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Re: Weddings and funerals
« Reply #15 on: January 06, 2018, 08:45:19 PM »
eveilgrin: eveilgrin:

Not everyone gets it  whistle:

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Re: Weddings and funerals
« Reply #16 on: January 06, 2018, 08:46:35 PM »
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Re: Weddings and funerals
« Reply #17 on: January 06, 2018, 09:00:14 PM »
Anyhoo, it's rather good, especially if you like inserting macabre jokes into weddings  eveilgrin:

Let me put it this way:

if you came to lay

your sleeping head

against my arm or sleeve,

and if my arm went dead,

or if I had to take my leave

at midnight, I should rather

cleave it from the joint or seam

than make a scene

or bring you round.

There,

how does that sound?

Shite.
Exactly
Well, whatever nevermind

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Re: Weddings and funerals
« Reply #18 on: January 07, 2018, 06:08:29 PM »
I despair of engineers  noooo: noooo:
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Re: Weddings and funerals
« Reply #19 on: January 07, 2018, 09:34:12 PM »
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