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Weddings and funerals
« on: January 03, 2018, 05:16:29 PM »
For some reason, I always get asked to read at weddings and funerals (like Snoopy's  sad24: ) and often get asked to choose something to read. I have another one coming up  ::) and was offered various horridly cheesy options or to choose something else. I chose something else  angel1  The bride and groom love it  cloud9:
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Re: Weddings and funerals
« Reply #1 on: January 03, 2018, 06:40:52 PM »
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Re: Weddings and funerals
« Reply #2 on: January 03, 2018, 06:42:38 PM »
Wot?
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Re: Weddings and funerals
« Reply #3 on: January 03, 2018, 08:46:31 PM »
The comprehensive guide to successful relationships....by Dr Nick  lol:
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Re: Weddings and funerals
« Reply #4 on: January 03, 2018, 09:02:36 PM »
The comprehensive guide to successful relationships....by Dr Nick  lol:

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Re: Weddings and funerals
« Reply #5 on: January 04, 2018, 01:54:48 AM »
For some reason, I always get asked to read at weddings and funerals (like Snoopy's  sad24: ) and often get asked to choose something to read. I have another one coming up  ::) and was offered various horridly cheesy options or to choose something else. I chose something else  angel1  The bride and groom love it  cloud9:

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Re: Weddings and funerals
« Reply #6 on: January 04, 2018, 08:03:00 AM »
The comprehensive guide to successful relationships....by Dr Nick  lol:

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Re: Weddings and funerals
« Reply #7 on: January 04, 2018, 11:40:34 PM »
I mostly despair

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Re: Weddings and funerals
« Reply #8 on: January 06, 2018, 09:19:26 AM »
The comprehensive guide to successful relationships....by Dr Nick  lol:




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Re: Weddings and funerals
« Reply #9 on: January 06, 2018, 03:32:25 PM »
Anyhoo, it's rather good, especially if you like inserting macabre jokes into weddings  eveilgrin:

Let me put it this way:

if you came to lay

your sleeping head

against my arm or sleeve,

and if my arm went dead,

or if I had to take my leave

at midnight, I should rather

cleave it from the joint or seam

than make a scene

or bring you round.

There,

how does that sound?
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Re: Weddings and funerals
« Reply #10 on: January 06, 2018, 03:46:27 PM »
Anyhoo, it's rather good, especially if you like inserting macabre jokes into weddings  eveilgrin:

Let me put it this way:

if you came to lay

your sleeping head

against my arm or sleeve,

and if my arm went dead,

or if I had to take my leave

at midnight, I should rather

cleave it from the joint or seam

than make a scene

or bring you round.

There,

how does that sound?

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Re: Weddings and funerals
« Reply #11 on: January 06, 2018, 03:47:05 PM »
The Bard of Bog Street Comp speaks  ::)
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Re: Weddings and funerals
« Reply #12 on: January 06, 2018, 07:47:35 PM »
Is the wedding to an amputee??? noooo:

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Re: Weddings and funerals
« Reply #13 on: January 06, 2018, 07:54:28 PM »
 eveilgrin: eveilgrin:

Not everyone gets it  whistle:
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Re: Weddings and funerals
« Reply #14 on: January 06, 2018, 08:41:11 PM »
Useful then if it's a speech at a wedding  noooo:

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