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Offline Grumpmeister

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Re: Grumpy has just applied for...
« Reply #15 on: September 29, 2017, 09:08:41 PM »
Get paid to travel the world and drink gin....  Thumbs:

http://www.ilovegin.com/gintern/


 noooo: noooo: sick2: sick2: sick2: sick2:   Can't stand the stuff got extremely drunk on it one day at lunch time went back to work and got sacked  redface: I was 15 at the time  redface: Never touched it since I was so ill surrender:


Ah but there is a world of difference between the gin you were guzzling as a teenager and the range available now. Some of the Cornish ones are really good.  cloud9:
Some days I think the only thing keeping me from becoming homicidal is that the voices can't agree on which weapon would be the most fun.

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Re: Grumpy has just applied for...
« Reply #16 on: September 30, 2017, 05:10:43 AM »
Get paid to travel the world and drink gin....  Thumbs:

http://www.ilovegin.com/gintern/


 noooo: noooo: sick2: sick2: sick2: sick2:   Can't stand the stuff got extremely drunk on it one day at lunch time went back to work and got sacked  redface: I was 15 at the time  redface: Never touched it since I was so ill surrender:


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Re: Grumpy has just applied for...
« Reply #17 on: September 30, 2017, 08:59:54 AM »
Get paid to travel the world and drink gin....  Thumbs:

http://www.ilovegin.com/gintern/


 noooo: noooo: sick2: sick2: sick2: sick2:   Can't stand the stuff got extremely drunk on it one day at lunch time went back to work and got sacked  redface: I was 15 at the time  redface: Never touched it since I was so ill surrender:


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Re: Grumpy has just applied for...
« Reply #18 on: October 02, 2017, 08:15:13 AM »
Get paid to travel the world and drink gin....  Thumbs:

http://www.ilovegin.com/gintern/


 noooo: noooo: sick2: sick2: sick2: sick2:   Can't stand the stuff got extremely drunk on it one day at lunch time went back to work and got sacked  redface: I was 15 at the time  redface: Never touched it since I was so ill surrender:


Ah but there is a world of difference between the gin you were guzzling as a teenager and the range available now. Some of the Cornish ones are really good.  cloud9:

No sorry Grumpy  noooo: the thought of the smell makes me gag  sick2:
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Re: Grumpy has just applied for...
« Reply #19 on: October 02, 2017, 08:21:02 AM »
Get paid to travel the world and drink gin....  Thumbs:

http://www.ilovegin.com/gintern/


 noooo: noooo: sick2: sick2: sick2: sick2:   Can't stand the stuff got extremely drunk on it one day at lunch time went back to work and got sacked  redface: I was 15 at the time  redface: Never touched it since I was so ill surrender:


Ah but there is a world of difference between the gin you were guzzling as a teenager and the range available now. Some of the Cornish ones are really good.  cloud9:

No sorry Grumpy  noooo: the thought of the smell makes me gag  sick2:


Try harder!  :thumbsup:
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Re: Grumpy has just applied for...
« Reply #20 on: January 24, 2018, 05:44:49 PM »
Got the email this morning, the new Gintern is some lass from Cornwall called Holly...  cry:
Some days I think the only thing keeping me from becoming homicidal is that the voices can't agree on which weapon would be the most fun.

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Re: Grumpy has just applied for...
« Reply #21 on: January 24, 2018, 05:46:23 PM »
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Re: Grumpy has just applied for...
« Reply #22 on: January 24, 2018, 05:56:35 PM »
 Shrugs: indeed ~ had to google it and it's:

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Re: Grumpy has just applied for...
« Reply #23 on: January 24, 2018, 05:58:11 PM »
The job was advertised as being able to travel the world getting paid to drink gin, I was bound to apply just for the hell of it..  redface:
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Re: Grumpy has just applied for...
« Reply #24 on: January 24, 2018, 06:01:13 PM »
What could possibly go wrong? rubschin:
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Re: Grumpy has just applied for...
« Reply #25 on: January 25, 2018, 08:11:46 AM »
Got the email this morning, the new Gintern is some lass from Cornwall called Holly...  cry:

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Re: Grumpy has just applied for...
« Reply #26 on: January 25, 2018, 09:40:42 AM »
Got the email this morning, the new Gintern is some lass from Cornwall called Holly...  cry:
Did you apply with the wrong e-mail account?
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Re: Grumpy has just applied for...
« Reply #27 on: March 31, 2018, 08:41:02 PM »
Ok just so we are clear, you are paying someone to watch shows on Netflix and rate them...




Sounds good to me, where to I apply  :thumbsup:



Oh FFS, why report on a job when it has already been taken down you sadistic bastards...  cussing:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5564785/Netflix-looks-hire-binge-watchers-rate-shows.html
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Re: Grumpy has just applied for...
« Reply #28 on: April 01, 2018, 12:04:00 AM »
Ok just so we are clear, you are paying someone to watch shows on Netflix and rate them...




Sounds good to me, where to I apply  :thumbsup:



Oh FFS, why report on a job when it has already been taken down you sadistic bastards...  cussing:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5564785/Netflix-looks-hire-binge-watchers-rate-shows.html


I have a mate in the UK that watches the tellybox for a living!  eeek:

He works shifts but that is basically what he does - watches shows, rates them (PG or whatever) and picks the spots where the adverts go in... And it pays well too...

Apparently, the 'new boys' have to watch all the kiddy shows, 'In The Night Garden' or whatever as those that have been there a while push to the front of the queue to watch Lesbian Lavatory Lust...

He lives in Windsor and I think he doesn't travel far - Heathrow area...

Can find the details if you want...?
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Re: Grumpy has just applied for...
« Reply #29 on: April 05, 2018, 08:23:20 PM »
Live on St Michaels Mount as a Visitor Services Manager  cloud9:

Something tells me I haven't got a snowball's chance in hell but I'm going for it anyway  :thumbsup:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5582407/Is-best-job-Britain-Applications-flood-dream-job.html
Some days I think the only thing keeping me from becoming homicidal is that the voices can't agree on which weapon would be the most fun.