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Re: Mr Nick takes himself up the Trent and Mersey
« Reply #15 on: January 24, 2017, 10:21:47 AM »
I have been invited to an meeting about it  cloud9:
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Re: Mr Nick takes himself up the Trent and Mersey
« Reply #16 on: January 24, 2017, 10:24:36 AM »
Miss I is eager for me to take her up the Erewash asap cloud9:
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Re: Mr Nick takes himself up the Trent and Mersey
« Reply #17 on: January 24, 2017, 10:26:49 AM »
Miss I is eager for me to take her up the Erewash asap cloud9:
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You sure she didn't say "'ere wash for a change"
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Re: Mr Nick takes himself up the Trent and Mersey
« Reply #18 on: January 24, 2017, 10:43:17 AM »
I have been invited to an meeting about it  cloud9:

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Re: Mr Nick takes himself up the Trent and Mersey
« Reply #19 on: January 24, 2017, 10:45:12 AM »
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Re: Mr Nick takes himself up the Trent and Mersey
« Reply #20 on: January 24, 2017, 11:48:05 AM »


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Re: Mr Nick takes himself up the Trent and Mersey
« Reply #21 on: January 24, 2017, 11:49:07 AM »
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Re: Mr Nick takes himself up the Trent and Mersey
« Reply #22 on: January 24, 2017, 01:44:34 PM »
I have been invited to an meeting about it  cloud9:

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Re: Mr Nick takes himself up the Trent and Mersey
« Reply #23 on: January 24, 2017, 02:03:19 PM »
I have been invited to an meeting about it  cloud9:

Top Tip: Wear a patch over one eye and talk like a pirate!  :thumbsup:

Tip 2: Don't say "Avast behind"

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Re: Mr Nick takes himself up the Trent and Mersey
« Reply #24 on: January 24, 2017, 02:56:03 PM »
 lol: lol: lol:
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Re: Mr Nick takes himself up the Trent and Mersey
« Reply #25 on: January 24, 2017, 05:55:22 PM »
Is this just a way of avoiding employing someone properly like ...is the Canal unionised?  lol:
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Re: Mr Nick takes himself up the Trent and Mersey
« Reply #26 on: January 24, 2017, 08:18:13 PM »
Is this just a way of avoiding employing someone properly like ...is the Canal unionised?  lol:

Delusions of grandeur You say?
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Re: Mr Nick takes himself up the Trent and Mersey
« Reply #27 on: January 24, 2017, 08:42:03 PM »
I have been invited to an meeting about it  cloud9:

Preemptive damage control you say....  rubschin:
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Re: Mr Nick takes himself up the Trent and Mersey
« Reply #28 on: February 25, 2017, 03:32:51 PM »
First half day of training on Tuesday  cloud9:
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Re: Mr Nick takes himself up the Trent and Mersey
« Reply #29 on: February 25, 2017, 04:47:53 PM »
First half day of training on Tuesday  cloud9:
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no matter how many instances of white swans we may have observed, this does not justify the conclusion that all swans are white.  (Karl Popper)