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Re: Working with Mongs...
« Reply #450 on: December 19, 2017, 07:32:21 AM »
He has just fucked up another piece of work wot I did.

If you end up having to do another one see if you can include any hidden messages...  eveilgrin:
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Re: Working with Mongs...
« Reply #451 on: December 19, 2017, 08:07:25 AM »
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Re: Working with Mongs...
« Reply #452 on: December 20, 2017, 05:25:23 PM »
So, responding to a request to complete an urgent piece of work for a news deadline I send it in to the client well in advance and GET AN OUT OF OFFICE REPLY SAYING HE IS ON HOLIDAY UNTIL JANUARY 2ND  Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead

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Re: Working with Mongs...
« Reply #453 on: December 20, 2017, 10:07:26 PM »
So, responding to a request to complete an urgent piece of work for a news deadline I send it in to the client well in advance and GET AN OUT OF OFFICE REPLY SAYING HE IS ON HOLIDAY UNTIL JANUARY 2ND  Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead

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noooo: Awful, it has quite displaced the traditional Yorkshire "Now then...."
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Re: Working with Mongs...
« Reply #454 on: December 20, 2017, 11:16:41 PM »
So, responding to a request to complete an urgent piece of work for a news deadline I send it in to the client well in advance and GET AN OUT OF OFFICE REPLY SAYING HE IS ON HOLIDAY UNTIL JANUARY 2ND  Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead

So... Arrrrrgggghhhhhhh  noooo:
noooo: Awful, it has quite displaced the traditional Yorkshire "Now then...."

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Re: Working with Mongs...
« Reply #455 on: December 21, 2017, 05:18:19 AM »
We have a Welsh friend that starts every sentence with, 'Now then...' and a friend from Barnsley that starts, 'This is it...'...  Banghead
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Re: Working with Mongs...
« Reply #456 on: December 21, 2017, 08:55:19 AM »
We have a Welsh friend that starts every sentence with, 'Now then...' and a friend from Barnsley that starts, 'This is it...'...  Banghead

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Re: Working with Mongs...
« Reply #457 on: December 21, 2017, 08:58:10 AM »
We have a Welsh friend that starts every sentence with, 'Now then...' and a friend from Barnsley that starts, 'This is it...'...  Banghead

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Re: Working with Mongs...
« Reply #458 on: December 21, 2017, 03:54:27 PM »
A friend writes. She works in a Sixth Form College. She had to go to a staff training day in an hotel. All the staff had to go there by coach. The Big Chief arrived by HELICOPTER. eeek: At lunch the Principal and other bosses got wine. All the other staff got water.

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Re: Working with Mongs...
« Reply #459 on: December 21, 2017, 04:12:45 PM »
A friend writes. She works in a Sixth Form College. She had to go to a staff training day in an hotel. All the staff had to go there by coach. The Big Chief arrived by HELICOPTER. eeek: At lunch the Principal and other bosses got wine. All the other staff got water.

There was nearly a big fight!!  razz: razz:

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Re: Working with Mongs...
« Reply #460 on: April 03, 2018, 12:49:31 PM »
I have spent this morning having one of those hyper-polite e mail exchanges with a complete fvcking idiot in London. I am on the verge of going down there and killing him  cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
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Re: Working with Mongs...
« Reply #461 on: May 22, 2018, 01:51:06 PM »
Went into the DIY shop earlier for some bits... It is like B and long Queue...

Anyhoo, girl rings up the bits and it comes to €110

We have €60 worth of points make prizes vouchers that we had just cashed in so we hand them over...

She scans in the vouchers which we expect to leave us with €50 to put on a CC...

Seven million €uros please! Oh dear, I think I have done something wrong *telephones supervisor* facepalm:
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Re: Working with Mongs...
« Reply #462 on: May 30, 2018, 02:14:52 PM »
Flying to the UK at Christmas with EasyJet.

So I contacted Emirates to see if I could use or earn my Emirates Skyward miles for the trip...

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Hi Maria,

Another quick question - do you have links to EasyJet at all?

Thanks in advance,

Barman

As normal, they replied very quickly...

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Dear Mr Barman good afternoon

The only link I have is the below

https://www.easyjet.com/en

Regards and have a pleasant afternoon.

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Re: Working with Mongs...
« Reply #463 on: May 30, 2018, 02:16:19 PM »
She did actually answer your question  whistle:
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Re: Working with Mongs...
« Reply #464 on: May 30, 2018, 03:03:53 PM »
She did actually answer your question  whistle:

Well yes, I appreciate that but...
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