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no matter how many instances of white swans we may have observed, this does not justify the conclusion that all swans are white.  (Karl Popper)

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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #3856 on: July 17, 2021, 06:08:09 PM »
We much have done the Budweiser and Canoe joke before
no matter how many instances of white swans we may have observed, this does not justify the conclusion that all swans are white.  (Karl Popper)

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« Reply #3857 on: July 17, 2021, 06:09:05 PM »
We much have done the Budweiser and Canoe joke before

Have YOU been drinking .... rubschin:

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« Reply #3858 on: July 17, 2021, 06:25:04 PM »
Daughter: (puts down her book) What are gays?...

Me: You know mum and dad love each other, well two men can love each other the same way.....

Her: So what’s ‘penetrating gays’?...........

Me: Er… read me the whole sentence..........


Her: “She stared at him with a penetrating gaze”.......... redface:

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« Reply #3859 on: July 17, 2021, 06:29:18 PM »
Daughter: (puts down her book) What are gays?...

Me: You know mum and dad love each other, well two men can love each other the same way.....

Her: So what’s ‘penetrating gays’?...........

Me: Er… read me the whole sentence..........


Her: “She stared at him with a penetrating gaze”.......... redface:

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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #3860 on: July 18, 2021, 06:20:51 AM »


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You know, I used to think it was awful that life was so unfair. Then I thought, wouldn't it be much worse if life were fair, and all the terrible things that happen to us come because we actually deserve them? So, now I take great comfort in the general hostility and unfairness of the universe

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« Reply #3861 on: July 18, 2021, 06:35:34 AM »
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« Reply #3862 on: July 18, 2021, 12:03:29 PM »
We much have done the Budweiser and Canoe joke before

Have YOU been drinking .... rubschin:
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Keyboard dyslexia plus yes I had been drinking  redface:
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« Reply #3864 on: July 19, 2021, 08:38:24 PM »
Went for a walk with my new girlfriend and we saw two dogs mating, she said. "How does the male know when the female is ready for sex?"
I replied. "He can smell she is ready thats how nature works!"


We then walked past a sheep field and the ram was mating the yew, again my girlfreind asked how the ram knew when the yew was ready for sex.
I  replied."ts nature he can smell she is ready."


We then went past a cow field and the bull was mating the cow, my girlfriend said. "This is odd they are all at it, surely the bull can’t smell when she is ready?"
I said. "Look its nature all animals can smell when the female is ready for sex."

Anyway, after the walk I dropped her home and kissed her goodbye, she said....
 "Take care and get yourself checked for Covid 19.".....


Surprised, I asked her why she feels that way..........




She said. "I think you seem to have lost your sense of smell."......... redface:

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« Reply #3865 on: July 20, 2021, 04:35:07 AM »
Went for a walk with my new girlfriend and we saw two dogs mating, she said. "How does the male know when the female is ready for sex?"
I replied. "He can smell she is ready thats how nature works!"


We then walked past a sheep field and the ram was mating the yew, again my girlfreind asked how the ram knew when the yew was ready for sex.
I  replied."ts nature he can smell she is ready."


We then went past a cow field and the bull was mating the cow, my girlfriend said. "This is odd they are all at it, surely the bull can’t smell when she is ready?"
I said. "Look its nature all animals can smell when the female is ready for sex."

Anyway, after the walk I dropped her home and kissed her goodbye, she said....
 "Take care and get yourself checked for Covid 19.".....


Surprised, I asked her why she feels that way..........




She said. "I think you seem to have lost your sense of smell."......... redface:

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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #3866 on: July 22, 2021, 08:45:29 AM »


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You know, I used to think it was awful that life was so unfair. Then I thought, wouldn't it be much worse if life were fair, and all the terrible things that happen to us come because we actually deserve them? So, now I take great comfort in the general hostility and unfairness of the universe

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« Reply #3867 on: July 22, 2021, 08:49:08 AM »
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« Reply #3868 on: July 23, 2021, 07:52:29 AM »
You know, I used to think it was awful that life was so unfair. Then I thought, wouldn't it be much worse if life were fair, and all the terrible things that happen to us come because we actually deserve them? So, now I take great comfort in the general hostility and unfairness of the universe

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« Reply #3869 on: July 23, 2021, 07:56:28 AM »
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