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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9405 on: April 12, 2018, 08:35:59 AM »
Video dull, man very dumb

I guess his health depends a lot on whether he inhaled any of that fireball. 
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9406 on: April 13, 2018, 03:57:35 PM »
Some days I think the only thing keeping me from becoming homicidal is that the voices can't agree on which weapon would be the most fun.

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9407 on: April 13, 2018, 04:03:05 PM »
Does that include eels? rubschin:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9408 on: April 13, 2018, 08:17:18 PM »
You know, this does explain a lot about the state of America...  eeek:

http://metro.co.uk/2018/04/13/nearly-third-louisiana-senators-want-sex-animals-remain-legal-7463053/#mv-b


I'm not quite awake but I'm not sure what shagging sheep or whatever has to do with what consenting adults do behind closed doors...? Shrugs:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9409 on: April 20, 2018, 06:53:05 AM »
WTF? Why would you want to look like that, much less spend a bloody fortune to do so...  eeek:

http://metro.co.uk/2018/04/19/woman-spent-190000-plastic-surgery-look-like-holiday-caricature-7480788/
Some days I think the only thing keeping me from becoming homicidal is that the voices can't agree on which weapon would be the most fun.

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9410 on: April 20, 2018, 07:55:53 AM »
WTF? Why would you want to look like that, much less spend a bloody fortune to do so...  eeek:

http://metro.co.uk/2018/04/19/woman-spent-190000-plastic-surgery-look-like-holiday-caricature-7480788/

Sadly Meister some people are just that stupid and others mean enough to exploit her stupidity offering her more and more surgery
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9411 on: April 20, 2018, 08:27:26 AM »
WTF? Why would you want to look like that, much less spend a bloody fortune to do so...  eeek:

http://metro.co.uk/2018/04/19/woman-spent-190000-plastic-surgery-look-like-holiday-caricature-7480788/


This is surely an AFFS, there can't possibly be two people this stupid...?  eeek:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9412 on: April 25, 2018, 02:50:53 PM »
Think I may have just found Apey's dream job. Get paid to eat free Maccy D's  rubschin:

http://metro.co.uk/2018/04/25/a-company-is-recruiting-people-to-play-mcdonalds-monopoly-for-45-an-hour-7496274/
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9413 on: April 25, 2018, 07:51:19 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9414 on: April 25, 2018, 10:35:03 PM »
Some days I think the only thing keeping me from becoming homicidal is that the voices can't agree on which weapon would be the most fun.

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9416 on: April 26, 2018, 09:17:31 PM »
Some days I think the only thing keeping me from becoming homicidal is that the voices can't agree on which weapon would be the most fun.

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9417 on: April 26, 2018, 09:28:08 PM »
Thank you Tesco, I'm now Jaffatastic  cloud9:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/food/article-5659311/Tesco-sells-boxes-100-Jaffa-Cakes-just-1.html


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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9418 on: April 28, 2018, 06:00:28 AM »
Some days I think the only thing keeping me from becoming homicidal is that the voices can't agree on which weapon would be the most fun.

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