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Skeletons in our closets thread
« on: November 01, 2007, 01:29:41 PM »
I have many. Shagging Toni Basil is one (pre-marriage) lol:

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Re: Skeletons in our closets thread
« Reply #1 on: November 01, 2007, 01:33:56 PM »
Shouldn't it be "cupboard"?

Maybe the TB recollection has americanised you.

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Re: Skeletons in our closets thread
« Reply #2 on: November 01, 2007, 01:34:43 PM »
I have many. Shagging Toni Basil is one (pre-marriage) lol:

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I'm sure she doesn't have any...  whistle:
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Re: Skeletons in our closets thread
« Reply #3 on: November 01, 2007, 01:34:59 PM »
Que?

It was half a lifetime ago noooo:
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Re: Skeletons in our closets thread
« Reply #4 on: November 01, 2007, 01:36:01 PM »
I have many. Shagging Toni Basil is one (pre-marriage) lol:

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I'm sure she doesn't have any...  whistle:

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Re: Skeletons in our closets thread
« Reply #5 on: November 01, 2007, 01:40:42 PM »
I have many. Shagging Toni Basil is one (pre-marriage) lol:

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I'm sure she doesn't have any...  whistle:

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Re: Skeletons in our closets thread
« Reply #6 on: November 01, 2007, 01:43:07 PM »
I have many. Shagging Toni Basil is one (pre-marriage) lol:

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I very much doubt that she's shagged TB in or out of a closet!

(Though I'd not expect her to admit to even if it were true!)
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Re: Skeletons in our closets thread
« Reply #7 on: November 01, 2007, 02:32:33 PM »
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Re: Skeletons in our closets thread
« Reply #8 on: November 01, 2007, 03:07:24 PM »
I believe I am single-handedly responsible for the changes to the way in which Mortgage Interest payments by the DSS are paid to the unemployed. Many of whom will have been repossessed as a result.  redface:

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Re: Skeletons in our closets thread
« Reply #9 on: November 01, 2007, 03:13:42 PM »
This is starting to look like a Wench-free thread. Wonder why? whistle:

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Re: Skeletons in our closets thread
« Reply #10 on: November 01, 2007, 03:26:44 PM »
There I'm here, happy?  redface:

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Re: Skeletons in our closets thread
« Reply #11 on: November 01, 2007, 03:37:40 PM »
There I'm here, happy?  redface:

I guess you should be here several times over. whistle:

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Re: Skeletons in our closets thread
« Reply #12 on: November 01, 2007, 03:40:35 PM »
I believe I am single-handedly responsible for the changes to the way in which Mortgage Interest payments by the DSS are paid to the unemployed. Many of whom will have been repossessed as a result.  redface:
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Re: Skeletons in our closets thread
« Reply #13 on: November 01, 2007, 03:54:02 PM »
I believe I am single-handedly responsible for the changes to the way in which Mortgage Interest payments by the DSS are paid to the unemployed. Many of whom will have been repossessed as a result.  redface:
Good man!  happy088

Not my finest moment. A Mail on Sunday journalist (who else?) phoned my office pretending to be a manager of one of our branches, claiming the system was down (not unusual in those days) and "could I just confirm the details" of a rather high profile account. He even supplied the account numbers. Being younger and far too trusting, I told him all he asked. This was on the Friday - on the Sunday, everything I had told him as in the MoS verbatim

http://business.guardian.co.uk/story/0,,306825,00.html

"But in 1991 Mr Deaves fell out with the Cornhill group, and left his 400,000 a year job with MI. Unemployed, he was back in the news in 1993 when it emerged social security was paying 1,833 a week to cover the mortgage on his mansion in Haslemere, Surrey."

I believe it was his appearance on GMTV shortly after this that caused the government to change the way things were done.  redface:

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Re: Skeletons in our closets thread
« Reply #14 on: November 01, 2007, 07:33:49 PM »
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