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Apey's life and associated TV and horror film spinoffs thread
« on: November 29, 2017, 04:19:07 PM »
To stop it all cluttering up my lovely Dinner thread
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« Reply #1 on: November 29, 2017, 04:56:28 PM »
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« Reply #2 on: November 29, 2017, 05:02:16 PM »
I will start writing shortly  angel1

Payments by installment are acceptable and my first extortionate invoice is in the post  :thumbsup:
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« Reply #3 on: November 29, 2017, 05:35:33 PM »
Howling wind and a terrible thunderstorm greeted my arrival in the Maternity Hospital in Kingston, Surrey. The sound drowned out, I am told, my dear mother's screaming. These were not the screams of labour, but the screams when she saw me.

An arresting opening is always good  :thumbsup:



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« Reply #4 on: November 29, 2017, 05:44:40 PM »
Howling wind and a terrible thunderstorm greeted my arrival in the Maternity Hospital in Kingston, Surrey. The sound drowned out, I am told, my dear mother's screaming. These were not the screams of labour, but the screams when she saw me.

An arresting opening is always good  :thumbsup:

I never got arrested till I was 19 .......... noooo:

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« Reply #5 on: November 29, 2017, 05:45:31 PM »
Chapter 2  :thumbsup:
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« Reply #6 on: November 29, 2017, 05:46:33 PM »
Howling wind and a terrible thunderstorm greeted my arrival in the Maternity Hospital in Kingston, Surrey. The sound drowned out, I am told, my dear mother's screaming. These were not the screams of labour, but the screams when she saw me.

An arresting opening is always good  :thumbsup:

It set a pattern for my whole life.Women frequently scream when I arrive.
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« Reply #7 on: November 29, 2017, 05:46:54 PM »
Chapter 2  :thumbsup:

and possibly 3.4.5.and 6....... redface:

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Re: Apey's life and associated TV and horror film spinoffs thread
« Reply #8 on: November 29, 2017, 05:47:37 PM »
Howling wind and a terrible thunderstorm greeted my arrival in the Maternity Hospital in Kingston, Surrey. The sound drowned out, I am told, my dear mother's screaming. These were not the screams of labour, but the screams when she saw me.

An arresting opening is always good  :thumbsup:

I never got arrested caught till I was 19 .......... noooo:

That sounds more like it...  whistle:
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« Reply #9 on: November 29, 2017, 05:48:47 PM »
Howling wind and a terrible thunderstorm greeted my arrival in the Maternity Hospital in Kingston, Surrey. The sound drowned out, I am told, my dear mother's screaming. These were not the screams of labour, but the screams when she saw me.

An arresting opening is always good  :thumbsup:

I never got arrested caught till I was 19 .......... noooo:

That sounds more like it...  whistle:

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Re: Apey's life and associated TV and horror film spinoffs thread
« Reply #10 on: November 30, 2017, 04:14:07 PM »
Invoiced a company today ...they said .."do we get discount coz of the TV coverage you got ?"....





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« Reply #11 on: November 30, 2017, 04:15:02 PM »
That bad, eh?  noooo:
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« Reply #12 on: November 30, 2017, 04:59:47 PM »
Invoiced a company today ...they said .."can we pay extra to be removed from the TV coverage ?"....
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« Reply #13 on: November 30, 2017, 10:41:45 PM »
Invoiced a company today ...they said .."can we pay extra to be removed from the TV coverage ?"....
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Re: Apey's life and associated TV and horror film spinoffs thread
« Reply #14 on: December 01, 2017, 05:23:40 AM »
Invoiced a company today ...they said .."do we get discount coz of the TV coverage you got ?"....





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Nick should do that ref his lunch  :thumbsup:
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