rubschin:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Barman on December 16, 2011, 07:39:21 PM
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Why isn't there uppercase and lowercase NUMBERS?

 rubschin:

Shall I answer this one correctly?     rubschin:

Popcorn:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on December 17, 2011, 07:39:06 AM
http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AvlPBRNIsLXm7sI9PNG.mK1uKXRG;_ylv=3?qid=20111216232510AApjpvz (http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AvlPBRNIsLXm7sI9PNG.mK1uKXRG;_ylv=3?qid=20111216232510AApjpvz)
 whacky115
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Barman on December 17, 2011, 07:42:50 AM
[url]http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AvlPBRNIsLXm7sI9PNG.mK1uKXRG;_ylv=3?qid=20111216232510AApjpvz[/url] ([url]http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AvlPBRNIsLXm7sI9PNG.mK1uKXRG;_ylv=3?qid=20111216232510AApjpvz[/url])
 whacky115


 noooo:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Pastis on December 17, 2011, 06:13:20 PM
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Why isn't there uppercase and lowercase NUMBERS?

 rubschin:

Shall I answer this one correctly?     rubschin:

Popcorn:

Ok, pay attention. There are upper case numerals if you choose Roman, e.g.  iv, v, vi,  IV, V, VI.
However our usual numbers are derived from Arabic which is a cursive script which has no set upper and lower case. Certain fonts are available with large and small numerals though.
Ok, as you were.
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Barman on December 17, 2011, 07:16:50 PM
 rubschin:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 18, 2011, 10:12:36 AM
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Why isn't there uppercase and lowercase NUMBERS?

 rubschin:

Shall I answer this one correctly?     rubschin:

Popcorn:

Ok, pay attention. There are upper case numerals if you choose Roman, e.g.  iv, v, vi,  IV, V, VI.
However our usual numbers are derived from Arabic which is a cursive script which has no set upper and lower case. Certain fonts are available with large and small numerals though.
Ok, as you were.
worthy: :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on December 18, 2011, 09:46:15 PM
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What to do right after sex? (Boys Answers mostly)?
Okay, i'm a virgin. & i want to have sex with my Boyfriend.
i know how to & everything but RIGHT AFTER he pulls it out you'll be laying there with you pants of and everything. your going to want to put them back on. so how would you do that with out the awkwardness there.

What i'm thinking is that. he "pulls it out" & lays down next to you??
or does he get out of bed & put his pants on? but, do you get up a little while after?

Any suggestions? angel1
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Miss Demeanour on December 18, 2011, 09:50:31 PM
He'll be asleep in about a minute .....you can dance round the room to rave music at full pelt and he won't know a thing  lol:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on December 18, 2011, 09:51:28 PM
AH, the voice of experience whistle:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on December 18, 2011, 11:06:00 PM
http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Ai43LloaXDuiF4m.nmB3_PogBgx.;_ylv=3?qid=20111218110846AA0P63d (http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Ai43LloaXDuiF4m.nmB3_PogBgx.;_ylv=3?qid=20111218110846AA0P63d)
 angel1
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on December 22, 2011, 06:16:45 PM
http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20111216094855AAqTu1z (http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20111216094855AAqTu1z)   :thumbsup: redface:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on December 22, 2011, 08:37:57 PM
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Is it safe to mastrubate with chopsticks?
i was at a chinese food restaurant and i got some chopsticks with my dinner so i went to the washroom and i started masturbating with them. is its safe to do that? i buy chopsticks only for masturbating.
eeek:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 22, 2011, 11:35:18 PM
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Is it safe to mastrubate with chopsticks?
i was at a chinese food restaurant and i got some chopsticks with my dinner so i went to the washroom and i started masturbating with them. is its safe to do that? i buy chopsticks only for masturbating.
eeek:

Ask for a fork
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on December 23, 2011, 02:30:17 AM
aaah the classic effect of mono soul tedium glue to mate  whistle:
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Post by: Just One More on December 23, 2011, 05:06:06 AM
Here, have a clap   happ096
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Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on December 23, 2011, 10:26:03 AM
aaah the classic effect of mono soul tedium glue to mate  whistle:

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Post by: Nick on December 23, 2011, 05:28:41 PM
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KFC catering for my wedding?
I want KFC to cater my wedding. Obviously I wouldn't have the kfc buckets out. I would have everything in a nice foil buffet container. Do you think they could do that? My finace and I live in the south and I guess you could call us country. We hunt and fish but our wedding is not themed around hunting. Its going to be very nice. Thanks for your help!
noooo:
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Post by: Snoopy on December 23, 2011, 06:34:18 PM
Foil buffet containers ~ very tasteful  ::)
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Post by: Nick on December 25, 2011, 05:00:25 PM
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I want to get my female horse in another country pregnant by taking semen from NYC. To there?
do I need the semen alone the other country were my female horse is . and what is the semen and embryo do I need to take both there for the female ..( please help me .. )
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Post by: Nick on December 25, 2011, 09:36:23 PM
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Why exactly does the Sun set in the West and rise in the East?
And....what's the difference? The sun setting and the sun rising? Is one more important than the other? I know that the Sun can't set without rising, nor can it rise without setting...but why is this so anyway?

BQ: Which is more beautiful sight? I pick Sunset...because it's easier to see and it's more watched while Sunrise is a lot harder as it's after dawn and more rare.
noooo:
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Post by: Barman on December 26, 2011, 09:23:59 AM
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Why exactly does the Sun set in the West and rise in the East?
And....what's the difference? The sun setting and the sun rising? Is one more important than the other? I know that the Sun can't set without rising, nor can it rise without setting...but why is this so anyway?

BQ: Which is more beautiful sight? I pick Sunset...because it's easier to see and it's more watched while Sunrise is a lot harder as it's after dawn and more rare.
noooo:

Good grief as Snoopy would say...  noooo:
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Post by: Nick on December 26, 2011, 05:36:25 PM
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What is the ages in england?
The age for 13 in england
whacky115
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Post by: Nick on December 26, 2011, 06:08:16 PM
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How to make my donkey a therapy donkey?
I have a miniature donkey that has the PERFECT personality and temperament to be a therapy donkey.
I was wondering how I could go about making him a therapy donkey. I want to be able to take him to retirement homes or hospitals.
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Post by: Snoopy on December 26, 2011, 06:19:27 PM
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How to make my donkey a therapy donkey?
I have a miniature donkey that has the PERFECT personality and temperament to be a therapy donkey.
I was wondering how I could go about making him a therapy donkey. I want to be able to take him to retirement homes or hospitals.
eeek:

Now that one makes some sense. There are many who believe that "Therapy Pets" aid recovery in seriously ill children and ease the loneliness of old age. I know a  number of people who share their pets through these schemes. A miniature donkey in such a therapy programme is not as crazy as it sounds.
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Post by: Nick on December 26, 2011, 06:20:54 PM
A donkey? IN a hospital?

Good plan. WHat could possibly go wrong?
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Post by: Barman on December 26, 2011, 06:22:48 PM
Somebody told me the other day that they were training miniature horses and donkeys as 'seeing eye' animals because they live longer than dogs....  rubschin:

All very well until they have a huge steaming shite on your carpet....  noooo:
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Post by: Nick on December 26, 2011, 06:27:35 PM
No worse than cats then  whistle:
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Post by: Nick on December 26, 2011, 06:39:43 PM
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What are two types of alcohol that rhyme?
It's for a song I'm writing and I can't really think of any. The closest I've got is jägerbomb and fireball. Which don't really rhyme
noooo:
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Post by: Grumpmeister on December 26, 2011, 06:44:20 PM
Something tells me that the Hymn to Ninkasi doesn't have anything to worry about.  lol:
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Post by: Barman on December 26, 2011, 08:03:40 PM
Something tells me that the Hymn to Ninkasi doesn't have anything to worry about.  lol:

I worry about you...  noooo:
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Post by: Nick on December 26, 2011, 08:57:36 PM
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What Are British 4th of July Fireworks Like?
I'm going to Britain over the week of the 4th of July. What are their fireworks like? And what town has the best ones? I'm not sure whether I should go to London or Cardiff? Or maybe there's a place in Britain I haven't even thought of.

Has anyone ever seen Britain's fourth of july fireworks before? Tell me all about it.
Banghead
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Post by: Grumpmeister on December 26, 2011, 10:51:35 PM
Something tells me that the Hymn to Ninkasi doesn't have anything to worry about.  lol:

I worry about you...  noooo:

I'm a mine of generally useless information but I'd have figured you would have known all about Ninkasi, as she is the goddess of beer.  lol:

The hymn is a recicpe for brewing beer from around the 19th century BC.

Borne of the flowing water (...)
Tenderly cared for by the Ninhursag,
Borne of the flowing water (...)
Tenderly cared for by the Ninhursag,
 
Having founded your town by the sacred lake,
She finished its great walls for you,
Ninkasi, having founded your town by the sacred lake,
She finished its great walls for you
 
Your father is Enki, Lord Nidimmud,
Your mother is Ninti, the queen of the sacred lake,
Ninkasi, Your father is Enki, Lord Nidimmud,
Your mother is Ninti, the queen of the sacred lake.
 
You are the one who handles the dough,
[and] with a big shovel,
Mixing in a pit, the bappir with sweet aromatics,
Ninkasi, You are the one who handles
the dough, [and] with a big shovel,
Mixing in a pit, the bappir with [date]-honey.
 
You are the one who bakes the bappir
in the big oven,
Puts in order the piles of hulled grains,
Ninkasi, you are the one who bakes
the bappir in the big oven,
Puts in order the piles of hulled grains,
 
You are the one who waters the malt
set on the ground,
The noble dogs keep away even the potentates,
Ninkasi, you are the one who waters the malt
set on the ground,
The noble dogs keep away even the potentates.
 
You are the one who soaks the malt in a jar
The waves rise, the waves fall.
Ninkasi, you are the one who soaks
the malt in a jar
The waves rise, the waves fall.
 
You are the one who spreads the cooked
mash on large reed mats,
Coolness overcomes.
Ninkasi, you are the one who spreads
the cooked mash on large reed mats,
Coolness overcomes.
 
You are the one who holds with both hands
the great sweet wort,
Brewing [it] with honey and wine
(You the sweet wort to the vessel)
Ninkasi, (...)
(You the sweet wort to the vessel)
 
The filtering vat, which makes
a pleasant sound,
You place appropriately on [top of]
a large collector vat.
Ninkasi, the filtering vat,
which makes a pleasant sound,
You place appropriately on [top of]
a large collector vat.
 
When you pour out the filtered beer
of the collector vat,
It is [like] the onrush of
Tigris and Euphrates.
Ninkasi, you are the one who pours out the
filtered beer of the collector vat,
It is [like] the onrush of
Tigris and Euphrates.

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Post by: Just One More on December 26, 2011, 11:19:44 PM
 noooo:  noooo:  noooo:

Maybe it's time to stop screaming obscenities and try the therapy  rubschin:
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Post by: Barman on December 27, 2011, 07:33:27 AM
noooo:  noooo:  noooo:

Maybe it's time to stop screaming obscenities and try the therapy  rubschin:

Or take the medication at least...
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on December 27, 2011, 08:18:58 AM
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How to get mustard stains out of my underwear?
I got a mustard stain on my white cotton underwear , how do i get it out..?
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Post by: Barman on December 27, 2011, 08:39:32 AM
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How to get mustard stains out of my underwear?
I got a mustard stain on my white cotton underwear , how do i get it out..?
eeek:

 eeek: eeek:
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Post by: Nick on December 27, 2011, 08:52:56 AM
I wonder how MIss D usually deals with that  rubschin:
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on December 27, 2011, 08:56:05 AM
If I'm eating meat in bed it doesn't usually need spicing up.
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Post by: Nick on December 27, 2011, 09:05:22 AM
Mr Thread?  noooo:
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Post by: Just One More on December 27, 2011, 09:20:05 AM
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How to get mustard stains out of my underwear?
I got a mustard stain on my white cotton underwear , how do i get it out..?
eeek:

 eeek: eeek:

That was in Jackass 3.5, obviously not as rare as we think  rubschin:
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Post by: Nick on December 29, 2011, 10:04:57 AM
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Time travel im being serious..?
if a human goes.fast enough he goes faster thn light thn blah blah time slows so thn its.time travel yeah

so if you did the samethingwith something lik a ant.and.tied a.snt.to a bullet and.shot it with it on it.would it time travel since its.a.smaller.scale??
rubschin:
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Post by: Barman on December 29, 2011, 10:20:34 AM
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Time travel im being serious..?
if a human goes.fast enough he goes faster thn light thn blah blah time slows so thn its.time travel yeah

so if you did the samethingwith something lik a ant.and.tied a.snt.to a bullet and.shot it with it on it.would it time travel since its.a.smaller.scale??
rubschin:

No.  noooo:
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Post by: Nick on December 29, 2011, 10:23:39 AM
How would you tie an ant to a bullet? rubschin:
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Post by: Barman on December 29, 2011, 10:30:20 AM
How would you tie an ant to a bullet? rubschin:

Quite so!

And a bullet doesn't get anywhere near the speed of light even if you could.....  lol:
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Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on December 29, 2011, 11:02:00 AM
You could superglue it to the bullet I suppose, not that doing that would induce time travel.

I am sure that we could come up with some enterprising ways that would help the poster do a bit of time travelling. angel1 angel1 eveilgrin:
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Post by: Grumpmeister on December 29, 2011, 02:22:05 PM
Are you talking about actual help or a Groundhog day prank, as those are bloody complicated to arrange but can be so worth it.  eveilgrin:
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Post by: Nick on December 30, 2011, 08:16:26 AM
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I am going to Ireland so I can write stories how should I start it off?
Well I want to write an egyptian story about a mummy who comes back from the dead and read it to everybody but how should I start it off and what should the mummy's name be? And he was killed for doing something bad. Ten point.......
whacky115
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Post by: Grumpmeister on December 30, 2011, 06:02:33 PM
Simple answer there Nick, that plot line has been done to death already.  whistle:
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Post by: Nick on December 31, 2011, 07:31:46 AM
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Bear attacks in England?
I'm writing a book and I need to know where in England, just give me a place that you can go hiking and there would be bears there that (if provoked) would attack you. Don't ask, i just need the name of a place please no joking.
doh:
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Post by: Just One More on December 31, 2011, 07:43:47 AM
Growler's "me 'ill"
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on December 31, 2011, 07:48:46 AM
Bears'n'stoke  whistle:
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Post by: Snoopy on December 31, 2011, 09:48:42 AM
There are no wolves on Vectis  whistle:
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Post by: Just One More on December 31, 2011, 09:59:30 AM
You are red fox? (leaves brown envelope on bench alongside Snoopy and wanders off whistling)  whistle:
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Post by: Barman on December 31, 2011, 10:00:10 AM
You are red fox? (leaves brown envelope on bench alongside Snoopy and wanders off whistling)  whistle:

 lol: lol: lol:
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Post by: Nick on December 31, 2011, 10:24:33 AM
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I speak some German and I am visiting Puerto Varas in Chile next year – would german be useful?
noooo:
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Post by: Snoopy on December 31, 2011, 10:25:36 AM
Only if any of the SS Officers who hid there after the war are still around.
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Post by: Nick on December 31, 2011, 04:59:59 PM
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Why was Darwin's theory of Evaluation not accepted at the time?
Banghead
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Post by: Pastis on December 31, 2011, 05:06:36 PM
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Why was Darwin's theory of Evaluation not accepted at the time?
Banghead

 happy001 happy001

The same reason Einstein's Theory of Relatives wasn't   razz:
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Post by: Darwins Selection on December 31, 2011, 05:41:01 PM
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Why was Darwin's theory of Evaluation not accepted at the time?
Banghead

 happy001 happy001

The same reason Einstein's Theory of Relatives wasn't   razz:

 lol: lol: lol:

Not forgetting Archie Meades Replacement of Bath Water theory.
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Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on December 31, 2011, 06:52:12 PM
  lol: lol:

Or Kepler's Laws of Planetary Emotions.
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Post by: Nick on January 01, 2012, 08:10:52 AM
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Is there a bus that would travel from the US to the UK?
if so please send me a link , I would like to spend 1 month in London to see a friend . how much do yall think it would cost? and I am staying in a hotel while I'm in London as well :)
noooo:
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 01, 2012, 09:04:21 AM
Of course there is ...it's an Airbus  ::)
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Post by: Barman on January 01, 2012, 09:59:28 AM
Of course there is ...it's an Airbus  ::)

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Post by: Nick on January 01, 2012, 10:50:39 AM
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Displaying Mickey ears at home?
I was wondering how y'all display your Mickey ears at home.

We have a set of bride and groom ears. Perhaps a wall shelf to sit them on, or just attaching them to the wall somehow. (The groom hat is a top hat though, so that might be hard.)

Does anyone have ideas or pictures to share?

Also, for those of you that keep them out on a bookshelf or something, do they get dusty?
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Post by: Barman on January 01, 2012, 10:56:37 AM
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Displaying Mickey ears at home?
I was wondering how y'all display your Mickey ears at home.

We have a set of bride and groom ears. Perhaps a wall shelf to sit them on, or just attaching them to the wall somehow. (The groom hat is a top hat though, so that might be hard.)

Does anyone have ideas or pictures to share?

Also, for those of you that keep them out on a bookshelf or something, do they get dusty?
eeek:

The website that keeps on giving...  lol:
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Post by: Nick on January 01, 2012, 05:13:47 PM
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Is France a country.?
Just wondering.
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Post by: Nick on January 01, 2012, 05:52:08 PM
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What country was found first: Greenland or Denmark?
Okay what country was found first denmark or greenland, and also, can you put these countries in order starting with the ones that were found first?
Iceland Denmark Sweden Finland and Norway and Greenland.
Banghead
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Post by: Pastis on January 01, 2012, 06:05:30 PM
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Is France a country.?
Just wondering.

René Descartes had the same problem   whistle:
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Post by: Darwins Selection on January 02, 2012, 12:37:31 AM
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Is France a country.?
Just wondering.

René Descartes had the same problem   whistle:
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Post by: Nick on January 02, 2012, 05:01:30 PM
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Where to buy cat urine from for spilling behind desks?
rubschin:

There could be munny in this
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Post by: Barman on January 02, 2012, 05:03:12 PM
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Where to buy cat urine from for spilling behind desks?
rubschin:

There could be munny in this

 cloud9:
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Post by: Nick on January 02, 2012, 05:05:45 PM
http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AvA3sL4SbzXQkK59czgq2TAGJ3RG;_ylv=3?qid=20120102085842AA2b0jW (http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AvA3sL4SbzXQkK59czgq2TAGJ3RG;_ylv=3?qid=20120102085842AA2b0jW)
 :thumbsup:
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Post by: Barman on January 02, 2012, 05:13:56 PM
[url]http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AvA3sL4SbzXQkK59czgq2TAGJ3RG;_ylv=3?qid=20120102085842AA2b0jW[/url] ([url]http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AvA3sL4SbzXQkK59czgq2TAGJ3RG;_ylv=3?qid=20120102085842AA2b0jW[/url])
 :thumbsup:


http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20120102085842AA2b0jW (http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20120102085842AA2b0jW)

 whistle:
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Post by: Nick on January 02, 2012, 05:16:30 PM
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Post by: Nick on January 03, 2012, 01:07:07 PM
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What can i do to make my ankle to look bruse colour so i can have crutches?
not like break a bone
whacky115
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Post by: Nick on January 03, 2012, 03:28:42 PM
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Friend making me read a book help!!!?
So my friend wants me to read this book mortal instruments which i am not into. She keeps saying have you read it have you read it and i don't want to. How do i get out if it with out hurting her fillings.
rubschin:
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Post by: Just One More on January 04, 2012, 06:36:06 AM
Nothing worse than sore fillings.... well there is, but you know what I mean
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Post by: Nick on January 04, 2012, 10:40:54 AM
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Can i get pregnant while already pregnant?
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Post by: Nick on January 04, 2012, 10:46:18 AM
TMR writes:


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Sometimes i sit and cry to myself about how weird and embarrassed i feel?
im a 13 year old boy but im small for my age. my girlfriend is the same age with the same birthday but she is a lot taller than me. she was a 7 year old brother and a 9 year old brother who are both taller than me and i hate going to her house because a 7 and 9 year old are taller than me. her big brother who is 14 is also taller than me, a lot taller. i remember when i was at her house, i sat on her couch and her two little brothers were at the side of me and their feet were touching the ground but mines wasn't mines were a mile off. also, another time we came in from school and the label of my boxers were sticking out and the size was 5-6 and everyone in her house seen it and laughed and her 7 year old brother said "i stopped wearing that size years ago mines are 10-11" and my face went so red.

her two little brothers make me feel so self concious and embarrassed about myself and my height, my feet are a juniour 1 and sometimes depending on the brand im an infiant size 12 but her two little brothers and size 4 and size 6 in feet, and once when i was at her house they found out my school shoes were an infant size 12 because they had the size in the insole of my shoes.

i dont want to feel like this? what do i do? do i look all that small?

me: [url]http://www.flickr.com/photos/72164040@N04/6559796609/in/photostream/[/url] ([url]http://www.flickr.com/photos/72164040@N04/6559796609/in/photostream/[/url])

 happy100
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Post by: Nick on January 04, 2012, 11:01:40 AM
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Best songs to accompany a monologue about a pyromaniac who accidetnally killed his own mum?
eeek:
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Post by: Snoopy on January 04, 2012, 11:36:28 AM
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Best songs to accompany a monologue about a pyromaniac who accidetnally killed his own mum?
eeek:

"I don't want to set the world on fire ~ I just want to light a flame in your heart"  whistle:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on January 04, 2012, 11:45:09 AM
A new challenge for Miss D:


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Are there any legal ways to get drunk?!?
hey, i know this question sounds really silly, but i remember a while ago a friend of mine told me that eating something like 135 baileys chocolates would get you drunk. I was just thinking, so if you got caught by parents or police for being drunk, you could just say you pigged out on chocolates? can someone please confirm this, and also are there any other "legal" forms of ingesting alcohol?
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Post by: Nick on January 04, 2012, 04:24:45 PM
The Brat bleats:


Quote
If sleep is so important, then why is school so early?
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Post by: Pastis on January 04, 2012, 04:35:53 PM
Are you on Vol. II yet?    rubschin:
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Post by: Nick on January 04, 2012, 04:42:57 PM
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Can I leave a swan in my house whilst I go on holiday?
Okay, so a bit of a wierd question and a bit of a strange situation, but here we go... A few weeks ago a good friend of mine left me in charge of his swannery out near Blaeston in Wales. It is a bit of a drive, but I just had to make sure the swans were okay, and give them their food- my friend had left some bacon rind to give them- he says it gives their feathers a wonderful lustre.
So it was all fine until one day, i saw that one of the swans had chipped his beak a bit, so i decided to take him home to give him his swan medicine and repair his beak as best I could. Well i took the swan back, and then the next day my friends wife came back to take charge of the swannery, so i called her to arrange to drop off the injured swan, but she said that, because it had an injured beak, she didn't want it anymore, and that i should just keep it- she bred prize swans, and didnt want this one to depress the other swans. So now i am stuck with this swan, and I have booked a two week hiliday in Brussels which I am really looking forward to.
I can probably get rid of the swan when I get back, but I have to leave in a week, so i dont really have enough time. So my question is: Can I leave the swan in the house? I could leave a bowl of swan food on the kitchen floor and then maybe leave a shower running so it has plenty of water?!? I really don't know? At the moment he is ripping up the carpet and making quite a lot of noise and he doesn't seem happy. Maybe if I leave him it will be better? I could put him in the garage and fill all of my plastic containers up with water- to reconstruct a lakeside environment!?!? Please help- I am at a loose tether?!?
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Post by: Pastis on January 04, 2012, 04:57:47 PM
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Can I leave a swan in my house whilst I go on holiday?
Okay, so a bit of a wierd question and a bit of a strange situation, but here we go... A few weeks ago a good friend of mine left me in charge of his swannery out near Blaeston in Wales. It is a bit of a drive, but I just had to make sure the swans were okay, and give them their food- my friend had left some bacon rind to give them- he says it gives their feathers a wonderful lustre.
So it was all fine until one day, i saw that one of the swans had chipped his beak a bit, so i decided to take him home to give him his swan medicine and repair his beak as best I could. Well i took the swan back, and then the next day my friends wife came back to take charge of the swannery, so i called her to arrange to drop off the injured swan, but she said that, because it had an injured beak, she didn't want it anymore, and that i should just keep it- she bred prize swans, and didnt want this one to depress the other swans. So now i am stuck with this swan, and I have booked a two week hiliday in Brussels which I am really looking forward to.
I can probably get rid of the swan when I get back, but I have to leave in a week, so i dont really have enough time. So my question is: Can I leave the swan in the house? I could leave a bowl of swan food on the kitchen floor and then maybe leave a shower running so it has plenty of water?!? I really don't know? At the moment he is ripping up the carpet and making quite a lot of noise and he doesn't seem happy. Maybe if I leave him it will be better? I could put him in the garage and fill all of my plastic containers up with water- to reconstruct a lakeside environment!?!? Please help- I am at a loose tether?!?

This one belongs in the "Do Dreams Have Meaning?" thread  razz:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on January 05, 2012, 08:17:46 PM
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What time is 8/7c in UK time?
whacky115
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on January 06, 2012, 11:58:46 AM
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What bread is lassie the dog?
doh:
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Post by: Nick on January 06, 2012, 12:03:07 PM
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What is the website I need to be able to leave feedback on for Pizza Hut?
rubschin:
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Post by: Darwins Selection on January 06, 2012, 12:25:47 PM
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What bread is lassie the dog?
doh:

Toast by now I would think.
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on January 06, 2012, 02:57:55 PM
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Good Paying Careers With Animals or Travelling?
I love animals and I would love working with them on a regular basis. Are their any good paying jobs that deal with animals?
I also love travelling, I would love to see the world! Is their any good paying jobs dealing with travelling?

It seems that "lion tamer" is not an acceptable answer  redface:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 06, 2012, 03:13:37 PM
Are their any good paying jobs that deal with animals?


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Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on January 06, 2012, 06:32:12 PM
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What bread is lassie the dog?
doh:

Toast by now I would think.

Crumbs is he that old?
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on January 06, 2012, 06:42:35 PM
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Barman on January 06, 2012, 07:07:36 PM
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What bread is lassie the dog?
doh:

Toast by now I would think.

Crumbs is he that old?

he is... I wonder what happened to all the dough he made...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on January 10, 2012, 10:39:13 AM
http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AvqMYeMFU5rbSU3skxrDvtgVT31G;_ylv=3?qid=20120108171604AATy4kS (http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AvqMYeMFU5rbSU3skxrDvtgVT31G;_ylv=3?qid=20120108171604AATy4kS)
 whacky115
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Barman on January 10, 2012, 11:20:20 AM
[url]http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AvqMYeMFU5rbSU3skxrDvtgVT31G;_ylv=3?qid=20120108171604AATy4kS[/url] ([url]http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AvqMYeMFU5rbSU3skxrDvtgVT31G;_ylv=3?qid=20120108171604AATy4kS[/url])
 whacky115


Tomatoes eh...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on January 11, 2012, 07:55:38 AM
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Boyfriend doesn't like the fact i sleep with a gun :(?
I sleep with a .44 revolver under my pillow....and well he basically went ''HOLY SH1T' and said Errr get rid of that thing!! last thing I need is a fcking showdown next time we fall out...GODDAM'' and he walked off How can I get him to understand I NEED the gun there,its my like....thing that i can't sleep without.....im 21 btw
scared2:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on January 11, 2012, 09:28:27 AM
I am sure that Miss D will be able to offer support and advice she sleeps with her comfort axe under her pillow.  At least that is what I have been told.
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 11, 2012, 10:12:30 AM
Oh yes - it's essential to go to bed with a good weapon  ;)
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on January 11, 2012, 10:34:13 AM
Mr Thread?
 Spank2:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 11, 2012, 08:21:01 PM
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Boyfriend doesn't like the fact i sleep with a gun :(?
I sleep with a .44 revolver under my pillow....and well he basically went ''HOLY SH1T' and said Errr get rid of that thing!! last thing I need is a fcking showdown next time we fall out...GODDAM'' and he walked off How can I get him to understand I NEED the gun there,its my like....thing that i can't sleep without.....im 21 btw
scared2:

I sense the hand of Darwin at work here.......  rubschin:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 11, 2012, 09:10:53 PM
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Boyfriend doesn't like the fact i sleep with a gun :(?
I sleep with a .44 revolver under my pillow....and well he basically went ''HOLY SH1T' and said Errr get rid of that thing!! last thing I need is a fcking showdown next time we fall out...GODDAM'' and he walked off How can I get him to understand I NEED the gun there,its my like....thing that i can't sleep without.....im 21 btw
scared2:

I sense the hand of Darwin at work here.......  rubschin:

Nothing under my pillow old boy.
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on January 12, 2012, 11:18:03 AM
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Is a space hopper a good way to lose weight?? im 19 - should I buy one?
rubschin:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Snoopy on January 12, 2012, 11:50:14 AM
Some years ago Minimus thought it would be a good idea to see if he could space hop down the stairs. He launched off OK, hit  the middle stair, bounced mightily, hit the bottom stair, bounced again and head-butted the radiator. Another trip to A&E  ::)
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Barman on January 12, 2012, 11:51:59 AM
Some years ago Minimus thought it would be a good idea to see if he could space hop down the stairs. He launched off OK, hit  the middle stair, bounced mightily, hit the bottom stair, bounced again and head-butted the radiator. Another trip to A&E  ::)

Did he lose any weight tho...?  rubschin:

I dreamed of having a space hopper when I was a kid....  sad24:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Snoopy on January 12, 2012, 11:56:35 AM
Some years ago Minimus thought it would be a good idea to see if he could space hop down the stairs. He launched off OK, hit  the middle stair, bounced mightily, hit the bottom stair, bounced again and head-butted the radiator. Another trip to A&E  ::)

Did he lose any weight tho...?  rubschin:

I dreamed of having a space hopper when I was a kid....  sad24:

He did lose a considerable amount of blood.

Two weeks later he tried it again........ Back to A&E.

I stabbed the hopper to deflate it and threw it away.

Had to tell him it had been taken by the Angels for his own safety. He cried buckets.   redface:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Barman on January 12, 2012, 12:04:27 PM
Some years ago Minimus thought it would be a good idea to see if he could space hop down the stairs. He launched off OK, hit  the middle stair, bounced mightily, hit the bottom stair, bounced again and head-butted the radiator. Another trip to A&E  ::)

Did he lose any weight tho...?  rubschin:

I dreamed of having a space hopper when I was a kid....  sad24:

He did lose a considerable amount of blood.

Two weeks later he tried it again........ Back to A&E.

I stabbed the hopper to deflate it and threw it away.

Had to tell him it had been taken by the Angels for his own safety. He cried buckets.   redface:

happy001
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Barman on January 12, 2012, 12:14:11 PM
I remember my mate's dad brought home a drogue parachute from work...  :thumbsup:

I was convinced that if I leapt off the side of a building holding it I would be gently lowered to the ground...  cloud9:

The fact that it had a huge spring in it to kick it out into the air stream didn't ring any alarm bells at all... I think the chute hit the ground before I did...  noooo:

Happy days...  lol:

I also remember my dad brining me home a hard hat from work...  :thumbsup:

I demonstrated how good it was to my mates by throwing a brick into the air above my head - unfortunately, it missed the hat and hit me on the shoulder....  sad24:

The nurses at A&E at Ashford Hospital said they kept my own bed for me...  lol:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on January 12, 2012, 12:18:56 PM
I had a tricycle with no brakes  :thumbsup:  Pity we lived on top of a hill  noooo:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Barman on January 12, 2012, 12:20:49 PM
I had a tricycle with no brakes  :thumbsup:  Pity we lived on top of a hill  noooo:

Amazing how we all survived really isn't it...?  lol:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on January 12, 2012, 12:23:38 PM
That sledge my dad made was a lethal weapon too  noooo:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on January 12, 2012, 12:58:40 PM
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What was the effect of the Beatles on the Vietnam War?
I am doing a research paper on the Beatles and I've already done a lot but most of it has more the Beatles affecting the Hippie Movement and i want to build a connection with the Beatles and the Vietnam war. So in other words how did the Beatles contribute to the end of the Vietnam war?
noooo:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Just One More on January 12, 2012, 06:07:00 PM
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What was the effect of the Beatles on the Vietnam War?
I am doing a research paper on the Beatles and I've already done a lot but most of it has more the Beatles affecting the Hippie Movement and i want to build a connection with the Beatles and the Vietnam war. So in other words how did the Beatles contribute to the end of the Vietnam war?
noooo:

Bugger all, Robin Williams did it single handed  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 12, 2012, 06:28:45 PM
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What was the effect of the Beatles on the Vietnam War?
I am doing a research paper on the Beatles and I've already done a lot but most of it has more the Beatles affecting the Hippie Movement and i want to build a connection with the Beatles and the Vietnam war. So in other words how did the Beatles contribute to the end of the Vietnam war?
noooo:

Bugger all, Robin Williams did it single handed  :thumbsup:

That was before he started hanging round toilets I suppose?
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on January 13, 2012, 01:01:42 PM
BM enquires:


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How does one say "hello little girl, want a sweetie? Do a hand-stand for uncle" in Modern Greek?
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Barman on January 13, 2012, 01:05:09 PM
BM enquires:


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How does one say "hello little girl, want a sweetie? Do a hand-stand for uncle" in Modern Greek?

γειά σου το μικρό κορίτσι, θέλει ένα sweetie; Κάνετε μια χέρι-στάση για το θείο  whistle:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on January 13, 2012, 01:10:29 PM
The Perverts' Phrasebook?
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Barman on January 13, 2012, 01:16:02 PM
The Perverts' Phrasebook?

Ναι...  whistle:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on January 13, 2012, 02:15:50 PM
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Who wrote the chapter MATTHEW of the bible ?did Matthew wrote it ?
Banghead
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on January 13, 2012, 07:05:37 PM
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My boyfriend is exhausted after we have sex? What's wrong? ?
My boyfriend is exhausted after sex? ?

When we're done he lays there for a good 15 minutes to catch his breathe, his heart beats really fast and he sais his stomach kills him, what's wrong? Is he just really out of shape? He's not overweight or anything

Lucky chap!!
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Barman on January 13, 2012, 07:43:20 PM
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My boyfriend is exhausted after we have sex? What's wrong? ?
My boyfriend is exhausted after sex? ?

When we're done he lays there for a good 15 minutes to catch his breathe, his heart beats really fast and he sais his stomach kills him, what's wrong? Is he just really out of shape? He's not overweight or anything

Lucky chap!!

The guy or his boyfriend...?  whistle:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on January 13, 2012, 08:38:40 PM
http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AtWejP2Ie1uokK0F67zLcMcgBgx.;_ylv=3?qid=20120107095712AAv8zjl (http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AtWejP2Ie1uokK0F67zLcMcgBgx.;_ylv=3?qid=20120107095712AAv8zjl)
 :thumbsup: redface: redface: redface: redface: redface:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Barman on January 14, 2012, 08:07:21 AM
[url]http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AtWejP2Ie1uokK0F67zLcMcgBgx.;_ylv=3?qid=20120107095712AAv8zjl[/url] ([url]http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AtWejP2Ie1uokK0F67zLcMcgBgx.;_ylv=3?qid=20120107095712AAv8zjl[/url])
 :thumbsup: redface: redface: redface: redface: redface:


 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on January 14, 2012, 10:04:10 AM
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Can a boxer deliver and still born and then labor stop?
My sister dog is a boxer and is pregnant. Her dog has been in labor for 24 hours and she says her dog delivered a still born and then her labor stopped. Does this sound right? And yes my sister shouldn't have breeded her dog being as clueless and lazy as she is. And the only reason I'm asking is bc she is a pathological liar who pawns her kids off on every1 and this is her current excuse. I'm trying to determine if she is telling the truth for once. Thanks. Please don't lecture me on dog breeding I agree with you.
rubschin:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Just One More on January 14, 2012, 11:12:37 AM
A better question would be who shagged her in the first place  sick2:

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Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on January 15, 2012, 05:13:46 PM
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What does a lighthouse emphasise ?
if something looks like a lighthouse what would it mean
rubschin:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on January 15, 2012, 06:35:46 PM
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When does a baby of tunisian father and scottish mother change colour?

Apparently "just pray it isn't a ginger" is not an acceptable answer  redface:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on January 15, 2012, 07:07:52 PM
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Can anyone dirty-minded help me with this?
Basically I have a psychology exam soon and my teacher suggested we use mnemonics to help remember all the names and studies.

(In case you don't know, a mnemonic is where you take the first letter of all the words you need to remember e.g. for names - Hastie, Asch, Nemeth and Wachtler - and you replace it with common words that make a sentence like Harry And Nadia Waited - so its easier to remember)

I need something like this for these letters:

P
H
C
P
C
P
C
R
H
A
N
M

and

E
P
E
A
W
E
S
M
M


If you can think of something dirty it would help because its easier to remember + make a story line so its like an actual sentence not just random dirty words (i know thats bad but if it helps oh well!)

thank you!


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Edith's Pretty Easy And Will Eat Some Massive Meat.
eeek:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on January 16, 2012, 01:12:26 AM
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Where can i find a large novelty pencil from amsterdam?
rubschin:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: apc2010 on January 16, 2012, 01:18:02 AM
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Where can i find a large novelty pencil from amsterdam?
rubschin:

Thought you were working........... noooo:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on January 16, 2012, 01:19:32 AM
Finished  cloud9:  Off to bed, but not tired now  Banghead
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: apc2010 on January 16, 2012, 01:21:26 AM
Finished  cloud9:  Off to bed, but not tired now  Banghead

We have a goodnight thread.......... whistle:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on January 16, 2012, 01:22:27 AM
 Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on January 17, 2012, 03:20:56 PM
BM writes


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What does it mean when a girl you like is sitting with her friends and they look at you and start giggling?
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Barman on January 17, 2012, 03:23:05 PM
BM writes


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What does it mean when a girl you like is sitting with her friends and they look at you and start giggling?

 whistle:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Nick on January 17, 2012, 03:39:03 PM
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Am I pregnant? internet sources left me confused.?


I advisedher to use this  redface:

http://www.thepregnancytester.com/ (http://www.thepregnancytester.com/)
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Barman on January 17, 2012, 03:50:23 PM
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Am I pregnant? internet sources left me confused.?


I advisedher to use this  redface:

[url]http://www.thepregnancytester.com/[/url] ([url]http://www.thepregnancytester.com/[/url])


happy001
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: apc2010 on January 17, 2012, 04:27:09 PM
Not quite yahoo answers but a moron all the same .................

highnoon


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Posts: 12

Message Posted:
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Message 7 of 9 in Discussion

s**t ... fucked up the Links






............the use of **** is some what lost I think........ rubschin:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Barman on January 17, 2012, 04:30:08 PM
Not quite yahoo answers but a moron all the same .................

highnoon


Joined: 28/09/2009
Posts: 12

Message Posted:
17/01/2012 17:06
   
Reply   
Message 7 of 9 in Discussion

s**t ... fucked up the Links






............the use of **** is some what lost I think........ rubschin:

 lol: lol: lol: What a c**t!
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: miss Tchevious on January 18, 2012, 04:45:40 PM
you mean w**t a cunt!
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Barman on January 18, 2012, 06:01:21 PM
you mean w**t a cunt!

happy001
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: miss Tchevious on January 18, 2012, 11:45:32 PM
not from yahoo, however....


Does anyone know why cancer is so popular in North Cyprus?

A friend of mine said, that many people die and suffer from cancer in North Cyprus every year. Is there any explanation of that?


I never thought that cancer was popular anywhere...maybe thats just me.. rubschin:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Barman on January 19, 2012, 05:24:20 AM
not from yahoo, however....


Does anyone know why cancer is so popular in North Cyprus?

A friend of mine said, that many people die and suffer from cancer in North Cyprus every year. Is there any explanation of that?


I never thought that cancer was popular anywhere...maybe thats just me.. rubschin:

No, I'm with you on that one!  lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 19, 2012, 06:38:39 AM
not from yahoo, however....


Does anyone know why cancer is so popular in North Cyprus?

A friend of mine said, that many people die and suffer from cancer in North Cyprus every year. Is there any explanation of that?


I never thought that cancer was popular anywhere...maybe thats just me.. rubschin:

The ignorant poltroon probably means Chaucer.   ::)
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on January 19, 2012, 09:27:42 AM
not from yahoo, however....


Does anyone know why cancer is so popular in North Cyprus?

A friend of mine said, that many people die and suffer from cancer in North Cyprus every year. Is there any explanation of that?


I never thought that cancer was popular anywhere...maybe thats just me.. rubschin:

The ignorant poltroon probably means Chaucer.   ::)

 drumroll:

Or, they might be referring to astrology?
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Snoopy on January 19, 2012, 09:31:53 AM
not from yahoo, however....


Does anyone know why cancer is so popular in North Cyprus?

A friend of mine said, that many people die and suffer from cancer in North Cyprus every year. Is there any explanation of that?


I never thought that cancer was popular anywhere...maybe thats just me.. rubschin:

The ignorant poltroon probably means Chaucer.   ::)

 drumroll:

Or, they might be referring to astrology?

Pollux   whistle:
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 19, 2012, 01:22:05 PM
not from yahoo, however....


Does anyone know why cancer is so popular in North Cyprus?

A friend of mine said, that many people die and suffer from cancer in North Cyprus every year. Is there any explanation of that?


I never thought that cancer was popular anywhere...maybe thats just me.. rubschin:

The ignorant poltroon probably means Chaucer.   ::)

 drumroll:

Or, they might be referring to astrology?

Pollux   whistle:

Talking out Uranus again?
Title: Re: Yahoo Answers
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on January 20, 2012, 05:06:18 PM