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The all new wasp killing thread
« on: April 18, 2021, 03:48:24 PM »
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Re: The all new wasp killing thread
« Reply #1 on: April 18, 2021, 04:46:41 PM »
I would suggest killing them with fire but Nottingham has suffered enough this last year or so..  noooo:
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Re: The all new wasp killing thread
« Reply #2 on: April 18, 2021, 05:00:34 PM »
Buy a flamethrower off Amazon, you say?  rubschin:
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Re: The all new wasp killing thread
« Reply #3 on: April 18, 2021, 09:06:56 PM »
Option 1:  just accept wasps unless the nest is in your house

Option 2: get a man in.  I could recommend one but he might baulk at the drive to Nottingham
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Re: The all new wasp killing thread
« Reply #4 on: April 18, 2021, 10:01:44 PM »
A sting operation......... rubschin:

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Re: The all new wasp killing thread
« Reply #5 on: April 18, 2021, 10:06:55 PM »
no matter how many instances of white swans we may have observed, this does not justify the conclusion that all swans are white.  (Karl Popper)

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Re: The all new wasp killing thread
« Reply #7 on: April 19, 2021, 06:17:00 AM »
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Re: The all new wasp killing thread
« Reply #9 on: April 20, 2021, 03:39:51 PM »
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