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The Library / Re: Random image thread.
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The Library / Re: Random image thread.
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Saloon Bar / Cake ..Eat it ..
« Last post by apc2010 on Yesterday at 11:45:55 PM »
There is a guy here ..new to Island ....during lockdown ..he had a facebook rant about people "talking " about him ....(he bought a new van after complaining he was skint etc)...

so today I was a little surprised to say the least when he posted ....

" Anyone watching Below Deck (tv show....with a pic of group of guys ....)...
 I had a threesome with him n his boyfriend !" ....

Now I am not homophobic but some of his customers maybe ....and I did not know he was a "shirt-lifter"....so why broadcast not only gay but up for a threesome .. noooo:   noooo:
The Library / Re: Random image thread.
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The Snug / Re: Word association game (bored)
« Last post by apc2010 on Yesterday at 09:57:56 PM »
BSA M21 1939
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The Snug / Re: Word association game (bored)
« Last post by Darwins Selection on Yesterday at 08:29:52 PM »
The Comedy Room / Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Last post by Steve on Yesterday at 07:53:27 PM »
Real Extracts from letters written by council tenants:
1. It's the dogs mess that I find hard to swallow.
2. I want some repairs done to my cooker as it has backfired and burnt my knob off.
3. I wish to complain that my father twisted his ankle very badly when he put his foot in the hole in his back passage.
4. Their 18 year old son is continually banging his balls against my fence.
5. I wish to report that tiles are missing from the outside toilet roof. I think it was bad wind the other day that blew them off.
6. My lavatory seat is cracked, where do I stand?
7. I am writing on behalf of my sink, which is coming away from the wall.
8. Will you please send someone to mend the garden path. My wife tripped and fell on it yesterday and now she is pregnant.
9. I request permission to remove my drawers in the kitchen.
10. 50% of the walls are damp, 50% have crumbling plaster, and 50% are just plain filthy.
11. The next door neighbour has got this huge tool that vibrates the whole house and I just can't take it anymore.
12. The toilet is blocked and we cannot bath the children until it is cleared.
13. Will you please send a man to look at my water, it is a funny colour and not fit to drink.
14. Our lavatory seat is broken in half and now is in three pieces.
15. I want to complain about the farmer across the road. Every morning at 6am his cock wakes me up and it's now getting too much for me.
16. The man next door has a large erection in the back garden, which is unsightly and dangerous.
17. Our kitchen floor is damp. We have two children and would like a third, so please send someone round to do something about it.
18. I am a single woman living in a downstairs flat and would you please do something about the noise made by the man on top of me every night.
19. Please send a man with the right tool to finish the job and satisfy my wife..
20. I have had the clerk of works down on the floor six times but I still have no satisfaction.
21. This is to let you know that our lavatory seat is broke and we can't get BBC2.
22. My bush is really overgrown round the front and my back passage has fungus growing in it.
lol: lol: lol:
The Snug / Re: Word association game (bored)
« Last post by Steve on Yesterday at 07:51:50 PM »
The Restaurant / Re: Dinner tonight
« Last post by apc2010 on Yesterday at 07:32:44 PM »
Lidl sossies...  cloud9:

Aren't they technically meat free  rubschin:

I bleddy hope not!  eeek:

Cold meats and salid today...  cloud9:

 eeek: cold meats n cheeses etc here .......


Great minds th..........ahem...great minds thinks alike...  whistle:

Fools rarely differ ...... redface:
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