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Re: Broken toes
« Reply #15 on: April 27, 2009, 06:03:27 PM »
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Re: Broken toes
« Reply #16 on: April 28, 2009, 05:02:20 AM »
Little toe, left foot is the latest casualty of my wife's habit of leaving washing baskets on the fvcking landing ~ OUCH!
Not broken but badly bruised and I have only just got the nail back from the previous trip over the same basket left in a different place a couple of months ago. evil:


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Re: Broken toes
« Reply #17 on: May 05, 2009, 06:51:49 PM »
Part of the UDI from the weekend...




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Re: Broken toes
« Reply #18 on: May 06, 2009, 11:22:34 AM »
Part of the UDI from the weekend...






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Re: Broken toes
« Reply #19 on: May 06, 2009, 11:28:51 AM »
I'm so pleased to know that
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Re: Broken toes
« Reply #20 on: May 06, 2009, 12:21:23 PM »
Thought that you might be, as I know that this is a sharing caring community.
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Re: Broken toes
« Reply #21 on: May 06, 2009, 02:49:05 PM »
Part of the UDI from the weekend...





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Re: Broken toes
« Reply #22 on: May 06, 2009, 02:52:15 PM »
Part of the UDI from the weekend...





Is that a rug...?  rubschin:


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Re: Broken toes
« Reply #23 on: May 06, 2009, 08:03:27 PM »
Part of the UDI from the weekend...





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Re: Broken toes
« Reply #24 on: May 07, 2009, 05:13:25 AM »
Cheapskate ;)
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Re: Broken toes
« Reply #25 on: May 07, 2009, 07:06:15 AM »
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Re: Broken toes
« Reply #26 on: May 07, 2009, 08:20:41 AM »
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Re: Broken toes
« Reply #27 on: May 07, 2009, 09:23:17 AM »

Little toe, left foot is the latest casualty of my wife's habit of leaving washing baskets on the fvcking landing ~ OUCH!
Not broken but badly bruised and I have only just got the nail back from the previous trip over the same basket left in a different place a couple of months ago. evil:


If it's always there then why do you keep tripping over it? Surely by now it is registered as a permenant obstacle! Or at least that is what I tell Mr Wench.  redface:

I ripped the nail off my left little toe at the weekend. I stumbled on a trowel in the garden and hit the edge of the patio.  sad24:

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Re: Broken toes
« Reply #28 on: May 07, 2009, 09:26:28 AM »

Little toe, left foot is the latest casualty of my wife's habit of leaving washing baskets on the fvcking landing ~ OUCH!
Not broken but badly bruised and I have only just got the nail back from the previous trip over the same basket left in a different place a couple of months ago. evil:


If it's always there then why do you keep tripping over it? Surely by now it is registered as a permenant obstacle! Or at least that is what I tell Mr Wench.  redface:

I ripped the nail off my left little toe at the weekend. I stumbled on a trowel in the garden and hit the edge of the patio narrowly avoiding the mysterious hole which Mr Wench is working on.  sad24:
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Re: Broken toes
« Reply #29 on: May 07, 2009, 09:31:02 AM »

Little toe, left foot is the latest casualty of my wife's habit of leaving washing baskets on the fvcking landing ~ OUCH!
Not broken but badly bruised and I have only just got the nail back from the previous trip over the same basket left in a different place a couple of months ago. evil:


If it's always there then why do you keep tripping over it? Surely by now it is registered as a permenant obstacle! Or at least that is what I tell Mr Wench.  redface:

I ripped the nail off my left little toe at the weekend. I stumbled on a trowel in the garden and hit the edge of the patio.  sad24:


Yes you would have thought I had learned by now BUT she keeps moving it about and then it will vanish for several days and reappear in a new place.
I used to have a handle on life but it broke.