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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #360 on: November 26, 2017, 05:11:39 AM »
It appears that his attempt will be delayed as he's been banned from launching on public land...  rubschin:

https://gizmodo.com/flat-earth-researcher-told-he-cant-blast-himself-into-t-1820735736

Yer, I could hear his sigh of relief from here!  lol:
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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #361 on: November 26, 2017, 10:22:03 AM »
It appears that his attempt will be delayed as he's been banned from launching on public land...  rubschin:

https://gizmodo.com/flat-earth-researcher-told-he-cant-blast-himself-into-t-1820735736

Yer, I could hear his sigh of relief from here!  lol:
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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #362 on: December 07, 2017, 09:37:54 PM »
So near and yet so far, couldn't you have managed to get one of these morons to turn the microwave on Mr Darwin sir...?  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5157415/YouTube-prankster-cements-head-microwave.html
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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #363 on: December 07, 2017, 10:15:56 PM »
So near and yet so far, couldn't you have managed to get one of these morons to turn the microwave on Mr Darwin sir...?  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5157415/YouTube-prankster-cements-head-microwave.html

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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #364 on: December 08, 2017, 07:03:56 AM »
So near and yet so far, couldn't you have managed to get one of these morons to turn the microwave on Mr Darwin sir...?  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5157415/YouTube-prankster-cements-head-microwave.html


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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #366 on: December 11, 2017, 07:09:55 PM »
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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #367 on: December 11, 2017, 09:03:59 PM »
Just plain fucking stupid  noooo:

And some poor sod has to go and clear up the mess
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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #368 on: January 05, 2018, 03:59:10 PM »
Some days I think the only thing keeping me from becoming homicidal is that the voices can't agree on which weapon would be the most fun.

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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #370 on: January 12, 2018, 07:55:49 PM »
How on earth did you miss this idiot Mr Darwin sir, he seems the ideal candidate.....?  eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5263959/Man-uses-open-FLAMES-hair-cut.html
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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #371 on: January 13, 2018, 08:18:25 AM »
How on earth did you miss this idiot Mr Darwin sir, he seems the ideal candidate.....?  eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5263959/Man-uses-open-FLAMES-hair-cut.html


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This is the shocking a moment a man uses an open flame to give himself a 'hair cut'.


Everything seems to shock the Daily Fail these days...  noooo:
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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #372 on: January 13, 2018, 08:52:45 AM »
How on earth did you miss this idiot Mr Darwin sir, he seems the ideal candidate.....?  eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5263959/Man-uses-open-FLAMES-hair-cut.html


Quote from: Daily Fail
This is the shocking a moment a man uses an open flame to give himself a 'hair cut'.


Everything seems to shock the Daily Fail these days...  noooo:


Perhaps, but trimming your hair with a naked flame does seem to be a little out there...  noooo:
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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #373 on: January 13, 2018, 11:43:13 AM »
How on earth did you miss this idiot Mr Darwin sir, he seems the ideal candidate.....?  eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5263959/Man-uses-open-FLAMES-hair-cut.html


Quote from: Daily Fail
This is the shocking a moment a man uses an open flame to give himself a 'hair cut'.


Everything seems to shock the Daily Fail these days...  noooo:


Perhaps, but trimming your hair with a naked flame does seem to be a little out there...  noooo:


Not shocking tho... ::)

If he'd connected himself up to a Tesla Coil to cut it - now that would be shocking!  :thumbsup:
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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #374 on: January 13, 2018, 01:35:15 PM »
If he'd connected himself up to a Tesla Coil to cut it - now that would be shocking!
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Is that some kind of low-emission contraceptive device?
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