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Title: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Barman on March 06, 2013, 08:43:05 AM: Nice and ready like.... Thumbs:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Snoopy on March 06, 2013, 08:49:35 AM: Fangs :thumbsup:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Barman on March 06, 2013, 08:50:34 AM: Quote from: Snoopy on March 06, 2013, 08:49:35 AM
Fangs :thumbsup:

Thumbs:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Pastis on March 06, 2013, 09:51:51 AM: I visited mine yesterday - wobbly molar noooo: . I thought it was on its way out but MrD said nooooo, just give the gums a good work out and it'll be right as rain. Due back next Monday and the Monday after for a full wash and brush up :thumbsup:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 06, 2013, 10:00:39 AM: You can't be calling him MrD .... eeek:

I don't do dentists scared2:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Barman on March 06, 2013, 10:14:28 AM: Quote from: Miss Demeanour on March 06, 2013, 10:00:39 AM
You can't be calling him MrD .... eeek:

I don't do dentists scared2:

I'm surprised to even see you in here.... eeek:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Nick on March 06, 2013, 10:16:33 AM: Shouldn't this be in the Medical Centre?
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Barman on March 06, 2013, 10:17:11 AM: Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on March 06, 2013, 10:16:33 AM
Shouldn't this be in the Medical Centre?

rubschin:

Sage words... Thumbs:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Steve on March 06, 2013, 10:42:17 AM: Hope it goes well Snoopy
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: apc2010 on March 06, 2013, 11:09:25 AM: Quote from: Miss Demeanour on March 06, 2013, 10:00:39 AM
You can't be calling him MrD .... eeek:

I don't do dentists scared2:

Getting fussy now........ rubschin:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Nick on March 06, 2013, 11:11:34 AM: scared:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Pastis on March 06, 2013, 11:30:32 AM: Quote from: Miss Demeanour on March 06, 2013, 10:00:39 AM
You can't be calling him MrD .... eeek:

I don't do dentists scared2:

Ooops, ... Dracula ?
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Snoopy on March 06, 2013, 01:13:24 PM: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe

OUT! :thumbsup:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 06, 2013, 01:56:12 PM: Quote from: Snoopy on March 06, 2013, 01:13:24 PM
asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe

OUT! :thumbsup:

I was waiting for the Welsh translation.
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: GROWLER on March 06, 2013, 02:15:08 PM: Quote from: Darwins Selection on March 06, 2013, 01:56:12 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on March 06, 2013, 01:13:24 PM
asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe

OUT! :thumbsup:

I was waiting for the Welsh translation.

I'm sure I've been there on one of me expo's you know. rubschin:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 06, 2013, 03:57:41 PM: Quote from: GROWLER on March 06, 2013, 02:15:08 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on March 06, 2013, 01:56:12 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on March 06, 2013, 01:13:24 PM
asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe

OUT! :thumbsup:

I was waiting for the Welsh translation.

I'm sure I've been there on one of me expo's you know. rubschin:
drumroll:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Snoopy on March 06, 2013, 05:45:33 PM: Quote from: GROWLER on March 06, 2013, 02:15:08 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on March 06, 2013, 01:56:12 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on March 06, 2013, 01:13:24 PM
asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe

OUT! :thumbsup:

I was waiting for the Welsh translation.

I'm sure I've been there on one of me expo's you know. rubschin:

Oh Noes ~ Far too many vowels .... isn't it? ....... noooo:

Anywhoo ~ tooth has been removed, gum and cheek have come round from the "local" and it all feels very much betterer. Socking great hole in me gum tho'.
"Soft" food for a couple of days and all should be well. :thumbsup:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on March 06, 2013, 06:19:09 PM: If only i could say the same..... £1250 and 6 more appointments. I wouldn't mind but I've never missed an appointment, ever. noooo:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: GROWLER on March 06, 2013, 06:55:10 PM: Quote from: Snoopy on March 06, 2013, 05:45:33 PM
Quote from: GROWLER on March 06, 2013, 02:15:08 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on March 06, 2013, 01:56:12 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on March 06, 2013, 01:13:24 PM
asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe

OUT! :thumbsup:

I was waiting for the Welsh translation.

I'm sure I've been there on one of me expo's you know. rubschin:

Oh Noes ~ Far too many vowels .... isn't it? ....... noooo:

Anywhoo ~ tooth has been removed, gum and cheek have come round from the "local" and it all feels very much betterer. Socking great hole in me gum tho'.
"Soft" food for a couple of days and all should be well. :thumbsup:

Bag of jelly ~~babies~~ puppies on its way then. :thumbsup:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Barman on March 06, 2013, 07:22:22 PM: Quote from: Tipsy Gipsy on March 06, 2013, 06:19:09 PM
If only i could say the same..... £1250 and 6 more appointments. I wouldn't mind but I've never missed an appointment, ever. noooo:

Shocked:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Snoopy on March 06, 2013, 07:48:20 PM: Quote from: Tipsy Gipsy on March 06, 2013, 06:19:09 PM
If only i could say the same..... £1250 and 6 more appointments. I wouldn't mind but I've never missed an appointment, ever. noooo:

eeek: Haven't you heard of the NHS wummun?

Ackchooly as an over 65 yo diabetic all treatment in Wales is FREE as are the prescriptions ..... and this extends down to my family whistle:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on March 06, 2013, 08:22:41 PM: Yes. They charged me £50, gave me a 8 week delay in continuing the treatment they started on 31st November. Gave me a child's dose of antibiotic the first time I went with the abscess, ineffective antibiotic the second and third time of visiting. Took out a toooth that apparently the new Dentist is 99 per cent is sure shouldnt have been lost, didn't find the fractured toooth that was probably the real cause, haven't modified another crown that had caused problems for years, signed me off until December even though I was still complaining of earache and jaw pain, didn't seem to be aware that I was off work for 3 weeks..... I could go on and on and on and on. noooo:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 06, 2013, 09:48:32 PM: Quote from: Tipsy Gipsy on March 06, 2013, 08:22:41 PM
Yes. They charged me £50, gave me a 8 week delay in continuing the treatment they started on 31st November. Gave me a child's dose of antibiotic the first time I went with the abscess, ineffective antibiotic the second and third time of visiting. Took out a toooth that apparently the new Dentist is 99 per cent is sure shouldnt have been lost, didn't find the fractured toooth that was probably the real cause, haven't modified another crown that had caused problems for years, signed me off until December even though I was still complaining of earache and jaw pain, didn't seem to be aware that I was off work for 3 weeks..... I could go on and on and on and on. noooo:
noooo: noooo: That is worth a formal complaint (once you are all mended)
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on March 06, 2013, 10:56:10 PM: I am with a new (30 years experienced) dentist. No connection to the other one.
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: apc2010 on March 06, 2013, 10:57:48 PM: Quote from: Tipsy Gipsy on March 06, 2013, 10:56:10 PM
I am with a new (30 years experienced) dentist. No connection to the other one.

Fingers crossed.......... Thumbs:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on March 06, 2013, 11:01:16 PM: Oh he knows his stuff, I've seen the £ signs in his eyes to prove it. evil:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Steve on March 06, 2013, 11:29:08 PM: Sadly the good ones know they are good and they have to go private to get the appropriate reward
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: apc2010 on March 06, 2013, 11:38:39 PM: Quote from: SteveK on March 06, 2013, 11:29:08 PM
Sadly the good ones know they are good and they have to go private to get the appropriate reward

Still on dentists........ rubschin:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Steve on March 06, 2013, 11:42:18 PM: yep. My NHS dentist plan was extract extract extract

Private dentists have saved 3 teeth for me and 2 for Mrs K
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: apc2010 on March 06, 2013, 11:46:33 PM: Quote from: SteveK on March 06, 2013, 11:42:18 PM
yep. My NHS dentist plan was extract extract extract

Private dentists have saved 3 teeth for me and 2 for Mrs K

How much to buy them back......... rubschin:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Steve on March 06, 2013, 11:54:16 PM: lol:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: apc2010 on March 06, 2013, 11:56:06 PM: Quote from: SteveK on March 06, 2013, 11:54:16 PM
lol:

Is that a private paid smiley......... rubschin:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Steve on March 07, 2013, 12:50:20 AM: err no
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Barman on March 07, 2013, 05:41:35 AM: My dentist is babetastic... cloud9:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on March 07, 2013, 06:42:22 AM: You said. ::)
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Just One More on March 07, 2013, 07:06:30 AM: Quote from: Tipsy Gipsy on March 07, 2013, 06:42:22 AM
You said. ::)

He's Arabic rubschin:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Barman on March 07, 2013, 08:19:23 AM: Quote from: Tipsy Gipsy on March 07, 2013, 06:42:22 AM
You said. ::)

redface:

And cheap too like... Thumbs:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 07, 2013, 10:12:10 AM: Quote from: Just One More on March 07, 2013, 07:06:30 AM
Quote from: Tipsy Gipsy on March 07, 2013, 06:42:22 AM
You said. ::)

He's Arabic rubschin:

drumroll: drumroll:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Barman on March 07, 2013, 10:15:21 AM: Quote from: Darwins Selection on March 07, 2013, 10:12:10 AM
Quote from: Just One More on March 07, 2013, 07:06:30 AM
Quote from: Tipsy Gipsy on March 07, 2013, 06:42:22 AM
You said. ::)

He's Arabic rubschin:

drumroll: drumroll:

Don't encourage them... ::)
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 07, 2013, 10:27:02 AM: Quote from: Barman on March 07, 2013, 10:15:21 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on March 07, 2013, 10:12:10 AM
Quote from: Just One More on March 07, 2013, 07:06:30 AM
Quote from: Tipsy Gipsy on March 07, 2013, 06:42:22 AM
You said. ::)

He's Arabic rubschin:

drumroll: drumroll:

Don't encourage them... ::)

Why?

In case he proves you sane?
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Barman on March 07, 2013, 10:54:48 AM: Quote from: Darwins Selection on March 07, 2013, 10:27:02 AM
Quote from: Barman on March 07, 2013, 10:15:21 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on March 07, 2013, 10:12:10 AM
Quote from: Just One More on March 07, 2013, 07:06:30 AM
Quote from: Tipsy Gipsy on March 07, 2013, 06:42:22 AM
You said. ::)

He's Arabic rubschin:

drumroll: drumroll:

Don't encourage them... ::)

Why?

In case he proves you sane?

drumroll:

lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Just One More on May 01, 2013, 04:30:32 AM: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe

0800hr's, I shall be after an emergency appointment sad32:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Barman on May 01, 2013, 04:32:19 AM: Quote from: Just One More on May 01, 2013, 04:30:32 AM
asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe

0800hr's, I shall be after an emergency appointment sad32:

happy100
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 01, 2013, 08:40:23 AM: Quote from: Just One More on May 01, 2013, 04:30:32 AM
asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe

0800hr's, I shall be after an emergency appointment sad32:
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Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Just One More on May 02, 2013, 08:08:34 PM: Quote from: Just One More on May 01, 2013, 04:30:32 AM
asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe

0800hr's, I shall be after an emergency appointment sad32:

Decaying tooth, infection in gum caused abcess, seven days of antibiotics, then out it comes (£49) or root canal and crown work (£208) It's at the back, so no contest
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 02, 2013, 08:35:03 PM: Quote from: Just One More on May 02, 2013, 08:08:34 PM
Quote from: Just One More on May 01, 2013, 04:30:32 AM
asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe

0800hr's, I shall be after an emergency appointment sad32:

Decaying tooth, infection in gum caused abcess, seven days of antibiotics, then out it comes (£49) or root canal and crown work (£208) It's at the back, so no contest
happy100
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Just One More on May 09, 2013, 10:13:15 PM: One tooth and £49 lighter

I was in for all of five minutes. Two weeks of being a nervous wreck for feck all. And next time....I'll be just the same noooo:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 10, 2013, 02:19:14 PM: Quote from: Just One More on May 09, 2013, 10:13:15 PM
One tooth and £49 lighter

I was in for all of five minutes. Two weeks of being a nervous wreck for feck all. And next time....I'll be just the same noooo:

Presumably a different tooth though?
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Barman on May 10, 2013, 02:50:18 PM: Quote from: Darwins Selection on May 10, 2013, 02:19:14 PM
Quote from: Just One More on May 09, 2013, 10:13:15 PM
One tooth and £49 lighter

I was in for all of five minutes. Two weeks of being a nervous wreck for feck all. And next time....I'll be just the same noooo:

Presumably a different tooth though?

lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Nick on May 20, 2014, 05:38:25 AM: 9.45 appointment scared2: scared2: scared2:

Then off to bow to Mrs T scared2: scared2: scared2:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Barman on May 20, 2014, 06:07:46 AM: Quote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on May 20, 2014, 05:38:25 AM
9.45 appointment scared2: scared2: scared2:

Then off to bow to Mrs T scared2: scared2: scared2:

point:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Baldy on May 20, 2014, 06:16:22 AM: Quote from: Barman on May 20, 2014, 06:07:46 AM
Quote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on May 20, 2014, 05:38:25 AM
9.45 appointment scared2: scared2: scared2:

Then off to bow to Mrs T scared2: scared2: scared2:

point:

Mrs T will be impressed with your dribbling. Thumbs:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 20, 2014, 06:17:34 AM: Quote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on May 20, 2014, 05:38:25 AM
9.45 appointment scared2: scared2: scared2:

Then off to bow to Mrs T scared2: scared2: scared2:

Wiring your jaw shut so you can't say anything stupid you say... rubschin:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on May 20, 2014, 08:23:02 AM: Quote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on May 20, 2014, 05:38:25 AM
9.45 appointment scared2: scared2: scared2:

Then off to bow to Mrs T scared2: scared2: scared2:

Going to dig her up then?
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 20, 2014, 08:23:28 AM: Quote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on May 20, 2014, 05:38:25 AM
9.45 appointment scared2: scared2: scared2:

Then off to bow to Mrs T scared2: scared2: scared2:

Mrs T: "Ah Mr Nick, I heard much about your exploits, why you dlibbling?"
Mr N: "Velly solly, I have been to appointment with Dentist-san"
Mrs T: "Tooth hurty?"
Mr N: "No, 9:45 actually"

Fade lights to theme from Bridge on the River Kwai. . . .
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Steve on May 20, 2014, 09:36:06 AM: lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Baldy on May 20, 2014, 10:12:43 AM: Quote from: Darwins Selection on May 20, 2014, 08:23:28 AM
Quote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on May 20, 2014, 05:38:25 AM
9.45 appointment scared2: scared2: scared2:

Then off to bow to Mrs T scared2: scared2: scared2:

Mrs T: "Ah Mr Nick, I heard much about your exploits, why you dlibbling?"
Mr N: "Velly solly, I have been to appointment with Dentist-san"
Mrs T: "Tooth hurty?"
Mr N: "No, 9:45 actually"

Fade lights to theme from Bridge on the River Kwai. . . .

lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Barman on May 20, 2014, 10:29:42 AM: Quote from: Darwins Selection on May 20, 2014, 08:23:28 AM
Quote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on May 20, 2014, 05:38:25 AM
9.45 appointment scared2: scared2: scared2:

Then off to bow to Mrs T scared2: scared2: scared2:

Mrs T: "Ah Mr Nick, I heard much about your exploits, why you dlibbling?"
Mr N: "Velly solly, I have been to appointment with Dentist-san"
Mrs T: "Tooth hurty?"
Mr N: "No, 9:45 actually"

Fade lights to theme from Bridge on the River Kwai. . . .

drumroll: ;D
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Nick on May 20, 2014, 05:30:32 PM: Babetastic dentist and nurse cloud9: cloud9: Dentist had to lean over me quite close and pushed her ample Spanish knockers into my heaving chest.
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Barman on May 20, 2014, 05:36:52 PM: Quote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on May 20, 2014, 05:30:32 PM
Babetastic dentist and nurse cloud9: cloud9: Dentist had to lean over me quite close and pushed her ample Spanish knockers into my heaving chest.

They still use gas then do they...? Thumbs:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Steve on May 20, 2014, 07:36:41 PM: Quote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on May 20, 2014, 05:30:32 PM
Babetastic dentist and nurse cloud9: cloud9: Dentist had to lean over me quite close and pushed her ample Spanish knockers into my heaving chest.
:thumbsup: lol:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: boogs on May 21, 2014, 07:42:47 PM: Quote from: Steve on May 20, 2014, 07:36:41 PM
Quote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on May 20, 2014, 05:30:32 PM
Babetastic dentist and nurse cloud9: cloud9: Dentist had to lean over me quite close and pushed her ample Spanish knockers into my heaving chest.
:thumbsup: lol:

::) ::)
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 17, 2014, 03:43:26 PM: This could be promising, drill free treatment... rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2658759/A-trip-dentist-without-drill-New-treatment-means-teeth-repair-themselves.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2658759/A-trip-dentist-without-drill-New-treatment-means-teeth-repair-themselves.html)
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 25, 2014, 10:38:04 PM: Next time you moan about going to the dentist consider this poor sod. noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2703973/Surgeons-shock-remove-232-teeth-Indian-teenagers-mouth.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2703973/Surgeons-shock-remove-232-teeth-Indian-teenagers-mouth.html)
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Barman on July 26, 2014, 05:06:20 AM: Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 25, 2014, 10:38:04 PM
Next time you moan about going to the dentist consider this poor sod. noooo:

[url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2703973/Surgeons-shock-remove-232-teeth-Indian-teenagers-mouth.html[/url] ([url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2703973/Surgeons-shock-remove-232-teeth-Indian-teenagers-mouth.html[/url])

Not clicking.... noooo:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Steve on July 26, 2014, 09:09:46 AM: Quote from: Barman on July 26, 2014, 05:06:20 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 25, 2014, 10:38:04 PM
Next time you moan about going to the dentist consider this poor sod. noooo:

[url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2703973/Surgeons-shock-remove-232-teeth-Indian-teenagers-mouth.html[/url] ([url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2703973/Surgeons-shock-remove-232-teeth-Indian-teenagers-mouth.html[/url])

Not clicking.... noooo:

think yourself lucky you weren't tooth fairy of the week
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Barman on August 16, 2014, 12:30:25 PM: Just broken a tooth eating a choccy biccy.... evil:

...of course, all the dentists will be closed for weeks because of the holidays.... ::)
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: apc2010 on August 16, 2014, 12:34:13 PM: Quote from: Barman on August 16, 2014, 12:30:25 PM
Just broken a tooth eating a choccy biccy.... evil:

...of course, all the dentists will be closed for weeks because of the holidays.... ::)

You should know choccy is bad for you....... noooo:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Barman on August 16, 2014, 01:06:35 PM: Quote from: apc2010 on August 16, 2014, 12:34:13 PM
Quote from: Barman on August 16, 2014, 12:30:25 PM
Just broken a tooth eating a choccy biccy.... evil:

...of course, all the dentists will be closed for weeks because of the holidays.... ::)

You should know choccy is bad for you....... noooo:

sad24:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Nick on December 04, 2014, 08:28:30 PM: Appointment at 11.30 tomorrow scared2: scared2:

WIth babetastic Spanish dentist cloud9:

On her last day in the job sad24:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Uncle Mort on December 04, 2014, 09:25:35 PM: Perhaps she'd like to out with a bang ;)
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Barman on December 04, 2014, 09:36:38 PM: Quote from: Uncle Mort on December 04, 2014, 09:25:35 PM
Perhaps she'd like to out with a bang ;)

lol:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Nick on December 04, 2014, 10:17:34 PM: Book the Nottingham Travel Lodge, you say? rubschin:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Nick on December 05, 2014, 04:59:32 PM: I got a hug cloud9: cloud9:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 02, 2015, 04:41:39 PM: Don't dentists tend to play golf..... rubschin:

http://youtu.be/bpN_0CiV8W0 (http://youtu.be/bpN_0CiV8W0)

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2893981/Dad-yanks-7-year-old-son-s-tooth-floss-string-attached-golf-ball-hits-driver.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2893981/Dad-yanks-7-year-old-son-s-tooth-floss-string-attached-golf-ball-hits-driver.html)

Found this one linked on youtube, just what were they drinking to come up with this idea eeek:

(People of a squeamish nature like BM may want to look away now)

http://youtu.be/TM3dpPqWG7Y (http://youtu.be/TM3dpPqWG7Y)
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 01, 2015, 10:35:25 PM: eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3063868/Salta-Beer-reward-rugby-players-bottle-opening-TOOTH-implants-brilliant-commercial.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3063868/Salta-Beer-reward-rugby-players-bottle-opening-TOOTH-implants-brilliant-commercial.html)
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Steve on May 01, 2015, 11:27:16 PM: Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 01, 2015, 10:35:25 PM
eeek:

[url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3063868/Salta-Beer-reward-rugby-players-bottle-opening-TOOTH-implants-brilliant-commercial.html[/url] ([url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3063868/Salta-Beer-reward-rugby-players-bottle-opening-TOOTH-implants-brilliant-commercial.html[/url])
eeek: eeek: noooo:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Barman on May 02, 2015, 06:02:31 AM: Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 01, 2015, 10:35:25 PM
eeek:

[url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3063868/Salta-Beer-reward-rugby-players-bottle-opening-TOOTH-implants-brilliant-commercial.html[/url] ([url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3063868/Salta-Beer-reward-rugby-players-bottle-opening-TOOTH-implants-brilliant-commercial.html[/url])

I'm not clicking that.... noooo:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 02, 2015, 08:29:37 AM: There is nothing grim on there you big girls blouse lol: was just the idea of having a replacement tooth designed to be a bottle opener.
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Nick on May 02, 2015, 08:30:26 AM: Do they do corkscrews? rubschin:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 02, 2015, 08:31:44 AM: Dracula the sommelier? rubschin:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: miss Tchevious on May 02, 2015, 10:11:42 PM: I want this! I have a big chip in a tooth from opening a bottle of Bud on the beach. I had been doing it for years but one night...... noooo:

My dad was a pro rugby player and I'm quite good, do you reckon I qualify?
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 03, 2015, 05:36:17 PM: You have nothing to lose asking, I'm sure if it came to it Apey would be happy to pay for the procedure... whistle:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: apc2010 on May 03, 2015, 05:52:47 PM: Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 03, 2015, 05:36:17 PM
You have nothing to lose asking, I'm sure if it came to it Apey would be happy to pay for the procedure... whistle:

evil:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Nick on May 17, 2015, 09:18:51 AM: scared2:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Steve on May 17, 2015, 09:20:37 AM: on a Sunday?? eeek:

must be bad

Popcorn:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: boogs on May 17, 2015, 12:40:49 PM: I am in the chair tomorrow 13.50 scared2: scared2:

My sympathy Nick happy100
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: apc2010 on May 17, 2015, 12:44:19 PM: Quote from: boogs on May 17, 2015, 12:40:49 PM
I am in the chair tomorrow 13.50 scared2: scared2:

My sympathy Nick happy100

I'll have a beer please.... Thumbs:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Nick on May 17, 2015, 12:49:25 PM: Only s check up, fortunately. My dentist operates 7 days a week :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Steve on May 17, 2015, 03:09:05 PM: Quote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on May 17, 2015, 12:49:25 PM
Only s check up, fortunately. My dentist operates 7 days a week :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
[/quote
:thumbsup:

Quote from: apc2010 on May 17, 2015, 12:44:19 PM
Quote from: boogs on May 17, 2015, 12:40:49 PM
I am in the chair tomorrow 13.50 scared2: scared2:

My sympathy Nick happy100

I'll have a beer please.... Thumbs:
lol:

Hope it goes painlessly Boogs
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: boogs on May 17, 2015, 07:03:34 PM: Thank you Steve Thumbs: I suspect not this time sadly noooo:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 01, 2015, 03:24:24 PM: eeek: eeek: eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-3105676/Mother-terrified-dentists-used-SUPERGLUE-stick-teeth-mouth-10-years-slowly-eroded-jaw-bone.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-3105676/Mother-terrified-dentists-used-SUPERGLUE-stick-teeth-mouth-10-years-slowly-eroded-jaw-bone.html)
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Steve on June 01, 2015, 11:07:26 PM: Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 01, 2015, 03:24:24 PM
eeek: eeek: eeek:

[url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-3105676/Mother-terrified-dentists-used-SUPERGLUE-stick-teeth-mouth-10-years-slowly-eroded-jaw-bone.html[/url] ([url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-3105676/Mother-terrified-dentists-used-SUPERGLUE-stick-teeth-mouth-10-years-slowly-eroded-jaw-bone.html[/url])

eeek:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Nick on November 23, 2015, 01:19:19 PM: Klebb sandblasted my mouth. I look like a grand piano cloud9:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Barman on November 23, 2015, 01:25:26 PM: (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs22.postimg.org%2F68n74v0ql%2Ftumblr_mhpmjgr_VUf1r0nhs9o1_1280.jpg&hash=1acc48e76bf7961f04f9dde786991dc9) (http://postimg.org/image/68n74v0ql/)

rubschin:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Nick on November 23, 2015, 01:27:55 PM: I might let Miss I have a tinkle later, so to speak
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: apc2010 on November 23, 2015, 02:08:10 PM: Quote from: Nick on November 23, 2015, 01:27:55 PM
I might let Miss I have a tinkle later, so to speak

Too many jokes.... noooo:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Nick on November 23, 2015, 02:10:07 PM: Shrugs:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: apc2010 on November 23, 2015, 06:52:49 PM: Quote from: Nick on November 23, 2015, 01:19:19 PM
Klebb sandblasted my mouth. I look like a grand piano cloud9:

Tulips.... Thumbs:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 23, 2015, 08:21:36 PM: Quote from: Nick on November 23, 2015, 01:19:19 PM
Klebb sandblasted my mouth. I look like a grand piano cloud9:

Attention is drawn to the earlier 'tiny pianist' observations.
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Steve on November 24, 2015, 01:01:05 AM: Quote from: Darwins Selection on November 23, 2015, 08:21:36 PM
Quote from: Nick on November 23, 2015, 01:19:19 PM
Klebb sandblasted my mouth. I look like a grand piano cloud9:

Attention is drawn to the earlier 'tiny pianist' observations.
lol: lol: lol:

Is it time for the Plink Plink Fizz joke?
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 24, 2015, 09:28:34 AM: Quote from: Steve on November 24, 2015, 01:01:05 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on November 23, 2015, 08:21:36 PM
Quote from: Nick on November 23, 2015, 01:19:19 PM
Klebb sandblasted my mouth. I look like a grand piano cloud9:

Attention is drawn to the earlier 'tiny pianist' observations.
lol: lol: lol:

Is it time for the Plink Plink Fizz joke?

Go on, spoil us.
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Steve on November 24, 2015, 09:40:30 AM: Quote from: Darwins Selection on November 24, 2015, 09:28:34 AM
Quote from: Steve on November 24, 2015, 01:01:05 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on November 23, 2015, 08:21:36 PM
Quote from: Nick on November 23, 2015, 01:19:19 PM
Klebb sandblasted my mouth. I look like a grand piano cloud9:

Attention is drawn to the earlier 'tiny pianist' observations.
lol: lol: lol:

Is it time for the Plink Plink Fizz joke?

Go on, spoil us.

What goes Plink Plink Fizz?

Richard Clayderman in an acid bath
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 24, 2015, 11:18:02 AM: Quote from: Steve on November 24, 2015, 09:40:30 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on November 24, 2015, 09:28:34 AM
Quote from: Steve on November 24, 2015, 01:01:05 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on November 23, 2015, 08:21:36 PM
Quote from: Nick on November 23, 2015, 01:19:19 PM
Klebb sandblasted my mouth. I look like a grand piano cloud9:

Attention is drawn to the earlier 'tiny pianist' observations.
lol: lol: lol:

Is it time for the Plink Plink Fizz joke?

Go on, spoil us.

What goes Plink Plink Fizz?

Richard Clayderman in an acid bath
lol:
Spoiled indeed . :thumbsup:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Steve on February 26, 2016, 12:14:52 PM: One broken tooth repaired by the magnificent Nicola :thumbsup:

Injection still wearing off, I shall be mumbling and dribbling more than usual for a while
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Nick on February 26, 2016, 12:15:36 PM: You will fit in well here noooo:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Steve on February 26, 2016, 12:52:56 PM: Quote from: Nick on February 26, 2016, 12:15:36 PM
You will fit in well here noooo:
rubschin: Just looked, I've been V Pubbing for 3 years eeek:

My face, tongue and mouth are getting numberer. It'll reach me brain soon scared2:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Nick on February 26, 2016, 12:53:40 PM: No one will notice noooo:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Steve on February 26, 2016, 12:58:11 PM: Quote from: Nick on February 26, 2016, 12:53:40 PM
No one will notice noooo:
sad32:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Barman on February 26, 2016, 01:37:50 PM: I have a molar problem... evil:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Nick on February 26, 2016, 01:39:41 PM: Too many jokes..............
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: apc2010 on February 26, 2016, 01:43:37 PM: Quote from: Nick on February 26, 2016, 01:39:41 PM
Too many jokes..............

cussing:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 26, 2016, 01:54:58 PM: Quote from: Steve on February 26, 2016, 12:14:52 PM
One broken tooth repaired by the magnificent Nicola :thumbsup:

Injection still wearing off, I shall be mumbling and dribbling more than usual for a while

Add a greying ginger wig and a ratty rug and you could be Nick's long lost brother... rubschin:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Nick on February 26, 2016, 01:55:39 PM: evil:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 26, 2016, 04:50:20 PM: Quote from: Steve on February 26, 2016, 12:52:56 PM
Quote from: Nick on February 26, 2016, 12:15:36 PM
You will fit in well here noooo:
rubschin: Just looked, I've been V Pubbing for 3 years eeek:

It seems longer than that.
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Nick on February 26, 2016, 04:50:59 PM: facepalm:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Barman on February 26, 2016, 04:55:47 PM: Quote from: Steve on February 26, 2016, 12:52:56 PM
Quote from: Nick on February 26, 2016, 12:15:36 PM
You will fit in well here noooo:
rubschin: Just looked, I've been V Pubbing for 3 years eeek:

My face, tongue and mouth are getting numberer. It'll reach me brain soon scared2:

I looked in at the *koff* other place yesterday... Dippy was complaining that Malcolm (among others) didn't post any more.... noooo:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Steve on February 26, 2016, 05:13:24 PM: Quote from: Darwins Selection on February 26, 2016, 04:50:20 PM
Quote from: Steve on February 26, 2016, 12:52:56 PM
Quote from: Nick on February 26, 2016, 12:15:36 PM
You will fit in well here noooo:
rubschin: Just looked, I've been V Pubbing for 3 years eeek:

It seems longer than that.
moves 10 turnip futures from left pocket
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Steve on February 26, 2016, 05:19:35 PM: Quote from: Barman on February 26, 2016, 04:55:47 PM
Quote from: Steve on February 26, 2016, 12:52:56 PM
Quote from: Nick on February 26, 2016, 12:15:36 PM
You will fit in well here noooo:
rubschin: Just looked, I've been V Pubbing for 3 years eeek:

My face, tongue and mouth are getting numberer. It'll reach me brain soon scared2:

I looked in at the *koff* other place yesterday... Dippy was complaining that Malcolm (among others) didn't post any more.... noooo:

doublefacepalm

Hopefully *koff* kms will skewer him for that faux pas
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Youngs) on February 26, 2016, 05:47:36 PM: Quote from: Steve on February 26, 2016, 05:19:35 PM
Quote from: Barman on February 26, 2016, 04:55:47 PM
Quote from: Steve on February 26, 2016, 12:52:56 PM
Quote from: Nick on February 26, 2016, 12:15:36 PM
You will fit in well here noooo:
rubschin: Just looked, I've been V Pubbing for 3 years eeek:

My face, tongue and mouth are getting numberer. It'll reach me brain soon scared2:

I looked in at the *koff* other place yesterday... Dippy was complaining that Malcolm (among others) didn't post any more.... noooo:

doublefacepalm

Hopefully *koff* kms will skewer him for that faux pas

Already been done :thumbsup:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Barman on February 26, 2016, 05:52:50 PM: Quote from: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Youngs) on February 26, 2016, 05:47:36 PM
Quote from: Steve on February 26, 2016, 05:19:35 PM
Quote from: Barman on February 26, 2016, 04:55:47 PM
Quote from: Steve on February 26, 2016, 12:52:56 PM
Quote from: Nick on February 26, 2016, 12:15:36 PM
You will fit in well here noooo:
rubschin: Just looked, I've been V Pubbing for 3 years eeek:

My face, tongue and mouth are getting numberer. It'll reach me brain soon scared2:

I looked in at the *koff* other place yesterday... Dippy was complaining that Malcolm (among others) didn't post any more.... noooo:

doublefacepalm

Hopefully *koff* kms will skewer him for that faux pas

Already been done :thumbsup:

Oh top man! :thumbsup:

I hope the post concluded, "you daft old cunt"... lol:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Nick on March 09, 2016, 06:08:48 PM: Miss I tells me her dentist wants to fit her with teeth braces noooo: SHe'll be wearing a schoolgerl outfit next.................

rubschin:

eyes:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Barman on March 09, 2016, 06:12:51 PM: Quote from: Nick on March 09, 2016, 06:08:48 PM
Miss I tells me her dentist wants to fit her with teeth braces noooo: SHe'll be wearing a schoolgerl outfit next.................

rubschin:

eyes:

Spank2: Spank2: Spank2:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Nick on March 09, 2016, 06:16:34 PM: She does possess a PTMS cloud9: eyes:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: apc2010 on March 09, 2016, 06:36:22 PM: Quote from: Nick on March 09, 2016, 06:16:34 PM
She does possess a PTMS cloud9: eyes:

Too many jokes ....... noooo:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Nick on March 09, 2016, 06:49:06 PM: eveilgrin:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Barman on March 09, 2016, 06:56:09 PM: Quote from: Nick on March 09, 2016, 06:16:34 PM
She does possess a PTMS cloud9: eyes:

Oh love her! Thumbs:

I bet she really enjoys dressing Sindy in it.... whistle:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs11.postimg.org%2Fl670nntlb%2FLL_1975_pic_2.jpg&hash=8e5243503edaeeeed0642ca6fd53ae1b) (http://postimg.org/image/l670nntlb/)
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Nick on March 09, 2016, 06:57:40 PM: evil:

SHe is talking about bringing her Barbie collection back from Italy redface:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: apc2010 on March 09, 2016, 07:05:09 PM: Quote from: Nick on March 09, 2016, 06:57:40 PM
evil:

SHe is talking about bringing her Barbie collection back from Italy redface:

Cooking outside ....... Thumbs:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Nick on March 09, 2016, 07:08:16 PM: You are a bastard.
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: apc2010 on March 09, 2016, 07:14:32 PM: Quote from: Nick on March 09, 2016, 07:08:16 PM
You are a bastard.

I didn't mention spit=roast ,,like BM would ....... evil:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Nick on March 09, 2016, 07:20:07 PM: You can't do that with a lesb....................

Oh redface:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Barman on March 09, 2016, 07:34:01 PM: Quote from: apc2010 on March 09, 2016, 07:05:09 PM
Quote from: Nick on March 09, 2016, 06:57:40 PM
evil:

SHe is talking about bringing her Barbie collection back from Italy redface:

Cooking outside ....... Thumbs:

drumroll:

happy001
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Barman on March 09, 2016, 07:34:30 PM: Quote from: apc2010 on March 09, 2016, 07:14:32 PM
Quote from: Nick on March 09, 2016, 07:08:16 PM
You are a bastard.

I didn't mention spit=roast ,,like BM would ....... evil:

I didn't! cussing:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Nick on March 09, 2016, 07:38:00 PM: Quote from: Barman on March 09, 2016, 07:34:01 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on March 09, 2016, 07:05:09 PM
Quote from: Nick on March 09, 2016, 06:57:40 PM
evil:

SHe is talking about bringing her Barbie collection back from Italy redface:

Cooking outside ....... Thumbs:

drumroll:

happy001

::)
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Barman on April 23, 2016, 05:10:39 PM: FUCK! cussing:

Just eating a Bounty... half of my molar has disappeared and am now in exposed nerve agony! sad32:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Steve on April 23, 2016, 05:41:22 PM: Quote from: Barman on April 23, 2016, 05:10:39 PM
FUCK! cussing:

Just eating a Bounty... half of my molar has disappeared and am now in exposed nerve agony! sad32:
Oooh!

Serious booze needed
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Barman on April 23, 2016, 05:43:19 PM: Quote from: Steve on April 23, 2016, 05:41:22 PM
Quote from: Barman on April 23, 2016, 05:10:39 PM
FUCK! cussing:

Just eating a Bounty... half of my molar has disappeared and am now in exposed nerve agony! sad32:
Oooh!

Serious booze needed

Serious booze administered! :thumbsup:

sad24:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Steve on April 23, 2016, 05:45:44 PM: Quote from: Barman on April 23, 2016, 05:43:19 PM
Quote from: Steve on April 23, 2016, 05:41:22 PM
Quote from: Barman on April 23, 2016, 05:10:39 PM
FUCK! cussing:

Just eating a Bounty... half of my molar has disappeared and am now in exposed nerve agony! sad32:
Oooh!

Serious booze needed

Serious booze administered! :thumbsup:

sad24:
:thumbsup: nothing less than 40% by volume I hope
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Barman on April 23, 2016, 05:48:48 PM: Quote from: Steve on April 23, 2016, 05:45:44 PM
Quote from: Barman on April 23, 2016, 05:43:19 PM
Quote from: Steve on April 23, 2016, 05:41:22 PM
Quote from: Barman on April 23, 2016, 05:10:39 PM
FUCK! cussing:

Just eating a Bounty... half of my molar has disappeared and am now in exposed nerve agony! sad32:
Oooh!

Serious booze needed

Serious booze administered! :thumbsup:

sad24:
:thumbsup: nothing less than 40% by volume I hope

Oh noes... cheap Lidl 'Jack Daniels'.... cloud9:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: apc2010 on April 23, 2016, 06:26:26 PM: Quote from: Barman on April 23, 2016, 05:48:48 PM
Quote from: Steve on April 23, 2016, 05:45:44 PM
Quote from: Barman on April 23, 2016, 05:43:19 PM
Quote from: Steve on April 23, 2016, 05:41:22 PM
Quote from: Barman on April 23, 2016, 05:10:39 PM
FUCK! cussing:

Just eating a Bounty... half of my molar has disappeared and am now in exposed nerve agony! sad32:
Oooh!

Serious booze needed

Serious booze administered! :thumbsup:

sad24:
:thumbsup: nothing less than 40% by volume I hope

Oh noes... cheap Lidl 'Jack Daniels'.... cloud9:

NOOOOOOOOOOOO zivania ..
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Barman on April 24, 2016, 10:42:47 AM: Called Nitsa (my babetastic dentist) this morning - got an appointment for 12:30 tomoz.... cloud9:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Steve on April 24, 2016, 11:03:36 AM: Quote from: Barman on April 24, 2016, 10:42:47 AM
Called Nitsa (my babetastic dentist) this morning - got an appointment for 12:30 tomoz.... cloud9:
:thumbsup:

Will the ~~dyed white spirit with a touch of poo~~Fake JD last that long?
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Nick on April 24, 2016, 11:05:30 AM: Oil of cloves. Saw it in a film :thumbsup: whistle:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Steve on April 24, 2016, 11:10:44 AM: Quote from: Nick on April 24, 2016, 11:05:30 AM
Oil of cloves. Saw it in a film :thumbsup: whistle:
noooo:

Strong booze dabbed on it numbs it for ages. Schnapps works well and it's not exactly drinkable is it.
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Barman on April 24, 2016, 11:12:21 AM: Quote from: Steve on April 24, 2016, 11:03:36 AM
Quote from: Barman on April 24, 2016, 10:42:47 AM
Called Nitsa (my babetastic dentist) this morning - got an appointment for 12:30 tomoz.... cloud9:
:thumbsup:

Will the ~~dyed white spirit with a touch of poo~~Fake JD last that long?

It will! Thumbs:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Barman on April 24, 2016, 11:12:39 AM: Quote from: Nick on April 24, 2016, 11:05:30 AM
Oil of cloves. Saw it in a film :thumbsup: whistle:

scared2:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 24, 2016, 02:15:28 PM: Quote from: Barman on April 24, 2016, 11:12:39 AM
Quote from: Nick on April 24, 2016, 11:05:30 AM
Oil of cloves. Saw it in a film :thumbsup: whistle:

scared2:
[serious] He is right. Instant relief. [/serious]
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Nick on April 24, 2016, 02:17:44 PM: angel1
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Barman on April 24, 2016, 02:33:59 PM: Quote from: Darwins Selection on April 24, 2016, 02:15:28 PM
Quote from: Barman on April 24, 2016, 11:12:39 AM
Quote from: Nick on April 24, 2016, 11:05:30 AM
Oil of cloves. Saw it in a film :thumbsup: whistle:

scared2:
[serious] He is right. Instant relief. [/serious]

*snigger* redface:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Nick on April 24, 2016, 02:51:51 PM: Child ::)

You can get treatment for that............
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Barman on April 24, 2016, 07:15:36 PM: ompt.... sad24:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Steve on April 24, 2016, 08:03:01 PM: Quote from: Barman on April 24, 2016, 07:15:36 PM
ompt.... sad24:
Oh woes

Set up a drip feed of pretend JD direct on the tooth
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Pirate on April 24, 2016, 08:21:28 PM: Quote from: Barman on April 24, 2016, 07:15:36 PM
ompt.... sad24:

Oil of cloves... :thumbsup:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 24, 2016, 09:43:10 PM: Quote from: Pirate on April 24, 2016, 08:21:28 PM
Quote from: Barman on April 24, 2016, 07:15:36 PM
ompt.... sad24:

Oil of cloves... :thumbsup:
:thumbsup:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Barman on April 25, 2016, 10:49:09 AM: Done! eeek:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Steve on April 25, 2016, 10:56:58 AM: Quote from: Barman on April 25, 2016, 10:49:09 AM
Done! eeek:
:thumbsup:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 25, 2016, 10:59:03 AM: Quote from: Barman on April 25, 2016, 10:49:09 AM
Done! eeek:
**Dribble**
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Nick on May 17, 2016, 06:24:55 AM: Off to see Rosa Klebb this morning scared2:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Barman on May 17, 2016, 06:52:37 AM: Quote from: Nick on May 17, 2016, 06:24:55 AM
Off to see Rosa Klebb this morning scared2:

scared2:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Steve on May 17, 2016, 09:20:16 AM: Quote from: Barman on May 17, 2016, 06:52:37 AM
Quote from: Nick on May 17, 2016, 06:24:55 AM
Off to see Rosa Klebb this morning scared2:

scared2:
scared2: scared2:

Eastbourne beckons for us
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Nick on May 17, 2016, 10:08:31 AM: She has evidently been sent on a course as she grinned all the time and called me "Darlink". It was terrifying scared2:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 17, 2016, 10:29:39 AM: Quote from: Steve on May 17, 2016, 09:20:16 AM
Quote from: Barman on May 17, 2016, 06:52:37 AM
Quote from: Nick on May 17, 2016, 06:24:55 AM
Off to see Rosa Klebb this morning scared2:

scared2:
scared2: scared2:

Eastbourne beckons for us

The Costa Geriatrica.

happy100
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Nick on May 17, 2016, 10:34:03 AM: Do they do coffee too?
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Steve on May 17, 2016, 10:39:03 AM: Quote from: Nick on May 17, 2016, 10:34:03 AM
Do they do coffee too?
lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Steve on May 17, 2016, 10:43:38 AM: Quote from: Darwins Selection on May 17, 2016, 10:29:39 AM
Quote from: Steve on May 17, 2016, 09:20:16 AM
Quote from: Barman on May 17, 2016, 06:52:37 AM
Quote from: Nick on May 17, 2016, 06:24:55 AM
Off to see Rosa Klebb this morning scared2:

scared2:
scared2: scared2:

Eastbourne beckons for us

The Costa Geriatrica.

happy100
It is a bit that way. Nearby Bexhill even more so
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Steve on May 17, 2016, 10:45:43 AM: Of course this leaves unexplained why I posted where I was today in the Dentistry thread

doh: doh: doh:

(alcohol wasn't involved so it has to be stupidity redface: )
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 17, 2016, 11:14:28 AM: Quote from: Steve on May 17, 2016, 10:45:43 AM
Of course this leaves unexplained why I posted where I was today in the Dentistry thread

doh: doh: doh:

(alcohol wasn't involved so it has to be stupidity redface: )

***Lifeline***

Isn't your dentist in Eastbourne then?
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Steve on May 17, 2016, 01:18:55 PM: Oh noes Nicola is much nearer. But right now further as I'm in Eastbourne
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Nick on May 12, 2017, 05:28:04 AM: Rosa Klebb at 9.00 noooo:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Barman on May 12, 2017, 05:48:41 AM: Quote from: Nick on May 12, 2017, 05:28:04 AM
Rosa Klebb at 9.00 noooo:

scared2:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Nick on May 12, 2017, 09:52:36 AM: Rosa was in a friendly and smiley mood which made her all the more terrifying scared2:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 17, 2017, 01:08:40 PM: eeek: sick2:

http://metro.co.uk/2017/05/16/diver-lets-fish-to-clean-his-teeth-and-suddenly-were-less-scared-of-the-dentist-6641455/ (http://metro.co.uk/2017/05/16/diver-lets-fish-to-clean-his-teeth-and-suddenly-were-less-scared-of-the-dentist-6641455/)
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Barman on May 17, 2017, 01:31:22 PM: Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 17, 2017, 01:08:40 PM
eeek: sick2:

[url]http://metro.co.uk/2017/05/16/diver-lets-fish-to-clean-his-teeth-and-suddenly-were-less-scared-of-the-dentist-6641455/[/url] ([url]http://metro.co.uk/2017/05/16/diver-lets-fish-to-clean-his-teeth-and-suddenly-were-less-scared-of-the-dentist-6641455/[/url])

rubschin:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Steve on May 18, 2017, 07:57:40 AM: Quote from: Barman on May 17, 2017, 01:31:22 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 17, 2017, 01:08:40 PM
eeek: sick2:

[url]http://metro.co.uk/2017/05/16/diver-lets-fish-to-clean-his-teeth-and-suddenly-were-less-scared-of-the-dentist-6641455/[/url] ([url]http://metro.co.uk/2017/05/16/diver-lets-fish-to-clean-his-teeth-and-suddenly-were-less-scared-of-the-dentist-6641455/[/url])

rubschin:

noooo: noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Barman on August 24, 2017, 10:40:55 AM: All nice and ready for Steve like... whistle:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Steve on August 24, 2017, 11:15:55 AM: Mixed results

£80 bill and I have to have a filling repaired (for more money) but not today and I got the disappointed look again from the hygienist because I just can't stand flossing
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Barman on August 24, 2017, 11:32:35 AM: Quote from: Steve on August 24, 2017, 11:15:55 AM
Mixed results

£80 bill and I have to have a filling repaired (for more money) but not today and I got the disappointed look again from the hygienist because I just can't stand flossing

Shocked:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Steve on August 24, 2017, 02:37:41 PM: I have a choice. Pay through the nose to Nicola who is superb or wait for years for the chance to see an NHS dentist du jour who who just say 'extraction'

I can afford the former but not the latter
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Nick on August 24, 2017, 02:53:54 PM: I am warming to Rosa Klebb rubschin:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Barman on August 24, 2017, 03:06:16 PM: My dentist is babetastic... cloud9:

...have I mentioned it before...? redface:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Nick on August 24, 2017, 03:41:06 PM: Does she freeze your dick when you go? ::)
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Barman on August 24, 2017, 03:47:07 PM: Quote from: Nick on August 24, 2017, 03:41:06 PM
Does she freeze your dick when you go? ::)

For a small extra charge... ;)
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Steve on October 24, 2017, 03:58:24 PM: Well that wasn't too bad. One broken tooth patched up for £40

Going to need a Crown sooner than later though and that will cost a lot more
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Nick on October 24, 2017, 04:00:07 PM: Are you in line for the throne? Mr Darwin may have advice........
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Steve on October 24, 2017, 04:01:02 PM: Quote from: Nick on October 24, 2017, 04:00:07 PM
Are you in line for the throne? Mr Darwin may have advice........
rubschin:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: boogs on October 24, 2017, 11:50:57 PM: Quote from: Steve on October 24, 2017, 03:58:24 PM
Well that wasn't too bad. One broken tooth patched up for £40

Going to need a Crown sooner than later though and that will cost a lot more

:thumbsup:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Nick on November 06, 2017, 04:47:19 PM: Friday a.m. with Rosa Klebb scared2:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Barman on November 06, 2017, 05:01:37 PM: Quote from: Nick on November 06, 2017, 04:47:19 PM
Friday a.m. with Rosa Klebb scared2:

DO you have to tell her you are infected like...? scared2:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Nick on November 06, 2017, 05:03:44 PM: no angel1
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Nick on November 10, 2017, 10:25:25 AM: Nice new Spanish nurse eyes:

Rosa blew something down my throat by mistake and made me koff sad24:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Nick on January 18, 2018, 04:55:15 PM: I wonder if the Anglo Saxons had dental problems rubschin:

Ær þæm þe Romeburg getimbred wære iiii hunde wintrum 7 hundeahtatigum, Uesoges, Egypta cyning, wæs winnende of suðdæle Asiam, oð him se mæsta dæl wearð underþieded. 7 he Uesoges, Egypta cyning, wæs siþþan mid firde farende on Sciþþie on ða norðdælas, 7 his ærendracan beforan asende to þære ðeode, 7 him untweogendlice secgan het þæt hie [oðer] sceolden, oþþe ðæt lond æt him alesan, oþþe he hie wolde mid gefeohte fordon 7 forherigan. Hie him þa gesceadwislice ondwyrdon, 7 cwædon þæt hit gemalic wære 7 unryhtlic þæt swa oferwlenced cyning sceolde winnan on swa earm folc swa hie wæron. Heton him þeh þæt ondwyrde secgan, þæt him leofre wære wið hiene to feohtanne þonne gafol to gieldanne. Hie þæt gelæstan swa, 7 sona þone cyning gefliemdon mid his folce, 7 him æfterfolgiende wæron, 7 ealle ægypte awestan buton þæm fenlondum anum. 7 þa hie hamweard wendon be westan þære ie Eufrate, ealle Asiam hie genieddon þæt hie him gafol guldon, 7 þær wæron fiftene gear þæt lond herigende 7 westende, oð heora wif him sendon ærendracan æfter, 7 him sædon þæt hie oðer dyden, oðþe ham comen oððe hie him woldon oðerra wera ceosan. Hi þa þæt lond forleton, 7 him hamweard ferdon.
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Barman on January 18, 2018, 04:59:28 PM: Quote from: Nick on January 18, 2018, 04:55:15 PM
I wonder if the Anglo Saxons had dental problems rubschin:

Ær þæm þe Romeburg getimbred wære iiii hunde wintrum 7 hundeahtatigum, Uesoges, Egypta cyning, wæs winnende of suðdæle Asiam, oð him se mæsta dæl wearð underþieded. 7 he Uesoges, Egypta cyning, wæs siþþan mid firde farende on Sciþþie on ða norðdælas, 7 his ærendracan beforan asende to þære ðeode, 7 him untweogendlice secgan het þæt hie [oðer] sceolden, oþþe ðæt lond æt him alesan, oþþe he hie wolde mid gefeohte fordon 7 forherigan. Hie him þa gesceadwislice ondwyrdon, 7 cwædon þæt hit gemalic wære 7 unryhtlic þæt swa oferwlenced cyning sceolde winnan on swa earm folc swa hie wæron. Heton him þeh þæt ondwyrde secgan, þæt him leofre wære wið hiene to feohtanne þonne gafol to gieldanne. Hie þæt gelæstan swa, 7 sona þone cyning gefliemdon mid his folce, 7 him æfterfolgiende wæron, 7 ealle ægypte awestan buton þæm fenlondum anum. 7 þa hie hamweard wendon be westan þære ie Eufrate, ealle Asiam hie genieddon þæt hie him gafol guldon, 7 þær wæron fiftene gear þæt lond herigende 7 westende, oð heora wif him sendon ærendracan æfter, 7 him sædon þæt hie oðer dyden, oðþe ham comen oððe hie him woldon oðerra wera ceosan. Hi þa þæt lond forleton, 7 him hamweard ferdon.

I put it into Google Translate and it said, "what is this shite...?"
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Nick on January 18, 2018, 05:00:35 PM: It's about legendary Amazon wimmin whistle: eyes: eyes:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Nick on January 18, 2018, 05:02:12 PM: And Google Translate triumphantly gives us.........

Honor Romeburg getimbred wears iiii dog wintrum 7 dog races, Uesoges, Egyptian cyning, wese winnende of suðdæle Asiam, see him the most prominent pump wear underthieded. 7 He Uesoges, Egypt's cyning, the middle of the midst of the Sci thoth on the north pillar, 7 his erendracan beforan asende two thieves, 7 him untweogendlice secgan dei hie [oder] sceolden, othèe lond er he alesan, othþe he hie wolde mid gefeohte vehicle 7 forherigan. Hie him, you're welcome, 7 cwædon hot hit gemalic wears 7 unryhtlic lazy swa of the witch crying on the swan earm folc swa hie wæron. Heton him, you're ondwyrde secgan, let him live, you're welcome to feohtanne þonne gafol to gieldanne. Hie lazy gela swa, 7 son of a silence gefliemdon mid his folce, 7 he lifeserving wardon, 7 ealle egyptic awestan buton strain fenlondum anum. 7 That's the way you're going to get it, you're going to go to Euphrates, you're going to get it, you're gonna get it! Coming to him or not, he will be worshiped. Hi there, lond forleton, 7 him hamweard ferdon.
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 18, 2018, 05:24:48 PM: Quote from: Nick on January 18, 2018, 05:02:12 PM
And Google Translate triumphantly gives us.........

Honor Romeburg getimbred wears iiii dog wintrum 7 dog races, Uesoges, Egyptian cyning, wese winnende of suðdæle Asiam, see him the most prominent pump wear underthieded. 7 He Uesoges, Egypt's cyning, the middle of the midst of the Sci thoth on the north pillar, 7 his erendracan beforan asende two thieves, 7 him untweogendlice secgan dei hie [oder] sceolden, othèe lond er he alesan, othþe he hie wolde mid gefeohte vehicle 7 forherigan. Hie him, you're welcome, 7 cwædon hot hit gemalic wears 7 unryhtlic lazy swa of the witch crying on the swan earm folc swa hie wæron. Heton him, you're ondwyrde secgan, let him live, you're welcome to feohtanne þonne gafol to gieldanne. Hie lazy gela swa, 7 son of a silence gefliemdon mid his folce, 7 he lifeserving wardon, 7 ealle egyptic awestan buton strain fenlondum anum. 7 That's the way you're going to get it, you're going to go to Euphrates, you're going to get it, you're gonna get it! Coming to him or not, he will be worshiped. Hi there, lond forleton, 7 him hamweard ferdon.
Seems rather obsessed with taking them up the Euphrates.
Still, one hump is better than none, as the old Egyptian cynic said.
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Nick on January 18, 2018, 05:25:30 PM: Sounds like a plan rubschin:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Steve on January 19, 2018, 02:03:11 PM: Quote from: Nick on January 18, 2018, 05:02:12 PM
And Google Translate triumphantly gives us.........

Honor Romeburg getimbred wears iiii dog wintrum 7 dog races, Uesoges, Egyptian cyning, wese winnende of suðdæle Asiam, see him the most prominent pump wear underthieded. 7 He Uesoges, Egypt's cyning, the middle of the midst of the Sci thoth on the north pillar, 7 his erendracan beforan asende two thieves, 7 him untweogendlice secgan dei hie [oder] sceolden, othèe lond er he alesan, othþe he hie wolde mid gefeohte vehicle 7 forherigan. Hie him, you're welcome, 7 cwædon hot hit gemalic wears 7 unryhtlic lazy swa of the witch crying on the swan earm folc swa hie wæron. Heton him, you're ondwyrde secgan, let him live, you're welcome to feohtanne þonne gafol to gieldanne. Hie lazy gela swa, 7 son of a silence gefliemdon mid his folce, 7 he lifeserving wardon, 7 ealle egyptic awestan buton strain fenlondum anum. 7 That's the way you're going to get it, you're going to go to Euphrates, you're going to get it, you're gonna get it! Coming to him or not, he will be worshiped. Hi there, lond forleton, 7 him hamweard ferdon.
You post that like someone gives a flying fuck what it translated to
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Nick on January 19, 2018, 02:36:28 PM: evil:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Nick on February 02, 2018, 01:07:56 PM: Rosa Klebb was in a flirtatious mood scared2:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Barman on February 02, 2018, 03:00:21 PM: Quote from: Nick on February 02, 2018, 01:07:56 PM
Rosa Klebb was in a flirtatious mood scared2:

My dentist is like that (have I mentioned she is babetastic?)... eyes:

...I think the idea is that you'd concentrate on suppressing an erection which takes your mind off the immense pain she is about to inflict on you... scared2:

...she obviously didn't know you are reliant on the little blue pills... point:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 02, 2018, 03:24:14 PM: Quote from: Barman on February 02, 2018, 03:00:21 PM
Quote from: Nick on February 02, 2018, 01:07:56 PM
Rosa Klebb was in a flirtatious mood scared2:

My dentist is like that (have I mentioned she is babetastic?)... eyes:

...I think the idea is that you'd concentrate on suppressing an erection which takes your mind off the immense pain she is about to inflict on you... scared2:

...she obviously didn't know you are reliant on the little blue pills... point:

Either that or she is planning on giving him a stroke... rubschin:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Steve on February 02, 2018, 03:57:53 PM: A stroke you say? Someone call an ambulance for #23 Nick Towers Nottingham
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Nick on May 21, 2018, 05:45:33 AM: Rosa Klebb at 10.00 scared2:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Barman on May 21, 2018, 06:20:39 AM: Quote from: Nick on May 21, 2018, 05:45:33 AM
Rosa Klebb at 10.00 scared2:

scared2: scared2: scared2:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Steve on May 21, 2018, 07:25:05 AM: Quote from: Nick on May 21, 2018, 05:45:33 AM
Rosa Klebb at 10.00 scared2:
Just lie back and think of eels
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Nick on May 21, 2018, 07:45:10 AM: scared2:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Nick on May 21, 2018, 09:51:26 AM: Yay, Rosa Klebb has left :thumbsup: Saw Nikita instead eyes:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Uncle Mort on May 21, 2018, 10:18:55 AM: Is your dentist the other side of the Iron Curtain?
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Nick on May 21, 2018, 10:31:51 AM: It is like the Tower of Babel :thumbsup:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Steve on May 21, 2018, 10:33:35 AM: Quote from: Nick on May 21, 2018, 09:51:26 AM
Yay, Rosa Klebb has left :thumbsup: Saw Nikita instead eyes:

scary Nikita?

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.matcoop.co.uk%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2018%2F02%2FNikita.jpg&hash=0529400f3ffefca035f85d6ffe37d634)
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Nick on May 21, 2018, 10:37:52 AM: Oh noes. SHe was very good with her hands cloud9:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Barman on May 21, 2018, 11:15:23 AM: Quote from: Uncle Mort on May 21, 2018, 10:18:55 AM
Is your dentist the other side of the Iron Curtain?

Only when she does the X-Rays... ;)
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Nick on May 21, 2018, 03:30:06 PM: SHe is a dab hand at the scale and polish. When I smile I look like a grand piano cloud9:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Barman on May 21, 2018, 03:39:06 PM: Quote from: Nick on May 21, 2018, 03:30:06 PM
SHe is a dab hand at the scale and polish. When I smile I look like a grand piano cloud9:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Nick on May 21, 2018, 03:41:30 PM: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: angry041: Angry9: Angry9: Angry9: Angry9: Angry9: Angry9:
Title: Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
Post by: Barman on May 21, 2018, 04:06:23 PM: Quote from: Nick on May 21, 2018, 03:41:30 PM
cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: angry041: Angry9: Angry9: Angry9: Angry9: Angry9: Angry9:

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