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Re: International Women's Day
« Reply #15 on: March 09, 2018, 08:58:22 AM »
Well, I met a new member of my team today. Tall, slim, babetastic  :sex023: , legs up to her shoulders, leather trousers, high heels and everyfink else, so it worked out for me. angel1

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Met the new 'consultant' today. Strange looking old man with his ratty greying ginger beard and tatty jumper. I originally thought he was some tramp who had wandered in by mistake. He kept looking at me like some kind of lovestruck halfwit. Something tells me that this is going to be a long few months.
Oh well, if he keeps staring I'll just have to do to him what I did to the last one and kick him in the balls so hard they end up in orbit...  eveilgrin: 

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Re: International Women's Day
« Reply #16 on: March 09, 2018, 09:08:17 AM »
Well, I met a new member of my team today. Tall, slim, babetastic  :sex023: , legs up to her shoulders, leather trousers, high heels and everyfink else, so it worked out for me. angel1

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Met the new 'consultant' today. Strange looking old man with his ratty greying ginger beard and tatty jumper. I originally thought he was some tramp who had wandered in by mistake. He kept looking at me like some kind of lovestruck halfwit. Something tells me that this is going to be a long few months.
Oh well, if he keeps staring I'll just have to do to him what I did to the last one and kick him in the balls so hard they end up in orbit...  eveilgrin: 

Sounds like a match made in mayhem...  noooo:


It's the Casanunder effect...  noooo:
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Well, whatever nevermind

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Re: International Women's Day
« Reply #17 on: March 09, 2018, 09:31:57 AM »
Well, I met a new member of my team today. Tall, slim, babetastic  :sex023: , legs up to her shoulders, leather trousers, high heels and everyfink else, so it worked out for me. angel1

Quote from: Nick's unfortunate team mate
Met the new 'consultant' today. Strange looking old man with his ratty greying ginger beard and tatty jumper. I originally thought he was some tramp who had wandered in by mistake. He kept looking at me like some kind of lovestruck halfwit. Something tells me that this is going to be a long few months.
Oh well, if he keeps staring I'll just have to do to him what I did to the last one and kick him in the balls so hard they end up in orbit...  eveilgrin: 

Sounds like a match made in mayhem...  noooo:


It's the Casanunder effect...  noooo:
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Re: International Women's Day
« Reply #18 on: March 09, 2018, 11:58:21 AM »
What a load of bollocks .

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Re: International Women's Day
« Reply #19 on: March 09, 2018, 05:22:48 PM »
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Re: International Women's Day
« Reply #20 on: March 09, 2018, 05:49:27 PM »
Is LL still driving like Donald Sutherland in the Kelly's heroes fillum? angel1
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Re: International Women's Day
« Reply #21 on: March 09, 2018, 06:02:47 PM »
What a load of bollocks .

Every day is  all about the wimmin  :thumbsup:


Men pleased that whole treating-women-with-respect thing is over for another year

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Re: International Women's Day
« Reply #22 on: March 09, 2018, 06:12:46 PM »
Is LL still driving like Donald Sutherland in the Kelly's heroes fillum? angel1

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Re: International Women's Day
« Reply #23 on: March 09, 2018, 06:17:28 PM »
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Re: International Women's Day
« Reply #24 on: March 09, 2018, 06:23:16 PM »
Is LL still driving like Donald Sutherland in the Kelly's heroes fillum? angel1

We don't have gates to reverse out of now...  cloud9:

You call them 'gates' maybe she saw them as crumple zones for the house
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Re: International Women's Day
« Reply #25 on: March 09, 2018, 07:13:00 PM »
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Re: International Women's Day
« Reply #27 on: March 11, 2018, 07:17:19 PM »
NOt really fair to have this and Mothering Sunday in the same week. The old girls will feel like they are being fattened up with chocolate  whistle: whistle:
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Re: International Women's Day
« Reply #28 on: March 11, 2018, 07:40:39 PM »
No, that's Easter  :thumbsup:
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