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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #13065 on: October 08, 2021, 11:39:03 PM »
Bugger!! I wish I'd known about this ahead of time, could have made a fortune in brain bleach futures.  sick2:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-10072867/Madonna-63-flashes-bottom-gyrates-Jimmy-Fallons-desk-Tonight-Show.html
You know, I used to think it was awful that life was so unfair. Then I thought, wouldn't it be much worse if life were fair, and all the terrible things that happen to us come because we actually deserve them? So, now I take great comfort in the general hostility and unfairness of the universe

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #13066 on: October 12, 2021, 09:39:41 PM »
You know, I used to think it was awful that life was so unfair. Then I thought, wouldn't it be much worse if life were fair, and all the terrible things that happen to us come because we actually deserve them? So, now I take great comfort in the general hostility and unfairness of the universe

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #13069 on: October 14, 2021, 04:36:02 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #13070 on: October 14, 2021, 11:12:08 PM »
Fucking idiot, the last thing someone who has just been evacuated from a bomb threat in a cathedral is going to be thinking is that a kebab would really hit the spot.   noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10092795/Kebab-shop-worker-52-hoax-bomb-threat-Truro-Cathedral.html
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« Reply #13071 on: Yesterday at 05:19:56 AM »
Fucking idiot, the last thing someone who has just been evacuated from a bomb threat in a cathedral is going to be thinking is that a kebab would really hit the spot.   noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10092795/Kebab-shop-worker-52-hoax-bomb-threat-Truro-Cathedral.html

Good grief!  noooo:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #13072 on: Yesterday at 09:30:38 AM »
Fucking idiot, the last thing someone who has just been evacuated from a bomb threat in a cathedral is going to be thinking is that a kebab would really hit the spot.   noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10092795/Kebab-shop-worker-52-hoax-bomb-threat-Truro-Cathedral.html

Good grief!  noooo:
noooo: noooo:

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