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Re: The all new "Worst Christmas Present" thread
« Reply #15 on: December 25, 2015, 02:53:45 PM »
Big Sis asks me to help her set up her dashboard cam for her car.

Item 1: Insert SD Card (not included) Banghead Banghead

Rookie mistake....  noooo:

See also batteries......... noooo:

Zackly....  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Worst Christmas Present" thread
« Reply #16 on: December 25, 2015, 04:11:10 PM »
Why does she want you both out of the house? rubschin:

No the tickets are for me and her to have a girly night out  eeek:

So she bought a present for herself rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Worst Christmas Present" thread
« Reply #17 on: December 25, 2015, 04:13:06 PM »
Why does she want you both out of the house? rubschin:

No the tickets are for me and her to have a girly night out  eeek:

So she bought a present for herself rubschin:

Well the bloke takes Miss D up Old Trafford.......... rubschin:

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Re: The all new "Worst Christmas Present" thread
« Reply #18 on: December 25, 2015, 04:14:32 PM »
Too many jokes noooo:
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Re: The all new "Worst Christmas Present" thread
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Re: The all new "Worst Christmas Present" thread
« Reply #20 on: December 26, 2015, 02:10:54 PM »
Not us, but 3 families in the street have got puppies.......... noooo:  inc next door...

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Re: The all new "Worst Christmas Present" thread
« Reply #21 on: December 26, 2015, 02:34:55 PM »
Not us, but 3 families in the street have got puppies.......... noooo:  inc next door...

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Re: The all new "Worst Christmas Present" thread
« Reply #22 on: December 26, 2015, 02:36:16 PM »
Not us, but 3 families in the street have got puppies.......... noooo:  inc next door...

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They have not stopped yapping....... noooo:

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Re: The all new "Worst Christmas Present" thread
« Reply #23 on: December 26, 2015, 02:36:53 PM »
Not us, but 3 families in the street have got puppies.......... noooo:  inc next door...

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They have not stopped yapping....... noooo:

A bit like Misty then...?  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Worst Christmas Present" thread
« Reply #24 on: December 26, 2015, 02:37:35 PM »
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Re: The all new "Worst Christmas Present" thread
« Reply #25 on: December 26, 2015, 09:04:16 PM »
Oi!!!! fucktard mongwits.  evil:

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Re: The all new "Worst Christmas Present" thread
« Reply #26 on: December 27, 2015, 06:18:55 AM »
Oi!!!! fucktard mongwits.  evil:

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Re: The all new "Worst Christmas Present" thread
« Reply #27 on: December 27, 2015, 05:50:02 PM »
Oi!!!! fucktard mongwits.  evil:

Potty mouth...  noooo:

Seeing as it is you and Apey setting poor Misty off I'm surprised she was that reserved.  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Worst Christmas Present" thread
« Reply #28 on: December 27, 2015, 05:51:21 PM »
Oi!!!! fucktard mongwits.  evil:

Potty mouth...  noooo:

Seeing as it is you and Apey setting poor Misty off I'm surprised she was that reserved.  noooo:

thank you Grump. I did hold back. Mean boys.  sad24:

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Re: The all new "Worst Christmas Present" thread
« Reply #29 on: December 27, 2015, 05:53:29 PM »
Just bide your time until the next boozathon and take your revenge while they are passed out....  eveilgrin:


Some days I think the only thing keeping me from becoming homicidal is that the voices can't agree on which weapon would be the most fun.