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Happy Birthday Miss I
« on: December 24, 2018, 08:58:16 AM »
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She's getting all grown up, like  sad24:
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Re: Happy Birthday Miss I
« Reply #1 on: December 24, 2018, 09:01:31 AM »
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She's getting all grown up, like  sad24:
unlike us?

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Re: Happy Birthday Miss I
« Reply #2 on: December 24, 2018, 09:25:52 AM »
Isn't it Wenchy's birthday today...?  rubschin:
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Re: Happy Birthday Miss I
« Reply #3 on: December 24, 2018, 09:48:45 AM »
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She's getting all grown up, like  sad24:

Another couple of years and the Mediterranean gene will kick in.

Her body will change to a spherical shape and the thick moustache will appear.
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Re: Happy Birthday Miss I
« Reply #4 on: December 24, 2018, 09:51:01 AM »
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Re: Happy Birthday Miss I
« Reply #5 on: December 24, 2018, 09:51:38 AM »
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She's getting all grown up, like  sad24:

Another couple of years and the Mediterranean gene will kick in.

Her body will change to a spherical shape and the thick moustache will appear.

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Re: Happy Birthday Miss I
« Reply #6 on: December 24, 2018, 09:52:55 AM »
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Cypriot girls are all the same... gorgeous until their 30th birthday then, BOOM! Hello Mum...  lol:

Have you met her Mum...?  rubschin:
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Re: Happy Birthday Miss I
« Reply #7 on: December 24, 2018, 09:53:20 AM »
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Re: Happy Birthday Miss I
« Reply #8 on: December 24, 2018, 09:55:24 AM »
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Cypriot girls are all the same... gorgeous until their 30th birthday then, BOOM! Hello Mum...  lol:

Have you met her Mum...?  rubschin:
As I recall, Cyprus is also in the Mediterranean.  ::)
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Re: Happy Birthday Miss I
« Reply #9 on: December 24, 2018, 09:57:25 AM »
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Cypriot girls are all the same... gorgeous until their 30th birthday then, BOOM! Hello Mum...  lol:

Have you met her Mum...?  rubschin:
Wasn't Mrs I the person carbon fibre and RSJ's were invented for to make her underwear?


As for Italian women of a certain age, Nah.  Google Sabrina Salerno (and in years before there were Loren and Lollobrigida)   
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Re: Happy Birthday Miss I
« Reply #10 on: December 24, 2018, 10:00:49 AM »
I do have a pic of her and her mum. It is rather funny, mainly cos of the facial expressions. razz:

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Re: Happy Birthday Miss I
« Reply #11 on: December 24, 2018, 10:03:54 AM »
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Save it for Miss I Nick, even if Mr Darwin sir swings that way he has his man to do that for him...  whistle:
You know, I used to think it was awful that life was so unfair. Then I thought, wouldn't it be much worse if life were fair, and all the terrible things that happen to us come because we actually deserve them? So, now I take great comfort in the general hostility and unfairness of the universe

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Re: Happy Birthday Miss I
« Reply #12 on: December 24, 2018, 10:04:39 AM »
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Re: Happy Birthday Miss I
« Reply #13 on: December 24, 2018, 10:07:11 AM »
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Be afraid Mr Darwin sir, be very afraid....  noooo:
You know, I used to think it was awful that life was so unfair. Then I thought, wouldn't it be much worse if life were fair, and all the terrible things that happen to us come because we actually deserve them? So, now I take great comfort in the general hostility and unfairness of the universe

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Re: Happy Birthday Miss I
« Reply #14 on: December 24, 2018, 10:36:51 AM »
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Cypriot girls are all the same... gorgeous until their 30th birthday then, BOOM! Hello Mum...  lol:

Have you met her Mum...?  rubschin:
As I recall, Cyprus is also in the Mediterranean.  ::)


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