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Title: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Snoopy on September 10, 2009, 10:08:12 AM
I have met a lot of people over the years who do believe that their dreams, in fact all dreams, have a deeper meaning. I have read books devoted to the subject but I confess I am very sceptical (skeptical for any Yanks reading this) about that theory. Certainly some psychiatrists believe that they can determine your mental health (or lack of it) through discussion of your dreams. I was asked to keep a diary of my dreams by one psychologist when I was in counselling following the implantation of the ICD and apparently I was not alone in needing this help to deal with the situation.

Anywhoo, as posted elsewhere, last night I had a dream that left the word Jaunty in my head.

The dream itself involved me working in a large department store where we (the staff) were preparing for Christmas and I was one of several people involved in setting up the Nativity themed display. Various fabrics and items of clothing were being dragged out of a store cupboard and we were assigning them to "dress" the various characters. A pink and mauve "candy striped" piece of fabric was drawn out of a box and the suggestion made that it would be ideal for one of the shepherds. Someone else said "surely that's too jaunty for a shepherd" and I said "Who the f*ck ever heard of a jaunty shepherd?"

Then I woke up busting for a pee.

So any amateur psychologists want to have a go at that one?

I cannot remember ever using the word jaunty before, certainly it is not in my regular lexicon. I have worked in a department store but that was back in 1969 and only for a very short period.

I am not currently taking any prescription drugs that are known to induce dreams although I have in the past but that is a tale for another post.
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Nick on September 10, 2009, 10:09:41 AM
I like dreams and since they must originate in our own sleepy heads they must relate to us in some way.

I wonder how blind people dream  rubschin:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 10, 2009, 10:14:29 AM
I can actually not determine if I dream in colour or black or white.... rubschin:

As for meanings...I know I dream a lot more when I am anxious , excited, and sleep deprived.

Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Nick on September 10, 2009, 10:17:38 AM
I do colour. BM does Blu-ray  noooo:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Landlady on September 11, 2009, 05:33:08 PM
I do colour. BM does Blu-ray  noooo:

I'm not sure if I do colour or not - maybe BM only dreamed his Blu-Ray  eeek:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Barman on September 11, 2009, 07:34:00 PM
 noooo:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Pastis on September 11, 2009, 07:38:44 PM
The last words in a dream I woke from this morning were:

"And don't forget Polly's birthday, will you?"  I spent the first hour awake trying to figure out who it might be  redface:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 11, 2009, 07:40:31 PM
Polly perhaps  rubschin:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Pastis on September 11, 2009, 07:54:04 PM
Polly perhaps  rubschin:

 doh:  I don't err, know a Polly!
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 11, 2009, 07:54:50 PM
Do you know a parrot then  rubschin:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Pastis on September 11, 2009, 07:58:27 PM
Come to think of it, I did once. Her name wasn't Polly though  rubschin:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 11, 2009, 08:02:41 PM
Word association tho my dear man  whistle:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 11, 2009, 09:30:30 PM
The last words in a dream I woke from this morning were:

"And don't forget Polly's birthday, will you?"  I spent the first hour awake trying to figure out who it might be  redface:

You are telling yourself to clean the paintbrushes
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Nick on September 12, 2009, 10:08:20 AM
I dreamt that I was dreaming last night  whacky115
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Barman on September 12, 2009, 10:10:47 AM
I dreamt that I was dreaming last night  whacky115
What makes you think you are awake now...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Nick on September 12, 2009, 10:11:20 AM
I just checked in the mirror. It seemed to be me. Unless I dreamt it  rubschin:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 12, 2009, 11:05:05 AM
Why do you sleep like a log  rubschin: - as that's what I did last night .

No dreams though  noooo:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Barman on September 12, 2009, 11:08:58 AM
Woodworm?
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 12, 2009, 11:13:54 AM
No - I'm structurally stable  whistle:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on September 12, 2009, 11:20:32 AM
I just checked in the mirror. It seemed to be me. Unless I dreamt it  rubschin:


You might somehow have inadvertently stumbled into a horrible Dallas time line continuum.  Are you wearing a Stetson or very wide shoulder pads? scared2:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 12, 2009, 12:23:20 PM
I just checked in the mirror. It seemed to be me. Unless I dreamt it  rubschin:

Hit yourself with something heavy and see if it hurts.
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Nick on September 12, 2009, 12:24:47 PM
Good plan.
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Barman on September 12, 2009, 02:14:01 PM
Good plan.
Alternatively, when you get off the plane in Pafos I'll hit you with a lump of six-be-three...  whistle:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Nick on September 12, 2009, 02:36:56 PM
 sad24:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 12, 2009, 03:32:56 PM
sad24:

There, there. He didn't mean it. happy100










He probably meant 100x50mm
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Barman on September 12, 2009, 03:39:19 PM
sad24:

There, there. He didn't mean it. happy100










He probably meant 100x50mm
Nonsense!  ::)












Four-be-two is a bit cumbersome.
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 22, 2009, 07:13:29 AM
I dreamt last night that I died in a horrible way ....what does this mean  scared2:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Barman on October 22, 2009, 08:13:37 AM
I dreamt last night that I died in a horrible way ....what does this mean  scared2:
How horrible...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 22, 2009, 08:14:31 AM
Really horrible......it took ages and I was aware of everything  cry:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Barman on October 22, 2009, 08:20:52 AM
Really horrible......it took ages and I was aware of everything  cry:
You're stringing this out aren't you...?  ::)

Tell us the gory details...  Sinister:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 22, 2009, 08:26:39 AM
No  sad24:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Barman on October 22, 2009, 08:42:09 AM
 happy100

Tell Uncle Barman all about it...
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 22, 2009, 09:15:38 AM
I dreamt last night that I died in a horrible way ....what does this mean  scared2:


You are going to be a stand-up comic?


or

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/La_petite_mort (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/La_petite_mort)

 whistle:

Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 22, 2009, 09:44:35 AM
 eeek:

It certainly wasn't pleasurable  noooo:

Something must be dead inside me then  rubschin:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Barman on October 22, 2009, 10:04:47 AM
eeek:

It certainly wasn't pleasurable  noooo:

Something must be dead inside me then  rubschin:
Something you ate perhaps?
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Snoopy on October 22, 2009, 03:26:51 PM
To dream of death, some say, is to foretell of a birth.
Conversely to dream of a birth is reckoned to foretell of a death.
To dream of your own death but to wake up means you have nothing to worry about.
To dream of your own death and not wake up and it's curtains.

My ex used to believe all that sort of shite. Touch wood I have never been superstitious.
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 22, 2009, 04:24:02 PM
 lol:

Maybe it's the birth of a new me then  rubschin:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: tel on October 23, 2009, 08:52:02 AM
I dreamed that it was Sunday and was ready for a full breakfast when I woke up.

Why is it Friday?

I'm not sure that I can settle for cornflakes now.
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 16, 2010, 08:27:50 AM
I dreamt last night that I was filming a pop video thing on the beach at Rio

Sounds promising when put like that, however it was being filmed at dusk and no one else was on the beach except for the production crew and the ensemble.

I was part of the dance line up and there were about 20 of us prancing around this woman who was the famous star. I was most unhappy because we all had sky blue body paint covering us from head to foot and these horrible little dresses on that were most uncomfortable because they were angular, spikey etc

We kept having to run into the waves and do this dance routine and when we finished we could go to Carnival. However I then threw a wobbly because I didn't want to go wearing blue body paint so kept mucking up the routine  rubschin:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Just One More on January 16, 2010, 08:36:56 AM
Smurfette


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 whistle:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 16, 2010, 08:49:02 AM
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO    eeek:

This was far more tasteful than a smurf song  rubschin:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Barman on January 16, 2010, 08:52:05 AM
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO    eeek:

This was far more tasteful than a smurf song  rubschin:

Wombles...?
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 16, 2010, 09:04:58 AM
No, no,no,no,no,no ,no

It was meant to be 'artisitic' or so the Director kept saying - I thought it looked ridiculous and was obviously not happy about this ...my dress resembled something more along the lines of a rubber pufffer fish suit  rubschin:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Pirate on January 16, 2010, 09:47:42 AM
Porn video?
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 16, 2010, 09:49:17 AM
Not that kind of blue movie either  lol:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Snoopy on January 16, 2010, 09:54:41 AM
Did you have cheese for supper?
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 16, 2010, 09:56:50 AM
Did you have cheese for supper?
Danish Blue?
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 16, 2010, 09:59:05 AM
Did you have cheese for supper?

No  sad24:

Cheese = fat  cloud9:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Pirate on January 16, 2010, 10:13:08 PM
Snoopy, Nick and Growler go camping up the 'ill in their new tent.

After a night's sleep, Snoopy sleeping on the left of the tent wakes up in a cold sweat and tells the others "I had the most horrible nightmare that somebody was trying to pull my dick off!"

Growler, sleeping on the right says "Weird! I had the exact same dream!"

Nick, sleeping in the middle says "I had a dream that I was skiing ..."
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Barman on January 17, 2010, 07:14:34 AM
Snoopy, Nick and Growler go camping up the 'ill in their new tent.

After a night's sleep, Snoopy sleeping on the left of the tent wakes up in a cold sweat and tells the others "I had the most horrible nightmare that somebody was trying to pull my dick off!"

Growler, sleeping on the right says "Weird! I had the exact same dream!"

Nick, sleeping in the middle says "I had a dream that I was skiing ..."
noooo:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Snoopy on January 17, 2010, 10:28:52 AM
Snoopy, Nick and Growler go camping up the 'ill in their new tent.

After a night's sleep, Snoopy sleeping on the left of the tent wakes up in a cold sweat and tells the others "I had the most horrible nightmare that somebody was trying to pull my dick off!"

Growler, sleeping on the right says "Weird! I had the exact same dream!"

Nick, sleeping in the middle says "I had a dream that I was skiing ..."


I didn't laugh th first time I heard that joke............ in about 1956
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on January 27, 2010, 05:11:24 AM
If you are dreaming it means you're asleep. whistle:












I am doing neither. sad24:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Just One More on January 27, 2010, 05:46:08 AM
 happy100

How many are there Miss C


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Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Barman on January 27, 2010, 06:46:04 AM
Not being able to sleep is a nightmare... oh, hold on tho...  rubschin:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 27, 2010, 08:17:01 PM
I had a weird dream last night

I was in the garden of a house and they were having some kind of BBQ  / garden party .

Except in the garden there were lots of flower beds around the perimeter of the hoooge garden. The borders of the flower beds were all guarded by rows and rows of different coloured wheelie bins. Except they all had a different plaque on each one. On closer inspection it appeared these were the name of deceased people and their ashes were contained within the wheelie bins. I was most upset because there was no order to how they were lined up and went about rearranging the bin coffins  rubschin:

Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Nick on January 27, 2010, 08:31:31 PM
Nurse! The screens!
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 27, 2010, 09:14:44 PM
I had a weird dream last night

I was in the garden of a house and they were having some kind of BBQ  / garden party .

Except in the garden there were lots of flower beds around the perimeter of the hoooge garden. The borders of the flower beds were all guarded by rows and rows of different coloured wheelie bins. Except they all had a different plaque on each one. On closer inspection it appeared these were the name of deceased people and their ashes were contained within the wheelie bins. I was most upset because there was no order to how they were lined up and went about rearranging the bin coffins  rubschin:

What was the weird part?
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 27, 2010, 09:17:12 PM
Coffin OCD .....I will stay away from graveyards in case I want to rearrange all the tombstones into alphabetical order  lol:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 27, 2010, 09:19:54 PM
CDO
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 27, 2010, 09:35:28 PM
 8)
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Pastis on January 27, 2010, 11:24:51 PM
You could set up a SleepTalkingWoman blog  razz:

http://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php?topic=7277.0
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 28, 2010, 08:29:57 AM
But then someone would have to listen to me when I sleep  scared2:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 28, 2010, 08:53:38 AM
But then someone would have to listen to me

 happy100
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Pastis on January 28, 2010, 07:31:03 PM
But then someone would have to listen to me when I sleep  scared2:

Voice activated recorder  8)
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 28, 2010, 07:45:49 PM
I think perhaps it's safer if I don't talk in my sleep  lol:

Some might argue the same for when I'm awake as well
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Pastis on January 28, 2010, 07:52:28 PM
Surely not  ;)
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 01, 2010, 08:15:20 AM
I dreamt I was due to be executed in a gas chamber last night ...but they could only do this in batches of 5 and there was only me and some other person I didn't know left so we had to wait for more to arrive  sad24: sad24: sad24:

Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on February 01, 2010, 09:21:04 AM
 happy100  That's horrible.
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 01, 2010, 09:25:57 AM
I will take from that that 5 is not my lucky number  lol:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Barman on February 01, 2010, 09:27:27 AM
I dreamt I was due to be executed in a gas chamber last night ...but they could only do this in batches of 5 and there was only me and some other person I didn't know left so we had to wait for more to arrive  sad24: sad24: sad24:



That's terrible!  eeek:

They should have more lined up so that the next batch can go straight in - don't they realise how inefficient it is to have you waiting around...?  noooo:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Uncle Mort on February 01, 2010, 09:30:37 AM
Indeed, I bet they weren't Germans.  eeek:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Nick on February 01, 2010, 09:36:32 AM
I dreamt I was due to be executed in a gas chamber last night ...but they could only do this in batches of 5 and there was only me and some other person I didn't know left so we had to wait for more to arrive  sad24: sad24: sad24:



That's terrible!  eeek:

They should have more lined up so that the next batch can go straight in - don't they realise how inefficient it is to have you waiting around...?  noooo:
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Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 01, 2010, 09:40:25 AM
Indeed, I bet they weren't Germans.  eeek:

 lol:

 rubschin:

I was in a foreign country , not Germany though - it was just all very grey  noooo:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Nick on February 01, 2010, 09:40:54 AM
Wales?
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 01, 2010, 11:43:03 AM
I dreamt I was due to be executed in a gas chamber last night ...but they could only do this in batches of 5 and there was only me and some other person I didn't know left so we had to wait for more to arrive  sad24: sad24: sad24:

I am sure a resourceful young lady like you could have filled the space and produced enough gas to make up for the other 3.
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Nick on February 02, 2010, 08:34:07 AM
I spent all last night trying to revise for my A levels  noooo:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 02, 2010, 08:48:10 AM
 lol: lol: lol:

I had a really bizarre dream which I am not prepared to disclose  redface:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Pirate on February 02, 2010, 08:56:04 AM
 Popcorn: Popcorn:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 02, 2010, 08:57:10 AM
 shutup:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Nick on February 02, 2010, 08:59:15 AM
 Popcorn: Popcorn: Popcorn: Popcorn: Popcorn:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 02, 2010, 09:33:43 AM
 Popcorn: Popcorn: Popcorn: Popcorn: Popcorn:
 Popcorn: Popcorn: Popcorn: Popcorn: Popcorn:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Pirate on February 02, 2010, 09:17:01 PM
 Popcorn: Popcorn: Popcorn:

Still here ;)
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 02, 2010, 09:20:51 PM
You're a very patient man  - I thought they were extinct these days  lol:

Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Pirate on February 02, 2010, 09:28:45 PM
.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wy97lOwvECs (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wy97lOwvECs)
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Nick on February 03, 2010, 07:45:25 AM
Well when I did finally get to sleep I dreamt I had to ride a seven seater tricycle from Edgware to Lincoln. I had six passengers with loads of luggage. One was a naked fortune teller  rubschin:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Barman on February 03, 2010, 07:46:13 AM
Well when I did finally get to sleep I dreamt I had to ride a seven seater tricycle from Edgware to Lincoln. I had six passengers with loads of luggage. One was a naked fortune teller  rubschin:

 whacky115
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Pirate on February 03, 2010, 08:57:12 AM
I dreamt that I was at a dinner party with a fantastic young woman, very pretty and slim. We were going back to her place after dinner. (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsmiley-love031.gif&hash=4d393203c4a07f015dcac2a8d01a23f6) (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php). For some reason I had arranged for my ex-wife to pick us up from the party. When my ex-wife arrived, my pretty escort had turned into an old plain woman  sad32:

Woke up then thankfully, before this old woman got her hands on me
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Nick on February 03, 2010, 08:58:58 AM
Did you wake up screaming?
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Pirate on February 03, 2010, 09:05:13 AM
I wasn't very happy that my pretty girl had turned into an old woman...obviously the ex-wife's fault  evil:

 rubschin: The ex-wife looked quite tasty actually  eyes:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on February 03, 2010, 09:06:22 AM
You're a very patient man  - I thought they were extinct these days  lol:



Miss D be very carefull, I think that you will find that Pirate is just a patient. whacky115
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Pirate on February 03, 2010, 09:10:29 AM
You're a very patient man  - I thought they were extinct these days  lol:



Miss D be very carefull, I think that you will find that Pirate is just a patient. whacky115

 evil:

 happy001
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 03, 2010, 11:10:57 AM
You're a very patient man  - I thought they were extinct these days  lol:



Miss D be very carefull, I think that you will find that Pirate is just a patient. whacky115

The entire ward is awaiting the details of the Miss D dream.
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Barman on February 03, 2010, 11:57:40 AM
Have I told you about my Abba dream...?  whistle:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on February 03, 2010, 11:59:54 AM
Nooo I don't think that you have does it involve ripping your skirt off and sequins?













If not prolly best not to bother. whistle:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 03, 2010, 03:00:17 PM
I dreamt that I was at a dinner party with a fantastic young woman, very pretty and slim. We were going back to her place after dinner. ([url]https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsmiley-love031.gif&hash=4d393203c4a07f015dcac2a8d01a23f6[/url]) ([url]http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php[/url]). For some reason I had arranged for my ex-wife to pick us up from the party. When my ex-wife arrived, my pretty escort had turned into an old plain woman  sad32:

Woke up then thankfully, before this old woman got her hands on me


Has guilt written all over this one  whistle:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Barman on February 03, 2010, 03:01:29 PM
Nooo I don't think that you have does it involve ripping your skirt off and sequins?













If not prolly best not to bother. whistle:

 evil:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Barman on February 03, 2010, 06:23:32 PM
Who was this then...?  rubschin:

And I find it kind of funny
I find it kind of sad
The dreams in which I'm dyin'
Are the best I've ever had
I find it hard to tell you
'Cause I find it hard to take
When people run in circles
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 03, 2010, 06:34:03 PM
Who was this then...?  rubschin:

And I find it kind of funny
I find it kind of sad
The dreams in which I'm dyin'
Are the best I've ever had
I find it hard to tell you
'Cause I find it hard to take
When people run in circles


Was it Michael Barrymore?
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 03, 2010, 07:11:18 PM
Tears for Fears - Mad World
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Barman on February 03, 2010, 08:01:23 PM
Who was this then...?  rubschin:

And I find it kind of funny
I find it kind of sad
The dreams in which I'm dyin'
Are the best I've ever had
I find it hard to tell you
'Cause I find it hard to take
When people run in circles


Was it Michael Barrymore?

 drumroll:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Barman on February 03, 2010, 08:01:50 PM
Tears for Fears - Mad World

You couldn't let me win could you...?  evil:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 03, 2010, 08:11:50 PM
You asked a question , I answered

 ::)
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Post by: Barman on February 03, 2010, 09:01:01 PM
You asked a question , I answered

 ::)

The Internet is wonderful eh...?  ::)
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 03, 2010, 09:12:24 PM
I actually knew that one.....granted it was a bit lonely in the grey cells with not much other information in there to keep it company but I knew it would come in use one day  evil:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Barman on February 03, 2010, 09:12:53 PM
I actually knew that one.....granted it was a bit lonely in the grey cells with not much other information in there to keep it company but I knew it would come in use one day  evil:

Of course...  Liar:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Nick on February 12, 2010, 08:42:17 AM
I am knackered after a bizzy night of over-realistic dreaming.  noooo:

I had to read a mahoosive book for some exam or other, but kept getting interrupted.

The baby I rescued as it tumbled into the river came back to life, but it ought not to have been coxing a rowing eight to begin with  noooo:

The ambulance crrew were very nice, even though one had a foot where his right hand ought to have been  eeek:

And my invention of the Arran knit hooded boiler suit caught on amazingly amongst the yoof, despite my dad's rage at the stoopidity of the idea.

I think this combination of pills is not good  noooo:


PS And what was all that stuff about the inflatable ostrich?  rubschin:
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 12, 2010, 09:05:24 AM
All that in one night  eeek:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Nick on February 12, 2010, 09:07:33 AM
I'd go back to bed but I am scared of what might happen  scared2:
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Post by: Darwins Selection on February 12, 2010, 09:57:58 AM
I'd go back to bed but I am scared of what might happen  scared2:

You might puncture your ostrich.
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Just One More on February 12, 2010, 07:23:36 PM
 ;D ;D ;D Another coffee spraying moment brought to you by Darwin
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Nick on February 13, 2010, 08:35:39 AM
A wild night with Delia the rampant librarian  surrender:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Barman on February 13, 2010, 08:48:19 AM
A wild night with Delia Smith the rampant cook surrender:

 noooo:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 15, 2010, 08:27:44 AM
I dreamt I bought a bottle of wine for ?70 and felt really guilty about spending this sort of money on liquid but that it tasted amazing.......there were other people and other events going on ..but really the wine was the focus of the drea,  redface: redface: redface:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Barman on February 15, 2010, 08:32:21 AM
I dreamt I designed some amazing new plane...

Then there was a group of us at a party...

Then I was riding a horse along a beach...

I don't normally remember my dreams...  rubschin:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Nick on February 15, 2010, 08:34:26 AM
I spent the night on a Routemaster with Robert Peston  rubschin:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Barman on February 15, 2010, 08:42:04 AM
I spent the night on a Routemaster with Robert Peston  rubschin:

This is the dreams thread...  ::)
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Pirate on February 15, 2010, 10:28:56 AM
I dreamt I designed some amazing new plane...

Then there was a group of us at a party...

Then I was riding a horse along a beach...



the horseman of the apocalypse

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Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Barman on February 15, 2010, 10:32:00 AM
 rubschin:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Bar Wench on February 15, 2010, 08:38:43 PM
My nicotine patches give peculiar very realistic dreams. I no likey.
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Nick on February 15, 2010, 08:42:15 PM
 Popcorn:

Like you are in bed wth Mr Wench and he is snoring in a Welsh accent  noooo:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Bar Wench on February 15, 2010, 08:43:18 PM
That is just my sad reality.  noooo:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Barman on February 16, 2010, 06:14:28 AM
I had a dream last night about that bloke from Coronation Street....  noooo:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Nick on February 16, 2010, 06:18:18 AM
Gay boy  point:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Barman on February 16, 2010, 06:18:52 AM
Gay boy  point:

It wasn't THAT sort of dream....  ::)
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Snoopy on February 16, 2010, 12:26:45 PM
My nicotine patches give peculiar very realistic dreams. I no likey.

Useless things ~ I wore one on each arm and still smoked 40 a day. Will power  is the only answer. There is no substitute for a ciggy.
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 16, 2010, 09:24:46 PM
My nicotine patches give peculiar very realistic dreams. I no likey.

Useless things ~ I wore one on each arm and still smoked 40 a day. Will power  is the only answer. There is no substitute for a ciggy.

Your three favourite things:

A drink before and a cigarette after.
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Nick on March 14, 2010, 06:14:49 AM
I seem to have spent the entire night repairing my Mum's bike. I am exhausted now. evil:
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Post by: Just One More on March 14, 2010, 06:30:06 AM
Tyred?
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Barman on March 14, 2010, 06:54:51 AM
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Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 14, 2010, 11:49:15 AM
I seem to have spent the entire night repairing my Mum's bike. I am exhausted now. evil:


You should have geared yourself up for it. noooo:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Snoopy on March 14, 2010, 11:50:10 AM
I seem to have spent the entire night repairing my Mum's bike. I am exhausted now. evil:


You should have geared yourself up for it. noooo:

Trust you to put your spoke in
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Barman on March 14, 2010, 11:50:48 AM
Oh dear... another chain reaction...  noooo:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Snoopy on March 14, 2010, 12:16:39 PM
Here we go ~ all the old jokes being wheeled out.
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Barman on March 14, 2010, 12:21:13 PM
Here we go ~ all the old jokes being wheeled out.

You're admin - you could put a brake on it...
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Snoopy on March 14, 2010, 12:22:16 PM
We are indeed the hub of the place
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Barman on March 14, 2010, 12:23:43 PM
We are indeed the hub of the place

We have to pedal quite hard sometimes to keep it all going tho...
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Snoopy on March 14, 2010, 01:04:47 PM
Indeed ......... we will need to pump up the action from time to time.
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Barman on March 14, 2010, 01:13:43 PM
People need an escape valve eh...?
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 14, 2010, 01:45:27 PM
These topic deviations make me cross. Bar the culprits I say.
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Barman on March 14, 2010, 01:46:57 PM
These topic deviations make me cross. Bar the culprits I say.

I think we're saddled with them Darwin...  noooo:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 14, 2010, 01:52:51 PM
These topic deviations make me cross. Bar the culprits I say.

I think we're saddled with them Darwin...  noooo:
They need a clip round the ear.  noooo:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Snoopy on March 14, 2010, 01:58:54 PM
I'm just a cog in the matter.
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 14, 2010, 02:01:26 PM
I see myself as a spokesman for the other VP'ers
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Nick on March 14, 2010, 02:03:07 PM
Tonight I will aim to dream about something more sensible  evil:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 14, 2010, 02:03:50 PM
Tonight I will aim to dream about something more sensible  evil:

Mr Kipling Steam Fair?
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Nick on March 14, 2010, 02:04:07 PM
 cussing:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Barman on March 14, 2010, 02:19:37 PM
Tonight I will aim to dream about something more sensible  evil:

Mr Kipling Steam Fair?

That threw a spanner in the works Darwin!
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 14, 2010, 02:50:42 PM
Tonight I will aim to dream about something more sensible  evil:

Get yourself well oiled and you won't dream at all. angel1
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Nick on March 15, 2010, 07:21:47 AM
Hallucinogenically Vivid vast party in an ever expanding house. Absolutely chock full of people from every phase of my life. Most disturbing  eek:  eeek: Woke up in a cold sweat
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Pirate on March 15, 2010, 07:59:01 AM
I spent the night trying to get an old coal boiler going
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Barman on March 15, 2010, 08:07:04 AM
I spent the night trying to get an old coal boiler going

 shutup:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 15, 2010, 08:49:14 AM
I spent the night trying to get an old coal boiler going

Was it in a cake shop perchance?
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Nick on March 16, 2010, 09:19:22 AM
Horrid vertigo nightmare  eeek:. Vast flights of transparent steps. Woke up yelling  scared2:
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Post by: Snoopy on March 16, 2010, 09:23:21 AM
I worry about you mate, I really do  noooo:
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Post by: Uncle Mort on March 16, 2010, 09:25:04 AM
I've had some nasty dreams since I've been in here drugged up to the eyeballs.
 eeek:
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Post by: Snoopy on March 16, 2010, 09:27:28 AM
If they are giving you anything to control heart rhythm then I am not surprised. Amiodarone used to give me real nightmares when I was on that.
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Nick on March 25, 2010, 07:50:23 AM
Last night the Rolling Stones transformed themselves into a brass band  eeek:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Barman on March 25, 2010, 07:57:50 AM
I had a weird dream last night... got me thinking about the meaning of dreams and stuff....  rubschin:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Nick on March 25, 2010, 07:58:47 AM
 Popcorn:
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Post by: Barman on March 25, 2010, 08:05:01 AM
Popcorn:

i need to have a think about it to put it into werds like....
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Snoopy on March 25, 2010, 09:38:31 AM
Popcorn:

i need to have a think about it to put it into werds like....

After you have put your PJs in the wash then  whistle:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Nick on March 25, 2010, 09:39:39 AM
Popcorn:

i need to have a think about it to put it into werds like....

After you have put your PJs in the wash then  whistle:
happy001
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Nick on March 27, 2010, 07:14:40 AM
Something involving terrapins  rubschin:
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Post by: Darwins Selection on March 27, 2010, 07:44:45 AM
Something involving terrapins  rubschin:

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Post by: Just One More on March 27, 2010, 07:58:18 AM
Something involving terrapins  rubschin:


Prolly means you're moving house.  They  (http://www.terrapin-ltd.co.uk/php/home/index.php) handed over my new offices yesterday  cloud9:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Nick on March 27, 2010, 08:26:11 AM
Oddly enough, that is a distinct possibility  rubschin:
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Post by: Just One More on March 27, 2010, 08:55:44 AM
Oddly enough, that is a distinct possibility  rubschin:

Which section of the page were you looking at? Custody or caring?  point:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Nick on March 27, 2010, 09:01:57 AM
 evil:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 04, 2010, 06:28:02 AM
I had a dream about a shopping trolley eeek:
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Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on April 04, 2010, 06:51:43 AM
I had a dream about a shopping trolley eeek:

I had dreams about them too! Think I was pregnant at the time.  whistle:
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 04, 2010, 06:56:25 AM
 eeek:

 scared2:
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Post by: Just One More on April 04, 2010, 07:54:54 AM
It might be more than one  scared2:

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Post by: Nick on April 04, 2010, 07:57:04 AM
Some babbies  cloud9:
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 05, 2010, 06:28:35 AM
I was a park designer, not a theme park but a park , park

Wasn't happy with the number of entrances and the fact that this was simple to find if you accessed through certain streets but if you didn't it had an inner circle kind of arrangement.

Lots of opposition from the locals about having a park in their vicinity as well.

 ::) ::) ::)
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Post by: Barman on April 05, 2010, 06:30:35 AM
I was a park designer, not a theme park but a park , park

Wasn't happy with the number of entrances and the fact that this was simple to find if you accessed through certain streets but if you didn't it had an inner circle kind of arrangement.

Lots of opposition from the locals about having a park in their vicinity as well.

 ::) ::) ::)

Tough night then....?  noooo:
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 05, 2010, 06:34:48 AM
I really should start drinking again   lol:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Barman on April 05, 2010, 07:41:16 AM
I really should start drinking again   lol:

There's your problem right there....  noooo:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Nick on May 17, 2010, 06:30:06 AM
I opened a restaurant last night. It was called "The Band Wagon" for some reason. It had two distinctive features: nothing was ever cleaned and all the staff had to dress as characters from the Muppets.  rubschin:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Barman on May 17, 2010, 06:33:42 AM
I opened a restaurant last night. It was called "The Band Wagon" for some reason. It had two distinctive features: nothing was ever cleaned and all the staff had to dress as characters from the Muppets.  rubschin:

That rings a bell...  rubschin:
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 17, 2010, 07:10:32 AM
I dreamt I was on a flight directed to an airport called Perno   lol:

It was in the middle of nowhere . I had to walk into small villages and try and find someone who understood me and could help me get where I needed to.
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Nick on May 17, 2010, 07:44:58 AM
I doubt your yearning to be understood will ever be fulfilled  noooo:
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Post by: Barman on May 17, 2010, 07:46:53 AM
Ever the optimist Nick...  lol:
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 17, 2010, 07:52:30 AM
I doubt your yearning to be understood will ever be fulfilled  noooo:

I concur   surrender:
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Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on May 17, 2010, 08:05:33 AM
New drugs, new dreams. I feel that I should stay awake to avoid them. All new drugs 'do may make me drowsy'  I have given up all hope.  surrender:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 17, 2010, 08:55:26 AM
New drugs, new dreams. I feel that I should stay awake to avoid them. All new drugs 'do may make me drowsy'  I have given up all hope.  surrender:
Everything makes me drowsy, especially being awake. surrender:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Snoopy on May 17, 2010, 09:44:21 AM
I dreamt I was on a flight directed to an airport called Perno   lol:

It was in the middle of nowhere . I had to walk into small villages and try and find someone who understood me and could help me get where I needed to.


You sure it wasn't Pernod?
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 26, 2010, 05:50:32 AM
I dreamt I was going bald last night  eeek: eeek: eeek:

The dream dictionary suggests : a lack of self-esteem or worries about getting older. Alternatively, baldness symbolizes humility, purity, and personal sacrifice. You are at a stage in your life where you are confident in fully exposing yourself. 

 eeek:

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Post by: Barman on May 26, 2010, 07:16:06 AM
I dreamed that I beat up someone that stole my digital camera while I was in the public lavatory (wading through the piss in my socks) and then dropped him through a ceiling about five hundred feet into a classroom....

WTF?  Shrugs:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Nick on May 26, 2010, 07:16:59 AM
Nurse..........
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Barman on May 26, 2010, 07:18:03 AM
 surrender:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 26, 2010, 07:20:36 AM
MMmm the Dream Dictionary suggests

To see a toilet in your dream, symbolizes a release of emotions or getting rid of something in your life that is useless. The dream may also be brought about by your full bladder and is attempting to get you up and go to the bathroom.  If you are cleaning the toilet, then it means that you are starting to shed your shell or lose your inhibitions.

To see a clogged  toilet in your dream, signifies that you are holding and keeping your feelings to yourself. Your emotions have been pent up too long and you need to let go of the negative feelings.

To see an overflowing or flooded toilet in your dream, denotes your desires to fully express your emotions.

To dream that you are in a fight, indicates inner turmoil. Some aspect of yourself is in conflict with another aspect of yourself. Perhaps an unresolved or unacknowledged part is fighting for its right to be heard.  It may also parallel a fight or struggle that you are going through in your waking life.


That'll be ?50 for the consult please  lol:
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Post by: Barman on May 26, 2010, 07:34:41 AM
Will you take a cheque...?  whistle:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Snoopy on May 26, 2010, 07:36:21 AM
I think Miss D's dream about a rubber ball just came true. whistle:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 26, 2010, 07:39:22 AM
 lol: lol: lol:

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Post by: Barman on May 26, 2010, 09:14:18 AM
I think Miss D's dream about a rubber ball just came true. whistle:

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Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on May 26, 2010, 09:21:19 AM
I dreamt I was going bald last night  eeek: eeek: eeek:

The dream dictionary suggests : a lack of self-esteem or worries about getting older. Alternatively, baldness symbolizes humility, purity, and personal sacrifice. You are at a stage in your life where you are confident in fully exposing yourself. 

 eeek:




Somewhat worrying that you have a dream dictionary Miss D....


I have nightmares about overflowing toilets and my teeth crumbling and dropping out,  been going on for years.  The lav one has come true a couple of times, still have all my own teeth though.
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Nick on May 28, 2010, 07:33:46 AM
I spent the whole night presiding over a custard vat in a school canteen. Oddly I was also in charge of the periscope and torpedoes  rubschin:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Barman on May 28, 2010, 07:48:11 AM
I spent the whole night presiding over a custard vat in a school canteen. Oddly I was also in charge of the periscope and torpedoes  rubschin:

Miss D's book says:  whacky115
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 28, 2010, 07:49:12 AM
To see or eat custard in your dream, represents your appreciation for the little things in life. It also indicates that your life is full of richness, sweetness and nurturance

 rubschin:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Nick on May 28, 2010, 07:54:32 AM
Bollocks. Um, what does it say about torpedoes?
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 28, 2010, 08:05:45 AM
To see a torpedo in your dream, suggests that you need to be more direct and honest with your feelings. Or on the other hand, you may be too direct and blunt.  The torpedo also has phallic connotations and may also signify masculine aggression or power.

 rubschin:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Nick on May 28, 2010, 08:21:06 AM
So the torpedoes cancel out the custard, yes?
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Barman on May 28, 2010, 08:25:08 AM
So the torpedoes cancel out the custard, yes?

And insanity trumps both...  point:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Just One More on May 28, 2010, 03:53:22 PM
So the torpedoes cancel out the custard, yes?

No, it means you're f***ing dis-custard  ;D
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Nick on May 30, 2010, 07:25:44 AM
I bought a mahoosive Scandinavian stylee knitted boiler suit from a shop that exists only once a year.  rubschin:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 30, 2010, 07:29:47 AM
I dreamt I drove my car into a shopping precinct. It was pouring with rain and I only knocked s couple of people over as I actually parked IN the cinema.


After an attack of guilt I decided to park it properly and left it in the car park. Returning later found it clamped and some Scottish attendant ranting at me. I was totally reasonable but he continued . So I shot him  eeek:

It was still raining  noooo:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Nick on May 30, 2010, 07:36:37 AM
But you don't have a car  rubschin:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 30, 2010, 08:15:26 AM
That's right as dreams should only be based on reality  whistle:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 30, 2010, 08:31:00 AM
I dreamt I drove my car into a shopping precinct. It was pouring with rain and I only knocked s couple of people over as I actually parked IN the cinema.


After an attack of guilt I decided to park it properly and left it in the car park. Returning later found it clamped and some Scottish attendant ranting at me. I was totally reasonable but he continued . So I shot him  eeek:

It was still raining  noooo:

All quite true to life then.

Are you sure it was a dream?
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Snoopy on May 30, 2010, 08:32:28 AM
I dreamt I drove my car into a shopping precinct. It was pouring with rain and I only knocked s couple of people over as I actually parked IN the cinema.


After an attack of guilt I decided to park it properly and left it in the car park. Returning later found it clamped and some Scottish attendant ranting at me. I was totally reasonable but he continued . So I shot him  eeek:

It was still raining  noooo:

All quite true to life then.

Are you sure it was a dream?


Nothing on the news this morning.  rubschin:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 30, 2010, 08:34:00 AM
Definitely a dream - I would never have gone out in the rain in those shoes  whistle:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Barman on May 30, 2010, 08:34:33 AM
My Minema!  scared2:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Nick on May 30, 2010, 08:37:40 AM
She said car, not unicycle  ::)
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Barman on May 30, 2010, 08:38:31 AM
She said car, not unicycle  ::)

 happy001
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 01, 2010, 05:05:30 AM
I dreamt that my little toe disappeared   eeek:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Barman on June 01, 2010, 05:50:55 AM
I dreamt that my little toe disappeared   eeek:

Up what?  eeek:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 01, 2010, 06:56:22 AM
Dunno ( I woke up but I was still dreaming ) and both feet no longer had little toes ....just the space they had once lived   rubschin:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Barman on June 01, 2010, 07:06:06 AM
Dunno ( I woke up but I was still dreaming ) and both feet no longer had little toes ....just the space they had once lived   rubschin:

An evil clown ate them prolly....  whistle:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 01, 2010, 07:09:51 AM
Do I have to be nice to you on your burfday   evil:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Barman on June 01, 2010, 07:12:23 AM
Do I have to be nice to you on your burfday   evil:

Not really... noo....  scared:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Nick on June 01, 2010, 07:54:58 AM
Two aeroplanes crashed simultaneously into a canal, one on top of a rowing boat. I had to rescue everyone single handed and then buy them all hot chocolate from some profiteering bastard who turned up in a hot choc van  rubschin:

I woke up in a cold sweat. No more stilton for me  noooo:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Nick on June 13, 2010, 08:05:14 AM
I spent the entire night trying to lift a labrador off the ground with a car jack  rubschin:
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Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on June 13, 2010, 08:09:45 AM
I was worried till I realised I wasn't reading the 'where are you now' thread. scared2:
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Post by: Nick on June 13, 2010, 08:26:20 AM
 ::)

The labrador was less than fully cooperative  noooo:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 13, 2010, 08:29:17 AM
Are you feeling left out of the Growler and BM boys club Nick  ? lol:
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Post by: Barman on June 13, 2010, 08:35:14 AM
Are you feeling left out of the Growler and BM boys club Nick  ? lol:

 happy001
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Uncle Mort on June 13, 2010, 01:54:17 PM
Two aeroplanes crashed simultaneously into a canal, one on top of a rowing boat. I had to rescue everyone single handed and then buy them all hot chocolate from some profiteering bastard who turned up in a hot choc van  rubschin:

I woke up in a cold sweat. No more stilton for me  noooo:


So you say now. Nothing would make me give up cheese.
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Pastis on June 15, 2010, 04:07:43 PM
I was inspecting the glove harvest  eeek:   Shrugs:  Gloves grow in many different varieties like cabbage and beans; the sturdy woollen variety, the men's cloth back driving glove, the slender, full arm lacey glove favoured by Victorian folk.

I dread to think what MissD's Compendium of Dreamlore makes of that  redface:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 15, 2010, 04:11:32 PM
I was inspecting the glove harvest  eeek:   Shrugs:  Gloves grow in many different varieties like cabbage and beans; the sturdy woollen variety, the men's cloth back driving glove, the slender, full arm lacey glove favoured by Victorian folk.

I dread to think what MissD's Compendium of Dreamlore makes of that  redface:


http://dreameaning.net/dream-meaning-dreaming-about-gloves (http://dreameaning.net/dream-meaning-dreaming-about-gloves)

 rubschin:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Snoopy on June 15, 2010, 04:15:43 PM

I used to have a dream about being made love to by 6 wimmin all wearing those long lacy gloves, big "picture" hats and nowt else. I don't think Miss D need trouble her book  noooo:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Pastis on June 15, 2010, 04:19:35 PM
I was inspecting the glove harvest  eeek:   Shrugs:  Gloves grow in many different varieties like cabbage and beans; the sturdy woollen variety, the men's cloth back driving glove, the slender, full arm lacey glove favoured by Victorian folk.

I dread to think what MissD's Compendium of Dreamlore makes of that  redface:


[url]http://dreameaning.net/dream-meaning-dreaming-about-gloves[/url] ([url]http://dreameaning.net/dream-meaning-dreaming-about-gloves[/url])

 rubschin:


I find that quite comforting in a strange sort of way  rubschin:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Nick on June 15, 2010, 04:22:44 PM
Last night was so horrific I could hardly begin to say. Jam sandwiches, wimmin, exams, puppets, trains, canteens, everyfink  noooo:

No gloves
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Snoopy on June 15, 2010, 04:27:00 PM
Last night was scary ~ My Mother kept waking me up by shaking my foot.  scared2:

She died in 1996  sad24:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 15, 2010, 04:30:28 PM
I dream one day I will have hot water  sad32:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Snoopy on June 15, 2010, 04:32:39 PM
Still no boiler? Have you called them? What is the excuse today?
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Nick on June 15, 2010, 04:39:05 PM
She must stink  noooo:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 15, 2010, 04:46:16 PM
Still no boiler? Have you called them? What is the excuse today?

I would try and talk about it but I am raging.....I am off to the gym to take my frustrations out and will be back in a far better mood later
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Barman on June 15, 2010, 04:48:18 PM
Still no boiler? Have you called them? What is the excuse today?

I would try and talk about it but I am raging.....I am off to the gym to take my frustrations out and will be back in a far better mood later

Poor Petey....  noooo:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Snoopy on June 15, 2010, 05:35:53 PM
Still no boiler? Have you called them? What is the excuse today?

I would try and talk about it but I am raging.....I am off to the gym to take my frustrations out and will be back in a far better mood later

Probably to find a note through the door from the boiler man saying "We called but you were out"
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Nick on June 15, 2010, 06:04:53 PM
 point: point: point: point: point: point:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 15, 2010, 06:36:24 PM
I will not bite  rubschin:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Nick on July 01, 2010, 06:28:02 AM
Can they really test your eyes now by having you spit into a piece of cheese and sending it away for analysis?  rubschin:

Thought not  noooo:

Still, I also got all my Christmas shopping done.
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Barman on July 01, 2010, 06:38:16 AM
Can they really test your eyes now by having you spit into a piece of cheese and sending it away for analysis?  rubschin:

Thought not  noooo:

Still, I also got all my Christmas shopping done.

oooohhh.... what did you buy me like...?  cloud9:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 01, 2010, 07:13:05 AM
I had one of 'those' dreams last night  eyes: ...most pleasant  cloud9:
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Post by: Nick on July 01, 2010, 07:16:40 AM
And the Portuguese football team all report screaming nightmares  whistle:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 01, 2010, 07:19:16 AM
They were left speechless afterwards so it couldn't have been them  lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Barman on July 01, 2010, 07:25:02 AM
I had one of 'those' dreams last night  eyes: ...most pleasant  cloud9:

Oh gawd...  ::)

I hope you won't be screaming out in the middle of the night when you are here...  noooo:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Nick on July 01, 2010, 07:25:40 AM
Only if she catches you coming through her window  noooo:

I once tried to rescue a lady flatmate cos I thought her boyfriend was attacking her  redface:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 01, 2010, 07:26:19 AM
 lol: lol: lol:

The axe is allowed to be used for self defence purposes  8)
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Barman on July 01, 2010, 07:27:31 AM
lol: lol: lol:

The axe is allowed to be used for self defence purposes  8)

Yes, defence only....  scared2:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 01, 2010, 07:44:35 AM
I once tried to rescue a lady flatmate cos I thought her boyfriend was attacking her  redface:

That was after you had been listening at the door for over 20 minutes eh  whistle:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 01, 2010, 07:59:23 AM
Can they really test your eyes now by having you spit into a piece of cheese and sending it away for analysis?  rubschin:

Now that is scary.  scared2:

Last night, I had a dream about having my eyes tested.

I couldn't hear what the woman was telling me to do.  rubschin:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Nick on July 01, 2010, 08:00:53 AM
Maybe you can arrange to have your ears tested tonight  angel1
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 01, 2010, 08:01:37 AM
By the scum eating fish   rubschin:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Pirate on July 01, 2010, 08:22:30 PM
lol: lol: lol:

The axe is allowed to be used for self defence purposes  8)

Yes, defence only....  scared2:

What are you now? a roundhead, or a cavalier
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Nick on July 04, 2010, 07:46:15 AM
I spent the night guarding a prisoner en route to prison. Bastard stole all my trousers and legged it  evil:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 04, 2010, 07:49:10 AM
Do you normally carry all your trousers with your then ?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Nick on July 04, 2010, 07:49:58 AM
We were staying in a hotel for some reason. He made off with three pairs  evil:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 04, 2010, 07:51:25 AM
So you and him were staying in a hotel and he was off with your trousers  whistle:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Barman on July 04, 2010, 07:52:48 AM
So you and him were staying in a hotel and he was off with your trousers  whistle:

Oh Nick!  noooo:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 10, 2010, 06:41:12 AM
I dreamt last night that it was my job to park the stars in their right position in the night sky.

This was an hereditary role and something I should have known how to do by instinct however I always had to refer to my chart.

I lost the chart  sad24:.

I was trying to talk to them but they were pretty non responsive  ::) and then I tried to throw them and see if they would naturally land where they were meant to  noooo: . Then I decided I would need to make the patterns up from memory but after I had finished and looking at the patterns knew I had gone terribly wrong  redface:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Barman on July 10, 2010, 06:44:33 AM
Why didn't you ask Uncle Mort...?  Shrugs:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 10, 2010, 06:48:57 AM
He wasn't there  sad24: - I needed his guidance
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Nick on July 10, 2010, 08:02:07 AM
I spent the night travelling, going to mahoosive parties and eating. All a bit blurry but it all culminated in me lighting a bonfire INSIDE my house. eeek:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Just One More on July 10, 2010, 08:03:57 AM
I take it this was a dream?
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Snoopy on July 10, 2010, 08:04:11 AM
I was woken by dreams several times last night .... can't remember anything about them.

I ponder the significance of that  rubschin:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Nick on July 10, 2010, 08:05:41 AM
I had the Werld Service on all night. I suspect quite a lot of broadcast material got into my head and turned itself into dreams  rubschin:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Snoopy on July 10, 2010, 08:20:12 AM
You could be right ~ I had it on headphones from about 2am and kept dozing and waking.
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Barman on July 10, 2010, 08:41:58 AM
I spent the night travelling, going to mahoosive parties and eating. All a bit blurry but it all culminated in me lighting a bonfire INSIDE my house. eeek:

What time did the fire brigade leave...?  rubschin:
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Post by: Nick on July 10, 2010, 08:49:34 AM
 ::)
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Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 10, 2010, 11:21:07 AM
I had one of  eyes: dreams last night very nice it was too. 8)
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Nick on July 10, 2010, 11:32:31 AM
I think my extensive one veered twice in that direction, but it is the internal bonfire that sticks in my memory  evil:
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 11, 2010, 06:25:52 AM
I woke up singing Sweet Caroline...ba da ba da   redface:
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Post by: Barman on July 11, 2010, 07:26:55 AM
 noooo:
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Post by: Pirate on July 11, 2010, 07:42:21 PM
I woke up singing Sweet Caroline...ba da ba da   redface:

shouldn't that be...da da da
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Post by: Grumpmeister on July 11, 2010, 07:48:51 PM
I woke up singing Sweet Caroline...ba da ba da   redface:

shouldn't that be...da da da

Depends on whether it was the Neil Diamond or Status Quo version. Seeing as BM has been blasting Miss D with songs from his yoof in inclined to go with Quo  whistle: whistle:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Just One More on July 12, 2010, 05:27:08 PM
I dreamt somebody started a thread about octopus sex...... unbelievable innit?
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Post by: Barman on July 12, 2010, 06:07:44 PM
I dreamt somebody started a thread about octopus sex...... unbelievable innit?

Bizarre...  noooo:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Nick on July 14, 2010, 08:46:18 AM
Did a mahoosive pile of washing, left phone, walky talky ( rubschin:) and "life's work" on a bus and then discovered some muppet had cut my hair in a crop circles pattern. A bizzy night  surrender:
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Post by: Pastis on July 14, 2010, 08:49:21 AM
I spent what seemed a long time ice skating backwards with a dance partner who couldn't  eeek:

Explanation please, MissD
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Post by: Barman on July 14, 2010, 10:11:57 AM
I couldn't sleep...  sad24:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 14, 2010, 10:54:40 AM
I spent what seemed a long time ice skating backwards with a dance partner who couldn't  eeek:

Explanation please, MissD

To dream that you are dancing, signifies freedom from any constraints and restrictions. Your life is in balance and in harmony. Dancing also represents frivolity, happiness, gracefulness, sensuality and sexual desires. You need to incorporate these qualities in your waking life.

To dream that you are dancing with a partner, signifies intimacy and a union of the masculine and feminine aspects of yourself. If you are leading, then it indicates that you are in control of your personal life. It could also mean that you are being overly aggressive and assertive


To dream that you or others are ice skating, suggests that you need to trust  in yourself and your actions. The dream may also indicate that you need to proceed carefully into some situation or relationship.

 rubschin:

Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Nick on July 14, 2010, 10:56:52 AM
What about having a crop circle hairstyle, cleverclogs?
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Barman on July 14, 2010, 11:00:22 AM
What about having a crop circle hairstyle, cleverclogs?

To dream about having a crop circle hairstyle means you are completely bonkers...  point:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 14, 2010, 11:11:41 AM
What about having a crop circle hairstyle, cleverclogs?

To dream that someone is giving you a haircut, suggests that you are experiencing a decreased sense of power. You feel you are being criticized unfairly. Alternatively, your dream haircut symbolizes a fresh start. You are shedding off some unwanted aspect of yourself.   
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Pastis on July 14, 2010, 11:31:17 AM
I spent what seemed a long time ice skating backwards with a dance partner who couldn't  eeek:

Explanation please, MissD

To dream that you are dancing, signifies freedom from any constraints and restrictions. Your life is in balance and in harmony. Dancing also represents frivolity, happiness, gracefulness, sensuality and sexual desires. You need to incorporate these qualities in your waking life.

To dream that you are dancing with a partner, signifies intimacy and a union of the masculine and feminine aspects of yourself. If you are leading, then it indicates that you are in control of your personal life. It could also mean that you are being overly aggressive and assertive


To dream that you or others are ice skating, suggests that you need to trust  in yourself and your actions. The dream may also indicate that you need to proceed carefully into some situation or relationship.

 rubschin:



This bit:   rubschin:  I get  ;D
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Nick on July 14, 2010, 11:44:52 AM
What about having a crop circle hairstyle, cleverclogs?

To dream that someone is giving you a haircut, suggests that you are experiencing a decreased sense of power. You feel you are being criticized unfairly. Alternatively, your dream haircut symbolizes a fresh start. You are shedding off some unwanted aspect of yourself.   

WHat about a nightmare haircut?

Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Pastis on July 15, 2010, 10:24:42 AM
I've just remembered, I was on deck in a Force 10 last night   eeek:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SawgwoUygy4&feature=fvw
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Nick on July 15, 2010, 10:25:44 AM
I was involved in some sort of evacuation  rubschin:

We had three DC3s but no runway  noooo:
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 15, 2010, 10:29:16 AM
I've just remembered, I was on deck in a Force 10 last night   eeek:

To see a ship in your dream, denotes that you are exploring aspects of your emotions and unconscious. The state and condition of the ship is indicative of your emotional state. If you dream of a cruise ship, then it suggests pleasant moods. If you dream of a warship, then it means that you are experiencing feelings of aggression.

To dream that you are sailing the high seas in a ship, denotes that you are still standing tall despite the emotional turmoil occurring in your life.
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Pastis on July 15, 2010, 10:37:53 AM

To dream that you are sailing the high seas in a ship, denotes that you are still standing tall despite the emotional turmoil occurring in your life.


 angel1     ;D ;D
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Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 15, 2010, 10:44:27 AM
I was being chased by very aggressive hippos last night.
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Post by: Grumpmeister on July 15, 2010, 11:02:01 AM
I caused some sort of evacuation  rubschin:

We had three DC3s but no runway  noooo:

 whistle:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Nick on July 19, 2010, 08:33:05 AM
A tiring night involving some contraption which was a sort of combined hedge trimmer and vacuum cleaner  rubschin:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 19, 2010, 08:35:11 AM
Which orifice did it get stuck up or which appendage got stuck in it?
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Post by: Barman on July 19, 2010, 08:54:25 AM
Which orifice did it get stuck up or which appendage got stuck in it?

We must be told!  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Nick on July 20, 2010, 07:17:18 AM
Woke up screaming  eeek: Nasty duvet monsters and a complete inability to move my arms. Actually had to get up and turn all the lights on  redface:
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Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 20, 2010, 09:14:31 AM
 happy100
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 20, 2010, 10:16:29 AM
Woke up screaming  eeek: Nasty duvet monsters and a complete inability to move my arms. Actually had to get up and turn all the lights on  redface:

I woke up with a deaded arm....I had been lying on it funnily all night and it was all flopsy and incapable of moving in the same way as the rest of my body  noooo:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Fig Head on July 20, 2010, 02:23:44 PM
i was setting alone in a big apartment , it looks like a fancy building,
surrounded by glass, i can see the buildings outside it, i felt worried yet
i felt as this is my place, my home !

i was watching my self walking in a nervous way as if im waiting for something bad to happen,

i kept seeing my self walking down the hall then i heard someone knocking on the door and i looked scared, i saw my self walking to the living room and i looked as if i was looking for some weapon !

mean while the knocking on the door was getting louder and who ever was knocking started breaking in the house,

then i saw a man, a big man with a weird expression on his face,
some thing between fear and anger .

he broke in my place, looked for me and when he saw me he ran toward me and he hit me on my face, i saw my self falling on the floor and him dragging me from my feet along the hall to one of the rooms.

i then saw my self trying to get up to hit him, he then held my head with his hands and make me stand up while grabbing my hair and he held my head again and pushed me to the wall and hit my head against it few times,

i saw blood coming out of my nose and the side of my head , and i saw my self with a look on my face that says i knew this would happen, this man wanna kill me,

i then saw my self running from him to a big room and when he ran after me i managed to close the room door before he catch me and he tried to open the door,
i felt as he was so strong and he will open the door and kill me, this was my last chance to run, i saw my self trying hard to close the door and lock the key and as soon as i did, he start banging on the door, and shouting.

i saw my self heading to the door to run but i stopped, i dont know why then i saw my self taking steps back in fear that i fell on the floor and got up again quickly and kept moving back my eyes on the door,

and then isaw this man , i know in real life , in real life he is a very bad man, i mean very very bad man,

in the dream he had a sward , very thin and tall sward with blood stains on the swards, on his hands and clothes .

he head toward the room that have the other man, he opined it and the other man was setting on his knees infront of him scared, trying to blag his way out of him but the very bad man shouted at me and askied me how do you want him to be killed, slawly or shall i do it quick!!

i was scared of both of them but the man who tried to attack me and kill me i dont know him, i told him i dont care what you do with him, let me go.

he then held the other guy hand and told him ill chop your fingers off one by one, and i saw him cutting the other guy thumb , i saw it as it was real..

i then saw my self running like crazy, got to the door, and ran on the stairs , witch looked like if i was living in the 10`th floor ! or something like that, in my way down the stairs i saw a girl that in the dream she was my friend, i grabbed her from her hand without stopping and told her to run .. then i woke up..
__________________________________________

thats my last night dream !!! does anyone have any idea what does it mean ??

thanks a lot x x

Ruby
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Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 20, 2010, 02:40:27 PM
I think it means that you need to go back to school and learn the following things.

1. How to write
2. How to use your spell checker.

Having done that stop eating cheese before you go to bed. ;)
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: apc2010 on July 20, 2010, 02:42:43 PM
I think it means that you need to go back to school and learn the following things.

1. How to write
2. How to use your spell checker.

Having done that stop eating cheese before you go to bed. ;)

In fairness to fig ,english is not her first language (poss not 2nd) .....
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Fig Head on July 20, 2010, 03:29:48 PM
I think it means that you need to go back to school and learn the following things.

1. How to write
2. How to use your spell checker.

Having done that stop eating cheese before you go to bed. ;)

i havent asked your opinion on HOW I WRITE im quite happy with it,
as forfor the spell checker i dont need it, i write with an accent , i speak with an accent yet i dont think with an accent and people understand me easily :)
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Nick on July 20, 2010, 03:50:08 PM
Welcome back Figgy

Miss C was doing a grump about English, I do the same, but is it your first, second or third language? we get a bit purist, but welcome new and entertaining views
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Uncle Mort on July 20, 2010, 04:02:41 PM
I never remember my dreams that vividly. Mostly I get flashes of the story. For example last night all I can remember of the dream was that a new woman started work in the office. She was attractive and I agreed to swop desks. That's it.  noooo:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Pastis on July 20, 2010, 04:09:55 PM
 rubschin:  I imagine you're safe if that's all you swapped.

If I'm really physically tired I don't seem to remember a thing; if I'm not ...  confused:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Just One More on July 20, 2010, 04:22:37 PM
Woke up screaming  eeek: Nasty duvet monsters and a complete inability to move my arms. Actually had to get up and turn all the lights on  redface:


I woke up with a deaded arm....I had been lying on it funnily all night and it was all flopsy and incapable of moving in the same way as the rest of my body  noooo:


 lol:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IeNDkxnz2V0
 lol:
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Post by: Darwins Selection on July 20, 2010, 05:29:11 PM
. . . it was all flopsy and incapable of moving in the same way as the rest of my body 

Every day is like that for me.  surrender:
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Post by: Grumpmeister on July 20, 2010, 09:58:59 PM
. . . it was all flopsy and incapable of moving in the same way as the rest of my body 

Every day is like that for me.  surrender:

Turipagra not working then  whistle:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 20, 2010, 11:05:31 PM
I think it means that you need to go back to school and learn the following things.

1. How to write
2. How to use your spell checker.

Having done that stop eating cheese before you go to bed. ;)
[/quote


i havent asked your opinion on HOW I WRITE im quite happy with it,
as forfor the spell checker i dont need it, i write with an accent , i speak with an accent yet i dont think with an accent and people understand me easily :)

shutup: shutup:

OK Figgy , I am impressed that you have command over at least two languages.  So what is your first language?
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Barman on July 21, 2010, 07:44:42 AM
thats my last night dream !!! does anyone have any idea what does it mean ??

thanks a lot x x

Ruby

Welcome back... why did you wait 'til I left the country tho....?  rubschin:

Oh and I have no idea about the dream....  noooo:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Nick on July 21, 2010, 07:46:38 AM
I spent the night INSIDE Google Street VIew  eeek:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Barman on July 21, 2010, 07:47:58 AM
I spent the night INSIDE Google Street VIew  eeek:

Why oh why did they let you out...?  noooo:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Nick on July 21, 2010, 07:52:15 AM
Everywhere I drove a mahoosive yellow arrow came out of the front of my car  rubschin:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 21, 2010, 07:53:16 AM
I had the most bizarre of bizarre dreams last night but I can't say too much cos it was very real and I woke up in one of those situations where I had to take 5 minutes to work out fact from fiction  noooo:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: GROWLER on July 21, 2010, 07:55:02 AM
I had the most bizarre of bizarre dreams last night but I can't say too much cos it was very real and I woke up in one of those situations where I had to take 5 minutes to work out fact from fiction  noooo:

You dreamt Nick was actually normal? rubschin:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Barman on July 21, 2010, 07:56:58 AM
I had the most bizarre of bizarre dreams last night but I can't say too much cos it was very real and I woke up in one of those situations where I had to take 5 minutes to work out fact from fiction  noooo:

 Popcorn:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 21, 2010, 08:18:39 AM
I dreamed that I went Christmas shopping with my mother.  Traffic was dreadful having finally made it to the car park we were told that all parking was now restricted to one hour.

We went to the shops and finally my mother admitted that her green house was in fact a tent, as such it could be entered from either end and had fly screens. Shrugs:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 21, 2010, 08:58:33 AM
I had the most bizarre of bizarre dreams last night but I can't say too much cos it was very real and I woke up in one of those situations where I had to take 5 minutes to work out fact from fiction  noooo:

Are you taking any 'natural' medication by any chance?

I seem to recall you having a problem sleeping. Mrs DS #1 had this problem and tried Kava Kava which made her sleep OK but with vividly realistic and disturbing dreams.


Quote
Kava kava (Piper methysticum)
Kava kava is often used as a herbal insomnia remedy. This particular herb is extremely popular throughout the South Seas, and is quickly growing in popularity throughout the United States. When used as natural sleep aids, kava kava can impart a natural calm feeling, as it helps relax the body, as well as enhance dreaming. This herb for insomnia is also often recommended for chronic fatigue. Long term use should be avoided due to the possibility of liver damage.

Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 21, 2010, 09:01:21 AM

Are you taking any 'natural' medication by any chance?

I seem to recall you having a problem sleeping. Mrs DS #1 had this problem and tried Kava Kava which made her sleep OK but with vividly realistic and disturbing dreams.

I am still regularly having a problem waking up at 4 ish in the morning. Last night though it was cos I got a text at 4.15 am  evil: and the dream was after that when I went back to sleep ( eventually  ::) ) and just before having to get up at 6 am  noooo:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 21, 2010, 09:03:45 AM

Are you taking any 'natural' medication by any chance?

I seem to recall you having a problem sleeping. Mrs DS #1 had this problem and tried Kava Kava which made her sleep OK but with vividly realistic and disturbing dreams.

I am still regularly having a problem waking up at 4 ish in the morning. Last night though it was cos I got a text at 4.15 am  evil: and the dream was after that when I went back to sleep ( eventually  ::) ) and just before having to get up at 6 am  noooo:

 happy100
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Barman on July 21, 2010, 09:42:34 AM

Are you taking any 'natural' medication by any chance?

I seem to recall you having a problem sleeping. Mrs DS #1 had this problem and tried Kava Kava which made her sleep OK but with vividly realistic and disturbing dreams.

I am still regularly having a problem waking up at 4 ish in the morning. Last night though it was cos I got a text at 4.15 am  evil: and the dream was after that when I went back to sleep ( eventually  ::) ) and just before having to get up at 6 am  noooo:

Innocent as charged...  angel1
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 22, 2010, 07:25:58 AM
I dreamt I had another baby last night  eeek: ...it was a nightmare. I blame you lot and all your babby talk  evil:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Barman on July 22, 2010, 07:27:17 AM
I dreamt I had another baby last night  eeek: ...it was a nightmare. I blame you lot and all your babby talk  evil:

Boy or girl...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Nick on July 22, 2010, 07:36:41 AM
A phantom babby  cloud9:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 22, 2010, 07:50:26 AM
Dunno ....I was still in shock at having not known I was up the duff to worry about it's gender  noooo:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Nick on July 22, 2010, 07:56:54 AM
http://cyberinfants.com/ (http://cyberinfants.com/)
 cloud9:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: GROWLER on July 22, 2010, 08:27:18 AM
[url]http://cyberinfants.com/[/url] ([url]http://cyberinfants.com/[/url])
 cloud9:



Isn't the real thing bad enough?

I'd rather skewer me eyes out with poisoned red hot sharpened pokers than play that shite.
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 22, 2010, 09:42:59 AM

Are you taking any 'natural' medication by any chance?

I seem to recall you having a problem sleeping. Mrs DS #1 had this problem and tried Kava Kava which made her sleep OK but with vividly realistic and disturbing dreams.

I am still regularly having a problem waking up at 4 ish in the morning. Last night though it was cos I got a text at 4.15 am  evil: and the dream was after that when I went back to sleep ( eventually  ::) ) and just before having to get up at 6 am  noooo:

I dreamt I had another baby last night   ...it was a nightmare. I blame you lot and all your babby talk 

Innocent as charged...  angel1
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Nick on September 30, 2010, 09:58:30 AM
What does bashing a gigantic squirrel to death with a cricket bat mean? Hypothetically, like.
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Snoopy on September 30, 2010, 10:26:59 AM
 
What does bashing a gigantic squirrel to death with a cricket bat mean? Hypothetically, like.

whacky115
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Uncle Mort on September 30, 2010, 11:25:23 AM
That's easy.

The squirrel represents the onset of autumn (collecting nuts, preparing for winter) and thus symbolises decay and death. The cricket bat is a symbol of summer, sports, feeling young etc.

You're worried about getting older and popping your clogs.

I might write a book.   rubschin:
 
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Barman on September 30, 2010, 11:30:20 AM
That's easy.

The squirrel represents the onset of autumn (collecting nuts, preparing for winter) and thus symbolises decay and death. The cricket bat is a symbol of summer, sports, feeling young etc.

You're worried about getting older and popping your clogs.

I might write a book.   rubschin:
 


 worthy:

Or he could just be barmy like Snoopy says....  whistle:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Nick on September 30, 2010, 11:52:10 AM
I remarked to Linda the busty hairdresser the other day that I seemed to be going grey. I added "to be expected at my age."  noooo:

She asked how old I was and I said "60". She complimented me on my youthful appearance. I may have to start enhancing my age on a regular basis  rubschin:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Barman on September 30, 2010, 11:54:44 AM
I remarked to Linda the busty hairdresser the other day that I seemed to be going grey. I added "to be expected at my age."  noooo:

She asked how old I was and I said "60". She complimented me on my youthful appearance. I may have to start enhancing my age on a regular basis  rubschin:

She'd have said the same thing if you'd said "50", "40" or "30"!  point:

It's her job like...  ::)
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Nick on September 30, 2010, 11:55:46 AM
 evil:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Barman on September 30, 2010, 12:04:30 PM
evil:

Nick is in lurve!  point:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Nick on October 04, 2010, 06:48:19 AM
Spent the night playing with my pet turkey. DUnno why I had to dress up like a Mexican though  rubschin:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Barman on October 04, 2010, 06:48:55 AM
Spent the night playing with my pet turkey. DUnno why I had to dress up like a Mexican though  rubschin:

Oh Nick... try a milder cheese...
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 04, 2010, 08:42:45 AM
El Nickiarchi?  whistle:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Pastis on October 06, 2010, 08:10:44 AM
A troubled night during which I was in an endless argument over a matter of principle in what seemed like a huge art gallery somewhere in Eastern Europe  noooo:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 06, 2010, 08:16:19 AM
Bartering at the local supermarket again were you ? rubschin:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Pastis on October 06, 2010, 08:20:46 AM
Bartering at the local supermarket again were you ? rubschin:

 ;D  If only it were that mundane.  I realised shortly after I woke where it probably stemmed from; a minor difference with a client that must have got to me more intensely than I thought  rubschin:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Uncle Mort on October 06, 2010, 08:53:47 AM
I met Hillary Clinton, did a bit of baby sitting for her then she got me to look after her goats.  eeek:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on October 06, 2010, 09:04:01 AM
I spent most of last night in a war zone red caps fighting blue caps that was quite scary even more scary was the fact that for some reason I had to treat a Chinese lad whose tiny (2mm or so) penis had attached it's self length wise to his body.  After separating it I needed to check it and whilst I was sitting he thrust the operation site in my face.  Very strange pubic hair IMHO.  I woke with a start and I think that the vision will stay with me all day. noooo:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Barman on October 06, 2010, 10:30:00 AM
I spent most of last night in a war zone red caps fighting blue caps that was quite scary even more scary was the fact that for some reason I had to treat a Chinese lad whose tiny (2mm or so) penis had attached it's self length wise to his body.  After separating it I needed to check it and whilst I was sitting he thrust the operation site in my face.  Very strange pubic hair IMHO.  I woke with a start and I think that the vision will stay with me all day. noooo:

 eeek:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 06, 2010, 02:37:52 PM
I spent most of last night in a war zone red caps fighting blue caps that was quite scary even more scary was the fact that for some reason I had to treat a Chinese lad whose tiny (2mm or so) penis had attached it's self length wise to his body.  After separating it I needed to check it and whilst I was sitting he thrust the operation site in my face.  Very strange pubic hair IMHO.  I woke with a start and I think that the vision will stay with me all day. noooo:

I think you have a dietary shortfall by the sound of it.

Ask Snoopy.
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Nick on October 08, 2010, 07:08:32 AM
Terrible air raid all night  noooo:. Did the Luftwaffe use Ford Anglias as fighters?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Barman on October 08, 2010, 07:12:35 AM
Terrible air raid all night  noooo:. Did the Luftwaffe use Ford Anglias as fighters?  rubschin:

In which war...?
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Nick on October 08, 2010, 07:14:47 AM
One in the late 1950s of course  ::)
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Barman on October 08, 2010, 07:24:09 AM
One in the late 1950s of course  ::)

happy001
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Pastis on October 09, 2010, 03:44:24 PM
Last night I was careering down something like the M40 in a peddle car when it came to an abrupt end. I got out of the car and peered over the small brick wall. Before me lay a prehistoric landscape with jungle vegetation and strange beasties. It took me a day to hack through and walk to the sea.  Shrugs: Shrugs:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 09, 2010, 04:08:05 PM
Last night I was careering down something like the M40 in a peddle car when it came to an abrupt end. I got out of the car and peered over the small brick wall. Before me lay a prehistoric landscape with jungle vegetation and strange beasties.

Sounds like Junction 2 of the M40.
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Snoopy on October 09, 2010, 06:26:50 PM
Last night I was careering down something like the M40 in a peddle car when it came to an abrupt end. I got out of the car and peered over the small brick wall. Before me lay a prehistoric landscape with jungle vegetation and strange beasties.

Sounds like Junction 2 of the M40.

See also the end of the M4 in Wales.  whistle:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Pirate on October 09, 2010, 06:40:11 PM
Tomorrow, at first light, I shall be doing a locus report at the Magic Roundabout in Swindon... scared2:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Just One More on October 09, 2010, 07:00:02 PM
Despite its complexity, it works bloody well
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Pirate on October 09, 2010, 07:09:42 PM
Yeah...I know...I've done reports there  before. The first report is the worse, after that it's just cut and paste... ;) Gotta take fresh photos though
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Snoopy on October 09, 2010, 07:39:53 PM
Try the one in Hemel Hempstead between 4 and 6 pm any week day ..... it's fecking carnage .... like a scene out of Ben Hur.
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Pirate on October 09, 2010, 07:42:15 PM
Out of my area...thankfully
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 09, 2010, 11:24:02 PM
Tomorrow, at first light, I shall be doing a locus report at the Magic Roundabout in Swindon... scared2:


 rubschin:

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Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Just One More on October 16, 2010, 09:53:59 AM
I refreshed the lines on the zebra crossing in Abbey Road, but I did it in yellow paint and went home thinking nobody will notice
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Barman on October 16, 2010, 09:55:40 AM
I refreshed the lines on the zebra crossing in Abbey Road, but I did it in yellow paint and went home thinking nobody will notice

It was you!  eeek:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 16, 2010, 10:34:41 AM
I refreshed the lines on the zebra crossing in Abbey Road, but I did it in yellow paint and went home thinking nobody will notice

Were you wearing bell-bottom trousers?
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 16, 2010, 10:44:14 AM
I refreshed the lines on the zebra crossing in Abbey Road, but I did it in yellow paint and went home thinking nobody will notice

Was it digitally replastered ?  whistle:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 16, 2010, 10:45:15 AM
I refreshed the lines on the zebra crossing in Abbey Road, but I did it in yellow paint and went home thinking nobody will notice

Was it digitally replastered ?  whistle:
drumroll:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Pirate on October 16, 2010, 02:34:17 PM
I refreshed the lines on the zebra crossing in Abbey Road, but I did it in yellow paint and went home thinking nobody will notice

Was it digitally replastered ?  whistle:

Try saying that aloud
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 23, 2010, 07:29:52 AM
I dreamt I was in Haiti as part of a group. It was the last day and we were going into the main town.
The coach pulled into some mountainous area and everyone disembarked. We were then told we couldn't walk to where we were going but had to use a  system of old water chute type things. But they were like sections of sewer pipes with rope loops in the tops to pull yourself along and there was a trickle of water running constantly through them.
We made it through quite a few and were getting nearer to town. I was progressing quite well until I head a sound of rushing water and then a tsunami filled the pipe and jettisoned me out. I was really  shaken and wanted to go back to the coach so the group leader took me back . Except we had to cross a high beam across a lake. As he started walking over he fell in and all these creatures swam over immediately and frantically started  to eat him or so I thought. But he started laughing. He swam over to a ladder and pulled himself out.  I went over and he explained they were like little metal dogs that nibbled your toes and ears !!!
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Snoopy on October 23, 2010, 07:34:17 AM
 whistle:
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Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Nick on October 23, 2010, 07:41:36 AM
Were you wearing a bikini?
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 23, 2010, 07:43:22 AM
No bikini's  noooo:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Snoopy on October 23, 2010, 07:47:50 AM
Were you wearing a bikini?


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No matter how you throw 'em Nick it all points to the same thing.   point:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 23, 2010, 07:50:29 AM
 lol:
I wish I wasn't quite so subtle in my dream state tho  noooo:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Just One More on October 23, 2010, 09:14:06 AM
Subtle, or supple?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 23, 2010, 10:52:14 AM
I dreamt I was in Haiti as part of a group. It was the last day and we were going into the main town.
The coach pulled into some mountainous area and everyone disembarked. We were then told we couldn't walk to where we were going but had to use a  system of old water chute type things. But they were like sections of sewer pipes with rope loops in the tops to pull yourself along and there was a trickle of water running constantly through them.
We made it through quite a few and were getting nearer to town. I was progressing quite well until I head a sound of rushing water and then a tsunami filled the pipe and jettisoned me out. I was really  shaken and wanted to go back to the coach so the group leader took me back . Except we had to cross a high beam across a lake. As he started walking over he fell in and all these creatures swam over immediately and frantically started  to eat him or so I thought. But he started laughing. He swam over to a ladder and pulled himself out.  I went over and he explained they were like little metal dogs that nibbled your toes and ears !!!
Simples!

1. Don't eat cheese before going to bed.
2. Always have a pee before going to bed.
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Baldy on October 23, 2010, 05:03:19 PM
I dreamt I was in Haiti as part of a group. It was the last day and we were going into the main town.
The coach pulled into some mountainous area and everyone disembarked. We were then told we couldn't walk to where we were going but had to use a  system of old water chute type things. But they were like sections of sewer pipes with rope loops in the tops to pull yourself along and there was a trickle of water running constantly through them.
We made it through quite a few and were getting nearer to town. I was progressing quite well until I head a sound of rushing water and then a tsunami filled the pipe and jettisoned me out. I was really  shaken and wanted to go back to the coach so the group leader took me back . Except we had to cross a high beam across a lake. As he started walking over he fell in and all these creatures swam over immediately and frantically started  to eat him or so I thought. But he started laughing. He swam over to a ladder and pulled himself out.  I went over and he explained they were like little metal dogs that nibbled your toes and ears !!!

Proper drugs like?  whistle:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Just One More on October 24, 2010, 05:09:42 AM
I dreamt I was in Haiti as part of a group. It was the last day and we were going into the main town.
The coach pulled into some mountainous area and everyone disembarked. We were then told we couldn't walk to where we were going but had to use a  system of old water chute type things. But they were like sections of sewer pipes with rope loops in the tops to pull yourself along and there was a trickle of water running constantly through them.
We made it through quite a few and were getting nearer to town. I was progressing quite well until I head a sound of rushing water and then a tsunami filled the pipe and jettisoned me out. I was really  shaken and wanted to go back to the coach so the group leader took me back . Except we had to cross a high beam across a lake. As he started walking over he fell in and all these creatures swam over immediately and frantically started  to eat him or so I thought. But he started laughing. He swam over to a ladder and pulled himself out.  I went over and he explained they were like little metal dogs that nibbled your toes and ears !!!


 Miss D has premonitions, sort of.. like  (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-latin-america-11614639)  eeek:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Barman on October 24, 2010, 05:52:03 AM
I dreamt I was in Haiti as part of a group. It was the last day and we were going into the main town.
The coach pulled into some mountainous area and everyone disembarked. We were then told we couldn't walk to where we were going but had to use a  system of old water chute type things. But they were like sections of sewer pipes with rope loops in the tops to pull yourself along and there was a trickle of water running constantly through them.
We made it through quite a few and were getting nearer to town. I was progressing quite well until I head a sound of rushing water and then a tsunami filled the pipe and jettisoned me out. I was really  shaken and wanted to go back to the coach so the group leader took me back . Except we had to cross a high beam across a lake. As he started walking over he fell in and all these creatures swam over immediately and frantically started  to eat him or so I thought. But he started laughing. He swam over to a ladder and pulled himself out.  I went over and he explained they were like little metal dogs that nibbled your toes and ears !!!


 Miss D has premonitions, sort of.. like  ([url]http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-latin-america-11614639[/url])  eeek:


 eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 24, 2010, 07:39:00 AM
 rubschin:

God I hope last nights dream isn't a premonition  scared2: scared2:  scared2:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Snoopy on October 24, 2010, 07:39:37 AM
 Popcorn: Popcorn: Popcorn:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Barman on October 24, 2010, 07:39:43 AM
rubschin:

God I hope last nights dream isn't a premonition  scared2: scared2:  scared2:

 Popcorn:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 24, 2010, 07:44:10 AM
Popcorn is not good for breakfast  noooo:

Involved my public humiliation on here tho  scared2:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Snoopy on October 24, 2010, 07:48:18 AM
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This may take a while.
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 24, 2010, 07:50:42 AM
 lol:

Involved new members who were not who they said they were ..... rubschin:

Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Barman on October 24, 2010, 07:51:12 AM
Out them!  cussing:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Snoopy on October 24, 2010, 07:52:56 AM
lol:

Involved new members who were not who they said they were ..... rubschin:




Wot .... like spies from werk luring you into indiscretions or the Brat to enable her to blackmail you into giving bigger and better Chrissy presents like?
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 24, 2010, 08:04:27 AM
 No ...a man with pictures that I had never seen before and nobody believed me when I said they'd  been PhotoShopped  scared2:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Snoopy on October 24, 2010, 08:05:30 AM
US!  eeek:

Not believe YOU  eeek: eeek:

Fecking UNBELIEVABLE!
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 24, 2010, 08:09:24 AM
 lol:

Exactly ....I think  I was actually reading a book in one ......can't be right  scared2:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Pirate on October 24, 2010, 09:01:52 AM
lol:

Exactly ....I think  I was actually reading a book in one ......can't be right  scared2:

 rubschin: The Kama Sutra?
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Nick on October 24, 2010, 09:10:36 AM
Kidnapped by evangelical christians and held naked in the middle  of a marsh. Escaped by nuclear rocket.
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 24, 2010, 09:12:48 AM
 eeek:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Barman on October 24, 2010, 09:22:09 AM
Kidnapped by evangelical christians and held naked in the middle  of a marsh. Escaped by nuclear rocket.

Of course...  happy100
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 24, 2010, 12:22:43 PM
Kidnapped by evangelical christians and held naked in the middle  of a marsh. Escaped by nuclear rocket.

Sounds perfectly plausible, except the escape of course.
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Barman on October 24, 2010, 12:25:20 PM
Kidnapped by evangelical christians and held naked in the middle  of a marsh. Escaped by nuclear rocket.

Sounds perfectly plausible, except the escape of course.

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Nick on October 24, 2010, 01:26:07 PM
I liked the rocket. It was a bit Dan Dare style with a big lever you pushed forward to make it go faster, like.
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 24, 2010, 01:51:28 PM
Flash Gordon  rubschin:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Nick on October 24, 2010, 02:12:09 PM
It's an idea, but I'd be arrested  noooo:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 25, 2010, 07:35:48 AM
Flash Gordon  rubschin:

Dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum

NICK (boom) AAAH AAAAAAAAAH

Gubber of the universe

 whistle:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Barman on October 25, 2010, 07:36:44 AM
Flash Gordon  rubschin:

Dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum

NICK (boom) AAAH AAAAAAAAAH

Gubber of the universe

 whistle:


happy001
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 25, 2010, 07:40:41 AM
 rubschin:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fsvenyboy.files.wordpress.com%2F2007%2F07%2Fthe-ginger-wonder.png&hash=872e995d1770c110079e2e4a972e1c42)
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Barman on October 25, 2010, 07:50:30 AM
rubschin:

([url]https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fsvenyboy.files.wordpress.com%2F2007%2F07%2Fthe-ginger-wonder.png&hash=872e995d1770c110079e2e4a972e1c42[/url])


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsmiley-laughing007.gif&hash=83bc196c4b48087458899f76fa77cc2b) (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php)
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 25, 2010, 07:59:06 AM
rubschin:

([url]https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fsvenyboy.files.wordpress.com%2F2007%2F07%2Fthe-ginger-wonder.png&hash=872e995d1770c110079e2e4a972e1c42[/url])


I thought Nick threw the Captain Calamity costume away  whistle:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Nick on October 25, 2010, 08:02:23 AM
 evil:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 25, 2010, 01:59:01 PM
happy001

Seeing as you liked it BM, here is a little more. I may need a list of Nicks misadventures to finish it though. On the other hand I could make anything up and as long as it is Nick like who could tell the difference.  rubschin:

Dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum

NICK (boom) AAAH AAAAAAAAAH

Gubber of the universe

Daan daan dada

Dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum

NICK (boom) AAAH AAAAAAAAAH

Covered in badger guts

Daan daan dada

[cue Brian Blessed] Microwave's fried fried fried fried fried
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Nick on October 30, 2010, 07:40:28 AM
Wy would the Duke of Edinburgh take such a close personal interest into my salmon chasing project?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Barman on October 30, 2010, 07:43:51 AM
Wy would the Duke of Edinburgh take such a close personal interest into my salmon chasing project?  rubschin:

Prolly wants to incorporate it into the awards scheme like...? Shrugs:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 30, 2010, 02:35:32 PM
Have you seen that thing that they think they have a machine that can interpret dreams now ..


http://www.telegraph.co.uk/science/science-news/8091994/Scientists-plan-to-record-peoples-dreams.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/science/science-news/8091994/Scientists-plan-to-record-peoples-dreams.html)

I think even they would struggle with Nick  noooo:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Nick on October 30, 2010, 02:37:59 PM
I recall that I also killed James Bond (Sean Connery version) and |Captain Jean Luc Picard in a three way gunfight too. Sorry  surrender:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 30, 2010, 03:08:02 PM
I recall that I also killed James Bond (Sean Connery version) and |Captain Jean Luc Picard in a three way gunfight too. Sorry  surrender:

At least you missed your foot this time.  ::)
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Nick on October 30, 2010, 03:18:07 PM
Not in real life  noooo:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 30, 2010, 03:21:01 PM
I recall that I also killed James Bond (Sean Connery version) and |Captain Jean Luc Picard in a three way gunfight too. Sorry  surrender:

Enough about the spectators did you get the other 2 gunfighters?  whistle:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Pastis on October 30, 2010, 03:47:56 PM
Have you seen that thing that they think they have a machine that can interpret dreams now ..


[url]http://www.telegraph.co.uk/science/science-news/8091994/Scientists-plan-to-record-peoples-dreams.html[/url] ([url]http://www.telegraph.co.uk/science/science-news/8091994/Scientists-plan-to-record-peoples-dreams.html[/url])


Quote
He found that a particular neuron lit up when a volunteer thought about Marilyn Monroe.


You don't say!   eyes:


Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Nick on October 30, 2010, 03:49:35 PM
Mr Thread? Mr Gutter awaits your presence chez Pastis  noooo:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Pastis on October 30, 2010, 03:55:37 PM
But, but I was only quoting ...

 redface:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 31, 2010, 07:07:18 AM
I dreamt I was given a fine for illegal downloading to the tune of £44,000.   cry: ::) eeek:

'They' wouldn't believe it wasn't me  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Barman on October 31, 2010, 07:19:21 AM
I dreamt I was given a fine for illegal downloading to the tune of £44,000.   cry: ::) eeek:

'They' wouldn't believe it wasn't me  eveilgrin:

Blamed the brat to try and get her carted off to the orphanage eh...?  noooo:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 31, 2010, 07:24:43 AM
Well it's logical surely if it wasn't me  redface:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Barman on October 31, 2010, 07:32:41 AM
Well it's logical surely if it wasn't me  redface:

Tsk, tsk...  noooo:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 01, 2010, 07:15:44 AM
I dreamt I was given a book as a present but I wasn't actually allowed to  read it myself. It had 4 chapters and I had to find four different people to read them to me  rubschin:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Barman on November 01, 2010, 07:16:59 AM
I dreamt I was given a book as a present but I wasn't actually allowed to  read it myself. It had 4 chapters and I had to find four different people to read them to me  rubschin:

Gasp!  eeek:

You know what that means don't you?????? eeek:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 01, 2010, 07:27:13 AM
Wot .....that I can't read  redface:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Barman on November 01, 2010, 07:29:50 AM
Wot .....that I can't read  redface:

Yes!  point:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 01, 2010, 07:38:46 AM
Aaaah but you see it was more complicated than that as an 'accident' befell each person after they had read their chapter.

At the end of the book there was a Hoooooge revelation but I can't remember what it was  redface:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Barman on November 01, 2010, 07:40:51 AM
Aaaah but you see it was more complicated than that as an 'accident' befell each person after they had read their chapter.

At the end of the book there was a Hoooooge revelation but I can't remember what it was  redface:

It prolly revealed that you had ruined my joke and spoilt my day...  evil:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 01, 2010, 07:43:13 AM
Oh  redface:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Snoopy on November 01, 2010, 09:02:02 AM
If that was his best joke of the morning the day already had the skids under it  point:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Barman on November 01, 2010, 10:46:42 AM
If that was his best joke of the morning the day already had the skids under it  point:

 evil:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 01, 2010, 01:48:34 PM
If that was his best joke of the morning the day already had the skids under it  point:

 evil:

Of the morning?  whistle:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Nick on November 09, 2010, 08:38:59 AM
I was fishing about in the fridge a few minutes ago and set aside some bits and pieces that have gone a bit mushy. Some cucumber, some salad leaves, an apple. Then I thought I had better feed them to my pet giant tortoise.


 rubschin:

I don't actually have a pet giant tortoise.  confused:

Very real in that dream though  rubschin:

Have binned the lot now.
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Snoopy on November 09, 2010, 08:42:06 AM
You've only had the fridge a couple of weeks ..........  eeek:



Methinks you should stop joining the OAPs on the "reduced to clear" scramble in Tesco.
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 09, 2010, 08:45:31 AM
Methinks you should stop joining the OAPs on the "reduced to clear" scramble in Tesco.
I have never seen a tortoise in our branch of Tesco. rubschin:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Nick on November 09, 2010, 08:46:58 AM
They shelve them next to the Cornish Pasties.
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Snoopy on November 09, 2010, 09:02:01 AM
Methinks you should stop joining the OAPs on the "reduced to clear" scramble in Tesco.
I have never seen a tortoise in our branch of Tesco. rubschin:


Not even the wizen faced little old lady with the tartan shopping trolley?
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Nick on November 09, 2010, 09:03:37 AM
No way to talk about Mrs DS #3  noooo:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 09, 2010, 09:51:58 AM
No way to talk about Mrs DS #3  noooo:

Quite, she has always eschewed shopping trollies.
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Pirate on November 16, 2010, 10:44:55 PM
Last night I spent the entire night taking statements...I must have interviewed at least 30 people...the only break I had was when I got up for a pee
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on November 16, 2010, 10:46:37 PM
You should have gone to sleep then silly face. ::)
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Pirate on November 16, 2010, 10:54:31 PM
I was asleep...I was dreaming...I was still dreaming when I got up and peed in the wardrobe...
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: apc2010 on November 16, 2010, 10:56:10 PM
I once had a recurring dream ....
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Pirate on November 16, 2010, 11:00:13 PM
I once had a recurring dream within a dream
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 17, 2010, 07:15:35 AM
Last night I spent the entire night taking statements...I must have interviewed at least 30 people...the only break I had was when I got up for a pee

Waterboarding again eh......tsk, tsk tsk
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Barman on November 17, 2010, 07:18:13 AM
Last night I spent the entire night taking statements...I must have interviewed at least 30 people...the only break I had was when I got up for a pee

Waterboarding again eh......tsk, tsk tsk

 drumroll:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on November 17, 2010, 08:16:44 AM
I once had a recurring dream within a dream.  The whole dream/dreams took place in my bedroom and involved aliens. eeek:  It was a nightmare and as a result of it I can quite understand how some people can end up believing that they have been abducted by aliens. scared2:

I had this dream about 10 years ago and it is as vivid today as it was then.
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Barman on November 17, 2010, 08:48:45 AM
I once had a recurring dream within a dream.  The whole dream/dreams took place in my bedroom and involved aliens. eeek:  It was a nightmare and as a result of it I can quite understand how some people can end up believing that they have been abducted by aliens. scared2:

I had this dream about 10 years ago and it is as vivid today as it was then.

Perhaps you were abducted...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 17, 2010, 02:21:52 PM
I once had a recurring dream within a dream.  The whole dream/dreams took place in my bedroom and involved aliens. eeek:  It was a nightmare and as a result of it I can quite understand how some people can end up believing that they have been abducted by aliens. scared2:

I had this dream about 10 years ago and it is as vivid today as it was then.

Perhaps you were abducted...?  rubschin:

 rubschin:

Any sudden nosebleeds, pain when seated, desire to eat hamsters?
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on November 17, 2010, 03:41:11 PM
I once had a recurring dream within a dream.  The whole dream/dreams took place in my bedroom and involved aliens. eeek:  It was a nightmare and as a result of it I can quite understand how some people can end up believing that they have been abducted by aliens. scared2:

I had this dream about 10 years ago and it is as vivid today as it was then.

Perhaps you were abducted...?  rubschin:

 rubschin:

Any sudden nosebleeds, pain when seated, desire to eat hamsters?

No to the first two.  But I do eat rabbit and fancy munching on a squirrel, do they count?
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Barman on November 17, 2010, 03:43:41 PM
I once had a recurring dream within a dream.  The whole dream/dreams took place in my bedroom and involved aliens. eeek:  It was a nightmare and as a result of it I can quite understand how some people can end up believing that they have been abducted by aliens. scared2:

I had this dream about 10 years ago and it is as vivid today as it was then.

Perhaps you were abducted...?  rubschin:

 rubschin:

Any sudden nosebleeds, pain when seated, desire to eat hamsters?

No to the first two.  But I do eat rabbit and fancy munching on a squirrel, do they count?

Abducted for sure... and probed prolly - hence the sophisticated arse...  noooo:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Nick on November 17, 2010, 04:17:39 PM
I once had a recurring dream within a dream.  The whole dream/dreams took place in my bedroom and involved aliens. eeek:  It was a nightmare and as a result of it I can quite understand how some people can end up believing that they have been abducted by aliens. scared2:

I had this dream about 10 years ago and it is as vivid today as it was then.

Perhaps you were abducted...?  rubschin:

 rubschin:

Any sudden nosebleeds, pain when seated, desire to eat hamsters?

No to the first two.  But I do eat rabbit and fancy munching on a squirrel, do they count?

Where do you stand on beaver?
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Snoopy on November 17, 2010, 04:19:01 PM
O.C.D.  ;)
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Barman on November 17, 2010, 04:21:01 PM
I once had a recurring dream within a dream.  The whole dream/dreams took place in my bedroom and involved aliens. eeek:  It was a nightmare and as a result of it I can quite understand how some people can end up believing that they have been abducted by aliens. scared2:

I had this dream about 10 years ago and it is as vivid today as it was then.

Perhaps you were abducted...?  rubschin:

 rubschin:

Any sudden nosebleeds, pain when seated, desire to eat hamsters?

No to the first two.  But I do eat rabbit and fancy munching on a squirrel, do they count?

Where do you stand on beaver?

As far away as possible...
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on November 17, 2010, 05:15:06 PM
I plead the "Fifth Amendment".
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Nick on November 25, 2010, 08:45:46 AM
WARTS  eeek:  Warts the size of cabbages  eeek:  All over  scared2:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Pastis on November 25, 2010, 09:18:26 AM
You are Rowley Birkin QC and I claim my £5.  Were you very, very drunk by the way?
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Just One More on November 27, 2010, 01:27:07 PM
Snoopy just broke my dream. I dreamt I was at a Kevin Bloody Wilson concert and I was the butt of a few jokes as were most others sat in the front row... you should have posted the Festival of Farts one Snoopy  ;D
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Pastis on November 27, 2010, 03:06:52 PM
I just remembered I was having a drink with Dusty Springfield last night  eeek:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Snoopy on November 27, 2010, 03:41:53 PM
Snoopy just broke my dream. I dreamt I was at a Kevin Bloody Wilson concert and I was the butt of a few jokes as were most others sat in the front row... you should have posted the Festival of Farts one Snoopy  ;D


I'm in enough trouble as it is.

Must say it was jolly decent of BM to let me stay in the Kennel.  redface:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on December 04, 2010, 08:53:45 AM
I had a dream where I went and stayed at someone's house but was most disturbed as the room was really disgusting. ( Premonition on behalf of Miss C perhaps  whistle: )

Anyways I checked under the bed - obviously to confirm there were no monsters ...but there were these little micro pigs ( about a 1cm in size) with biting fangs eating other insects under there  rubschin:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Barman on December 04, 2010, 08:56:07 AM
I had a dream where I went and stayed at someone's house but was most disturbed as the room was really disgusting. ( Premonition on behalf of Miss C perhaps  whistle: )

Anyways I checked under the bed - obviously to confirm there were no monsters ...but there were these little micro pigs ( about a 1cm in size) with biting fangs eating other insects under there  rubschin:

Been on the voddy had you...?  point:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Pirate on December 04, 2010, 12:30:03 PM
I had a dream where I went and stayed at someone's house but was most disturbed as the room was really disgusting. ( Premonition on behalf of Miss C perhaps  whistle: )

Anyways I checked under the bed - obviously to confirm there were no monsters ...but there were these little micro pigs ( about a 1cm in size) with biting fangs eating other insects under there  rubschin:

Been on the voddy had you...?  point:

Magic Mushrooms more like
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Nick on February 22, 2011, 08:21:24 AM
Rescued a pensioner from drowning (she insisted on tipping me 150 Euros) and then went, still wet, to a ghastly conference where I booted Stelios out of his place  rubschin:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on February 22, 2011, 08:55:51 AM
I sincerely hope not after the weird ones I was having last night. scared2:

They were horrible.
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Just One More on February 22, 2011, 06:27:44 PM
Strange that this thread has been resurrected today, I was only thinking earlier of posting in it. I think this is my first foray into this thread. Most of my dreams are pretty insignificant but for some reason last night's one was very vivid. I was stood at the checkout in Makro and some old biddy was pestering the hell about me wanting to know who manufactured my 5 litre containers of washing up liquid, bleach and disinfectant. Am I being told to clean up my act  rubschin:  I never find out how it ended cos te alarm went off
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Barman on February 22, 2011, 06:29:58 PM
Strange that this thread has been resurrected today, I was only thinking earlier of posting in it. I think this is my first foray into this thread. Most of my dreams are pretty insignificant but for some reason last night's one was very vivid. I was stood at the checkout in Makro and some old biddy was pestering the hell about me wanting to know who manufactured my 5 litre containers of washing up liquid, bleach and disinfectant. Am I being told to clean up my act  rubschin:  I never find out how it ended cos te alarm went off

 whacky115
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Pirate on February 22, 2011, 06:34:06 PM
I wrote the longest statement ever for 8 hours, well except for between 0320 and 0430 while I was tossing and turning. The thing is...I knew I was dreaming, but still carried on...There was no-one else in the interview room, so as usual I must have wrote the statement before the interview started... whistle:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Pastis on February 22, 2011, 06:34:38 PM
Strange that this thread has been resurrected today, I was only thinking earlier of posting in it. I think this is my first foray into this thread. Most of my dreams are pretty insignificant but for some reason last night's one was very vivid. I was stood at the checkout in Makro and some old biddy was pestering the hell about me wanting to know who manufactured my 5 litre containers of washing up liquid, bleach and disinfectant. Am I being told to clean up my act  rubschin:  I never find out how it ended cos te alarm went off

 whacky115

Pssst!  It's a dream, OK?
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Nick on February 22, 2011, 06:36:50 PM
I wrote the longest statement ever for 8 hours, well except for between 0320 and 0430 while I was tossing and turning. The thing is...I knew I was dreaming, but still carried on...There was no-one else in the interview room, so as usual I must have wrote the statement before the interview started... whistle:

As coppers so often do  whistle:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Pastis on February 22, 2011, 06:40:50 PM
I wrote the longest statement ever for 8 hours, well except for between 0320 and 0430 while I was tossing and turning. The thing is...I knew I was dreaming, but still carried on...There was no-one else in the interview room, so as usual I must have wrote the statement before the interview started... whistle:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mwgOjg4NVfQ

 whistle:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 26, 2011, 10:16:50 AM
Wonder what this guy would make of Nick...  lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-1360777/Can-dreams-predict-future-The-intriguing-book-examines-psychology-paranormal.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-1360777/Can-dreams-predict-future-The-intriguing-book-examines-psychology-paranormal.html)
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Nick on February 27, 2011, 06:41:19 PM
I realised today that my car is due for a service and MOT. I had dreamt it had already been done  noooo:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Pastis on February 27, 2011, 06:46:20 PM
I've had some dreadful ones this past week  noooo: . The sort where you wake up and are convinced that it was real and plan your day accordingly  redface:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Nick on February 27, 2011, 06:48:44 PM
I know. The mechanics in my dream had changed the cam belt and everyfink  noooo:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Snoopy on February 27, 2011, 07:07:31 PM
I realised today that my car is due for a service and MOT. I had dreamt it had already been done  noooo:

I know. The mechanics in my dream had changed the cam belt and everyfink  noooo:

But you are buying/leasing a new car ... why bother? Just chop it in and get another.
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Nick on February 27, 2011, 07:09:47 PM
I can't afford to do anyfink about a new car at the mo  evil:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Snoopy on February 27, 2011, 07:11:32 PM
Deposit on new lease would be less than a new cam belt and full service ..... but that was only a dream...........  ;)
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on February 28, 2011, 08:15:30 AM
I dreamt that I was having Christmas dinner with the Monkees (sp) the group rather than the animals though the difference may be minimal, I was quite put out and the turkey was raw. noooo:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: apc2010 on February 28, 2011, 10:30:17 AM
I dreamt that I was having Christmas dinner with the Monkees (sp) the group rather than the animals though the difference may be minimal, I was quite put out and the turkey was raw. noooo:

ear worm ............. cussing:
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Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on February 28, 2011, 10:33:23 AM
 point:
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Post by: barmisspah? on February 28, 2011, 01:00:37 PM
I was walking home through a park, it was a lovely sunny day so I decided to walk round the pond/lake which was shaded.
Just then the circus arrived at the park gates & they let the elephants loose - the elephants saw the water & all came running over I wasn't worried about that bit but then they let the lions loose too. I ran through one of the gates and was in a High street full of shoppers where I found a baby elephant which I picked up & then tried to find the way back to the park so I could reunite him with the other elephants.
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Post by: Darwins Selection on February 28, 2011, 01:12:57 PM
I was walking home through a park, it was a lovely sunny day so I decided to walk round the pond/lake which was shaded.
Just then the circus arrived at the park gates & they let the elephants loose - the elephants saw the water & all came running over I wasn't worried about that bit but then they let the lions loose too. I ran through one of the gates and was in a High street full of shoppers where I found a baby elephant which I picked up & then tried to find the way back to the park so I could reunite him with the other elephants.

That is all very interesting, but have you had any strange dreams?
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Post by: Snoopy on February 28, 2011, 01:17:41 PM
I was walking home through a park, it was a lovely sunny day so I decided to walk round the pond/lake which was shaded.
Just then the circus arrived at the park gates & they let the elephants loose - the elephants saw the water & all came running over I wasn't worried about that bit but then they let the lions loose too. I ran through one of the gates and was in a High street full of shoppers where I found a baby elephant which I picked up & then tried to find the way back to the park so I could reunite him with the other elephants.


Your dream indicates that you should not eat cheese for supper  lol:


Either that or those marbles you fear may be vanishing have gone completely!
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Nick on March 02, 2011, 11:27:50 AM
What a night! Conference, job interviews, some muppet in a Vauxhall VIva, eating ice cream in a boat
 , chinese dogs everywhere and I found a Korean chap living in my bathroom - good job I had a little police station in the house!
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Post by: Darwins Selection on March 02, 2011, 11:33:55 AM
What a night! Conference, job interviews, some muppet in a Vauxhall VIva, eating ice cream in a , chinese dogs everywhere and I found a Korean chap living in my bathroom - good job I had a little police station in the house!


 noooo:

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Post by: Barman on March 02, 2011, 11:47:35 AM
What a night! Conference, job interviews, some muppet in a Vauxhall VIva, eating ice cream in a boat
 , chinese dogs everywhere and I found a Korean chap living in my bathroom - good job I had a little police station in the house!

 noooo:
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Post by: apc2010 on March 02, 2011, 11:51:43 AM
Well I think this answers my question about new members not posting ............. whistle:
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Post by: Darwins Selection on March 02, 2011, 03:13:41 PM
Well I think this answers my question about new members not posting ............. whistle:
drumroll:
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Post by: Nick on March 02, 2011, 03:20:52 PM
 evil:
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Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 02, 2011, 05:33:35 PM
I am putting my weird and not so wonderful dreams down to new medication and no it is not just a different variety of PG. evil:
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Post by: Snoopy on March 02, 2011, 05:54:13 PM
Amiodarone used to give me terrible nightmares ..... Don't take it any more as it also had a bad effect on my Thyroid.
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Post by: Bar Wench on March 02, 2011, 08:23:50 PM
The best is the nicotine patches, the strongest ones they do, stick one on just before bed, technicolour weirdness ahoy!
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Post by: Nick on March 02, 2011, 08:28:37 PM
 cloud9:
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Post by: Grumpmeister on March 02, 2011, 09:13:53 PM
What a night! Conference, job interviews, some muppet in a Vauxhall VIva, eating ice cream in a boat
 , chinese dogs everywhere and I found a Korean chap living in my bathroom - good job I had a little police station in the house!


 noooo:


So we are all agreed that we need to find Nick a thrapist that a) he will go back to and b) won't be scared off by traipsing through his mind.

Don't know about b, but I think I have a covered  whistle:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1362208/Naked-therapist-Sarah-White-solves-patients-problems-stripping-sessions.html
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Post by: Darwins Selection on March 02, 2011, 09:23:21 PM
What a night! Conference, job interviews, some muppet in a Vauxhall VIva, eating ice cream in a boat
 , chinese dogs everywhere and I found a Korean chap living in my bathroom - good job I had a little police station in the house!

 noooo:

So we are all agreed that we need to find Nick a thrapist

A monk with a speech impediment?
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Post by: apc2010 on March 02, 2011, 09:26:19 PM
What a night! Conference, job interviews, some muppet in a Vauxhall VIva, eating ice cream in a boat
 , chinese dogs everywhere and I found a Korean chap living in my bathroom - good job I had a little police station in the house!

 noooo:

So we are all agreed that we need to find Nick a thrapist

A monk with a speech impediment?

 happy001
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Post by: Nick on March 03, 2011, 07:42:52 AM
I spent last night as an MP, though why I had to do the job naked I know not  noooo:
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 03, 2011, 08:16:01 AM
Emperor's new clothes syndrome ....power and authority exposing you at your most vulnerable- hence the nakedness  whistle:
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Post by: Barman on March 03, 2011, 08:25:20 AM
I spent last night as an MP, though why I had to do the job naked I know not  noooo:

Was there a black bin bag and orange involved...?  rubschin:
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 03, 2011, 08:28:45 AM
Would that not have been camouflaged in the beard  rubschin:
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Post by: Just One More on March 03, 2011, 10:17:43 AM
 happy001
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Post by: Barman on March 03, 2011, 10:37:55 AM
Would that not have been camouflaged in the beard  rubschin:

 drumroll:

 lol: lol: lol:
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Post by: Darwins Selection on March 03, 2011, 11:44:05 AM
Would that not have been camouflaged in the beard  rubschin:
  happy001 happy001 point:
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Post by: barmisspah? on March 03, 2011, 11:54:10 AM
What a night! Conference, job interviews, some muppet in a Vauxhall VIva, eating ice cream in a boat
 , chinese dogs everywhere and I found a Korean chap living in my bathroom - good job I had a little police station in the house!

 noooo:

So we are all agreed that we need to find Nick a thrapist

A monk with a speech impediment?
Mr Coffee say hello to Mr Keyboard  happy001
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 11, 2011, 08:30:41 AM
I had a really detailed dream last night.

I was travelling on an inflatable ferry ( full sized carrying cars/ lorries and passengers etc ) across The Channel. Before we got to France we stopped and did some scuba diving in some beautiful coral areas  whacky115 and then landed in France.

Did something there - this bit is non descript and then got back on inflatlable ferry back to Blighty. When we got back and all the passengers and vehicles had disembarked we had to deflate the ferry and roll it up ( like a carpet) and carry it on our shoulders home.

When we got home we inflated it again and put it in the back garden. It seemed to fit even though it was full size again  rubschin: and then we used it as a bouncy castle ????

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Post by: Nick on March 11, 2011, 08:36:40 AM
Voddy poisoning  scared2: scared2:
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Post by: apc2010 on March 11, 2011, 12:03:24 PM
I had a really detailed dream last night.

I was travelling on an inflatable ferry ( full sized carrying cars/ lorries and passengers etc ) across The Channel. Before we got to France we stopped and did some scuba diving in some beautiful coral areas  whacky115 and then landed in France.

Did something there - this bit is non descript and then got back on inflatlable ferry back to Blighty. When we got back and all the passengers and vehicles had disembarked we had to deflate the ferry and roll it up ( like a carpet) and carry it on our shoulders home.

When we got home we inflated it again and put it in the back garden. It seemed to fit even though it was full size again  rubschin: and then we used it as a bouncy castle ????



Whatever floats your boat ...........
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Post by: Just One More on March 11, 2011, 07:29:04 PM
I was woken from my dream at just before five this morning. There I was playing for England at rugby, 25m out from the try line, I made a long looping pass to my colleague Roy on the wing, it cleared two other team mates on the way, a dream of a pass, and the pillock missed it and let the ball go into the crowd. Thing was, I must have been acting it out because I gave the bedside cabinet such a crack that my wrist ached like f***. It would have been interesting outcome had I passed it the other way  eveilgrin:
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Post by: Nick on March 11, 2011, 07:37:03 PM
I prefer inflatable ferries and naked wimmin
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Post by: apc2010 on March 11, 2011, 07:43:01 PM
I prefer inflatable ferries and naked wimmin

She said scuba not skinny ........... ::)
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Post by: Nick on March 11, 2011, 07:43:56 PM
I have my own dreams, thank you very much
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Post by: Baldy on March 12, 2011, 12:38:54 AM
I have my own dreams, thank you very much

Wet?  whistle:
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Post by: Barman on March 12, 2011, 05:35:50 AM
I have my own dreams, thank you very much

Wet?  whistle:

 lol: lol: lol:
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 16, 2011, 08:09:36 AM
Last nights dream was very detailed and long, with lots of twists and turns. I am not prepared to reveal details

It woke me up at 3.30 and I took over an hour to get back to sleep then  Banghead

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Post by: Nick on March 16, 2011, 08:19:46 AM
 Popcorn:
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 16, 2011, 08:21:05 AM
Munch away , that's all your getting  lol:
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Post by: Just One More on March 16, 2011, 10:25:13 AM
Were you on the Snake Pass heading to Miss C's gaffe  rubschin:
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Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 16, 2011, 02:25:53 PM
I will get some voddy in just in case like.

I have been having weird and not so wonderful dreams of late put it down to new medications. evil:
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Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 21, 2011, 07:33:34 AM
This morning I was dreaming that I was cleaning out a river with Uncle, not to bad as dreams go but he had the broom I had to make do with my bare hands and an old carrier bag. noooo:
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Post by: Uncle Mort on March 21, 2011, 07:35:41 AM
 eeek:
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Post by: Just One More on March 21, 2011, 07:38:01 AM
This morning I was dreaming that I was cleaning out a river with Uncle, not to bad as dreams go but he had the broom I has to make do with my bare hands and an old carrier bag. noooo:

Prolly means you're in de-Nile  redface:
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Post by: Snoopy on March 21, 2011, 07:43:59 AM
This morning I was dreaming that I was cleaning out a river with Uncle, not to bad as dreams go but he had the broom I has to make do with my bare hands and an old carrier bag. noooo:

Prolly means you're in de-Nile  redface:


She could, of course, be Itchen to get wet with Uncle or maybe just Testing the waters like.

Alternatively she may just have a secret longing to be an Avon lady.
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Post by: Uncle Mort on March 21, 2011, 07:46:32 AM
Probably just Teesing.
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Post by: Snoopy on March 21, 2011, 07:47:42 AM
The words "As a newt" come to mind.
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Just One More on March 21, 2011, 07:52:57 AM
This morning I was dreaming that I was cleaning out a river with Uncle, not to bad as dreams go but he had the broom I has to make do with my bare hands and an old carrier bag. noooo:

Prolly means you're in de-Nile  redface:


She could, of course, be Itchen to get wet with Uncle or maybe just Testing the waters like.

Alternatively she may just have a secret longing to be an Avon lady.

Top marks for geting three Hampshire rivers in Snoopy  happy088 . Something tells me you'll have swum in them all, fished in them when the warden was elsewhere, and enjoyed "fun" riverside
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Post by: Snoopy on March 21, 2011, 07:57:40 AM
This morning I was dreaming that I was cleaning out a river with Uncle, not to bad as dreams go but he had the broom I has to make do with my bare hands and an old carrier bag. noooo:

Prolly means you're in de-Nile  redface:


She could, of course, be Itchen to get wet with Uncle or maybe just Testing the waters like.

Alternatively she may just have a secret longing to be an Avon lady.

Top marks for geting three Hampshire rivers in Snoopy  happy088 . Something tells me you'll have swum in them all, fished in them when the warden was elsewhere, and enjoyed "fun" riverside


Indeed I have  ;D

Trout and Grayling from the Itchen often.
Salmon from the Test (occasionally) and a Boxing Day tradition was to go Pike Fishing in the Avon.
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Post by: Nick on March 22, 2011, 09:58:30 AM
Is there a game in which the players have tennis balls and racquets but play it up to their waists in a pond?
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 22, 2011, 09:59:09 AM
Water table tennis ????
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Post by: Nick on March 22, 2011, 09:59:44 AM
 rubschin:
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Post by: Barman on March 22, 2011, 10:00:11 AM
Water table tennis ????

 drumroll:
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Post by: Nick on March 22, 2011, 10:03:41 AM
ANd there was a big green thing, sort of sock shaped, half plant half animal that kept nibbling the players' legs  rubschin:
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Post by: Snoopy on March 22, 2011, 10:08:26 AM
Is there a game in which the players have tennis balls and racquets but play it up to their waists in a pond?



Wimbledon?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Pveu-RPAO0
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Post by: Nick on March 22, 2011, 10:21:00 AM
 drumroll:
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 22, 2011, 12:55:52 PM
Is there a game in which the players have tennis balls and racquets but play it up to their waists in a pond?



Wimbledon?

[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Pveu-RPAO0[/url]


But Wimbledon isn't a game  whacky115

OMG - Miss D has turned pedantic ...must be the sun  whistle:
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Post by: Snoopy on March 22, 2011, 01:34:29 PM
Smugness has gone to her head.  lol:
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 22, 2011, 01:40:07 PM
 lol: lol: lol:
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Post by: Nick on March 26, 2011, 09:32:28 AM
WHat a dreadful night. Just about everyone I have ever known materialised in my dream and got all mixed up with each other in some frightful swimming pool with a bus station inside it. It went on and on and on. I had to get p and go for a walk at 5.00 when it occurred to me that my whole life was flashing before me   scared2:

The only thing to eat was hot jam sandwiches!!

Oh yes, and Tipsy appears to be very tall with a hook nose  eeek:

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Post by: Baldy on March 26, 2011, 10:17:08 AM
WHat a dreadful night. Just about everyone I have ever known materialised in my dream and got all mixed up with each other in some frightful swimming pool with a bus station inside it. It went on and on and on. I had to get p and go for a walk at 5.00 when it occurred to me that my whole life was flashing before me   scared2:

The only thing to eat was hot jam sandwiches!!

Oh yes, and Tipsy appears to be very tall with a hook nose  eeek:



 eeek: eeek: eeek:
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Post by: Just One More on March 26, 2011, 10:55:13 AM
WHat a dreadful night. Just about everyone I have ever known materialised in my dream and got all mixed up with each other in some frightful swimming pool with a bus station inside it. It went on and on and on. I had to get p and go for a walk at 5.00 when it occurred to me that my whole life was flashing before me   scared2:

The only thing to eat was hot jam sandwiches!!

Oh yes, and Tipsy appears to be very tall with a hook nose  eeek:



That's not Tipsy, that's the grim reaper  scared2:

Poor Nick, I quite liked him  sad24:
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Post by: Pirate on March 26, 2011, 11:21:12 AM
WHat a dreadful night. Just about everyone I have ever known materialised in my dream and got all mixed up with each other in some frightful swimming pool with a bus station inside it. It went on and on and on. I had to get p and go for a walk at 5.00 when it occurred to me that my whole life was flashing before me   scared2:

The only thing to eat was hot jam sandwiches!!

Oh yes, and Tipsy appears to be very tall with a hook nose  eeek:




That's not Tipsy, that's the grim reaper  scared2:

Poor Nick, I quite liked him  sad24:


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Post by: Pastis on March 26, 2011, 05:58:51 PM
I seemed to be dreaming about production quantity tolerances, wastage and quality control, %age loss etc  scared2:
Made some notes when I woke up and mentioned it to the client / customer when I saw them after lunch...

They said that's one of the things they wanted to know today ... but we hadn't discussed it yet...   eeek:    angel1 angel1
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 26, 2011, 05:59:48 PM
Lottery numbers quick....have a power nap  whistle:
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Post by: Pastis on March 26, 2011, 06:03:01 PM
I'm seeing 2s ... lots of them  rubschin:

2, 21, 28, 32, 42, place yur bets  whistle:
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 26, 2011, 06:05:41 PM
I dreamt last night that The Brat had twins  shocked003
It was horrible  noooo:
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Post by: Pastis on March 26, 2011, 06:07:31 PM
 shocked003 shocked003

2s ... twins ...  scared2: scared2:
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 26, 2011, 06:09:24 PM
I know....The Prophet Pasty will be holding surgeries at a venue near you soon.

It was the ouija board that did it for you wasn't it  noooo:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Nick on March 26, 2011, 06:09:45 PM
I dreamt last night that The Brat had twins  shocked003
It was horrible  noooo:

DId they both have mobile phones  point:
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Post by: Barman on March 26, 2011, 06:14:54 PM
I dreamt last night that The Brat had twins  shocked003
It was horrible  noooo:

DId they both have mobile phones  point:

happy001
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Pastis on March 26, 2011, 06:18:30 PM
I should be holding seances a la Madame Arcarti, plus the herbs are coming on a pace  whistle:

I'm seeing multiple revenue streams  Sinister:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Barman on March 26, 2011, 06:23:04 PM
I should be holding seances a la Madame Arcarti, plus the herbs are coming on a pace  whistle:

I'm seeing multiple revenue streams  Sinister:

I'm seeing the 'Donate' button jumping up and down like a pneumatic drill!  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Nick on April 14, 2011, 04:32:54 PM
I just remembered that last night I dreamt I had a mahoosive splinter in my leg. WHen I got it out it was so big I made it into a chair.  rubschin:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Baldy on April 14, 2011, 06:00:19 PM
I just remembered that last night I dreamt I had a mahoosive splinter in my leg. WHen I got it out it was so big I made it into a chair.  rubschin:

 eeek: eeek: eeek:

A bit like this:
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/81417393/ (http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/81417393/)
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Post by: Pirate on April 14, 2011, 06:48:15 PM
I just remembered that last night I dreamt I had a mahoosive splinter in my leg. WHen I got it out it was so big I made it into a chair.  rubschin:

Was it a wooden leg?
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 08, 2011, 06:07:03 AM
I had a dream last night that I was the pilot of the Millenium Falcon ( Star Wars reference to those that are unaware ) ....all a bit muddled but major conspiracy stuff , lots of good guy , bad guy stuff and then I appeared to end up in the naughty corner ...upside down  rubschin:
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Post by: Snoopy on May 08, 2011, 06:10:22 AM
 rubschin:
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 08, 2011, 06:16:50 AM
I think I was wearing something that offered a bit more protection than that outfit  lol:
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Post by: Darwins Selection on May 08, 2011, 08:07:37 AM
I had a dream last night that I was the pilot of the Millenium Falcon ( Star Wars reference to those that are unaware ) ....all a bit muddled but major conspiracy stuff , lots of good guy , bad guy stuff and then I appeared to end up in the naughty corner ...upside down  rubschin:

Had you broken the nozzel off?
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 08, 2011, 08:10:17 AM
 redface:

No ...but I had battered the ship around a bit...and the people in it  rubschin:
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Post by: Nick on May 08, 2011, 08:11:30 AM
Wimmin drivers  ::)
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Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on May 08, 2011, 08:12:11 AM
I was having dreams about strange places and bathrooms.  I owned a place where the bathroom had four baths all  in a line two normal and two sort of sit up and beg like which doubled as toilets they were all filthy. confused:  It was all very cramped and unpleasant. noooo:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Nick on May 08, 2011, 08:13:32 AM
Maybe you just wandered into your neighbour's house?
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Post by: Darwins Selection on May 08, 2011, 08:17:06 AM
I was having dreams about strange places and bathrooms.  I owned a place where the bathroom had four baths all  in a line two normal and two sort of sit up and beg like which doubled as toilets they were all filthy. confused:  It was all very cramped and unpleasant. noooo:

Sounds like a Dolphin shop.
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 08, 2011, 08:18:38 AM
Or Hospital ???  rubschin:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on May 08, 2011, 08:25:02 AM
I was having dreams about strange places and bathrooms.  I owned a place where the bathroom had four baths all  in a line two normal and two sort of sit up and beg like which doubled as toilets they were all filthy. confused:  It was all very cramped and unpleasant. noooo:

Sounds like a Dolphin shop.

Do shops sell dolphins I have always purchased mine on the internet. whistle:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 08, 2011, 08:29:47 AM
I was having dreams about strange places and bathrooms.  I owned a place where the bathroom had four baths all  in a line two normal and two sort of sit up and beg like which doubled as toilets they were all filthy. confused:  It was all very cramped and unpleasant. noooo:

Sounds like a Dolphin shop.

Do shops sell dolphins I have always purchased mine on the internet. whistle:
Tried PYO?
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Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on May 08, 2011, 01:37:18 PM
Yes but it started bleeding.
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 08, 2011, 02:20:00 PM
Yes but it started bleeding.
drumroll:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Nick on May 11, 2011, 06:28:13 AM
Spent the night at Miss D's wedding. She married some Indian chap. Pasties was there and remarked that by tradition she had to have 15 mothers in law  eeek:

Miss D was charming in shades and a leopard print dress  rubschin:

The ceremony opened with the bridesmaids, who turned out to be Bananarama, singing some jolly songs.

Mercifully my alarm went off at that point
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Barman on May 11, 2011, 06:30:15 AM
Spent the night at Miss D's wedding. She married some Indian chap. Pasties was there and remarked that by tradition she had to have 15 mothers in law  eeek:

Miss D was charming in shades and a leopard print dress  rubschin:

The ceremony opened with the bridesmaids, who turned out to be Bananarama, singing some jolly songs.

Mercifully my alarm went off at that point

I wonder what Rachel was having nightmares dreaming about....?  whistle:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Nick on May 11, 2011, 06:31:25 AM
 evil:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 11, 2011, 07:03:30 AM
Spent the night at Miss D's wedding. She married some Indian chap. Pasties was there and remarked that by tradition she had to have 15 mothers in law  eeek:

Miss D was charming in shades and a leopard print dress  rubschin:

The ceremony opened with the bridesmaids, who turned out to be Bananarama, singing some jolly songs.

Mercifully my alarm went off at that point

a VP arranged marriage eh  rubschin:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Uncle Mort on May 11, 2011, 07:05:06 AM
Spent the night at Miss D's wedding. She married some Indian chap. Pasties was there and remarked that by tradition she had to have 15 mothers in law  eeek:

Miss D was charming in shades and a leopard print dress  rubschin:

The ceremony opened with the bridesmaids, who turned out to be Bananarama, singing some jolly songs.

Mercifully my alarm went off at that point

a VP arranged marriage eh  rubschin:

What could possibly go wrong?
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 11, 2011, 07:06:24 AM
Who is my dowry broker ???

I want to know what I'm worth  rubschin:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Uncle Mort on May 11, 2011, 07:08:01 AM
I'm willing to check your assets.  ;)
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 11, 2011, 07:13:00 AM
And ensure interest rates are high  eyes:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on May 11, 2011, 07:50:28 AM
 I was dreaming about a woman that I have not seen for years I will look her up un Facebook later.
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 14, 2011, 07:27:34 AM
ok ...I shall try and keep this simple , please bear with me.

I was in some place , it was a bit remote and there was a group of us. Think of cabin in mountains but it wasn't quite like that. For some reason we had a little piglet running around which we had named and everything but then we needed food and a decision was made to roast the piglet.

No one wanted to do it , so instead of killing it and blasting it on the oven we decided we would try and cook him whilst he was sleeping  and he would never know about it. So they made his bed over the open stove thing and then turned the heat on. Some were also sleeping in this room . The piglet got up halfway through the night. His skin was already turning to crackling and he went to go and get a drink of water cos he was feeling hot (  redface:), he told us this so he obviously could talk.

I settled him back into his bed and went to go and see if we had any drugs we could give him so he wouldn't wake up again  redface:

Then it cuts to me outside somewhere I don't recognise. And I am stealing some steak that is being left in green recycling bins for this woman who is running some kind of illegal business with this steak cooking. She covers them in some kind of  apple thing which is apparently gorgeous  rubschin: But people have to leave their own steaks wrapped up and juice in this green plastic containers and stack them so no one knows she is doing this.

I sort through these and pick the best steak but get caught. I have to run away but I can only do it but using one leg so I have to do a bounce combo thing which actually sees me covering half a length of a street  in one go .. noooo: noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Just One More on May 14, 2011, 07:35:21 AM
ok ...I shall try and keep this simple , please bear with me.

I was in some place , it was a bit remote and there was a group of us. Think of cabin in mountains but it wasn't quite like that. For some reason we had a little piglet running around which we had named and everything but then we needed food and a decision was made to roast the piglet.

No one wanted to do it , so instead of killing it and blasting it on the oven we decided we would try and cook him whilst he was sleeping  and he would never know about it. So they made his bed over the open stove thing and then turned the heat on. Some were also sleeping in this room . The piglet got up halfway through the night. Hi skin was already turning to crackling and he went to go and get a drink of water cos he was feeling hot (  redface:), he told us this so he obviously could talk.

I settled him back into his bed and went to go and see if we had any drugs we could give him so he wouldn't wake up again  redface:

Then it cuts to me outside somewhere I don't recognise. And I am stealing some steak that is being left in green recycling bins for this woman who is running some kind of illegal business with this steak cooking. She covers them in some kind of  apple thing which is apparently gorgeous  rubschin: But people have to leave their own steaks wrapped up and juice in this green plastic containers and stack them so no one knows she is doing this.

I sort through these and pick the best steak but get caught. I have to run away but I can only do it but using one leg so I have to do a bounce combo thing which actually sees me covering half a length of a street  in one go .. noooo: noooo: noooo:

 eeek:  Keep off the cheese

JOM advises: Dreaming of pork, and of steak suggests a need for meat or a possible connection with a butcher. And running on one leg ..... it's the Okey-Cokey, you butcher left leg in, your butcher left leg out  redface:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 14, 2011, 07:41:18 AM
 happy001 happy001 happy001

Thank you oh wise one  8)
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Post by: Snoopy on May 14, 2011, 07:42:27 AM
Yer bonkers!

And as for you JOM ~ you should be ashamed  noooo:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Pirate on May 14, 2011, 07:43:42 AM
ok ...I shall try and keep this simple , please bear with me.

I was in some place , it was a bit remote and there was a group of us. Think of cabin in mountains but it wasn't quite like that. For some reason we had a little piglet running around which we had named and everything but then we needed food and a decision was made to roast the piglet.

No one wanted to do it , so instead of killing it and blasting it on the oven we decided we would try and cook him whilst he was sleeping  and he would never know about it. So they made his bed over the open stove thing and then turned the heat on. Some were also sleeping in this room . The piglet got up halfway through the night. Hi skin was already turning to crackling and he went to go and get a drink of water cos he was feeling hot (  redface:), he told us this so he obviously could talk.

I settled him back into his bed and went to go and see if we had any drugs we could give him so he wouldn't wake up again  redface:

Then it cuts to me outside somewhere I don't recognise. And I am stealing some steak that is being left in green recycling bins for this woman who is running some kind of illegal business with this steak cooking. She covers them in some kind of  apple thing which is apparently gorgeous  rubschin: But people have to leave their own steaks wrapped up and juice in this green plastic containers and stack them so no one knows she is doing this.

I sort through these and pick the best steak but get caught. I have to run away but I can only do it but using one leg so I have to do a bounce combo thing which actually sees me covering half a length of a street  in one go .. noooo: noooo: noooo:

 eeek:  Keep off the cheese

JOM advises: Dreaming of pork, and of steak suggests a need for meat or a possible connection with a butcher. And running on one leg ..... it's the Okey-Cokey, you butcher left leg in, your butcher left leg out  redface:

Also...

Remember where you keep the Rohypnol
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 14, 2011, 07:48:32 AM
Maybe I just wanted some pork in cider  lol:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Nick on May 14, 2011, 08:20:56 AM
Half the night I was playing underwater football. The other half was  eyes:  I was quite disappointed when I woke up.
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 14, 2011, 08:28:48 AM
Wet the bed had you  whistle:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Barman on May 14, 2011, 08:34:31 AM
Half the night I was playing underwater football. The other half was  eyes:  I was quite disappointed when I woke up.

Wet dream?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 14, 2011, 10:07:47 AM
Maybe I just wanted some pork in cider  lol:

Dreaming of a hot pig then getting arrested all seems very clear to me.  whistle:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 14, 2011, 11:40:48 AM
 lol: lol: lol:

Of course ...it's all very clear now  redface:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Pirate on May 14, 2011, 12:05:53 PM
 rubschin:  cloud9:
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Post by: Snoopy on May 14, 2011, 12:06:38 PM
rubschin:  cloud9:

A lightbulb moment there?
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 14, 2011, 12:16:00 PM
Energy saving ...that's why it took so long to click  ;D
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Post by: Snoopy on May 14, 2011, 12:18:21 PM
 lol: lol: lol:
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Post by: apc2010 on May 14, 2011, 12:22:19 PM
Maybe I just wanted some pork in cider  lol:

My joke...... cussing:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Snoopy on May 14, 2011, 12:31:10 PM
I am struck by an irresistible urge for a little pedantry  whistle:

Maybe I just wanted some pork in cider  lol:


My joke...... cussing:


First used on this site
Quote
April 26, 2008, 01:09:29 PM

http://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php?topic=3564.msg70663#msg70663

And you first registered on
Quote
March 04, 2010, 05:07:23 PM


Anyway the joke was shamelessly stolen from the late great Humph!
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 14, 2011, 12:36:06 PM
Maybe I just wanted some pork in cider  lol:

My joke...... cussing:

Calm down dear  whistle:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Just One More on May 14, 2011, 12:38:26 PM
Snoopy AKA Inspector Corner of the Yard  lol:
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Post by: Snoopy on May 14, 2011, 12:39:50 PM
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ffsb.zedge.net%2Fcontent%2F6%2F2%2F9%2F0%2F1-1422229-6290-t.jpg&hash=fad1c9786f6b5cef10a55c974a7ae747)
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Nick on May 14, 2011, 12:40:12 PM
 cloud9:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Nick on May 16, 2011, 05:44:57 AM
Spent all night directing a film about ghosts that was being improvised by a load of Italian actors. I kept seeing real ghosts  scared2:
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 16, 2011, 05:51:05 AM
I was a scientist specialising in toes and trying to make them all the same size  noooo:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Nick on May 16, 2011, 05:59:06 AM
 whacky115
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on May 16, 2011, 08:01:44 AM
I have been wearing a sort of multi coloured burka so that I could conceal a variety of huge knives and a hand gun. I was scared most of the time. I had to reserve my bed by putting an upside down flip flop on the window cill.
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 16, 2011, 08:02:23 AM
I think we need a VP therapist  noooo:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Baldy on May 16, 2011, 08:04:57 AM
I think we need a VP therapist  noooo:

Not sure if anyone will take up the task.
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 16, 2011, 08:09:14 AM
Well we'd obviously need someone impartial, non judgemental and broad minded  rubschin:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Baldy on May 16, 2011, 08:10:47 AM
Well we'd obviously need someone impartial, non judgemental and broad minded  rubschin:

And offer a salary slightly higher than Mr Gate$.
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 16, 2011, 08:11:48 AM
Gareth ?   lol:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Barman on May 16, 2011, 08:20:20 AM
Well we'd obviously need someone impartial, non judgemental and broad minded  rubschin:

And offer a salary slightly higher than Mr Gate$.

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on May 16, 2011, 10:56:14 AM
Well we'd obviously need someone impartial, non judgemental and broad minded completely mental  rubschin:

There we are corrected in the best possible taste. razz:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 16, 2011, 01:18:47 PM
Well we'd obviously need someone impartial, non judgemental and broad minded completely mental  rubschin:

There we are corrected in the best possible taste. razz:

Are you looking for a volunteer?
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Snoopy on May 16, 2011, 01:49:50 PM
Well we'd obviously need someone impartial, non judgemental and broad minded completely mental  rubschin:

There we are corrected in the best possible taste. razz:

Are you looking for a volunteer?

Oh BM lurves volunteers ...... They come free  whistle:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on May 16, 2011, 03:47:02 PM
Well we'd obviously need someone impartial, non judgemental and broad minded completely mental  rubschin:

There we are corrected in the best possible taste. razz:

Are you looking for a volunteer?

Oh BM lurves volunteers ...... They come free  whistle:

The thought of any of you chaps coming around BM (free or not) is just bad and wrong I may need therapy. surrender:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Snoopy on May 16, 2011, 03:52:46 PM
Well we'd obviously need someone impartial, non judgemental and broad minded completely mental  rubschin:

There we are corrected in the best possible taste. razz:

Are you looking for a volunteer?

Oh BM lurves volunteers ...... They come free  whistle:

The thought of any of you chaps coming around BM (free or not) is just bad and wrong I may need therapy. surrender:

Go wash your mouth out with soap young lady!  nonono:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Barman on May 16, 2011, 03:56:23 PM
Well we'd obviously need someone impartial, non judgemental and broad minded completely mental  rubschin:

There we are corrected in the best possible taste. razz:

Are you looking for a volunteer?

Oh BM lurves volunteers ...... They come free  whistle:

The thought of any of you chaps coming around BM (free or not) is just bad and wrong I may need therapy. surrender:

Disgusterous!  noooo:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on May 16, 2011, 04:37:22 PM
Well we'd obviously need someone impartial, non judgemental and broad minded completely mental  rubschin:

There we are corrected in the best possible taste. razz:

Are you looking for a volunteer?

Oh BM lurves volunteers ...... They come free  whistle:

The thought of any of you chaps coming around BM (free or not) is just bad and wrong I may need therapy. surrender:

Go wash your mouth out with soap young lady!  nonono:

Funny you should say that Snoops.  I am not very girlie but today I went and had a facial, special offer £9.00 instead of £35.00.
 
I have had one once before, facial not bargain you understand, it was at least 12 years ago.

Never again daft woman doing it got gunk in my eyes  sad32: then in my mouth sick2: and now not only do I feel as if I have had my face ripped off I smell like a lemon meringue pie. redface:

I am supposed to be going out tonight.  My vision is still blurred and I can't bring myself to look in a mirror.

It was not the relaxing experience I was expecting. noooo:

Still I am sure that I will be blind  blotch free and radiant tomorrow. happy001 happy001
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Barman on May 16, 2011, 05:15:52 PM
Well we'd obviously need someone impartial, non judgemental and broad minded completely mental  rubschin:

There we are corrected in the best possible taste. razz:

Are you looking for a volunteer?

Oh BM lurves volunteers ...... They come free  whistle:

The thought of any of you chaps coming around BM (free or not) is just bad and wrong I may need therapy. surrender:

Go wash your mouth out with soap young lady!  nonono:

Funny you should say that Snoops.  I am not very girlie but today I went and had a facial, special offer £9.00 instead of £35.00.
 
I have had one once before, facial not bargain you understand, it was at least 12 years ago.

Never again daft woman doing it got gunk in my eyes  sad32: then in my mouth sick2: and now not only do I feel as if I have had my face ripped off I smell like a lemon meringue pie. redface:

I am supposed to be going out tonight.  My vision is still blurred and I can't bring myself to look in a mirror.

It was not the relaxing experience I was expecting. noooo:

Still I am sure that I will be blind  blotch free and radiant tomorrow. happy001 happy001

 shutup:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on May 16, 2011, 05:40:38 PM
Well we'd obviously need someone impartial, non judgemental and broad minded completely mental  rubschin:

There we are corrected in the best possible taste. razz:

Are you looking for a volunteer?

Oh BM lurves volunteers ...... They come free  whistle:

The thought of any of you chaps coming around BM (free or not) is just bad and wrong I may need therapy. surrender:

Go wash your mouth out with soap young lady!  nonono:

Funny you should say that Snoops.  I am not very girlie but today I went and had a facial, special offer £9.00 instead of £35.00.
 
I have had one once before, facial not bargain you understand, it was at least 12 years ago.

Never again daft woman doing it got gunk in my eyes  sad32: then in my mouth sick2: and now not only do I feel as if I have had my face ripped off I smell like a lemon meringue pie. redface:

I am supposed to be going out tonight.  My vision is still blurred and I can't bring myself to look in a mirror.

It was not the relaxing experience I was expecting. noooo:

Still I am sure that I will be blind  blotch free and radiant tomorrow. happy001 happy001

 shutup:

Well not said that man. razz:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 18, 2011, 05:29:28 AM
I had a really complex and involved dream last night about  accidents , blood, sinister Americans and women with silver stars painted all over one eye ...they held the clue ....but the clue to what ?    Banghead
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Uncle Mort on May 18, 2011, 05:38:12 AM
wow!

I only dreamed about Charles Hawtrey ~ he was driving a police car (badly)
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Snoopy on May 18, 2011, 05:53:52 AM
I had a really complex and involved dream last night about  accidents , blood, sinister Americans and women with silver stars painted all over one eye ...they held the clue ....but the clue to what ?    Banghead


Have you got any of those mushrooms left? whistle:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 18, 2011, 06:07:26 AM
Unfortunately that really is the way my mind works  noooo:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 18, 2011, 06:16:56 AM
I had a really complex and involved dream last night about  accidents , blood, sinister Americans and women with silver stars painted all over one eye ...they held the clue ....but the clue to what ?    Banghead

That'll teach you not to read your Bunty annual before you go to sleep.  noooo:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Baldy on May 18, 2011, 09:12:55 AM
I had a really complex and involved dream last night about  accidents , blood, sinister Americans and women with silver stars painted all over one eye ...they held the clue ....but the clue to what ?    Banghead

That'll teach you not to read your Bunty annual before you go to sleep.  noooo:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 19, 2011, 08:36:26 AM
I woke this morning thinking it was Saturday  Banghead Banghead Banghead

I bleddy hate that feeling when it slowly dawns on you that you actually do have to get up  noooo:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Barman on May 19, 2011, 08:39:54 AM
I woke this morning thinking it was Saturday  Banghead Banghead Banghead

I bleddy hate that feeling when it slowly dawns on you that you actually do have to get up  noooo:

Oh me too!  noooo:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Snoopy on May 19, 2011, 08:42:37 AM
I woke this morning thinking it was Saturday  Banghead Banghead Banghead

I bleddy hate that feeling when it slowly dawns on you that you actually do have to get up  noooo:

 rubschin: That sunny feeling didn't last too long then.
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 19, 2011, 08:43:06 AM
Oh yes - those time restraints on your day must be crippling  ::)
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 19, 2011, 08:43:35 AM
I woke this morning thinking it was Saturday  Banghead Banghead Banghead

I bleddy hate that feeling when it slowly dawns on you that you actually do have to get up  noooo:

 rubschin: That sunny feeling didn't last too long then.

Oh noes ....I soon adjusted . I am nothing if not flexible  whistle:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Snoopy on May 19, 2011, 08:44:51 AM
Flexible eh? Is that another word for fickle?
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 19, 2011, 08:47:30 AM
You are getting your fffff's in a right muddle today  noooo:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Snoopy on May 19, 2011, 08:49:40 AM
You mean I'm fuddled?  sad24:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on May 19, 2011, 08:50:41 AM
You might be befuddled. spider:

You are definitely not beef huddled though.
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Barman on May 19, 2011, 08:53:28 AM
Oh yes - those time restraints on your day must be crippling  ::)

Indeed...  surrender:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Pastis on May 19, 2011, 08:58:07 AM
I was on a bus ride in Japan  rubschin:  Everyone was talking in unison, a sort of call and response thing  surrender:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 19, 2011, 02:28:05 PM
I was on a bus ride in Japan, Everyone was talking in unison

I don't know that dialect, are you sure it was Japan and they weren't talking in mandarin?
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Snoopy on May 20, 2011, 06:24:32 AM
 lol: lol:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Barman on May 20, 2011, 06:33:13 AM
I didn't think they had unions in Japan...  surrender:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 20, 2011, 07:57:41 AM
I didn't think they had unions in Japan...  surrender:

Very few. They tend to cook with horseradish instead.
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Nick on May 20, 2011, 08:01:32 AM
 drumroll:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Nick on May 24, 2011, 05:19:49 AM
Did £££££s worth of damage last night with a new remote control device for human beings. I thought it was a toy but it ackchooly worked and sent people hurling through windows and such  noooo:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Just One More on May 24, 2011, 05:27:15 AM
It could be a premonition. Was a school of learning and the seaside involved  rubschin:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 31, 2011, 05:07:05 AM
I dreamt last night that I had a menu of dreams. As in I dreamt I could choose what I dreamt  rubschin:

Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Baldy on May 31, 2011, 05:37:31 AM
 whacky115
I dreamt last night that I had a menu of dreams. As in I dreamt I could choose what I dreamt  rubschin:


Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 31, 2011, 08:56:22 AM
I dreamt last night that I had a menu of dreams. As in I dreamt I could choose what I dreamt  rubschin:

So what did you choose?  eyes:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Nick on May 31, 2011, 08:59:37 AM
Happy hour in the voddy and choc shop  ::)
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 31, 2011, 09:49:01 AM
I dreamt last night that I had a menu of dreams. As in I dreamt I could choose what I dreamt  rubschin:

So what did you choose?  eyes:

I choose  eyes:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Just One More on May 31, 2011, 09:58:36 AM
Bless you  sad24:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 31, 2011, 10:00:48 AM
For why you cry ?
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 31, 2011, 11:41:05 AM
I dreamt last night that I had a menu of dreams. As in I dreamt I could choose what I dreamt  rubschin:

So what did you choose?  eyes:

I choose  eyes:

Good girl.
Money and fame can wait, sort the basics out first.  ;)
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on May 31, 2011, 12:27:03 PM
For why you cry ?

I think that you may have made on old man very happy Miss D. 8)

 scared:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Just One More on May 31, 2011, 12:42:05 PM
For why you cry ?

When you said "I choose", I thought you'd sneezed, that emoticon was the closest I could find to somebody using a snotrag

Back as you were class
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Just One More on May 31, 2011, 12:43:43 PM
For why you cry ?

I think that you may have made on old man very happy Miss D. 8)

 scared:

Old?   Old?    Old?

 cussing:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 31, 2011, 12:45:47 PM
Just goes to show how little I understand men  noooo:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Just One More on May 31, 2011, 12:47:31 PM
Just believe everything they tell you  whistle:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 31, 2011, 12:58:57 PM
....and divide it by at least 2  rubschin:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 31, 2011, 01:53:35 PM
....and divide it by at least 2  rubschin:

Watch out lads, she's rumbled us.  scared2:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on May 31, 2011, 04:43:27 PM
For why you cry ?

I think that you may have made on old man very happy Miss D. 8)

 scared:

Old?   Old?    Old?

 cussing:

Is that large print I see above? angel1
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on June 06, 2011, 07:15:58 AM
All the people around me were telling me that they were TF I woke up just as the person who had been with me through the whole dream turned to me and said I'm afraid that I am TF too. It's very frustrating not knowing what TF is and why I wasn't TF. noooo:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Nick on June 06, 2011, 08:17:39 AM
I had a bed full of donkeys  noooo:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 06, 2011, 09:10:33 AM
All the people around me were telling me that they were TF I woke up just as the person who had been with me through the whole dream turned to me and said I'm afraid that I am TF too. It's very frustrating not knowing what TF is and why I wasn't TF. noooo:
WTF?
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: apc2010 on June 06, 2011, 09:13:38 AM
I had a bed full of donkeys  noooo:

Don't be an ass...........
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on June 06, 2011, 10:48:09 AM
All the people around me were telling me that they were TF I woke up just as the person who had been with me through the whole dream turned to me and said I'm afraid that I am TF too. It's very frustrating not knowing what TF is and why I wasn't TF. noooo:
WTF?

That will be it. worthy: Thank you for putting me out of my misery.
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Pastis on June 06, 2011, 11:46:11 PM
What is it when daily reality becomes weirder than your dreams?  rubschin:    scared2:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Snoopy on June 07, 2011, 06:35:36 AM
What is it when daily reality becomes weirder than your dreams?  rubschin:    scared2:

It's called "Life"
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on June 07, 2011, 07:48:42 AM
What is it when daily reality becomes weirder than your dreams?  rubschin:    scared2:

As Snoops said it's called life but do tell.....



I can't post the eating popcorn emocion.
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Post by: Nick on June 07, 2011, 09:12:03 AM
http://sleeptalkinman.blogspot.com/ (http://sleeptalkinman.blogspot.com/)  ;D
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Post by: Snoopy on June 07, 2011, 09:29:08 AM
Classic!  lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on June 07, 2011, 10:19:02 AM
 eeek: I became aware of this about 18 months ago.  They have built a business up around it. confused:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Pastis on June 07, 2011, 06:08:57 PM
What is it when daily reality becomes weirder than your dreams?  rubschin:    scared2:

As Snoops said it's called life but do tell.....

I can't post the eating popcorn emocion.

Sorry to hear of the loss of your popcorn MissC, it'll prolly be down the back of the sofa  ;)

I have been slurred  rubschin:   As I'm sure DS will attest it's a bit like being covered in slurry but less physical, though equally problematic   evil:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Snoopy on June 08, 2011, 05:30:37 AM
What is it when daily reality becomes weirder than your dreams?  rubschin:    scared2:

As Snoops said it's called life but do tell.....

I can't post the eating popcorn emocion.

Sorry to hear of the loss of your popcorn MissC, it'll prolly be down the back of the sofa  ;)

I have been slurred  rubschin:   As I'm sure DS will attest it's a bit like being covered in slurry but less physical, though equally problematic   evil:

 Popcorn:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 08, 2011, 07:33:31 AM
What is it when daily reality becomes weirder than your dreams?  rubschin:    scared2:

As Snoops said it's called life but do tell.....

I can't post the eating popcorn emocion.

Sorry to hear of the loss of your popcorn MissC, it'll prolly be down the back of the sofa  ;)

I have been slurred  rubschin:   As I'm sure DS will attest it's a bit like being covered in slurry but less physical, though equally problematic   evil:

I have been slurried without doubt, but I have no surviving slurrers.  whistle:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Nick on June 13, 2011, 07:49:53 AM
Bearded wimmin. Lots of them  scared2:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on June 13, 2011, 08:02:46 AM
Naughty dreams this morning. eyes:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: tel on June 13, 2011, 08:03:47 AM
Naughty dreams this morning. eyes:

And?
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Snoopy on June 13, 2011, 08:03:58 AM
Naughty dreams this morning. eyes:

Wot ~ Throwing stones at windows and stuff?
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 13, 2011, 09:38:28 AM
Naughty dreams this morning. eyes:

Wot ~ Throwing stones at windows and stuff?

Torching Sheffield more likely.

But do tell . . . .

 Popcorn:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Snoopy on June 17, 2011, 11:50:49 AM
Last night I dreamt that I was talking to a girl when my ex director arrived and started making lewd remarks .... The girl suggested that she and I should go for a walk in the orchard at which point my ex-wife came downstairs, ranting at me, and her (the ex) hair burst into flames. I put the flames out with my hands and as soon as I turned away, she seeming not to have noticed, her hair burst into flames again. I woke up suffering from angina.

Interpretations welcome  rubschin:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 17, 2011, 02:47:47 PM
Wimmin cause heartburn  whistle:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 17, 2011, 03:06:29 PM
Last night I dreamt that I was talking to a girl when my ex director arrived and started making lewd remarks .... The girl suggested that she and I should go for a walk in the orchard at which point my ex-wife came downstairs, ranting at me, and her (the ex) hair burst into flames. I put the flames out with my hands and as soon as I turned away, she seeming not to have noticed, her hair burst into flames again. I woke up suffering from angina.

Interpretations welcome  rubschin:

You feel protective towards Nick (fiery redhead) but have to put him in a trans-gender role as justification.
However, in the face of authority (the Director), you have to resort to a more conventional slap round the head, which doesn't work of course.



500 guineas (+VAT) please.
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Nick on June 17, 2011, 03:11:45 PM
 drumroll:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Snoopy on June 17, 2011, 03:52:48 PM
Nothing like the interpretation SWWLTBO put on it  redface:

Her: "Question 1: Who was the girl?"   (Whilst tapping her foot)

Me: " shrugs:" (Whilst  Liar: )

The rest is just too uncomfortable to relate.
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Nick on June 17, 2011, 03:55:40 PM
I spent last night on an international express freight train which was piloted by Mrs NIck #1

Parts of the line were a rollercoaster  scared2:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Pastis on June 17, 2011, 04:57:33 PM
Mine have been very bizarre of late, but then they evaporate in the morning light  rubschin:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Snoopy on June 17, 2011, 04:59:18 PM
Mostly my dreams go unremembered but when you wake up unsure if you are having a heart attack or if it is angina they tend to be memorable.
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Nick on June 26, 2011, 09:11:16 AM
I had a shocker last night eeek:

I was asked to make a birthday cake. Out of meat  eeek:. Human meat  eeek: eeek:

Had to disembowel, behead and trim the body, then bake it, cover it in marzipan and ice it.  scared2:
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 26, 2011, 09:20:38 AM
Was it a Victoria Sandwich cake ?
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Post by: Grumpmeister on June 26, 2011, 09:24:33 AM
Was it a Victoria Sandwich cake ?

Either that or a (Joan) Bakewell Tart  whistle:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Nick on June 30, 2011, 06:24:23 AM
A long night of highly complex and nightmarish Boy related mayhem. I am exhausted and sweating  noooo:
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Post by: Baldy on June 30, 2011, 06:34:29 AM
A long night of highly complex and nightmarish Boy related mayhem. I am exhausted and sweating  noooo:

 eeek: eeek: shutup:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 30, 2011, 07:12:12 AM
Loads of dreams last night - all of them warped  noooo:
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Post by: Barman on June 30, 2011, 07:12:58 AM
Loads of dreams last night - all of them warped  noooo:
Popcorn:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Uncle Mort on June 30, 2011, 09:49:39 AM
Loads of dreams last night - all of them warped  noooo:

oooh Startrek ~ goodo.
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Post by: Darwins Selection on June 30, 2011, 09:56:28 AM
Loads of dreams last night - all of them warped  noooo:

With shiny paper and ribbons and stuff?
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 30, 2011, 09:59:04 AM
No men with bare chests and leather trousers ...not nice men either  noooo:. Mixed up with putting together furniture and oil slicks  noooo:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Nick on July 02, 2011, 07:29:32 AM
WTF is Nazi CHeese?   rubschin: Whatever it is, it had little swastikas all over the  wrapping  noooo:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 02, 2011, 07:33:40 AM
Was it Phil Adolfia ?
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Nick on July 02, 2011, 07:39:03 AM
Was it Phil Adolfia ?
::)
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Barman on July 02, 2011, 07:41:24 AM
Was it Phil Adolfia ?

 drumroll:

 lol: lol: lol:
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Post by: Uncle Mort on July 02, 2011, 07:50:52 AM
Should have called in the Edam Busters.
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Nick on July 02, 2011, 07:53:02 AM
 drumroll:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Barman on July 02, 2011, 08:00:04 AM
Should have called in the Edam Busters.

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Barman on July 02, 2011, 08:01:17 AM
He could have made a cheese and Hess sandwich....  whistle:
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Post by: Darwins Selection on July 02, 2011, 11:49:05 AM
Mini Babybelsen?
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Barman on July 02, 2011, 11:54:04 AM
Mini Babybelsen?

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Nick on July 07, 2011, 07:08:26 AM
Horses  eeek:  Thousands of horses. Some teeny weeny and some the size of elephants  eeek:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 07, 2011, 08:07:39 AM
Horses  eeek:  Thousands of horses. Some teeny weeny and some the size of elephants  eeek:

You need to buy food for Jim
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Uncle Mort on July 07, 2011, 09:57:14 AM
Something nagging you?
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Post by: Pastis on July 31, 2011, 02:48:49 PM
Do you hear things in dreams?   rubschin: rubschin:

I woke early this morning when I heard my mobile emitting the sound of a text message arriving...

The mobile was not in the bedroom, and ... it was turned off  eeek:   scared2:
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 31, 2011, 02:55:28 PM
Maybe it was hers  sick2:
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Post by: Pastis on July 31, 2011, 03:00:32 PM
 eeek:

Who she?    angel1
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 31, 2011, 03:18:07 PM
 Popcorn:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 31, 2011, 03:24:27 PM
eeek:

Who she?    angel1

 lol:
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Post by: Pastis on July 31, 2011, 03:27:38 PM
Indeed DS.  There I was (in me dream) composing alternate double page spreads for the anniversary of the Torygraph's Sunday colour mag with an old chum. He was doing the punk inspired sets and I was doing the pre-punk, post hippy layouts ... all in colour, beautiful, iconic imagery, fitting typography .... and then the bloody phone rings  evil:
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 31, 2011, 03:31:43 PM
She was getting bored  whistle:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Nick on July 31, 2011, 03:38:17 PM
YOur phone must be haunted  scared2:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Pastis on July 31, 2011, 03:41:02 PM
She was getting bored  whistle:

Who the feckin' feck is SHE?   cussing: cussing:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 31, 2011, 03:52:04 PM
Well surely that's for you to tell us ...if you wanted to like. We would only speculate otherwise  whistle:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Pastis on July 31, 2011, 04:42:33 PM
#1  There was no wumman in the dream, OK?  ::)

#2  The point is about audionics  ordino auudina  hearing things in dreams  Banghead
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 31, 2011, 04:46:26 PM
#1  I'm not suggesting she was in your dream  whistle:

# 2  I often hear things in my dreams ....in fact what I hear makes me instantly know it is a dream  whistle:



 lol:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Nick on July 31, 2011, 04:47:05 PM
I sense he is being evasive about this mystery wumman  rubschin:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 31, 2011, 04:47:59 PM
I shall quiz him next week over his birthday lunch  ...and report back of course  whistle:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Nick on July 31, 2011, 04:56:05 PM
I think it's Olga  noooo:

She always had a soft spot for him
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Pastis on July 31, 2011, 04:56:26 PM
How TF can I print out recollections of a dream to be prepared for an inquisition from one of our beloved HMG's inspectors (whom I admire and hold dearly, and lovingly in a platonic way of course  angel1 ) and expect to answer coherently after all the messiness that is a Sunday Lunch wiv all the trimmings, etc, eh?

Phew!

 lol:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 31, 2011, 04:57:56 PM
 lol: lol: lol:

I'll just make something up then  ;)
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Nick on July 31, 2011, 04:59:05 PM
We have him on the run. He is deffo hiding something
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Nick on August 07, 2011, 08:16:52 AM
Angry tortoises  scared2:
Flushing bread down a toilet  rubschin:
A teeny weeny theatre which I had to mend with nails  rubschin:

And some sort of massive bag squashed flat
 Shrugs:
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Post by: Darwins Selection on August 07, 2011, 01:02:47 PM
Angry tortoises  scared2:
Flushing bread down a toilet  rubschin:
A teeny weeny theatre which I had to mend with nails  rubschin:

And some sort of massive bag squashed flat
 Shrugs:

That'll teach you to fall asleep in front of a Jo Brand show.  noooo:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Nick on August 14, 2011, 08:32:56 AM
A restless night in the world's most haunted B&B. Had to fight off ghosts with frying pans.  scared2:
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 14, 2011, 08:49:28 AM
Sounds like pan- de - moan-nick - mmmmm
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Nick on August 14, 2011, 08:50:23 AM
Shouldn't you be fleeing the country or summat?
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 14, 2011, 08:52:46 AM
Laters ...still plenty of time to annoy you first
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Darwins Selection on August 14, 2011, 07:38:55 PM
A restless night in the world's most haunted B&B. Had to fight off ghosts with frying pans.  scared2:

Were they non-stick ghosts?
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Barman on August 15, 2011, 09:30:34 AM
I don't normally remember my dreams.... but I fell off a cliff in an army tank last night....  rubschin:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Nick on August 15, 2011, 09:31:51 AM
Did LL kick you out of bed?
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Barman on August 15, 2011, 09:32:32 AM
Did LL kick you out of bed?

 noooo:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Nick on August 20, 2011, 08:38:14 AM
Terrible night  noooo:  Escaping pigs, a mahoosive disobedient horse, a party to organise in  a foreign language and vertigo
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Barman on August 20, 2011, 10:55:52 AM
I was at a party...

John Prescott was doing the BBQ and as I walked over he said "Hi Barman!"....

Everybody was amazed that I knew him so well... I said "Hi John, can I have some crackling off that?"...

He said, "No, the crackling has gone into the EU approved crackling disposer", pointing at a letter box sized receptacle on the side of the BBQ marked (predictably) 'EU Approved Crackling Disposer'...

I said "you lying bastard, you've eaten it all", much to the merriment of everybody there....

WTF?  noooo:
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Post by: Nick on August 20, 2011, 12:09:18 PM
That sounds like it could really happen  noooo:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Barman on August 20, 2011, 01:27:24 PM
That sounds like it could really happen  noooo:

 scared2:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Nick on September 02, 2011, 08:14:25 AM
Classic anxiety dream. I was invited to give a lecture. I had been led to believe that it was a small informal affair and dress was casual.

WHen I got there (it looked like Oxford) there were thousands of people processing in Ruritanian style academic robes all waiting for me  scared2:
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Post by: Snoopy on September 02, 2011, 08:22:00 AM
Too many Bloody Mary's I expect  whistle:
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 02, 2011, 08:22:11 AM
Court hearing perhaps ?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Snoopy on September 02, 2011, 08:25:09 AM
 redface: I seem to have placed an apostrophe in Bloody Mary's but it looks wrong without it.

No doubt Nick will steer me right on this.  Popcorn:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 02, 2011, 08:26:43 AM
Well I was going to correct you ........  happy001


 redface:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Snoopy on September 02, 2011, 08:30:56 AM
 char048
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Nick on September 08, 2011, 06:43:52 AM
That Duke of Edinburgh is a good chap  :thumbsup:  Nice of him to take me on a walking tour of Paris too  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on September 08, 2011, 06:45:37 AM
I have been sorting out filing cabinets underwater. confused:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 08, 2011, 11:49:44 AM
I have been sorting out filing cabinets underwater. confused:

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Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 10, 2011, 05:55:29 AM
Dreamt about my mum last night ...woke up crying  sad24:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on September 10, 2011, 06:00:44 AM
Dreamt about my mum last night ...woke up crying  sad24:

 happy100 happy100 The feelings that dreams give you can linger a while hope that yours don't. happy100
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Just One More on September 10, 2011, 06:21:25 AM
Dreamt about my mum last night ...woke up crying  sad24:

 happy100  Biguggs
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 10, 2011, 06:24:46 AM


I'll reprogramme myself for tonight  redface:

You really should be able to choose what you dream about  rubschin:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Snoopy on September 10, 2011, 06:37:59 AM


I'll reprogramme myself for tonight  redface:

You really should be able to choose what you dream about  rubschin:


Now that IS a good idea.
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Nick on September 10, 2011, 07:58:07 AM
I'd choose Jenny Agutter every night  redface: redface:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Uncle Mort on September 10, 2011, 08:16:31 AM
I'd choose Jenny Agutter every night  redface: redface:

It would pale.  noooo:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 10, 2011, 08:18:31 AM
Or drop off  lol:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Nick on September 10, 2011, 08:24:30 AM
 evil:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Barman on September 10, 2011, 08:30:09 AM
i kept dreaming last night that I had a blood test and it showed no cholesterol... Shrugs:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 10, 2011, 08:30:39 AM
Perfect specimen syndrome eh  lol:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Barman on September 10, 2011, 08:31:53 AM
Perfect specimen syndrome eh  lol:

 lol: lol: lol:

No, but it was a bad thing... and I woke up from it, went back to sleep and dreamed the same thing again...  rubschin:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on September 10, 2011, 08:59:19 AM
You are starring in Ground-hog day 2 and I claim my £ 5.00.
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Barman on September 10, 2011, 09:06:45 AM
You are starring in Ground-hog day 2 and I claim my £ 5.00.

Bugger - I'm gonna have to watch that again now... brilliant film!  lol:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on September 10, 2011, 09:09:26 AM
I have never seen it. redface:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Barman on September 10, 2011, 09:13:28 AM
I have never seen it. redface:

Oh you must!  :thumbsup:

You could order it from Amazon right now (via the link at the bottom of the page like) for JUST £3.99!  whistle:

You know it makes sense... especially with Mr. C away like....  cool14:
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Post by: Barman on September 10, 2011, 09:16:20 AM
PLUS it is an excuse for the boys to post pictures of her...

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Drool:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Nick on September 10, 2011, 09:22:46 AM
 :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on September 11, 2011, 06:31:36 AM
Overflowing toilets. evil:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 12, 2011, 08:20:21 AM
Last night I dreamt that I lived in a marshmallow ..or something resembling that  rubschin: .
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Just One More on September 12, 2011, 08:25:26 AM
Did you wake up inside the duvet cover  rubschin:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 12, 2011, 08:38:06 AM
Did you wake up inside the duvet cover  rubschin:
  drumroll: drumroll:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 12, 2011, 08:39:19 AM
 lol:

Oh no ..I am very particular about my duvet cover...can't have it covering me head...get really weird about that and have to have me feet sticking out when trying to go to sleep although when I wake up they are generally tucked inside  rubschin:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: bodiam on September 13, 2011, 02:54:05 PM
http://youtu.be/JMBIGPGPWOc (http://youtu.be/JMBIGPGPWOc)   Banghead
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Nick on September 14, 2011, 06:34:54 AM
I dreamt I went back to skool. I had shorts and a cap and everyink  scared2:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Snoopy on September 14, 2011, 06:45:36 AM
I dreamt I went back to skool. I had shorts and a cap and everyink  scared2:


You wuz lucky ..... we were only allowed to use blue/black washable.
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Barman on September 14, 2011, 06:48:29 AM
I dreamt I went back to skool. I had shorts and a cap and everyink  scared2:


You wuz lucky ..... we were only allowed to use blue/black washable.

 drumroll:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on September 14, 2011, 07:45:44 AM
I seem to have been throwing tomatoes around all night.  I am exhausted. surrender:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 14, 2011, 08:03:19 AM
I was trying to work out the cheapest train ticket to get to Sunningdale ....for why I haven't a clue. Hardly the most riveting of dreams  noooo:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Nick on September 16, 2011, 07:35:07 AM
Giant carnivorous tortoises  scared2: scared2:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 22, 2011, 05:46:44 AM
I dreamt I had a nest of super annoying flying ants in my garden. Some expert came to treat them and discovered them to be a new species and then had to save them not kill them.
 noooo:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on September 22, 2011, 06:28:23 AM
House building and decorating, it was also Christmas and people kept coming to the door. noooo:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 27, 2011, 07:01:21 AM
I would like to nominate myself for having the most boring dream on the planet.

I went food shopping  noooo: noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on September 27, 2011, 10:40:46 AM
I would like to nominate myself for having the most boring dream on the planet.

I went food shopping  noooo: noooo: noooo:

Don't worry Miss D  it's only boring if you bought exactly the same 'stuff' as the last time you had a food shopping dream. whistle:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Barman on September 27, 2011, 12:05:26 PM
I would like to nominate myself for having the most boring dream on the planet.

I went food shopping  noooo: noooo: noooo:

Don't worry Miss D  it's only boring if you bought exactly the same 'stuff' as the last time you had a food shopping dream. whistle:

Or you did it on line from your laptop....  whistle:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on September 27, 2011, 04:20:22 PM
In space no one can hear you on line. scared2:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 27, 2011, 07:34:30 PM
In space no one can hear you on line. scared2:

Not found your dongle yet?
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on September 28, 2011, 08:40:50 AM
I am now dongle free most of the time.
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 28, 2011, 09:17:07 AM
I had some weird dream about a man that turned into a snake ( fierce , vicious, poisonous thing )  and I had to kill the snake by pulling it's jaw apart until it snapped  rubschin:

Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Barman on September 28, 2011, 09:22:59 AM
I had some weird dream about a man that turned into a snake ( fierce , vicious, poisonous thing )  and I had to kill the snake by pulling it's jaw apart until it snapped  rubschin:

I have toothache this morning...  rubschin:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 10, 2011, 06:18:52 AM
I dreamt I came home from work and someone had dumped an old battered Lada in the middle of the garden and then put the fence back  rubschin:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: bodiam on October 10, 2011, 06:33:43 AM
I dreamt I came home from work and someone had dumped an old battered Lada in the middle of the garden and then put the fence back  rubschin:
  http://youtu.be/McGOb9kb9Es (http://youtu.be/McGOb9kb9Es)                                      they have their uses :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Pastis on October 10, 2011, 09:30:36 AM
I ended up in the lead car of a 4 car convoy in the middle of the night en route to buy plants from a "secret" garden centre.  surrender:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 10, 2011, 09:50:09 AM
I ended up in the lead car of a 4 car convoy in the middle of the night en route to buy plants from a "secret" garden centre.  surrender:

Were you a mole?
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Nick on October 10, 2011, 09:55:06 AM
I was at an air display (for some reason there were tanks firing live ammo too). It all took place in a  pub garden  eeek:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: bodiam on October 11, 2011, 07:30:40 AM
must 'ave been a big garden? char048
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Nick on October 20, 2011, 08:40:43 AM
Spent the night fitting horses with false teeth  rubschin:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 20, 2011, 09:05:24 AM
I had a job brushing the skin off dead bodies  eeek:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 20, 2011, 11:53:55 AM
I had a job brushing the skin off dead bodies  eeek:

Just like watching BBC Parliament.
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Pastis on October 22, 2011, 04:19:17 PM
Vague memories of some awful school trip ... lots of tossing and turning and woke up feeling as I'd been tourniqued and mummified  eeek:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: bodiam on October 22, 2011, 05:17:57 PM
Spent the night fitting horses with false teeth  rubschin:
    http://youtu.be/NyhxtJT4QtE (http://youtu.be/NyhxtJT4QtE)                                     whacky115
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 23, 2011, 09:03:42 AM
I dreamt last night I was stuck at the top of the Eiffel Tower and it was very , very windy  scared2:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on October 23, 2011, 09:06:42 AM
I dreamt last night I was stuck at the top of the Eiffel Tower and it was very , very windy  scared2:

I seem to be missing out this week, Miss C was hearing waves crashing earlier in the week.  Better have a shower.
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Just One More on October 23, 2011, 09:48:51 AM
I dreamt last night I was stuck at the top of the Eiffel Tower and it was very , very windy  scared2:

I seem to be missing out this week, Miss C was hearing waves crashing earlier in the week.  Better have a shower.
Tipsy  Spank2:

I would have been proud of that reply  redface:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on October 23, 2011, 10:19:20 AM
I dreamt last night I was stuck at the top of the Eiffel Tower and it was very , very windy  scared2:

I seem to be missing out this week, Miss C was hearing waves crashing earlier in the week.  Better have a shower.
Tipsy  Spank2:

I would have been proud of that reply  redface:

Really JOM the curtains were open while you were doing that!
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Barman on October 23, 2011, 10:22:07 AM
I dreamt last night I was stuck at the top of the Eiffel Tower and it was very , very windy  scared2:

I seem to be missing out this week, Miss C was hearing waves crashing earlier in the week.  Better have a shower.
Tipsy  Spank2:

I would have been proud of that reply  redface:

Really JOM the curtains were open while you were doing that!

SNORK! happy001
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Nick on October 27, 2011, 08:12:11 AM
Shouldn't have jhad that cheese last night noooo:  Dreadful sweaty night. My old place of work, two consecutive parties, one of which required me to dress as a vampire, a house extension job AND for some reason, I had to travel about a lot but could only go in a straight line, which meant scaling the sides of buildings and going over the roofs rather than just following the roads. Oh, and I made a wooden BBQ  noooo:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 27, 2011, 06:37:41 PM
Shouldn't have jhad that cheese last night

I hope it was low fatwa.  redface:   
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Snoopy on October 27, 2011, 06:38:14 PM
 drumroll:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Nick on October 27, 2011, 06:38:24 PM
 cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 27, 2011, 06:47:52 PM
Shouldn't have jhad that cheese last night

I hope it was low fatwa.  redface:

If not he'll have Al'Quedam after him.  whistle:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Nick on October 27, 2011, 06:49:00 PM
I am knackered, but I dread going to bed  scared2:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Snoopy on October 27, 2011, 06:50:04 PM
Have a nap in a chair then.
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Nick on November 07, 2011, 08:09:21 AM
I spent the night  with a singing horse eeek:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Snoopy on November 07, 2011, 08:13:42 AM
I worry about you.  noooo:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on November 07, 2011, 08:47:39 AM
I was in a place where people including me kept doing the same thing over and over again when I tried to do something else my mind would be erased.  I kept waking from this dream but when I went back to sleep I went back to the same dream. rubschin:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Nick on November 07, 2011, 08:49:02 AM
Sounds like Growler's life  noooo:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 07, 2011, 08:55:15 AM
I was in a place where people including me kept doing the same thing over and over again when I tried to do something else my mind would be erased.  I kept waking from this dream but when I went back to sleep I went back to the same dream. rubschin:

It was an Affs nightmare  scared2:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Snoopy on November 07, 2011, 08:59:37 AM
Groundhog Day
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on November 09, 2011, 07:19:53 AM
I dreamt that my mother had made the most wonderful roast dinner.  She used to make the most amazing roast potatoes back in the days when you either had beef dripping in the fridge or could buy it readily from the butchers or grocers.  I could still tasted them when I woke up. noooo:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 09, 2011, 08:15:01 AM
I dreamt that my mother had made the most wonderful roast dinner.  She used to make the most amazing roast potatoes back in the days when you either had beef dripping in the fridge or could buy it readily from the butchers or grocers.  I could still tasted them when I woke up. noooo:
What did butchers and grocers taste like in those days?
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Snoopy on November 09, 2011, 10:04:52 AM
I dreamt that my mother had made the most wonderful roast dinner.  She used to make the most amazing roast potatoes back in the days when you either had beef dripping in the fridge or could buy it readily from the butchers or grocers.  I could still tasted them when I woke up. noooo:
What did butchers and grocers taste like in those days?

Chicken ..... like most things.
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 11, 2011, 06:28:38 AM
I had a dream that I was in some old blokes house and he it had gone a bit to ruin like.

He had a load of chickens in a shed outside but they were all unable to get out as they were trapped under a fallen roof . Then I started to clean up the cooker and all these cushions were thrown at me by a ghost . Then it turned into a bit of a ghost in attic thing  scared2:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on November 11, 2011, 07:22:20 AM
 happy100

I was back at school,  I was the 'new girl' and had to stand in the waste-paper bin. sad24:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Youngs) on November 23, 2011, 06:47:37 AM
I had a crazy dream that I weighed less than a thousandth of a gram. I was like, 0mg!
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 23, 2011, 06:48:00 AM
Smackhead  lol:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 23, 2011, 06:49:06 AM
I had a dream I was the only one in the galaxy and the stars were me mates like ...they could talk and I had given them all proper names that I could understand like  redface:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Just One More on November 23, 2011, 06:51:53 AM
I had a crazy dream that I weighed less than a thousandth of a gram. I was like, 0mg!

 ;D
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Youngs) on November 23, 2011, 06:52:39 AM
I had a dream I was the only one in the galaxy and the stars were me mates like ...they could talk and I had given them all proper names that I could understand like  redface:

 confused2: confused2: confused2:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Just One More on November 23, 2011, 06:56:11 AM
I had a dream I was the only one in the galaxy and the stars were me mates like ...they could talk and I had given them all proper names that I could understand like  redface:


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs10.postimage.org%2Fpfjqz4y1h%2Fchocolate_bath.jpg&hash=037370f9a2627b78384b5999b2e8b434) (http://postimage.org/image/pfjqz4y1h/)
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 23, 2011, 07:01:49 AM
Errrr that does not look attractive  noooo:

Death by diarrhea  eeek: 
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Barman on November 23, 2011, 07:03:29 AM
I had a crazy dream that I weighed less than a thousandth of a gram. I was like, 0mg!

happy001
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Nick on November 23, 2011, 08:48:28 AM
Something involving chocolate and snakes eeek:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Nick on November 26, 2011, 08:57:22 AM
A very busy night surrender: Mind you that Danish gerl was very friendly eyes:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Just One More on November 26, 2011, 09:03:31 AM

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs12.postimage.org%2Fackjrrhqx%2Fdressed_to_grill.jpg&hash=61376fae31f1db9dbc9e1c5bef22fe4c) (http://postimage.org/image/ackjrrhqx/)

 rubschin:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Barman on November 26, 2011, 12:26:57 PM

([url]https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs12.postimage.org%2Fackjrrhqx%2Fdressed_to_grill.jpg&hash=61376fae31f1db9dbc9e1c5bef22fe4c[/url]) ([url]http://postimage.org/image/ackjrrhqx/[/url])

 rubschin:


 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Nick on December 01, 2011, 12:51:21 AM
 scared2:

Screaming horrors tonight. Just woke up so sweaty I have had to have a shower  eeek:. Gigantic mechanical diggers chasing me through mud, a conference to attend, a pantomime to organise, and getting home three days late to see my mum  scared2: David Cameron was in it too, but he was pissed  eeek:

Scared to go back to sleep now  scared2:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Barman on December 01, 2011, 06:26:50 AM
scared2:

Screaming horrors tonight. Just woke up so sweaty I have had to have a shower  eeek:. Gigantic mechanical diggers chasing me through mud, a conference to attend, a pantomime to organise, and getting home three days late to see my mum  scared2: David Cameron was in it too, but he was pissed  eeek:

Scared to go back to sleep now  scared2:

Popcorn:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: bodiam on December 01, 2011, 06:46:31 AM
 
scared2:

Screaming horrors tonight. Just woke up so sweaty I have had to have a shower  eeek:. Gigantic mechanical diggers chasing me through mud, a conference to attend, a pantomime to organise, and getting home three days late to see my mum  scared2: David Cameron was in it too, but he was pissed  eeek:

Scared to go back to sleep now  scared2:
char090 happy001 happy001 happy001
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Nick on December 01, 2011, 07:03:15 AM
It has gone on all fecking night sad24: SUrrounded by amputees, car disasters, corpses in baths full of water and the latest was a 2 hour written exam about fooking Humphrey Bogart. I am like a wrung out dishcloth.
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: bodiam on December 01, 2011, 07:14:13 AM
http://youtu.be/32jdM90IUcE (http://youtu.be/32jdM90IUcE)  shocked003
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on December 01, 2011, 07:18:29 AM
scared2:

Screaming horrors tonight. Just woke up so sweaty I have had to have a shower  eeek:. Gigantic mechanical diggers chasing me through mud, a conference to attend, a pantomime to organise, and getting home three days late to see my mum  scared2: David Cameron was in it too, but he was pissed  eeek:

Scared to go back to sleep now  scared2:

You voted for Labour didn't you ?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: bodiam on December 01, 2011, 07:25:14 AM
scared2:

Screaming horrors tonight. Just woke up so sweaty I have had to have a shower  eeek:. Gigantic mechanical diggers chasing me through mud, a conference to attend, a pantomime to organise, and getting home three days late to see my mum  scared2: David Cameron was in it too, but he was pissed  eeek:

Scared to go back to sleep now  scared2:

You voted for Labour didn't you ?  rubschin:
deserves all he gets then noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 01, 2011, 09:19:50 AM
It has gone on all fecking night sad24: SUrrounded by amputees, car disasters, corpses in baths full of water and the latest was a 2 hour written exam about fooking Humphrey Bogart. I am like a wrung out dishcloth.

Have you been wearing your silver foil nightcap?

I thought not. alien:

I bet you find it more comfortable standing up today as well.
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Barman on December 01, 2011, 09:59:37 AM
It has gone on all fecking night sad24: SUrrounded by amputees, car disasters, corpses in baths full of water and the latest was a 2 hour written exam about fooking Humphrey Bogart. I am like a wrung out dishcloth.

Have you been wearing your silver foil nightcap?

I thought not. alien:

I bet you find it more comfortable standing up today as well.

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Nick on December 01, 2011, 08:00:50 PM
I am tired now and need to be up early. But these nightmares scared2: scared2: scared2:

I just wish that Sian Williams and Michelle Pfeiffer would come unto me in the night, follwed in reserve by Ellen Pompeo, just in case like,  and then I could sleep tight like.

Meantime, who is up for a reassuring cuddle  scared2:

Even Jim, is jumpy  eeek:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: apc2010 on December 01, 2011, 08:03:19 PM
I am tired now and need to be up early. But these nightmares scared2: scared2: scared2:

I just wish that Sian Williams and Michelle Pfeiffer would come unto me in the night, follwed in reserve by Ellen Pompeo, just in case like,  and then I could sleep tight like.

Meantime, who is up for a reassuring cuddle  scared2:

Even Jim, is jumpy  eeek:


A couple of glasses of vino........ :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Nick on December 01, 2011, 08:05:21 PM
No cuddle from you then. What about Mssi T, has she got a few minutes?
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: apc2010 on December 01, 2011, 08:11:25 PM
Sorry she is off out...........
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Nick on December 01, 2011, 08:12:20 PM
...on her way round here  cloud9:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on December 01, 2011, 10:13:33 PM
Sorry she is off out...........

You don't go out together much do you ?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: apc2010 on December 01, 2011, 10:36:29 PM
Sorry she is off out...........

You don't go out together much do you ?  rubschin:

We were going together........ ::)
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on December 02, 2011, 07:28:03 AM
I spent most of the night in my sisters house dealing with lots of children and a huge mildew problem. None of that sounds particularly threatening but it was.
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on December 02, 2011, 07:34:24 AM
Damp squiblings  rubschin:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Barman on December 02, 2011, 07:35:09 AM
Damp squiblings  rubschin:

 drumroll:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Nick on December 02, 2011, 07:55:40 AM
A mahoosive brawl wth Lee MOntague over a firework display taking place in a dustbin whacky115
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 02, 2011, 08:06:40 AM
A mahoosive brawl wth Lee MOntague over a firework display taking place in a dustbin whacky115

Was the brawl or the firework display in the dustbin?

This could be critical in determining whether you are a raving nutcase or just totally barking.
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Nick on December 02, 2011, 08:09:30 AM
 angry041:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Barman on December 02, 2011, 08:14:47 AM
A mahoosive brawl wth Lee MOntague over a firework display taking place in a dustbin whacky115

Was the brawl or the firework display in the dustbin?

This could be critical in determining whether you are a raving nutcase or just totally barking.
happy001
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: GROWLER on December 02, 2011, 08:36:59 AM
I bought a Capri that needs a bit of renovation, but it seems to have vanished off the path. confused:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on December 02, 2011, 10:31:02 AM
What colour bin was it placed next to ?  scared2:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Nick on December 02, 2011, 10:36:07 AM
I remember that I bought a rather nice black leather shoe, but with the intention of wearing it as a hat  rubschin:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Barman on December 02, 2011, 10:38:18 AM
What colour bin was it placed next to ?  scared2:

happy001
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 02, 2011, 10:57:24 AM
I remember that I bought a rather nice black leather shoe, but with the intention of wearing it as a hat  rubschin:

 ::) This is the dreams thread you know.
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Nick on December 03, 2011, 08:44:59 AM
At last, a useful dream. I designed a revolutionary new handbag made out of brown paper, sticky tape and the cylinders from inside bog rolls  :thumbsup:

It was gong to be mass produced by primary school children and Blue Peter viewers and make me a fortune  cloud9:

Or maybe not rubschin:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on December 03, 2011, 09:01:49 AM
All my teeth dropped last night.  It's a dream I have quite often. noooo:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Barman on December 03, 2011, 09:06:04 AM
At last, a useful dream. I designed a revolutionary new handbag made out of brown paper, sticky tape and the cylinders from inside bog rolls  :thumbsup:

It was gong to be mass produced by primary school children and Blue Peter viewers and make me a fortune  cloud9:

Or maybe not rubschin:

No, that could work...  ::)
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 03, 2011, 12:02:38 PM
All my teeth dropped last night.  It's a dream I have quite often.

Move the glass further from the bed.
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on December 03, 2011, 12:44:18 PM
 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Pastis on December 03, 2011, 04:37:31 PM
Well if dreams are to be believed it should be an interesting party I'm going to tonight   eyes:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Barman on December 03, 2011, 05:21:50 PM
Well if dreams are to be believed it should be an interesting party I'm going to tonight   eyes:

Popcorn:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Nick on December 03, 2011, 05:23:01 PM
Ooh, is Britt Ekland going?  whistle:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Pastis on December 03, 2011, 05:23:44 PM
I was set upon by an dusky maiden  eeek:        Will it materialise?    noooo:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Nick on December 03, 2011, 05:25:12 PM
Miss D?  eeek: (Apart from the maiden bit obviously)
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Pastis on December 03, 2011, 05:28:43 PM
Miss D?  eeek: (Apart from the maiden bit obviously)

Nah ... our relationship is purely alcohol fuelled gossip mongering   razz: 
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on December 03, 2011, 06:17:35 PM
Errrr I have you know it doesn't have to be alcohol fuelled ...I have remained on the soft stuff on occasion   angel1
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Nick on December 03, 2011, 06:19:38 PM
But you have toned up now, like  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on December 03, 2011, 06:20:28 PM
Yeah , well and truly fallen off all wagons  redface:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Pastis on December 03, 2011, 06:21:03 PM
Errrr I have you know it doesn't have to be alcohol fuelled ...I have remained on the soft stuff on occasion   angel1

'Tis true.  Double Diet Cokes   eeek:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 03, 2011, 06:48:43 PM
I have remained on the soft stuff on occasion
shutup:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Barman on December 03, 2011, 06:49:24 PM
I have remained on the soft stuff on occasion
shutup:

tsk, tsk...  noooo:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 03, 2011, 07:13:05 PM
Errrr I have you know it doesn't have to be alcohol fuelled ...I have remained on the soft stuff on occasion   angel1

Ah yes, I remember the infamous voddy drought of '98  whistle:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Barman on December 03, 2011, 07:41:56 PM
Errrr I have you know it doesn't have to be alcohol fuelled ...I have remained on the soft stuff on occasion   angel1

Ah yes, I remember the infamous voddy drought of '98  whistle:
When you were eight...?  whistle:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 03, 2011, 09:28:52 PM
23 actually oh ancient one  whistle:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Nick on December 04, 2011, 05:43:36 AM
Another sweaty night  surrender: School reunion, full of familiar names and faces, but who was that woman dressed as a pelican?  rubschin:

And that blonde nurse was very friendly. eyes:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Just One More on December 04, 2011, 05:54:39 AM
Another sweaty night  surrender: School reunion, full of familiar names and faces, but who was that woman dressed as a pelican?  rubschin:

And that blonde nurse was very friendly. eyes:

Heather Mills? She gave Paul McCartney a f*****g big bill
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Barman on December 04, 2011, 07:12:44 AM
Another sweaty night  surrender: School reunion, full of familiar names and faces, but who was that woman dressed as a pelican?  rubschin:

And that blonde nurse was very friendly. eyes:

Heather Mills? She gave Paul McCartney a f*****g big bill

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on December 04, 2011, 08:22:09 AM
I dreamt of a missing Noel ...it was a Christmas decoration  noooo: noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on December 04, 2011, 08:43:55 AM
Restless night. Many vivid and weird dreams that I can no longer remember. noooo:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Barman on December 04, 2011, 08:48:47 AM
Restless night. Many vivid and weird dreams that I can no longer remember. noooo:

Well that was a waste of a post then....  ::)
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 04, 2011, 10:42:15 AM
Restless night. Many vivid and weird dreams that I can no longer remember. noooo:

Well that was a waste of a post then....  ::)

Slept like a log, nothing to report.  angel1
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Nick on December 04, 2011, 10:43:37 AM
YOu can go home now. Tipsy's left the area  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: bodiam on December 04, 2011, 01:06:43 PM
I dreamt of a missing Noel
http://youtu.be/gTRvSfb7xes (http://youtu.be/gTRvSfb7xes)
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on December 04, 2011, 06:04:17 PM
I dreamt of a missing Noel
[url]http://youtu.be/gTRvSfb7xes[/url] ([url]http://youtu.be/gTRvSfb7xes[/url])


 sick2:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Nick on December 06, 2011, 07:58:42 AM
Another bizzy  night  surrender:

I didn't mind organising the global conference, but that charity children's haircut/shearing competition was a bugger  evil:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on December 06, 2011, 08:09:50 AM
Another bizzy  night  surrender:

I didn't mind organising the global conference, but that charity children's haircut/shearing competition was a bugger  evil:

Dreaming of buggering with children  eeek: eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: GROWLER on December 06, 2011, 10:59:38 AM
I had a most horrible nightmare last night. eeek:

I was in my car at a petrol station, when one of my customers jumped in in an attempt to drive it away from me. All his mates were there laughin' at me, and then all of a sudden this grey large slug like creature jumped onto my ankle, wtapped itself around my leg and commenced burrrowing into it with smoke billowing from my now bleeding wound.
I screamed for help and someone dragged it off me. I asked what it was and was told it was an Elk egg.
 Shrugs:
Even Google couldn't come up with an explanation of that one.

Woke up suddenly gasping for breath in a cold sweat to find all the covers on the floor.

WTF? You really couldn't make this stuff up ey? noooo:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Nick on December 06, 2011, 11:17:53 AM
 scared2:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: GROWLER on December 06, 2011, 11:23:05 AM
scared2:

Exactly.
Having more and more 'orrible dreams of late.
Almost dreading kip now.

My life is obviously very disturbed. whistle:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on December 09, 2011, 06:00:15 AM
I was staying at a really posh hotel. However when i woke in the morning I saw a hoooge cockroach running across the floor . I went to stamp on it but somehow managed to impale it in my palm.
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: bodiam on December 09, 2011, 07:11:32 AM
I was staying at a really posh hotel. However when i woke in the morning I saw a hoooge cockroach running across the floor . I went to stamp on it but somehow managed to impale it in my palm.
cockroach you say?      http://youtu.be/GbKHYXTMhCw (http://youtu.be/GbKHYXTMhCw)    whistle:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on December 11, 2011, 09:14:31 AM
I kept visiting a swimming pool type place. I would don a wetsuit, enter the water and go over to a person that I knew who was in the water without a wetsuit.  He was being eaten alive by all the piranhas in the pool. On some visits I would also go and watch people who had their toes pierced on purpose so that the piranhas would eat their feet. eeek:

What sort of monster have I turned into. eeek:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Snoopy on December 11, 2011, 09:17:44 AM
 rubschin:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2011%2F04%2F18%2Farticle-1378326-0BAD949E00000578-771_634x745.jpg&hash=b7020057f27fa323372432fa8f07450e)
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Barman on December 11, 2011, 09:29:56 AM
rubschin:
([url]https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2011%2F04%2F18%2Farticle-1378326-0BAD949E00000578-771_634x745.jpg&hash=b7020057f27fa323372432fa8f07450e[/url])


Nigella... Drool:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Just One More on December 11, 2011, 09:30:24 AM
Is that the slightly unflattering picture of Nigella (I'd recognise those hands anywhere)  ;)

(As does Barman)
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on December 11, 2011, 09:54:32 AM
It certainly is.
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Nick on January 11, 2012, 04:43:24 PM
Phew. It just came back to me. American laydee cousin with emerald green silk underwear and a predilection for sort of stretching out and having a bit of a rub  eyes: eyes: eyes:

Early night and some cheese I think  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: apc2010 on January 11, 2012, 04:44:43 PM
Phew. It just came back to me. American laydee cousin with emerald green silk underwear and a predilection for sort of stretching out and having a bit of a rub  eyes: eyes: eyes:

Early night and some cheese I think  :thumbsup:

Cousin ......... noooo:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Nick on January 11, 2012, 04:49:05 PM
SHe claimed she was, but I didn't recognise her. Hey, a mahoosive shag is good with anyone, unless it is dream incest of course
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 11, 2012, 05:13:51 PM
SHe claimed she was, but I didn't recognise her. Hey, a mahoosive shag is good with anyone, unless it is dream incest of course

Finished reading that report yet?
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Nick on January 11, 2012, 05:24:48 PM
Pile of shite. Analysis sent to client. All done  cloud9:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Just One More on January 11, 2012, 05:51:47 PM
Pile of shite. Analysis sent to client. All done  cloud9:

Nick's analysis, "What is this shite".... £500 please
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Nick on January 11, 2012, 05:57:45 PM
 redface:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Barman on January 11, 2012, 06:59:31 PM
Pile of shite. Analysis sent to client. All done  cloud9:

Nick's analysis, "What is this shite".... £500 please

 rubschin:

I should get half of that....  cloud9:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Nick on January 11, 2012, 07:01:28 PM
Early night. Some cheese. Visit from the American cousin in the green pants  cloud9:  Hope she is still a gerl tonight  scared2:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Barman on January 11, 2012, 07:02:14 PM
Early night. Some cheese. Visit from the American cousin in the green pants  cloud9:  Hope she is still a gerl tonight  scared2:

Pervert...  noooo:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 11, 2012, 08:18:45 PM
Nick's analysis, "What is this shite".... £500 please

Given the title of the thread, when I first read that comment I thought it said Nick's analyst.  redface:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Barman on January 11, 2012, 08:21:33 PM
Nick's analysis, "What is this shite".... £500 please

Given the title of the thread, when I first read that comment I thought it said Nick's analyst.  redface:

Calm down birthday boy!  lol:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on January 12, 2012, 06:31:01 AM
Helping out at some sort of fashion show that was going wrong when the organizer was in the lav I mentioned something to the designer which was then used with excellent results. So I said hand out double sided printed flyers, this was done with success the designer then told me to go with him. he showed me a lubricated rocket and feathery sort of thing on very long sticks and asked my opinion.  I suggested that they crossed them on a wall with the logo if only Cleopatra had had these she wouldn't have needed Mark Anthony. Much applause and I woke up needing a wee. eeek: Shrugs:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 12, 2012, 01:03:19 PM
Helping out at some sort of fashion show that was going wrong when the organizer was in the lav I mentioned something to the designer which was then used with excellent results. So I said hand out double sided printed flyers, this was done with success the designer then told me to go with him. he showed me a lubricated rocket and feathery sort of thing on very long sticks and asked my opinion.  I suggested that they crossed them on a wall with the logo if only Cleopatra had had these she wouldn't have needed Mark Anthony. Much applause and I woke up needing a wee. eeek: Shrugs:

You remember that mushroom omelette?
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 12, 2012, 11:36:10 PM
Nick's analysis, "What is this shite".... £500 please

Given the title of the thread, when I first read that comment I thought it said Nick's analyst.  redface:

Calm down birthday boy!  lol:

Like you wouldn't have said something similar if you'd thought of it first BM.  lol:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: bodiam on January 13, 2012, 06:25:07 AM
Phew. It just came back to me. American laydee cousin with emerald green silk underwear and a predilection for sort of stretching out and having a bit of a rub  eyes: eyes: eyes:

Early night and some cheese I think  :thumbsup:
Is this your American laydee cousin Nick?      http://youtu.be/x0BZHdjb4yE (http://youtu.be/x0BZHdjb4yE)
 whistle: whistle:   
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Nick on January 13, 2012, 10:30:49 PM
Green cheese, red wine and fingers crossed  eyes:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: apc2010 on January 13, 2012, 10:38:04 PM
Green cheese, red wine and fingers crossed  eyes:

Green...... eeek:  mouldy ........ rubschin:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Pastis on January 14, 2012, 06:55:40 PM
I distinctly remember being offered a pint in a hoooge, square glass ... the pint only came up to half way but the BM pointed to a mark on the side which indicated a pint measure ...  rubschin:

I blame VP threads   noooo:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Nick on January 14, 2012, 07:04:52 PM
Sue him for some constipation  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Barman on January 15, 2012, 07:17:18 AM
 evil:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Nick on January 17, 2012, 08:54:03 AM
I went back in time in order to invent the false leg. The prototype was made of cast iron, which had some flaws. I then decided to turn to stone as a material, specifically marble  rubschin:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Barman on January 17, 2012, 09:44:38 AM
I've been having the weirdest, most complicated dreams the past couple of nights....  noooo:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Snoopy on January 17, 2012, 09:47:20 AM
I do dream a lot and the dreams frequently wake me but I can seldom remember them in the morning. 

Mentioned this to Doc who says it is prolly the valium both causing the dreams and making me forget them.
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Barman on January 17, 2012, 09:50:03 AM
I do dream a lot and the dreams frequently wake me but I can seldom remember them in the morning. 

Mentioned this to Doc who says it is prolly the valium both causing the dreams and making me forget them.

I rarely remember mine but the last two days I've been able to recall in graphic detail long, complicated dreams....  rubschin:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Snoopy on January 17, 2012, 09:51:38 AM
I do dream a lot and the dreams frequently wake me but I can seldom remember them in the morning. 

Mentioned this to Doc who says it is prolly the valium both causing the dreams and making me forget them.

I rarely remember mine but the last two days I've been able to recall in graphic detail long, complicated dreams....  rubschin:


Prolly the damp PJ's that call them back to mind.  whistle:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 17, 2012, 10:06:13 AM
I had a dream last night about two of the blokes at work . They decided to kiss each other in a long snog to 'see what it was like ' - they are the most unlikeliest to do such a thing  rubschin:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Snoopy on January 17, 2012, 10:10:29 AM
Your suppressed sexual desires are trying to send you a message.  razz:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 17, 2012, 10:20:14 AM
Not with these two - that I can promise you  noooo:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 17, 2012, 11:40:41 AM
Not with these two - that I can promise you  noooo:

I don't think that was the direction of Snoopys thought.

Think rugs. . .
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Nick on January 17, 2012, 02:16:42 PM
Mr Thread?
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Just One More on January 17, 2012, 05:53:08 PM
£2000  eeek:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Barman on January 17, 2012, 06:34:41 PM
£2000  eeek:

Do what now? Shrugs:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Snoopy on January 18, 2012, 08:35:11 AM
£2000  eeek:

Do what now? Shrugs:

Cost of rug to be munched I think.  whistle:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Nick on January 18, 2012, 08:38:46 AM
I have spent the night flying to and from Malaga surrender:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Barman on January 18, 2012, 09:41:40 AM
Thugs were going to beat me up! I don't sell cosmetics!  cussing:

Then there was the cake in Asda and the rotisserie seat at the underground station....  rubschin:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 18, 2012, 09:51:37 AM
It must be the season for remembering dreams. I distiinctly remember a dream last night about forgetting to do something important. Now what was it ? . . .
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Barman on January 18, 2012, 03:45:55 PM
Shrugs:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: apc2010 on January 18, 2012, 04:12:26 PM
Thugs were going to beat me up! I don't sell cosmetics!  cussing:

Then there was the cake in Asda and the rotisserie seat at the underground station....  rubschin:

Cakes and trains ............... rubschin:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Barman on January 18, 2012, 06:01:48 PM
Thugs were going to beat me up! I don't sell cosmetics!  cussing:

Then there was the cake in Asda and the rotisserie seat at the underground station....  rubschin:

Cakes and trains ............... rubschin:

 eeek:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: apc2010 on January 18, 2012, 06:12:45 PM
Thugs were going to beat me up! I don't sell cosmetics!  cussing:

Then there was the cake in Asda and the rotisserie seat at the underground station....  rubschin:

Cakes and trains ............... rubschin:

 eeek:

Yep.........where's the fiver............. whistle:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Barman on January 18, 2012, 06:17:00 PM
Thugs were going to beat me up! I don't sell cosmetics!  cussing:

Then there was the cake in Asda and the rotisserie seat at the underground station....  rubschin:

Cakes and trains ............... rubschin:

 eeek:

Yep.........where's the fiver............. whistle:

I'm not Nick!  cussing:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 18, 2012, 06:21:07 PM
Given the amount of gubbing and blunderment you cause you may as well be siblings BM  point:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Barman on January 18, 2012, 06:25:59 PM
Given the amount of gubbing and blunderment you cause you may as well be siblings BM  point:

Hand me the pub revolver and that bottle of Talisker we keep under the counter for Darwin....  noooo:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 18, 2012, 06:36:11 PM
Given the amount of gubbing and blunderment you cause you may as well be siblings BM  point:

Hand me the pub revolver and that bottle of Talisker we keep under the counter for Darwin....  noooo:

Here's the revolver. .
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Barman on January 18, 2012, 06:38:12 PM
Given the amount of gubbing and blunderment you cause you may as well be siblings BM  point:

Hand me the pub revolver and that bottle of Talisker we keep under the counter for Darwin....  noooo:

Here's the revolver. .


and...?  evil:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 18, 2012, 06:44:36 PM
Given the amount of gubbing and blunderment you cause you may as well be siblings BM  point:

Hand me the pub revolver and that bottle of Talisker we keep under the counter for Darwin....  noooo:

Here's the revolver. .


and...?  evil:

And my best wishes.
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Barman on January 18, 2012, 06:45:27 PM
Given the amount of gubbing and blunderment you cause you may as well be siblings BM  point:

Hand me the pub revolver and that bottle of Talisker we keep under the counter for Darwin....  noooo:

Here's the revolver. .


and...?  evil:

And my best wishes.

 sad24:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Nick on January 18, 2012, 06:46:44 PM
 point: point: point: point: point: point: point: point: point: point: point:

I wish I could post pics
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on January 18, 2012, 07:19:16 PM
Given the amount of gubbing and blunderment you cause you may as well be siblings BM  point:

Hand me the pub revolver and that bottle of Talisker we keep under the counter for Darwin....  noooo:

Here's the revolver. .

I rather think that he meant the lazy Susan and not a gun Darwin...Nooooo don't point it in my direction. scared2:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: apc2010 on January 18, 2012, 10:21:01 PM
Thugs were going to beat me up! I don't sell cosmetics!  cussing:

Then there was the cake in Asda and the rotisserie seat at the underground station....  rubschin:

Cakes and trains ............... rubschin:

 eeek:

Yep.........where's the fiver............. whistle:

I'm not Nick!  cussing:

Wot did I say............ whistle:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Barman on January 19, 2012, 05:44:18 AM
Thugs were going to beat me up! I don't sell cosmetics!  cussing:

Then there was the cake in Asda and the rotisserie seat at the underground station....  rubschin:

Cakes and trains ............... rubschin:

 eeek:

Yep.........where's the fiver............. whistle:

I'm not Nick!  cussing:

Wot did I say............ whistle:

 sad32: sad32: sad32:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: miss Tchevious on January 19, 2012, 04:04:45 PM
Apparently I spent the night screaming obscenities  noooo: Have been informed that at one point I yelled F**k off Tw*t  redface:
  (apc thinks I was sleeping) ;)
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Barman on January 19, 2012, 04:13:47 PM
Apparently I spent the night screaming obscenities  noooo: Have been informed that at one point I yelled F**k off Tw*t  redface:
  (apc thinks I was sleeping) ;)

Did he try it on again...?  ::)
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: miss Tchevious on January 19, 2012, 04:15:45 PM
yep... noooo:
 sick2:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Barman on January 19, 2012, 04:19:55 PM
yep... noooo:
 sick2:

Poor you... happy100
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: miss Tchevious on January 19, 2012, 04:23:20 PM
I know  cry:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Barman on January 19, 2012, 04:33:17 PM
I know  cry:

You should sleep with a gun under your pillow like....  whistle:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: miss Tchevious on January 19, 2012, 04:37:16 PM
oooo, I have mace  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Barman on January 19, 2012, 04:39:14 PM
oooo, I have mace  :thumbsup:

Excellent!  Sinister:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: apc2010 on January 19, 2012, 04:44:16 PM
oooo, I have mace  :thumbsup:

Excellent!  Sinister:

That's ok .........I prefer it when I can't see............. :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Nick on January 19, 2012, 04:44:59 PM
 fence:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Barman on January 19, 2012, 04:46:41 PM
oooo, I have mace  :thumbsup:

Excellent!  Sinister:

That's ok .........I prefer it when I can't see............. :thumbsup:

happy001
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Snoopy on January 19, 2012, 04:47:18 PM
Ah! The good old cut and thrust of relationships ....... Happy Days  cloud9:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: miss Tchevious on January 19, 2012, 04:51:39 PM
oooo, I have mace  :thumbsup:

Excellent!  Sinister:

That's ok .........I prefer it when I can't see............. :thumbsup:

At least then he can pretend it is bigger.  ;)
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Pastis on January 19, 2012, 04:55:31 PM
I ended up watching a bit of this last night:
http://www.channel4.com/programmes/talhotblond/episode-guide/series-1/episode-1 (http://www.channel4.com/programmes/talhotblond/episode-guide/series-1/episode-1)

 scared2: scared2:  scary dreams   eeek:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Barman on January 19, 2012, 04:55:58 PM
oooo, I have mace  :thumbsup:

Excellent!  Sinister:

That's ok .........I prefer it when I can't see............. :thumbsup:

At least then he can pretend it is bigger.  ;)

 shutup:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Snoopy on January 19, 2012, 05:37:01 PM
oooo, I have mace  :thumbsup:

Excellent!  Sinister:

That's ok .........I prefer it when I can't see............. :thumbsup:

At least then he can pretend it is bigger.  ;)


Are you telling us that apc has a dinky winky?  whistle:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: miss Tchevious on January 19, 2012, 06:21:38 PM
 shutup:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Barman on January 19, 2012, 06:36:23 PM
oooo, I have mace  :thumbsup:

Excellent!  Sinister:

That's ok .........I prefer it when I can't see............. :thumbsup:

At least then he can pretend it is bigger.  ;)


Are you telling us that apc has a dinky winky?  whistle:

It has been quite cold here...  whistle:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: apc2010 on January 19, 2012, 06:37:39 PM
oooo, I have mace  :thumbsup:

Excellent!  Sinister:

That's ok .........I prefer it when I can't see............. :thumbsup:

At least then he can pretend it is bigger.  ;)


Are you telling us that apc has a dinky winky?  whistle:

It has been quite cold here...  whistle:

 :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on January 26, 2012, 08:16:07 AM
I have. just had one of 'those' sort of dreams. eyes: eyes:

Three compost bins. cloud9:  One of them was my design, it was very good, I may have to patent it.
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 26, 2012, 08:16:51 AM
I worry for you  noooo:

 lol:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 26, 2012, 10:44:09 AM
Three compost bins.

A dirty threesome?
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Snoopy on January 26, 2012, 12:04:01 PM
Three compost bins.

Two for recycling
And an orange one for all the food waste 


To the tune of "On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me"    whistle:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Pastis on January 30, 2012, 07:53:57 PM
I've just had enough this last week <waves flag>   noooo: .  Skiing, cruise ship mayhem, the trenches, being interrogated, all in all High Anxiety  noooo:

Please, please, just a sleep and no remembering   cry:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 30, 2012, 07:59:38 PM
I had some kind of dream where me and Buzz Aldrin opened a business just outside of New York...it was hooge. Can't remember what it was now though  noooo:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Pastis on January 30, 2012, 08:06:34 PM
Ah, the old Buzz Aldrin "sample of moon rock for $5 scam"   lol:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Nick on January 30, 2012, 08:07:43 PM
Last night was cold sweaty scared2:

FLies and fly spray, ill prepared public lectures, some sort of disastrous party, character references (unflattering) for people I then had to go on holiday with........... noooo:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 30, 2012, 08:08:31 PM
Ah, the old Buzz Aldrin "sample of moon rock for $5 scam"   lol:

If only I was that clever  noooo:

Nothing that ingenious I fear  rubschin:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 30, 2012, 08:09:19 PM
Last night was cold sweaty scared2:

FLies and fly spray, ill prepared public lectures, some sort of disastrous party, character references (unflattering) for people I then had to go on holiday with........... noooo:

Have you booked your tickets to Paphos ?
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Nick on January 30, 2012, 08:09:52 PM
 rubschin:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: apc2010 on January 30, 2012, 08:22:22 PM
Last night was cold sweaty scared2:

FLies and fly spray, ill prepared public lectures, some sort of disastrous party, character references (unflattering) for people I then had to go on holiday with........... noooo:

Have you booked your tickets to Paphos ?

 scared2:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Barman on January 30, 2012, 08:35:17 PM
Last night was cold sweaty scared2:

FLies and fly spray, ill prepared public lectures, some sort of disastrous party, character references (unflattering) for people I then had to go on holiday with........... noooo:

Have you booked your tickets to Paphos ?

 scared2:

 sad32:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: apc2010 on January 30, 2012, 08:47:14 PM
Last night was cold sweaty scared2:

FLies and fly spray, ill prepared public lectures, some sort of disastrous party, character references (unflattering) for people I then had to go on holiday with........... noooo:

Have you booked your tickets to Paphos ?

 scared2:

 sad32:

I can offer free pick up from Paphos and drop off in Pissouri......... :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Nick on January 30, 2012, 08:48:06 PM
Yay, and a free lap dance from Miss T ( I have insurance)
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: miss Tchevious on January 30, 2012, 09:12:07 PM
Yay, and a free lap dance from Miss T ( I have insurance)

Bring it on big boy.....I love gingers.  eyes:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Barman on January 30, 2012, 09:13:31 PM
Yay, and a free lap dance from Miss T ( I have insurance)

Bring it on big boy.....I love gingers.  eyes:

If you love Ginger Nuts Nick is your man! happy001
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 30, 2012, 09:16:16 PM
Yay, and a free lap dance from Miss T ( I have insurance)


Bring it on big boy.....I love gingers.  eyes:


I'm on my way. . .

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Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: miss Tchevious on January 30, 2012, 09:18:21 PM
  scared2:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: miss Tchevious on January 30, 2012, 09:38:16 PM
Yay, and a free lap dance from Miss T ( I have insurance)


Bring it on big boy.....I love gingers.  eyes:


I'm on my way. . .

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collars and cuffs?
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 30, 2012, 09:43:25 PM
Yay, and a free lap dance from Miss T ( I have insurance)


Bring it on big boy.....I love gingers.  eyes:


I'm on my way. . .

([url]https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Flh3.ggpht.com%2F_7QZssxHN1x8%2FRbYWeyTlZUI%2FAAAAAAAAAjA%2FoXITRhokeEo%2FD%26amp%3BM%2BRTW%2B2006%2B%28716%29.JPG&hash=20fe8acb5bbc2812b78fe9ee025c4b5b[/url])



collars and cuffs?


Of course, not to mention front, back and emergency exit.
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: miss Tchevious on January 30, 2012, 09:48:24 PM
 sick2: nightmares tonight now. Tomorrow look for me on the "do dreams have meaning" thread.....was woken several times by the image of ginger asshole chasing me down a street. noooo:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 31, 2012, 09:19:33 AM
sick2: nightmares tonight now. Tomorrow look for me on the "do dreams have meaning" thread.....was woken several times by the image of ginger asshole chasing me down a street. noooo:


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Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 31, 2012, 09:20:22 AM
I had a horrible , horrible dream last night. Nothing to do with ginger arseholes but still woke up feeling freaked out  noooo:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 31, 2012, 09:21:56 AM
I had a horrible , horrible dream last night. Nothing to do with ginger arseholes but still woke up feeling freaked out  noooo:

Lay off the cheese for supper.  noooo:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: miss Tchevious on January 31, 2012, 11:54:06 AM
Not sure what I dreamt about, but apparently I woke apc up to tell him that the film on the plane was shit. I haven't flown for years.  noooo: Shrugs:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Barman on January 31, 2012, 12:08:55 PM
Not sure what I dreamt about, but apparently I woke apc up to tell him that the film on the plane was shit. I haven't flown for years.  noooo: Shrugs:

You were prolly right tho - I never watch movies on planes....  noooo:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Nick on February 01, 2012, 08:33:45 AM
I went to the cinema last night. It didn't seem odd that they were selling whole raw sheep heads as a a snack
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Barman on February 01, 2012, 08:44:37 AM
I went to the cinema last night. It didn't seem odd that they were selling whole raw sheep heads as a a snack

You were in Cyprus then...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Just One More on February 01, 2012, 06:22:52 PM
I went to the cinema last night. It didn't seem odd that they were selling whole raw sheep heads as a a snack

Was it a ewe fillum  redface:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Nick on February 01, 2012, 06:24:19 PM
Watch  it. YOu may dream about me tonight eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Just One More on February 01, 2012, 06:47:58 PM
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs13.postimage.org%2F64621la83%2Fnick_the_early_years.jpg&hash=7aa16304d4ae6d546ac49b6eb782ab81) (http://postimage.org/image/64621la83/)
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Nick on February 01, 2012, 07:22:42 PM
And worserer eveilgrin:

Sweet dreams
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Barman on February 01, 2012, 07:30:42 PM
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happy002
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Bar Wench on February 05, 2012, 11:15:56 AM
I'm a pirate, a vampire pirate that happens to be vegetarian and eats pink donuts. What the hell does that mean?!?!?
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Snoopy on February 05, 2012, 11:20:31 AM
I'm a pirate, a vampire pirate that happens to be vegetarian and eats pink donuts. What the hell does that mean?!?!?

That it is time to change your timeline.  whistle:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Bar Wench on February 05, 2012, 11:24:49 AM
You what now?
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Just One More on February 05, 2012, 12:16:28 PM
I'm a pirate, a vampire pirate that happens to be vegetarian and eats pink donuts. What the hell does that mean?!?!?

It means you only attack Swedes

Can you imagine sinking your teeth into a pink Swede eh Snoopy?

(I'll toss them up, you hit 'em... oh, and I avoided the reference to donots too)  angel1
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Snoopy on February 05, 2012, 01:58:32 PM
You what now?


This:
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Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: apc2010 on February 07, 2012, 03:08:17 AM
Miss T has just woke me up.........again ......and told me if I get caught I will be on TV . eeek:
and if I do not finish my grapefruit she will throw it at me ......... noooo:


People wonder why I drink.........
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Nick on February 07, 2012, 08:24:28 AM
I was an MP with special responsibility for ginger cats rubschin:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Pastis on February 09, 2012, 05:08:55 PM
I was doing an ad for Sainbury's using 70's Letraset® ....  shocked003 ... again, and again, and again  cry:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Nick on February 09, 2012, 05:09:49 PM
I spent the night holding Harold Wilson hostage  noooo:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Snoopy on February 09, 2012, 06:22:02 PM
I spent the night holding Harold Wilson hostage  noooo:

Remembering H Wilson ...... I don't suppose anyone was willing to bargain for him.
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Nick on February 09, 2012, 06:41:15 PM
I have a dim recollection of melons being offered  Shrugs:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: apc2010 on February 09, 2012, 07:00:14 PM
I have a dim recollection of melons being offered  Shrugs:

 eyes:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Nick on February 09, 2012, 07:02:11 PM
And how is the fragrant Miss T?
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: miss Tchevious on February 09, 2012, 09:42:53 PM
 ;) aaaalllllll good.  eyes:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 09, 2012, 09:47:27 PM
;) aaaalllllll good.  eyes:

He said fragrant not flagrant.  noooo:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Nick on February 09, 2012, 09:51:41 PM
 drumroll:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: miss Tchevious on February 09, 2012, 09:56:54 PM
 redface: oopsy
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 11, 2012, 06:46:42 AM
I dreamt I was in some place where they were mining for bits of blue bathroom tiles  noooo:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Snoopy on February 11, 2012, 08:56:09 AM
I dreamt I was in some place where they were mining for bits of blue bathroom tiles  noooo:

'Ere Tony ~ Come and 'ave a look at this  whistle:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Just One More on February 11, 2012, 09:49:07 AM
 lol:

I bet the camera just happened to be there as he said it.
They're always lucky that they're filming them as the radio goes off to hear they've found something, and they all go running to the "find". FFS, it's been there for centuries, it's not going to be going anywhere fast
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Barman on February 11, 2012, 11:15:28 AM
lol:

I bet the camera just happened to be there as he said it.
They're always lucky that they're filming them as the radio goes off to hear they've found something, and they all go running to the "find". FFS, it's been there for centuries, it's not going to be going anywhere fast
lol:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Nick on February 26, 2012, 09:12:22 AM
Dreadful night  cry:

Almost everyone I have ever known at a mahoosive party. Tommy Cooper. Goose Fair. Decorating a whle house and a talking, jumping furry turtle  eeek:

Woke up in a cold sweat at abut 3.00
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 26, 2012, 09:14:05 AM
Were you outside my house fighting ?
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Barman on February 26, 2012, 09:54:51 AM
Dreadful night  cry:

Almost everyone I have ever known at a mahoosive party. Tommy Cooper. Goose Fair. Decorating a whle house and a talking, jumping furry turtle  eeek:

Woke up in a cold sweat at abut 3.00

Was Jim Morrison there?  ;D
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Snoopy on February 26, 2012, 09:55:51 AM
Dreadful night  cry:

Almost everyone I have ever known at a mahoosive party. Tommy Cooper. Goose Fair. Decorating a whle house and a talking, jumping furry turtle  eeek:

Woke up in a cold sweat at abut 3.00


Don't eat cheese after 4pm!
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on February 26, 2012, 12:00:17 PM
Exploding Badgers?
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on February 27, 2012, 06:52:13 PM
Fish pie on Saturday and I dreamt all night that fleshless fish were crawling out of me.   sick2:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Barman on February 27, 2012, 07:01:40 PM
Fish pie on Saturday and I dreamt all night that fleshless fish were crawling out of me.   sick2:

Bones then....?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on February 27, 2012, 07:08:25 PM
Yes but they were alive.  cry:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Barman on February 27, 2012, 07:15:04 PM
Yes but they were alive.  cry:


The Skeleton Dance (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e54m6XOpRgU#)
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Pirate on February 27, 2012, 07:48:13 PM
Yes but they were alive.  cry:


***BIG MOUTH BILLY BONES*** (Singing Skeleton Fish) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZY0zq6j0qY#ws)
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on February 28, 2012, 07:03:07 AM
Yes but they were alive.  cry:


***BIG MOUTH BILLY BONES*** (Singing Skeleton Fish) ([url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZY0zq6j0qY#ws[/url])


Thass 'em.  You had fish pie too?    scared2:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Pastis on March 09, 2012, 05:38:59 PM
I am exhausted after this week's cornucopia of dream matter  surrender: 
I seem to have been half way round the world in the most bizarre situations imaginable; perhaps I can commit the stories to digital media and file them with Kate Adie for inclusion in "From Our Own Correspondent"   rubschin:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Nick on March 09, 2012, 05:42:13 PM
I spent all last night cooking stuff and throwing it away  noooo:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 09, 2012, 05:43:11 PM
I am exhausted after this week's cornucopia of dream matter  surrender: 
I seem to have been half way round the world in the most bizarre situations imaginable; perhaps I can commit the stories to digital media and file them with Kate Adie for inclusion in "From Our Own Correspondent"   rubschin:

Have you got another 73 days worth of travelling yet to do ?
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 09, 2012, 05:44:49 PM
I spent all last night cooking stuff and throwing it away  noooo:

Ick 'n' ham  whistle:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Nick on March 09, 2012, 05:45:35 PM
I am exhausted after this week's cornucopia of dream matter  surrender: 
I seem to have been half way round the world in the most bizarre situations imaginable; perhaps I can commit the stories to digital media and file them with Kate Adie for inclusion in "From Our Own Correspondent"   rubschin:

Have you got another 73 days worth of travelling yet to do ?
doh: doh: doh:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Pastis on March 09, 2012, 05:54:32 PM
I am exhausted after this week's cornucopia of dream matter  surrender: 
I seem to have been half way round the world in the most bizarre situations imaginable; perhaps I can commit the stories to digital media and file them with Kate Adie for inclusion in "From Our Own Correspondent"   rubschin:

Have you got another 73 days worth of travelling yet to do ?

Are you Passepartout?  If so I'll split the £20,000 wager (equal to £1,324,289 today) and fetch my passepartout passport   eyes:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 09, 2012, 06:03:11 PM
No splitting required  lol:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Pastis on March 09, 2012, 06:25:16 PM
Oh dear, splitting hairs again   ;)
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Nick on March 09, 2012, 06:29:52 PM
Covent Garden
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Pirate on March 13, 2012, 09:14:25 AM
So…I spent all last night taking a statement from Nick about a collision he was involved in. No injuries.

Apparently Nick was overtaking a car on a single carriageway with on lane in each direction when he was in a head on collision with an oncoming car. There are double solid white lines separating the lanes and there ‘No Overtaking signs on each side of the road... eeek:

Clearly Nick’s fault, but he was having none of it. He advised me that the car in front in him suddenly slowed down as if the engine suddenly stalled and he had to pull out to overtake and he did not see the incoming car... ::)

During the interview it became apparent that Nick was obviously a man of questionable character. He would not look me in the eye; he was evasive and could not answer probing questions... ;)

Anyhoo this went on all night so it would seem, over and over again. I even knew it was a dream, but it just went on and on…Hope I don’t have to go through it all again tonight… noooo:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Nick on March 13, 2012, 09:16:06 AM
I had that dream too  eeek:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Pirate on March 13, 2012, 09:16:45 AM
Be careful out there...
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Just One More on March 16, 2012, 07:08:42 PM
So…I spent all last night taking a statement from Nick about a collision he was involved in. No injuries.

Apparently Nick was overtaking a car on a single carriageway with on lane in each direction when he was in a head on collision with an oncoming car. There are double solid white lines separating the lanes and there ‘No Overtaking signs on each side of the road... eeek:

Clearly Nick’s fault, but he was having none of it. He advised me that the car in front in him suddenly slowed down as if the engine suddenly stalled and he had to pull out to overtake and he did not see the incoming car... ::)

During the interview it became apparent that Nick was obviously a man of questionable character. He would not look me in the eye; he was evasive and could not answer probing questions... ;)

Anyhoo this went on all night so it would seem, over and over again. I even knew it was a dream, but it just went on and on…Hope I don’t have to go through it all again tonight… noooo:

I actually attended something similar on the A31 the very same morning, the road was closed for 6 hours  scared2:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Nick on March 27, 2012, 10:39:50 AM
Spent the night having a snowball fight with the Rolling Stones.  rubschin:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 28, 2012, 06:31:48 AM
I attended some secret political meeting which was very cagey about outsiders being involved. There was lots of hair that had been cut off on the floor and shoes that had been abandoned. I offered to help clear all this and put them in storage cupboard. But in this cupboard was a woman being stabbed.
I went back out and the bloke from Downtown Abbey ( the good man servant with a limp accused of murdering ex wife ) was there having a heart attack.
I gave him the kiss of life but by doing so could see his memories of when he was in a rock band type of thing and it was weird for me to see him in jeans !
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Barman on March 28, 2012, 06:36:36 AM
I attended some secret political meeting which was very cagey about outsiders being involved. There was lots of hair that had been cut off on the floor and shoes that had been abandoned. I offered to help clear all this and put them in storage cupboard. But in this cupboard was a woman being stabbed.
I went back out and the bloke from Downtown Abbey ( the good man servant with a limp accused of murdering ex wife ) was there having a heart attack.
I gave him the kiss of life but by doing so could see his memories of when he was in a rock band type of thing and it was weird for me to see him in jeans !

 eeek:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Just One More on March 28, 2012, 06:54:18 AM
I attended some secret political meeting which was very cagey about outsiders being involved. There was lots of hair that had been cut off on the floor and shoes that had been abandoned. I offered to help clear all this and put them in storage cupboard. But in this cupboard was a woman being stabbed.
I went back out and the bloke from Downtown Abbey ( the good man servant with a limp accused of murdering ex wife ) was there having a heart attack.
I gave him the kiss of life but by doing so could see his memories of when he was in a rock band type of thing and it was weird for me to see him in jeans !

My money's on Wenslydale with cranberries  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 28, 2012, 07:58:20 AM
I attended some secret political meeting which was very cagey about outsiders being involved. There was lots of hair that had been cut off on the floor and shoes that had been abandoned. I offered to help clear all this and put them in storage cupboard. But in this cupboard was a woman being stabbed.
I went back out and the bloke from Downtown Abbey ( the good man servant with a limp accused of murdering ex wife ) was there having a heart attack.
I gave him the kiss of life but by doing so could see his memories of when he was in a rock band type of thing and it was weird for me to see him in jeans !

Do you often dream about work?
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 28, 2012, 12:33:54 PM
I attended some secret political meeting which was very cagey about outsiders being involved. There was lots of hair that had been cut off on the floor and shoes that had been abandoned. I offered to help clear all this and put them in storage cupboard. But in this cupboard was a woman being stabbed.
I went back out and the bloke from Downtown Abbey ( the good man servant with a limp accused of murdering ex wife ) was there having a heart attack.
I gave him the kiss of life but by doing so could see his memories of when he was in a rock band type of thing and it was weird for me to see him in jeans !

My money's on Wenslydale with cranberries  :thumbsup:

My money is on bootleg voddy  whistle:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 28, 2012, 01:16:05 PM
Tonight please can I just have a normal dream  cloud9:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Nick on March 28, 2012, 01:16:54 PM
 eyes: eyes:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 28, 2012, 01:17:38 PM
Oh I had one of those sorts of dreams the night before .

3 men and a voddy  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 28, 2012, 01:21:03 PM
Oh I ghad one of those sorts of dreams the night before .

3 men and a noddy  :thumbsup:

 rubschin:
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Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Nick on March 28, 2012, 01:22:52 PM
Oh I had one of those sorts of dreams the night before .

3 men and a voddy  :thumbsup:

I imagine you were tossing and turning
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 28, 2012, 01:26:01 PM
 lol:

I was playing  with, tit, tat and toe  whistle:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: apc2010 on March 28, 2012, 01:27:38 PM
lol:

I was playing  with, tit, tat and toe  whistle:

I will not comment .............being a gentleman .......... whistle:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Nick on March 28, 2012, 01:28:01 PM
lol:

I was playing  with, tit, tat and toe  whistle:
eeek:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 28, 2012, 01:30:38 PM
lol:

I was playing  with, tit, tat and toe  whistle:

I will not comment .............being a gentleman .......... whistle:

You are known for your restraints  ;)
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Pirate on March 28, 2012, 01:31:01 PM
lol:

I was playing  with, tit, tat and toe  whistle:

And very nice it was too...
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: apc2010 on March 28, 2012, 01:56:19 PM
lol:

I was playing  with, tit, tat and toe  whistle:

And very nice it was too...

Which one were you......... whistle:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Pastis on March 28, 2012, 03:23:49 PM
I dreamed I had some of tonight's lottery numbers ... so, yes, I have purchased an ticket  rubschin:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: apc2010 on March 28, 2012, 04:42:58 PM
I dreamed I had some of tonight's lottery numbers ... so, yes, I have purchased an ticket  rubschin:

For Miss D ........... rubschin:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Pastis on March 28, 2012, 04:56:00 PM
Heavens no!  ;D  MissD is quite capable of throwing her own lucky numbers  whistle:

That said, if I became an overnight millionaire Sunday Lunches could be convened in a few exotic locations  rubschin:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 28, 2012, 05:31:30 PM
All the very best of luck then  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 28, 2012, 05:33:41 PM
Heavens no!  ;D  MissD is quite capable of throwing her own lucky numbers  whistle:

That said, if I became an overnight millionaire Sunday Lunches could be convened in a few exotic locations  rubschin:


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Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Pastis on March 28, 2012, 05:39:54 PM
 eeek:   

Were I an overnight millionaire I'd imagine there'd be quite a few grasping for my largesse   eyes:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Barman on March 28, 2012, 05:46:08 PM
eeek:   

Were I an overnight millionaire I'd imagine there'd be quite a few grasping for my largesse   eyes:


Large arse eh...?  rubschin:

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Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Pastis on March 28, 2012, 05:56:19 PM
Yes, of course  ::)   Nick, can you pass BM the dictionary?   ;)

Quote
largesse, largess [lɑːˈdʒɛs]
n
1. the generous bestowal of gifts, favours, or money
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Nick on March 28, 2012, 05:57:22 PM
Can he read?
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Barman on March 28, 2012, 06:00:37 PM
Can he read?

Out loud!   Thumbs:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Uncle Mort on March 28, 2012, 06:02:52 PM
Yes, of course  ::)   Nick, can you pass BM the dictionary?   ;)

Quote
largesse, largess [lɑːˈdʒɛs]
n
1. the generous bestowal of gifts, favours, or money


pun
   [puhn] Show IPA noun, verb, punned, pun·ning.

noun
1.
the humorous use of a word or phrase so as to emphasize or suggest its different meanings or applications, or the use of words that are alike or nearly alike in sound but different in meaning; a play on words.

2.
the word or phrase used in this way
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Nick on April 05, 2012, 08:51:29 AM
Dreadful night  noooo:

I was a murder suspect anf the police assigned a gigantic pig to follow me at all times. It had to sleep in a nest in my bedroom.

I kept trying to give it the slip as it was interfering withmy three part tiem jobs:

Chaplain to a football team
Tour guide in Richmond on Thames
Hitler's chauffeur  eeek:

I am knackered
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on April 06, 2012, 11:13:23 PM
I have not been sleeping well since being here, not that I have a real problem with that.  At about 6am this morning apparently for the first time I woke Mr C by talking in my sleep, I was apparently having great difficulty booking flight tickets and something needed to be done about the raw sewage which was rapidly rising around us. noooo:  So many of my nightmares rolled into one, although I was not woken by this, heaven only knows what would have happened had crumbling teeth (mine) come into this dream. scared2:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Just One More on April 07, 2012, 05:36:04 AM
I have not been sleeping well since being here, not that I have a real problem with that.  At about 6am this morning apparently for the first time I woke Mr C by talking in my sleep, I was apparently having great difficulty booking flight tickets and something needed to be done about the raw sewage which was rapidly rising around us. noooo:  So many of my nightmares rolled into one, although I was not woken by this, heaven only knows what would have happened had crumbling teeth (mine) come into this dream. scared2:

 eeek: How coincidental. I have spent from1800hr's last night until a few minutes ago on a major pollution incident where 10's of 1000's of litres of raw sewage have entered our network and entered a river. An adjacent field is now a lake of sewage and the water company say they will leave it to dissipate into the ground  noooo:  Snoopy may well suggest it will make Pompey smell better  ;)

What they need is a company local to me whose slogan is "Clearing poo with panache"   ;D
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Nick on April 07, 2012, 07:35:24 AM
I dreamt I was a gayer  eeek:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: apc2010 on April 07, 2012, 09:43:23 AM
I dreamt I was a gayer  eeek:

You mean ..........that whiskey gives you a sore arse........ whistle:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Barman on April 07, 2012, 09:59:41 AM
I dreamt I was a gayer  eeek:

You mean ..........that whiskey gives you a sore arse........ whistle:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 07, 2012, 10:08:15 AM
I dreamt I was a gayer  eeek:

See.....

Dreams can come true ......you just have to be-leave  whistle:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Snoopy on April 08, 2012, 07:34:39 AM
Last night I found myself wrestling with an alligator. As we struggled on the muddy riverside the alligator stopped, rose up on its tail and asked, in cultured tones, "Why are we doing this old chap?".
I replied that I had no idea so we stopped fighting and went to the pub.


Woodstock says this shows that I am having a mental struggle with various matters (Financing the stoodent, trying to sell the house and buy another ~ both on a reduced income) and that, at heart, I know my worries are groundless and that I will, as ever, manage to achieve my aims.

I think it means I took too much Valium yesterday.  confused:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: apc2010 on April 08, 2012, 07:52:31 AM
Last night I found myself wrestling with an alligator. As we struggled on the muddy riverside the alligator stopped, rose up on its tail and asked, in cultured tones, "Why are we doing this old chap?".
I replied that I had no idea so we stopped fighting and went to the pub.


Woodstock says this shows that I am having a mental struggle with various matters (Financing the stoodent, trying to sell the house and buy another ~ both on a reduced income) and that, at heart, I know my worries are groundless and that I will, as ever, manage to achieve my aims.

I think it means I took too much Valium yesterday.  confused:


What a croc.........
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 08, 2012, 08:20:23 AM
Last night I found myself wrestling with an alligator. As we struggled on the muddy riverside the alligator stopped, rose up on its tail and asked, in cultured tones, "Why are we doing this old chap?".
I replied that I had no idea so we stopped fighting and went to the pub.

I think it means I took too much Valium yesterday.  confused:

Quote
An alligator, like a crocodile, in dreams is a symbol of primitive male sexuality, due to its large tail, rigid skin and aggressive behavior during mating season

So you wanted a bit, couldn't get any and went to the pub instead  ;)
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 08, 2012, 11:43:17 PM
Last night I found myself wrestling with an alligator. As we struggled on the muddy riverside the alligator stopped, rose up on its tail and asked, in cultured tones, "Why are we doing this old chap?".
I replied that I had no idea so we stopped fighting and went to the pub.


Woodstock says this shows that I am having a mental struggle with various matters (Financing the stoodent, trying to sell the house and buy another ~ both on a reduced income) and that, at heart, I know my worries are groundless and that I will, as ever, manage to achieve my aims.

I think it means I took too much Valium yesterday.  confused:


What a croc.........
drumroll:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Nick on April 09, 2012, 05:43:59 AM
Alien invasion scared2:

They forced everyone to become magazine editors  rubschin:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 09, 2012, 07:03:38 AM
I had a very detailed dream  noooo:

I gave birth to twin boys. Each one weighed 22Lbs  eeek: shocked003

But I had to get home because I had a dining table and two chairs arriving in two weeks  noooo:



Today's programme has been bought to you by the number 2  lol:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Nick on April 09, 2012, 07:10:53 AM
A babby cloud9: A babby  cloud9:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 09, 2012, 10:28:19 AM
I gave birth to twin boys. Each one weighed 22Lbs  eeek: shocked003


 eeek: eeek:

Had you been watching a program about Eurotunnel?
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on April 09, 2012, 11:22:47 AM
That must have made her eyes water!
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 09, 2012, 11:26:25 AM
Maybe what it is really telling me is that I need to lose 44 lbs  rubschin:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 09, 2012, 04:09:18 PM
Maybe what it is really telling me is that I need to lose 44 lbs  rubschin:

Lets hope so.

That is a lot better than it telling you that after dropping two 22 lb babies you could just walk home and get on with buying furniture.
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 10, 2012, 05:15:51 AM
I had a dream that I didn't understand whilst I was dreaming it let alone when I woke up  noooo:

Something about some equation to pile drive and fill with concrete 7 holes to stabilise an area but then deciding that was the wrong thing to do and turning them into sand pits ....knowing they would be death traps  noooo: noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Nick on April 10, 2012, 06:15:09 AM
I had a visitor  eyes:



Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Just One More on April 10, 2012, 06:16:58 AM
Crabs  rubschin:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 10, 2012, 07:07:21 AM
I had a visitor  eyes:

Bailiff ?
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Nick on April 10, 2012, 07:12:49 AM
That 7 of 9 bird from Star Trek
 Snoopysick:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 10, 2012, 07:25:28 AM
That 7 of 9 bird from Star Trek
 Snoopysick:

The one with all the metal bits?

Must be like snogging a pile of cutlery.  noooo:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Nick on April 10, 2012, 07:40:46 AM
Resistance was futile  noooo:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 21, 2012, 05:31:23 AM
I had a dream that I was upstairs in some pub with lots of people I know attending a function of some sorts.

It was heaving in there. Suddenly a group of young beered up lads steamed though to go to the downstairs bar. One of them still had a nearly full pint of something which he inadvertently tipped as he went past and it went all over me  evil:

Now, appreciating it was an accident, I was fairly calm until he, being an arse,  instead of apologising  started smirking and laughing and just carried on. I got so angry that the little liquid I had left in my glass ( it was some clear stuff , presumably water  rubschin: ) I threw back at the little shit  evil: But it splashed him over his poncey hair,

They left and things carried on as normal with me trying to clean up. Next thing you know some bloke comes up the stairs shouting the odds and asking who had thrown 'their pint' over his lad  ::). Little shit couldn't identify beer from water obviously  whistle:

So I stand up and say it was me  scared2:

Over he strides and starts bellowing at me and I stand up and then say " do you want to fight "  eeek: eeek: eeek:

 scared2:

It was John Bishop  eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:

It says he ain't fighting a wumman , I accuse him of being a **** wimp  noooo:

So he agrees  eeek: eeek: eeek:

As we are standing there and I have taken off my jewelry ( the most organised and caring fight - didn't want to scar him for life kinda thing ...cos I was obviously going to win   happy001) - I started telling him about his son . How rude, obnoxious, uncouth he was etc.

Initially he was still fuming and then started to agree with me . He sat down and started to tell me all about it but then I got became very aware that I was ignoring me mates who surprisingly when I had offered to fight to me death had not believed me  lol:

So I made my excuses and left  lol:

 noooo: noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Barman on April 21, 2012, 06:11:18 AM
happy100
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 21, 2012, 01:17:41 PM
Don't you ever have simple dreams like
"Went of a blind date, it turned out to be Brad Pitt, couldn't walk in the morning, took a taxi home."
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 21, 2012, 02:00:27 PM
Brad Pitt doesn't do it for me  noooo:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 21, 2012, 02:03:15 PM
Brad Pitt doesn't do it for me  noooo:

Nor me, but you get the general idea.

I could have said "Insert favourite film star" but you might have misconstrued my words.
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Barman on April 21, 2012, 02:04:05 PM
Brad Pitt doesn't do it for me  noooo:

Nor me, but you get the general idea.

I could have said "Insert favourite film star" but you might have misconstrued my words.

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 21, 2012, 02:05:47 PM
I don't think my dreams are that unusual  rubschin:

Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 21, 2012, 02:17:22 PM
I don't think my dreams are that unusual  rubschin:
There is your first problem.  noooo:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Barman on April 21, 2012, 02:20:46 PM
I don't think my dreams are that unusual  rubschin:
There is your first problem.  noooo:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 29, 2012, 08:07:48 AM
Apparently 86% of people start making up scenarios in their heads that most likely will never happen, right before falling asleep  rubschin:

I fall into the 86% group  redface:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Barman on April 29, 2012, 08:10:32 AM
Apparently 86% of people start making up scenarios in their heads that most likely will never happen, right before falling asleep  rubschin:

I fall into the 86% group  redface:

Popcorn:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Just One More on April 29, 2012, 08:13:21 AM
Bound to be about Pirate  whistle:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 29, 2012, 08:14:43 AM
About things that will never happen it says  lol:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Just One More on April 29, 2012, 08:15:52 AM
Poor lad's gonna need counselling  ;)
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 29, 2012, 08:18:21 AM
I think he already has enough excuses in his repertoire  ;)
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on May 09, 2012, 06:04:43 AM
I spent all last night looking for a phone.....  I was late for work yesterday because I was looking for a phone... which was in the pocket of the dress I was wearing.  ::)
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 09, 2012, 07:55:39 AM
Zipparah Tafari - Where's My Keys? Where's My Phone? (Britain's Got Talent Semi-Finals) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXmYXjuDAI8#ws)  lol:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Pastis on May 09, 2012, 04:00:16 PM
Apparently 86% of people start making up scenarios in their heads that most likely will never happen, right before falling asleep  rubschin:

I fall into the 86% group  redface:

Me too, I hope  eeek: eeek:
I dreamt I had a new, short haircut ... when I looked in the mirror she (the hairdresser) had dyed it green, purple and orange   shocked003
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Just One More on May 09, 2012, 04:38:23 PM
Zipparah Tafari - Where's My Keys? Where's My Phone? (Britain's Got Talent Semi-Finals) ([url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXmYXjuDAI8#ws[/url])  lol:


I was gonna post that but didn't as it would mean admitting I was a closet BGT viewer like  noooo:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Pastis on May 09, 2012, 04:44:18 PM
Zipparah Tafari - Where's My Keys? Where's My Phone? (Britain's Got Talent Semi-Finals) ([url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXmYXjuDAI8#ws[/url])  lol:


I was gonna post that but didn't as it would mean admitting I was a closet BGT viewer like  noooo:


The psychiatrist's chair is vacant JOM; make yourself comfortable    Popcorn:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Just One More on May 09, 2012, 04:50:29 PM
Sod that, the last one said I was paranoid, but I think he had it in for me
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Pastis on May 09, 2012, 04:53:24 PM
 drumroll:         lol:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Nick on May 11, 2012, 06:32:06 AM
Dreadful night  noooo:

School reunion in a mahoosive hotel. I was in charge of the brothel. Identical quadruplets. Live musical entertainment wioth dancing dwarves. Ended up missing a plane. Woke up sweating.
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 11, 2012, 09:00:50 AM
Dreadful night  noooo:

School reunion in a mahoosive hotel. I was in charge of the brothel. Identical quadruplets. Live musical entertainment wioth dancing dwarves. Ended up missing a plane. Woke up sweating.

Did you dream anything?
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 13, 2012, 06:47:20 AM
  I was waiting in a cab office which was teency tiny . There were no other choices I had to get a cab from here. I noticed a cockroach scuttling across the floor and stamped on it. Then I saw more of them. No one else was bothered by this but I found it disgusting and decided to wait outside.

But outside everything was going backwards  whacky115

Cars only drove in reverse, people were all face forwards but walking backwards, the wind blew in one direction and the tress and grass etc bent in the other and the sun was out but it was pitch black  noooo:

I was confuslimicated  noooo:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Snoopy on May 13, 2012, 07:50:42 AM
You entered a time warp.  whistle:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on May 13, 2012, 08:43:04 AM
Sounds more like a reality warp if you ask me (which you didn't).   noooo:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Pastis on May 21, 2012, 04:16:53 PM
I think I've entered a new level  noooo:
I regularly have difficulty getting off to sleep and wake up too early; at the weekend I actually dreamed about it  eeek:   whacky115
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Nick on May 21, 2012, 04:24:04 PM
I had some shocker about dogs in tank tops last night  noooo:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Barman on May 21, 2012, 05:42:36 PM
I had some shocker about dogs in tank tops last night  noooo:

I'm gonna drive a tank!  eeek:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 21, 2012, 06:00:55 PM
I had some shocker about dogs in tank tops last night  noooo:

I'm gonna drive a tank!  eeek:

(https://encrypted-tbn1.google.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRYK4MubthWXN8bT32pd7i8HC68xPg-Va60OmV14k8saIwKWZ5_)
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Nick on May 21, 2012, 06:02:58 PM
 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Barman on May 21, 2012, 06:03:33 PM
I had some shocker about dogs in tank tops last night  noooo:


I'm gonna drive a tank!  eeek:


([url]https://encrypted-tbn1.google.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRYK4MubthWXN8bT32pd7i8HC68xPg-Va60OmV14k8saIwKWZ5_[/url])


 ::)

No, it is one of these....  redface:

http://www.dna-paintball.com/uncategorised/dna-mini-tanks (http://www.dna-paintball.com/uncategorised/dna-mini-tanks)
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Nick on May 21, 2012, 06:05:21 PM
Toot toot  happy001 happy001
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Barman on May 21, 2012, 06:07:32 PM
Toot toot  happy001 happy001

 evil:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Pastis on May 21, 2012, 06:08:21 PM
45's - Beep Beep - The Playmates (Roulette) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eDSk4zwjg5A#)
.
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Nick on May 21, 2012, 06:11:52 PM
I forgot the beep beep option  doh:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Barman on May 21, 2012, 06:21:29 PM
45's - Beep Beep - The Playmates (Roulette) ([url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eDSk4zwjg5A#[/url])
.


 ::)

We had it on a 78!  lol:

The PLAYMATES - 'Beep Beep' - 1958 78rpm (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g1mxG68AKh8#)
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Nick on June 05, 2012, 07:51:52 PM
Dreamt during my nap that I had a pet cow  rubschin:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Pastis on June 05, 2012, 08:34:07 PM
I'll see your pet cow and raise you footballing mice    scared2:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Nick on June 05, 2012, 08:36:34 PM
 eeek:

Indoor or outdoor?
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Pastis on June 06, 2012, 09:26:33 AM
It was an indoor feature in a Turkish restaurant   eeek:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Nick on June 06, 2012, 09:32:56 AM
I had one of those  eyes:  dreams last night

Then I got arrested  sad24:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 06, 2012, 03:38:07 PM
It was an indoor feature in a Turkish restaurant   eeek:

As opposed to an appetiser in a Korean one  whistle:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 07, 2012, 04:16:37 AM
I had some horrible . horrible . horrible dreams last night  noooo:

One was really scary and I woke up petrified  scared2: - the other was appalling  noooo: - I went on a killing spree  noooo:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Just One More on July 07, 2012, 05:12:25 AM
happy100 I'm nearly all hugged-out already
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Barman on July 07, 2012, 07:02:43 AM
happy100 I'm nearly all hugged-out already

here... happy100
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: GROWLER on August 09, 2012, 09:26:57 AM
6 Panda hens.....flying flapping hens with a Pandas face.... trying to get in me car on the dock road in L'pool, and then receiving a mobby phone call asking me to contribute towards the save the Panda hen fund.

Yea, me too. Utterly and totally 100% bamboozled. confused: Shrugs:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Nick on August 09, 2012, 09:44:02 AM
 noooo:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Barman on August 09, 2012, 10:26:40 AM
 noooo:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Nick on August 09, 2012, 10:27:37 AM
 noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 09, 2012, 10:43:25 AM
6 Panda hens.....flying flapping hens with a Pandas face.... trying to get in me car on the dock road in L'pool, and then receiving a mobby phone call asking me to contribute towards the save the Panda hen fund.

Yea, me too. Utterly and totally 100% bamboozled. confused: Shrugs:

Sounds like Pandhenmonium  noooo:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Barman on August 09, 2012, 11:41:03 AM
6 Panda hens.....flying flapping hens with a Pandas face.... trying to get in me car on the dock road in L'pool, and then receiving a mobby phone call asking me to contribute towards the save the Panda hen fund.

Yea, me too. Utterly and totally 100% bamboozled. confused: Shrugs:

Sounds like Pandhenmonium  noooo:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Just One More on August 09, 2012, 12:24:29 PM
 lol:  lol:  lol:  lol:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on August 31, 2012, 07:00:10 AM
I dreamt last night that I visited BM and LL in  Cyprus along with Mr C and Marley's.  The pool was very nice there was not a goat in sight LL insisted on grooming/trimming the dog and throwing the clippings into the pool.  I will have myself committed later today. whacky115
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 31, 2012, 08:58:25 AM
What if our dreams are just blurred memories of our previous lives ?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Nick on August 31, 2012, 08:59:48 AM
I dreamt the other day that I was at the first Antiques Roadshow  from outer space
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 31, 2012, 09:00:33 AM
Were you an Emperor Ming vase ?  lol:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on August 31, 2012, 09:30:07 AM
What if our dreams are just blurred memories of our previous lives ?  rubschin:

But my dream was not blurred and Mr Marley's was extraordinarily good looking.  Should he be Mr Marley or Mr Marley's? 
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Just One More on August 31, 2012, 05:07:57 PM
Were you an Emperor Ming vase ?  lol:

 drumroll:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Nick on September 08, 2012, 08:35:16 AM
Jim and I spent all night rehearsing a double act to entertain the Queen during her visit to a railway station in Northern Ireland  rubschin:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Nick on September 13, 2012, 06:52:05 PM
Just recalled I spent last night fighting with naked dwarves  noooo:

I had to bop their noses
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: apc2010 on September 13, 2012, 08:09:17 PM
Just recalled I spent last night fighting with naked dwarves  noooo:

I had to bop their noses


Is this the Miss D thread......... rubschin:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on September 17, 2012, 05:30:52 AM
Just recalled I spent last night fighting with naked dwarves  noooo:

I had to bop their noses


Is this the Miss D thread......... rubschin:

It must be, I have just dreamt that I went to Cyprus with Miss D to stay with BM and LL for the weekend.  Everything was lovely. cloud9:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Barman on September 17, 2012, 06:11:17 AM
Just recalled I spent last night fighting with naked dwarves  noooo:

I had to bop their noses


Is this the Miss D thread......... rubschin:

It must be, I have just dreamt that I went to Cyprus with Miss D to stay with BM and LL for the weekend.  Everything was lovely. cloud9:

 cloud9: cloud9: cloud9:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on September 18, 2012, 03:57:08 AM
Having just decided to watch a video in my neighbours bed, as you do and managed to bleed all over their quilt and quilt cover when they came home they were a bit miffed. Shrugs:

I was very apologetic but whilst stripping the bed found some pale blue bondage kit which I shoved under the bed. I then took all the bedding home to take to the dry cleaners.  The lady of the house then turms up and thrusts some dice into my hands saying that as I had ruined her love life by finding the bondage stuff I should have them.

Next thing I know I am swimming in a canal in the dark and it's not very nice.

I am now going to go downstairs and make so tea. At least that will be real.
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Barman on September 18, 2012, 04:55:37 AM
Having just decided to watch a video in my neighbours bed, as you do and managed to bleed all over their quilt and quilt cover when they came home they were a bit miffed. Shrugs:

I was very apologetic but whilst stripping the bed found some pale blue bondage kit which I shoved under the bed.  then take all the bedding home to take to the dry cleaners.  The lady of the house then turms up and thrusts some diec into my hands saying that as I had ruined her love life by finding the bondage stuff I should have them.

Next thing I know I am swimming in a canal in the dark and it's not very nice.

I am now going to go downstairs and make so tea. At least that will be real.

 eeek:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 18, 2012, 07:40:29 AM
Having just decided to watch a video in my neighbours bed, as you do and managed to bleed all over their quilt and quilt cover when they came home they were a bit miffed. Shrugs:

I was very apologetic but whilst stripping the bed found some pale blue bondage kit which I shoved under the bed. I then took all the bedding home to take to the dry cleaners.  The lady of the house then turms up and thrusts some dice into my hands saying that as I had ruined her love life by finding the bondage stuff I should have them.

Next thing I know I am swimming in a canal in the dark and it's not very nice.

I am now going to go downstairs and make so tea. At least that will be real.


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Veeeery interesting.

So why do you think the bondage kit appeared to you as being blue and why would the colour remain so vivid in your mind?

 rubschin:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on September 18, 2012, 07:45:03 AM
. . . . and what's the bleeding significance of the canal in the dark?
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Nick on September 18, 2012, 07:45:59 AM
Enforced climbing of very tall buildings and sickening vertigo all night  scared2:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 18, 2012, 07:48:20 AM
. . . . and what's the bleeding significance of the canal in the dark?

"Alimentary my dear Watson"
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on September 18, 2012, 07:52:08 AM
 
. . . . and what's the bleeding significance of the canal in the dark?

"Alimentary my dear Watson"

 drumroll:

I'll line 'em up, you knock 'em down!

OK?     :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 18, 2012, 07:54:41 AM
. . . . and what's the bleeding significance of the canal in the dark?

"Alimentary my dear Watson"

 drumroll:

I'll line 'em up, you knock 'em down!

OK?     :thumbsup:
:thumbsup:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on September 19, 2012, 03:17:04 AM
Rather wishing I had dreams to report. Banghead Banghead
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Barman on September 19, 2012, 05:45:30 AM
Rather wishing I had dreams to report. Banghead Banghead


happy100
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 19, 2012, 06:17:45 AM
I had a dream that a work colleague was eaten by a lion in a skateboard park.....but no trace of body or lion could be found  rubschin:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on September 19, 2012, 07:10:38 AM
The lion and Albert - Stanley Holloway (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Putw3by4-e8#)

 cloud9: cloud9:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Barman on September 19, 2012, 07:55:29 AM
I had a dream that a work colleague was eaten by a lion in a skateboard park.....but no trace of body or lion could be found  rubschin:

The witch hid it in the wardrobe....  ::)
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Nick on September 19, 2012, 10:02:27 AM
Just remembered that a horse fell in love with me and followed me everywhere licking me. whacky115

I hope it was a gerl horse rubschin:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Snoopy on September 19, 2012, 11:06:40 AM
 rubschin: Could be a premonition ..... suggest you invest your all on any horse that looks like the licking one.
This may be the answer to your prayers.

What could possibly go wrong?  razz:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 19, 2012, 11:41:39 AM
rubschin: Could be a premonition ..... suggest you invest your all on any horse that looks like the licking one.
This may be the answer to your prayers.

What could possibly go wrong?  razz:


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Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 19, 2012, 01:07:06 PM
Just remembered that a horse fell in love with me and followed me everywhere licking me. whacky115

I hope it was a gerl horse rubschin:

Sounds like pony to me  whistle:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Nick on September 19, 2012, 01:15:18 PM
I am ackchooly frightened of horses, and they don't like me either  scared2:  I was attacked by one once  eeek:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 19, 2012, 02:53:49 PM
I am ackchooly frightened of horses, and they don't like me either  scared2:  I was attacked by one once  eeek:

Well, they are very intelligent creatures.
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Nick on September 19, 2012, 03:00:55 PM
 evil:

What can they do with their hands?
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Pastis on September 19, 2012, 03:07:10 PM
Quite a lot probably. Some of them have around 16 of them.
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Barman on September 19, 2012, 03:15:24 PM
Quite a lot probably. Some of them have around 16 of them.

 drumroll:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Nick on September 19, 2012, 03:16:41 PM
 angry041:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 19, 2012, 03:41:39 PM
Quite a lot probably. Some of them have around 16 of them.
lol: lol: lol:
 :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Nick on September 19, 2012, 07:24:43 PM
I am off to ber. Last night, among the sexy horse. Mrs Ncik #1 was there  sad24:

I hope to see her again  confused:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Uncle Mort on September 19, 2012, 08:14:34 PM
I am off to ber. Last night, among the sexy horse. Mrs Ncik #1 was there  sad24:

I hope to see her again  confused:

Do I detect a hint of an alcoholic induced depression  rubschin:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Nick on September 19, 2012, 08:25:18 PM
No. just bad typing  redface:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Barman on September 19, 2012, 08:26:08 PM
No. just bad typing  redface:

I expect a Big Boy mad you do it!  point:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Nick on September 19, 2012, 08:27:44 PM
Mad?
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Uncle Mort on September 19, 2012, 08:29:57 PM
It's catching!
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Barman on September 19, 2012, 08:31:05 PM
It's catching!

 scared2:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 19, 2012, 08:37:39 PM
It's catching!

Or even kerching
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Uncle Mort on September 19, 2012, 08:41:30 PM
It's catching!

Or even kerching

That's a first ~ the sound of the pub's cash register working.
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Barman on September 19, 2012, 08:42:51 PM
It's catching!

Or even kerching

That's a first ~ the sound of the pub's cash register working.

Oi!  cussing:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on September 20, 2012, 07:30:11 AM
I spent some of last night going up and down in a lift with it's doors permanently open with a laydeeee wearing very expensive clothes.  Her not me.
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Nick on September 23, 2012, 06:53:54 AM
Dreamt that The Boy and one of his mates had drowned. Spent the night dredging a canal. All too vivid and feel awful now.
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on September 23, 2012, 07:09:26 AM
Dreamt that The Boy and one of his mates had drowned. Spent the night dredging a canal. All too vivid and feel awful now.

 happy100 happy100

I've had dreams like that, not about the boy obviously but they are ghastly. I hope that you can shake it off.  When I was  heavily pregnant I dreamt that that I was shot in the stomach the bullet hit the baby and killed it I then had to give birth to  him.

He is now nearly thirty and I can still remember the dream vividly if prompted.
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Nick on September 23, 2012, 08:53:48 PM
Off to bed, but scared of that dream again  noooo: noooo:  Not good
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 26, 2012, 06:10:56 PM
It's catching!

Or even kerching

That's a first ~ the sound of the pub's cash register working.

Dammit Unc, we weren't telling BM that it was gubbed.  whistle:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on October 18, 2012, 05:01:30 AM
Woke up with a start having dreamt that during a visit to the lav, after the deed there was no toilet paper left and then on getting outside my card front tyre had been badly slashed, noooo:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Just One More on October 18, 2012, 05:57:38 AM
Charmin'
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 18, 2012, 07:21:41 AM
Woke up with a start having dreamt that during a visit to the lav, after the deed there was no toilet paper left and then on getting outside my card front tyre had been badly slashed, noooo:

Does this mean you have had enough of APC's shit ?  whistle:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 18, 2012, 08:08:25 AM
Woke up with a start having dreamt that during a visit to the lav, after the deed there was no toilet paper left and then on getting outside my car front tyre had been badly slashed, noooo:

This means you have a supressed urge to slash on tyres rather than in the lav.

Probably caught it from Snoopy.
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Nick on October 18, 2012, 08:36:06 AM
I had to defrost an Afghan hound  rubschin:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 18, 2012, 09:37:41 AM
I had to defrost an Afghan hound  rubschin:

Should have bought a turkey instead.  ::)
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Nick on October 22, 2012, 08:08:15 AM
Dreamt that the human race was going to be wiped out in 24 hours and that we had all agreed we should leave the planet "tidy". I was in charge of dishwashing, Mrs Nick was in charge of ironing. shrugs:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 03, 2012, 07:16:39 AM
I dreamt that I had cooked some big creme caramel type pie  rubschin:

However , there was someone trapped inside the pie and through the deep sugar crust I could see an animated face still alive  rubschin:

I was in a dilemma as to whether I cracked the top layer and cut the pie to possibly allow the person to escape or whether this would actually kill them  rubschin:

I think I ate too much sugar yesterday  lol:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Nick on December 30, 2012, 12:24:42 PM
Positively cinematic and exhausting the last week or so  noooo:

I have:

Organised vast conferences
Looked after a herd of cows all wearing pink wellies
Managed huge parties with just a few sausage rolls
Outed Mick Jagger as a gayer
Travelled at the speed of light

Still, I spent last night shagging Sian Williams  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on December 30, 2012, 12:49:30 PM
In your dreams mate.  Oh doh: redface: ;)
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Nick on December 30, 2012, 12:55:16 PM
She wears white cotton pants  :thumbsup:  Momentarily  redface:

Pity about her husband  noooo:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: apc2010 on December 30, 2012, 01:08:53 PM
She wears white cotton pants  :thumbsup:  Momentarily  redface:

Pity about her husband  noooo:


 eeek: eeek: noooo:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: GROWLER on December 30, 2012, 02:47:16 PM
Had a very sad dream last night. cry:
Dreamt I met one of my early and favourist gerlfreinds out of werk, and she was up the duff...not from me....and carrying a suitcase.
I told her she couldn't do that in her state, and carried it to a hairyplane for her. confused:
She boarded and vanished without so much as a wave or a peck. cry:

Stood back and watched her fly off to Canada, never to be seen again. sad32:

I woke up suddenly on the verge of tears. Horrible it was. sad32:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: miss Tchevious on December 30, 2012, 02:57:34 PM
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Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: GROWLER on December 30, 2012, 03:00:37 PM
I wont be sleeping at all tonight after your scary story. ([url]https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsmiley-scared003.gif&hash=18fddcf0725b3109795c903d5660906f[/url]) ([url]http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php[/url])


Sozzy. redface:

Thinking of asking can I go 'round to witness the bouncing up and down door handles. eeek:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 16, 2013, 06:17:44 AM
I dreamt that I was walking behind some bloke down the road when he crouched down , yelled and then gave birth to a full grown Labrador ?  eeek:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Baldy on January 16, 2013, 07:07:50 AM
 eeek: eeek: eeek: A chocolate one?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Barman on January 16, 2013, 07:20:38 AM
I dreamt that I spent hours crushing olives in a machine thing...

I eventually finished and took the bucket outside - I was going to the processing place.

The handle fell off the bucket and all of the oil spilled into a big puddle and turned white..

Shrugs:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Baldy on January 16, 2013, 07:24:24 AM
I dreamt that I spent hours crushing olives in a machine thing...

I eventually finished and took the bucket outside - I was going to the processing place.

The handle fell off the bucket and all of the oil spilled into a big puddle and turned white..

Shrugs:

Did you put the empty bucket on your head?
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 16, 2013, 07:31:25 AM
eeek: eeek: eeek: A chocolate one?  rubschin:
lol:

No
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Barman on January 16, 2013, 07:45:53 AM
I dreamt that I spent hours crushing olives in a machine thing...

I eventually finished and took the bucket outside - I was going to the processing place.

The handle fell off the bucket and all of the oil spilled into a big puddle and turned white..

Shrugs:

Did you put the empty bucket on your head?

 noooo:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 16, 2013, 09:21:39 AM
I dreamt that I was walking behind some bloke down the road when he crouched down , yelled and then gave birth to a full grown Labrador ?  eeek:

 rubschin: A dream about birth, a man and a guide dog. Now let me see. . . .
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: apc2010 on January 16, 2013, 09:24:57 AM
I dreamt that I was walking behind some bloke down the road when he crouched down , yelled and then gave birth to a full grown Labrador ?  eeek:

 rubschin: A dream about birth, a man and a guide dog. Now let me see. . . .


 ;D ;D
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on January 16, 2013, 08:28:36 PM
I dreamt that I spent hours crushing olives in a machine thing...

I eventually finished and took the bucket outside - I was going to the processing place.

The handle fell off the bucket and all of the oil spilled into a big puddle and turned white..

Shrugs:

Are worried that you have mayo in your engine?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Barman on January 16, 2013, 08:49:28 PM
I dreamt that I spent hours crushing olives in a machine thing...

I eventually finished and took the bucket outside - I was going to the processing place.

The handle fell off the bucket and all of the oil spilled into a big puddle and turned white..

Shrugs:

Are worried that you have mayo in your engine?  rubschin:

Oh please no!  scared2:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Nick on January 26, 2013, 10:51:47 AM
Last night I invented a new form of stage entertainment which combined opera and boxing  whacky115
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Just One More on January 26, 2013, 11:09:38 AM
Punchinni  redface:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Barman on January 26, 2013, 11:10:34 AM
Punchinni  redface:

 drumroll:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 26, 2013, 11:55:00 AM
Punchinni  redface:
drumroll: drumroll:

Like Madame butterfly, sting like a bee.
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Barman on January 26, 2013, 03:08:45 PM
Punchinni  redface:
drumroll: drumroll:

Like Madame butterfly, sting like a bee.

 drumroll:

Oh Mr. Darwin sir! worthy:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: apc2010 on January 31, 2013, 07:10:14 AM
Miss T is  asleep ....she told me to ....say hello to the gnomes because they are cooking for us......... noooo:

is it too early to drink ..... rubschin:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on January 31, 2013, 08:04:08 AM
No.
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: apc2010 on January 31, 2013, 08:05:44 AM
No.

 :thumbsup:  thank you ....... cloud9:   
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Barman on January 31, 2013, 08:09:32 AM
I've been having very vivid dreams for the past week lake... people and places from my past... and merder!  eeek:

That new Lidl collapso I got last week prolly... . rubschin:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 31, 2013, 08:12:33 AM
Dreams or premonitions ?  scared2:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: apc2010 on January 31, 2013, 08:12:59 AM
I've been having very vivid dreams for the past week lake... people and places from my past... and merder!  eeek:

That new Lidl collapso I got last week prolly... . rubschin:

People n past too..........strange not a big dreamer type..... rubschin:   

the callapso conspiracy....... eeek:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Barman on January 31, 2013, 08:14:11 AM
Dreams or premonitions ?  scared2:

It was an ex-girlfriend that got deaded - but I haven't seen her for over thirty years so I think she is safe...  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: miss Tchevious on January 31, 2013, 08:14:39 AM
Miss T is  asleep ....she told me to ....say hello to the gnomes because they are cooking for us......... noooo:

is it too early to drink ..... rubschin:

In fairness, I have just woke up and asked if I was talking about the dwarves cooking. Apey said "no dear, you said they were gnomes." I have Gordon Ramsey on tv so the subliminal cooking reference makes sense, but unless I am now dreaming of TMR, God knows where the gnomes come in.  rubschin:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Barman on February 25, 2013, 07:36:52 AM
I was running a five-star restaurant called 'Fast Food'.

It was next to a beautiful lake and you could (optionally) eat your meal while being whizzed around the lake on a powerful speed boat - to see the views like...

All the meat in the restaurant was carefully separated into Halal and Non-Halal and all the customers were encouraged to visit the kitchen and choose their particular favourite...

Then I remembered that Sid James had died and rushed off to check the exact date on the computer for CDB - no matter how hard I tried and what I typed into Google I couldn't find details of his death!  Banghead

Work that lot out... Shrugs:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Nick on February 25, 2013, 10:12:32 AM
I spent the night driving a tram  rubschin:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Barman on February 25, 2013, 10:18:12 AM
I spent the night driving a tram  rubschin:


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs8.postimage.org%2F8vhpf9jg1%2FTram_Crash_Heidelberg.jpg&hash=cc3aecc5212d079d85001a5e661f35c1) (http://postimage.org/image/8vhpf9jg1/)

 noooo:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Just One More on February 25, 2013, 10:19:51 AM
 happy001

I was expecting the Coronation Street one  lol:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Barman on February 25, 2013, 10:20:52 AM
happy001

I was expecting the Coronation Street one  lol:

Did you hear the predictable response klaxon? ::)
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Snoopy on February 25, 2013, 10:27:43 AM
I was running a five-star restaurant called 'Fast Food'.

It was next to a beautiful lake and you could (optionally) eat your meal while being whizzed around the lake on a powerful speed boat - to see the views like...

All the meat in the restaurant was carefully separated into Halal and Non-Halal and all the customers were encouraged to visit the kitchen and choose their particular favourite...

Then I remembered that Sid James had died and rushed off to check the exact date on the computer for CDB - no matter how hard I tried and what I typed into Google I couldn't find details of his death!  Banghead

Work that lot out... Shrugs:

 rubschin: You have lost the plot.



Oh and Sid James died 26th April 1976
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Barman on February 25, 2013, 10:33:10 AM
I was running a five-star restaurant called 'Fast Food'.

It was next to a beautiful lake and you could (optionally) eat your meal while being whizzed around the lake on a powerful speed boat - to see the views like...

All the meat in the restaurant was carefully separated into Halal and Non-Halal and all the customers were encouraged to visit the kitchen and choose their particular favourite...

Then I remembered that Sid James had died and rushed off to check the exact date on the computer for CDB - no matter how hard I tried and what I typed into Google I couldn't find details of his death!  Banghead

Work that lot out... Shrugs:

 rubschin: You have lost the plot.



Oh and Sid James died 26th April 1976

How old was he...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Snoopy on February 25, 2013, 10:40:25 AM
I was running a five-star restaurant called 'Fast Food'.

It was next to a beautiful lake and you could (optionally) eat your meal while being whizzed around the lake on a powerful speed boat - to see the views like...

All the meat in the restaurant was carefully separated into Halal and Non-Halal and all the customers were encouraged to visit the kitchen and choose their particular favourite...

Then I remembered that Sid James had died and rushed off to check the exact date on the computer for CDB - no matter how hard I tried and what I typed into Google I couldn't find details of his death!  Banghead

Work that lot out... Shrugs:

 rubschin: You have lost the plot.



Oh and Sid James died 26th April 1976

How old was he...?  rubschin:

62 years and 11 months ........ He died 12 days before his 63 birthday ...... So too young by any measure.
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Barman on February 25, 2013, 10:53:13 AM
I was running a five-star restaurant called 'Fast Food'.

It was next to a beautiful lake and you could (optionally) eat your meal while being whizzed around the lake on a powerful speed boat - to see the views like...

All the meat in the restaurant was carefully separated into Halal and Non-Halal and all the customers were encouraged to visit the kitchen and choose their particular favourite...

Then I remembered that Sid James had died and rushed off to check the exact date on the computer for CDB - no matter how hard I tried and what I typed into Google I couldn't find details of his death!  Banghead

Work that lot out... Shrugs:

 rubschin: You have lost the plot.



Oh and Sid James died 26th April 1976

How old was he...?  rubschin:

62 years and 11 months ........ He died 12 days before his 63 birthday ...... So too young by any measure.

Shame...
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Pastis on March 02, 2013, 06:32:50 PM
Shocking, horrid, awful   noooo: noooo:  Woken up by partygoers leaving the building   ::)
Got up, made a cuppa and remembered the sleepless nights threads on here ... logged on and ... site moving   Banghead Banghead

I'm all out of kilter   confused:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Barman on March 02, 2013, 06:33:52 PM
Shocking, horrid, awful   noooo: noooo:  Woken up by partygoers leaving the building   ::)
Got up, made a cuppa and remembered the sleepless nights threads on here ... logged on and ... site moving   Banghead Banghead

I'm all out of kilter   confused:

happy100
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: miss Tchevious on March 02, 2013, 09:55:24 PM
I had a nightmare that there was no pub and I wasn't allowed to drink at home!  eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:



Oh, wait.
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Steve on March 02, 2013, 10:39:14 PM
 lol: lol: lol:

I had a nightmare that there was no pub and I was called inadequate looking as a fireman and a gayer

Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Barman on March 03, 2013, 06:40:49 AM
 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Nick on March 03, 2013, 08:59:40 AM
Shocking, horrid, awful   noooo: noooo:  Woken up by partygoers leaving the building   ::)
Got up, made a cuppa and remembered the sleepless nights threads on here ... logged on and ... site moving   Banghead Banghead

I'm all out of kilter   confused:

I have some kilter somewhere  :thumbsup:. Hang on......
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Barman on April 16, 2013, 11:31:01 AM
Last night I was a millionaire submarine captain who also worked fixing complex plastic urinals....  whacky115
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on April 16, 2013, 11:47:45 AM
Last night I was a millionaire submarine captain who also worked fixing complex plastic urinals....  whacky115

Bet that last job was a piece of piss . . . .
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on April 16, 2013, 11:55:26 AM
Last night I was a millionaire submarine captain who also worked fixing complex plastic urinals....  whacky115

Bet that last job was a piece of piss . . . .

 lol: lol:

Not much sleep was had last night but just before 5 this morning I was dreaming of chickens. cloud9:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Steve on April 16, 2013, 11:58:10 AM
I was dreaming about work and having an argument with the guy I made redundant over 20 years ago

 scared2:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on April 16, 2013, 12:05:11 PM
Oh dear is he still alive or was it a visitation from the other side. scared2:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Steve on April 16, 2013, 12:19:57 PM
Dunno but that's just made it more spooky

Update:  just googled him.  Good news (maybe) he's still alive, bad news he still lives near me

 scared2:


Why do I nightmare about work now I've given it up?


Back to BM's Yellow Submarine . . . . .
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Nick on April 18, 2013, 09:05:29 AM
Being the bodyguard for the Spice Girls was OK, but I didn't expect to have to fight Peter Mandelson.
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 18, 2013, 09:19:44 AM
Being the bodyguard for the Spice Girls was OK, but I didn't expect to have to fight Peter Mandelson.
"Fight"?
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Barman on April 18, 2013, 03:32:40 PM
Being the bodyguard for the Spice Girls was OK, but I didn't expect to have to fight Peter Mandelson.
"Fight"?

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Nick on May 04, 2013, 09:07:06 AM
I was the cook on an ordinary double decker bus. Nightmare job. People would get on, buy a ticket and order some food. I had to prepare and serve it before we arrived at their stop.

It was so horridly realistic that I now discover that at some point in the night I gotup and took a chicken out of the freezer  noooo:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Barman on May 04, 2013, 09:10:17 AM
I was the cook on an ordinary double decker bus. Nightmare job. People would get on, buy a ticket and order some food. I had to prepare and serve it before we arrived at their stop.

It was so horridly realistic that I now discover that at some point in the night I gotup and took a chicken out of the freezer  noooo:

 whacky115
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: boogs on May 04, 2013, 09:27:12 AM
I was the cook on an ordinary double decker bus. Nightmare job. People would get on, buy a ticket and order some food. I had to prepare and serve it before we arrived at their stop.

It was so horridly realistic that I now discover that at some point in the night I gotup and took a chicken out of the freezer  noooo:

Men in white coats required me thinks..... whistle:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on May 10, 2013, 06:09:45 AM
I have awoken most unsettled and nearly tearful following a dream where Mr C and I were in America having met up with friends and wondered round some shops we went to the airport.  At the airport he and I split up to go to the lav.  It was there that the problems started.  The ladies lavs had two attendants and the lavs themselves were large porcelain structures which were almost like Sinclair bikes only with no covers.  Each lady was directed to a lav. I got to mine and got into it then noticed that all the other women were in skirts whilst I was wearing trousers.  It all started going down hill from there.

It involved being hustled out of the room an intimate examination being dressed in paper clothes and finally Mr C being brought into the examination room and seeing me in a very unattractive position. sick2:

I woke up then, thank heavens, almost in a blind panic. Not a good start to my day although I know that there will be folk having a lot worse.
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Barman on May 10, 2013, 09:02:11 AM
I have awoken most unsettled and nearly tearful following a dream where Mr C and I were in America having met up with friends and wondered round some shops we went to the airport.  At the airport he and I split up to go to the lav.  It was there that the problems started.  The ladies lavs had two attendants and the lavs themselves were large porcelain structures which were almost like Sinclair bikes only with no covers.  Each lady was directed to a lav. I got to mine and got into it then noticed that all the other women were in skirts whilst I was wearing trousers.  It all started going down hill from there.

It involved being hustled out of the room an intimate examination being dressed in paper clothes and finally Mr C being brought into the examination room and seeing me in a very unattractive position. sick2:

I woke up then, thank heavens, almost in a blind panic. Not a good start to my day although I know that there will be folk having a lot worse.

Cheese at bedtime...  noooo:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Nick on May 24, 2013, 09:56:56 AM
Wasps! Millions of them. Flying in ever changing formations like the Red Arrows  eeek:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: GROWLER on May 24, 2013, 10:11:47 AM
Wasps! Millions of them. Flying in ever changing formations like the Red Arrows  eeek:

Ginger Bafoon! point:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: boogs on May 25, 2013, 07:19:03 PM
I had a dream last week it was really vivid ... I don't normally remember them but this did...

I was with my ex-husband in our old house and his mother came in (she hated me) anyhoo she told us his grandmother had died and she had left us £250,000. We never had two halfpennies to rub together so we were over the moon...

Now one of the gerls at werk her mother in law  is one of those wimmins who knows about dreams.. She told this wummin about my dream and that ex and bitch of a mother were both dead..

She told me today it means I am going to get a life changing sum of money.... Thumbs:  She said when some one who is dead brings you money it will be life changing... prolly bollox rubschin:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Nick on May 25, 2013, 07:20:26 PM
£10 on the Lotto like  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: boogs on May 25, 2013, 07:24:56 PM
£10 on the Lotto like  :thumbsup:

Never won a thing .... unlucky sad24:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Baldy on May 25, 2013, 09:47:21 PM
I had a dream last week it was really vivid ... I don't normally remember them but this did...

I was with my ex-husband in our old house and his mother came in (she hated me) anyhoo she told us his grandmother had died and she had left us £250,000. We never had two halfpennies to rub together so we were over the moon...

Now one of the gerls at werk her mother in law  is one of those wimmins who knows about dreams.. She told this wummin about my dream and that ex and bitch of a mother were both dead..

She told me today it means I am going to get a life changing sum of money.... Thumbs:  She said when some one who is dead brings you money it will be life changing... prolly bollox rubschin:

Lend me a fiver.  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: boogs on May 25, 2013, 09:58:48 PM
I had a dream last week it was really vivid ... I don't normally remember them but this did...

I was with my ex-husband in our old house and his mother came in (she hated me) anyhoo she told us his grandmother had died and she had left us £250,000. We never had two halfpennies to rub together so we were over the moon...

Now one of the gerls at werk her mother in law  is one of those wimmins who knows about dreams.. She told this wummin about my dream and that ex and bitch of a mother were both dead..

She told me today it means I am going to get a life changing sum of money.... Thumbs:  She said when some one who is dead brings you money it will be life changing... prolly bollox rubschin:

Lend me a fiver.  :thumbsup:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Nick on May 26, 2013, 07:50:25 AM
Had to play tennis with Harriet Harman  eeek:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: boogs on May 26, 2013, 08:00:04 AM
Had to play tennis with Harriet Harman  eeek:

You worry me most men would dream of some attractive sexy wumman YOU dream of Harriet Harman !!!
It is worse than even I thought.... scared2: scared2: scared2:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 27, 2013, 03:51:19 PM
Had to play tennis with Harriet Harman  eeek:

You worry me most men would dream of some attractive sexy wumman YOU dream of Harriet Harman !!!
It is worse than even I thought.... scared2: scared2: scared2:

Sorry to tell you Boogs, but it is many times worse even than that.  noooo:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Nick on June 03, 2013, 08:48:38 AM
Opened my oven. Found a tiny Chinese bloke hiding inside it  rubschin:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: apc2010 on June 03, 2013, 09:31:32 AM
Opened my oven. Found a tiny Chinese bloke hiding inside it  rubschin:

Take away....... rubschin:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 03, 2013, 11:50:59 AM
Opened my oven. Found a tiny Chinese bloke hiding inside it  rubschin:

Mr Muscle ?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Nick on June 03, 2013, 11:56:40 AM
 Shrugs:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Steve on June 03, 2013, 01:38:31 PM
Opened my oven. Found a tiny Chinese bloke hiding inside it  rubschin:
Eating the mutant maggot infested casserole?
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Nick on June 03, 2013, 01:44:29 PM
 scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: boogs on June 03, 2013, 01:47:36 PM
scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2:

Perhaps the casserole has mutated into a little chinaman...... scared2: scared2: scared2:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Nick on June 03, 2013, 01:59:20 PM
 scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on June 04, 2013, 07:58:34 AM
Very posh lady was insistent that myself and a group of other people came to see some swans on her farm.  We stood around a large pond as she had directed us to to and. within seconds a huge flock of swans walked into the field and entered the pond there were so many they practically covered the entire surface of the pond.  Then gradually they all began to form a line and began swimming around the edge of the pond in single file.  It was all very majestic.

Then posh totty started frantically pulling short lengths of string out of her pockets.

 shrugs:

Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Nick on June 10, 2013, 07:15:48 PM
Last night was horrid. Can't recall why.

Anyhoo, bedtime. Bad day
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Barman on June 10, 2013, 07:18:09 PM
Last night was horrid. Can't recall why.

Anyhoo, bedtime. Bad day

We have a goodnight thread... ::)
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: boogs on June 10, 2013, 10:16:39 PM
Last night was horrid. Can't recall why.

Anyhoo, bedtime. Bad day

Cause you are so stressed... eeek:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: GROWLER on June 10, 2013, 10:32:00 PM
Last night was horrid. Can't recall why.

Anyhoo, bedtime. Bad day

Cause you are so stressed... eeek:

He doesn't know the meaning of the werd. Stressed, my exceedinly fat and wobbly arse. ::)
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: boogs on June 10, 2013, 10:37:04 PM
Last night was horrid. Can't recall why.

Anyhoo, bedtime. Bad day

Cause you are so stressed... eeek:

He doesn't know the meaning of the werd. Stressed, my exceedinly fat and wobbly arse. ::)

Are you two married ..   2gayers:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Baldy on June 10, 2013, 10:40:44 PM
Last night was horrid. Can't recall why.

Anyhoo, bedtime. Bad day

Cause you are so stressed... eeek:

He doesn't know the meaning of the werd. Stressed, my exceedinly fat and wobbly arse. ::)

Are you two married ..   2gayers:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Nick on June 12, 2013, 07:09:04 AM
Spent the night trainspotting in the dark  rubschin:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Barman on June 12, 2013, 07:17:00 AM
Spent the night trainspotting in the dark  rubschin:

I caught a tube train right into a restaurant....  rubschin:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Nick on June 12, 2013, 07:18:03 AM
Did they sell cakes?  happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Barman on June 12, 2013, 07:18:54 AM
Did they sell cakes?  happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001


happy002
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Barman on June 12, 2013, 07:20:52 AM
Did they sell cakes?  happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001

The first thing the waiter did was pour Pernod for everybody....

So, I suppose you could say it was a Pastisery! happy001
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Nick on June 12, 2013, 07:22:43 AM
 happy002 happy002 happy002 happy002 happy002 happy002  NickSick
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 12, 2013, 08:10:38 AM
 ::)
Not another bloody Chuckle Brothers day I hope.  noooo:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Steve on June 12, 2013, 09:22:15 AM
::)
Not another bloody Chuckle Brothers day I hope.  noooo:

Grumpydrawers  ^

Did they sell cakes?  happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001

The first thing the waiter did was pour Pernod for everybody....

So, I suppose you could say it was a Pastisery! happy001

happy001

Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Barman on June 12, 2013, 10:18:37 AM
::)
Not another bloody Chuckle Brothers day I hope.  noooo:

Grumpydrawers  ^

Did they sell cakes?  happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001

The first thing the waiter did was pour Pernod for everybody....

So, I suppose you could say it was a Pastisery! happy001

happy001

Thank you, thank you.... I'm here all week like....  greet1:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Pastis on June 12, 2013, 11:02:00 AM
 :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 12, 2013, 12:06:40 PM
::)
Not another bloody Chuckle Brothers day I hope.  noooo:

Grumpydrawers  ^

Did they sell cakes?  happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001

The first thing the waiter did was pour Pernod for everybody....

So, I suppose you could say it was a Pastisery! happy001

happy001

Thank you, thank you.... I'm here all week like....  greet1:

Don't be so sure . . . . . evil:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Barman on June 12, 2013, 12:08:56 PM
::)
Not another bloody Chuckle Brothers day I hope.  noooo:

Grumpydrawers  ^

Did they sell cakes?  happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001

The first thing the waiter did was pour Pernod for everybody....

So, I suppose you could say it was a Pastisery! happy001

happy001

Thank you, thank you.... I'm here all week like....  greet1:

Don't be so sure . . . . . evil:

 evil:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Nick on June 13, 2013, 08:38:56 PM
Spent last night in space on a mission to gift wrap planet Mercury    whacky115
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Uncle Mort on June 13, 2013, 08:51:06 PM
A prezzie for me perhaps?
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Nick on June 13, 2013, 08:53:49 PM
If you like hot planets in your bedroom as a surprise, yes
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Steve on June 13, 2013, 09:00:37 PM
If you like hot planets in your bedroom as a surprise, yes
better than Uranus
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: apc2010 on June 13, 2013, 09:35:39 PM
If you like hot planets in your bedroom as a surprise, yes
better than Uranus

Different Mercury I think......... whistle:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Barman on June 14, 2013, 04:50:54 AM
If you like hot planets in your bedroom as a surprise, yes
better than Uranus

Different Mercury I think......... whistle:

 drumroll:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 14, 2013, 11:01:14 AM
If you like hot planets in your bedroom as a surprise, yes
better than Uranus

Different Mercury I think......... whistle:
:thumbsup:
 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: boogs on June 19, 2013, 08:30:03 PM
Today when I was in bed poorly I dreamt that I was on a secluded beach white sand etc. with this handsome sexy guy  cloud9: we fell asleep ...When I woke he was gone... there was an old man there who said he has gone with the other woman.... sad24:

BTW I know who the guy was before speculation starts.... whistle:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: miss Tchevious on June 19, 2013, 08:31:07 PM
Today when I was in bed poorly I dreamt that I was on a secluded beach white sand etc. with this handsome sexy guy  cloud9: we fell asleep ...When I woke he was gone... there was an old man there who said he has gone with the other woman.... sad24:

BTW I know who the guy was before speculation starts.... whistle:

the sexy one or the old one?
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: boogs on June 19, 2013, 08:32:32 PM
Today when I was in bed poorly I dreamt that I was on a secluded beach white sand etc. with this handsome sexy guy  cloud9: we fell asleep ...When I woke he was gone... there was an old man there who said he has gone with the other woman.... sad24:

BTW I know who the guy was before speculation starts.... whistle:

the sexy one or the old one?

Deffo the sexy one... cloud9: ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Nick on June 19, 2013, 08:33:08 PM
Paphos. Moi  angel1
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: boogs on June 19, 2013, 08:37:26 PM
Paphos. Moi  angel1

 happy001
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Nick on June 19, 2013, 08:38:16 PM
 sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: miss Tchevious on June 19, 2013, 08:39:20 PM
 point:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Baldy on June 19, 2013, 08:39:35 PM
Paphos. Moi  angel1

Prick. She did not say anything about the deckchair attendant. noooo:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: boogs on June 19, 2013, 08:44:33 PM
sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32:

 happy100 Don't know what you look like do I.... noooo:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: miss Tchevious on June 19, 2013, 08:44:42 PM
Paphos. Moi  angel1

Prick. She did not say anything about the deckchair attendant. noooo:

 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001

Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Barman on June 20, 2013, 06:04:53 AM
Paphos. Moi  angel1

Prick. She did not say anything about the deckchair attendant. noooo:

 drumroll:


happy002
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Barman on June 20, 2013, 06:05:42 AM
Today when I was in bed poorly I dreamt that I was on a secluded beach white sand etc. with this handsome sexy guy  cloud9: we fell asleep ...When I woke he was gone... there was an old man there who said he has gone with the other woman.... sad24:

BTW I know who the guy was before speculation starts.... whistle:

It was meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! Party001:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: boogs on June 20, 2013, 07:02:12 AM
Today when I was in bed poorly I dreamt that I was on a secluded beach white sand etc. with this handsome sexy guy  cloud9: we fell asleep ...When I woke he was gone... there was an old man there who said he has gone with the other woman.... sad24:

BTW I know who the guy was before speculation starts.... whistle:

It was meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! Party001:

A laydee never tells ...... cloud9:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Barman on June 20, 2013, 07:15:42 AM
Today when I was in bed poorly I dreamt that I was on a secluded beach white sand etc. with this handsome sexy guy  cloud9: we fell asleep ...When I woke he was gone... there was an old man there who said he has gone with the other woman.... sad24:

BTW I know who the guy was before speculation starts.... whistle:

It was meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! Party001:

A laydee never tells ...... cloud9:

You can tho....  whistle:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: boogs on June 20, 2013, 07:18:47 AM
Today when I was in bed poorly I dreamt that I was on a secluded beach white sand etc. with this handsome sexy guy  cloud9: we fell asleep ...When I woke he was gone... there was an old man there who said he has gone with the other woman.... sad24:

BTW I know who the guy was before speculation starts.... whistle:

It was meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! Party001:

A laydee never tells ...... cloud9:

You can tho....  whistle:

Only to the person who can tell me who the other woman was..... rubschin:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Barman on June 20, 2013, 07:26:58 AM
Today when I was in bed poorly I dreamt that I was on a secluded beach white sand etc. with this handsome sexy guy  cloud9: we fell asleep ...When I woke he was gone... there was an old man there who said he has gone with the other woman.... sad24:

BTW I know who the guy was before speculation starts.... whistle:

It was meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! Party001:

A laydee never tells ...... cloud9:

You can tho....  whistle:

Only to the person who can tell me who the other woman was..... rubschin:

Misty... ::)
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: boogs on June 20, 2013, 07:41:00 AM
Today when I was in bed poorly I dreamt that I was on a secluded beach white sand etc. with this handsome sexy guy  cloud9: we fell asleep ...When I woke he was gone... there was an old man there who said he has gone with the other woman.... sad24:

BTW I know who the guy was before speculation starts.... whistle:

It was meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! Party001:

A laydee never tells ...... cloud9:

You can tho....  whistle:

Only to the person who can tell me who the other woman was..... rubschin:

Misty... ::)

Ok you win ... It was you then......but don't tell anyone ..... two timer I will be having werds with Misty and Apey he will sort you out...you heart breaker.. sad24: sad24: Nick would not have done that to me or Apey..... And Miss C will sort you too.. Spank2: Spank2: Spank2:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Barman on June 20, 2013, 08:08:15 AM
 eeek:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: boogs on June 20, 2013, 08:14:10 AM
eeek:

Don't try the innocent look with me it won't werk.... noooo:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Barman on June 20, 2013, 08:45:13 AM
eeek:

Don't try the innocent look with me it won't werk.... noooo:

 angel1
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: boogs on June 20, 2013, 08:48:56 AM
eeek:

Don't try the innocent look with me it won't werk.... noooo:

 angel1
Noes    noooo:   Spank2: Spank2: Spank2:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 20, 2013, 10:00:21 AM
Today when I was in bed poorly I dreamt that I was on a secluded beach white sand etc. with this handsome sexy guy  cloud9: we fell asleep ...When I woke he was gone... there was an old man there who said he has gone with the other woman.... sad24:

BTW I know who the guy was before speculation starts.... whistle:

It was meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! Party001:

A laydee never tells ...... cloud9:

You can tho....  whistle:

Only to the person who can tell me who the other woman was..... rubschin:

Misty... ::)

Ok you win ... It was you then......but don't tell anyone ..... two timer I will be having werds with Misty and Apey he will sort you out...you heart breaker.. sad24: sad24: Nick would not have done that to me or Apey..... And Miss C will sort you too.. Spank2: Spank2: Spank2:
Any takers for the role of wrinkly old man?
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: boogs on June 20, 2013, 10:11:37 AM
Today when I was in bed poorly I dreamt that I was on a secluded beach white sand etc. with this handsome sexy guy  cloud9: we fell asleep ...When I woke he was gone... there was an old man there who said he has gone with the other woman.... sad24:

BTW I know who the guy was before speculation starts.... whistle:

It was meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! Party001:

A laydee never tells ...... cloud9:

You can tho....  whistle:

Only to the person who can tell me who the other woman was..... rubschin:

Misty... ::)

Ok you win ... It was you then......but don't tell anyone ..... two timer I will be having werds with Misty and Apey he will sort you out...you heart breaker.. sad24: sad24: Nick would not have done that to me or Apey..... And Miss C will sort you too.. Spank2: Spank2: Spank2:
Any takers for the role of wrinkly old man?
No not how I see you DS at all.... noooo:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 20, 2013, 10:21:19 AM
Today when I was in bed poorly I dreamt that I was on a secluded beach white sand etc. with this handsome sexy guy  cloud9: we fell asleep ...When I woke he was gone... there was an old man there who said he has gone with the other woman.... sad24:

BTW I know who the guy was before speculation starts.... whistle:

It was meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! Party001:

A laydee never tells ...... cloud9:

You can tho....  whistle:

Only to the person who can tell me who the other woman was..... rubschin:

Misty... ::)

Ok you win ... It was you then......but don't tell anyone ..... two timer I will be having werds with Misty and Apey he will sort you out...you heart breaker.. sad24: sad24: Nick would not have done that to me or Apey..... And Miss C will sort you too.. Spank2: Spank2: Spank2:
Any takers for the role of wrinkly old man?
No not how I see you DS at all.... noooo:

 rubschin: .............................................................  cloud9:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Barman on June 20, 2013, 10:27:28 AM
Today when I was in bed poorly I dreamt that I was on a secluded beach white sand etc. with this handsome sexy guy  cloud9: we fell asleep ...When I woke he was gone... there was an old man there who said he has gone with the other woman.... sad24:

BTW I know who the guy was before speculation starts.... whistle:

It was meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! Party001:

A laydee never tells ...... cloud9:

You can tho....  whistle:

Only to the person who can tell me who the other woman was..... rubschin:

Misty... ::)

Ok you win ... It was you then......but don't tell anyone ..... two timer I will be having werds with Misty and Apey he will sort you out...you heart breaker.. sad24: sad24: Nick would not have done that to me or Apey..... And Miss C will sort you too.. Spank2: Spank2: Spank2:
Any takers for the role of wrinkly old man?

Sometimes when I have been swimming it goes like that....  redface:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 20, 2013, 10:33:26 AM
Today when I was in bed poorly I dreamt that I was on a secluded beach white sand etc. with this handsome sexy guy  cloud9: we fell asleep ...When I woke he was gone... there was an old man there who said he has gone with the other woman.... sad24:

BTW I know who the guy was before speculation starts.... whistle:

It was meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! Party001:

A laydee never tells ...... cloud9:

You can tho....  whistle:

Only to the person who can tell me who the other woman was..... rubschin:

Misty... ::)

Ok you win ... It was you then......but don't tell anyone ..... two timer I will be having werds with Misty and Apey he will sort you out...you heart breaker.. sad24: sad24: Nick would not have done that to me or Apey..... And Miss C will sort you too.. Spank2: Spank2: Spank2:
Any takers for the role of wrinkly old man?

Sometimes when I have been swimming it goes like that....  redface:
drumroll:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: boogs on June 20, 2013, 10:50:10 AM
Today when I was in bed poorly I dreamt that I was on a secluded beach white sand etc. with this handsome sexy guy  cloud9: we fell asleep ...When I woke he was gone... there was an old man there who said he has gone with the other woman.... sad24:

BTW I know who the guy was before speculation starts.... whistle:

It was meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! Party001:

A laydee never tells ...... cloud9:

You can tho....  whistle:

Only to the person who can tell me who the other woman was..... rubschin:

Misty... ::)

Ok you win ... It was you then......but don't tell anyone ..... two timer I will be having werds with Misty and Apey he will sort you out...you heart breaker.. sad24: sad24: Nick would not have done that to me or Apey..... And Miss C will sort you too.. Spank2: Spank2: Spank2:
Any takers for the role of wrinkly old man?
No not how I see you DS at all.... noooo:

 rubschin: .............................................................  cloud9:

I see you as a tall  sophisticated gentleman ..... ;)
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: apc2010 on June 20, 2013, 10:58:47 AM
Today when I was in bed poorly I dreamt that I was on a secluded beach white sand etc. with this handsome sexy guy  cloud9: we fell asleep ...When I woke he was gone... there was an old man there who said he has gone with the other woman.... sad24:

BTW I know who the guy was before speculation starts.... whistle:

It was meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! Party001:

A laydee never tells ...... cloud9:

You can tho....  whistle:

Only to the person who can tell me who the other woman was..... rubschin:

Misty... ::)

Ok you win ... It was you then......but don't tell anyone ..... two timer I will be having werds with Misty and Apey he will sort you out...you heart breaker.. sad24: sad24: Nick would not have done that to me or Apey..... And Miss C will sort you too.. Spank2: Spank2: Spank2:
Any takers for the role of wrinkly old man?

Sometimes when I have been swimming it goes like that....  redface:

I read that as "when I've been with wimmin"....... whistle:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: boogs on June 20, 2013, 11:15:17 AM
Today when I was in bed poorly I dreamt that I was on a secluded beach white sand etc. with this handsome sexy guy  cloud9: we fell asleep ...When I woke he was gone... there was an old man there who said he has gone with the other woman.... sad24:

BTW I know who the guy was before speculation starts.... whistle:

It was meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! Party001:

A laydee never tells ...... cloud9:

You can tho....  whistle:

Only to the person who can tell me who the other woman was..... rubschin:

Misty... ::)

Ok you win ... It was you then......but don't tell anyone ..... two timer I will be having werds with Misty and Apey he will sort you out...you heart breaker.. sad24: sad24: Nick would not have done that to me or Apey..... And Miss C will sort you too.. Spank2: Spank2: Spank2:
Any takers for the role of wrinkly old man?

Sometimes when I have been swimming it goes like that....  redface:

I read that as "when I've been with wimmin"....... whistle:
Swimming is the new name for it obviously....... ::)
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Nick on June 20, 2013, 11:16:16 AM
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Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: boogs on June 20, 2013, 11:23:18 AM
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Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Barman on June 20, 2013, 11:26:59 AM
Today when I was in bed poorly I dreamt that I was on a secluded beach white sand etc. with this handsome sexy guy  cloud9: we fell asleep ...When I woke he was gone... there was an old man there who said he has gone with the other woman.... sad24:

BTW I know who the guy was before speculation starts.... whistle:

It was meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! Party001:

A laydee never tells ...... cloud9:

You can tho....  whistle:

Only to the person who can tell me who the other woman was..... rubschin:

Misty... ::)

Ok you win ... It was you then......but don't tell anyone ..... two timer I will be having werds with Misty and Apey he will sort you out...you heart breaker.. sad24: sad24: Nick would not have done that to me or Apey..... And Miss C will sort you too.. Spank2: Spank2: Spank2:
Any takers for the role of wrinkly old man?

Sometimes when I have been swimming it goes like that....  redface:

I read that as "when I've been with wimmin"....... whistle:

 Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 20, 2013, 11:39:32 AM
Today when I was in bed poorly I dreamt that I was on a secluded beach white sand etc. with this handsome sexy guy  cloud9: we fell asleep ...When I woke he was gone... there was an old man there who said he has gone with the other woman.... sad24:

BTW I know who the guy was before speculation starts.... whistle:

It was meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! Party001:

A laydee never tells ...... cloud9:

You can tho....  whistle:

Only to the person who can tell me who the other woman was..... rubschin:

Misty... ::)

Ok you win ... It was you then......but don't tell anyone ..... two timer I will be having werds with Misty and Apey he will sort you out...you heart breaker.. sad24: sad24: Nick would not have done that to me or Apey..... And Miss C will sort you too.. Spank2: Spank2: Spank2:
Any takers for the role of wrinkly old man?
No not how I see you DS at all.... noooo:

 rubschin: .............................................................  cloud9:

I see you as a tall  sophisticated gentleman ..... ;)

 Shocked:

You are a fine judge of character.  ;)
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: miss Tchevious on June 20, 2013, 12:11:38 PM
Today when I was in bed poorly I dreamt that I was on a secluded beach white sand etc. with this handsome sexy guy  cloud9: we fell asleep ...When I woke he was gone... there was an old man there who said he has gone with the other woman.... sad24:

BTW I know who the guy was before speculation starts.... whistle:

It was meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! Party001:

A laydee never tells ...... cloud9:

You can tho....  whistle:

Only to the person who can tell me who the other woman was..... rubschin:

Misty... ::)


'twasn't! I'm too busy to go the beach.   Spank2:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: boogs on June 20, 2013, 02:51:13 PM
Today when I was in bed poorly I dreamt that I was on a secluded beach white sand etc. with this handsome sexy guy  cloud9: we fell asleep ...When I woke he was gone... there was an old man there who said he has gone with the other woman.... sad24:

BTW I know who the guy was before speculation starts.... whistle:

It was meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! Party001:

A laydee never tells ...... cloud9:

You can tho....  whistle:

Only to the person who can tell me who the other woman was..... rubschin:

Misty... ::)


'twasn't! I'm too busy to go the beach.   Spank2:

I know that but let him have his fantasy's who are we to deny him.... ;)
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Barman on June 20, 2013, 03:03:31 PM
 sad32: sad32: sad32:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: boogs on June 20, 2013, 03:08:55 PM
 
sad32: sad32: sad32:

pathead:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Just One More on June 20, 2013, 05:57:49 PM
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Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Nick on June 20, 2013, 05:59:01 PM
Foggy will love it :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: boogs on June 20, 2013, 06:19:58 PM
Foggy will love it :thumbsup:

She will  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Barman on June 20, 2013, 06:22:56 PM
Foggy will love it :thumbsup:

She loves it all-right....  eyes:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: boogs on June 20, 2013, 06:31:31 PM
Foggy will love it :thumbsup:

She loves it all-right....  eyes:

You are a brave man indeed  scared2: scared2: scared2:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Barman on June 20, 2013, 06:32:05 PM
Foggy will love it :thumbsup:

She loves it all-right....  eyes:

You are a brave man indeed  scared2: scared2: scared2:

Wha? Shrugs:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Nick on June 20, 2013, 06:33:19 PM
Delusional  noooo:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Steve on June 20, 2013, 06:58:27 PM
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Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: boogs on June 20, 2013, 07:01:44 PM
Delusional  noooo:

Int't he just.... :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Barman on June 20, 2013, 07:23:08 PM
 sad24:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: boogs on June 20, 2013, 07:42:31 PM
sad24:

You know I'm only teasing.... happy100
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Nick on June 20, 2013, 07:43:21 PM
She's not  noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: boogs on June 20, 2013, 07:45:55 PM
She's not  noooo: noooo:

I am he was crying....bless

Don't like salty teardrops in my drink spoils the taste....
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Nick on June 20, 2013, 07:47:51 PM
 shutup:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: boogs on June 20, 2013, 07:48:51 PM
shutup:

 Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Nick on June 20, 2013, 07:58:56 PM
 Shrugs:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on June 21, 2013, 06:35:03 AM
I have been running a B and B all night.  If I catch the two kids that took the sunshade/umbrella thing from outside and floated it in the pond I will throttle them.  The penguin will never been the same. noooo:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Nick on June 21, 2013, 06:35:58 AM
I had three pet crows which I tried to keep in my car
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on June 21, 2013, 06:44:45 AM
You would have been better off with chickens.
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: boogs on June 21, 2013, 06:45:18 AM
I have been running a B and B all night.  If I catch the two kids that took the sunshade/umbrella thing from outside and floated it in the pond I will throttle them.  The penguin will never been the same. noooo:

Poor Pingu  has his trauma subsided yet ... noooo:  The kids of today have no respect this could have  lasting effects from which he never recovers. eeek:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 21, 2013, 09:53:49 AM
I have been running a B and B all night.  If I catch the two kids that took the sunshade/umbrella thing from outside and floated it in the pond I will throttle them.  The penguin will never been the same. noooo:


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.dragons-friendly-society.co.uk%2Fimages%2Fpingwings%2FMrpsmall.jpg&hash=c5ae06b2ef772c86af2a77b92371f3b2)

The Pingwings.  cloud9:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Nick on June 25, 2013, 09:10:00 AM
I was in charge of the Duke of Westminster's herd of pet elephants
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 25, 2013, 09:15:38 AM
I was in charge of the Duke of Westminster's herd of pet elephants
"In charge"?

You mean you had the big shovel.

Dreamland imitates life.
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: boogs on June 25, 2013, 09:23:54 AM
I was in charge of the Duke of Westminster's herd of pet elephants

It is worryinginteresting all these animal dreams you are having birds, penguins now elephants... rubschin:   
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Nick on June 25, 2013, 09:25:20 AM
Miss C has the penguins  evil:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: boogs on June 25, 2013, 09:28:19 AM
Miss C has the penguins  evil:

Sorry there just seems to be a lot of animals around.... Shrugs:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 25, 2013, 04:41:49 PM
Miss C has the penguins  evil:
You said it was crabs previously.
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Nick on June 25, 2013, 04:43:48 PM
I see senility is setting in.

Not in my case. Invited to travel to see the lesbians tomorrow I said I was too busy  angel1
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Nick on June 26, 2013, 06:59:37 AM
Spent the night in a bomb crater with lots of books, a BBQ and an artificial baby
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: boogs on June 26, 2013, 08:00:57 AM
 noooo:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on June 27, 2013, 11:50:50 AM
Spent the night in a bomb crater with lots of books, a BBQ and an artificial baby

I thought this thread was about dreams . . . . . rubschin:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Nick on June 29, 2013, 05:18:06 AM
Was awake all night. Knackered. evil:

Now I realise that i only dreamt I was awake all night rubschin:. Still knackered though. noooo:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Barman on June 29, 2013, 05:26:21 AM
Was awake all night. Knackered. evil:

Now I realise that i only dreamt I was awake all night rubschin:. Still knackered though. noooo:

pathead:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Nick on August 04, 2013, 07:34:01 AM
Winston Churchill came to visit, bringing with him a radiogram and a string quartet. I couldn't stay to listen as I had to groom his camel.
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: boogs on August 04, 2013, 08:51:07 AM
Winston Churchill came to visit, bringing with him a radiogram and a string quartet. I couldn't stay to listen as I had to groom his camel.

 eeek:


I dreamt I was werking for the local postmaster and I was in bed when I woke he was there fully clothed I might add.. just looking ....

weird never ever spoken to him he just looks at you when you go in creepy like  oh noes  noooo:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Just One More on August 04, 2013, 10:44:55 AM
He prolly emptied his sack and made an early delivery while you were sleeping like  redface: redface:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Barman on August 04, 2013, 10:47:36 AM
He prolly emptied his sack and made an early delivery while you were sleeping like  redface: redface:

happy001
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: apc2010 on August 04, 2013, 11:26:11 AM
He prolly emptied his sack and made an early delivery while you were sleeping like  redface: redface:

happy001

 ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: boogs on August 04, 2013, 01:48:09 PM
He prolly emptied his sack and made an early delivery while you were sleeping like  redface: redface:

 happy001 you may well look sheepish... point:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on August 04, 2013, 02:25:30 PM
He prolly emptied his sack and made an early delivery while you were sleeping like  redface: redface:


 noooo:

 redface:

 lol:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Baldy on August 04, 2013, 07:33:26 PM
He prolly emptied his sack and made an early delivery while you were sleeping like  redface: redface:

 lol: lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: boogs on August 07, 2013, 06:31:09 PM
I fell asleep sitting here this afternoon  redface:

I had the weirdest dream.... I as at BM Towers with LL, BM and Nick  scared2:

BM Towers was on the side of a cliff and all sorts of things were happening things were shaking and falling down there was a baby there too  noooo:   It was really freaky  scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: apc2010 on August 07, 2013, 06:33:24 PM
I fell asleep sitting here this afternoon  redface:

I had the weirdest dream.... I as at BM Towers with LL, BM and Nick  scared2:

BM Towers was on the side of a cliff and all sorts of things were happening things were shaking and falling down there was a baby there too  noooo:   It was really freaky  scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2:

We did have an earthquake today,,...... eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Barman on August 07, 2013, 06:42:10 PM
I fell asleep sitting here this afternoon  redface:

I had the weirdest dream.... I as at BM Towers with LL, BM and Nick  scared2:

BM Towers was on the side of a cliff and all sorts of things were happening things were shaking and falling down there was a baby there too  noooo:   It was really freaky  scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2:

We did have an earthquake today,,...... eeek: eeek:

 eeek: eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Nick on August 07, 2013, 06:45:37 PM
I spent a luvly night with Mrs Nick #1  cloud9:

Dunno why everyone was riding 5 seater bicycles though  rubschin:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: apc2010 on August 07, 2013, 06:48:56 PM
I fell asleep sitting here this afternoon  redface:

I had the weirdest dream.... I as at BM Towers with LL, BM and Nick  scared2:

BM Towers was on the side of a cliff and all sorts of things were happening things were shaking and falling down there was a baby there too  noooo:   It was really freaky  scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2:

We did have an earthquake today,,...... eeek: eeek:

 eeek: eeek: eeek:

Only a 3.3  just off the coast........
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Baldy on August 07, 2013, 07:50:19 PM
I fell asleep sitting here this afternoon  redface:

I had the weirdest dream.... I as at BM Towers with LL, BM and Nick  scared2:

BM Towers was on the side of a cliff and all sorts of things were happening things were shaking and falling down there was a baby there too  noooo:   It was really freaky  scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2:

You been there before then?

It is always like that.
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: boogs on August 07, 2013, 07:52:24 PM
I fell asleep sitting here this afternoon  redface:

I had the weirdest dream.... I as at BM Towers with LL, BM and Nick  scared2:

BM Towers was on the side of a cliff and all sorts of things were happening things were shaking and falling down there was a baby there too  noooo:   It was really freaky  scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2:

You been there before then?

It is always like that.

No idea where that came from .... noooo:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Nick on August 16, 2013, 07:47:30 AM
Spent the night werking at a Gerls' Boarding School  eyes:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Barman on August 16, 2013, 07:48:47 AM
Spent the night werking at a Gerls' Boarding School  eyes:

Popcorn:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Nick on August 16, 2013, 07:50:10 AM
It's all a bit of a blur
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Barman on August 16, 2013, 07:50:59 AM
It's all a bit of a blur

::)
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Darwins Selection on August 16, 2013, 08:44:09 AM
Spent the night werking at a Gerls' Boarding School  eyes:
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Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Barman on August 16, 2013, 08:47:23 AM
Spent the night werking at a Gerls' Boarding School  eyes:
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happy001
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Nick on August 18, 2013, 07:37:28 AM
Cliff Richard sang to me all night, the bastard  evil:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Barman on August 18, 2013, 07:46:40 AM
Cliff Richard sang to me all night, the bastard  evil:

What was he singing...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Nick on August 18, 2013, 07:57:49 AM
I was trying not to listen  evil:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Baldy on August 18, 2013, 08:00:52 AM
Cliff Richard sang to me all night, the bastard  evil:

What was he singing...?  rubschin:

More like what was he doing in Nick's bedroom. rubschin:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Barman on August 18, 2013, 08:06:29 AM
Cliff Richard sang to me all night, the bastard  evil:

What was he singing...?  rubschin:

More like what was he doing in Nick's bedroom. rubschin:

I think we know eh...?  eyes:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Nick on August 18, 2013, 08:09:02 AM
We were in his attic  ::)
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Barman on August 18, 2013, 08:33:16 AM
We were in his attic  ::)

Oh... you went to his place then...? Popcorn:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Nick on August 19, 2013, 09:45:14 AM
Well last night was horrid  evil:  I was chairing a conference but all the delegates kept doing circus acts and the clowns got hold of my car  sad24:

Then they filled it with angry dogs, so I had to drive it with a remote control  evil:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Nick on August 26, 2013, 07:28:09 AM
Flying an airliner is fun  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Just One More on August 26, 2013, 07:37:54 AM
What did the passengers think  rubschin:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on August 26, 2013, 08:03:21 AM
 sick2:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Baldy on August 26, 2013, 08:07:50 AM
What did the passengers think  rubschin:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Nick on September 18, 2013, 10:01:00 AM
Last night was horrid  noooo:  Had to relive the deaths of my parents then went back to a job I left 20 years ago. They said, "Where have you been, you have work to catch up on." Woke up shouting and sweating  noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: apc2010 on September 18, 2013, 11:02:22 AM
Last night was horrid  noooo:  Had to relive the deaths of my parents then went back to a job I left 20 years ago. They said, "Where have you been, you have work to catch up on." Woke up shouting and sweating  noooo: noooo:

 eeek:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Steve on September 18, 2013, 11:03:57 AM
Last night was horrid  noooo:  Had to relive the deaths of my parents then went back to a job I left 20 years ago. They said, "Where have you been, you have work to catch up on." Woke up shouting and sweating  noooo: noooo:
scared2:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Barman on September 18, 2013, 11:23:49 AM
Last night was horrid  noooo:  Had to relive the deaths of my parents then went back to a job I left 20 years ago. They said, "Where have you been, you have work to catch up on." Woke up shouting and sweating  noooo: noooo:

happy100
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Nick on September 18, 2013, 12:09:34 PM
I blame my glands  evil:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 18, 2013, 01:11:35 PM
I blame my glans  evil:

Cheese before bedtime more likely
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Nick on September 18, 2013, 01:13:43 PM
Still have some of the Frog Fromage  :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: boogs on September 18, 2013, 02:32:24 PM
Last night was horrid  noooo:  Had to relive the deaths of my parents then went back to a job I left 20 years ago. They said, "Where have you been, you have work to catch up on." Woke up shouting and sweating  noooo: noooo:

 happy100    kisss:   rubschin:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Nick on September 19, 2013, 09:17:27 AM
Went to an endless funeral, though fortunately the dead guy's house was located in a graveyard  :thumbsup:

Then the roof fell in  noooo:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: boogs on September 19, 2013, 04:05:00 PM
You need one of these before bed ....


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Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Barman on September 19, 2013, 04:06:10 PM
You need one of these before bed ....


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Strangulation?  eeek:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: boogs on September 19, 2013, 04:18:49 PM
You need one of these before bed ....


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Strangulation?  eeek:


No relaxation..... evil:     He needs de-stressing 
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Nick on September 19, 2013, 04:21:33 PM
Tipsy will be coming soon, so to speak  angel1 angel1
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: boogs on September 19, 2013, 04:22:25 PM
You carry on dreaming  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Barman on September 19, 2013, 04:22:34 PM
Tipsy will be coming soon, so to speak  angel1 angel1

 Shocked:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on September 19, 2013, 08:41:13 PM
Tipsy will be coming soon, so to speak  angel1 angel1

 ::)
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Nick on September 21, 2013, 08:20:33 AM
Another exhausting night  noooo:  First there was the Concorde crash, though the pilot should never have driven it down that mountain road.

Woke up

Finally got back to sleep to discover that Lana, Mrs Nick's pet cow, wanted a three piece suite to sit on rubschin:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Barman on September 21, 2013, 08:22:39 AM
Another exhausting night  noooo:  First there was the Concorde crash, though the pilot should never have driven it down that mountain road.

Woke up

Finally got back to sleep to discover that Lana, Mrs Nick's pet cow, wanted a three piece suite to sit on rubschin:

 whacky115
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Nick on September 21, 2013, 08:24:06 AM
I am starting to find this weirdness a bit worrying myself  eeek:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: boogs on September 21, 2013, 08:25:08 AM
Another exhausting night  noooo:  First there was the Concorde crash, though the pilot should never have driven it down that mountain road.

Woke up

Finally got back to sleep to discover that Lana, Mrs Nick's pet cow, wanted a three piece suite to sit on rubschin:


 eeek: eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Barman on September 21, 2013, 08:35:49 AM
I am starting to find this weirdness a bit worrying myself  eeek:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Steve on September 21, 2013, 10:29:30 AM
Another exhausting night  noooo:  First there was the Concorde crash, though the pilot should never have driven it down that mountain road.

Woke up

Finally got back to sleep to discover that Lana, Mrs Nick's pet cow, wanted a three piece suite to sit on rubschin:

 whacky115
noooo:  nowt wrong with dreams like that

BTW is Mrs Nick Lana's pet cow?
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Baldy on September 21, 2013, 08:39:43 PM
I am starting to find this weirdness a bit worrying myself  eeek:

Could you remind us what colour hair you have?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Nick on September 21, 2013, 08:41:40 PM
One more night of this rubbish and it'll be white  scared2:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Baldy on September 21, 2013, 08:50:42 PM
One more night of this rubbish and it'll be white  scared2:

What was it before?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Nick on September 27, 2013, 05:45:31 AM
Went back to skool and got all behind with my homework scared2:

German A level was the worst, especially as I don't know German  scared2: scared2:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Barman on September 27, 2013, 05:53:52 AM
Went back to skool and got all behind with my homework scared2:

German A level was the worst, especially as I don't know German  scared2: scared2:

I hate those skool/homework nightmares....  noooo:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Nick on October 08, 2013, 03:18:24 AM
Another horrid night. Everyone I met shot me. 4 times if they didn't like me, but only twice if they were friends sad24:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Barman on October 08, 2013, 05:17:07 AM
Another horrid night. Everyone I met shot me. 4 times if they didn't like me, but only twice if they were friends sad24:

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!

happy001
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Just One More on October 08, 2013, 05:49:29 AM
How cruel BM  noooo:

BANG! BANG!
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Nick on October 08, 2013, 05:50:48 AM
 sad32:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: boogs on October 08, 2013, 05:54:44 AM
That is you conscience telling you that you are very naughty .....  ::) bang bang     eeek:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Just One More on October 08, 2013, 06:15:11 AM
Boogs used a silencer  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: boogs on October 08, 2013, 06:18:57 AM
Boogs used a silencer  :thumbsup:

That is cause I is a quiet shy reserved person.....  redface:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on October 08, 2013, 06:28:55 AM
Another horrid night. Everyone I met shot me. 4 times if they didn't like me, but only twice if they were friends sad24:

Well there will be no banging here.  ::)
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Barman on October 08, 2013, 06:39:51 AM
Boogs used a silencer  :thumbsup:

kewl!  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on October 08, 2013, 08:47:02 AM
Boogs used a silencer  :thumbsup:

That is cause I is a quiet shy reserved person.....  redface:

More likely 'cos you's a porridge wog . . . .
Title: Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
Post by: boogs on October 08, 2013, 09:19:09 AM