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Offline Steve

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Re: Grumpy has just applied for...
« Reply #60 on: September 26, 2019, 10:13:37 AM »
Garlic Bread tester for Domino's Pizza.......

Based in Australia...


Application sent...   lol:

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/dominos-offering-dream-job-garlic-20164103

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You had better get yourself a criminal record quickly, or they won't let you into the country.

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Re: Grumpy has just applied for...
« Reply #61 on: January 07, 2020, 02:17:07 AM »
Ok, just so I understand this. I can basically have a couple of weeks holiday in America testing out roller coasters and theme park attractions and you will pay me $3000?



Where do I sign up  cloud9:

https://metro.co.uk/2020/01/06/this-company-will-pay-you-3000-to-test-roller-coasters-for-them-12009020/
You know, I used to think it was awful that life was so unfair. Then I thought, wouldn't it be much worse if life were fair, and all the terrible things that happen to us come because we actually deserve them? So, now I take great comfort in the general hostility and unfairness of the universe

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Re: Grumpy has just applied for...
« Reply #62 on: January 07, 2020, 05:32:02 AM »
Ok, just so I understand this. I can basically have a couple of weeks holiday in America testing out roller coasters and theme park attractions and you will pay me $3000?



Where do I sign up  cloud9:

https://metro.co.uk/2020/01/06/this-company-will-pay-you-3000-to-test-roller-coasters-for-them-12009020/

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Re: Grumpy has just applied for...
« Reply #63 on: July 28, 2020, 11:18:16 PM »
So earn an additional 300 over the summer by drinking the wine you send me and rating it.........

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You know, I used to think it was awful that life was so unfair. Then I thought, wouldn't it be much worse if life were fair, and all the terrible things that happen to us come because we actually deserve them? So, now I take great comfort in the general hostility and unfairness of the universe

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« Reply #64 on: July 29, 2020, 03:38:59 AM »
So earn an additional 300 over the summer by drinking the wine you send me and rating it.........

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Re: Grumpy has just applied for...
« Reply #65 on: May 12, 2021, 02:10:51 PM »
Live in position for Castle Officer at St Micheal's Mount...............................application sent.  Thumbs:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9569829/Family-advertises-live-manager-medieval-castle-island-coast-Cornwall.html
You know, I used to think it was awful that life was so unfair. Then I thought, wouldn't it be much worse if life were fair, and all the terrible things that happen to us come because we actually deserve them? So, now I take great comfort in the general hostility and unfairness of the universe

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« Reply #66 on: May 12, 2021, 02:12:40 PM »
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Re: Grumpy has just applied for...
« Reply #67 on: May 12, 2021, 02:33:36 PM »
Live in position for Castle Officer at St Micheal's Mount...............................application sent.  Thumbs:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9569829/Family-advertises-live-manager-medieval-castle-island-coast-Cornwall.html
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Re: Grumpy has just applied for...
« Reply #68 on: May 12, 2021, 09:16:42 PM »
Live in position for Castle Officer at St Micheal's Mount...............................application sent.  Thumbs:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9569829/Family-advertises-live-manager-medieval-castle-island-coast-Cornwall.html
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You know, I used to think it was awful that life was so unfair. Then I thought, wouldn't it be much worse if life were fair, and all the terrible things that happen to us come because we actually deserve them? So, now I take great comfort in the general hostility and unfairness of the universe

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