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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #6525 on: September 13, 2021, 05:34:25 AM »
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #6526 on: September 14, 2021, 07:49:58 PM »
I was driving along a country road when a 3-legged chicken ran under my car.
I got out, looked at the dead chicken then looked around, saw a farmhouse on the hill and walked up to it.
Saw the farmer and said," I just ran over a 3-legged chicken."
"I know" said the farmer, "I breed them."
"I asked why?"
"Well I like a leg, the missus likes a leg and the boy likes a leg."
I said "Thatís fantastic, what do they taste like?"
"Dunno," said the farmer, "Canít catch the little bastards."
no matter how many instances of white swans we may have observed, this does not justify the conclusion that all swans are white.  (Karl Popper)

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #6527 on: September 15, 2021, 05:58:58 AM »
I was driving along a country road when a 3-legged chicken ran under my car.
I got out, looked at the dead chicken then looked around, saw a farmhouse on the hill and walked up to it.
Saw the farmer and said," I just ran over a 3-legged chicken."
"I know" said the farmer, "I breed them."
"I asked why?"
"Well I like a leg, the missus likes a leg and the boy likes a leg."
I said "Thatís fantastic, what do they taste like?"
"Dunno," said the farmer, "Canít catch the little bastards."

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #6528 on: September 15, 2021, 06:11:24 AM »
I was driving along a country road when a 3-legged chicken ran under my car.
I got out, looked at the dead chicken then looked around, saw a farmhouse on the hill and walked up to it.
Saw the farmer and said," I just ran over a 3-legged chicken."
"I know" said the farmer, "I breed them."
"I asked why?"
"Well I like a leg, the missus likes a leg and the boy likes a leg."
I said "Thatís fantastic, what do they taste like?"
"Dunno," said the farmer, "Canít catch the little bastards."

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #6529 on: September 15, 2021, 06:21:39 AM »
I was driving along a country road when a 3-legged chicken ran under my car.
I got out, looked at the dead chicken then looked around, saw a farmhouse on the hill and walked up to it.
Saw the farmer and said," I just ran over a 3-legged chicken."
"I know" said the farmer, "I breed them."
"I asked why?"
"Well I like a leg, the missus likes a leg and the boy likes a leg."
I said "Thatís fantastic, what do they taste like?"
"Dunno," said the farmer, "Canít catch the little bastards."

 ;D ;D

Why do farmers walk like that DS?

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #6530 on: September 17, 2021, 08:26:26 AM »

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #6531 on: September 17, 2021, 09:02:45 AM »
LiFe - It's an "F" in lie

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no matter how many instances of white swans we may have observed, this does not justify the conclusion that all swans are white.  (Karl Popper)