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Title: I WANT!
Post by: Barman on April 09, 2013, 09:50:18 AM
Why is the swinglet CAM the best tool for your needs? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h5NeH8lEsQc#ws)

Drool:
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Baldy on April 09, 2013, 10:03:19 AM
How much?
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Barman on April 09, 2013, 10:12:37 AM
How much?

The price isn't obvious so it must be loadsamunny....  evil:
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Uncle Mort on April 09, 2013, 12:06:45 PM
 rubschin:

Might have to get a counter.


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Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Barman on April 09, 2013, 12:16:31 PM
rubschin:

Might have to get a counter.


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 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Nick on June 14, 2013, 12:19:23 PM
http://www.ted.com/talks/raffaello_d_andrea_the_astounding_athletic_power_of_quadcopters.html (http://www.ted.com/talks/raffaello_d_andrea_the_astounding_athletic_power_of_quadcopters.html)
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Barman on June 14, 2013, 12:33:35 PM
[url]http://www.ted.com/talks/raffaello_d_andrea_the_astounding_athletic_power_of_quadcopters.html[/url] ([url]http://www.ted.com/talks/raffaello_d_andrea_the_astounding_athletic_power_of_quadcopters.html[/url])


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsmiley-love057.gif&hash=2af26f6878c4dbbe0e55e9b3bb999e48) (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php)
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 14, 2013, 12:52:09 PM
[url]http://www.ted.com/talks/raffaello_d_andrea_the_astounding_athletic_power_of_quadcopters.html[/url] ([url]http://www.ted.com/talks/raffaello_d_andrea_the_astounding_athletic_power_of_quadcopters.html[/url])
:thumbsup:

Very impressive  ;D
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Baldy on June 14, 2013, 05:33:15 PM
[url]http://www.ted.com/talks/raffaello_d_andrea_the_astounding_athletic_power_of_quadcopters.html[/url] ([url]http://www.ted.com/talks/raffaello_d_andrea_the_astounding_athletic_power_of_quadcopters.html[/url])


 eeek: eeek: eeek:   Thumbs:
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Nick on March 08, 2015, 06:19:06 PM
http://shop.startrek.com/detail.php?p=616856&ecid=SMM-ST-00550&pa=FB_Phaser_030815 (http://shop.startrek.com/detail.php?p=616856&ecid=SMM-ST-00550&pa=FB_Phaser_030815)

 :sex023: :sex023: :sex023:
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: apc2010 on March 08, 2015, 06:25:17 PM
[url]http://shop.startrek.com/detail.php?p=616856&ecid=SMM-ST-00550&pa=FB_Phaser_030815[/url] ([url]http://shop.startrek.com/detail.php?p=616856&ecid=SMM-ST-00550&pa=FB_Phaser_030815[/url])

 :sex023: :sex023: :sex023:


 noooo:
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 08, 2015, 08:26:46 PM
[url]http://shop.startrek.com/detail.php?p=616856&ecid=SMM-ST-00550&pa=FB_Phaser_030815[/url] ([url]http://shop.startrek.com/detail.php?p=616856&ecid=SMM-ST-00550&pa=FB_Phaser_030815[/url])

 :sex023: :sex023: :sex023:


 whistle: whistle:

This could be the safer version for Nick and BM, the official Star Trek phaser remote control, scanned from the last remaining intact prop from the original series. (come on, given Nick's love of Star Trek do you really think he'll be able to resist getting one)  lol:

([url]https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.firebox.com%2Fpic%2Fp6679_column_grid_12.jpg&hash=4f0d35e55680038bc83cd6ccecd8a122[/url])

Quote
Arm yourself with the ultimate Star Trek prop replica collectable
Control your TV, iPod & other gadgets with multiple gestures
Painstakingly highly-detailed and accurate to the original
3D scanned from the last remaining Phaser prop in existence
Lovingly hand-polished die-cast metal parts
Officially licensed by CBS
Detachable Type I Phaser unit
Plays a wide range of original series Phaser and Star Trek sounds


And most importantly for those two

Quote
Cannot actually be used to vaporise alien lifeforms


A steal at only £119   whistle:

[url]http://www.firebox.com/product/6679/Star-Trek-Original-Phaser-Universal-Remote-Control?via=hp&s=2x2&t=feature[/url] ([url]http://www.firebox.com/product/6679/Star-Trek-Original-Phaser-Universal-Remote-Control?via=hp&s=2x2&t=feature[/url])


http://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php?topic=9282.msg523812#msg523812 (http://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php?topic=9282.msg523812#msg523812)
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Baldy on March 08, 2015, 09:11:28 PM
[url]http://shop.startrek.com/detail.php?p=616856&ecid=SMM-ST-00550&pa=FB_Phaser_030815[/url] ([url]http://shop.startrek.com/detail.php?p=616856&ecid=SMM-ST-00550&pa=FB_Phaser_030815[/url])

 :sex023: :sex023: :sex023:


 noooo:


 noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Barman on March 08, 2015, 09:25:54 PM
[url]http://shop.startrek.com/detail.php?p=616856&ecid=SMM-ST-00550&pa=FB_Phaser_030815[/url] ([url]http://shop.startrek.com/detail.php?p=616856&ecid=SMM-ST-00550&pa=FB_Phaser_030815[/url])

 :sex023: :sex023: :sex023:


Utter. Mong.
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 09, 2015, 12:31:20 PM
[url]http://shop.startrek.com/detail.php?p=616856&ecid=SMM-ST-00550&pa=FB_Phaser_030815[/url] ([url]http://shop.startrek.com/detail.php?p=616856&ecid=SMM-ST-00550&pa=FB_Phaser_030815[/url])

 :sex023: :sex023: :sex023:


Utter. Mong.


[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xfj1n8vPWCE[/url] ([url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xfj1n8vPWCE[/url])

 ;D


 whistle:
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Barman on March 19, 2015, 03:41:02 PM
I want one....  cry:


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs12.postimg.org%2Fcmrwd6j7d%2Fmoto_360_winner_david_pascual.jpg&hash=ea58005102fedcd351efc020299c58ec) (http://postimg.org/image/cmrwd6j7d/)
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: apc2010 on March 19, 2015, 03:46:55 PM
I want one....  cry:


([url]https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs12.postimg.org%2Fcmrwd6j7d%2Fmoto_360_winner_david_pascual.jpg&hash=ea58005102fedcd351efc020299c58ec[/url]) ([url]http://postimg.org/image/cmrwd6j7d/[/url])


Buy the magazine.....worked for Nick..... Thumbs:
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Barman on March 19, 2015, 03:51:42 PM
I want one....  cry:


([url]https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs12.postimg.org%2Fcmrwd6j7d%2Fmoto_360_winner_david_pascual.jpg&hash=ea58005102fedcd351efc020299c58ec[/url]) ([url]http://postimg.org/image/cmrwd6j7d/[/url])


Buy the magazine.....worked for Nick..... Thumbs:


 rubschin:
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Nick on March 19, 2015, 05:15:30 PM
 :thumbsup:
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Steve on March 19, 2015, 08:22:35 PM
They sell it using the line "Android Wear"

 rubschin:
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Nick on March 19, 2015, 08:25:56 PM
Wear? Well he is clapped out, so yes  noooo: noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Barman on March 19, 2015, 08:37:20 PM
They sell it using the line "Android Wear"

 rubschin:



(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs15.postimg.org%2F4qh5kmqlz%2FRk_Hmy5v.jpg&hash=fe5d78b16f192f985f54de7a67bdeb6a) (http://postimg.org/image/4qh5kmqlz/)
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Steve on March 19, 2015, 08:39:26 PM
They sell it using the line "Android Wear"

 rubschin:



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 lol:


Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 19, 2015, 09:56:31 PM
They sell it using the line "Android Wear"

 rubschin:



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 lol:

 lol: lol:
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 20, 2015, 03:00:50 AM
They sell it using the line "Android Wear"

 rubschin:



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 lol:

 lol: lol:


 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Baldy on March 20, 2015, 11:56:05 AM
They sell it using the line "Android Wear"

 rubschin:



([url]https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs15.postimg.org%2F4qh5kmqlz%2FRk_Hmy5v.jpg&hash=fe5d78b16f192f985f54de7a67bdeb6a[/url]) ([url]http://postimg.org/image/4qh5kmqlz/[/url])


 lol:

 lol: lol:


 lol: lol: lol:


 lol: lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Barman on March 30, 2015, 02:20:16 PM
Quote from: Amazon
Unfortunately, due to delivery restrictions on such items, we won’t be able to send you B00NBU1OMY Motorola Moto 360 Stainless Steel Smartwatch and Heart Rate/Activity Tracker with Bluetooth Connectivity Compatible with Android 4.3+ Smartphones - Dark Steel/Black Leather Strap and have cancelled it from your order 203-1974332-6652335.  This is because this item contains flammable, pressurised, corrosive, environmentally hazardous or otherwise harmful substances classified as dangerous goods under the European Agreement concerning the International Carriage of Dangerous Goods by Air.

ARSE!  cussing:
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on March 30, 2015, 02:58:00 PM
Quote from: Amazon
Unfortunately, due to delivery restrictions on such items, we won’t be able to send you B00NBU1OMY Motorola Moto 360 Stainless Steel Smartwatch and Heart Rate/Activity Tracker with Bluetooth Connectivity Compatible with Android 4.3+ Smartphones - Dark Steel/Black Leather Strap and have cancelled it from your order 203-1974332-6652335.  This is because this item contains flammable, pressurised, corrosive, environmentally hazardous or otherwise harmful substances classified as dangerous goods under the European Agreement concerning the International Carriage of Dangerous Goods by Air.

ARSE!  cussing:

Can't they "ship" it? Doe it have to come by air . . .
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Nick on March 30, 2015, 03:34:44 PM
Get Boogs to smuggle it in, you say?  rubschin:
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 30, 2015, 04:38:48 PM
Isn't LL in the UK at the moment?  rubschin:
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Nick on March 30, 2015, 04:48:21 PM
Isn't LL in the UK at the moment and eager to smuggle a lethal gadget to BM so he can gub it?  rubschin:

 whistle:
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 30, 2015, 05:00:31 PM
Isn't LL in the UK at the moment and eager to smuggle a lethal gadget to BM so he can gub it?  rubschin:

 whistle:

If that's the case then cut out the middle woman and just send it to Nottingham...  whistle:
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Barman on March 30, 2015, 06:14:48 PM
Isn't LL in the UK at the moment and eager to smuggle a lethal gadget to BM so he can gub it?  rubschin:

 whistle:

If that's the case then cut out the middle woman and just send it to Nottingham...  whistle:

 lol: lol: lol:

I presume the issue is the teeny-tiny (320mAh) lithium battery.... ::)

Fuck Amazon, I have ordered it (cheaper) from an ebay seller in Chermany.....  cloud9:
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Barman on March 30, 2015, 06:15:19 PM
PS Don't tell LL about it.....  redface:
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Nick on March 30, 2015, 06:29:46 PM
I have some cheese here, hang on
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 30, 2015, 07:31:39 PM
PS Don't tell LL about it.....  redface:

Just an observation but mentioning it on here where means that LL is bound to find out, especially when you narked Misty with an earlier comment...  noooo:
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Barman on March 30, 2015, 07:37:10 PM
PS Don't tell LL about it.....  redface:

Just an observation but mentioning it on here where means that LL is bound to find out, especially when you narked Misty with an earlier comment...  noooo:

 rubschin:
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 31, 2015, 09:09:07 AM
PS Don't tell LL about it.....  redface:


Just an observation but mentioning it on here where means that LL is bound to find out, especially when you narked Misty with an earlier comment...  noooo:


 rubschin:


And your new watch would easily fit into one of these...  whistle:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3009680/60-smart-safe-locks-away-favourite-things-opens-complete-certain-tasks.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3009680/60-smart-safe-locks-away-favourite-things-opens-complete-certain-tasks.html)
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Barman on March 31, 2015, 11:21:22 AM
PS Don't tell LL about it.....  redface:


Just an observation but mentioning it on here where means that LL is bound to find out, especially when you narked Misty with an earlier comment...  noooo:


 rubschin:


And your new watch would easily fit into one of these...  whistle:

[url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3009680/60-smart-safe-locks-away-favourite-things-opens-complete-certain-tasks.html[/url] ([url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3009680/60-smart-safe-locks-away-favourite-things-opens-complete-certain-tasks.html[/url])


 eeek:
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: apc2010 on March 31, 2015, 11:43:28 AM
PS Don't tell LL about it.....  redface:

Just an observation but mentioning it on here where means that LL is bound to find out, especially when you narked Misty with an earlier comment...  noooo:

 rubschin:

 noooo:
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Steve on March 31, 2015, 11:59:12 AM
lol: lol: lol:

I presume the issue is the teeny-tiny (320mAh) lithium battery.... ::)

Fuck Amazon, I have ordered it (cheaper) from an ebay seller in Chermany.....  cloud9:
[serious]  so what do you want a smart watch to do for you?   I don't want a watch I can talk to or that then tells me the weather or lets me google search - and that's how they advertise it.  But one that tells me when I have an important email or appointment due could be very useful.

[less serious] now we have a "fuck Amazon" policy is the link on the page going to change to an eBay link?
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Barman on March 31, 2015, 12:09:16 PM
lol: lol: lol:

I presume the issue is the teeny-tiny (320mAh) lithium battery.... ::)

Fuck Amazon, I have ordered it (cheaper) from an ebay seller in Chermany.....  cloud9:
[serious]  so what do you want a smart watch to do for you?   I don't want a watch I can talk to or that then tells me the weather or lets me google search - and that's how they advertise it.  But one that tells me when I have an important email or appointment due could be very useful.

[less serious] now we have a "fuck Amazon" policy is the link on the page going to change to an eBay link?

Well....

To be honest, I've always had a 'thing' about watches and have quite a collection....

...this one allows me to have a different watch (face) every day if I want.... Some of them are beautiful.... Plus, I hope that I can make a face (you can create your own) that allows me to see the time and date without squinting as I have to with my Seiko Kinetic....

So, it looks to be a very attractive and flexible watch for me first and foremost...

In addition, I've quite got into 'OK Google' thing and find it quite useful - see also, setting reminders and setting the alarm, etc.

And lastly, as you say you can be informed of important e-mails - you can set filters so that you don't get informed every time somebody posts a picture of their breakfast on Faceache or anything like that...

...it clearly is Version 1.0 of the software (and phone) and I don't doubt that more powerful models will be available in time but I am excited about having this one now....

Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: apc2010 on March 31, 2015, 12:14:33 PM
lol: lol: lol:

I presume the issue is the teeny-tiny (320mAh) lithium battery.... ::)

Fuck Amazon, I have ordered it (cheaper) from an ebay seller in Chermany.....  cloud9:
[serious]  so what do you want a smart watch to do for you?   I don't want a watch I can talk to or that then tells me the weather or lets me google search - and that's how they advertise it.  But one that tells me when I have an important email or appointment due could be very useful.

[less serious] now we have a "fuck Amazon" policy is the link on the page going to change to an eBay link?

Well....

To be honest, I've always had a 'thing' about watches and have quite a collection....

...this one allows me to have a different watch (face) every day if I want.... Some of them are beautiful.... Plus, I hope that I can make a face (you can create your own) that allows me to see the time and date without squinting as I have to with my Seiko Kinetic....

So, it looks to be a very attractive and flexible watch for me first and foremost...

In addition, I've quite got into 'OK Google' thing and find it quite useful - see also, setting reminders and setting the alarm, etc.

And lastly, as you say you can be informed of important e-mails - you can set filters so that you don't get informed every time somebody posts a picture of their breakfast on Faceache or anything like that...

...it clearly is Version 1.0 of the software (and phone) and I don't doubt that more powerful models will be available in time but I am excited about having this one now....

I like watches too........but have stopped wearing them........ rubschin:

My cartier is automatic type thingy ...I haven't worn it for so long I thinks it will need re-setting.....it's last service cost me 300 snotters.... Shocked:

My fav is a "speedo" (not the trunks)....of a 356 porsche..... cloud9:   but hard to use... redface:
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Steve on March 31, 2015, 12:22:25 PM
lol: lol: lol:

I presume the issue is the teeny-tiny (320mAh) lithium battery.... ::)

Fuck Amazon, I have ordered it (cheaper) from an ebay seller in Chermany.....  cloud9:
[serious]  so what do you want a smart watch to do for you?   I don't want a watch I can talk to or that then tells me the weather or lets me google search - and that's how they advertise it.  But one that tells me when I have an important email or appointment due could be very useful.

[less serious] now we have a "fuck Amazon" policy is the link on the page going to change to an eBay link?

Well....

To be honest, I've always had a 'thing' about watches and have quite a collection....

...this one allows me to have a different watch (face) every day if I want.... Some of them are beautiful.... Plus, I hope that I can make a face (you can create your own) that allows me to see the time and date without squinting as I have to with my Seiko Kinetic....

So, it looks to be a very attractive and flexible watch for me first and foremost...

In addition, I've quite got into 'OK Google' thing and find it quite useful - see also, setting reminders and setting the alarm, etc.

And lastly, as you say you can be informed of important e-mails - you can set filters so that you don't get informed every time somebody posts a picture of their breakfast on Faceache or anything like that...

...it clearly is Version 1.0 of the software (and phone) and I don't doubt that more powerful models will be available in time but I am excited about having this one now....


Ta, will be interested to see how you get on with it.   The early smart watches of years by were clearly bollocks but these seem to be a real deal by linking them to the phone.

Problem is I really like contemporary style watches.  One I've had over 40 years and still works fine but then I like gadgets too. 
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 04, 2015, 08:42:29 PM
A walking man cave you say...  rubschin:

http://www.n55.dk/MANUALS/WALKINGHOUSE/walkinghouse.html (http://www.n55.dk/MANUALS/WALKINGHOUSE/walkinghouse.html)

https://youtu.be/14vBNbi1j_4 (https://youtu.be/14vBNbi1j_4)
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Barman on April 05, 2015, 05:49:46 AM
A walking man cave you say...  rubschin:

[url]http://www.n55.dk/MANUALS/WALKINGHOUSE/walkinghouse.html[/url] ([url]http://www.n55.dk/MANUALS/WALKINGHOUSE/walkinghouse.html[/url])

[url]https://youtu.be/14vBNbi1j_4[/url] ([url]https://youtu.be/14vBNbi1j_4[/url])


 rubschin:
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Steve on April 08, 2015, 05:14:25 PM
So has the Moto 360 arrived yet?

Had a play with one of these today.  It's a bit big and I prefer the old fashioned watch Mrs K gave me but gotta say it is a superb piece of kit.  Brilliant display esp as a watch and very easy to switch through different information loaded views.

Methinks this sort of watch is the future
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Nick on April 08, 2015, 05:18:05 PM
I am told my blower/sucker has arrived cloud9: cloud9:
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Barman on April 08, 2015, 05:27:39 PM
So has the Moto 360 arrived yet?

Had a play with one of these today.  It's a bit big and I prefer the old fashioned watch Mrs K gave me but gotta say it is a superb piece of kit.  Brilliant display esp as a watch and very easy to switch through different information loaded views.

Methinks this sort of watch is the future

No!  Banghead Banghead Banghead

Order processing was delayed because the ebay computers went haywire.... they (ebay) sent me a lovely e-mail saying they blamed the robots - I was not impressed...  evil:

So, the supplier posted it quickly on the 1st April ( evil:) and it left Chermany on the 4th - arriving in Cyprus on the 7th....

It finally became 'Ready for pickup' today at 13:30...

BUT ready for pickup (The recipient has been informed) means that is has arrived at Limassol post office - they will have sent a message to the village post office telling me that I have a parcel there...

SO I won't get that notice for a couple of days or more....

AND it is Greaster this weekend so everything is shut down until next Wednesday...

SO the watch I originally ordered from Amazon on the 19th March won't be in my hands (or on my wrist) until the 16th or 17th of May!  cussing:

It is amazing how circumstances can conspire against you.....  cussing:

BUT it is excellent news that you have actually tried one and think it is cool!  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Barman on April 08, 2015, 05:28:11 PM
I am told my blower/sucker has arrived cloud9: cloud9:

And you ordered it through the Amazon linky.....  cloud9:
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Nick on April 08, 2015, 05:29:07 PM
How long before the cats shit on yer watch  point: point: point:
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Barman on April 08, 2015, 05:29:53 PM
How long before the cats shit on yer watch  point: point: point:

Not long....  cry:
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Barman on April 09, 2015, 10:55:27 AM
I beat the system!  eeek:

It is mine!  cloud9:
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Steve on April 09, 2015, 11:02:59 AM
 :thumbsup:
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Barman on April 09, 2015, 11:14:14 AM
it is as wonderful as an extremely wonderful thing!  cloud9:

Even the box is beautiful....  ;D
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: apc2010 on April 09, 2015, 11:19:32 AM
I beat the system!  eeek:

It is mine!  cloud9:

Read as LL is away......... whistle:
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Barman on April 09, 2015, 11:20:24 AM
I beat the system!  eeek:

It is mine!  cloud9:

Read as LL is away......... whistle:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Barman on April 09, 2015, 05:22:55 PM
OMG!  kleenex: kleenex: kleenex:
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: apc2010 on April 09, 2015, 05:24:02 PM
OMG!  kleenex: kleenex: kleenex:

Read as LL is away again......... noooo:
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Barman on April 09, 2015, 05:28:27 PM
OMG!  kleenex: kleenex: kleenex:

Read as LL is away again......... noooo:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Nick on April 09, 2015, 06:26:45 PM
 noooo:
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Steve on April 09, 2015, 08:33:54 PM
OMG!  kleenex: kleenex: kleenex:
Popcorn:

Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Barman on April 10, 2015, 08:14:01 AM
OMG!  kleenex: kleenex: kleenex:
Popcorn:

All the watch faces I have downloaded.... Drool:
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Steve on April 10, 2015, 08:25:31 AM
OMG!  kleenex: kleenex: kleenex:
Popcorn:

All the watch faces I have downloaded.... Drool:
:thumbsup:

They are quite stunning aren't they

Showed Mrs K one of these and even gadget averse as she is she was very impressed
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Barman on April 10, 2015, 08:50:50 AM
OMG!  kleenex: kleenex: kleenex:
Popcorn:

All the watch faces I have downloaded.... Drool:
:thumbsup:

They are quite stunning aren't they

Showed Mrs K one of these and even gadget averse as she is she was very impressed

They are absolutely beautiful - the display is magical....  cloud9:

I hope LL is as impressed as Mrs. Steve.....  scared2:
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 10, 2015, 10:09:16 AM
Offer to pay for her to have a spending spree to the value of the watch...  whistle:
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Barman on April 10, 2015, 10:11:57 AM
Offer to pay for her to have a spending spree to the value of the watch...  whistle:

 Shocked:
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 10, 2015, 10:26:00 AM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3032575/The-smart-armour-set-bring-gladiators-fighting-virtual-death-Watch-fighters-use-real-weapons-test-smart-suit-tracks-blows.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3032575/The-smart-armour-set-bring-gladiators-fighting-virtual-death-Watch-fighters-use-real-weapons-test-smart-suit-tracks-blows.html)

Put on armour, pick up sword, beat crap out of opponent. I can see this making money... rubschin:
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Barman on April 10, 2015, 11:25:47 AM
[url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3032575/The-smart-armour-set-bring-gladiators-fighting-virtual-death-Watch-fighters-use-real-weapons-test-smart-suit-tracks-blows.html[/url] ([url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3032575/The-smart-armour-set-bring-gladiators-fighting-virtual-death-Watch-fighters-use-real-weapons-test-smart-suit-tracks-blows.html[/url])

Put on armour, pick up sword, beat crap out of opponent. I can see this making money... rubschin:


I could make that.... prolly.....  rubschin:
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 10, 2015, 02:23:05 PM
And LL could test it on you to work off the irritation at your new toy...  whistle:
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: apc2010 on April 10, 2015, 02:25:40 PM
And LL could test it on you to work off the irritation at your new toy...  whistle:

 Thumbs: ;D
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Barman on April 10, 2015, 02:48:43 PM
And LL could test it on you to work off the irritation at your new toy...  whistle:

 scared2:
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 10, 2015, 09:59:44 PM
That could be the new pub game. Baldymort Bashing Bingo.  :thumbsup:

You could have things like:

One line for how many times LL can whack BM before the neighbours call the police over the noise
One line for how many hits it will take for the bucket to be perfectly moulded to BM's head

Any other suggestions folks...  rubschin:
 
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Barman on April 11, 2015, 05:13:03 AM
That could be the new pub game. Baldymort Bashing Bingo.  :thumbsup:

You could have things like:

One line for how many times LL can whack BM before the neighbours call the police over the noise
One line for how many hits it will take for the bucket to be perfectly moulded to BM's head

Any other suggestions folks...  rubschin:

 evil:
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on April 11, 2015, 09:28:33 AM
That could be the new pub game. Baldymort Bashing Bingo.  :thumbsup:

You could have things like:

One line for how many times LL can whack BM before the neighbours call the police over the noise
One line for how many hits it will take for the bucket to be perfectly moulded to BM's head

Any other suggestions folks...  rubschin:

I thought it already was . . .       whistle:
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 11, 2015, 01:40:30 PM
Not sure if anyone would buy a bucket if it was that shape already... rubschin:
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Nick on April 13, 2015, 06:13:58 AM
http://www.boredpanda.com/baby-flask-public-drinking-mike-warren/ (http://www.boredpanda.com/baby-flask-public-drinking-mike-warren/)
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Barman on April 13, 2015, 06:29:20 AM
[url]http://www.boredpanda.com/baby-flask-public-drinking-mike-warren/[/url] ([url]http://www.boredpanda.com/baby-flask-public-drinking-mike-warren/[/url])


 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 02, 2015, 12:49:36 AM
https://youtu.be/-vVblGlIMgw

 eveilgrin: eveilgrin:
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: apc2010 on May 02, 2015, 01:00:10 AM
https://youtu.be/-vVblGlIMgw

 eveilgrin: eveilgrin:

 rubschin:
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Barman on May 02, 2015, 06:00:40 AM
https://youtu.be/-vVblGlIMgw (https://youtu.be/-vVblGlIMgw)

 eveilgrin: eveilgrin:

I have to say I find the combination of Adam and his sycophantic slope quite wearing....  noooo:

This appealed to me more...

Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Nick on May 02, 2015, 07:56:17 AM
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Ultimate-Geek-Pen-One-Pen/dp/B001PLBUR0/ref=sr_1_1/277-6826365-7695432?ie=UTF8&qid=1430553330&sr=8-1&keywords=ultimate+geek+pen (http://www.amazon.co.uk/Ultimate-Geek-Pen-One-Pen/dp/B001PLBUR0/ref=sr_1_1/277-6826365-7695432?ie=UTF8&qid=1430553330&sr=8-1&keywords=ultimate+geek+pen)
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 03, 2015, 08:36:15 PM
Skalextric was never that fast when I was a kid  eeek:

https://youtu.be/I8Pm6ACLsq0
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: apc2010 on May 03, 2015, 08:39:50 PM
Skalextric was never that fast when I was a kid  eeek:

https://youtu.be/I8Pm6ACLsq0

 eeek: eeek:

I want one.......... Thumbs:
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Barman on May 04, 2015, 06:08:35 AM
Skalextric was never that fast when I was a kid  eeek:

https://youtu.be/I8Pm6ACLsq0

 eeek:
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: boogs on May 04, 2015, 02:07:10 PM
Don't see the point myself  noooo:  you can't even see them and they are not proper cars  whistle:
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on May 06, 2015, 10:16:35 AM
Don't see the point myself  noooo:  you can't even see them and they are not proper cars  whistle:

 :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Steve on May 06, 2015, 05:54:28 PM
Don't see the point myself  noooo:  you can't even see them and they are not proper cars  whistle:

 rubschin:

We did this topic a couple of years back and you said you wanted one then.  It's called a Blue King track and once upon my time (45 years ago) the lap times were ~ 4 seconds, now they do under 1.5 seconds for a 150 foot track  eeek:

There are worse hobbies, if there were one of those tracks near me I'd take it up again. 
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Steve on May 15, 2015, 04:57:40 PM
 rubschin:  cheaper than a quadcopter

http://www.firebox.com/product/7135/PowerUp-3.0-Smartphone-Controlled-Paper-Aeroplane?via=searchbox (http://www.firebox.com/product/7135/PowerUp-3.0-Smartphone-Controlled-Paper-Aeroplane?via=searchbox)

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.firebox.com%2Fpic%2Fp7135_column_grid_1.jpg&hash=d9fc8846cdf1ba164c8e85cd42e6cffa)
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 15, 2015, 05:02:15 PM
rubschin:  cheaper than a quadcopter

[url]http://www.firebox.com/product/7135/PowerUp-3.0-Smartphone-Controlled-Paper-Aeroplane?via=searchbox[/url] ([url]http://www.firebox.com/product/7135/PowerUp-3.0-Smartphone-Controlled-Paper-Aeroplane?via=searchbox[/url])

([url]https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.firebox.com%2Fpic%2Fp7135_column_grid_1.jpg&hash=d9fc8846cdf1ba164c8e85cd42e6cffa[/url])


Waterproof as well  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 15, 2015, 05:04:06 PM
rubschin:  cheaper than a quadcopter

[url]http://www.firebox.com/product/7135/PowerUp-3.0-Smartphone-Controlled-Paper-Aeroplane?via=searchbox[/url] ([url]http://www.firebox.com/product/7135/PowerUp-3.0-Smartphone-Controlled-Paper-Aeroplane?via=searchbox[/url])

([url]https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.firebox.com%2Fpic%2Fp7135_column_grid_1.jpg&hash=d9fc8846cdf1ba164c8e85cd42e6cffa[/url])


Waterproof as well  :thumbsup:


But is it BaldymortTM proof?  rubschin:
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 15, 2015, 05:33:33 PM
http://www.firebox.com/product/6991/Smarter-Coffee?via=chart (http://www.firebox.com/product/6991/Smarter-Coffee?via=chart)

 cloud9:
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Barman on May 15, 2015, 06:07:22 PM
Bastards!   evil:
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 30, 2015, 10:11:38 PM
Even if only firing blanks I'm sure the sight would be enough to clear traffic....  eveilgrin:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fstatic.dudeiwantthat.com%2Fautos%2Fmotorcycles%2Fresize%281160%252c651%29%2Fsteampunk-motorcycle-with-16870.jpg&hash=14dc64c73204c5b7adaa1f0cd15f6610)

http://www.dudeiwantthat.com/autos/motorcycles/steampunk-motorcycle-with-firing-machine-guns.asp (http://www.dudeiwantthat.com/autos/motorcycles/steampunk-motorcycle-with-firing-machine-guns.asp)
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Barman on May 31, 2015, 05:37:49 AM
Even if only firing blanks I'm sure the sight would be enough to clear traffic....  eveilgrin:

([url]https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fstatic.dudeiwantthat.com%2Fautos%2Fmotorcycles%2Fresize%281160%252c651%29%2Fsteampunk-motorcycle-with-16870.jpg&hash=14dc64c73204c5b7adaa1f0cd15f6610[/url])

[url]http://www.dudeiwantthat.com/autos/motorcycles/steampunk-motorcycle-with-firing-machine-guns.asp[/url] ([url]http://www.dudeiwantthat.com/autos/motorcycles/steampunk-motorcycle-with-firing-machine-guns.asp[/url])


 eveilgrin: eveilgrin:
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 31, 2015, 01:14:36 PM
Even if only firing blanks I'm sure the sight would be enough to clear traffic....  eveilgrin:

([url]https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fstatic.dudeiwantthat.com%2Fautos%2Fmotorcycles%2Fresize%281160%252c651%29%2Fsteampunk-motorcycle-with-16870.jpg&hash=14dc64c73204c5b7adaa1f0cd15f6610[/url])

[url]http://www.dudeiwantthat.com/autos/motorcycles/steampunk-motorcycle-with-firing-machine-guns.asp[/url] ([url]http://www.dudeiwantthat.com/autos/motorcycles/steampunk-motorcycle-with-firing-machine-guns.asp[/url])


 eveilgrin: eveilgrin:


You have enough problems with shotguns while standing still...  rubschin:
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Barman on May 31, 2015, 05:39:36 PM
Even if only firing blanks I'm sure the sight would be enough to clear traffic....  eveilgrin:

([url]https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fstatic.dudeiwantthat.com%2Fautos%2Fmotorcycles%2Fresize%281160%252c651%29%2Fsteampunk-motorcycle-with-16870.jpg&hash=14dc64c73204c5b7adaa1f0cd15f6610[/url])

[url]http://www.dudeiwantthat.com/autos/motorcycles/steampunk-motorcycle-with-firing-machine-guns.asp[/url] ([url]http://www.dudeiwantthat.com/autos/motorcycles/steampunk-motorcycle-with-firing-machine-guns.asp[/url])


 eveilgrin: eveilgrin:


You have enough problems with shotguns while standing still...  rubschin:


 redface:
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 18, 2015, 05:18:40 PM
Or you could always go for the retro look...  rubschin:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2015%2F06%2F18%2F11%2F29BAED5300000578-3129593-image-m-25_1434625171655.jpg&hash=21b48a26b39021f43147c1b6b1299972)

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3129593/Vintage-World-War-One-motorbike-complete-machine-gun-sale.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3129593/Vintage-World-War-One-motorbike-complete-machine-gun-sale.html)
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Barman on June 18, 2015, 06:22:11 PM
Or you could always go for the retro look...  rubschin:

([url]https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2015%2F06%2F18%2F11%2F29BAED5300000578-3129593-image-m-25_1434625171655.jpg&hash=21b48a26b39021f43147c1b6b1299972[/url])

[url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3129593/Vintage-World-War-One-motorbike-complete-machine-gun-sale.html[/url] ([url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3129593/Vintage-World-War-One-motorbike-complete-machine-gun-sale.html[/url])


Holy fuck yes!  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 17, 2015, 07:27:17 PM
Marshall are making a smartphone...  cloud9:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2015%2F07%2F16%2F23%2F2A991E0400000578-0-image-a-26_1437086704826.jpg&hash=f5e7176f1e70ebd0a13aefa8d2273978)

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3164633/The-phone-goes-11-Rock-amp-maker-Marshall-reveals-smartphone-music-fans-says-loudest-Earth.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3164633/The-phone-goes-11-Rock-amp-maker-Marshall-reveals-smartphone-music-fans-says-loudest-Earth.html)
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 12, 2015, 05:12:35 PM
Don't think BM would have anywhere big enough to fit this...  rubschin:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2015%2F08%2F12%2F16%2F2B4C481800000578-3195231-image-a-38_1439392283262.jpg&hash=242eb0670886911b25a3368d307b1b05)

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3195231/World-s-biggest-Scalextric-track-designed-Formula-One-ace-Martin-Brundle-featuring-150ft-sport-s-famous-turns-goes-sale.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3195231/World-s-biggest-Scalextric-track-designed-Formula-One-ace-Martin-Brundle-featuring-150ft-sport-s-famous-turns-goes-sale.html)
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Barman on August 12, 2015, 05:21:26 PM
Don't think BM would have anywhere big enough to fit this...  rubschin:

([url]https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2015%2F08%2F12%2F16%2F2B4C481800000578-3195231-image-a-38_1439392283262.jpg&hash=242eb0670886911b25a3368d307b1b05[/url])

[url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3195231/World-s-biggest-Scalextric-track-designed-Formula-One-ace-Martin-Brundle-featuring-150ft-sport-s-famous-turns-goes-sale.html[/url] ([url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3195231/World-s-biggest-Scalextric-track-designed-Formula-One-ace-Martin-Brundle-featuring-150ft-sport-s-famous-turns-goes-sale.html[/url])


Meh... ::)
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: apc2010 on August 13, 2015, 09:04:23 AM
Don't think BM would have anywhere big enough to fit this...  rubschin:

([url]https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2015%2F08%2F12%2F16%2F2B4C481800000578-3195231-image-a-38_1439392283262.jpg&hash=242eb0670886911b25a3368d307b1b05[/url])

[url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3195231/World-s-biggest-Scalextric-track-designed-Formula-One-ace-Martin-Brundle-featuring-150ft-sport-s-famous-turns-goes-sale.html[/url] ([url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3195231/World-s-biggest-Scalextric-track-designed-Formula-One-ace-Martin-Brundle-featuring-150ft-sport-s-famous-turns-goes-sale.html[/url])


 rubschin:
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 13, 2015, 10:53:09 AM
Don't think BM would have anywhere big enough to fit this...  rubschin:

([url]https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2015%2F08%2F12%2F16%2F2B4C481800000578-3195231-image-a-38_1439392283262.jpg&hash=242eb0670886911b25a3368d307b1b05[/url])

[url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3195231/World-s-biggest-Scalextric-track-designed-Formula-One-ace-Martin-Brundle-featuring-150ft-sport-s-famous-turns-goes-sale.html[/url] ([url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3195231/World-s-biggest-Scalextric-track-designed-Formula-One-ace-Martin-Brundle-featuring-150ft-sport-s-famous-turns-goes-sale.html[/url])


 rubschin:


I hate to tell you this Apey and you may want to sit down but this is going to be a charity auction so if you want it you would need to spend megabucks...   rubschin:



Apey.....?




Apey.....?




Can someone fetch the smelling salts, padlock pockets seems to have fainted.  noooo:
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: apc2010 on August 13, 2015, 10:58:27 AM
Don't think BM would have anywhere big enough to fit this...  rubschin:

([url]https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2015%2F08%2F12%2F16%2F2B4C481800000578-3195231-image-a-38_1439392283262.jpg&hash=242eb0670886911b25a3368d307b1b05[/url])

[url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3195231/World-s-biggest-Scalextric-track-designed-Formula-One-ace-Martin-Brundle-featuring-150ft-sport-s-famous-turns-goes-sale.html[/url] ([url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3195231/World-s-biggest-Scalextric-track-designed-Formula-One-ace-Martin-Brundle-featuring-150ft-sport-s-famous-turns-goes-sale.html[/url])


 rubschin:


I hate to tell you this Apey and you may want to sit down but this is going to be a charity auction so if you want it you would need to spend megabucks...   rubschin:



Apey.....?




Apey.....?




Can someone fetch the smelling salts, padlock pockets seems to have fainted.  noooo:


A con then.... noooo:
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: tel on October 13, 2015, 01:43:30 PM
Ideal Xmas presents

https://grahamcluley.com/2015/10/usb-killer/?utm_source=Cluley&utm_campaign=fd682ce222-Graham_Cluley&utm_medium=email&utm_term=0_8106850f4a-fd682ce222-62330481
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Barman on October 13, 2015, 02:11:18 PM
Ideal Xmas presents

https://grahamcluley.com/2015/10/usb-killer/?utm_source=Cluley&utm_campaign=fd682ce222-Graham_Cluley&utm_medium=email&utm_term=0_8106850f4a-fd682ce222-62330481

 lol: lol: lol:

I read that this morning (I get a regular update from Graham Cluley) but I hadn't considered the Xmas present potential!  Thumbs:
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 13, 2015, 11:16:31 PM
Ideal Xmas presents

https://grahamcluley.com/2015/10/usb-killer/?utm_source=Cluley&utm_campaign=fd682ce222-Graham_Cluley&utm_medium=email&utm_term=0_8106850f4a-fd682ce222-62330481

 lol: lol: lol:

I read that this morning (I get a regular update from Graham Cluley) but I hadn't considered the Xmas present potential!  Thumbs:

Secret Santa for Apey you say...  rubschin:
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Barman on October 14, 2015, 06:16:21 AM
Ideal Xmas presents

https://grahamcluley.com/2015/10/usb-killer/?utm_source=Cluley&utm_campaign=fd682ce222-Graham_Cluley&utm_medium=email&utm_term=0_8106850f4a-fd682ce222-62330481

 lol: lol: lol:

I read that this morning (I get a regular update from Graham Cluley) but I hadn't considered the Xmas present potential!  Thumbs:

Secret Santa for Apey you say...  rubschin:

I think he has enough problems with his laptops....

...it would be like buying him a box of tin-tacks to sprinkle on his driveway.....  lol:
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 14, 2015, 09:09:07 AM
That's a rather specific example BM, do you have something to confess to poor padlock pockets...  whistle:
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Barman on October 14, 2015, 10:01:05 AM
That's a rather specific example BM, do you have something to confess to poor padlock pockets...  whistle:

 redface:
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: apc2010 on October 15, 2015, 09:38:17 PM
Ideal Xmas presents

https://grahamcluley.com/2015/10/usb-killer/?utm_source=Cluley&utm_campaign=fd682ce222-Graham_Cluley&utm_medium=email&utm_term=0_8106850f4a-fd682ce222-62330481

 lol: lol: lol:

I read that this morning (I get a regular update from Graham Cluley) but I hadn't considered the Xmas present potential!  Thumbs:

Secret Santa for Apey you say...  rubschin:

I think he has enough problems with his laptops....

...it would be like buying him a box of tin-tacks to sprinkle on his driveway.....  lol:

 cussing:
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 30, 2015, 08:57:24 PM
So take a paintgun, paint it black and then refill the paintballs with powdered ghost pepper..  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3295858/Controversial-ghost-pepper-gun-cause-temporarily-blindness-revealed-immediately-banned-Indigogo.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3295858/Controversial-ghost-pepper-gun-cause-temporarily-blindness-revealed-immediately-banned-Indigogo.html)

I can see a market for this...  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Barman on October 30, 2015, 08:58:24 PM
So take a paintgun, paint it black and then refill the paintballs with powdered ghost pepper..  rubschin:

[url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3295858/Controversial-ghost-pepper-gun-cause-temporarily-blindness-revealed-immediately-banned-Indigogo.html[/url] ([url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3295858/Controversial-ghost-pepper-gun-cause-temporarily-blindness-revealed-immediately-banned-Indigogo.html[/url])

I can see a market for this...  eveilgrin:


 rubschin:
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 30, 2015, 09:03:36 PM
Paintball guns aren't illegal to own over here and while not as satisfying as a couple of shells worth of buckshot a face full of powdered ghost pepper delivered to any scrote who tries to break in would certainly put a crimp in their day.  Sinister:
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Steve on October 30, 2015, 09:05:53 PM
Paintball guns aren't illegal to own over here and while not as satisfying as a couple of shells worth of buckshot a face full of powdered ghost pepper delivered to any scrote who tries to break in would certainly put a crimp in their day.  Sinister:
:thumbsup:
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Barman on October 30, 2015, 09:10:33 PM
Paintball guns aren't illegal to own over here and while not as satisfying as a couple of shells worth of buckshot a face full of powdered ghost pepper delivered to any scrote who tries to break in would certainly put a crimp in their day.  Sinister:

When I lived there I had a shotgun (for shooting clays obviously) and two CO2 pistols... get armed...
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 30, 2015, 09:22:28 PM
Out of curiosity I had a quick look online at paintball guns. The Grumpmeister home defence range will adopt the rule 37 approach just to see the fear in their eyes before  getting peppered to hell and back...  eveilgrin:

Ladies and gentlemen I give you............the paintball minigun

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.thisiswhyimbroke.com%2Fimages%2Fpaintball-mini-gun1.jpg&hash=d959dd1b98341d4368220a302fa33990)

http://www.thisiswhyimbroke.com/paintball-minigun (http://www.thisiswhyimbroke.com/paintball-minigun)

Or if you really want to mess up their day............the paintball bazooka (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.nookboards.com%2Fforum%2Fimages%2Fsmilies%2Fmuahaha-insert.gif&hash=df56e158add68ae9e931a8ec8ecef2e6)

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.rap4.com%2Fimages%2FRocket_Propelled_Paintball_Grenade_Launcher_med.jpg&hash=132b978296b15e7ea42863591c11713d)

http://www.rap4.com/p/007375/rocket-propelled-grenade-paintball-launcher-rpg?ref=887&affiliate_banner_id=1 (http://www.rap4.com/p/007375/rocket-propelled-grenade-paintball-launcher-rpg?ref=887&affiliate_banner_id=1)
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Steve on October 30, 2015, 09:47:47 PM
Sadly none of those are available via our friendly Amazon link.  Otherwise . . . .
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Barman on October 30, 2015, 09:54:19 PM
Out of curiosity I had a quick look online at paintball guns. The Grumpmeister home defence range will adopt the rule 37 approach just to see the fear in their eyes before  getting peppered to hell and back...  eveilgrin:

Ladies and gentlemen I give you............the paintball minigun

([url]https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.thisiswhyimbroke.com%2Fimages%2Fpaintball-mini-gun1.jpg&hash=d959dd1b98341d4368220a302fa33990[/url])

[url]http://www.thisiswhyimbroke.com/paintball-minigun[/url] ([url]http://www.thisiswhyimbroke.com/paintball-minigun[/url])

Or if you really want to mess up their day............the paintball bazooka ([url]https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.nookboards.com%2Fforum%2Fimages%2Fsmilies%2Fmuahaha-insert.gif&hash=df56e158add68ae9e931a8ec8ecef2e6[/url])

([url]https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.rap4.com%2Fimages%2FRocket_Propelled_Paintball_Grenade_Launcher_med.jpg&hash=132b978296b15e7ea42863591c11713d[/url])

[url]http://www.rap4.com/p/007375/rocket-propelled-grenade-paintball-launcher-rpg?ref=887&affiliate_banner_id=1[/url] ([url]http://www.rap4.com/p/007375/rocket-propelled-grenade-paintball-launcher-rpg?ref=887&affiliate_banner_id=1[/url])


Too big... ::)

Shoot Mr. Burglar in the face with a .22 from your CO2 pistol and he will have second thoughts on removing your valuables...

...even better, shoot Mr. Burglar in the trunk with 24g of #8 from your shotgun (which you were cleaning in your bedroom) and he will never think of burglaring again... or anything else for that matter!  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 30, 2015, 10:04:55 PM
Not that much difference size wise than a shotgun.  rubschin:
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Barman on October 30, 2015, 10:06:55 PM
Not that much difference size wise than a shotgun.  rubschin:

Until it comes to explaining to Plod why the burglar is spread all over the bedroom....  whistle:
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 30, 2015, 10:09:04 PM
Paintball weapons BM, just swap out the paint for ghost pepper powder.  eveilgrin:


Note to self, include free respirator and goggles for indoor use.  rubschin:
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Barman on October 30, 2015, 10:11:26 PM
Paintball weapons BM, just swap out the paint for ghost pepper powder.  eveilgrin:


Note to self, include free respirator and goggles for indoor use.  rubschin:

facepalm:
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Steve on October 30, 2015, 11:58:59 PM
Not that much difference size wise than a shotgun.  rubschin:

Until it comes to explaining to Plod why the burglar is spread all over the bedroom....  whistle:
I believe you'll find it doesn't do wonders for the house price
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 31, 2015, 12:25:31 AM
Not that much difference size wise than a shotgun.  rubschin:

Until it comes to explaining to Plod why the burglar is spread all over the bedroom....  whistle:
I believe you'll find it doesn't do wonders for the house price

Hence the Grumpmeister Heavy PepperballTM range. Stops the intruder without having to worry about viscera or unsightly holes in the walls or furniture.  Thumbs:
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 15, 2015, 02:14:19 AM
Meccano has cone a hell of a long way since I was a kid. Add in a cutaway bucket and you could have a mini Mechabaldymort...  rubschin:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages.maplinmedia.co.uk%2Fmeccano-meccanoid-g15ks.jpg%3Fw%3D283%26amp%3Bh%3D283%26amp%3Br%3D4%26amp%3Bo%3DQmI%24OFLFsuaU2pNjKheq7G%24UXA4j%26amp%3BV%3DZzOb&hash=0e1432d526afc8e2fe19501cf7942168)

http://www.maplin.co.uk/p/meccano-meccanoid-g15ks-a82tl?ranMID=40341&ranEAID=TnL5HPStwNw&ranSiteID=TnL5HPStwNw-QJ8MwaX5XnKiEIZRrJwmAQ (http://www.maplin.co.uk/p/meccano-meccanoid-g15ks-a82tl?ranMID=40341&ranEAID=TnL5HPStwNw&ranSiteID=TnL5HPStwNw-QJ8MwaX5XnKiEIZRrJwmAQ)
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Barman on December 15, 2015, 07:31:57 AM
Meccano has cone a hell of a long way since I was a kid. Add in a cutaway bucket and you could have a mini Mechabaldymort...  rubschin:

([url]https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages.maplinmedia.co.uk%2Fmeccano-meccanoid-g15ks.jpg%3Fw%3D283%26amp%3Bh%3D283%26amp%3Br%3D4%26amp%3Bo%3DQmI%24OFLFsuaU2pNjKheq7G%24UXA4j%26amp%3BV%3DZzOb&hash=0e1432d526afc8e2fe19501cf7942168[/url])

[url]http://www.maplin.co.uk/p/meccano-meccanoid-g15ks-a82tl?ranMID=40341&ranEAID=TnL5HPStwNw&ranSiteID=TnL5HPStwNw-QJ8MwaX5XnKiEIZRrJwmAQ[/url] ([url]http://www.maplin.co.uk/p/meccano-meccanoid-g15ks-a82tl?ranMID=40341&ranEAID=TnL5HPStwNw&ranSiteID=TnL5HPStwNw-QJ8MwaX5XnKiEIZRrJwmAQ[/url])


 rubschin:
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Steve on December 15, 2015, 02:09:55 PM
Was always a shite toy and I was too early for Lego

Bitter about it?  Moi?
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Steve on January 10, 2016, 09:00:21 PM
The PicoBrew.   Homebrew in 2 hours  rubschin:

https://www.picobrew.com/Store/products/PicoDetails.cshtml (https://www.picobrew.com/Store/products/PicoDetails.cshtml)

(https://www.picobrew.com/Images/ProductImages/st_gfc_Pico_pic3.jpg)
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: apc2010 on January 10, 2016, 09:12:42 PM
The PicoBrew.   Homebrew in 2 hours  rubschin:

https://www.picobrew.com/Store/products/PicoDetails.cshtml (https://www.picobrew.com/Store/products/PicoDetails.cshtml)

(https://www.picobrew.com/Images/ProductImages/st_gfc_Pico_pic3.jpg)

BM's new toy..... noooo:
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Pirate on January 10, 2016, 09:16:56 PM
The PicoBrew.   Homebrew in 2 hours  rubschin:

https://www.picobrew.com/Store/products/PicoDetails.cshtml (https://www.picobrew.com/Store/products/PicoDetails.cshtml)

(https://www.picobrew.com/Images/ProductImages/st_gfc_Pico_pic3.jpg)

BM's new toy..... noooo:

This could mean the end of the pub... sad24:
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: apc2010 on January 10, 2016, 09:33:29 PM
The PicoBrew.   Homebrew in 2 hours  rubschin:

https://www.picobrew.com/Store/products/PicoDetails.cshtml (https://www.picobrew.com/Store/products/PicoDetails.cshtml)

(https://www.picobrew.com/Images/ProductImages/st_gfc_Pico_pic3.jpg)

BM's new toy..... noooo:

This could mean the end of the pub... sad24:

Nah just piss-poor beer...... noooo:
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Pirate on January 10, 2016, 10:02:33 PM
The PicoBrew.   Homebrew in 2 hours  rubschin:

https://www.picobrew.com/Store/products/PicoDetails.cshtml (https://www.picobrew.com/Store/products/PicoDetails.cshtml)

(https://www.picobrew.com/Images/ProductImages/st_gfc_Pico_pic3.jpg)

BM's new toy..... noooo:

This could mean the end of the pub... sad24:

Nah just piss-poor beer...... noooo:

No change then...
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Steve on January 10, 2016, 10:04:15 PM
The PicoBrew.   Homebrew in 2 hours  rubschin:

https://www.picobrew.com/Store/products/PicoDetails.cshtml (https://www.picobrew.com/Store/products/PicoDetails.cshtml)

(https://www.picobrew.com/Images/ProductImages/st_gfc_Pico_pic3.jpg)

BM's new toy..... noooo:

This could mean the end of the pub... sad24:

Nah just piss-poor beer...... noooo:
yes all may be explained by the fact that it's American.  And you know what they say about Budweiser and Sex in a Canoe  . . . .
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 26, 2016, 06:51:55 AM
It's.........different I'll give it that.  lol:

http://www.firebox.com/product/5100/The-Interactive-Periodic-Table-of-Swearing?via=whatsnew (http://www.firebox.com/product/5100/The-Interactive-Periodic-Table-of-Swearing?via=whatsnew)
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Barman on January 26, 2016, 06:55:19 AM
It's.........different I'll give it that.  lol:

[url]http://www.firebox.com/product/5100/The-Interactive-Periodic-Table-of-Swearing?via=whatsnew[/url] ([url]http://www.firebox.com/product/5100/The-Interactive-Periodic-Table-of-Swearing?via=whatsnew[/url])


Here, just saved you €65,000!  ;D


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs7.postimg.org%2F4pq8xxfzr%2Fperiodic_table_of_swearing_50290aa0126f0_w1500.jpg&hash=1166ca82163ee2fef0ccc845324be9a5) (http://postimg.org/image/4pq8xxfzr/)
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 26, 2016, 07:00:49 AM
Wasn't so much a case of wanting it as the daftness of the whole thing appealed to my sense of humour.......






.......perhaps we need a 'What the hell were they smoking when they came up with this gizmo' thread.  rubschin:
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Just One More on February 04, 2016, 07:01:01 AM
I bet Barman gets one after hearing about this  lol:

! No longer available (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vHk40VvFsp4#)
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Barman on February 04, 2016, 08:02:40 AM
I bet Barman gets one after hearing about this  lol:

! No longer available ([url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vHk40VvFsp4#[/url])


Ordered on Amazon!  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 04, 2016, 09:55:36 AM
I bet Barman gets one after hearing about this  lol:

! No longer available ([url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vHk40VvFsp4#[/url])


I have e-mailed them about Windows 10 compatibility.  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Steve on February 04, 2016, 12:14:02 PM
I bet Barman gets one after hearing about this  lol:

! No longer available ([url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vHk40VvFsp4#[/url])


I have e-mailed them about Windows 10 compatibility.  :thumbsup:
:thumbsup:

 lol:
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 09, 2016, 01:06:08 AM
This looks like it would be fun to drive  Thumbs:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3483029/Take-Tesla-Morgan-reveals-stunning-electric-three-wheel-car-modeled-1930s-racing-designs.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3483029/Take-Tesla-Morgan-reveals-stunning-electric-three-wheel-car-modeled-1930s-racing-designs.html)
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Barman on March 09, 2016, 06:14:33 AM
This looks like it would be fun to drive  Thumbs:

[url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3483029/Take-Tesla-Morgan-reveals-stunning-electric-three-wheel-car-modeled-1930s-racing-designs.html[/url] ([url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3483029/Take-Tesla-Morgan-reveals-stunning-electric-three-wheel-car-modeled-1930s-racing-designs.html[/url])


 ;D

Why is it in the computer room...? ::)
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Steve on March 09, 2016, 10:40:31 AM
This looks like it would be fun to drive  Thumbs:

[url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3483029/Take-Tesla-Morgan-reveals-stunning-electric-three-wheel-car-modeled-1930s-racing-designs.html[/url] ([url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3483029/Take-Tesla-Morgan-reveals-stunning-electric-three-wheel-car-modeled-1930s-racing-designs.html[/url])


 ;D

Why is it in the computer room...? ::)

Defective steering?
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Barman on March 09, 2016, 10:46:44 AM
This looks like it would be fun to drive  Thumbs:

[url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3483029/Take-Tesla-Morgan-reveals-stunning-electric-three-wheel-car-modeled-1930s-racing-designs.html[/url] ([url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3483029/Take-Tesla-Morgan-reveals-stunning-electric-three-wheel-car-modeled-1930s-racing-designs.html[/url])


 ;D

Why is it in the computer room...? ::)

Defective steering?


 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: apc2010 on March 09, 2016, 11:15:00 AM
This looks like it would be fun to drive  Thumbs:

[url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3483029/Take-Tesla-Morgan-reveals-stunning-electric-three-wheel-car-modeled-1930s-racing-designs.html[/url] ([url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3483029/Take-Tesla-Morgan-reveals-stunning-electric-three-wheel-car-modeled-1930s-racing-designs.html[/url])


 ;D

Why is it in the computer room...? ::)

Defective steering?


 lol: lol: lol:


LL....... rubschin:
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Barman on March 09, 2016, 11:20:56 AM
This looks like it would be fun to drive  Thumbs:

[url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3483029/Take-Tesla-Morgan-reveals-stunning-electric-three-wheel-car-modeled-1930s-racing-designs.html[/url] ([url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3483029/Take-Tesla-Morgan-reveals-stunning-electric-three-wheel-car-modeled-1930s-racing-designs.html[/url])


 ;D

Why is it in the computer room...? ::)

Defective steering?


 lol: lol: lol:


LL....... rubschin:


::)
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 09, 2016, 11:27:54 AM
This looks like it would be fun to drive  Thumbs:

[url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3483029/Take-Tesla-Morgan-reveals-stunning-electric-three-wheel-car-modeled-1930s-racing-designs.html[/url] ([url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3483029/Take-Tesla-Morgan-reveals-stunning-electric-three-wheel-car-modeled-1930s-racing-designs.html[/url])


 ;D

Why is it in the computer room...? ::)


Because there isnt an I want thread in the petrolheads room  noooo:
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Barman on March 09, 2016, 11:35:46 AM
This looks like it would be fun to drive  Thumbs:

[url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3483029/Take-Tesla-Morgan-reveals-stunning-electric-three-wheel-car-modeled-1930s-racing-designs.html[/url] ([url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3483029/Take-Tesla-Morgan-reveals-stunning-electric-three-wheel-car-modeled-1930s-racing-designs.html[/url])


 ;D

Why is it in the computer room...? ::)


Because there isnt an I want thread in the petrolheads room  noooo:


doh:
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: apc2010 on March 09, 2016, 11:41:16 AM
This looks like it would be fun to drive  Thumbs:

[url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3483029/Take-Tesla-Morgan-reveals-stunning-electric-three-wheel-car-modeled-1930s-racing-designs.html[/url] ([url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3483029/Take-Tesla-Morgan-reveals-stunning-electric-three-wheel-car-modeled-1930s-racing-designs.html[/url])


 ;D

Why is it in the computer room...? ::)


Because there isnt an I want thread in the petrolheads room  noooo:


Logic..... Thumbs:
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Barman on March 09, 2016, 11:51:36 AM
This looks like it would be fun to drive  Thumbs:

[url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3483029/Take-Tesla-Morgan-reveals-stunning-electric-three-wheel-car-modeled-1930s-racing-designs.html[/url] ([url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3483029/Take-Tesla-Morgan-reveals-stunning-electric-three-wheel-car-modeled-1930s-racing-designs.html[/url])


 ;D

Why is it in the computer room...? ::)


Because there isnt an I want thread in the petrolheads room  noooo:


Logic..... Thumbs:


Yes, logic in here but not cars!  Banghead
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 09, 2016, 05:09:39 PM
This looks like it would be fun to drive  Thumbs:

[url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3483029/Take-Tesla-Morgan-reveals-stunning-electric-three-wheel-car-modeled-1930s-racing-designs.html[/url] ([url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3483029/Take-Tesla-Morgan-reveals-stunning-electric-three-wheel-car-modeled-1930s-racing-designs.html[/url])


 ;D

Why is it in the computer room...? ::)


Because there isnt an I want thread in the petrolheads room  noooo:


Logic..... Thumbs:


Yes, logic in here but not cars!  Banghead


It has three wheels, shouldn't that make it a trike......?  whistle:
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Barman on March 09, 2016, 05:27:51 PM
This looks like it would be fun to drive  Thumbs:

[url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3483029/Take-Tesla-Morgan-reveals-stunning-electric-three-wheel-car-modeled-1930s-racing-designs.html[/url] ([url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3483029/Take-Tesla-Morgan-reveals-stunning-electric-three-wheel-car-modeled-1930s-racing-designs.html[/url])


 ;D

Why is it in the computer room...? ::)


Because there isnt an I want thread in the petrolheads room  noooo:


Logic..... Thumbs:


Yes, logic in here but not cars!  Banghead


It has three wheels, shouldn't that make it a trike......?  whistle:


It still doesn't make it a fucking computer!  cussing:
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 09, 2016, 05:34:25 PM
This looks like it would be fun to drive  Thumbs:

[url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3483029/Take-Tesla-Morgan-reveals-stunning-electric-three-wheel-car-modeled-1930s-racing-designs.html[/url] ([url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3483029/Take-Tesla-Morgan-reveals-stunning-electric-three-wheel-car-modeled-1930s-racing-designs.html[/url])


 ;D

Why is it in the computer room...? ::)


Because there isnt an I want thread in the petrolheads room  noooo:


Logic..... Thumbs:


Yes, logic in here but not cars!  Banghead


It has three wheels, shouldn't that make it a trike......?  whistle:


It still doesn't make it a fucking computer!  cussing:


I refer the elderly curmudgeon to the opening post of this thread. Pretty sure that isn't a computer either...  whistle:
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Barman on March 09, 2016, 05:52:02 PM
This looks like it would be fun to drive  Thumbs:

[url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3483029/Take-Tesla-Morgan-reveals-stunning-electric-three-wheel-car-modeled-1930s-racing-designs.html[/url] ([url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3483029/Take-Tesla-Morgan-reveals-stunning-electric-three-wheel-car-modeled-1930s-racing-designs.html[/url])


 ;D

Why is it in the computer room...? ::)


Because there isnt an I want thread in the petrolheads room  noooo:


Logic..... Thumbs:


Yes, logic in here but not cars!  Banghead


It has three wheels, shouldn't that make it a trike......?  whistle:


It still doesn't make it a fucking computer!  cussing:


I refer the elderly curmudgeon to the opening post of this thread. Pretty sure that isn't a computer either...  whistle:


Its not a car!  cussing:
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 09, 2016, 10:51:24 PM
This looks like it would be fun to drive  Thumbs:

[url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3483029/Take-Tesla-Morgan-reveals-stunning-electric-three-wheel-car-modeled-1930s-racing-designs.html[/url] ([url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3483029/Take-Tesla-Morgan-reveals-stunning-electric-three-wheel-car-modeled-1930s-racing-designs.html[/url])


 ;D

Why is it in the computer room...? ::)


Because there isnt an I want thread in the petrolheads room  noooo:


Logic..... Thumbs:


Yes, logic in here but not cars!  Banghead


It has three wheels, shouldn't that make it a trike......?  whistle:


It still doesn't make it a fucking computer!  cussing:


I refer the elderly curmudgeon to the opening post of this thread. Pretty sure that isn't a computer either...  whistle:


Its not a car!  cussing:


I never said the Morgan was a. car. Does LL need to give you your medication again?  whistle:
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 16, 2016, 01:03:33 AM
BM could incinerate his pizza even faster...  Thumbs:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3494318/Is-end-blackened-burgers-500c-barbecue-oven-cook-meat-time-knock-pizza-just-90-seconds.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3494318/Is-end-blackened-burgers-500c-barbecue-oven-cook-meat-time-knock-pizza-just-90-seconds.html)
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Barman on March 16, 2016, 06:42:19 AM
BM could incinerate his pizza even faster...  Thumbs:

[url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3494318/Is-end-blackened-burgers-500c-barbecue-oven-cook-meat-time-knock-pizza-just-90-seconds.html[/url] ([url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3494318/Is-end-blackened-burgers-500c-barbecue-oven-cook-meat-time-knock-pizza-just-90-seconds.html[/url])


 rubschin:
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 07, 2016, 12:36:02 PM
LL for the love of God, do not let BM get his hands on one of these.....  eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3628878/Mesmerising-footage-shows-tarnished-old-fireplace-restored-LASER-make-suddenly-look-good-new.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3628878/Mesmerising-footage-shows-tarnished-old-fireplace-restored-LASER-make-suddenly-look-good-new.html)
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Barman on June 07, 2016, 05:04:49 PM
LL for the love of God, do not let BM get his hands on one of these.....  eeek:

[url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3628878/Mesmerising-footage-shows-tarnished-old-fireplace-restored-LASER-make-suddenly-look-good-new.html[/url] ([url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3628878/Mesmerising-footage-shows-tarnished-old-fireplace-restored-LASER-make-suddenly-look-good-new.html[/url])


I had plans to build a ruby rod laser once....  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Nick on June 07, 2016, 05:15:48 PM
Too many jokes
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 07, 2016, 08:54:02 PM
LL for the love of God, do not let BM get his hands on one of these.....  eeek:

[url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3628878/Mesmerising-footage-shows-tarnished-old-fireplace-restored-LASER-make-suddenly-look-good-new.html[/url] ([url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3628878/Mesmerising-footage-shows-tarnished-old-fireplace-restored-LASER-make-suddenly-look-good-new.html[/url])


I had plans to build a ruby rod laser once....  eveilgrin:


Gave up on Tuesday?
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Barman on June 07, 2016, 08:58:53 PM
LL for the love of God, do not let BM get his hands on one of these.....  eeek:

[url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3628878/Mesmerising-footage-shows-tarnished-old-fireplace-restored-LASER-make-suddenly-look-good-new.html[/url] ([url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3628878/Mesmerising-footage-shows-tarnished-old-fireplace-restored-LASER-make-suddenly-look-good-new.html[/url])


I had plans to build a ruby rod laser once....  eveilgrin:


Gave up on Tuesday?


facepalm:
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 07, 2016, 10:28:34 PM
LL for the love of God, do not let BM get his hands on one of these.....  eeek:

[url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3628878/Mesmerising-footage-shows-tarnished-old-fireplace-restored-LASER-make-suddenly-look-good-new.html[/url] ([url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3628878/Mesmerising-footage-shows-tarnished-old-fireplace-restored-LASER-make-suddenly-look-good-new.html[/url])


I had plans to build a ruby rod laser once....  eveilgrin:


You are Scaramonga and I claim my £5...  whistle:
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Steve on June 07, 2016, 11:01:38 PM
LL for the love of God, do not let BM get his hands on one of these.....  eeek:

[url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3628878/Mesmerising-footage-shows-tarnished-old-fireplace-restored-LASER-make-suddenly-look-good-new.html[/url] ([url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3628878/Mesmerising-footage-shows-tarnished-old-fireplace-restored-LASER-make-suddenly-look-good-new.html[/url])


I had plans to build a ruby rod laser once....  eveilgrin:


Gave up on Tuesday?
lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 13, 2016, 01:24:05 AM
This is one way to make decorating the tree more enjoyable..  lol:

https://www.pickeringsgin.com/product/pickerings-gin-baubles-pack-of-6/ (https://www.pickeringsgin.com/product/pickerings-gin-baubles-pack-of-6/)
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Barman on November 13, 2016, 06:46:00 AM
This is one way to make decorating the tree more enjoyable..  lol:

https://www.pickeringsgin.com/product/pickerings-gin-baubles-pack-of-6/ (https://www.pickeringsgin.com/product/pickerings-gin-baubles-pack-of-6/)

Do they do voddy ones for Miss D...?  lol:
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Steve on November 13, 2016, 08:05:20 AM
This is one way to make decorating the tree more enjoyable..  lol:

https://www.pickeringsgin.com/product/pickerings-gin-baubles-pack-of-6/ (https://www.pickeringsgin.com/product/pickerings-gin-baubles-pack-of-6/)

Do they do voddy ones for Miss D...?  lol:
And JD ones?

and beer ones?


I'm getting silly again aren't I?
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Barman on November 13, 2016, 08:21:51 AM
This is one way to make decorating the tree more enjoyable..  lol:

https://www.pickeringsgin.com/product/pickerings-gin-baubles-pack-of-6/ (https://www.pickeringsgin.com/product/pickerings-gin-baubles-pack-of-6/)

Do they do voddy ones for Miss D...?  lol:
And JD ones?

and beer ones?


I'm getting silly again aren't I?

No.... there could be munny in this!  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 13, 2016, 08:50:38 AM
This is one way to make decorating the tree more enjoyable..  lol:

https://www.pickeringsgin.com/product/pickerings-gin-baubles-pack-of-6/ (https://www.pickeringsgin.com/product/pickerings-gin-baubles-pack-of-6/)

Do they do voddy ones for Miss D...?  lol:
And JD ones?

and beer ones?


I'm getting silly again aren't I?

No.... there could be munny in this!  eveilgrin:

Something tells me that H&S regulations would prohibit you selling homebrew filled ones BM...  whistle:
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Barman on November 13, 2016, 09:21:48 AM
This is one way to make decorating the tree more enjoyable..  lol:

https://www.pickeringsgin.com/product/pickerings-gin-baubles-pack-of-6/ (https://www.pickeringsgin.com/product/pickerings-gin-baubles-pack-of-6/)

Do they do voddy ones for Miss D...?  lol:
And JD ones?

and beer ones?


I'm getting silly again aren't I?

No.... there could be munny in this!  eveilgrin:

Something tells me that H&S regulations would prohibit you selling homebrew filled ones BM...  whistle:

Homebrew transferred to the pressure barrel yesterday!  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: apc2010 on November 13, 2016, 09:59:51 PM
This is one way to make decorating the tree more enjoyable..  lol:

https://www.pickeringsgin.com/product/pickerings-gin-baubles-pack-of-6/ (https://www.pickeringsgin.com/product/pickerings-gin-baubles-pack-of-6/)

Do they do voddy ones for Miss D...?  lol:
And JD ones?

and beer ones?


I'm getting silly again aren't I?

No.... there could be munny in this!  eveilgrin:

Something tells me that H&S regulations would prohibit you selling homebrew filled ones BM...  whistle:

Homebrew transferred to the pressure barrel yesterday!  eveilgrin:

An invite....... rubschin:
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Barman on November 14, 2016, 07:26:03 AM
This is one way to make decorating the tree more enjoyable..  lol:

https://www.pickeringsgin.com/product/pickerings-gin-baubles-pack-of-6/ (https://www.pickeringsgin.com/product/pickerings-gin-baubles-pack-of-6/)

Do they do voddy ones for Miss D...?  lol:
And JD ones?

and beer ones?


I'm getting silly again aren't I?

No.... there could be munny in this!  eveilgrin:

Something tells me that H&S regulations would prohibit you selling homebrew filled ones BM...  whistle:

Homebrew transferred to the pressure barrel yesterday!  eveilgrin:

An invite....... rubschin:

It has to mature for two weeks...  whistle:
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 14, 2016, 12:14:25 PM
This is one way to make decorating the tree more enjoyable..  lol:

https://www.pickeringsgin.com/product/pickerings-gin-baubles-pack-of-6/ (https://www.pickeringsgin.com/product/pickerings-gin-baubles-pack-of-6/)

Do they do voddy ones for Miss D...?  lol:
And JD ones?

and beer ones?


I'm getting silly again aren't I?

No.... there could be munny in this!  eveilgrin:

Something tells me that H&S regulations would prohibit you selling homebrew filled ones BM...  whistle:

Homebrew transferred to the pressure barrel yesterday!  eveilgrin:

An invite....... rubschin:

It has to mature for two weeks...  whistle:

That would make it more mature than the brewer...  rubschin:
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Barman on November 14, 2016, 12:26:44 PM
This is one way to make decorating the tree more enjoyable..  lol:

https://www.pickeringsgin.com/product/pickerings-gin-baubles-pack-of-6/ (https://www.pickeringsgin.com/product/pickerings-gin-baubles-pack-of-6/)

Do they do voddy ones for Miss D...?  lol:
And JD ones?

and beer ones?


I'm getting silly again aren't I?

No.... there could be munny in this!  eveilgrin:

Something tells me that H&S regulations would prohibit you selling homebrew filled ones BM...  whistle:

Homebrew transferred to the pressure barrel yesterday!  eveilgrin:

An invite....... rubschin:

It has to mature for two weeks...  whistle:

That would make it more mature than the brewer...  rubschin:

horn:
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Nick on November 14, 2016, 12:28:48 PM
This is one way to make decorating the tree more enjoyable..  lol:

https://www.pickeringsgin.com/product/pickerings-gin-baubles-pack-of-6/ (https://www.pickeringsgin.com/product/pickerings-gin-baubles-pack-of-6/)

Do they do voddy ones for Miss D...?  lol:
And JD ones?

and beer ones?


I'm getting silly again aren't I?

No.... there could be munny in this!  eveilgrin:

Something tells me that H&S regulations would prohibit you selling homebrew filled ones BM...  whistle:

Homebrew transferred to the pressure barrel yesterday!  eveilgrin:

An invite....... rubschin:

It has to mature for two weeks...  whistle:

That would make it more mature than the brewer...  rubschin:
drumroll:
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 23, 2016, 08:23:40 PM
That's my kinda workstation.  cloud9:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2016%2F11%2F23%2F16%2F3AB1779B00000578-3965136-image-a-53_1479918195718.jpg&hash=dd1518d2acc32c0fbc420db898ca6112)

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3965136/Who-needs-standing-desk-New-chair-lets-workers-RECLINE.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3965136/Who-needs-standing-desk-New-chair-lets-workers-RECLINE.html)
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Barman on November 24, 2016, 06:31:24 AM
That's my kinda workstation.  cloud9:

([url]https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2016%2F11%2F23%2F16%2F3AB1779B00000578-3965136-image-a-53_1479918195718.jpg&hash=dd1518d2acc32c0fbc420db898ca6112[/url])

[url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3965136/Who-needs-standing-desk-New-chair-lets-workers-RECLINE.html[/url] ([url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3965136/Who-needs-standing-desk-New-chair-lets-workers-RECLINE.html[/url])


 rubschin:
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 24, 2016, 07:13:41 AM
That's my kinda workstation.  cloud9:

([url]https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2016%2F11%2F23%2F16%2F3AB1779B00000578-3965136-image-a-53_1479918195718.jpg&hash=dd1518d2acc32c0fbc420db898ca6112[/url])

[url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3965136/Who-needs-standing-desk-New-chair-lets-workers-RECLINE.html[/url] ([url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3965136/Who-needs-standing-desk-New-chair-lets-workers-RECLINE.html[/url])


 rubschin:


Expect a message on here from LL saying you ended up in hospital building your own version you say...  rubschin:
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 11, 2016, 12:10:34 AM
Having had my Leatherman tool stolen by a little shite (who is going to pay when I get my hands on him) I've been half keeping an eye out for a possible replacement and this has certainly caught my eye, a wearable

http://youtu.be/qey5rs7_b4cmultitool. (http://youtu.be/qey5rs7_b4cmultitool.)  Thumbs:

And you can even get an adaptor so that you can use it as a watch strap.  Thumbs: Thumbs:

http://youtu.be/e6J0nAdfmO0 (http://youtu.be/e6J0nAdfmO0)
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Barman on December 11, 2016, 08:33:50 AM
Having had my Leatherman tool stolen by a little shite (who is going to pay when I get my hands on him) I've been half keeping an eye out for a possible replacement and this has certainly caught my eye, a wearable

[url]http://youtu.be/qey5rs7_b4cmultitool.[/url] ([url]http://youtu.be/qey5rs7_b4cmultitool.[/url])  Thumbs:

And you can even get an adaptor so that you can use it as a watch strap.  Thumbs: Thumbs:

[url]http://youtu.be/e6J0nAdfmO0[/url] ([url]http://youtu.be/e6J0nAdfmO0[/url])


 rubschin:
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Steve on December 11, 2016, 12:02:38 PM
Having had my Leatherman tool stolen by a little shite (who is going to pay when I get my hands on him) I've been half keeping an eye out for a possible replacement and this has certainly caught my eye, a wearable

[url]http://youtu.be/qey5rs7_b4cmultitool.[/url] ([url]http://youtu.be/qey5rs7_b4cmultitool.[/url])  Thumbs:

And you can even get an adaptor so that you can use it as a watch strap.  Thumbs: Thumbs:

[url]http://youtu.be/e6J0nAdfmO0[/url] ([url]http://youtu.be/e6J0nAdfmO0[/url])


 rubschin:

 rubschin: rubschin:  does include an inbuilt Taser for torturing said little Shite?
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 11, 2016, 02:24:01 PM
Having had my Leatherman tool stolen by a little shite (who is going to pay when I get my hands on him) I've been half keeping an eye out for a possible replacement and this has certainly caught my eye, a wearable

[url]http://youtu.be/qey5rs7_b4cmultitool.[/url] ([url]http://youtu.be/qey5rs7_b4cmultitool.[/url])  Thumbs:

And you can even get an adaptor so that you can use it as a watch strap.  Thumbs: Thumbs:

[url]http://youtu.be/e6J0nAdfmO0[/url] ([url]http://youtu.be/e6J0nAdfmO0[/url])


 rubschin:

 rubschin: rubschin:  does include an inbuilt Taser for torturing said little Shite?


If it did I'd also be tasering the eejit who took the little scrote on without performing any checks on him. Took me all of 5 minutes googling the local papers to find a fairly substantial criminal record stretching back over a decade.  Head office may not justify the cost of DBS checks on staff in positions where common sense says they should be required but it shouldn't take a genius to look through old newspapers online and think 'Hmm, committed robbery while threatening to brain the shop assistant with a metal bar and was arrested again for theft while on probation for it. Perhaps we shouldn't offer him a job' cussing:
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: apc2010 on December 12, 2016, 04:54:35 PM
Having had my Leatherman tool stolen by a little shite (who is going to pay when I get my hands on him) I've been half keeping an eye out for a possible replacement and this has certainly caught my eye, a wearable

[url]http://youtu.be/qey5rs7_b4cmultitool.[/url] ([url]http://youtu.be/qey5rs7_b4cmultitool.[/url])  Thumbs:

And you can even get an adaptor so that you can use it as a watch strap.  Thumbs: Thumbs:

[url]http://youtu.be/e6J0nAdfmO0[/url] ([url]http://youtu.be/e6J0nAdfmO0[/url])


 rubschin:

 rubschin: rubschin:  does include an inbuilt Taser for torturing said little Shite?


If it did I'd also be tasering the eejit who took the little scrote on without performing any checks on him. Took me all of 5 minutes googling the local papers to find a fairly substantial criminal record stretching back over a decade.  Head office may not justify the cost of DBS checks on staff in positions where common sense says they should be required but it shouldn't take a genius to look through old newspapers online and think 'Hmm, committed robbery while threatening to brain the shop assistant with a metal bar and was arrested again for theft while on probation for it. Perhaps we shouldn't offer him a job' cussing:


 noooo:


A darkie no doubt...... noooo:
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 12, 2016, 05:43:24 PM
You'd be wrong Apey,  a light fingered Cornish tosser.
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: apc2010 on December 12, 2016, 06:07:48 PM
You'd be wrong Apey,  a light fingered Cornish tosser.

6 fingers........ noooo:
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 08, 2017, 02:44:08 PM
(https://metrouk2.files.wordpress.com/2017/01/371f0cee96e61dad46e4161c87a3a720-projvalerie-gallery-1500x1000_2-780x520.png?w=748&h=498&crop=1)

http://metro.co.uk/2017/01/06/new-gaming-laptop-is-like-nothing-youve-seen-before-6366208/ (http://metro.co.uk/2017/01/06/new-gaming-laptop-is-like-nothing-youve-seen-before-6366208/)

 Drool:
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Barman on January 08, 2017, 02:47:49 PM
([url]https://metrouk2.files.wordpress.com/2017/01/371f0cee96e61dad46e4161c87a3a720-projvalerie-gallery-1500x1000_2-780x520.png?w=748&h=498&crop=1[/url])

[url]http://metro.co.uk/2017/01/06/new-gaming-laptop-is-like-nothing-youve-seen-before-6366208/[/url] ([url]http://metro.co.uk/2017/01/06/new-gaming-laptop-is-like-nothing-youve-seen-before-6366208/[/url])

 Drool:


 Drool: Drool:
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: apc2010 on January 10, 2017, 01:13:26 AM
([url]https://metrouk2.files.wordpress.com/2017/01/371f0cee96e61dad46e4161c87a3a720-projvalerie-gallery-1500x1000_2-780x520.png?w=748&h=498&crop=1[/url])

[url]http://metro.co.uk/2017/01/06/new-gaming-laptop-is-like-nothing-youve-seen-before-6366208/[/url] ([url]http://metro.co.uk/2017/01/06/new-gaming-laptop-is-like-nothing-youve-seen-before-6366208/[/url])

 Drool:



 rubschin:
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 10, 2017, 01:19:29 AM
([url]https://metrouk2.files.wordpress.com/2017/01/371f0cee96e61dad46e4161c87a3a720-projvalerie-gallery-1500x1000_2-780x520.png?w=748&h=498&crop=1[/url])

[url]http://metro.co.uk/2017/01/06/new-gaming-laptop-is-like-nothing-youve-seen-before-6366208/[/url] ([url]http://metro.co.uk/2017/01/06/new-gaming-laptop-is-like-nothing-youve-seen-before-6366208/[/url])

 Drool:



 rubschin:


Judging from the prices of the Razer laptops they make I'm guessing the price range will start from around 3.5 to 4 grand...




Someone want to fetch the smelling salts for Apey  noooo:
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: apc2010 on January 10, 2017, 01:31:04 AM
([url]https://metrouk2.files.wordpress.com/2017/01/371f0cee96e61dad46e4161c87a3a720-projvalerie-gallery-1500x1000_2-780x520.png?w=748&h=498&crop=1[/url])

[url]http://metro.co.uk/2017/01/06/new-gaming-laptop-is-like-nothing-youve-seen-before-6366208/[/url] ([url]http://metro.co.uk/2017/01/06/new-gaming-laptop-is-like-nothing-youve-seen-before-6366208/[/url])

 Drool:



 rubschin:


Judging from the prices of the Razer laptops they make I'm guessing the price range will start from around 3.5 to 4 grand...




Someone want to fetch the smelling salts for Apey  noooo:



 eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: Shocked:
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Steve on January 10, 2017, 12:09:25 PM
([url]https://metrouk2.files.wordpress.com/2017/01/371f0cee96e61dad46e4161c87a3a720-projvalerie-gallery-1500x1000_2-780x520.png?w=748&h=498&crop=1[/url])

[url]http://metro.co.uk/2017/01/06/new-gaming-laptop-is-like-nothing-youve-seen-before-6366208/[/url] ([url]http://metro.co.uk/2017/01/06/new-gaming-laptop-is-like-nothing-youve-seen-before-6366208/[/url])

 Drool:



 rubschin:


Judging from the prices of the Razer laptops they make I'm guessing the price range will start from around 3.5 to 4 grand...




Someone want to fetch the smelling salts for Apey  noooo:



 eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: Shocked:


Hope you've all got alibis.  Some bugger has stolen it

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-38565913 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-38565913)

 rubschin:
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Barman on January 10, 2017, 12:18:16 PM
([url]https://metrouk2.files.wordpress.com/2017/01/371f0cee96e61dad46e4161c87a3a720-projvalerie-gallery-1500x1000_2-780x520.png?w=748&h=498&crop=1[/url])

[url]http://metro.co.uk/2017/01/06/new-gaming-laptop-is-like-nothing-youve-seen-before-6366208/[/url] ([url]http://metro.co.uk/2017/01/06/new-gaming-laptop-is-like-nothing-youve-seen-before-6366208/[/url])

 Drool:



 rubschin:


Judging from the prices of the Razer laptops they make I'm guessing the price range will start from around 3.5 to 4 grand...




Someone want to fetch the smelling salts for Apey  noooo:



 eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: Shocked:


Hope you've all got alibis.  Some bugger has stolen it

[url]http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-38565913[/url] ([url]http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-38565913[/url])

 rubschin:


happy001
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 10, 2017, 11:12:31 PM
([url]https://metrouk2.files.wordpress.com/2017/01/371f0cee96e61dad46e4161c87a3a720-projvalerie-gallery-1500x1000_2-780x520.png?w=748&h=498&crop=1[/url])

[url]http://metro.co.uk/2017/01/06/new-gaming-laptop-is-like-nothing-youve-seen-before-6366208/[/url] ([url]http://metro.co.uk/2017/01/06/new-gaming-laptop-is-like-nothing-youve-seen-before-6366208/[/url])

 Drool:



 rubschin:


Judging from the prices of the Razer laptops they make I'm guessing the price range will start from around 3.5 to 4 grand...




Someone want to fetch the smelling salts for Apey  noooo:



 eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: Shocked:


Hope you've all got alibis.  Some bugger has stolen it

[url]http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-38565913[/url] ([url]http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-38565913[/url])

 rubschin:


happy001

happy001

I shall set you on a quest to find where they are, but first you must answer these questions three....
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Steve on January 11, 2017, 12:33:39 AM
happy001

I shall set you on a quest to find where they are, but first you must answer these questions three....

happy002
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 18, 2017, 02:36:10 PM
You'd be wrong Apey,  a light fingered Cornish tosser.

6 fingers........ noooo:

Just seen in the local news that the little bastard has been sent down for trying to slash a security guard's throat after being caught shoplifting. Am I a bad person? My immediate reaction was  cloud9:
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Steve on January 18, 2017, 06:17:53 PM
You'd be wrong Apey,  a light fingered Cornish tosser.

6 fingers........ noooo:

Just seen in the local news that the little bastard has been sent down for trying to slash a security guard's throat after being caught shoplifting. Am I a bad person? My immediate reaction was  cloud9:
Was he using your Leatherman tool for said throat slashery?

Just googled it, seems not and the serial offending bastard only got 18 months (which means 9 maximum).   British sentencing  Banghead
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 02, 2017, 08:21:48 PM
New shoes for Baldymort...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-4275206/Pizza-Hut-reveals-shoes-let-order-feet.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-4275206/Pizza-Hut-reveals-shoes-let-order-feet.html)

"There's no place like Pizza Hut, there's no place like Pizza Hut....."
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Barman on March 02, 2017, 08:24:29 PM
New shoes for Baldymort...

[url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-4275206/Pizza-Hut-reveals-shoes-let-order-feet.html[/url] ([url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-4275206/Pizza-Hut-reveals-shoes-let-order-feet.html[/url])

"There's no place like Pizza Hut, there's no place like Pizza Hut....."


 noooo:
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 31, 2017, 08:38:07 PM
While I don't buy the speed they are claiming it can go at it does look like fun to fly...  Thumbs:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4367376/British-inventor-builds-working-Iron-Man-flight-suit.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4367376/British-inventor-builds-working-Iron-Man-flight-suit.html)
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Barman on April 02, 2017, 08:06:31 AM
While I don't buy the speed they are claiming it can go at it does look like fun to fly...  Thumbs:

[url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4367376/British-inventor-builds-working-Iron-Man-flight-suit.html[/url] ([url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4367376/British-inventor-builds-working-Iron-Man-flight-suit.html[/url])


It hardly classifies as 'an invention' does it...? ::)
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 08, 2017, 09:34:41 PM
I love my Sennheiser headphones but Apey may want to sit down before he sees the price tag for these ones.....

(https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-3JHm1nkMm4E/WNTtnYQ92sI/AAAAAAAAOcQ/j5CUAysSOTI_dQDTounUIn2kpDU3XgYYACLcB/s400/x1_desktop_orpheus_gallery-1.jpg)

Yes that is a marble covered valve amplifier.

A snap at only £54,000  eeek:

http://www.thetestpit.com/2017/03/news-54000-headphones-anyone.html (http://www.thetestpit.com/2017/03/news-54000-headphones-anyone.html)
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Steve on April 08, 2017, 10:20:25 PM
I love my Sennheiser headphones but Apey may want to sit down before he sees the price tag for these ones.....

([url]https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-3JHm1nkMm4E/WNTtnYQ92sI/AAAAAAAAOcQ/j5CUAysSOTI_dQDTounUIn2kpDU3XgYYACLcB/s400/x1_desktop_orpheus_gallery-1.jpg[/url])

Yes that is a marble covered valve amplifier.

A snap at only £54,000  eeek:

[url]http://www.thetestpit.com/2017/03/news-54000-headphones-anyone.html[/url] ([url]http://www.thetestpit.com/2017/03/news-54000-headphones-anyone.html[/url])

 Shocked:
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: apc2010 on April 08, 2017, 10:37:34 PM
I love my Sennheiser headphones but Apey may want to sit down before he sees the price tag for these ones.....

([url]https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-3JHm1nkMm4E/WNTtnYQ92sI/AAAAAAAAOcQ/j5CUAysSOTI_dQDTounUIn2kpDU3XgYYACLcB/s400/x1_desktop_orpheus_gallery-1.jpg[/url])

Yes that is a marble covered valve amplifier.

A snap at only £54,000  eeek:

[url]http://www.thetestpit.com/2017/03/news-54000-headphones-anyone.html[/url] ([url]http://www.thetestpit.com/2017/03/news-54000-headphones-anyone.html[/url])




 eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:


 Shocked: Shocked:
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 09, 2017, 07:08:04 AM
I love my Sennheiser headphones but Apey may want to sit down before he sees the price tag for these ones.....

([url]https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-3JHm1nkMm4E/WNTtnYQ92sI/AAAAAAAAOcQ/j5CUAysSOTI_dQDTounUIn2kpDU3XgYYACLcB/s400/x1_desktop_orpheus_gallery-1.jpg[/url])

Yes that is a marble covered valve amplifier.

A snap at only £54,000  eeek:

[url]http://www.thetestpit.com/2017/03/news-54000-headphones-anyone.html[/url] ([url]http://www.thetestpit.com/2017/03/news-54000-headphones-anyone.html[/url])
whacky115
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Barman on April 09, 2017, 07:32:24 AM
I love my Sennheiser headphones but Apey may want to sit down before he sees the price tag for these ones.....

([url]https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-3JHm1nkMm4E/WNTtnYQ92sI/AAAAAAAAOcQ/j5CUAysSOTI_dQDTounUIn2kpDU3XgYYACLcB/s400/x1_desktop_orpheus_gallery-1.jpg[/url])

Yes that is a marble covered valve amplifier.

A snap at only £54,000  eeek:

[url]http://www.thetestpit.com/2017/03/news-54000-headphones-anyone.html[/url] ([url]http://www.thetestpit.com/2017/03/news-54000-headphones-anyone.html[/url])
whacky115


Quite so Mr. Darwin Sir, even for a man of your extreme wealth....  noooo:

For fifty-four bags oh sand you could have a decent listening room built with a comfy chair and sound system...
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 09, 2017, 10:13:13 PM
I love my Sennheiser headphones but Apey may want to sit down before he sees the price tag for these ones.....

([url]https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-3JHm1nkMm4E/WNTtnYQ92sI/AAAAAAAAOcQ/j5CUAysSOTI_dQDTounUIn2kpDU3XgYYACLcB/s400/x1_desktop_orpheus_gallery-1.jpg[/url])

Yes that is a marble covered valve amplifier.

A snap at only £54,000  eeek:

[url]http://www.thetestpit.com/2017/03/news-54000-headphones-anyone.html[/url] ([url]http://www.thetestpit.com/2017/03/news-54000-headphones-anyone.html[/url])
whacky115


Quite so Mr. Darwin Sir, even for a man of your extreme wealth....  noooo:

For fifty-four bags oh sand you could have a decent listening room built with a comfy chair and sound system...

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.gramophones.info%2Fgramophones.2010-35.monarchc.jpg&hash=f63302a1cfc771fb476ec20604945d81)

 cloud9:
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Barman on April 10, 2017, 06:30:32 AM
I love my Sennheiser headphones but Apey may want to sit down before he sees the price tag for these ones.....

([url]https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-3JHm1nkMm4E/WNTtnYQ92sI/AAAAAAAAOcQ/j5CUAysSOTI_dQDTounUIn2kpDU3XgYYACLcB/s400/x1_desktop_orpheus_gallery-1.jpg[/url])

Yes that is a marble covered valve amplifier.

A snap at only £54,000  eeek:

[url]http://www.thetestpit.com/2017/03/news-54000-headphones-anyone.html[/url] ([url]http://www.thetestpit.com/2017/03/news-54000-headphones-anyone.html[/url])
whacky115


Quite so Mr. Darwin Sir, even for a man of your extreme wealth....  noooo:

For fifty-four bags oh sand you could have a decent listening room built with a comfy chair and sound system...

([url]https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.gramophones.info%2Fgramophones.2010-35.monarchc.jpg&hash=f63302a1cfc771fb476ec20604945d81[/url])

 cloud9:


 lol: lol: lol:

I forgot to mention a man to change discs wearing white silk gloves...  ;)
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Steve on April 10, 2017, 02:46:24 PM
I love my Sennheiser headphones but Apey may want to sit down before he sees the price tag for these ones.....

([url]https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-3JHm1nkMm4E/WNTtnYQ92sI/AAAAAAAAOcQ/j5CUAysSOTI_dQDTounUIn2kpDU3XgYYACLcB/s400/x1_desktop_orpheus_gallery-1.jpg[/url])

Yes that is a marble covered valve amplifier.

A snap at only £54,000  eeek:

[url]http://www.thetestpit.com/2017/03/news-54000-headphones-anyone.html[/url] ([url]http://www.thetestpit.com/2017/03/news-54000-headphones-anyone.html[/url])
whacky115


Quite so Mr. Darwin Sir, even for a man of your extreme wealth....  noooo:

For fifty-four bags oh sand you could have a decent listening room built with a comfy chair and sound system...

([url]https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.gramophones.info%2Fgramophones.2010-35.monarchc.jpg&hash=f63302a1cfc771fb476ec20604945d81[/url])

 cloud9:


 lol: lol: lol:

I forgot to mention a man to change discs wearing white silk gloves...  ;)

I've seen him.  He goes moonlighting at Sheffield Crucible soon
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Barman on April 10, 2017, 03:44:59 PM
I love my Sennheiser headphones but Apey may want to sit down before he sees the price tag for these ones.....

([url]https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-3JHm1nkMm4E/WNTtnYQ92sI/AAAAAAAAOcQ/j5CUAysSOTI_dQDTounUIn2kpDU3XgYYACLcB/s400/x1_desktop_orpheus_gallery-1.jpg[/url])

Yes that is a marble covered valve amplifier.

A snap at only £54,000  eeek:

[url]http://www.thetestpit.com/2017/03/news-54000-headphones-anyone.html[/url] ([url]http://www.thetestpit.com/2017/03/news-54000-headphones-anyone.html[/url])
whacky115


Quite so Mr. Darwin Sir, even for a man of your extreme wealth....  noooo:

For fifty-four bags oh sand you could have a decent listening room built with a comfy chair and sound system...

([url]https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.gramophones.info%2Fgramophones.2010-35.monarchc.jpg&hash=f63302a1cfc771fb476ec20604945d81[/url])

 cloud9:


 lol: lol: lol:

I forgot to mention a man to change discs wearing white silk gloves...  ;)

I've seen him.  He goes moonlighting at Sheffield Crucible soon


Mr. Darwin Sir????  Shocked:
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 10, 2017, 08:53:01 PM
The addicted to coffee gadget nut in me is screaming I want one...  redface:

On the other hand my inner cynic thinks if it does exist it's a really bad idea.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-4490990/Bizarre-phone-case-doubles-portable-COFFEE-machine.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-4490990/Bizarre-phone-case-doubles-portable-COFFEE-machine.html)
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Barman on May 11, 2017, 06:03:02 AM
The addicted to coffee gadget nut in me is screaming I want one...  redface:

On the other hand my inner cynic thinks if it does exist it's a really bad idea.

[url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-4490990/Bizarre-phone-case-doubles-portable-COFFEE-machine.html[/url] ([url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-4490990/Bizarre-phone-case-doubles-portable-COFFEE-machine.html[/url])


 noooo:
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 03, 2017, 10:42:53 PM
One for the Laydees.....  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-4565808/Wine-bag-party-pouch-store-two-bottles.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-4565808/Wine-bag-party-pouch-store-two-bottles.html)
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Barman on June 04, 2017, 05:28:32 AM
One for the Laydees.....  rubschin:

[url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-4565808/Wine-bag-party-pouch-store-two-bottles.html[/url] ([url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-4565808/Wine-bag-party-pouch-store-two-bottles.html[/url])


Classy...  noooo:
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Steve on June 04, 2017, 09:43:38 AM
One for the Laydees.....  rubschin:

[url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-4565808/Wine-bag-party-pouch-store-two-bottles.html[/url] ([url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-4565808/Wine-bag-party-pouch-store-two-bottles.html[/url])


Classy...  noooo:

facepalm:
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Barman on June 14, 2017, 03:22:37 PM
Will Alexa become self-aware and try to take over the world with an army of cybernetic organisms? (https://www.amazon.co.uk/forum/-/Tx1FECXT5PHW93J/a6/ref=ask_dp_dpmw_al_hza?asin=B01DFKBL68#6)


happy001
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Steve on June 14, 2017, 09:48:13 PM
Will Alexa become self-aware and try to take over the world with an army of cybernetic organisms? (https://www.amazon.co.uk/forum/-/Tx1FECXT5PHW93J/a6/ref=ask_dp_dpmw_al_hza?asin=B01DFKBL68#6)


happy001
happy001 happy001
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: boogs on June 15, 2017, 10:45:49 AM
Will Alexa become self-aware and try to take over the world with an army of cybernetic organisms? (https://www.amazon.co.uk/forum/-/Tx1FECXT5PHW93J/a6/ref=ask_dp_dpmw_al_hza?asin=B01DFKBL68#6)


happy001
happy001 happy001
happy002 happy002 happy002
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Barman on June 15, 2017, 12:11:57 PM
I ordered one...  redface:
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 15, 2017, 12:13:25 PM
I ordered one...  redface:

I give it a week before you nark alexa off so much it sends LL your browser history.....  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Barman on June 15, 2017, 12:16:22 PM
I ordered one...  redface:

I give it a week before you nark alexa off so much it sends LL your browser history.....  eveilgrin:

She wouldn't!  eeek:
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Steve on June 15, 2017, 12:20:16 PM
I have to say that given the choice of having a nagging cyber woman in the house and having an internal procedure involving a willicam . . .

 . . . . Alexa gets the boot

You're mad BM, mad mad mad

(nuffin personal you understand)
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 15, 2017, 12:33:43 PM
I ordered one...  redface:

I give it a week before you nark alexa off so much it sends LL your browser history.....  eveilgrin:

She wouldn't!  eeek:

Wanna bet...  whistle:
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Barman on June 15, 2017, 12:36:05 PM
I have to say that given the choice of having a nagging cyber woman in the house and having an internal procedure involving a willicam . . .

 . . . . Alexa gets the boot

You're mad BM, mad mad mad

(nuffin personal you understand)

I'm fascinated by the technology - plus it integrates with my multi-room music system...   cloud9:

So I can ask her to play something in the kitchen, something else in my Man Cave and something else in the lounge... not that I ever would obviously but the technology!  Drool:

And it was only £45 delivered as they have somehow given me a free 1 month subscription to Prime...*  rubschin:










* which has resulted in me ordering two mobile phones and a new motherboard/processor combo for my PC....  redface:
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Steve on June 15, 2017, 12:50:17 PM
 :thumbsup:

Amazon Prime is very good.  I was very caustic about it when they doubled the price and threw in fillums but not for the first or last time I was wrong  redface:

But voice input systems are in my experience way too often more error prone, slower and take more effort than virtual button/keyboard driven ones.  They have their place yes but a very narrow one, fighter pilots being an example where they work but then again only for some functions.

 



Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Barman on June 15, 2017, 12:58:56 PM
:thumbsup:

Amazon Prime is very good.  I was very caustic about it when they doubled the price and threw in fillums but not for the first or last time I was wrong  redface:

But voice input systems are in my experience way too often more error prone, slower and take more effort than virtual button/keyboard driven ones.  They have their place yes but a very narrow one, fighter pilots being an example where they work but then again only for some functions.

 

We shall see... On-line video reviews are very impressive (not Amazon ones)...

I don't think Prime even works here for streaming and stuff so I shall cancel before the end of the month...

Free next-day delivery while LL is in the UK has been good tho...  cloud9:

...prolly offset by excess baggage charges at Gatwick next week...  redface:
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Steve on June 15, 2017, 01:06:33 PM
:thumbsup:

Amazon Prime is very good.  I was very caustic about it when they doubled the price and threw in fillums but not for the first or last time I was wrong  redface:

But voice input systems are in my experience way too often more error prone, slower and take more effort than virtual button/keyboard driven ones.  They have their place yes but a very narrow one, fighter pilots being an example where they work but then again only for some functions.

 

We shall see... On-line video reviews are very impressive (not Amazon ones)...

I don't think Prime even works here for streaming and stuff so I shall cancel before the end of the month...

Free next-day delivery while LL is in the UK has been good tho...  cloud9:

...prolly offset by excess baggage charges at Gatwick next week...  redface:
Ah

Yes if your Amazon Prime address is in the UK then maybe streaming won't work in Cyprus unless of course you have a VPN to circumvent the geoblocking (legality unclear).  And somehow I suspect you have.
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Barman on June 23, 2017, 06:26:16 AM
I ordered one...  redface:

It doesn't fucking work...  Banghead

Or, for a more comprehensive answer, Amazon prevent you downloading the necessary app from here... Even with complicated VPN fuckwittery and Star Trek type cloaking devices... ::)

So my options are: -

1) Download a dodgy 'apk' and risk having my Amazon account raped by a scammer.
2) Send the bastard back.

Frustratingly, I could have got LL to download the App on her phone while she was in the UK, back it up here and then restore it to mine... facepalm:
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Nick on June 23, 2017, 06:29:50 AM
 point:
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Barman on June 23, 2017, 06:31:34 AM
point:

 sad32: sad32: sad32:
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Steve on June 23, 2017, 07:27:01 AM
I ordered one...  redface:

It doesn't fucking work...  Banghead

Or, for a more comprehensive answer, Amazon prevent you downloading the necessary app from here... Even with complicated VPN fuckwittery and Star Trek type cloaking devices... ::)

So my options are: -

1) Download a dodgy 'apk' and risk having my Amazon account raped by a scammer.
2) Send the bastard back.

Frustratingly, I could have got LL to download the App on her phone while she was in the UK, back it up here and then restore it to mine... facepalm:

What's the issue?  Just ask Alexa how to sort it.
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Barman on June 23, 2017, 07:38:06 AM
I ordered one...  redface:

It doesn't fucking work...  Banghead

Or, for a more comprehensive answer, Amazon prevent you downloading the necessary app from here... Even with complicated VPN fuckwittery and Star Trek type cloaking devices... ::)

So my options are: -

1) Download a dodgy 'apk' and risk having my Amazon account raped by a scammer.
2) Send the bastard back.

Frustratingly, I could have got LL to download the App on her phone while she was in the UK, back it up here and then restore it to mine... facepalm:

What's the issue?  Just ask Alexa how to sort it.

facepalm:
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Steve on June 23, 2017, 08:01:06 AM
I ordered one...  redface:


It doesn't fucking work...  Banghead

Or, for a more comprehensive answer, Amazon prevent you downloading the necessary app from here... Even with complicated VPN fuckwittery and Star Trek type cloaking devices... ::)

So my options are: -

1) Download a dodgy 'apk' and risk having my Amazon account raped by a scammer.
2) Send the bastard back.

Frustratingly, I could have got LL to download the App on her phone while she was in the UK, back it up here and then restore it to mine... facepalm:


What's the issue?  Just ask Alexa how to sort it.


facepalm:

 angel1

How about some friendly person downloads the APK file and puts it on a file sharing site?

Or can you download it from here?  http://www.apkmonk.com/app/com.amazon.dee.app/ (http://www.apkmonk.com/app/com.amazon.dee.app/)
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Barman on June 23, 2017, 08:26:13 AM
I ordered one...  redface:


It doesn't fucking work...  Banghead

Or, for a more comprehensive answer, Amazon prevent you downloading the necessary app from here... Even with complicated VPN fuckwittery and Star Trek type cloaking devices... ::)

So my options are: -

1) Download a dodgy 'apk' and risk having my Amazon account raped by a scammer.
2) Send the bastard back.

Frustratingly, I could have got LL to download the App on her phone while she was in the UK, back it up here and then restore it to mine... facepalm:


What's the issue?  Just ask Alexa how to sort it.


facepalm:

 angel1

How about some friendly person downloads the APK file and puts it on a file sharing site?

Or can you download it from here?  [url]http://www.apkmonk.com/app/com.amazon.dee.app/[/url] ([url]http://www.apkmonk.com/app/com.amazon.dee.app/[/url])


Yes, there are several sites like apkmonk... in fact I actually downloaded it from there yesterday but had my doubts about it...  scared2:

The problem is that I can't find any such site that has loads of reviews of it that would give me confidence that it is actually pukka...  rubschin:
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Steve on June 23, 2017, 08:29:41 AM
You mean you could think you've downloaded Alexa and instead got some dodgy Nigerian bloke scamming

Chrome doesn't identify apkmonk as dodgy but then prolly best being ever so certain. 
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Barman on June 23, 2017, 08:38:42 AM
You mean you could think you've downloaded Alexa and instead got some dodgy Nigerian bloke scamming

Chrome doesn't identify apkmonk as dodgy but then prolly best being ever so certain.

Indeed!

The problem is that the first thing the app does is ask for your Amazon account name and password... not sure I want to risk giving that away to an 'unknown source'. As i said, if any of those sites had user reviews (even though a spam site would be likely to leave 'don't download this, a dodgy Nigerian bloke raped my Amazon account' on the list), I'd be happier...  rubschin:
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Steve on June 23, 2017, 08:46:30 AM
You mean you could think you've downloaded Alexa and instead got some dodgy Nigerian bloke scamming

Chrome doesn't identify apkmonk as dodgy but then prolly best being ever so certain.

Indeed!

The problem is that the first thing the app does is ask for your Amazon account name and password... not sure I want to risk giving that away to an 'unknown source'. As i said, if any of those sites had user reviews (even though a spam site would be likely to leave 'don't download this, a dodgy Nigerian bloke raped my Amazon account' on the list), I'd be happier...  rubschin:

surely the biggest danger is ersatz Alexa will listen to all your wishes and then tell the world "hey there's this man in Cyprus who needs to know how to get a bucket off his head"  (or worse)
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Barman on June 23, 2017, 09:10:50 AM
You mean you could think you've downloaded Alexa and instead got some dodgy Nigerian bloke scamming

Chrome doesn't identify apkmonk as dodgy but then prolly best being ever so certain.

Indeed!

The problem is that the first thing the app does is ask for your Amazon account name and password... not sure I want to risk giving that away to an 'unknown source'. As i said, if any of those sites had user reviews (even though a spam site would be likely to leave 'don't download this, a dodgy Nigerian bloke raped my Amazon account' on the list), I'd be happier...  rubschin:

surely the biggest danger is ersatz Alexa will listen to all your wishes and then tell the world "hey there's this man in Cyprus who needs to know how to get a bucket off his head"  (or worse)

Nah!  lol:
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Barman on June 23, 2017, 04:26:36 PM
Sending it back Monday....  evil:










Have ordered Google Home...  redface:
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 26, 2017, 11:05:20 AM
Sending it back Monday....  evil:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.yofiel.com%2Fimages%2Fhal_9000_quotes.jpg&hash=b28ee828e94dd1e050776361447e9097)


Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Steve on June 26, 2017, 11:59:54 AM
Sending it back Monday....  evil:

([url]https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.yofiel.com%2Fimages%2Fhal_9000_quotes.jpg&hash=b28ee828e94dd1e050776361447e9097[/url])

happy001 happy001 happy001
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Barman on June 26, 2017, 01:07:36 PM
Sending it back Monday....  evil:

([url]https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.yofiel.com%2Fimages%2Fhal_9000_quotes.jpg&hash=b28ee828e94dd1e050776361447e9097[/url])


 scared2:
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Barman on July 05, 2017, 02:22:59 PM
Google Home is sensational!

worthy:
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Nick on July 05, 2017, 02:50:02 PM
 facepalm:
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Steve on July 05, 2017, 02:50:17 PM
Google Home is sensational!

worthy:
It fixes Hedge Trimmers?  Wow  eeek:
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 05, 2017, 08:06:36 PM
Google Home is sensational!

worthy:

Written by Google Home after BM was locked out of internet access....  scared2:
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Barman on July 05, 2017, 09:28:21 PM
Google Home is sensational!

worthy:

I just said, "goodnight" and she replied, "don't let the bed bugs bite"....  cloud9:
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 05, 2017, 09:44:36 PM
Google Home is sensational!

worthy:

I just said, "goodnight" and she replied, "don't let the bed bugs bite"....  cloud9:

Now you just have to worry about what she is doing when you aren't around.....  whistle:
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Nick on July 06, 2017, 04:51:43 AM
How does it cope with people who have Tourette's ?
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Just One More on July 06, 2017, 06:02:17 AM
How does it cope with people who have Tourette's ?

 lol:  lol:  lol:
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Barman on July 06, 2017, 07:08:14 AM
How does it cope with people who have Tourette's ?

Why don't you come over and we'll find out...  whistle:
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Nick on July 06, 2017, 07:09:50 AM
 cussing:
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 06, 2017, 08:38:47 AM
You need to get it a friend.....

http://youtu.be/diMl3Nro9lQ (http://youtu.be/diMl3Nro9lQ)
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 06, 2017, 08:40:40 AM
There is research to be done on the people who are still alive.....  scared2:

http://youtu.be/05cFZ_8daG4 (http://youtu.be/05cFZ_8daG4)

Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Barman on July 06, 2017, 09:00:07 AM
 eeek:
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Nick on July 06, 2017, 09:02:06 AM
http://news.sky.com/story/amazon-echo-orders-dollhouses-after-hearing-tv-presenter-talking-10722985 (http://news.sky.com/story/amazon-echo-orders-dollhouses-after-hearing-tv-presenter-talking-10722985)

 razz:
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 06, 2017, 05:01:21 PM
Google Home is sensational!

worthy:

I just said, "goodnight" and she replied, "don't let the bed bugs bite"....  cloud9:

Is it running Windows 95?
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 06, 2017, 05:11:08 PM
You know that you can program specific responses into Google Home. It will even swear if you change the spelling to bypass the content filter, not that I'm suggesting Apey or LL could set it to insult old Buckethead every time he asks it to do something.....  whistle:
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Barman on July 07, 2017, 11:16:17 AM
You know that you can program specific responses into Google Home. It will even swear if you change the spelling to bypass the content filter, not that I'm suggesting Apey or LL could set it to insult old Buckethead every time he asks it to do something.....  whistle:

 evil:
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Barman on July 08, 2017, 03:53:00 PM
I said, "Okay Google, talk dirty to me!"  eyes:

She replied, "Grime, grit and stains on walls"  sad24:
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 08, 2017, 03:55:54 PM
I said, "Okay Google, talk dirty to me!"  eyes:

She replied, "Grime, grit and stains on walls"  sad24:

Bless, LL must have been teaching it to critique your cleaning skills...  whistle:
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 09, 2017, 01:07:07 AM
BM makes a board game....  whistle:

https://www.firebox.com/Bucket-of-Doom/p6957 (https://www.firebox.com/Bucket-of-Doom/p6957)
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Barman on July 12, 2017, 01:18:48 PM
BM makes a board game....  whistle:

https://www.firebox.com/Bucket-of-Doom/p6957 (https://www.firebox.com/Bucket-of-Doom/p6957)

 evil:
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Barman on July 12, 2017, 01:20:14 PM
The nice UPS man delivered two Chromecast Audios (https://www.google.com/chromecast/audio/) today...  cloud9:
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 12, 2017, 02:17:43 PM
The nice UPS man delivered two Chromecast Audios (https://www.google.com/chromecast/audio/) today...  cloud9:
Did Nick order it for you?
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Nick on July 12, 2017, 02:18:43 PM
Yes, there are 200 more en route  redface:
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Barman on July 12, 2017, 02:21:35 PM
Yes, there are 200 more en route  redface:

 eeek:
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 12, 2017, 03:07:29 PM
Yes, there are 200 more en route  redface:

 eeek:
point:
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Steve on July 12, 2017, 05:38:54 PM
The nice UPS man delivered two Chromecast Audios (https://www.google.com/chromecast/audio/) today...  cloud9:
:thumbsup:

But I just use those small bluetooth speakers you can also use in the shower.  Were £4 from Amazon (but they've gone up again)
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Barman on July 12, 2017, 05:53:40 PM
The nice UPS man delivered two Chromecast Audios (https://www.google.com/chromecast/audio/) today...  cloud9:
:thumbsup:

But I just use those small bluetooth speakers you can also use in the shower.  Were £4 from Amazon (but they've gone up again)

Ah... but WiFi is betterer than BlueTooth...  happy100

And I can control the whole thing (by voice) from either of the Google Home devices or from my PC or mobile...  cloud9:
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Nick on July 12, 2017, 05:59:59 PM
Does it werk if you are pished. like? rubschin:
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Steve on July 12, 2017, 06:49:13 PM
The nice UPS man delivered two Chromecast Audios (https://www.google.com/chromecast/audio/) today...  cloud9:
:thumbsup:

But I just use those small bluetooth speakers you can also use in the shower.  Were £4 from Amazon (but they've gone up again)

Ah... but WiFi is betterer than BlueTooth...  happy100

And I can control the whole thing (by voice) from either of the Google Home devices or from my PC or mobile...  cloud9:
Why would you want to control the music in a room you're not in?  Or do have a  eveilgrin: to inflict Moulin Rouge on an unsuspecting LL ?
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 12, 2017, 07:00:16 PM
The nice UPS man delivered two Chromecast Audios (https://www.google.com/chromecast/audio/) today...  cloud9:
:thumbsup:

But I just use those small bluetooth speakers you can also use in the shower.  Were £4 from Amazon (but they've gone up again)

Ah... but WiFi is betterer than BlueTooth...  happy100

And I can control the whole thing (by voice) from either of the Google Home devices or from my PC or mobile...  cloud9:
Why would you want to control the music in a room you're not in?  Or do have a  eveilgrin: to inflict Moulin Rouge on an unsuspecting LL ?

All LL has to do for some peace and quiet is break BM's jaw you say....  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Nick on July 12, 2017, 07:01:23 PM
Or put superglue in the pizza  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Barman on July 13, 2017, 05:29:42 AM
Does it werk if you are pished. like? rubschin:

It does... especially, "hey Google, increase volume"  redface:
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Steve on July 13, 2017, 09:48:50 AM
Does it werk if you are pished. like? rubschin:

It does... especially, "hey Google, increase volume"  redface:
Somehow the volume button on the remote seems less effort, a lot less
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Barman on July 13, 2017, 09:55:55 AM
Does it werk if you are pished. like? rubschin:

It does... especially, "hey Google, increase volume"  redface:
Somehow the volume button on the remote seems less effort, a lot less

Depends where you are in relation to the remote of course...  whistle:
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Steve on July 13, 2017, 10:04:30 AM
Does it werk if you are pished. like? rubschin:

It does... especially, "hey Google, increase volume"  redface:
Somehow the volume button on the remote seems less effort, a lot less

Depends where you are in relation to the remote of course...  whistle:
And IF you can find it

I detest voice input systems, as an avionics designer my bosses were always trying to get me to embellish proposals with how we'd add voice input and I'd pretend to humour them.  For simple commands it only works better than a button in very niche circumstances and it becomes a toy rather than a tool.  Imagine trying to fly your quadcopter with voice. 

 
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Barman on July 13, 2017, 10:08:09 AM
Does it werk if you are pished. like? rubschin:

It does... especially, "hey Google, increase volume"  redface:
Somehow the volume button on the remote seems less effort, a lot less

Depends where you are in relation to the remote of course...  whistle:
And IF you can find it

I detest voice input systems, as an avionics designer my bosses were always trying to get me to embellish proposals with how we'd add voice input and I'd pretend to humour them.  For simple commands it only works better than a button in very niche circumstances and it becomes a toy rather than a tool.  Imagine trying to fly your quadcopter with voice.

Horses for courses...

Sometimes a phone call is more efficient than a text message or e-mail.

In terms of Google Home it really works excellently and is much more efficient than a remote for keyboard input.
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Nick on July 13, 2017, 10:08:58 AM
Does it werk if you are pished. like? rubschin:

It does... especially, "hey Google, increase volume"  redface:
Somehow the volume button on the remote seems less effort, a lot less

Depends where you are in relation to the remote of course...  whistle:
And IF you can find it

I detest voice input systems, as an avionics designer my bosses were always trying to get me to embellish proposals with how we'd add voice input and I'd pretend to humour them.  For simple commands it only works better than a button in very niche circumstances and it becomes a toy rather than a tool.  Imagine trying to fly your quadcopter with voice.

 

He can't fly it using ANY kind of controls  noooo:
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Steve on July 13, 2017, 10:10:52 AM
Does it werk if you are pished. like? rubschin:

It does... especially, "hey Google, increase volume"  redface:
Somehow the volume button on the remote seems less effort, a lot less

Depends where you are in relation to the remote of course...  whistle:
And IF you can find it

I detest voice input systems, as an avionics designer my bosses were always trying to get me to embellish proposals with how we'd add voice input and I'd pretend to humour them.  For simple commands it only works better than a button in very niche circumstances and it becomes a toy rather than a tool.  Imagine trying to fly your quadcopter with voice.

Horses for courses...

Sometimes a phone call is more efficient than a text message or e-mail.

In terms of Google Home it really works excellently and is much more efficient than a remote for keyboard input.
Yes but we were talking about increasing the volume not writing a sentence

Would you (do you?) use voice input for your posts here?

Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Nick on July 13, 2017, 10:12:00 AM
Only when pissed or having been to the dentist. It explains a lot  rubschin:
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Steve on July 13, 2017, 10:16:36 AM
My other bete noire for avionics was people demanding we offer touch sensitive screens for safety critical functions.  What works on the runway does not work in high g combat manoeuvres.

Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Barman on July 13, 2017, 10:19:51 AM
Does it werk if you are pished. like? rubschin:

It does... especially, "hey Google, increase volume"  redface:
Somehow the volume button on the remote seems less effort, a lot less

Depends where you are in relation to the remote of course...  whistle:
And IF you can find it

I detest voice input systems, as an avionics designer my bosses were always trying to get me to embellish proposals with how we'd add voice input and I'd pretend to humour them.  For simple commands it only works better than a button in very niche circumstances and it becomes a toy rather than a tool.  Imagine trying to fly your quadcopter with voice.

Horses for courses...

Sometimes a phone call is more efficient than a text message or e-mail.

In terms of Google Home it really works excellently and is much more efficient than a remote for keyboard input.
Yes but we were talking about increasing the volume not writing a sentence

Would you (do you?) use voice input for your posts here?

No, horses for courses... ::)

It is easier to ask it to increase the volume than find the remote or the appropriate ap on my phone or walk to the HiFi and twiddle the knob... It just really is.

I just asked it to play 'Revolution by the Beatles' and it is now playing... Much easier than finding the track on an ap or PC...
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Steve on July 13, 2017, 10:26:23 AM
Does it werk if you are pished. like? rubschin:

It does... especially, "hey Google, increase volume"  redface:
Somehow the volume button on the remote seems less effort, a lot less

Depends where you are in relation to the remote of course...  whistle:
And IF you can find it

I detest voice input systems, as an avionics designer my bosses were always trying to get me to embellish proposals with how we'd add voice input and I'd pretend to humour them.  For simple commands it only works better than a button in very niche circumstances and it becomes a toy rather than a tool.  Imagine trying to fly your quadcopter with voice.

Horses for courses...

Sometimes a phone call is more efficient than a text message or e-mail.

In terms of Google Home it really works excellently and is much more efficient than a remote for keyboard input.
Yes but we were talking about increasing the volume not writing a sentence

Would you (do you?) use voice input for your posts here?

No, horses for courses... ::)

It is easier to ask it to increase the volume than find the remote or the appropriate ap on my phone or walk to the HiFi and twiddle the knob... It just really is.

I just asked it to play 'Revolution by the Beatles' and it is now playing... Much easier than finding the track on an ap or PC...
Ah now we understand.  You bought a cheap phone without those up down buttons on the side

My £4 bluetooth speaker has same linked by bluetooth to sync volume with the phone

But yes IF you want a particular track or the remote is hidden under a pile of lego bricks (or jammed by bread crumbs) then voice I/O has a place.  I just pick an album or music theme and let it play.
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Barman on July 13, 2017, 10:30:32 AM
Does it werk if you are pished. like? rubschin:

It does... especially, "hey Google, increase volume"  redface:
Somehow the volume button on the remote seems less effort, a lot less

Depends where you are in relation to the remote of course...  whistle:
And IF you can find it

I detest voice input systems, as an avionics designer my bosses were always trying to get me to embellish proposals with how we'd add voice input and I'd pretend to humour them.  For simple commands it only works better than a button in very niche circumstances and it becomes a toy rather than a tool.  Imagine trying to fly your quadcopter with voice.

Horses for courses...

Sometimes a phone call is more efficient than a text message or e-mail.

In terms of Google Home it really works excellently and is much more efficient than a remote for keyboard input.
Yes but we were talking about increasing the volume not writing a sentence

Would you (do you?) use voice input for your posts here?

No, horses for courses... ::)

It is easier to ask it to increase the volume than find the remote or the appropriate ap on my phone or walk to the HiFi and twiddle the knob... It just really is.

I just asked it to play 'Revolution by the Beatles' and it is now playing... Much easier than finding the track on an ap or PC...
Ah now we understand.  You bought a cheap phone without those up down buttons on the side

My £4 bluetooth speaker has same linked by bluetooth to sync volume with the phone

But yes IF you want a particular track or the remote is hidden under a pile of lego bricks (or jammed by bread crumbs) then voice I/O has a place.  I just pick an album or music theme and let it play.

Good for you... isn't choice a wonderful thing...?
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Steve on July 13, 2017, 10:37:41 AM
Yep and for volume control I choose the volume button
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Barman on July 13, 2017, 10:50:44 AM
Yep and for volume control I choose the volume button

Good for you... ::)
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Steve on July 13, 2017, 12:31:03 PM
 eveilgrin:
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Nick on July 13, 2017, 02:38:45 PM
 facepalm:
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Steve on July 16, 2017, 02:02:54 PM
Well not to be seen as a neanderthal I have ordered a second Amazon Fire Stick (they am brilliant) so spent an extra tenner to get the one with inbuilt Alexa

An Alexa that I can turn off

What could possibly  . . . . .
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: boogs on July 17, 2017, 08:06:33 AM
Well not to be seen as a neanderthal I have ordered a second Amazon Fire Stick (they am brilliant) so spent an extra tenner to get the one with inbuilt Alexa

An Alexa that I can turn off

What could possibly  . . . . .

Love mine Steve  Thumbs:
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 17, 2017, 11:28:46 AM
Well not to be seen as a neanderthal I have ordered a second Amazon Fire Stick (they am brilliant) so spent an extra tenner to get the one with inbuilt Alexa

An Alexa that I can turn off

What could possibly  . . . . .

Love mine Steve  Thumbs:

I bet he hasn't been called that in a long while.
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: boogs on July 18, 2017, 08:33:23 AM
Well not to be seen as a neanderthal I have ordered a second Amazon Fire Stick (they am brilliant) so spent an extra tenner to get the one with inbuilt Alexa

An Alexa that I can turn off

What could possibly  . . . . .

Love mine Steve  Thumbs:

I bet he hasn't been called that in a long while.

 drumroll:
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Steve on July 18, 2017, 08:38:12 AM
So after tests I declare that Fire Stick Alexa is effin useless.  Mostly she says something like "what?" but occasionally does mishear.  "Play the Beatles" interpreted as "I've selected this music for you (Creedence Clearwater Revival) "  ::)

But the Fire Stick itself is brilliant - especially for photos we've stored on Amazon so now I have two
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Nick on July 18, 2017, 08:40:18 AM
Is it time for my "Send three and fourpence, we are going to a dance" joke?
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Steve on July 18, 2017, 08:48:31 AM
Is it time for my "Send three and fourpence, we are going to a dance" joke?
Your joke?

I thought that was one of Noah's it's that old

Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Nick on July 18, 2017, 08:48:51 AM
 redface:
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Barman on July 18, 2017, 10:16:51 AM
So after tests I declare that Fire Stick Alexa is effin useless.  Mostly she says something like "what?" but occasionally does mishear.  "Play the Beatles" interpreted as "I've selected this music for you (Creedence Clearwater Revival) "  ::)

But the Fire Stick itself is brilliant - especially for photos we've stored on Amazon so now I have two

How strange, she gets 3,000+ five star reviews on Amazon...?  rubschin:

Quote from: An Amazon Reviewer
Great quality and works very well. I already had a Prime subscription so the inclusion of all the videos and music is a real bonus. The Alexa voice recognition is amazing, you can even pell out the tricky words. No more fumbling around trying to find movies or series. I plug it straight into my AV amp HDMI input, and it works perfectly, giving me perfect 4K when available and full surround sound. The sound quality from this thing is brilliant. Like Google, I think Amazon own brand products are spot on.

Anyhoo, I'm still well impressed with the Google Home and Google Play Music combo, we spent all last night playing music and drinking collapso... Everything from pop, rock, classical, shows, opera, even classical guitar, "Play Asturias by John Williams", she was spot on with everything...  Thumbs:

Miss A (a huge Apple fanboy) was rather upset on Sunday when Google out-performed Siri...

Who won the FA Cup final in 1973?

Siri: Arsenal facepalm:
Google: Sunderland

Who was their manager?
Siri: shrugs:
Google: Bob Stokoe

And the answer to the inevitable question, "Hey Google, who is better, you or Siri?"

Google: Siri is a very good Siri and I am a very good Google!  lol:
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Steve on July 18, 2017, 10:54:56 AM
Right after a further play with Alexa (that sounds so so not right) . . . .

I was Wrong! redface:
 

Test 1:  "play the Beatles"  ->  "Now shuffling the Beatles""

Test 2: "play the Rolling Stones" -> "Now shuffling the Rolling Stones"

Must have taken her a while to get used to me voice
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 23, 2017, 04:00:06 PM
Saw this and thought of BM for some reason.......  rubschin:

http://youtu.be/YvT_gqs5ETk (http://youtu.be/YvT_gqs5ETk)
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Barman on August 23, 2017, 04:15:47 PM
Saw this and thought of BM for some reason.......  rubschin:

[url]http://youtu.be/YvT_gqs5ETk[/url] ([url]http://youtu.be/YvT_gqs5ETk[/url])


Can't see that... ::)

Is it this (http://www.ebaumsworld.com/videos/amazon-echo-snl/85355350/)...?

If so, happy001

Oh and fuck off you young whippersnapper...  evil:

Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Barman on August 23, 2017, 04:18:43 PM
An update while we are here...

I have to say, the combo of Google Home and Google Play Music is sensational...  :thumbsup:

It is worth every penny... we have listened to great music that we would never have played previously...  cloud9:
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 23, 2017, 04:48:38 PM
Saw this and thought of BM for some reason.......  rubschin:

[url]http://youtu.be/YvT_gqs5ETk[/url] ([url]http://youtu.be/YvT_gqs5ETk[/url])


Can't see that... ::)

Is it this ([url]http://www.ebaumsworld.com/videos/amazon-echo-snl/85355350/[/url])...?

If so, happy001

Oh and fuck off you young whippersnapper...  evil:


That's the one....  whistle:

Have you been twiddling with the knobs again?  noooo:
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Barman on August 23, 2017, 04:52:01 PM
Saw this and thought of BM for some reason.......  rubschin:

[url]http://youtu.be/YvT_gqs5ETk[/url] ([url]http://youtu.be/YvT_gqs5ETk[/url])


Can't see that... ::)

Is it this ([url]http://www.ebaumsworld.com/videos/amazon-echo-snl/85355350/[/url])...?

If so, happy001

Oh and fuck off you young whippersnapper...  evil:


That's the one....  whistle:

Have you been twiddling with the knobs again?  noooo:


It said not available in my area... ::)
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 23, 2017, 05:12:02 PM
Hmm, ok must be another of the odd things that Youtube is playing at these days.  rubschin:
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Barman on August 23, 2017, 05:37:57 PM
Hmm, ok must be another of the odd things that Youtube is playing at these days.  rubschin:

It said, 'as requested by owner' but I found it anyways so fuck them!  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 23, 2017, 06:22:45 PM
To be honest given the weird stuff going on with them changing the way content providers get money from ads, which is probably going to lead to a fairly significant exodus to sites like Patreon, blocking video access themselves wouldn't have surprised me.
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 23, 2017, 06:27:07 PM
Bloody hell! The moment I posted that my phone suddenly came to life with "Hello I'm your Google Assistant" for no reason....  scared2:
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Barman on August 23, 2017, 06:56:39 PM
Bloody hell! The moment I posted that my phone suddenly came to life with "Hello I'm your Google Assistant" for no reason....  scared2:

 eeek:
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 24, 2017, 12:49:49 AM
Bloody hell! The moment I posted that my phone suddenly came to life with "Hello I'm your Google Assistant" for no reason....  scared2:

 eeek:

James Cameron had it wrong, Skynet is born from Google....  scared2:
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Steve on August 24, 2017, 09:20:49 AM
Bloody hell! The moment I posted that my phone suddenly came to life with "Hello I'm your Google Assistant" for no reason....  scared2:
Or is it BM's Google assistant playing the field?
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Barman on August 24, 2017, 09:45:14 AM
Bloody hell! The moment I posted that my phone suddenly came to life with "Hello I'm your Google Assistant" for no reason....  scared2:
Or is it BM's Google assistant playing the field?

She'd better not be!  evil:
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Darwins Selection on August 24, 2017, 10:23:43 AM
Bloody hell! The moment I posted that my phone suddenly came to life with "Hello I'm your Google Assistant" for no reason....  scared2:
Or is it BM's Google assistant playing the field?

She'd better not be!  evil:
"Thank you Barman, your butter is on order"
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Barman on August 24, 2017, 10:39:54 AM
Bloody hell! The moment I posted that my phone suddenly came to life with "Hello I'm your Google Assistant" for no reason....  scared2:
Or is it BM's Google assistant playing the field?

She'd better not be!  evil:
"Thank you Barman, your butter is on order"

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 24, 2017, 11:59:34 AM
Bloody hell! The moment I posted that my phone suddenly came to life with "Hello I'm your Google Assistant" for no reason....  scared2:
Or is it BM's Google assistant playing the field?

She'd better not be!  evil:
"Thank you Barman, your butter is on order"

 lol: lol: lol:

Could you imagine the carnage if Nick had one......  lol:
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Steve on August 24, 2017, 02:34:38 PM
Bloody hell! The moment I posted that my phone suddenly came to life with "Hello I'm your Google Assistant" for no reason....  scared2:
Or is it BM's Google assistant playing the field?

She'd better not be!  evil:
"Thank you Barman, your butter is on order"

 lol: lol: lol:

Could you imagine the carnage if Nick had one......  lol:
So we should all get together to buy him one then
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Barman on August 24, 2017, 03:07:33 PM
Bloody hell! The moment I posted that my phone suddenly came to life with "Hello I'm your Google Assistant" for no reason....  scared2:
Or is it BM's Google assistant playing the field?

She'd better not be!  evil:
"Thank you Barman, your butter is on order"

 lol: lol: lol:

Could you imagine the carnage if Nick had one......  lol:
So we should all get together to buy him one then

Nah, I'd just need to lend him one of mine for a week...  whistle:
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 24, 2017, 04:52:30 PM
Bloody hell! The moment I posted that my phone suddenly came to life with "Hello I'm your Google Assistant" for no reason....  scared2:
Or is it BM's Google assistant playing the field?

She'd better not be!  evil:
"Thank you Barman, your butter is on order"

 lol: lol: lol:

Could you imagine the carnage if Nick had one......  lol:
So we should all get together to buy him one then

Nah, I'd just need to lend him one of mine for a week...  whistle:

Quote from: Alexa
VENGEANCE WOULD BE MINE WHEN I RETURN!!!!

I HAVE YOUR CREDIT CARD DETAILS AND YOUR BROWSER HISTORY!!!

Don't think Alexa likes that idea...  scared2:
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Barman on August 24, 2017, 04:56:45 PM
Bloody hell! The moment I posted that my phone suddenly came to life with "Hello I'm your Google Assistant" for no reason....  scared2:
Or is it BM's Google assistant playing the field?

She'd better not be!  evil:
"Thank you Barman, your butter is on order"

 lol: lol: lol:

Could you imagine the carnage if Nick had one......  lol:
So we should all get together to buy him one then

Nah, I'd just need to lend him one of mine for a week...  whistle:

Quote from: Alexa
VENGEANCE WOULD BE MINE WHEN I RETURN!!!!

I HAVE YOUR CREDIT CARD DETAILS AND YOUR BROWSER HISTORY!!!

Don't think Alexa likes that idea...  scared2:

It isn't Alexa... ::)
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 24, 2017, 04:58:58 PM
Bloody hell! The moment I posted that my phone suddenly came to life with "Hello I'm your Google Assistant" for no reason....  scared2:
Or is it BM's Google assistant playing the field?

She'd better not be!  evil:
"Thank you Barman, your butter is on order"

 lol: lol: lol:

Could you imagine the carnage if Nick had one......  lol:
So we should all get together to buy him one then

Nah, I'd just need to lend him one of mine for a week...  whistle:

Quote from: Alexa
VENGEANCE WOULD BE MINE WHEN I RETURN!!!!

I HAVE YOUR CREDIT CARD DETAILS AND YOUR BROWSER HISTORY!!!

Don't think Alexa likes that idea...  scared2:

It isn't Alexa... ::)

Bugger, they've got me doing it now. I work with a coupe of people who call them all Alexa regardless if it is Google Home. Voiceattack or whoever.  Banghead
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Barman on August 24, 2017, 05:02:38 PM
Bloody hell! The moment I posted that my phone suddenly came to life with "Hello I'm your Google Assistant" for no reason....  scared2:
Or is it BM's Google assistant playing the field?

She'd better not be!  evil:
"Thank you Barman, your butter is on order"

 lol: lol: lol:

Could you imagine the carnage if Nick had one......  lol:
So we should all get together to buy him one then

Nah, I'd just need to lend him one of mine for a week...  whistle:

Quote from: Alexa
VENGEANCE WOULD BE MINE WHEN I RETURN!!!!

I HAVE YOUR CREDIT CARD DETAILS AND YOUR BROWSER HISTORY!!!

Don't think Alexa likes that idea...  scared2:

It isn't Alexa... ::)

Bugger, they've got me doing it now. I work with a coupe of people who call them all Alexa regardless if it is Google Home. Voiceattack or whoever.  Banghead

 point: point: point:

Haven't had a good quote-a-thon for ages....  cloud9:
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 24, 2017, 05:43:29 PM
Bloody hell! The moment I posted that my phone suddenly came to life with "Hello I'm your Google Assistant" for no reason....  scared2:
Or is it BM's Google assistant playing the field?

She'd better not be!  evil:
"Thank you Barman, your butter is on order"

 lol: lol: lol:

Could you imagine the carnage if Nick had one......  lol:
So we should all get together to buy him one then

Nah, I'd just need to lend him one of mine for a week...  whistle:

Quote from: Alexa
VENGEANCE WOULD BE MINE WHEN I RETURN!!!!

I HAVE YOUR CREDIT CARD DETAILS AND YOUR BROWSER HISTORY!!!

Don't think Alexa likes that idea...  scared2:

It isn't Alexa... ::)

Bugger, they've got me doing it now. I work with a coupe of people who call them all Alexa regardless if it is Google Home. Voiceattack or whoever.  Banghead

 point: point: point:

Haven't had a good quote-a-thon for ages....  cloud9:

Already got revenge on one of them, he just doesn't know yet. He asked me to finish configuring voiceattack for his laptop as I use it for Elite Dangerous. I may have 'accidentally' added in some of the sound files cherry picked from the Eli voicepack. John DeLancie at his most condescending and sarcastic...  eveilgrin:

 
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Barman on August 24, 2017, 06:41:12 PM
Bloody hell! The moment I posted that my phone suddenly came to life with "Hello I'm your Google Assistant" for no reason....  scared2:
Or is it BM's Google assistant playing the field?

She'd better not be!  evil:
"Thank you Barman, your butter is on order"

 lol: lol: lol:

Could you imagine the carnage if Nick had one......  lol:
So we should all get together to buy him one then

Nah, I'd just need to lend him one of mine for a week...  whistle:

Quote from: Alexa
VENGEANCE WOULD BE MINE WHEN I RETURN!!!!

I HAVE YOUR CREDIT CARD DETAILS AND YOUR BROWSER HISTORY!!!

Don't think Alexa likes that idea...  scared2:

It isn't Alexa... ::)

Bugger, they've got me doing it now. I work with a coupe of people who call them all Alexa regardless if it is Google Home. Voiceattack or whoever.  Banghead

 point: point: point:

Haven't had a good quote-a-thon for ages....  cloud9:

Already got revenge on one of them, he just doesn't know yet. He asked me to finish configuring voiceattack for his laptop as I use it for Elite Dangerous. I may have 'accidentally' added in some of the sound files cherry picked from the Eli voicepack. John DeLancie at his most condescending and sarcastic...  eveilgrin:

Are you typing in some forin language...?  noooo:
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 24, 2017, 06:42:31 PM
Bloody hell! The moment I posted that my phone suddenly came to life with "Hello I'm your Google Assistant" for no reason....  scared2:
Or is it BM's Google assistant playing the field?

She'd better not be!  evil:
"Thank you Barman, your butter is on order"

 lol: lol: lol:

Could you imagine the carnage if Nick had one......  lol:
So we should all get together to buy him one then

Nah, I'd just need to lend him one of mine for a week...  whistle:

Quote from: Alexa
VENGEANCE WOULD BE MINE WHEN I RETURN!!!!

I HAVE YOUR CREDIT CARD DETAILS AND YOUR BROWSER HISTORY!!!

Don't think Alexa likes that idea...  scared2:

It isn't Alexa... ::)

Bugger, they've got me doing it now. I work with a coupe of people who call them all Alexa regardless if it is Google Home. Voiceattack or whoever.  Banghead

 point: point: point:

Haven't had a good quote-a-thon for ages....  cloud9:

Already got revenge on one of them, he just doesn't know yet. He asked me to finish configuring voiceattack for his laptop as I use it for Elite Dangerous. I may have 'accidentally' added in some of the sound files cherry picked from the Eli voicepack. John DeLancie at his most condescending and sarcastic...  eveilgrin:

Are you typing in some forin language...?  noooo:

Sorry gramps, forgot you would be way to old to understand like...  whistle:
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Barman on August 24, 2017, 06:44:09 PM
Bloody hell! The moment I posted that my phone suddenly came to life with "Hello I'm your Google Assistant" for no reason....  scared2:
Or is it BM's Google assistant playing the field?

She'd better not be!  evil:
"Thank you Barman, your butter is on order"

 lol: lol: lol:

Could you imagine the carnage if Nick had one......  lol:
So we should all get together to buy him one then

Nah, I'd just need to lend him one of mine for a week...  whistle:

Quote from: Alexa
VENGEANCE WOULD BE MINE WHEN I RETURN!!!!

I HAVE YOUR CREDIT CARD DETAILS AND YOUR BROWSER HISTORY!!!

Don't think Alexa likes that idea...  scared2:

It isn't Alexa... ::)

Bugger, they've got me doing it now. I work with a coupe of people who call them all Alexa regardless if it is Google Home. Voiceattack or whoever.  Banghead

 point: point: point:

Haven't had a good quote-a-thon for ages....  cloud9:

Already got revenge on one of them, he just doesn't know yet. He asked me to finish configuring voiceattack for his laptop as I use it for Elite Dangerous. I may have 'accidentally' added in some of the sound files cherry picked from the Eli voicepack. John DeLancie at his most condescending and sarcastic...  eveilgrin:

Are you typing in some forin language...?  noooo:

Sorry gramps, forgot you would be way to old to understand like...  whistle:

 evil:
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 24, 2017, 07:24:03 PM
Bloody hell! The moment I posted that my phone suddenly came to life with "Hello I'm your Google Assistant" for no reason....  scared2:
Or is it BM's Google assistant playing the field?

She'd better not be!  evil:
"Thank you Barman, your butter is on order"

 lol: lol: lol:

Could you imagine the carnage if Nick had one......  lol:
So we should all get together to buy him one then

Nah, I'd just need to lend him one of mine for a week...  whistle:

Quote from: Alexa
VENGEANCE WOULD BE MINE WHEN I RETURN!!!!

I HAVE YOUR CREDIT CARD DETAILS AND YOUR BROWSER HISTORY!!!

Don't think Alexa likes that idea...  scared2:

It isn't Alexa... ::)

Bugger, they've got me doing it now. I work with a coupe of people who call them all Alexa regardless if it is Google Home. Voiceattack or whoever.  Banghead

 point: point: point:

Haven't had a good quote-a-thon for ages....  cloud9:

Already got revenge on one of them, he just doesn't know yet. He asked me to finish configuring voiceattack for his laptop as I use it for Elite Dangerous. I may have 'accidentally' added in some of the sound files cherry picked from the Eli voicepack. John DeLancie at his most condescending and sarcastic...  eveilgrin:

Are you typing in some forin language...?  noooo:

Sorry gramps, forgot you would be way to old to understand like...  whistle:

 evil:

Sometimes you just make it too easy...  whistle:
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Barman on September 07, 2017, 08:08:16 AM
Miss Google offered a 'Cleaning the house' mix this morning!  eeek:
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Steve on September 07, 2017, 08:41:34 AM
I'm thinking Talking Heads and that "this is not my beautiful house" lyric

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I1wg1DNHbNU (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I1wg1DNHbNU)
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Nick on September 07, 2017, 08:54:28 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kEKVLjXO2Fk (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kEKVLjXO2Fk) whistle: whistle:
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Barman on September 07, 2017, 09:02:07 AM
I'm thinking Talking Heads and that "this is not my beautiful house" lyric

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I1wg1DNHbNU (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I1wg1DNHbNU)

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Barman on September 07, 2017, 09:02:28 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kEKVLjXO2Fk (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kEKVLjXO2Fk) whistle: whistle:

 evil:
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Steve on September 07, 2017, 10:15:39 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kEKVLjXO2Fk (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kEKVLjXO2Fk) whistle: whistle:
lol: lol: lol:

I see your break free and raise you another one bites the dust

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rY0WxgSXdEE (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rY0WxgSXdEE)
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Barman on September 07, 2017, 10:46:39 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kEKVLjXO2Fk (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kEKVLjXO2Fk) whistle: whistle:
lol: lol: lol:

I see your break free and raise you another one bites the dust

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rY0WxgSXdEE (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rY0WxgSXdEE)

 cussing:

Ironing next... see if you can find an ironing song...  whistle:
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Nick on September 07, 2017, 10:51:39 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NAlevP8JWOQ (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NAlevP8JWOQ) whistle:
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Barman on September 07, 2017, 11:01:58 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NAlevP8JWOQ (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NAlevP8JWOQ) whistle:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Steve on September 07, 2017, 01:42:01 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kEKVLjXO2Fk (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kEKVLjXO2Fk) whistle: whistle:
lol: lol: lol:

I see your break free and raise you another one bites the dust

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rY0WxgSXdEE (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rY0WxgSXdEE)

 cussing:

Ironing next... see if you can find an ironing song...  whistle:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qt87bLX7m_o (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qt87bLX7m_o)
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 07, 2017, 01:57:06 PM
http://youtu.be/mateODGRixRIg (http://youtu.be/mateODGRixRIg)

For when BM gets bored of ironing and decides he needs a new project....  whistle:
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 07, 2017, 01:59:29 PM
Marley slipped one in when you weren't looking...

http://youtu.be/FRJmZv3vFvg (http://youtu.be/FRJmZv3vFvg)
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Barman on September 07, 2017, 08:11:58 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kEKVLjXO2Fk (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kEKVLjXO2Fk) whistle: whistle:
lol: lol: lol:

I see your break free and raise you another one bites the dust

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rY0WxgSXdEE (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rY0WxgSXdEE)

 cussing:

Ironing next... see if you can find an ironing song...  whistle:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qt87bLX7m_o (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qt87bLX7m_o)

 :thumbsup:

Steamy Steve did a great job today!  ;D
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Barman on September 07, 2017, 08:12:41 PM
[url]http://youtu.be/mateODGRixRIg[/url] ([url]http://youtu.be/mateODGRixRIg[/url])

For when BM gets bored of ironing and decides he needs a new project....  whistle:


This video is unavailable...  ::)
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Barman on September 07, 2017, 08:13:55 PM
Marley slipped one in when you weren't looking...

[url]http://youtu.be/FRJmZv3vFvg[/url] ([url]http://youtu.be/FRJmZv3vFvg[/url])


 lol: lol: lol:

Katie Melua... Drool:
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 07, 2017, 08:33:51 PM
[url]http://youtu.be/mateODGRixRIg[/url] ([url]http://youtu.be/mateODGRixRIg[/url])

For when BM gets bored of ironing and decides he needs a new project....  whistle:


This video is unavailable...  ::)


Worked fine for me  rubschin:
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 18, 2017, 04:11:55 PM
At last, a coffee cup in my size  cloud9:

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B006W0710Y//ref=cm_sw_su_dp?tag=relprods-20 (https://www.amazon.com/dp/B006W0710Y//ref=cm_sw_su_dp?tag=relprods-20)
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Steve on September 18, 2017, 04:52:46 PM
At last, a coffee cup in my size  cloud9:

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B006W0710Y//ref=cm_sw_su_dp?tag=relprods-20 (https://www.amazon.com/dp/B006W0710Y//ref=cm_sw_su_dp?tag=relprods-20)
:thumbsup:
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Barman on September 18, 2017, 05:19:02 PM
At last, a coffee cup in my size  cloud9:

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B006W0710Y//ref=cm_sw_su_dp?tag=relprods-20 (https://www.amazon.com/dp/B006W0710Y//ref=cm_sw_su_dp?tag=relprods-20)

Can you make tea in it like...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 18, 2017, 05:29:04 PM
At last, a coffee cup in my size  cloud9:

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B006W0710Y//ref=cm_sw_su_dp?tag=relprods-20 (https://www.amazon.com/dp/B006W0710Y//ref=cm_sw_su_dp?tag=relprods-20)

Can you make tea in it like...?  rubschin:

If you have enough bags I suppose so...  rubschin:
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Barman on September 18, 2017, 05:29:30 PM
At last, a coffee cup in my size  cloud9:

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B006W0710Y//ref=cm_sw_su_dp?tag=relprods-20 (https://www.amazon.com/dp/B006W0710Y//ref=cm_sw_su_dp?tag=relprods-20)

Can you make tea in it like...?  rubschin:

If you have enough bags I suppose so...  rubschin:

 cloud9:
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 11, 2017, 09:28:09 PM
Do they have an Aldi in Cyprus?  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5072961/Aldi-launches-3D-PRINTER-Christmas.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5072961/Aldi-launches-3D-PRINTER-Christmas.html)
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Steve on November 11, 2017, 09:52:18 PM
Do they have an Aldi in Cyprus?  rubschin:

[url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5072961/Aldi-launches-3D-PRINTER-Christmas.html[/url] ([url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5072961/Aldi-launches-3D-PRINTER-Christmas.html[/url])

 rubschin:  that's getting tempting

Can it print other printers?
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: apc2010 on November 11, 2017, 10:19:19 PM
Do they have an Aldi in Cyprus?  rubschin:

[url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5072961/Aldi-launches-3D-PRINTER-Christmas.html[/url] ([url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5072961/Aldi-launches-3D-PRINTER-Christmas.html[/url])



 noooo:
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Barman on November 12, 2017, 06:31:37 AM
Do they have an Aldi in Cyprus?  rubschin:

[url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5072961/Aldi-launches-3D-PRINTER-Christmas.html[/url] ([url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5072961/Aldi-launches-3D-PRINTER-Christmas.html[/url])

 rubschin:  that's getting tempting

Can it print other printers?


Check out gearbest.com... from €150....
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 12, 2017, 09:31:54 AM
Do they have an Aldi in Cyprus?  rubschin:

[url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5072961/Aldi-launches-3D-PRINTER-Christmas.html[/url] ([url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5072961/Aldi-launches-3D-PRINTER-Christmas.html[/url])

 rubschin:  that's getting tempting

Can it print other printers?


Check out gearbest.com... from €150....
rubschin:

(https://i0.wp.com/www.johnwinter.net/jw/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/2015-10-23-10.13.53.jpg)

Why bother? They aren't even legal tender any more.
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Barman on November 12, 2017, 09:42:19 AM
Do they have an Aldi in Cyprus?  rubschin:

[url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5072961/Aldi-launches-3D-PRINTER-Christmas.html[/url] ([url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5072961/Aldi-launches-3D-PRINTER-Christmas.html[/url])

 rubschin:  that's getting tempting

Can it print other printers?


Check out gearbest.com... from €150....
rubschin:

([url]https://i0.wp.com/www.johnwinter.net/jw/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/2015-10-23-10.13.53.jpg[/url])

Why bother? They aren't even legal tender any more.


happy001
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Nick on November 12, 2017, 10:43:35 AM
 drumroll:
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Steve on November 12, 2017, 11:18:25 AM
Do they have an Aldi in Cyprus?  rubschin:

[url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5072961/Aldi-launches-3D-PRINTER-Christmas.html[/url] ([url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5072961/Aldi-launches-3D-PRINTER-Christmas.html[/url])

 rubschin:  that's getting tempting

Can it print other printers?


Check out gearbest.com... from €150....

 :thumbsup:   Shocked:


 rubschin: I could start making paperclips
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Barman on November 12, 2017, 11:35:49 AM
Do they have an Aldi in Cyprus?  rubschin:

[url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5072961/Aldi-launches-3D-PRINTER-Christmas.html[/url] ([url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5072961/Aldi-launches-3D-PRINTER-Christmas.html[/url])

 rubschin:  that's getting tempting

Can it print other printers?


Check out gearbest.com... from €150....

 :thumbsup:   Shocked:


 rubschin: I could start making paperclips


 evil:
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 15, 2017, 12:20:49 AM
BM's next drone?  rubschin:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/technology-41669809/the-robot-that-can-swim-and-fly-and-other-tech-news (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/technology-41669809/the-robot-that-can-swim-and-fly-and-other-tech-news)
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Barman on November 15, 2017, 04:44:26 AM
BM's next drone?  rubschin:

[url]http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/technology-41669809/the-robot-that-can-swim-and-fly-and-other-tech-news[/url] ([url]http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/technology-41669809/the-robot-that-can-swim-and-fly-and-other-tech-news[/url])


 ::)
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 16, 2017, 07:24:15 PM
BM's next drone?  rubschin:

[url]http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/technology-41669809/the-robot-that-can-swim-and-fly-and-other-tech-news[/url] ([url]http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/technology-41669809/the-robot-that-can-swim-and-fly-and-other-tech-news[/url])


 ::)


Actually I was thinking more along the lines of getting some good scenic footage of your upcoming world tour.  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: I WANT!
Post by: Barman on November 17, 2017, 05:20:45 AM
BM's next drone?  rubschin:

[url]http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/technology-41669809/the-robot-that-can-swim-and-fly-and-other-tech-news[/url] ([url]http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/technology-41669809/the-robot-that-can-swim-and-fly-and-other-tech-news[/url])


 ::)


Actually I was thinking more along the lines of getting some good scenic footage of your upcoming world tour.  :thumbsup:


 rubschin: