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Offline Roy Cropper

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Shoe laces
« on: September 06, 2010, 06:57:55 PM »
 Leather shoe laces as supplied with so called "leisure deck shoes"(that term almost contravienes the trade description act) . How the feck do you keep 'em done up ??. Don't matter whether you use a double knot complete with bow and yank on 'em with a pair of mole grips they still come undone. Banghead Banghead
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Re: Shoe laces
« Reply #1 on: September 06, 2010, 07:01:09 PM »
Shouldn't you be using Velcro at your age?  whistle:
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Re: Shoe laces
« Reply #2 on: September 06, 2010, 07:02:25 PM »
Leather shoe laces as supplied with so called "leisure deck shoes"(that term almost contravienes the trade description act) . How the feck do you keep 'em done up ??. Don't matter whether you use a double knot complete with bow and yank on 'em with a pair of mole grips they still come undone. Banghead Banghead

Bin the laces and use velcro as all old codgers do. ;)

NOT talking from personal use I hasten to add, just an observation.
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Re: Shoe laces
« Reply #3 on: September 06, 2010, 07:02:59 PM »
Shouldn't you be using Velcro at your age?  whistle:

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Re: Shoe laces
« Reply #4 on: September 06, 2010, 07:08:26 PM »
Growler and me agree  cloud9:
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Re: Shoe laces
« Reply #5 on: September 06, 2010, 07:19:30 PM »
Growler and me agree  cloud9:

I must have been typing that reply at the same time. Spooky. scared2:

True though Roy. Had a pair of 'velcro ups' about 20 years ago, until someone pointed out what age band they were meant for.  eeek:
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Re: Shoe laces
« Reply #6 on: September 06, 2010, 07:21:03 PM »
 What is this velcro you talk about ? Is it something that is distributed in nursing homes? Shrugs:

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Re: Shoe laces
« Reply #7 on: September 06, 2010, 07:23:03 PM »
Ask Matron.
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Re: Shoe laces
« Reply #8 on: September 06, 2010, 07:23:47 PM »
What is this velcro you talk about ? Is it something that is distributed in nursing homes? Shrugs:

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Re: Shoe laces
« Reply #9 on: September 06, 2010, 07:43:03 PM »
 
I rather think its more appropriate for fat b'stards who cant reach their tootsies . Not fat people like this,



but like this


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Re: Shoe laces
« Reply #10 on: September 06, 2010, 08:37:47 PM »
Are those eyebrows real?
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Re: Shoe laces
« Reply #11 on: September 06, 2010, 08:44:33 PM »

I rather think its more appropriate for fat b'stards who cant reach their tootsies . Not fat people like this,



That picture is actually disturbing me Roy.

I feel as though I know her, but who is it, and why does she look like that?  eeek:

Got to be photoshopped?

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Re: Shoe laces
« Reply #12 on: September 06, 2010, 08:47:23 PM »
Are those eyebrows real?

Her eyebrows look ok to me. eyes:

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Re: Shoe laces
« Reply #13 on: September 06, 2010, 09:00:05 PM »

I rather think its more appropriate for fat b'stards who cant reach their tootsies . Not fat people like this,



That picture is actually disturbing me Roy.

I feel as though I know her, but who is it, and why does she look like that?  eeek:

Got to be photoshopped?

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Re: Shoe laces
« Reply #14 on: September 06, 2010, 09:02:10 PM »
Of course. redface:

You are ONE bad man tampering with such a beauty. evil: