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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #6435 on: April 10, 2021, 06:52:43 PM »
Went to a French self defence class yesterday...

I've never ran that fast in my life.
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #6436 on: April 11, 2021, 06:46:05 AM »
Went to a French self defence class yesterday...

I've never ran that fast in my life.

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no matter how many instances of white swans we may have observed, this does not justify the conclusion that all swans are white.  (Karl Popper)

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #6438 on: April 19, 2021, 12:25:05 PM »
Nice touch having Prince Philip taken to the church on the back of a Land Rover. I wonder if they'll have Prince Andrew buried in the back of a 15 year old Escort?  rubschin:

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #6440 on: April 19, 2021, 12:36:18 PM »
Nice touch having Prince Philip taken to the church on the back of a Land Rover. I wonder if they'll have Prince Andrew buried in the back of a 15 year old Escort?  rubschin:

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #6441 on: April 19, 2021, 01:34:03 PM »
Nice touch having Prince Philip taken to the church on the back of a Land Rover. I wonder if they'll have Prince Andrew buried in the back of a 15 year old Escort?  rubschin:

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #6442 on: April 19, 2021, 01:57:02 PM »
Nice touch having Prince Philip taken to the church on the back of a Land Rover. I wonder if they'll have Prince Andrew buried in the back of a 15 year old Escort?  rubschin:

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #6443 on: April 19, 2021, 04:49:52 PM »
Nice touch having Prince Philip taken to the church on the back of a Land Rover. I wonder if they'll have Prince Andrew buried in the back of a 15 year old Escort?  rubschin:

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #6444 on: April 19, 2021, 07:34:50 PM »
no matter how many instances of white swans we may have observed, this does not justify the conclusion that all swans are white.  (Karl Popper)

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #6445 on: April 23, 2021, 12:01:03 PM »
I thought I would be trendy and try one of those alternatives to Cow's milk...  angel1

I don't know what a Magnesia is but it made my Corn Flakes taste disgusting...  sick2:
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #6446 on: April 23, 2021, 07:22:04 PM »
I thought I would be trendy and try one of those alternatives to Cow's milk...  angel1

I don't know what a Magnesia is but it made my Corn Flakes taste disgusting...  sick2:
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #6447 on: May 03, 2021, 11:31:13 AM »
Not fresh, and I know it is an AFFS but I was just reminded of it and it made I larf...  lol:


A vacationing penguin is driving his car through Arizona when he notices that the oil pressure light is on. He gets out to look and sees oil dripping out of the motor. He drives to the nearest town and stops at the first gas station.

After dropping the car off, the penguin goes for a walk around town. He sees an ice-cream shop and, being a penguin in Arizona, decides that something cold would really hit the spot. He gets a big dish of ice cream and sits down to eat. Having no hands he makes a real mess trying to eat with his flippers. After finishing his ice cream, he goes back to the gas station and asks the mechanic if he's found the problem. The mechanic looks up and says "It looks like you blew a seal."

"No no," the penguin replies, "it's just ice cream."
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #6448 on: May 05, 2021, 04:11:43 PM »
 lol:  sometime the old ones still work
no matter how many instances of white swans we may have observed, this does not justify the conclusion that all swans are white.  (Karl Popper)

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #6449 on: May 05, 2021, 04:12:34 PM »
no matter how many instances of white swans we may have observed, this does not justify the conclusion that all swans are white.  (Karl Popper)