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Perrin, Stonehouse and now another, suspicously.
« on: March 06, 2018, 07:25:09 PM »
I was at school with a guy called Mark Purdy. He was always a fantasist. We shared a flat in London for a couple of years and he ended up fleeing the country with the plod on his tail and spent years reinventing himself.

Just got a call from a mate saying that he had taken his own life off a beach near Bridport, He had left his clothes on the beach and vanished. I gather it is near the same beach where Reggie Perrin did the same thing  rubschin:

http://www.bridportnews.co.uk/news/localnews/16057576.Searches_continue_for_missing_man_thought_to_be_in_West_Bay/


I have my doubts................
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Re: Perrin, Stonehouse and now another, suspicously.
« Reply #1 on: March 06, 2018, 07:45:38 PM »
I was at school with a guy called Mark Purdy. He was always a fantasist. We shared a flat in London for a couple of years and he ended up fleeing the country with the plod on his tail and spent years reinventing himself.

Just got a call from a mate saying that he had taken his own life off a beach near Bridport, He had left his clothes on the beach and vanished. I gather it is near the same beach where Reggie Perrin did the same thing  rubschin:

http://www.bridportnews.co.uk/news/localnews/16057576.Searches_continue_for_missing_man_thought_to_be_in_West_Bay/


I have my doubts................


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Re: Perrin, Stonehouse and now another, suspicously.
« Reply #2 on: March 18, 2018, 05:06:10 PM »
Memorial service, April 5th.

Never been to a memorial service for someone who has faked their own death  rubschin:

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Re: Perrin, Stonehouse and now another, suspicously.
« Reply #3 on: March 18, 2018, 05:50:37 PM »
Without being morbid but have they even found a body ..surely you can't have a memorial service until you know they are deaded  rubschin:
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Re: Perrin, Stonehouse and now another, suspicously.
« Reply #4 on: March 18, 2018, 05:51:27 PM »
Memorial service, April 5th.

Never been to a memorial service for someone who has faked their own death  rubschin:

Instruction is to bring bird food  whacky115
All sounds very sad [/serious]

Still everyone will be on tenterhooks just in case the door springs open and he appears dressed like Jeremy Beadle shouting "Surprise!"

Of course there's the moral quandary of would you want that to happen or he really be dead? 


No clever answers here (no change then)
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Re: Perrin, Stonehouse and now another, suspicously.
« Reply #5 on: March 18, 2018, 05:54:05 PM »
Mother, sister and grieving "widow" need "closure"  ::)
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Re: Perrin, Stonehouse and now another, suspicously.
« Reply #6 on: March 18, 2018, 05:55:21 PM »
Mother, sister and grieving "widow" need "closure"  ::)
Understandable but sadly I don't think they'll get it
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« Reply #7 on: March 18, 2018, 05:56:35 PM »
So far, everyone else who I know is going is convinced he has done a runner  :thumbsup:
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Re: Perrin, Stonehouse and now another, suspicously.
« Reply #8 on: March 18, 2018, 06:15:51 PM »
Mother, sister and grieving "widow" need "closure"  ::)

Or an insurance payout ?  rubschin:
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Re: Perrin, Stonehouse and now another, suspicously.
« Reply #9 on: March 18, 2018, 06:23:31 PM »
I think they have to wait for 6 years  rubschin:
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« Reply #10 on: March 18, 2018, 06:29:12 PM »
Don't see how they can get closure by  getting a few people together, saying a few words and feeding the pigeons .

Closure will either only be the finding of the body ...dead or alive ( and living with his mistress in Panama) - or until 6 or 7 years down the line when the legal beagles formally pronounce him as no longer in existence. 
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« Reply #11 on: March 18, 2018, 06:31:00 PM »
The plan is to feed ducks  whacky115
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Re: Perrin, Stonehouse and now another, suspicously.
« Reply #12 on: March 18, 2018, 06:35:50 PM »
As the only alternative to seeing in person something that has quacked???
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« Reply #13 on: March 18, 2018, 06:37:54 PM »
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Re: Perrin, Stonehouse and now another, suspicously.
« Reply #14 on: March 20, 2018, 09:40:09 AM »
Starting to wonder what to wear  rubschin:
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