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Re: Improvised remedies
« Reply #30 on: February 11, 2014, 05:13:43 PM »
Mr C and I have had colds/chest infections and the like for the last couple of weeks.  We have of course struggled manfully on and not once have we mentioned it on Facebook. angel1

A week or so ago I developed earache having tried heat pads to no avail  I decided that bicarbonate of soda mixed with turmeric and warm water injected into my ear would do the trick. noooo: Shrugs: whacky115

If ever, dear reader, the same thought happens to pop into your head, please I beseech you to do all you can to banish the thought without acting upon it.

Take it from one who knows it does not work. sad24:
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How about using hair removal cream (keeping ice cream and frozen sprouts handy)
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« Reply #31 on: February 11, 2014, 05:54:59 PM »
Courtesy of BM's Amazon link another one

"DO NOT PUT ON KNOB AND BOLLOCKS, 24 Jan 2012"

http://www.amazon.co.uk/review/R231U4ZG0YDNHD/ref=cm_cr_pr_viewpnt#R231U4ZG0YDNHD

"The bollocks I knew and loved are gone now." eeek:
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Re: Improvised remedies
« Reply #32 on: February 11, 2014, 07:42:29 PM »
I have to ask Steve, just were you googling when you came across that  whistle:
You know, I used to think it was awful that life was so unfair. Then I thought, wouldn't it be much worse if life were fair, and all the terrible things that happen to us come because we actually deserve them? So, now I take great comfort in the general hostility and unfairness of the universe

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« Reply #33 on: February 11, 2014, 07:53:44 PM »
I have to ask Steve, just were you googling when you came across that  whistle:
Veet Amazon uk review

I was looking to see if there was a copy and pastable version of Miss C's one so I could email it on and saw that new one  eeek:.

Go on try it yourself



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Re: Improvised remedies
« Reply #34 on: February 11, 2014, 09:59:42 PM »
I have to ask Steve, just were you googling when you came across that  whistle:
Veet Amazon uk review

I was looking to see if there was a copy and pastable version of Miss C's one so I could email it on and saw that new one  eeek:.

Go on try it yourself

With a bit of luck, he will give it a go.  Thumbs:

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« Reply #35 on: February 11, 2014, 10:11:44 PM »
I have to ask Steve, just were you googling when you came across that  whistle:
Veet Amazon uk review

I was looking to see if there was a copy and pastable version of Miss C's one so I could email it on and saw that new one  eeek:.

Go on try it yourself

With a bit of luck, he will give it a go.  Thumbs:
lol: lol: lol:

I meant the googling but maybe he has got a veeting.  Does explain the silence while he looks for tubs of ice cream
no matter how many instances of white swans we may have observed, this does not justify the conclusion that all swans are white.  (Karl Popper)

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« Reply #36 on: February 11, 2014, 11:17:53 PM »
I have to ask Steve, just were you googling when you came across that  whistle:
Veet Amazon uk review

I was looking to see if there was a copy and pastable version of Miss C's one so I could email it on and saw that new one  eeek:.

Go on try it yourself

With a bit of luck, he will give it a go.  Thumbs:

After the incident with an ex girlfriend, not a feckin chance Baldio.  noooo:
You know, I used to think it was awful that life was so unfair. Then I thought, wouldn't it be much worse if life were fair, and all the terrible things that happen to us come because we actually deserve them? So, now I take great comfort in the general hostility and unfairness of the universe

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« Reply #37 on: February 11, 2014, 11:26:02 PM »
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no matter how many instances of white swans we may have observed, this does not justify the conclusion that all swans are white.  (Karl Popper)

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« Reply #38 on: February 11, 2014, 11:42:57 PM »
Slightly inebriated ex decided one night to Immac my chest while I was asleep, unfortunately she dozed off before finishing. I woke up a while later to discover that leaving this stuff in contact with skin for a couple of hours is a really bad idea.  noooo:
You know, I used to think it was awful that life was so unfair. Then I thought, wouldn't it be much worse if life were fair, and all the terrible things that happen to us come because we actually deserve them? So, now I take great comfort in the general hostility and unfairness of the universe

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« Reply #39 on: February 11, 2014, 11:50:17 PM »
Slightly inebriated ex decided one night to Immac my chest while I was asleep, unfortunately she dozed off before finishing. I woke up a while later to discover that leaving this stuff in contact with skin for a couple of hours is a really bad idea.  noooo:

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« Reply #40 on: February 12, 2014, 12:00:53 AM »
Slightly inebriated ex decided one night to Immac my chest while I was asleep, unfortunately she dozed off before finishing. I woke up a while later to discover that leaving this stuff in contact with skin for a couple of hours is a really bad idea.  noooo:

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It's bad enough when they rip sticky bandages off your chest but that sounds a bit traumatic Meister
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Re: Improvised remedies
« Reply #41 on: February 12, 2014, 12:43:20 AM »
It was enough to end things between her and I  noooo:
You know, I used to think it was awful that life was so unfair. Then I thought, wouldn't it be much worse if life were fair, and all the terrible things that happen to us come because we actually deserve them? So, now I take great comfort in the general hostility and unfairness of the universe

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Re: Improvised remedies
« Reply #42 on: April 09, 2014, 08:14:21 PM »
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I suppose if you are really splitting hairs dissolving the skin and bone for where the tumour is and the surrounding area could be classed as a cure but I can't see many people wanting to try it.  eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2600537/Black-salve-ointment-leaves-man-inch-wide-HOLE-head.html
You know, I used to think it was awful that life was so unfair. Then I thought, wouldn't it be much worse if life were fair, and all the terrible things that happen to us come because we actually deserve them? So, now I take great comfort in the general hostility and unfairness of the universe

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Re: Improvised remedies
« Reply #43 on: April 09, 2014, 08:19:16 PM »
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I suppose if you are really splitting hairs dissolving the skin and bone for where the tumour is and the surrounding area could be classed as a cure but I can't see many people wanting to try it.  eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2600537/Black-salve-ointment-leaves-man-inch-wide-HOLE-head.html

Saw that earlier....The Bear was right with "Quacktor".

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« Reply #44 on: April 10, 2014, 08:15:18 PM »
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I suppose if you are really splitting hairs dissolving the skin and bone for where the tumour is and the surrounding area could be classed as a cure but I can't see many people wanting to try it.  eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2600537/Black-salve-ointment-leaves-man-inch-wide-HOLE-head.html

Saw that earlier....The Bear was right with "Quacktor".

So if I got a big enough bottle I could make complete people disappear into a black hole

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no matter how many instances of white swans we may have observed, this does not justify the conclusion that all swans are white.  (Karl Popper)