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A letter from my GP
« on: March 22, 2018, 02:18:48 PM »
Letter from my GP. Two pages long. He talks about Sir Bradley Wiggins' power output and tells me that cheetahs must run at 70 mph in order to ovulate and that these turns of speed indicate they are hunting and that there is therefore food for all the family.

I have no clue what triggered this, except he says that exercise will reduce my risk of mortality by 10% (which I doubt).

I think he may have gone nuts!! eeek:
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Re: A letter from my GP
« Reply #1 on: March 22, 2018, 05:27:35 PM »
Letter from my GP. Two pages long. He talks about Sir Bradley Wiggins' power output and tells me that cheetahs must run at 70 mph in order to ovulate and that these turns of speed indicate they are hunting and that there is therefore food for all the family.

I have no clue what triggered this, except he says that exercise will reduce my risk of mortality by 10% (which I doubt).

I think he may have gone nuts!! eeek:
What a nutter.  Ask him what happened to Jim Fixx jogging pioneer and so many cyclists

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Re: A letter from my GP
« Reply #2 on: March 22, 2018, 05:28:37 PM »
I like him, and I am writing him a complex letter back  eveilgrin:
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Re: A letter from my GP
« Reply #3 on: March 22, 2018, 06:31:10 PM »
I like him, and I am writing him a complex letter back  eveilgrin:
I'm sure he knows your/you're complex.
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Re: A letter from my GP
« Reply #4 on: March 22, 2018, 06:43:53 PM »
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Re: A letter from my GP
« Reply #5 on: March 22, 2018, 07:09:04 PM »
He could have seen about 3 other patients with the time it took to write that!!!  ;D
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Re: A letter from my GP
« Reply #6 on: March 22, 2018, 07:12:21 PM »
Quite. And he made two spelling mistakes  eveilgrin:
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Re: A letter from my GP
« Reply #7 on: March 22, 2018, 07:14:35 PM »
But his colons were ok 😁
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Re: A letter from my GP
« Reply #8 on: March 22, 2018, 07:15:58 PM »
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Re: A letter from my GP
« Reply #9 on: March 22, 2018, 07:35:31 PM »
Letter from my GP. Two pages long. He talks about Sir Bradley Wiggins' power output and tells me that cheetahs must run at 70 mph in order to ovulate and that these turns of speed indicate they are hunting and that there is therefore food for all the family.

I have no clue what triggered this, except he says that exercise will reduce my risk of mortality by 10% (which I doubt).

I think he may have gone nuts!! eeek:

Just checking but how long has he been your GP?  rubschin:
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Re: A letter from my GP
« Reply #10 on: March 22, 2018, 07:46:40 PM »
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Re: A letter from my GP
« Reply #11 on: March 22, 2018, 09:53:49 PM »
Well, whatever nevermind

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Re: A letter from my GP
« Reply #12 on: April 30, 2018, 01:53:41 PM »
A second letter has arrived and has been followed by a phone call. He is anxious for me to have blood tests for my liver function  scared2:
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Re: A letter from my GP
« Reply #13 on: April 30, 2018, 04:06:15 PM »
He's heard rumours about your drinking sessions with Nod and Suzi.

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Re: A letter from my GP
« Reply #14 on: April 30, 2018, 04:34:08 PM »
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