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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #2115 on: December 09, 2017, 04:04:06 PM »
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« Reply #2117 on: December 18, 2017, 03:58:05 PM »
The police phoned me to tell me my wife was in hospital....................




"How is she?" I asked........



"Very critical," replied the officer...........









"What's she fucking complaining about now?" I said.............

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« Reply #2118 on: December 18, 2017, 04:05:39 PM »
The police phoned me to tell me my wife was in hospital....................




"How is she?" I asked........



"Very critical," replied the officer...........









"What's she fucking complaining about now?" I said.............

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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #2119 on: December 18, 2017, 07:27:33 PM »
The police phoned me to tell me my wife was in hospital....................




"How is she?" I asked........



"Very critical," replied the officer...........









"What's she fucking complaining about now?" I said.............

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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #2120 on: December 18, 2017, 09:46:24 PM »
The police phoned me to tell me my wife was in hospital....................




"How is she?" I asked........



"Very critical," replied the officer...........









"What's she fucking complaining about now?" I said.............

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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #2121 on: December 20, 2017, 06:14:35 PM »
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« Reply #2122 on: December 20, 2017, 06:20:59 PM »
If attacked by a gang of clowns make sure you go for the juggler.




























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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #2123 on: January 07, 2018, 06:46:08 PM »


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« Reply #2124 on: January 07, 2018, 06:59:54 PM »
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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #2127 on: January 14, 2018, 08:35:39 AM »
I was in a Chinese restaurant last night when a duck came up to me, gave me a rose and said, "Your eyes sparkle like Diamonds"


I immediately called the waiter over and said "What the fvck is this .......???????



He said you ordered "AROMATIC duck".............. redface:

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« Reply #2128 on: January 14, 2018, 08:44:27 AM »
I was in a Chinese restaurant last night when a duck came up to me, gave me a rose and said, "Your eyes sparkle like Diamonds"


I immediately called the waiter over and said "What the fvck is this .......???????



He said you ordered "AROMATIC duck".............. redface:

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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #2129 on: January 20, 2018, 09:50:10 AM »
I've recently had an ear transplant at my local hospital and they used a pigs ear................ eeek:






I'm taking it back though because I keep getting a bit of crackling... noooo: