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Loan Cars
« on: November 02, 2011, 08:52:52 PM »
My Land Rover has been in the garage for two weeks now. Last week wasn't so bad as I used Woodstock's during half-term but now she is back at work I have borrowed one from the garage.

All I can say is that a Renault Clio (R reg) is a heap of shite!  cussing:





Oh and before anyone asks the problem with mine is that the Traction Control Sensors are gubbed..... spares are apparently hard to come by ...... and fooking expensive.  censored:
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Re: Loan Cars
« Reply #1 on: November 02, 2011, 08:54:45 PM »
I once got lent a Micra automatic cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
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Re: Loan Cars
« Reply #2 on: November 02, 2011, 08:58:49 PM »
Yup ~ This Clio is automatic. Not that I mind automatics but a Clio is a bit underpowered for such. Every gear change, and they are frequent, is a teeth rattling experience  Banghead
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Re: Loan Cars
« Reply #3 on: November 02, 2011, 09:01:30 PM »
Time methinks to start considering a change of motor.


Of course I should have known as soon as I gave in to Woodstock's complaints about the spare little Fiat sat on the drive and sold it the Land Rover would start giving trouble.  Wimmin! evil:
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Re: Loan Cars
« Reply #4 on: November 02, 2011, 09:37:32 PM »
Papa?  point:
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Re: Loan Cars
« Reply #5 on: November 02, 2011, 09:40:44 PM »
Nicole?  whistle:
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Re: Loan Cars
« Reply #6 on: November 02, 2011, 09:41:32 PM »
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Re: Loan Cars
« Reply #7 on: November 02, 2011, 09:44:10 PM »
I used to have a handle on life but it broke.

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Re: Loan Cars
« Reply #8 on: November 02, 2011, 09:45:26 PM »
I would. What a way to go eyes:
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Re: Loan Cars
« Reply #9 on: November 02, 2011, 09:47:06 PM »
Nicole was played by Estelle Skornik a French actress. This is she:

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« Reply #10 on: November 02, 2011, 09:50:49 PM »
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Re: Loan Cars
« Reply #11 on: November 02, 2011, 09:51:21 PM »
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Re: Loan Cars
« Reply #12 on: November 02, 2011, 09:55:50 PM »

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