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Offline GROWLER

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The knob off crimbo thread
« on: December 23, 2012, 08:55:11 AM »
Post yer pissedooffednusswithallthisutterlyoverelyxcitedshite observations in 'ere. eveilgrin:  evil:

if I hear just ONE more 'kin 'seasonal song'  sick2: on the bastard radio, it'll be loudspeakering itself on another bastard planet. Angry9:

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Re: The knob off crimbo thread
« Reply #1 on: December 23, 2012, 09:14:40 AM »
Suppiose I'm going to have to go out and get sneezed and coughed all over by the great overly excited pushing shoving greedy nasty unwashed tomorrow, and buy a few more bits of last minute and probably unappreciated 'traditional' tat and shite. Banghead

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Re: The knob off crimbo thread
« Reply #2 on: December 23, 2012, 09:18:13 AM »
Chicken for dinner I said 'cus I'm sick of paying obscene money for a poor bastard terkeee. eeek:

Over ruled 3/1...as usual. ::)

Cock off then and buy it yerself was my quick retort. :thumbsup:

Bought meself a 'The Asda' Smart Price chicky for one. cloud9:

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Re: The knob off crimbo thread
« Reply #3 on: December 23, 2012, 09:21:14 AM »
Being imprisoned here in G Towers for a whole day, cus apparently.....it's traditional and the right thing to do to spend precious time with your family...alledgedly, so I've been TOLD. eeek:

How come I spend the other 364 days out of 365 generally on me own 'ere then ey? Shrugs:

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Re: The knob off crimbo thread
« Reply #4 on: December 23, 2012, 09:23:23 AM »


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Re: The knob off crimbo thread
« Reply #5 on: December 23, 2012, 09:25:31 AM »
Wrapping tat and shite up in obscenly priced 'seasonal' wrapping paper. evil:

As John Bishop sez, geezers class wrapping prezzies as being wrapped up by moving them from one plassy bag to another. :thumbsup:

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Re: The knob off crimbo thread
« Reply #6 on: December 23, 2012, 09:27:18 AM »


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You can sod off too, ho bloody bastard 'kin HO! evil:

Haven't you gorra mountain of turnips to be peeling or summat, or is that menial task passed down to the servants there at Darwin Castle? ::)

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Re: The knob off crimbo thread
« Reply #7 on: December 23, 2012, 09:33:13 AM »


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You can sod off too, ho bloody bastard 'kin HO! evil:

Haven't you gorra mountain of turnips to be peeling or summat, or is that menial task passed down to the servants there at Darwin Castle? ::)


Never handle vegetables, look what happened to Mr Savile.  noooo:
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Re: The knob off crimbo thread
« Reply #8 on: December 23, 2012, 09:34:07 AM »
Advent piggin' calenders. Shrugs:
WTF is THAT/THEY all about then ey? Banghead

Absolute load of bollox. Banghead

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Re: The knob off crimbo thread
« Reply #9 on: December 23, 2012, 09:37:52 AM »
This is a disappointment. From the title I thought you were planning on having a sex-change operation  eeek:

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Re: The knob off crimbo thread
« Reply #10 on: December 23, 2012, 09:38:09 AM »
Advent piggin' calenders. Shrugs:
WTF is THAT/THEY all about then ey? Banghead

Absolute load of bollox. Banghead

They are all Mayan and stop dead on 24th December.  scared2:
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Re: The knob off crimbo thread
« Reply #11 on: December 23, 2012, 09:39:09 AM »
This is a disappointment. From the title I thought you were planning on having a sex-change operation  eeek:

Or butter on the seasonal cake.  whistle:
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Re: The knob off crimbo thread
« Reply #12 on: December 23, 2012, 09:48:14 AM »
This is a disappointment. From the title I thought you were planning on having a sex-change operation  eeek:

May as well have with the total lack of activity in the underpants dept this last few years. Banghead

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Re: The knob off crimbo thread
« Reply #13 on: December 23, 2012, 09:51:52 AM »
Well you's lot be all ho ho bloody jolly then if that's what floats yer boat. ::)

I'm going to be exceeeeeeeeedingly 'appy being the miserable owld bad tempered grumpy bastard that I am what makes me SSSSSSO joyous. cloud9:

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Re: The knob off crimbo thread
« Reply #14 on: December 23, 2012, 09:56:36 AM »
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