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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #12810 on: May 04, 2021, 04:36:44 AM »
You know, I used to think it was awful that life was so unfair. Then I thought, wouldn't it be much worse if life were fair, and all the terrible things that happen to us come because we actually deserve them? So, now I take great comfort in the general hostility and unfairness of the universe

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« Reply #12814 on: May 10, 2021, 11:52:48 AM »
Call me cynical but out of the range of eating disorders you are likely to be suffering from I don't think that anorexia is anywhere near the list.  I've known a number of people including an ex of mine who suffer from that condition and they varied from worryingly thing to almost skeletal and needing hospital treatment, something you clearly are not   cussing:



https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-9538293/Plus-size-model-Tess-Holliday-reveals-anorexic.html

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« Reply #12815 on: May 10, 2021, 12:41:34 PM »
Call me cynical but out of the range of eating disorders you are likely to be suffering from I don't think that anorexia is anywhere near the list.  I've known a number of people including an ex of mine who suffer from that condition and they varied from worryingly thing to almost skeletal and needing hospital treatment, something you clearly are not   cussing:



https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-9538293/Plus-size-model-Tess-Holliday-reveals-anorexic.html

I reckon she is Bulimic - not Anorexic... She just keeps forgetting about the being sick part...
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #12816 on: May 10, 2021, 03:09:14 PM »
Call me cynical but out of the range of eating disorders you are likely to be suffering from I don't think that anorexia is anywhere near the list.  I've known a number of people including an ex of mine who suffer from that condition and they varied from worryingly thing to almost skeletal and needing hospital treatment, something you clearly are not   cussing:



https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-9538293/Plus-size-model-Tess-Holliday-reveals-anorexic.html

I reckon she is Bulimic - not Anorexic... She just keeps forgetting about the being sick part...

She's making me wanna puke....... sick2:

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« Reply #12817 on: May 15, 2021, 10:57:19 AM »
just what the hell theory were they testing when they made this discovery...  eeek:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-9578901/Breathing-Rats-pigs-survive-oxygen-fed-RECTUM-study-finds.html
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« Reply #12818 on: May 15, 2021, 11:33:49 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #12819 on: May 18, 2021, 01:51:13 PM »
I'm not surprised that someone who is too stupid to be able to figure out how to wear a mask properly doesn't understand the meaning of impartiality.  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9591281/Scotland-Yard-probes-footage-police-officer-hugging-activist-chanting-free-Palestine.html
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« Reply #12820 on: May 18, 2021, 01:57:34 PM »
I'm not surprised that someone who is too stupid to be able to figure out how to wear a mask properly doesn't understand the meaning of impartiality.  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9591281/Scotland-Yard-probes-footage-police-officer-hugging-activist-chanting-free-Palestine.html

Fuck me... They are either chanting for Palestine, taking the knee or searching for anti-trans posts on-line - no wonder the general public have lost all respect for them...  noooo:
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« Reply #12821 on: May 18, 2021, 09:19:50 PM »
I'm not surprised that someone who is too stupid to be able to figure out how to wear a mask properly doesn't understand the meaning of impartiality.  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9591281/Scotland-Yard-probes-footage-police-officer-hugging-activist-chanting-free-Palestine.html

Fuck me... They are either chanting for Palestine, taking the knee or searching for anti-trans posts on-line - no wonder the general public have lost all respect for them...  noooo:

And just give you a crime number, if your gaff or motor gets nicked ... noooo:

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #12822 on: May 18, 2021, 10:33:52 PM »
An a lighter note, got one that is ripe for you to make a stand up routine out of Apey...

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-9592453/Gwyneth-Paltrows-Goop-sued-claims-vagina-candle-EXPLODED.html

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« Reply #12823 on: May 19, 2021, 03:55:57 AM »
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You know, I used to think it was awful that life was so unfair. Then I thought, wouldn't it be much worse if life were fair, and all the terrible things that happen to us come because we actually deserve them? So, now I take great comfort in the general hostility and unfairness of the universe