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Offline Pastis

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Wife's life purpose
« on: May 31, 2008, 12:05:17 PM »
This might ring a few bells...  ;),,2282559,00.html

"Your hair's looking a bit thin at the front," she says. She turns to the boy. "Your father is losing his hair, I'm afraid."

"I'm married," I say. "I no longer need hair."

"He has to say that because he's going bald."

"She's just trying to flatten my self-esteem," I tell the boy. "She can't help it. It's her life's purpose."

"She's like a self-esteem roller," he says.

"That's very good," I say. "I can use that."

My wife glares at both of us.

"No, you cannot use it," she says. "I'm not allowing it. You cannot write that I am like a self-esteem roller."

"Yes I can," I say. "I can use it if I want." I look at the boy. "Can't I?" He thinks for a minute.

"Five pounds," he says finally.

"Done," I say.

Like the Buddhist said to the hot dog vendor...
"Make me one with everything"

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Re: Wife's life purpose
« Reply #1 on: May 31, 2008, 08:29:05 PM »
 confused: Does sound familiar.
I used to have a handle on life but it broke.

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Re: Wife's life purpose
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