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Offline Grumpmeister

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Re: My new neighbour
« Reply #15 on: February 07, 2020, 07:43:25 AM »
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You know, I used to think it was awful that life was so unfair. Then I thought, wouldn't it be much worse if life were fair, and all the terrible things that happen to us come because we actually deserve them? So, now I take great comfort in the general hostility and unfairness of the universe

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Re: My new neighbour
« Reply #16 on: February 07, 2020, 08:24:11 AM »
Moving in day. I said a gentlemanly greeting and offered my assistance with stuff, like.

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She is babetastic  Shocked:

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Moving in day, some oddball offered to help me but kept asking me if I had fluffy socks and then after a while started complaining about having a pain in the neck...




I knew exactly how he felt.. 

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Re: My new neighbour
« Reply #17 on: February 07, 2020, 12:25:36 PM »
Moving in day. I said a gentlemanly greeting and offered my assistance with stuff, like.

 angel1

She is babetastic  Shocked:

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Moving in day, some oddball offered to help me but kept asking me if I had fluffy socks and then after a while started complaining about having a pain in the neck...




I knew exactly how he felt.. 

 noooo:

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Re: My new neighbour
« Reply #18 on: February 07, 2020, 01:26:35 PM »
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Re: My new neighbour
« Reply #19 on: February 15, 2020, 07:38:10 AM »
She's a psychologist  eeek: scared2:
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Re: My new neighbour
« Reply #20 on: February 15, 2020, 08:21:53 AM »
She's a psychologist  eeek: scared2:

Ah, it all makes sense now. She wanted a test eejit subject to experiment on in their natural environment.  whistle:
You know, I used to think it was awful that life was so unfair. Then I thought, wouldn't it be much worse if life were fair, and all the terrible things that happen to us come because we actually deserve them? So, now I take great comfort in the general hostility and unfairness of the universe

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Re: My new neighbour
« Reply #21 on: February 15, 2020, 08:27:49 AM »
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Re: My new neighbour
« Reply #22 on: February 15, 2020, 08:30:44 AM »
She's a psychologist  eeek: scared2:

Holy fuck!  eeek: Doomed I tells ya!  eveilgrin:
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Re: My new neighbour
« Reply #23 on: February 15, 2020, 09:02:41 AM »
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There will be hidden cameras all over your place now...  whistle:
You know, I used to think it was awful that life was so unfair. Then I thought, wouldn't it be much worse if life were fair, and all the terrible things that happen to us come because we actually deserve them? So, now I take great comfort in the general hostility and unfairness of the universe

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Re: My new neighbour
« Reply #24 on: February 15, 2020, 09:56:59 AM »
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There will be hidden cameras all over your place now...  whistle:
Checking out Nick looking at the hidden cameras he wants to put all over her place?
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Re: My new neighbour
« Reply #25 on: February 15, 2020, 11:15:40 AM »
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There will be hidden cameras all over your place now...  whistle:
Checking out Nick looking at the hidden cameras he wants to put all over her place?

Researching what the terminally clueless do without a carer to hand...  whistle:
You know, I used to think it was awful that life was so unfair. Then I thought, wouldn't it be much worse if life were fair, and all the terrible things that happen to us come because we actually deserve them? So, now I take great comfort in the general hostility and unfairness of the universe