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Conversations that do yer 'ed in
« on: February 13, 2021, 03:29:33 PM »
Nod's brother came today to deliver some papers and to collect his mum's freezer to take it back to Cheshire.

Nod: I don't know why he wants the bloody freezer!
Me: Perhaps he wants more freezer space. It could be handy.
Nod: But it won't even work!
Me: Is it broken?
Nod: No, but you can't move a freezer to another county.
Me: As long as he is careful....
Nod: No, it won't work properly or as efficiently in Cheshire
Me:...................why not?
Nod: You can't take a freezer from Nottingham and expect it to work in Cheshire!
Me: Let's change the subject

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Re: Conversations that do yer 'ed in
« Reply #1 on: February 13, 2021, 04:41:58 PM »
Nod's brother came today to deliver some papers and to collect his mum's freezer to take it back to Cheshire.

Nod: I don't know why he wants the bloody freezer!
Me: Perhaps he wants more freezer space. It could be handy.
Nod: But it won't even work!
Me: Is it broken?
Nod: No, but you can't move a freezer to another county.
Me: As long as he is careful....
Nod: No, it won't work properly or as efficiently in Cheshire
Me:...................why not?
Nod: You can't take a freezer from Nottingham and expect it to work in Cheshire!
Me: Let's change the subject

 noooo:

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Re: Conversations that do yer 'ed in
« Reply #2 on: February 13, 2021, 05:00:43 PM »
His brother seems to be the same. He proposed sending some Land Registry forms to me in the post so that I could "witness" his signature  rubschin:
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Re: Conversations that do yer 'ed in
« Reply #3 on: February 13, 2021, 05:04:02 PM »
I'm sure I've said this before but it sounds like karma for all those times you drove Growler up the wall.  whistle:
You know, I used to think it was awful that life was so unfair. Then I thought, wouldn't it be much worse if life were fair, and all the terrible things that happen to us come because we actually deserve them? So, now I take great comfort in the general hostility and unfairness of the universe

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Re: Conversations that do yer 'ed in
« Reply #4 on: February 13, 2021, 06:13:32 PM »
Nod's brother came today to deliver some papers and to collect his mum's freezer to take it back to Cheshire.

Nod: I don't know why he wants the bloody freezer!
Me: Perhaps he wants more freezer space. It could be handy.
Nod: But it won't even work!
Me: Is it broken?
Nod: No, but you can't move a freezer to another county.
Me: As long as he is careful....
Nod: No, it won't work properly or as efficiently in Cheshire
Me:...................why not?
Nod: You can't take a freezer from Nottingham and expect it to work in Cheshire!
Me: Let's change the subject

 noooo:

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no matter how many instances of white swans we may have observed, this does not justify the conclusion that all swans are white.  (Karl Popper)

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Re: Conversations that do yer 'ed in
« Reply #5 on: February 14, 2021, 11:12:32 AM »
Nod's brother came today to deliver some papers and to collect his mum's freezer to take it back to Cheshire.

Nod: I don't know why he wants the bloody freezer!
Me: Perhaps he wants more freezer space. It could be handy.
Nod: But it won't even work!
Me: Is it broken?
Nod: No, but you can't move a freezer to another county.
Me: As long as he is careful....
Nod: No, it won't work properly or as efficiently in Cheshire
Me:...................why not?
Nod: You can't take a freezer from Nottingham and expect it to work in Cheshire!
Me: Let's change the subject

 noooo:

But if you have a long extension plug.......... rubschin:

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Re: Conversations that do yer 'ed in
« Reply #6 on: February 15, 2021, 03:09:00 PM »
Nod has become hostile to my Sat Nag. He says it is untrustworthy as it is French.  noooo:
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Re: Conversations that do yer 'ed in
« Reply #7 on: February 15, 2021, 04:39:55 PM »
Nod has become hostile to my Sat Nag. He says it is untrustworthy as it is French.  noooo:

He has a point ...surrender monkeys ... noooo:

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Re: Conversations that do yer 'ed in
« Reply #8 on: February 15, 2021, 04:51:29 PM »
BM: I know it is not a proper service but I'm going to wear a black tie on Wednesday...
LL: I'm going to wear black too...
BM: Well, it is slimming isn't it...?

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Re: Conversations that do yer 'ed in
« Reply #9 on: February 15, 2021, 04:54:32 PM »
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Re: Conversations that do yer 'ed in
« Reply #10 on: February 15, 2021, 04:55:02 PM »
BM: I know it is not a proper service but I'm going to wear a black tie on Wednesday...
LL: I'm going to wear black too...
BM: Well, it is slimming isn't it...?

*water bottle hits back of BM's head *   cry:

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Re: Conversations that do yer 'ed in
« Reply #11 on: February 15, 2021, 04:56:24 PM »
point: point: point: point:

Never turn your back on them...  noooo:
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Re: Conversations that do yer 'ed in
« Reply #12 on: February 15, 2021, 04:57:28 PM »
point: point: point: point:

Never turn your back on them...  noooo:

Thought than was poofters ....... rubschin:

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Re: Conversations that do yer 'ed in
« Reply #13 on: February 15, 2021, 09:07:23 PM »
Nod has become hostile to my Sat Nag. He says it is untrustworthy as it is French.  noooo:

He has a point ...surrender monkeys ... noooo:
"At the next junction, reverse for 5 kilometres then collaborate if possible"
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Re: Conversations that do yer 'ed in
« Reply #14 on: February 15, 2021, 09:19:03 PM »
Nod has become hostile to my Sat Nag. He says it is untrustworthy as it is French.  noooo:

He has a point ...surrender monkeys ... noooo:
"At the next junction, reverse for 5 kilometres then collaborate if possible"
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