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Offline Darwins Selection

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #4440 on: January 04, 2018, 11:38:54 PM »
I didn't know what to get my 9 year old scouse nephew for Christmas, so I put 20 quid in his Nan's purse

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #4442 on: January 16, 2018, 08:14:17 PM »
Not surprised Carillion has gone bust. Their last hit was Kayleigh in 1985.

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #4443 on: January 16, 2018, 08:21:50 PM »
Not surprised Carillion has gone bust. Their last hit was Kayleigh in 1985.

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #4444 on: January 16, 2018, 08:38:22 PM »
It's better than I ever even knew.  They say that the world was built for two.  Only worth living if somebody is loving you.  Baby now you do.

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #4447 on: January 17, 2018, 11:44:17 AM »
Not surprised Carillion has gone bust. Their last hit was Kayleigh in 1985.

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #4448 on: January 21, 2018, 07:46:47 AM »
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #4450 on: January 23, 2018, 09:52:53 PM »


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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #4451 on: January 23, 2018, 09:55:42 PM »
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #4452 on: January 26, 2018, 09:53:42 AM »
A man took his old duck to the Doctor, concerned because the duck wouldn't eat.
The Doctor explained to the man that as ducks age their upper bills grow down over their lower bills and make it difficult for the animal to pick up it's food.
"What you need to do is gently file the upper bill down even with the lower bill. But you must be extra careful because the duck's nostrils are located in the upper bill and if you file down too far, when the duck takes a drink of water it'll drown."
The man goes about his business and about a week later the Doctor runs into his patient.
"Well, how is that duck of yours?" the Doctor inquires.
"He's dead." declared the heartbroken man.
"I told you not to file his upper bill down too far! He took a drink of water and drowned didn't he?" insisted the Doctor.
"No." lamented the man. "I think he was dead before I took him out of the vice."
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #4454 on: January 28, 2018, 07:23:04 AM »
Just want to celebrate my nephew’s luck in keeping his apprenticeship as a roofer. Fourth day in, he was on a roof overlooking some apartments, he only spots a gorgeous attractive woman walking around her apartment naked; with him being young, the emotions took over, he only starts wanking on the roof and got caught

Anyway the boss rang him this morning, he’s told him he can start back on Monday, as longs has he’s prepared to wipe the slate clean
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