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Offline Grumpmeister

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How to torment your human
« on: January 21, 2021, 09:41:24 PM »
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-9171229/Tired-woman-discovers-cat-relentlessly-hits-sleeps.html

It does beg the question just what else are your cats getting up to while you are asleep...  whistle:
You know, I used to think it was awful that life was so unfair. Then I thought, wouldn't it be much worse if life were fair, and all the terrible things that happen to us come because we actually deserve them? So, now I take great comfort in the general hostility and unfairness of the universe

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Re: How to torment your human
« Reply #1 on: January 21, 2021, 09:48:08 PM »
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-9171229/Tired-woman-discovers-cat-relentlessly-hits-sleeps.html

It does beg the question just what else are your cats getting up to while you are asleep...  whistle:
One of ours does do that at times when she's feeling insecure (which is less than rare), apparently she tries it on me but I can sleep through a nuclear war so then moves on to Mrs K
 
As for what else they get up to, I do not want to know
no matter how many instances of white swans we may have observed, this does not justify the conclusion that all swans are white.  (Karl Popper)

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Re: How to torment your human
« Reply #2 on: January 22, 2021, 05:28:30 AM »
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-9171229/Tired-woman-discovers-cat-relentlessly-hits-sleeps.html

It does beg the question just what else are your cats getting up to while you are asleep...  whistle:

My dog does that...  evil:
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Re: How to torment your human
« Reply #3 on: January 22, 2021, 08:29:33 AM »
People are just too indulgent of their pets    noooo:

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Re: How to torment your human
« Reply #4 on: January 22, 2021, 09:10:09 AM »
People are just too indulgent of their pets    noooo:







No I'm not...  redface: redface: redface:
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Re: How to torment your human
« Reply #5 on: November 09, 2021, 02:06:16 AM »
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-9171229/Tired-woman-discovers-cat-relentlessly-hits-sleeps.html

It does beg the question just what else are your cats getting up to while you are asleep...  whistle:
One of ours does do that at times when she's feeling insecure (which is less than rare), apparently she tries it on me but I can sleep through a nuclear war so then moves on to Mrs K
 
As for what else they get up to, I do not want to know

You may want to get ready for the escalation then...

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10175621/Cat-knocks-glass-water-drenches-sleeping-owner.html

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You know, I used to think it was awful that life was so unfair. Then I thought, wouldn't it be much worse if life were fair, and all the terrible things that happen to us come because we actually deserve them? So, now I take great comfort in the general hostility and unfairness of the universe

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Re: How to torment your human
« Reply #6 on: November 09, 2021, 10:31:58 AM »
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-9171229/Tired-woman-discovers-cat-relentlessly-hits-sleeps.html

It does beg the question just what else are your cats getting up to while you are asleep...  whistle:
One of ours does do that at times when she's feeling insecure (which is less than rare), apparently she tries it on me but I can sleep through a nuclear war so then moves on to Mrs K
 
As for what else they get up to, I do not want to know

You may want to get ready for the escalation then...

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10175621/Cat-knocks-glass-water-drenches-sleeping-owner.html

 eveilgrin:
lol: lol: lol:
no matter how many instances of white swans we may have observed, this does not justify the conclusion that all swans are white.  (Karl Popper)