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Offline Just One More

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Oh yesssss!
« on: September 29, 2020, 04:34:02 PM »
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Re: Oh yesssss!
« Reply #1 on: September 29, 2020, 04:47:28 PM »
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Re: Oh yesssss!
« Reply #2 on: September 30, 2020, 05:07:28 AM »
I WANT ONE   cloud9:

They are cool!  Thumbs:

But why not use a helicopter...?  rubschin:
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Re: Oh yesssss!
« Reply #3 on: September 30, 2020, 08:02:38 AM »
I WANT ONE   cloud9:

They are cool!  Thumbs:

But why not use a helicopter...?  rubschin:
Can't land on wonky ground? 
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Re: Oh yesssss!
« Reply #4 on: September 30, 2020, 08:31:41 AM »
I WANT ONE   cloud9:

They are cool!  Thumbs:

But why not use a helicopter...?  rubschin:
Can't land on wonky ground?

I doubt if jet-boy can either in reality... And he certainly won't be carrying loadsamedical stuff... or a stretcher or be able to recover the victim.

But a helicopter can lower a paramedic and stretcher to the victim  and winch them both up again after...

I'd be willing to bet this never gets off the ground...  ;)
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Re: Oh yesssss!
« Reply #5 on: September 30, 2020, 09:12:57 AM »
I WANT ONE   cloud9:

They are cool!  Thumbs:

But why not use a helicopter...?  rubschin:
Can't land on wonky ground?

I doubt if jet-boy can either in reality... And he certainly won't be carrying loadsamedical stuff... or a stretcher or be able to recover the victim.

But a helicopter can lower a paramedic and stretcher to the victim  and winch them both up again after...

I'd be willing to bet this never gets off the ground...  ;)
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I won't take that bet.   I can just see the report:  ' the paramedic successfully treated his wounds but unfortunately the patient died of the second degree burns from the jet eflux'
no matter how many instances of white swans we may have observed, this does not justify the conclusion that all swans are white.  (Karl Popper)

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Re: Oh yesssss!
« Reply #6 on: September 30, 2020, 09:58:19 AM »
I WANT ONE   cloud9:

They are cool!  Thumbs:

But why not use a helicopter...?  rubschin:
Can't land on wonky ground?

I doubt if jet-boy can either in reality... And he certainly won't be carrying loadsamedical stuff... or a stretcher or be able to recover the victim.

But a helicopter can lower a paramedic and stretcher to the victim  and winch them both up again after...

I'd be willing to bet this never gets off the ground...  ;)
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I won't take that bet.   I can just see the report:  ' the paramedic successfully treated his wounds but unfortunately the patient died of the second degree burns from the jet eflux'

 lol: lol: lol:
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Re: Oh yesssss!
« Reply #7 on: September 30, 2020, 10:12:33 AM »
I WANT ONE   cloud9:

They are cool!  Thumbs:

But why not use a helicopter...?  rubschin:
Can't land on wonky ground?

I doubt if jet-boy can either in reality... And he certainly won't be carrying loadsamedical stuff... or a stretcher or be able to recover the victim.

But a helicopter can lower a paramedic and stretcher to the victim  and winch them both up again after...

I'd be willing to bet this never gets off the ground...  ;)
drumroll:

I won't take that bet.   I can just see the report:  ' the paramedic successfully treated his wounds but unfortunately the patient died of the second degree burns from the jet eflux'

 lol: lol: lol:

4 of them equipped with jet packs carrying the stretcher between them you say..  rubschin:

For some strange reason Monty Python comes to mind...
You know, I used to think it was awful that life was so unfair. Then I thought, wouldn't it be much worse if life were fair, and all the terrible things that happen to us come because we actually deserve them? So, now I take great comfort in the general hostility and unfairness of the universe

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Re: Oh yesssss!
« Reply #8 on: September 30, 2020, 01:41:16 PM »
I WANT ONE   cloud9:

They are cool!  Thumbs:

But why not use a helicopter...?  rubschin:
Can't land on wonky ground?

I doubt if jet-boy can either in reality... And he certainly won't be carrying loadsamedical stuff... or a stretcher or be able to recover the victim.

But a helicopter can lower a paramedic and stretcher to the victim  and winch them both up again after...

I'd be willing to bet this never gets off the ground...  ;)
drumroll:

I won't take that bet.   I can just see the report:  ' the paramedic successfully treated his wounds but unfortunately the patient died of the second degree burns from the jet eflux'

 lol: lol: lol:

4 of them equipped with jet packs carrying the stretcher between them you say..  rubschin:

For some strange reason Monty Python comes to mind...

Or MASH... ::)
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Re: Oh yesssss!
« Reply #9 on: September 30, 2020, 02:53:48 PM »
I WANT ONE   cloud9:

They are cool!  Thumbs:

But why not use a helicopter...?  rubschin:
Can't land on wonky ground?

I doubt if jet-boy can either in reality... And he certainly won't be carrying loadsamedical stuff... or a stretcher or be able to recover the victim.

But a helicopter can lower a paramedic and stretcher to the victim  and winch them both up again after...

I'd be willing to bet this never gets off the ground...  ;)
drumroll:

I won't take that bet.   I can just see the report:  ' the paramedic successfully treated his wounds but unfortunately the patient died of the second degree burns from the jet eflux'

 lol: lol: lol:

4 of them equipped with jet packs carrying the stretcher between them you say..  rubschin:

For some strange reason Monty Python comes to mind...

Or MASH... ::)

Radar shouting JETPACK INCOMING! doesn't really have the same impact.  rubschin:
You know, I used to think it was awful that life was so unfair. Then I thought, wouldn't it be much worse if life were fair, and all the terrible things that happen to us come because we actually deserve them? So, now I take great comfort in the general hostility and unfairness of the universe