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Setting up a bank account online
« on: February 08, 2018, 10:27:57 AM »
Welcome to our quick and easy bank account set up page, it said.

Three days and 6 phone calls to customer support later it still won't sodding work  Banghead Banghead Banghead
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Re: Setting up a bank account online
« Reply #1 on: February 08, 2018, 10:48:09 AM »
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Re: Setting up a bank account online
« Reply #2 on: February 08, 2018, 10:48:55 AM »
And the operatives keep asking me to "confirm" my name  cussing: cussing: cussing:

Every single time I have to say, no, but I will TELL you my name  angry041: angry041: angry041: angry041: angry041:
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Re: Setting up a bank account online
« Reply #3 on: February 08, 2018, 10:49:59 AM »
And the operatives keep asking me to "confirm" my name  cussing: cussing: cussing:

Every single time I have to say, no, but I will TELL you my name  angry041: angry041: angry041: angry041: angry041:

And you wonder why they are pissing you about...? ::)
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Re: Setting up a bank account online
« Reply #4 on: February 08, 2018, 10:52:33 AM »
The "sign on a touch screen digital specimen signature" looks like it was forged by a 2 year old with palsy  evil:
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Re: Setting up a bank account online
« Reply #5 on: February 08, 2018, 10:59:07 AM »
The "sign on a touch screen digital specimen signature" looks like it was forged by a 2 year old with palsy  evil:

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Re: Setting up a bank account online
« Reply #6 on: February 08, 2018, 12:50:40 PM »
So how did youmess up the set up procedures ? 😯
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Re: Setting up a bank account online
« Reply #7 on: February 08, 2018, 12:59:06 PM »
So how did youmess up the set up procedures ? 😯

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Re: Setting up a bank account online
« Reply #8 on: February 08, 2018, 02:18:38 PM »
So how did youmess up the set up procedures ? 😯

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Re: Setting up a bank account online
« Reply #9 on: February 08, 2018, 03:23:15 PM »
YOu are all horrid to me  sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32:
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Re: Setting up a bank account online
« Reply #10 on: February 09, 2018, 07:45:01 AM »
Welcome to our quick and easy bank account set up page, it said.

Three days and 6 phone calls to customer support later it still won't sodding work  Banghead Banghead Banghead

Similar experience with B&Q kitchen design site... needless to say the Kitchen is coming from Magnet.   lol:
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Re: Setting up a bank account online
« Reply #11 on: February 09, 2018, 06:13:13 PM »
Welcome to our quick and easy bank account set up page, it said.

Three days and 6 phone calls to customer support later it still won't sodding work  Banghead Banghead Banghead

Similar experience with B&Q kitchen design site... needless to say the Kitchen is coming from Magnet.   lol:

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Re: Setting up a bank account online
« Reply #12 on: February 09, 2018, 06:14:05 PM »
Welcome to our quick and easy bank account set up page, it said.

Three days and 6 phone calls to customer support later it still won't sodding work  Banghead Banghead Banghead

Similar experience with B&Q kitchen design site... needless to say the Kitchen is coming from Magnet.   lol:

So the doors will close .. Thumbs:

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