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Re: Improvised remedies
« Reply #60 on: May 30, 2014, 05:27:55 PM »
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Re: Improvised remedies
« Reply #61 on: May 30, 2014, 05:29:16 PM »
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You've been 'blowing the horn' a lot during this trip......  whistle:
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Re: Improvised remedies
« Reply #62 on: May 30, 2014, 05:29:31 PM »
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At this rate your arse will sound like that.  noooo:

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Re: Improvised remedies
« Reply #63 on: July 29, 2014, 05:53:50 PM »
DO NOT put antiseptic hand wash in a poorly ear  noooo:
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Re: Improvised remedies
« Reply #64 on: July 29, 2014, 06:05:28 PM »
DO NOT put antiseptic hand wash in a poorly ear  noooo:

For why....?  rubschin:
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Re: Improvised remedies
« Reply #65 on: July 29, 2014, 06:08:46 PM »
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Re: Improvised remedies
« Reply #66 on: July 29, 2014, 06:54:02 PM »
no pain no gain


Can we interest you in some of that nice Mr Flemings penicillin?  Available through all good NHS outlets
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Re: Improvised remedies
« Reply #67 on: July 29, 2014, 07:02:01 PM »
It stings  evil:

Of course it's going to sting you gowk, the skin inside the ear is more sensitive due to it's nature, especially if it is inflamed. That's why they only use a saline solution when syringing  whistle:
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Re: Improvised remedies
« Reply #68 on: July 30, 2014, 05:19:28 AM »
It stings  evil:

Of course it's going to sting you gowk, the skin inside the ear is more sensitive due to it's nature, especially if it is inflamed. That's why they only use a bleach when syringing  whistle:

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Re: Improvised remedies
« Reply #69 on: July 30, 2014, 07:56:24 AM »
It stings  evil:

Of course it's going to sting you gowk, the skin inside the ear is more sensitive due to it's nature, especially if it is inflamed. That's why they only use a bleach when syringing  whistle:

 whistle:

A bleach?  ::)

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Re: Improvised remedies
« Reply #70 on: July 30, 2014, 08:06:26 AM »
It stings  evil:

Of course it's going to sting you gowk, the skin inside the ear is more sensitive due to it's nature, especially if it is inflamed. That's why they only use a bleach when syringing  whistle:

 whistle:

A bleach?  ::)

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Re: Improvised remedies
« Reply #71 on: July 30, 2014, 08:19:05 AM »
It stings  evil:

Of course it's going to sting you gowk, the skin inside the ear is more sensitive due to it's nature, especially if it is inflamed. That's why they only use a bleach when syringing  whistle:

 whistle:

A bleach?  ::)

Bog-End Comp strikes again.  noooo:

Bog Street Comprehensive if you don't mind....  evil:

My apologies. Your loyalty is touching.

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Re: Improvised remedies
« Reply #72 on: July 30, 2014, 08:22:31 AM »
He was Captain of the GIY Club  :thumbsup:
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Re: Improvised remedies
« Reply #73 on: July 30, 2014, 08:27:43 AM »
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Re: Improvised remedies
« Reply #74 on: December 30, 2017, 09:15:40 PM »
Sore swollen finger or have someone drill through it to relieve the pressure....  eeek: eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5222609/GRAPHIC-CONTENT-Man-drills-hole-wounded-finger.html
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