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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #495 on: August 31, 2018, 04:05:23 PM »
Looking at the video I think this idiot earns a non fatal Darwin Award as I doubt he can have kids now...  shocked003

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6117821/Bournemouth-man-fails-jump-canal-plummets-crotch-wall.html


Ooof!  eeek:

But hardly unique - watch some of those 'fail' videos on YouTube - there are hundreds and hundreds like that...  cloud9:


The more the merrier, if they are that stupid then removing their ability to breed is the best option...  eveilgrin:
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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #496 on: September 10, 2018, 11:04:07 AM »
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6150439/Doctor-shoots-dead-checking-gun-wasnt-working.html

Evidently a Turkish medical degree doesn't also grant common sense, from the sounds of things he was looking down the barrel...  noooo:
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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #497 on: September 10, 2018, 11:59:59 AM »
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6150439/Doctor-shoots-dead-checking-gun-wasnt-working.html

Evidently a Turkish medical degree doesn't also grant common sense, from the sounds of things he was looking down the barrel...  noooo:

He won't do that again!  lol:
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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #501 on: Today at 10:36:36 AM »
Talk about taking a knife to a gunfight...  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6177507/Brazilian-man-shot-dead-fighting-five-police-officers-MACHETE-outside-nightclub.html
A Brazilian with a machete sounds like a recipe for disaster however you look at it. noooo:
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