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Offline Nick

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If
« on: March 31, 2018, 06:02:01 PM »
you put an old faglighter in an ashtray AND THEN fail to extinguish a fag end there can be a spectacular explosion when you least expect it  redface:
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Re: If
« Reply #1 on: March 31, 2018, 06:03:25 PM »
It set my jumper on fire  sad24:
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Re: If
« Reply #2 on: March 31, 2018, 08:14:21 PM »
Have you been left unsupervised again?  noooo:
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Re: If
« Reply #3 on: March 31, 2018, 08:15:30 PM »
It set my jumper on fire  sad24:

It's about time you bought a new one...  whistle:
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Re: If
« Reply #4 on: April 01, 2018, 12:07:22 AM »
It set my jumper on fire  sad24:

It's about time you bought a new one...  whistle:

I reckon that filthy owld jumper was more combustible that the lighter...  noooo:
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Re: If
« Reply #5 on: April 01, 2018, 05:04:08 AM »
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Re: If
« Reply #6 on: April 01, 2018, 08:35:43 AM »
checks date - no you posted the OP yesterday

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Re: If
« Reply #7 on: April 01, 2018, 01:02:14 PM »
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