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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #6390 on: February 27, 2021, 04:03:15 PM »
Had a spare few quid in my betting account the other day, put it all on tiger Woods first drive of 2021 to land in the rough,....

hope the bookies pay out........ rubschin:

There must be a load of "handicap" jokes too..... rubschin:

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #6391 on: February 27, 2021, 04:41:25 PM »
Had a spare few quid in my betting account the other day, put it all on tiger Woods first drive of 2021 to land in the rough,....

hope the bookies pay out........ rubschin:

There must be a load of "handicap" jokes too..... rubschin:

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I am not doing em ..still on FB ban .. evil:  another jiggaboo or rasperberry joke ..will not be a good idea,... noooo:

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #6392 on: February 27, 2021, 04:55:51 PM »
Had a spare few quid in my betting account the other day, put it all on tiger Woods first drive of 2021 to land in the rough,....

hope the bookies pay out........ rubschin:

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #6393 on: February 27, 2021, 06:35:09 PM »
Had a spare few quid in my betting account the other day, put it all on tiger Woods first drive of 2021 to land in the rough,....

hope the bookies pay out........ rubschin:

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #6394 on: February 27, 2021, 08:38:40 PM »
Had a spare few quid in my betting account the other day, put it all on tiger Woods first drive of 2021 to land in the rough,....

hope the bookies pay out........ rubschin:

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #6395 on: March 02, 2021, 04:31:21 PM »
no matter how many instances of white swans we may have observed, this does not justify the conclusion that all swans are white.  (Karl Popper)

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #6396 on: March 02, 2021, 05:26:55 PM »
LiFe - It's an "F" in lie

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #6399 on: March 06, 2021, 01:13:38 PM »
Paddy's in the pub talking to his mate, "Thanks to the new scale in the bathroom I can finally check how much I poop."
"Oh, I see," he replied, "So you're weighing yourself before and after and work out the difference."

"Ah. I guess that could work too."
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #6400 on: March 06, 2021, 01:15:01 PM »
Paddy's in the pub talking to his mate, "Thanks to the new scale in the bathroom I can finally check how much I poop."
"Oh, I see," he replied, "So you're weighing yourself before and after and work out the difference."

"Ah. I guess that could work too."

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #6401 on: March 06, 2021, 01:15:12 PM »
Paddy's in the pub talking to his mate, "Thanks to the new scale in the bathroom I can finally check how much I poop."
"Oh, I see," he replied, "So you're weighing yourself before and after and work out the difference."

"Ah. I guess that could work too."

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #6402 on: March 06, 2021, 05:31:52 PM »
Paddy's in the pub talking to his mate, "Thanks to the new scale in the bathroom I can finally check how much I poop."
"Oh, I see," he replied, "So you're weighing yourself before and after and work out the difference."

"Ah. I guess that could work too."

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #6403 on: March 07, 2021, 11:47:53 AM »
Paddy's in the pub talking to his mate, "Thanks to the new scale in the bathroom I can finally check how much I poop."
"Oh, I see," he replied, "So you're weighing yourself before and after and work out the difference."

"Ah. I guess that could work too."

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #6404 on: March 09, 2021, 10:50:41 AM »
Jimmy was going in to get circumcised...
he asked his Jewish pal if it was sore.....
"Sore ? ...I had it done at birth..I couldn’t walk for a year after it."
no matter how many instances of white swans we may have observed, this does not justify the conclusion that all swans are white.  (Karl Popper)