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Come Inside... => The Medical Centre => Topic started by: Barman on March 06, 2013, 08:43:05 AM
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Nice and ready like.... Thumbs:
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Fangs :thumbsup:
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Fangs :thumbsup:
Thumbs:
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I visited mine yesterday - wobbly molar noooo: . I thought it was on its way out but MrD said nooooo, just give the gums a good work out and it'll be right as rain. Due back next Monday and the Monday after for a full wash and brush up :thumbsup:
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You can't be calling him MrD .... eeek:
I don't do dentists scared2:
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You can't be calling him MrD .... eeek:
I don't do dentists scared2:
I'm surprised to even see you in here.... eeek:
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Shouldn't this be in the Medical Centre?
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Shouldn't this be in the Medical Centre?
rubschin:
Sage words... Thumbs:
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Hope it goes well Snoopy
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You can't be calling him MrD .... eeek:
I don't do dentists scared2:
Getting fussy now........ rubschin:
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scared:
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You can't be calling him MrD .... eeek:
I don't do dentists scared2:
Ooops, ... Dracula ?
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asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe
OUT! :thumbsup:
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asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe
OUT! :thumbsup:
I was waiting for the Welsh translation.
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asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe
OUT! :thumbsup:
I was waiting for the Welsh translation.
I'm sure I've been there on one of me expo's you know. rubschin:
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asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe
OUT! :thumbsup:
I was waiting for the Welsh translation.
I'm sure I've been there on one of me expo's you know. rubschin:
drumroll:
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asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe
OUT! :thumbsup:
I was waiting for the Welsh translation.
I'm sure I've been there on one of me expo's you know. rubschin:
Oh Noes ~ Far too many vowels .... isn't it? ....... noooo:
Anywhoo ~ tooth has been removed, gum and cheek have come round from the "local" and it all feels very much betterer. Socking great hole in me gum tho'.
"Soft" food for a couple of days and all should be well. :thumbsup:
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If only i could say the same..... £1250 and 6 more appointments. I wouldn't mind but I've never missed an appointment, ever. noooo:
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asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe
OUT! :thumbsup:
I was waiting for the Welsh translation.
I'm sure I've been there on one of me expo's you know. rubschin:
Oh Noes ~ Far too many vowels .... isn't it? ....... noooo:
Anywhoo ~ tooth has been removed, gum and cheek have come round from the "local" and it all feels very much betterer. Socking great hole in me gum tho'.
"Soft" food for a couple of days and all should be well. :thumbsup:
Bag of jelly babies puppies on its way then. :thumbsup:
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If only i could say the same..... £1250 and 6 more appointments. I wouldn't mind but I've never missed an appointment, ever. noooo:
Shocked:
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If only i could say the same..... £1250 and 6 more appointments. I wouldn't mind but I've never missed an appointment, ever. noooo:
eeek: Haven't you heard of the NHS wummun?
Ackchooly as an over 65 yo diabetic all treatment in Wales is FREE as are the prescriptions ..... and this extends down to my family whistle:
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Yes. They charged me £50, gave me a 8 week delay in continuing the treatment they started on 31st November. Gave me a child's dose of antibiotic the first time I went with the abscess, ineffective antibiotic the second and third time of visiting. Took out a toooth that apparently the new Dentist is 99 per cent is sure shouldnt have been lost, didn't find the fractured toooth that was probably the real cause, haven't modified another crown that had caused problems for years, signed me off until December even though I was still complaining of earache and jaw pain, didn't seem to be aware that I was off work for 3 weeks..... I could go on and on and on and on. noooo:
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Yes. They charged me £50, gave me a 8 week delay in continuing the treatment they started on 31st November. Gave me a child's dose of antibiotic the first time I went with the abscess, ineffective antibiotic the second and third time of visiting. Took out a toooth that apparently the new Dentist is 99 per cent is sure shouldnt have been lost, didn't find the fractured toooth that was probably the real cause, haven't modified another crown that had caused problems for years, signed me off until December even though I was still complaining of earache and jaw pain, didn't seem to be aware that I was off work for 3 weeks..... I could go on and on and on and on. noooo:
noooo: noooo: That is worth a formal complaint (once you are all mended)
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I am with a new (30 years experienced) dentist. No connection to the other one.
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I am with a new (30 years experienced) dentist. No connection to the other one.
Fingers crossed.......... Thumbs:
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Oh he knows his stuff, I've seen the £ signs in his eyes to prove it. evil:
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Sadly the good ones know they are good and they have to go private to get the appropriate reward
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Sadly the good ones know they are good and they have to go private to get the appropriate reward
Still on dentists........ rubschin:
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yep. My NHS dentist plan was extract extract extract
Private dentists have saved 3 teeth for me and 2 for Mrs K
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yep. My NHS dentist plan was extract extract extract
Private dentists have saved 3 teeth for me and 2 for Mrs K
How much to buy them back......... rubschin:
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lol:
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lol:
Is that a private paid smiley......... rubschin:
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err no
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My dentist is babetastic... cloud9:
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You said. ::)
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You said. ::)
He's Arabic rubschin:
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You said. ::)
redface:
And cheap too like... Thumbs:
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You said. ::)
He's Arabic rubschin:
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You said. ::)
He's Arabic rubschin:
drumroll: drumroll:
Don't encourage them... ::)
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You said. ::)
He's Arabic rubschin:
drumroll: drumroll:
Don't encourage them... ::)
Why?
In case he proves you sane?
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You said. ::)
He's Arabic rubschin:
drumroll: drumroll:
Don't encourage them... ::)
Why?
In case he proves you sane?
drumroll:
lol: lol: lol:
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asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe
0800hr's, I shall be after an emergency appointment sad32:
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asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe
0800hr's, I shall be after an emergency appointment sad32:
happy100
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asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe
0800hr's, I shall be after an emergency appointment sad32:
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asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe
0800hr's, I shall be after an emergency appointment sad32:
Decaying tooth, infection in gum caused abcess, seven days of antibiotics, then out it comes (£49) or root canal and crown work (£208) It's at the back, so no contest
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asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe
0800hr's, I shall be after an emergency appointment sad32:
Decaying tooth, infection in gum caused abcess, seven days of antibiotics, then out it comes (£49) or root canal and crown work (£208) It's at the back, so no contest
happy100
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One tooth and £49 lighter
I was in for all of five minutes. Two weeks of being a nervous wreck for feck all. And next time....I'll be just the same noooo:
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One tooth and £49 lighter
I was in for all of five minutes. Two weeks of being a nervous wreck for feck all. And next time....I'll be just the same noooo:
Presumably a different tooth though?
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One tooth and £49 lighter
I was in for all of five minutes. Two weeks of being a nervous wreck for feck all. And next time....I'll be just the same noooo:
Presumably a different tooth though?
lol: lol: lol:
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9.45 appointment scared2: scared2: scared2:
Then off to bow to Mrs T scared2: scared2: scared2:
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9.45 appointment scared2: scared2: scared2:
Then off to bow to Mrs T scared2: scared2: scared2:
point:
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9.45 appointment scared2: scared2: scared2:
Then off to bow to Mrs T scared2: scared2: scared2:
point:
Mrs T will be impressed with your dribbling. Thumbs:
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9.45 appointment scared2: scared2: scared2:
Then off to bow to Mrs T scared2: scared2: scared2:
Wiring your jaw shut so you can't say anything stupid you say... rubschin:
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9.45 appointment scared2: scared2: scared2:
Then off to bow to Mrs T scared2: scared2: scared2:
Going to dig her up then?
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9.45 appointment scared2: scared2: scared2:
Then off to bow to Mrs T scared2: scared2: scared2:
Mrs T: "Ah Mr Nick, I heard much about your exploits, why you dlibbling?"
Mr N: "Velly solly, I have been to appointment with Dentist-san"
Mrs T: "Tooth hurty?"
Mr N: "No, 9:45 actually"
Fade lights to theme from Bridge on the River Kwai. . . .
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lol: lol: lol:
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9.45 appointment scared2: scared2: scared2:
Then off to bow to Mrs T scared2: scared2: scared2:
Mrs T: "Ah Mr Nick, I heard much about your exploits, why you dlibbling?"
Mr N: "Velly solly, I have been to appointment with Dentist-san"
Mrs T: "Tooth hurty?"
Mr N: "No, 9:45 actually"
Fade lights to theme from Bridge on the River Kwai. . . .
lol: lol: lol:
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9.45 appointment scared2: scared2: scared2:
Then off to bow to Mrs T scared2: scared2: scared2:
Mrs T: "Ah Mr Nick, I heard much about your exploits, why you dlibbling?"
Mr N: "Velly solly, I have been to appointment with Dentist-san"
Mrs T: "Tooth hurty?"
Mr N: "No, 9:45 actually"
Fade lights to theme from Bridge on the River Kwai. . . .
drumroll: ;D
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Babetastic dentist and nurse cloud9: cloud9: Dentist had to lean over me quite close and pushed her ample Spanish knockers into my heaving chest.
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Babetastic dentist and nurse cloud9: cloud9: Dentist had to lean over me quite close and pushed her ample Spanish knockers into my heaving chest.
They still use gas then do they...? Thumbs:
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Babetastic dentist and nurse cloud9: cloud9: Dentist had to lean over me quite close and pushed her ample Spanish knockers into my heaving chest.
:thumbsup: lol:
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Babetastic dentist and nurse cloud9: cloud9: Dentist had to lean over me quite close and pushed her ample Spanish knockers into my heaving chest.
:thumbsup: lol:
::) ::)
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This could be promising, drill free treatment... rubschin:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2658759/A-trip-dentist-without-drill-New-treatment-means-teeth-repair-themselves.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2658759/A-trip-dentist-without-drill-New-treatment-means-teeth-repair-themselves.html)
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Next time you moan about going to the dentist consider this poor sod. noooo:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2703973/Surgeons-shock-remove-232-teeth-Indian-teenagers-mouth.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2703973/Surgeons-shock-remove-232-teeth-Indian-teenagers-mouth.html)
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Next time you moan about going to the dentist consider this poor sod. noooo:
[url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2703973/Surgeons-shock-remove-232-teeth-Indian-teenagers-mouth.html[/url] ([url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2703973/Surgeons-shock-remove-232-teeth-Indian-teenagers-mouth.html[/url])
Not clicking.... noooo:
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Next time you moan about going to the dentist consider this poor sod. noooo:
[url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2703973/Surgeons-shock-remove-232-teeth-Indian-teenagers-mouth.html[/url] ([url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2703973/Surgeons-shock-remove-232-teeth-Indian-teenagers-mouth.html[/url])
Not clicking.... noooo:
think yourself lucky you weren't tooth fairy of the week
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Just broken a tooth eating a choccy biccy.... evil:
...of course, all the dentists will be closed for weeks because of the holidays.... ::)
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Just broken a tooth eating a choccy biccy.... evil:
...of course, all the dentists will be closed for weeks because of the holidays.... ::)
You should know choccy is bad for you....... noooo:
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Just broken a tooth eating a choccy biccy.... evil:
...of course, all the dentists will be closed for weeks because of the holidays.... ::)
You should know choccy is bad for you....... noooo:
sad24:
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Appointment at 11.30 tomorrow scared2: scared2:
WIth babetastic Spanish dentist cloud9:
On her last day in the job sad24:
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Perhaps she'd like to out with a bang ;)
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Perhaps she'd like to out with a bang ;)
lol:
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Book the Nottingham Travel Lodge, you say? rubschin:
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I got a hug cloud9: cloud9:
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Don't dentists tend to play golf..... rubschin:
http://youtu.be/bpN_0CiV8W0 (http://youtu.be/bpN_0CiV8W0)
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2893981/Dad-yanks-7-year-old-son-s-tooth-floss-string-attached-golf-ball-hits-driver.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2893981/Dad-yanks-7-year-old-son-s-tooth-floss-string-attached-golf-ball-hits-driver.html)
Found this one linked on youtube, just what were they drinking to come up with this idea eeek:
(People of a squeamish nature like BM may want to look away now)
http://youtu.be/TM3dpPqWG7Y (http://youtu.be/TM3dpPqWG7Y)
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eeek:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3063868/Salta-Beer-reward-rugby-players-bottle-opening-TOOTH-implants-brilliant-commercial.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3063868/Salta-Beer-reward-rugby-players-bottle-opening-TOOTH-implants-brilliant-commercial.html)
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eeek:
[url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3063868/Salta-Beer-reward-rugby-players-bottle-opening-TOOTH-implants-brilliant-commercial.html[/url] ([url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3063868/Salta-Beer-reward-rugby-players-bottle-opening-TOOTH-implants-brilliant-commercial.html[/url])
eeek: eeek: noooo:
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eeek:
[url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3063868/Salta-Beer-reward-rugby-players-bottle-opening-TOOTH-implants-brilliant-commercial.html[/url] ([url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3063868/Salta-Beer-reward-rugby-players-bottle-opening-TOOTH-implants-brilliant-commercial.html[/url])
I'm not clicking that.... noooo:
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There is nothing grim on there you big girls blouse lol: was just the idea of having a replacement tooth designed to be a bottle opener.
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Do they do corkscrews? rubschin:
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Dracula the sommelier? rubschin:
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I want this! I have a big chip in a tooth from opening a bottle of Bud on the beach. I had been doing it for years but one night...... noooo:
My dad was a pro rugby player and I'm quite good, do you reckon I qualify?
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You have nothing to lose asking, I'm sure if it came to it Apey would be happy to pay for the procedure... whistle:
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You have nothing to lose asking, I'm sure if it came to it Apey would be happy to pay for the procedure... whistle:
evil:
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scared2:
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on a Sunday?? eeek:
must be bad
Popcorn:
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I am in the chair tomorrow 13.50 scared2: scared2:
My sympathy Nick happy100
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I am in the chair tomorrow 13.50 scared2: scared2:
My sympathy Nick happy100
I'll have a beer please.... Thumbs:
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Only s check up, fortunately. My dentist operates 7 days a week :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
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Only s check up, fortunately. My dentist operates 7 days a week :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
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I am in the chair tomorrow 13.50 scared2: scared2:
My sympathy Nick happy100
I'll have a beer please.... Thumbs:
lol:
Hope it goes painlessly Boogs
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Thank you Steve Thumbs: I suspect not this time sadly noooo:
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eeek: eeek: eeek:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-3105676/Mother-terrified-dentists-used-SUPERGLUE-stick-teeth-mouth-10-years-slowly-eroded-jaw-bone.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-3105676/Mother-terrified-dentists-used-SUPERGLUE-stick-teeth-mouth-10-years-slowly-eroded-jaw-bone.html)
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eeek: eeek: eeek:
[url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-3105676/Mother-terrified-dentists-used-SUPERGLUE-stick-teeth-mouth-10-years-slowly-eroded-jaw-bone.html[/url] ([url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-3105676/Mother-terrified-dentists-used-SUPERGLUE-stick-teeth-mouth-10-years-slowly-eroded-jaw-bone.html[/url])
eeek:
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Klebb sandblasted my mouth. I look like a grand piano cloud9:
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rubschin:
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I might let Miss I have a tinkle later, so to speak
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I might let Miss I have a tinkle later, so to speak
Too many jokes.... noooo:
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Shrugs:
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Klebb sandblasted my mouth. I look like a grand piano cloud9:
Tulips.... Thumbs:
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Klebb sandblasted my mouth. I look like a grand piano cloud9:
Attention is drawn to the earlier 'tiny pianist' observations.
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Klebb sandblasted my mouth. I look like a grand piano cloud9:
Attention is drawn to the earlier 'tiny pianist' observations.
lol: lol: lol:
Is it time for the Plink Plink Fizz joke?
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Klebb sandblasted my mouth. I look like a grand piano cloud9:
Attention is drawn to the earlier 'tiny pianist' observations.
lol: lol: lol:
Is it time for the Plink Plink Fizz joke?
Go on, spoil us.
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Klebb sandblasted my mouth. I look like a grand piano cloud9:
Attention is drawn to the earlier 'tiny pianist' observations.
lol: lol: lol:
Is it time for the Plink Plink Fizz joke?
Go on, spoil us.
What goes Plink Plink Fizz?
Richard Clayderman in an acid bath
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Klebb sandblasted my mouth. I look like a grand piano cloud9:
Attention is drawn to the earlier 'tiny pianist' observations.
lol: lol: lol:
Is it time for the Plink Plink Fizz joke?
Go on, spoil us.
What goes Plink Plink Fizz?
Richard Clayderman in an acid bath
lol:
Spoiled indeed . :thumbsup:
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One broken tooth repaired by the magnificent Nicola :thumbsup:
Injection still wearing off, I shall be mumbling and dribbling more than usual for a while
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You will fit in well here noooo:
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You will fit in well here noooo:
rubschin: Just looked, I've been V Pubbing for 3 years eeek:
My face, tongue and mouth are getting numberer. It'll reach me brain soon scared2:
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No one will notice noooo:
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No one will notice noooo:
sad32:
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I have a molar problem... evil:
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Too many jokes..............
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Too many jokes..............
cussing:
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One broken tooth repaired by the magnificent Nicola :thumbsup:
Injection still wearing off, I shall be mumbling and dribbling more than usual for a while
Add a greying ginger wig and a ratty rug and you could be Nick's long lost brother... rubschin:
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evil:
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You will fit in well here noooo:
rubschin: Just looked, I've been V Pubbing for 3 years eeek:
It seems longer than that.
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facepalm:
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You will fit in well here noooo:
rubschin: Just looked, I've been V Pubbing for 3 years eeek:
My face, tongue and mouth are getting numberer. It'll reach me brain soon scared2:
I looked in at the *koff* other place yesterday... Dippy was complaining that Malcolm (among others) didn't post any more.... noooo:
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You will fit in well here noooo:
rubschin: Just looked, I've been V Pubbing for 3 years eeek:
It seems longer than that.
moves 10 turnip futures from left pocket
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You will fit in well here noooo:
rubschin: Just looked, I've been V Pubbing for 3 years eeek:
My face, tongue and mouth are getting numberer. It'll reach me brain soon scared2:
I looked in at the *koff* other place yesterday... Dippy was complaining that Malcolm (among others) didn't post any more.... noooo:
doublefacepalm
Hopefully *koff* kms will skewer him for that faux pas
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You will fit in well here noooo:
rubschin: Just looked, I've been V Pubbing for 3 years eeek:
My face, tongue and mouth are getting numberer. It'll reach me brain soon scared2:
I looked in at the *koff* other place yesterday... Dippy was complaining that Malcolm (among others) didn't post any more.... noooo:
doublefacepalm
Hopefully *koff* kms will skewer him for that faux pas
Already been done :thumbsup:
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You will fit in well here noooo:
rubschin: Just looked, I've been V Pubbing for 3 years eeek:
My face, tongue and mouth are getting numberer. It'll reach me brain soon scared2:
I looked in at the *koff* other place yesterday... Dippy was complaining that Malcolm (among others) didn't post any more.... noooo:
doublefacepalm
Hopefully *koff* kms will skewer him for that faux pas
Already been done :thumbsup:
Oh top man! :thumbsup:
I hope the post concluded, "you daft old cunt"... lol:
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Miss I tells me her dentist wants to fit her with teeth braces noooo: SHe'll be wearing a schoolgerl outfit next.................
rubschin:
eyes:
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Miss I tells me her dentist wants to fit her with teeth braces noooo: SHe'll be wearing a schoolgerl outfit next.................
rubschin:
eyes:
Spank2: Spank2: Spank2:
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She does possess a PTMS cloud9: eyes:
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She does possess a PTMS cloud9: eyes:
Too many jokes ....... noooo:
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eveilgrin:
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She does possess a PTMS cloud9: eyes:
Oh love her! Thumbs:
I bet she really enjoys dressing Sindy in it.... whistle:
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evil:
SHe is talking about bringing her Barbie collection back from Italy redface:
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evil:
SHe is talking about bringing her Barbie collection back from Italy redface:
Cooking outside ....... Thumbs:
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You are a bastard.
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You are a bastard.
I didn't mention spit=roast ,,like BM would ....... evil:
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You can't do that with a lesb....................
Oh redface:
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evil:
SHe is talking about bringing her Barbie collection back from Italy redface:
Cooking outside ....... Thumbs:
drumroll:
happy001
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You are a bastard.
I didn't mention spit=roast ,,like BM would ....... evil:
I didn't! cussing:
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evil:
SHe is talking about bringing her Barbie collection back from Italy redface:
Cooking outside ....... Thumbs:
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happy001
::)
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FUCK! cussing:
Just eating a Bounty... half of my molar has disappeared and am now in exposed nerve agony! sad32:
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FUCK! cussing:
Just eating a Bounty... half of my molar has disappeared and am now in exposed nerve agony! sad32:
Oooh!
Serious booze needed
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FUCK! cussing:
Just eating a Bounty... half of my molar has disappeared and am now in exposed nerve agony! sad32:
Oooh!
Serious booze needed
Serious booze administered! :thumbsup:
sad24:
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FUCK! cussing:
Just eating a Bounty... half of my molar has disappeared and am now in exposed nerve agony! sad32:
Oooh!
Serious booze needed
Serious booze administered! :thumbsup:
sad24:
:thumbsup: nothing less than 40% by volume I hope
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FUCK! cussing:
Just eating a Bounty... half of my molar has disappeared and am now in exposed nerve agony! sad32:
Oooh!
Serious booze needed
Serious booze administered! :thumbsup:
sad24:
:thumbsup: nothing less than 40% by volume I hope
Oh noes... cheap Lidl 'Jack Daniels'.... cloud9:
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FUCK! cussing:
Just eating a Bounty... half of my molar has disappeared and am now in exposed nerve agony! sad32:
Oooh!
Serious booze needed
Serious booze administered! :thumbsup:
sad24:
:thumbsup: nothing less than 40% by volume I hope
Oh noes... cheap Lidl 'Jack Daniels'.... cloud9:
NOOOOOOOOOOOO zivania ..
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Called Nitsa (my babetastic dentist) this morning - got an appointment for 12:30 tomoz.... cloud9:
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Called Nitsa (my babetastic dentist) this morning - got an appointment for 12:30 tomoz.... cloud9:
:thumbsup:
Will the dyed white spirit with a touch of pooFake JD last that long?
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Oil of cloves. Saw it in a film :thumbsup: whistle:
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Oil of cloves. Saw it in a film :thumbsup: whistle:
noooo:
Strong booze dabbed on it numbs it for ages. Schnapps works well and it's not exactly drinkable is it.
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Called Nitsa (my babetastic dentist) this morning - got an appointment for 12:30 tomoz.... cloud9:
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Will the dyed white spirit with a touch of pooFake JD last that long?
It will! Thumbs:
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Oil of cloves. Saw it in a film :thumbsup: whistle:
scared2:
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Oil of cloves. Saw it in a film :thumbsup: whistle:
scared2:
[serious] He is right. Instant relief. [/serious]
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angel1
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Oil of cloves. Saw it in a film :thumbsup: whistle:
scared2:
[serious] He is right. Instant relief. [/serious]
*snigger* redface:
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Child ::)
You can get treatment for that............
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ompt.... sad24:
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ompt.... sad24:
Oh woes
Set up a drip feed of pretend JD direct on the tooth
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ompt.... sad24:
Oil of cloves... :thumbsup:
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ompt.... sad24:
Oil of cloves... :thumbsup:
:thumbsup:
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Done! eeek:
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Done! eeek:
:thumbsup:
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Done! eeek:
**Dribble**
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Off to see Rosa Klebb this morning scared2:
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Off to see Rosa Klebb this morning scared2:
scared2:
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Off to see Rosa Klebb this morning scared2:
scared2:
scared2: scared2:
Eastbourne beckons for us
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She has evidently been sent on a course as she grinned all the time and called me "Darlink". It was terrifying scared2:
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Off to see Rosa Klebb this morning scared2:
scared2:
scared2: scared2:
Eastbourne beckons for us
The Costa Geriatrica.
happy100
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Do they do coffee too?
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Do they do coffee too?
lol: lol: lol:
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Off to see Rosa Klebb this morning scared2:
scared2:
scared2: scared2:
Eastbourne beckons for us
The Costa Geriatrica.
happy100
It is a bit that way. Nearby Bexhill even more so
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Of course this leaves unexplained why I posted where I was today in the Dentistry thread
doh: doh: doh:
(alcohol wasn't involved so it has to be stupidity redface: )
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Of course this leaves unexplained why I posted where I was today in the Dentistry thread
doh: doh: doh:
(alcohol wasn't involved so it has to be stupidity redface: )
***Lifeline***
Isn't your dentist in Eastbourne then?
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Oh noes Nicola is much nearer. But right now further as I'm in Eastbourne
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Rosa Klebb at 9.00 noooo:
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Rosa Klebb at 9.00 noooo:
scared2:
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Rosa was in a friendly and smiley mood which made her all the more terrifying scared2:
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eeek: sick2:
http://metro.co.uk/2017/05/16/diver-lets-fish-to-clean-his-teeth-and-suddenly-were-less-scared-of-the-dentist-6641455/ (http://metro.co.uk/2017/05/16/diver-lets-fish-to-clean-his-teeth-and-suddenly-were-less-scared-of-the-dentist-6641455/)
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eeek: sick2:
[url]http://metro.co.uk/2017/05/16/diver-lets-fish-to-clean-his-teeth-and-suddenly-were-less-scared-of-the-dentist-6641455/[/url] ([url]http://metro.co.uk/2017/05/16/diver-lets-fish-to-clean-his-teeth-and-suddenly-were-less-scared-of-the-dentist-6641455/[/url])
rubschin:
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eeek: sick2:
[url]http://metro.co.uk/2017/05/16/diver-lets-fish-to-clean-his-teeth-and-suddenly-were-less-scared-of-the-dentist-6641455/[/url] ([url]http://metro.co.uk/2017/05/16/diver-lets-fish-to-clean-his-teeth-and-suddenly-were-less-scared-of-the-dentist-6641455/[/url])
rubschin:
noooo: noooo: noooo:
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All nice and ready for Steve like... whistle:
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Mixed results
£80 bill and I have to have a filling repaired (for more money) but not today and I got the disappointed look again from the hygienist because I just can't stand flossing
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Mixed results
£80 bill and I have to have a filling repaired (for more money) but not today and I got the disappointed look again from the hygienist because I just can't stand flossing
Shocked:
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I have a choice. Pay through the nose to Nicola who is superb or wait for years for the chance to see an NHS dentist du jour who who just say 'extraction'
I can afford the former but not the latter
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I am warming to Rosa Klebb rubschin:
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My dentist is babetastic... cloud9:
...have I mentioned it before...? redface:
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Does she freeze your dick when you go? ::)
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Does she freeze your dick when you go? ::)
For a small extra charge... ;)
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Well that wasn't too bad. One broken tooth patched up for £40
Going to need a Crown sooner than later though and that will cost a lot more
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Are you in line for the throne? Mr Darwin may have advice........
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Are you in line for the throne? Mr Darwin may have advice........
rubschin:
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Well that wasn't too bad. One broken tooth patched up for £40
Going to need a Crown sooner than later though and that will cost a lot more
:thumbsup:
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Friday a.m. with Rosa Klebb scared2:
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Friday a.m. with Rosa Klebb scared2:
DO you have to tell her you are infected like...? scared2:
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no angel1
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Nice new Spanish nurse eyes:
Rosa blew something down my throat by mistake and made me koff sad24:
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I wonder if the Anglo Saxons had dental problems rubschin:
Ær þæm þe Romeburg getimbred wære iiii hunde wintrum 7 hundeahtatigum, Uesoges, Egypta cyning, wæs winnende of suðdæle Asiam, oð him se mæsta dæl wearð underþieded. 7 he Uesoges, Egypta cyning, wæs siþþan mid firde farende on Sciþþie on ða norðdælas, 7 his ærendracan beforan asende to þære ðeode, 7 him untweogendlice secgan het þæt hie [oðer] sceolden, oþþe ðæt lond æt him alesan, oþþe he hie wolde mid gefeohte fordon 7 forherigan. Hie him þa gesceadwislice ondwyrdon, 7 cwædon þæt hit gemalic wære 7 unryhtlic þæt swa oferwlenced cyning sceolde winnan on swa earm folc swa hie wæron. Heton him þeh þæt ondwyrde secgan, þæt him leofre wære wið hiene to feohtanne þonne gafol to gieldanne. Hie þæt gelæstan swa, 7 sona þone cyning gefliemdon mid his folce, 7 him æfterfolgiende wæron, 7 ealle ægypte awestan buton þæm fenlondum anum. 7 þa hie hamweard wendon be westan þære ie Eufrate, ealle Asiam hie genieddon þæt hie him gafol guldon, 7 þær wæron fiftene gear þæt lond herigende 7 westende, oð heora wif him sendon ærendracan æfter, 7 him sædon þæt hie oðer dyden, oðþe ham comen oððe hie him woldon oðerra wera ceosan. Hi þa þæt lond forleton, 7 him hamweard ferdon.
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I wonder if the Anglo Saxons had dental problems rubschin:
Ær þæm þe Romeburg getimbred wære iiii hunde wintrum 7 hundeahtatigum, Uesoges, Egypta cyning, wæs winnende of suðdæle Asiam, oð him se mæsta dæl wearð underþieded. 7 he Uesoges, Egypta cyning, wæs siþþan mid firde farende on Sciþþie on ða norðdælas, 7 his ærendracan beforan asende to þære ðeode, 7 him untweogendlice secgan het þæt hie [oðer] sceolden, oþþe ðæt lond æt him alesan, oþþe he hie wolde mid gefeohte fordon 7 forherigan. Hie him þa gesceadwislice ondwyrdon, 7 cwædon þæt hit gemalic wære 7 unryhtlic þæt swa oferwlenced cyning sceolde winnan on swa earm folc swa hie wæron. Heton him þeh þæt ondwyrde secgan, þæt him leofre wære wið hiene to feohtanne þonne gafol to gieldanne. Hie þæt gelæstan swa, 7 sona þone cyning gefliemdon mid his folce, 7 him æfterfolgiende wæron, 7 ealle ægypte awestan buton þæm fenlondum anum. 7 þa hie hamweard wendon be westan þære ie Eufrate, ealle Asiam hie genieddon þæt hie him gafol guldon, 7 þær wæron fiftene gear þæt lond herigende 7 westende, oð heora wif him sendon ærendracan æfter, 7 him sædon þæt hie oðer dyden, oðþe ham comen oððe hie him woldon oðerra wera ceosan. Hi þa þæt lond forleton, 7 him hamweard ferdon.
I put it into Google Translate and it said, "what is this shite...?"
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It's about legendary Amazon wimmin whistle: eyes: eyes:
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And Google Translate triumphantly gives us.........
Honor Romeburg getimbred wears iiii dog wintrum 7 dog races, Uesoges, Egyptian cyning, wese winnende of suðdæle Asiam, see him the most prominent pump wear underthieded. 7 He Uesoges, Egypt's cyning, the middle of the midst of the Sci thoth on the north pillar, 7 his erendracan beforan asende two thieves, 7 him untweogendlice secgan dei hie [oder] sceolden, othèe lond er he alesan, othþe he hie wolde mid gefeohte vehicle 7 forherigan. Hie him, you're welcome, 7 cwædon hot hit gemalic wears 7 unryhtlic lazy swa of the witch crying on the swan earm folc swa hie wæron. Heton him, you're ondwyrde secgan, let him live, you're welcome to feohtanne þonne gafol to gieldanne. Hie lazy gela swa, 7 son of a silence gefliemdon mid his folce, 7 he lifeserving wardon, 7 ealle egyptic awestan buton strain fenlondum anum. 7 That's the way you're going to get it, you're going to go to Euphrates, you're going to get it, you're gonna get it! Coming to him or not, he will be worshiped. Hi there, lond forleton, 7 him hamweard ferdon.
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And Google Translate triumphantly gives us.........
Honor Romeburg getimbred wears iiii dog wintrum 7 dog races, Uesoges, Egyptian cyning, wese winnende of suðdæle Asiam, see him the most prominent pump wear underthieded. 7 He Uesoges, Egypt's cyning, the middle of the midst of the Sci thoth on the north pillar, 7 his erendracan beforan asende two thieves, 7 him untweogendlice secgan dei hie [oder] sceolden, othèe lond er he alesan, othþe he hie wolde mid gefeohte vehicle 7 forherigan. Hie him, you're welcome, 7 cwædon hot hit gemalic wears 7 unryhtlic lazy swa of the witch crying on the swan earm folc swa hie wæron. Heton him, you're ondwyrde secgan, let him live, you're welcome to feohtanne þonne gafol to gieldanne. Hie lazy gela swa, 7 son of a silence gefliemdon mid his folce, 7 he lifeserving wardon, 7 ealle egyptic awestan buton strain fenlondum anum. 7 That's the way you're going to get it, you're going to go to Euphrates, you're going to get it, you're gonna get it! Coming to him or not, he will be worshiped. Hi there, lond forleton, 7 him hamweard ferdon.
Seems rather obsessed with taking them up the Euphrates.
Still, one hump is better than none, as the old Egyptian cynic said.
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Sounds like a plan rubschin:
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And Google Translate triumphantly gives us.........
Honor Romeburg getimbred wears iiii dog wintrum 7 dog races, Uesoges, Egyptian cyning, wese winnende of suðdæle Asiam, see him the most prominent pump wear underthieded. 7 He Uesoges, Egypt's cyning, the middle of the midst of the Sci thoth on the north pillar, 7 his erendracan beforan asende two thieves, 7 him untweogendlice secgan dei hie [oder] sceolden, othèe lond er he alesan, othþe he hie wolde mid gefeohte vehicle 7 forherigan. Hie him, you're welcome, 7 cwædon hot hit gemalic wears 7 unryhtlic lazy swa of the witch crying on the swan earm folc swa hie wæron. Heton him, you're ondwyrde secgan, let him live, you're welcome to feohtanne þonne gafol to gieldanne. Hie lazy gela swa, 7 son of a silence gefliemdon mid his folce, 7 he lifeserving wardon, 7 ealle egyptic awestan buton strain fenlondum anum. 7 That's the way you're going to get it, you're going to go to Euphrates, you're going to get it, you're gonna get it! Coming to him or not, he will be worshiped. Hi there, lond forleton, 7 him hamweard ferdon.
You post that like someone gives a flying fuck what it translated to
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evil:
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Rosa Klebb was in a flirtatious mood scared2:
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Rosa Klebb was in a flirtatious mood scared2:
My dentist is like that (have I mentioned she is babetastic?)... eyes:
...I think the idea is that you'd concentrate on suppressing an erection which takes your mind off the immense pain she is about to inflict on you... scared2:
...she obviously didn't know you are reliant on the little blue pills... point:
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Rosa Klebb was in a flirtatious mood scared2:
My dentist is like that (have I mentioned she is babetastic?)... eyes:
...I think the idea is that you'd concentrate on suppressing an erection which takes your mind off the immense pain she is about to inflict on you... scared2:
...she obviously didn't know you are reliant on the little blue pills... point:
Either that or she is planning on giving him a stroke... rubschin:
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A stroke you say? Someone call an ambulance for #23 Nick Towers Nottingham