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The all new Nick's adventures in Derby
« on: January 15, 2018, 03:38:06 PM »
Derby tomorrow. Could be interesting  rubschin:
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Re: The all new Nick's adventures in Derby, or Alton, or maybe neither.....
« Reply #1 on: January 15, 2018, 03:44:07 PM »
Derby tomorrow. Could be interesting  rubschin:
Grand National the day after?
Well, whatever nevermind

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Re: The all new Nick's adventures in Derby, or Alton, or maybe neither.....
« Reply #2 on: January 15, 2018, 07:01:01 PM »
Derby tomorrow. Could be interesting  rubschin:
Grand National the day after?

Something tells me it will be more demolition...  noooo:
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Re: The all new Nick's adventures in Derby, or Alton, or maybe neither.....
« Reply #3 on: January 15, 2018, 08:33:52 PM »
Derby tomorrow. Could be interesting  rubschin:
Grand National the day after?

Something tells me it will be more demolition...  noooo:

Or even Derby in the 'and Joan' sense
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Re: The all new Nick's adventures in Derby, or Alton, or maybe neither.....
« Reply #4 on: January 16, 2018, 03:55:02 PM »
Well, Alton can fvck off as they refuse to pay expenses  ::)  but Derby want me to go back and meet the VC  cloud9:
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Re: The all new Nick's adventures in Derby, or Alton, or maybe neither.....
« Reply #5 on: January 16, 2018, 04:04:41 PM »
Well, Alton can fvck off as they refuse to pay expenses  ::)  but Derby want me to go back and meet the VC  cloud9:

And Miss I wants you to meet the VD! happy001
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Re: The all new Nick's adventures in Derby, or Alton, or maybe neither.....
« Reply #6 on: January 16, 2018, 04:08:26 PM »
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Re: The all new Nick's adventures in Derby, or Alton, or maybe neither.....
« Reply #7 on: January 16, 2018, 04:08:56 PM »
Well, Alton can fvck off as they refuse to pay expenses  ::)  but Derby want me to go back and meet the VC  cloud9:
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Re: The all new Nick's adventures in Derby, or Alton, or maybe neither.....
« Reply #8 on: January 16, 2018, 05:30:21 PM »
I forgot to mention. My ultra low tech paper and Post It presentation was, of course, a triumph. Ironically, the woman I was meant to see as, clearly having forgotten my requirements, had somehow split her head open while trying to set up a computer projector for me and had been carted off to A&E for stitches. angel1
























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Re: The all new Nick's adventures in Derby, or Alton, or maybe neither.....
« Reply #9 on: January 17, 2018, 10:52:21 AM »
The odds that these things are merely accidents happening around you are decreasing !!!!
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Re: The all new Nick's adventures in Derby, or Alton, or maybe neither.....
« Reply #10 on: January 17, 2018, 10:57:05 AM »
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Re: The all new Nick's adventures in Derby, or Alton, or maybe neither.....
« Reply #11 on: January 22, 2018, 12:55:06 PM »
A phone call: the wumman who can confirm me in my new job is still off work with concussion following the interview  facepalm:
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Re: The all new Nick's adventures in Derby, or Alton, or maybe neither.....
« Reply #12 on: January 22, 2018, 01:01:18 PM »
A phone call: the wumman who can confirm me in my new job is still off work with concussion following the interview  facepalm:
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How come I now have an earworm on “Only You” by Yazoo?    rubschin:

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Re: The all new Nick's adventures in Derby, or Alton, or maybe neither.....
« Reply #13 on: January 22, 2018, 01:45:44 PM »
A phone call: the wumman who can confirm me in my new job is still off work with concussion following the interview  facepalm:

You hit her ........ eeek:

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Re: The all new Nick's adventures in Derby, or Alton, or maybe neither.....
« Reply #14 on: January 22, 2018, 01:48:01 PM »
No, a projector stand fell on her head  noooo:
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