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Offline Steve

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Re: Improvised remedies
« Reply #30 on: February 11, 2014, 05:13:43 PM »
Mr C and I have had colds/chest infections and the like for the last couple of weeks.  We have of course struggled manfully on and not once have we mentioned it on Facebook. angel1

A week or so ago I developed earache having tried heat pads to no avail  I decided that bicarbonate of soda mixed with turmeric and warm water injected into my ear would do the trick. noooo: Shrugs: whacky115

If ever, dear reader, the same thought happens to pop into your head, please I beseech you to do all you can to banish the thought without acting upon it.

Take it from one who knows it does not work. sad24:
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How about using hair removal cream (keeping ice cream and frozen sprouts handy)
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« Reply #31 on: February 11, 2014, 05:54:59 PM »
Courtesy of BM's Amazon link another one

"DO NOT PUT ON KNOB AND BOLLOCKS, 24 Jan 2012"

http://www.amazon.co.uk/review/R231U4ZG0YDNHD/ref=cm_cr_pr_viewpnt#R231U4ZG0YDNHD

"The bollocks I knew and loved are gone now." eeek:
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Re: Improvised remedies
« Reply #32 on: February 11, 2014, 07:42:29 PM »
I have to ask Steve, just were you googling when you came across that  whistle:
Some days I think the only thing keeping me from becoming homicidal is that the voices can't agree on which weapon would be the most fun.

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« Reply #33 on: February 11, 2014, 07:53:44 PM »
I have to ask Steve, just were you googling when you came across that  whistle:
Veet Amazon uk review

I was looking to see if there was a copy and pastable version of Miss C's one so I could email it on and saw that new one  eeek:.

Go on try it yourself



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Re: Improvised remedies
« Reply #34 on: February 11, 2014, 09:59:42 PM »
I have to ask Steve, just were you googling when you came across that  whistle:
Veet Amazon uk review

I was looking to see if there was a copy and pastable version of Miss C's one so I could email it on and saw that new one  eeek:.

Go on try it yourself

With a bit of luck, he will give it a go.  Thumbs:

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« Reply #35 on: February 11, 2014, 10:11:44 PM »
I have to ask Steve, just were you googling when you came across that  whistle:
Veet Amazon uk review

I was looking to see if there was a copy and pastable version of Miss C's one so I could email it on and saw that new one  eeek:.

Go on try it yourself

With a bit of luck, he will give it a go.  Thumbs:
lol: lol: lol:

I meant the googling but maybe he has got a veeting.  Does explain the silence while he looks for tubs of ice cream
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Re: Improvised remedies
« Reply #36 on: February 11, 2014, 11:17:53 PM »
I have to ask Steve, just were you googling when you came across that  whistle:
Veet Amazon uk review

I was looking to see if there was a copy and pastable version of Miss C's one so I could email it on and saw that new one  eeek:.

Go on try it yourself

With a bit of luck, he will give it a go.  Thumbs:

After the incident with an ex girlfriend, not a feckin chance Baldio.  noooo:
Some days I think the only thing keeping me from becoming homicidal is that the voices can't agree on which weapon would be the most fun.

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Re: Improvised remedies
« Reply #37 on: February 11, 2014, 11:26:02 PM »
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« Reply #38 on: February 11, 2014, 11:42:57 PM »
Slightly inebriated ex decided one night to Immac my chest while I was asleep, unfortunately she dozed off before finishing. I woke up a while later to discover that leaving this stuff in contact with skin for a couple of hours is a really bad idea.  noooo:
Some days I think the only thing keeping me from becoming homicidal is that the voices can't agree on which weapon would be the most fun.

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« Reply #39 on: February 11, 2014, 11:50:17 PM »
Slightly inebriated ex decided one night to Immac my chest while I was asleep, unfortunately she dozed off before finishing. I woke up a while later to discover that leaving this stuff in contact with skin for a couple of hours is a really bad idea.  noooo:

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« Reply #40 on: February 12, 2014, 12:00:53 AM »
Slightly inebriated ex decided one night to Immac my chest while I was asleep, unfortunately she dozed off before finishing. I woke up a while later to discover that leaving this stuff in contact with skin for a couple of hours is a really bad idea.  noooo:

 noooo:
noooo: noooo:

It's bad enough when they rip sticky bandages off your chest but that sounds a bit traumatic Meister
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« Reply #41 on: February 12, 2014, 12:43:20 AM »
It was enough to end things between her and I  noooo:
Some days I think the only thing keeping me from becoming homicidal is that the voices can't agree on which weapon would be the most fun.

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Re: Improvised remedies
« Reply #42 on: April 09, 2014, 08:14:21 PM »
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I suppose if you are really splitting hairs dissolving the skin and bone for where the tumour is and the surrounding area could be classed as a cure but I can't see many people wanting to try it.  eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2600537/Black-salve-ointment-leaves-man-inch-wide-HOLE-head.html
Some days I think the only thing keeping me from becoming homicidal is that the voices can't agree on which weapon would be the most fun.

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Re: Improvised remedies
« Reply #43 on: April 09, 2014, 08:19:16 PM »
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I suppose if you are really splitting hairs dissolving the skin and bone for where the tumour is and the surrounding area could be classed as a cure but I can't see many people wanting to try it.  eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2600537/Black-salve-ointment-leaves-man-inch-wide-HOLE-head.html


Saw that earlier....The Bear was right with "Quacktor".

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« Reply #44 on: April 10, 2014, 08:15:18 PM »
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I suppose if you are really splitting hairs dissolving the skin and bone for where the tumour is and the surrounding area could be classed as a cure but I can't see many people wanting to try it.  eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2600537/Black-salve-ointment-leaves-man-inch-wide-HOLE-head.html


Saw that earlier....The Bear was right with "Quacktor".


So if I got a big enough bottle I could make complete people disappear into a black hole

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What to do first?  Make a list or arrange the alibis?
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